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00:00二月二 烛照梁 陶打墙 人间蛇虫无处藏
00:30岁岁平 岁岁安 岁岁平安 岁岁平安 岁岁平安
01:01我和知归下个月就要离开这里了
01:05哦 路上小心
01:12你可别趁着我家没人就肆无忌惮地偷东西啊
01:23没劲
01:26真是凭借这人妻的命
01:31陈平安
01:33你能不能帮我把那两颗石子捡起来
01:37我挺喜欢的
01:41赵新鲜 你家弟弟跟陈平安正门来掩饰呢
01:45明摆着疯在上了
01:50这算什么
01:52我昨晚还看见陈平安跟你娘亲拉拉扯扯呢
01:55你哪只眼睛看到的呀
01:57你这个衙属督造官的私生子
01:58别找眼睛了
02:00一边凉快去
02:02你爹我翻了黄历
02:03今儿不打儿子
02:05算你运气好
02:07知归
02:08你跟这么个孬种少爷多憋屈啊
02:11你不如跟刘向阳私奔算了
02:13反正那个傻大个看你的眼神
02:15就像要吃了你
02:20知归
02:29这怂鸡蟹
02:30怂得跟他爹一样
02:32我这马功
02:33才是染出半成
02:36好了
02:39你看
02:40每次我的泥鳅
02:41都长这么大了
02:43对了
02:44我娘蒸了腊肉
02:45喊你去吃呢
02:46我就不去了
02:47今晚我要早点休息
02:50去嘛
02:53走
02:55走
02:58明早还有份送信挣钱的活节
03:02这个烧烧
03:10听说咱们这儿来了帮外星人
03:12龙窑不是关了吗
03:14他们来干嘛
03:16我娘说
03:17他们都是神仙
03:18有钱着呢
03:20咱们可得从他们身上
03:21好好唠唠
03:24去吧
03:25走啦
03:28走
03:58走
04:05小王八蛋
04:06掉钱眼里了
04:07吹命啊
04:13你那点破事
04:14等会儿再说
04:25老规矩
04:26你们外乡人
04:27来这儿寻机缘
04:29每家留一袋金金铜钱
04:31才能进小镇
04:42下一个
04:58老规矩
05:10想不想知道
05:11他们说了啥呀
05:12想啊
05:14夸你一句
05:16全是好话
05:18你当我傻呀
05:21傻小子
05:22拿好了
05:23乖乖送信去吧
05:24那婆娘可不是个
05:25简单的人哪
05:27那位夫人练过武
05:35说好一封信一文钱的
05:37还差五文
05:38行了
05:39吃亏是福嘛
05:40先签上
05:41先签上
05:44话说
05:45三千年前
05:47天底下
05:48出了一位
05:49了不起的
05:50神仙
05:51挣了大道之后
05:53便独自仗剑
05:54游历天下
05:57但不知为何
05:59此人偏偏与那
06:00蛟龙不对付
06:03整整三百个春秋
06:05又交出斩蛟
06:07御龙石屠龙
06:09敢说这最后的斩龙大战
06:12那真是惊天地雷
06:14惊天地雷
06:16惊天地雷
06:18惊天地雷
06:19那真是惊天地
06:21杀鬼神哪
06:24千山尽数俯首
06:26穷鱼未知阵产
06:29据说
06:30那真龙身长绵延千里
06:33未曾使者的是日月无光
06:37可在那剑仙的眼中
06:40不过是华宁长空而已
06:44一剑倒过
06:45真龙便节节败溃
06:50直至将其逼至
06:52东宝明州的上空
06:56我真恨自己晚生了许多年
07:00无缘亲眼不如
07:03老头
07:04别卖关子了
07:05那真龙最后到底死了没啊
07:14死
07:15死
07:18也没死
07:23来来来
07:25先擦擦鼻涕啊
07:30这真龙虽然陨落
07:33龙气却孕育了五行蛟龙
07:36和大大小小的机缘
07:40机缘所指各不相同
07:43有物有人
07:45皆可助修行者
07:47晋升大道
07:49他们则有大福渊之人为主
07:53这些稀世机缘
07:55说不定就
08:00说不定就藏匿在我们的身边
08:03实为乾隆在渊
08:07至于如何寻找他们
08:09且听下回分解
08:15别吓唬分解了
08:17现在就讲给我听呗
08:21听说小镇杏花巷有口古井
08:24带我去看看
08:26我便说与你听
08:30我这碗里大有讲究
08:33带我去井边
08:35我就让你看看碗里的玄妙
08:45啊
08:57您的信
08:59啊
09:00上去看看去
09:16给您送信
09:19小伙子
09:21进来喝口水吧
09:23不用了
09:24谢谢
09:28桃之夭夭
09:30灼灼其华
09:32今年的桃叶
09:34是见不着桃花了
09:37提湖汉大树
09:40可教无字料
09:42依我生其后
09:45徐景瑶相望
09:48即使提湖用尽全力
09:50也无法撼动大树
09:53但他想要对大树做些什么
09:55是他的态度
10:02提湖汉大树
10:05不管是人
10:07还是小小的提湖
10:08有态度
10:10才会有尊严
10:15大家继续
10:17事出有要
10:19高求奴奴
10:22这是先生的书信
10:24以后无事的时候
10:26可以多来这里旁听
10:30夜卧早行
10:33往何方
10:34夜卧早行
10:39无妨
10:41道理全在书上
10:43做人却在书外
10:47你去忙吧
11:04米饭
11:22大叔
11:24您这鲤鱼金灿灿的真喜庆
11:26能不能卖给我呀
11:29这鲤鱼
11:30我本来是想自己留着吃的
11:32好吧
11:34Hey, how much are you paying for the goods you want to buy?
11:39Um, I only have five cents. Can you...
11:44Five cents? That's a little less.
11:51Fifty cents. I'll take it all.
11:57Fifty cents?
12:04Hey, I still understand the rules of first-come, first-served.
12:07It's just a token of appreciation. You and I are even.
12:11This...
12:14Grandpa Hu, this carp really has an unusual aura.
12:18It's better to come early than to come coincidentally.
12:20This is a great opportunity.
12:22In the future, the fish will turn into dragons.
12:25Your Highness doesn't need to go on this trip.
12:28It's my turn.
12:29This is a great opportunity.
12:32The fish will turn into dragons.
12:35Young man, what you missed is a great opportunity.
12:39Don't go.
12:40I will also write some royal talismans.
12:42It can pray for the ancestors.
12:44Maybe I can get a rich and noble baby.
12:51To be honest, I think you have a murderous aura.
12:55Why don't you draw a thousand?
12:57What do you think of this murderous aura?
13:00If you draw a thousand,
13:01why don't you add one more happy money?
13:04If you're lucky enough to get a thousand,
13:07I'll only take your fifty cents.
13:09What do you think? It's worth it, right?
13:11How did you know I had fifty cents in my hand?
13:16I'm a god.
13:19Priest, I'll give you all the fifty cents.
13:22I just want you to write two peace talismans
13:24for your parents.
13:26I want it to be better than usual.
13:28Can you do that?
13:31You really don't care about this murderous aura?
13:50Thank you, priest.
13:53The yellow sparrow is coming.
13:56The flowers haven't bloomed yet.
14:01It's not her.
14:03Life is eight feet long.
14:05Don't ask for a tent.
14:17You should show me what you put in the bowl.
14:22Don't worry, baby.
14:27What a heavy root.
14:36It's actually a water dragon.
14:40Tell me where the mud comes from first.
14:43I'll show you.
14:45Don't be nosy.
14:46Otherwise, you won't die easily.
14:48I'll beat you to death.
14:49I'll let Chen Ping'an beat you to death.
14:52Who did you learn this from?
14:55From my mother.
14:58You're really a good person.
15:03Is Chen Ping'an the one who gave you the mud ball?
15:07How do you know?
15:08If you dare to think about the mud ball,
15:10I'll let Chen Ping'an break your bones.
15:15Chen Ping'an.
15:19What's your relationship with him?
15:23We grew up together.
15:24What's your relationship with him?
15:32You're an old man.
15:33Why are you so quiet?
15:34Look at you.
15:37Xiaowan.
15:38You're fated to be with me.
15:40I'll show you the mystery.
15:48Xiaowan.
16:19Gu Can is my disciple.
16:22You should treat him well.
16:24Don't blame me for taking your Ji'an.
16:36Mr. Fu.
16:37It's been three thousand years.
16:39Will this small town really...
16:42Mr. Cai.
16:44We can't reveal the secret.
16:46Although we don't have much time,
16:48there's still a saint here.
16:50We need to follow the rules.
16:53We can't hurt people.
17:00If we're really lucky to be here,
17:04how will you repay me?
17:07I'll be your disciple.
17:09What do you think?
17:12Mr. Cai.
17:13Friends are friends.
17:14Business is business.
17:16One pair of servants and one pair of mother and son.
17:19We'll choose one of them.
17:20The deposit is the Yungen Stone of Yunxia Mountain.
17:24You'll give us ten pieces every year.
17:26Of course.
17:27Mr. Fu, you choose Song Jixi.
17:29I choose Gu Can.
17:30What do you think?
17:32It's a deal.
17:41Let's go.
17:52You came at the right time.
17:54Let me kill you with my sword.
18:03What a coincidence.
18:04We meet again.
18:06Little brother.
18:07I want to ask you about two people.
18:09Gu Can and Song Jixi.
18:10Do you know them?
18:11I was a disciple of Yikou Longyao not long ago.
18:14I just moved here.
18:15Do you want to ask someone else?
18:17Do us a little favor.
18:18I'll give you something.
18:20What do you think?
18:21Just tell us
18:22where these two families live.
18:26I'm Song Jixi.
18:28What can I do for you?
18:30Mr. Song.
18:32My sister is looking for Gu Can.
18:34Can you help me?
18:36What's the benefit?
18:40Little guy.
18:42The sky is wide, but the roots are not.
18:45Do you know what it means?
18:47You missed a big opportunity.
18:51Be careful.
18:54Gou Shi.
19:01How dare you mess with my heart?
19:03Stop.
19:10I know when you talk,
19:12you deliberately slow down the speed.
19:14Cai Jingjian.
19:15Don't disobey the saint's rules.
19:18It's my fault.
19:35Sister.
19:37Your eyelashes.
19:39Very long.
19:43Cut off the heart.
19:45It's the opportunity.
19:48No.
20:04The building has been destroyed.
20:09The building has been destroyed.
20:39The building has been destroyed.