إذا ضحكتني أعطيك ايفون 16(مستحيل أضحك) | AboFlah - ابو فلة
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00:00It's so embarrassing.
00:01♪ Sad music playing ♪
00:04I swear, it's beautiful.
00:05♪ Sad music playing ♪
00:07♪ Sad music playing ♪
00:10The new iPhone has been released, the iPhone 16.
00:13Can you guess what this means?
00:14♪ Sad music playing ♪
00:16It makes me laugh.
00:17♪ Sad music playing ♪
00:19I'm telling you, the iPhone 16, my nigga!
00:22Ha ha ha!
00:23It's gonna make me laugh.
00:25Of course, we posted the tweet on Twitter,
00:27135 million...
00:29Oh!
00:30Today, I'm gonna...
00:31Get the mattress, I'm gonna sleep here.
00:32I'm gonna watch funny videos.
00:34Ha ha ha!
00:35Hey, you laughed a while ago.
00:36We said you wouldn't laugh until the end of the video.
00:38Ha ha ha!
00:40The next day.
00:42Let's see what you guys have done.
00:44Ah! The house.
00:46With all due respect, the house is good, I didn't expect this.
00:49What's your next project?
00:50This project is about massages.
00:52These are the types of massages I'm gonna do.
00:54There are types with oil.
00:57What are the best types you have?
00:59There are back massages, back massages,
01:01and there are oil massages, double oil massages,
01:035-10 minutes, whatever you want.
01:05What do you want? Back massages?
01:07My dad is not going to take you, he'll take you.
01:10No, no, no.
01:11Why?
01:12If you don't want back massages, I'll give you front massages.
01:13I don't want back massages or front massages.
01:14You're a loser.
01:15I don't want to be a loser.
01:16What's wrong with you?
01:17Stop.
01:20Hassan...
01:22Ah, the house...
01:24Honestly, he's a hard worker.
01:25I loved this project, he's thinking of a massage project.
01:29It's a beautiful project, I applaud him.
01:32He's arguing and negotiating.
01:34If you don't want back massages, I'll give you front massages.
01:37It's beautiful.
01:38Honestly, we're trying to make our kids and people
01:42think in a positive way,
01:44I mean, it's a business, let's applaud him.
01:50And that's the next video.
01:51But before I watch this video,
01:53In the previous video, I challenged you to laugh,
01:55If you saw the iPhone 15, it got 1,600,000 likes.
01:58Do you know what that means?
01:59It means that we got more likes than the last video,
02:02And Cristiano Ronaldo was in it, guys.
02:03Don't watch the video,
02:05How many days is it?
02:06There's a difference, but I don't care.
02:07Cristiano, Cristiano.
02:08So, don't forget to press the like button.
02:10Even if you like Cristiano, press the like button.
02:13I don't know how he removes the sound,
02:15He wants to cheer him up, and he brought Eid.
02:17God bless him.
02:18He brought Eid, and there's cheer?
02:19God bless him.
02:20You won't forget this, let's listen.
02:21Thank you, Abu Kharaf.
02:22God bless him.
02:27What is this?
02:29What is this?
02:31What is this?
02:32No, no.
02:43He's not laughing.
02:43He brought a cat, and he's scared, he wants to hunt the mouse.
02:49No, man.
02:51What is he doing, man?
03:08Oh, the cat!
03:16Next.
03:21Catch the dog.
03:23Catch the dog.
03:24Hey!
03:25Catch the dog.
03:26Catch the dog.
03:27What's my fault?
03:28Catch the dog.
03:29Catch the dog.
03:30Catch the dog.
03:34What's my fault?
03:35It's time for the grand final,
03:37Of the Intel Challenge Karavica 2017.
03:42We've had a great tournament here.
03:46I have 21% of the female audience watching me.
03:50So, there's no difference between a man and a woman.
03:53If you're a man, respect him.
03:54Respect the male audience, if you're a man.
03:58Something in the human body, from two letters.
04:00If you flip it, it'll give you a meaning.
04:02Something else in the human body.
04:17Oh, Sater, the hero is excited.
04:20No, pray for the prophet.
04:21What?
04:30No!
04:31No!
04:32No!
04:33No!
04:34No!
04:35No!
04:36No!
04:37No!
04:38No!
04:39No!
04:40No!
04:41No!
04:42No!
04:43No!
04:44No!
04:45No!
04:46No!
04:47No!
04:49Wait a minute.
04:53Assalamu Alaikum Mr. Iyad Mr. Omali,
04:55A quick question, in front of the camera.
04:56Assalamu Alaikum.
04:57Someone laughed at me for no reason.
04:59And I was excited and said he'll take iPhone X.
05:02Is it ok?
05:03Yeah.
05:04It's fine.
05:05It's fine, brother.
05:06Assalamu Alaikum.
05:07Take iPhone X!
05:09Oh God!
05:11It was worth it.
05:13That's what I wanted.
05:15Today I'll...
05:16Today I'll...
05:17What's wrong with me? I'm excited.
05:20He's riding a bike and he doesn't know where the brakes are.
05:39What's so funny?
05:41There's nothing funny.
05:42If the keyboard switch was a person.
05:46English participation. I understand English.
06:04How are you doing these days?
06:06Not bad.
06:17He doesn't laugh anymore.
06:18The more I see him, the more I laugh.
06:21Let's see.
06:22Peace be upon you, you morons.
06:24Peace be upon you, God's mercy and blessings be upon you.
06:29He's old and he doesn't laugh anymore.
06:30When Cristiano opened his channel.
06:31Don't forget to hit the subscribe button.
06:35Nice, he made a channel.
06:39Peace be upon you, I'm Abdullah from YouTube.
06:40The shield of 100,000, the shield of 1,000,000, the shield of 10,000,000.
06:44This is the shield of 50,000,000, but I still haven't reached it.
06:46I'll go to the bathroom and come back.
06:47When I reach it, I'll get you one.
06:51I swear, this is not funny, but...
06:54He doesn't laugh.
06:54I'm sorry, guys. We're talking about the iPhone 16,
06:56As soon as it comes out.
06:57You know what? I have to download the iPhone 16,
06:59As soon as it comes out.
07:00I'm filming the video, and it hasn't come out yet.
07:02I mean, it's gonna be double the price.
07:04So that I can deliver it to you.
07:05I'm sorry, guys.
07:06Only those who laugh, don't laugh.
07:08Thank you for your participation, everyone.
07:10I swear, I'll raise all my respects to the top,
07:12But let's see this video.
07:13Come out to us, God willing.
07:15Fahad, Hammoudi, Wahmed, Abdalhamid,
07:19And Abdalhamid, Abdalhamid, Abdalhamid.
07:25Okay, this video has a flaw, guys.
07:26The ratio of me laughing has increased.
07:28I mean, it's racist.
07:29No, it's not racist, guys.
07:30But you know, the good guys, you know, we're the flavor.
07:33I haven't remembered when it came out.
07:3615, 12, 14, 15, 14.
07:38No, I think it's more than 12.
07:39More?
07:40More than 12.
07:41Man.
07:41I think it's more.
07:42I swear, I'm old.
07:45I didn't expect this.
07:47He's old, that's why he's black and white.
07:52I didn't like that.
07:53I didn't like that.
07:54It's a crime against racism.
07:55All of us are with you.
07:58Hey, editor, let me hold this with my hand.
08:00Yes.
08:03So, let racism die.
08:05There's no difference between non-Arabs and Arabs,
08:07Except for piety.
08:09But, the editor is done.
08:10But, repeat what you said.
08:12I'll be back, I'll be back.
08:13Imagine being white.
08:15They made a character.
08:17A black character.
08:18Yes.
08:19Okay, so the black character is really strong.
08:21No, really.
08:23It's the uncle's character.
08:24The uncle, but not the black one?
08:26The uncle is not him, he's an orange.
08:32Turn off the key, guys.
08:33Turn off the key, guys.
08:35You idiots!
08:37You idiots!
08:38Where were you when I called you?
08:40Uncle, what are you talking about?
08:41I don't want to talk, what's wrong with you?
08:42You're crossing the line, there's a red line.
08:45Don't focus on the color.
08:46I don't like this, he can't talk.
08:48A Mexican can talk.
08:49He can't talk.
08:50A Mexican can talk.
08:52Ronaldo is everywhere.
08:54Why? Is there a mosque? No.
08:55I don't know how I feel, I'll start the time machine.
08:58Hello.
09:03It's not funny, honestly, the mosque is the house of God.
09:06A place for worshiping God.
09:08Tima, Suma, Cristiano, uncle, Cristiano, uncle.
09:10Let's be like this inside the mosque, right?
09:13Right? How's that?
09:14My words are beautiful, right?
09:15Get up and clap for me.
09:16My words deserve a clap, if you don't get up.
09:18I really doubt you, my friend.
09:19Damn, I'm embarrassed.
09:23I swear to God, I swear to God, it's beautiful.
09:36I'm gonna die, iPhone 16, I'm gonna die.
09:38I swear to God, you deserve it.
09:39I swear to God, you deserve iPhone 16.
09:41I swear to God, this is the first time I see this.
09:48The last one on the left, I swear to God, he's laughing.
09:50Even though the accuracy is poor, but it's obvious that he's laughing.
09:54I have a bad feeling about this, guys.
10:00I beat you, we'll watch it again.
10:03Huh?
10:04I beat? He's gonna hit me? I know he's gonna hit me.
10:06I beat you, I'll hit you, and you'll face me.
10:09Okay, I don't know.
10:10But there's a mix of things going on, guys.
10:11The use of the bullies' tools.
10:13They're taking advantage of the color, guys.
10:15They're stealing from the...
10:16What do you mean, they're stealing from the bullies' clips?
10:18Are the bullies the only ones who steal?
10:20I'm not gonna continue, I'm not gonna continue, guys, I'm not gonna continue.
10:24Let's continue.
10:26Look, the white one is the thief.
10:27Girl, girl, there's a guy here, he stole my magazine.
10:31Damn, where did he go?
10:40No, no, I'm leaving.
10:41No, no, I'm leaving.
10:43This dirty guy who sent the video, no, no, I'm leaving.
10:46Can't you see my face? No, no, no, no.
10:47No, I swear.
10:50I swear, I swear, I swear.
10:51I swear, I swear, I swear.
10:53I swear, I swear, I swear.
10:58No!
11:00I swear, I swear, I swear, I swear.
11:03I won with an iPhone 16.
11:06Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
11:09Where are you, Abu Hussam? Oh, my God, oh, my God.
11:13AbuFlah, justice and fairness,
11:15He deserves an iPhone 16.
11:17How many iPhones do I have now?
11:18I have four iPhones now.
11:20Each iPhone is about $2,000.
11:224x4, 4x4, 2,000, 4x4,
11:269,000.
11:289,000 is a lot, guys.
11:29No, no, no, I have to...
11:31I'm sorry.
11:32I have to use it.
11:33And they have this new thing called Pepsi.
11:35I've never tried it.
11:37It's a sip.
11:39It looks good.
11:42Damn, this shit good, my man.
12:03Oh, my God.
12:07Are we going to give birth to her?
12:11Okay.
12:12Nice.
12:14Seriously, what did we do to her?
12:17We're going to help her.
12:19Help her with what?
12:20Maybe she needs something.
12:21She doesn't need anything, she's just exercising.
12:24Oh, my God, she's pregnant.
12:25Huh?
12:26My God, she's pregnant.
12:28We're going to give birth to her and she's going to have a baby.
12:33This is so funny.
12:35I swear to God.
12:40They're laughing.
12:41It's like this.
12:42Okay, stop laughing.
12:43Did you see how funny it was?
12:45This is life.
12:46This is life.
12:47If they had added a little more, I would've laughed.
12:50They didn't laugh, they sent me.
12:51Let's see.
12:52Let's go, guys.
12:53Let's give birth.
12:55Oh, my God.
12:56Oh, my God.
12:59Oh, my God.
13:01Oh, my God.
13:02Oh, my God.
13:03Oh, my God.
13:04Oh, my God.
13:05Oh, my God.
13:12This is the dark web, guys.
13:13This is the dark web.
13:14What's the dark web doing to me?
13:15He's laughing.
13:18Wait a minute.
13:19Wait a minute, I'm going to see it again.
13:20Oh, my God.
13:21Oh, my God.
13:22He's laughing.
13:23He's laughing.
13:24He's laughing.
13:25He's laughing.
13:26He's laughing.
13:27What's he doing?
13:28Guys, this is from the dark web.
13:29I'm 16 years old.
13:30I'm a grown man.
13:31I swear to God.
13:33Oh, my God.
13:35I swear to God, there's creativity.
13:37I swear to God, there's creativity.
13:38Guys, just a reminder.
13:40I'm not showing their accounts, because some of the previous winners,
13:44faced problems with hackers.
13:46Your prize, whoever wins, will reach you, God willing.
13:48And beware of similarity.
13:49If there's a similarity, and someone posted more than one person,
13:52unfortunately, he will take the person I saw.
13:54Excuse me, guys, for this.
13:55Okay, let's continue.
13:56You always pronounce it wrong.
13:58You, you, where.
13:59You, where.
14:00Okay.
14:02The correct pronunciation is, where.
14:04Where.
14:05Repeat after me.
14:06Where.
14:08Where.
14:09Where.
14:10Where.
14:13Where.
14:14Where.
14:15He's not laughing.
14:16Where.
14:24Where.
14:29No, no, he's not laughing.
14:31No, that's not fair.
14:32There are better people.
14:33No, that's not fair.
14:34There are better people.
14:35No, Hasan.
14:36Okay, you deserve it, Hasan.
14:37You deserve it.
14:38Okay, you deserve it.
14:43Get me out of the dark web.
14:44Guys, get me out of the dark web.
14:45MrBeast, after opening a Christian channel on YouTube.
14:48Huh, what happened?
14:49Don't be afraid, don't be afraid of Abbas.
14:52Don't be afraid, don't be afraid of Abbas.
14:56Wait, don't be afraid.
14:57We've been through a lot.
14:58We've been through a lot, my dear.
15:00A Christian channel is coming, MrBeast.
15:01I think MrBeast will have a Christian channel.
15:03Comment below.
15:04Next.
15:05What is he doing?
15:06Why is he screaming?
15:07Ah!
15:09No, no, no.
15:12No!
15:16Ah!
15:18Ah!
15:19Ah!
15:20No!
15:22He's choking him.
15:23He's choking him.
15:27He's choking him.
15:28He's choking him.
15:30Damn it.
15:31Why?
15:32Why?
15:33Oh God, these Chinese people.
15:35Ah!
15:36Ah!
15:38Ah!
15:50The video is almost over.
15:51The video is almost over.
15:53The video is almost over.
15:54What's so funny?
15:55Ah!
15:56The video is so bad.
15:59Ah!
16:00Ah!
16:02Editor, don't put this scene.
16:04I'm trying to explain how I have zero IQ.
16:07Please, don't expose me in front of my followers.
16:09Throwback, when the famous Saudi wrestler...
16:12Famous? Who's famous?
16:13His name is famous?
16:14Okay.
16:16When he walks, the face of the Saudis in the arena turns white.
16:17Well done.
16:18I swear, the Saudi wrestler...
16:19Well done.
16:20Ah!
16:22The world...
16:23Ah!
16:24His name is...
16:25Mansour Abdulaziz Al-Shaheer.
16:28Well done.
16:30He comes from Bayezid Al-Wajd.
16:31Well done.
16:33Ah!
16:36Honestly, guys, I don't know.
16:37I feel like he's not Saudi.
16:38It's obvious that he's not Saudi.
16:39I don't know.
16:40I don't know if he's Saudi or not.
16:41I don't know.
16:42But, I mean...
16:43You exposed me, man.
16:44You exposed me, man.
16:47No, no, no.
16:48Pray for the Prophet.
16:49I swear, you'll get mad at me.
16:50I'm begging you, you'll get mad at me.
16:51It's obvious that I'm talking over the video.
16:54No, no, no.
16:55I'm begging you, no.
16:56No, no, no.
16:57No, no, no.
16:58No, no, no.
16:59I won't let him win.
17:00I won.
17:01I won.
17:02I won't let him win.
17:03I swear.
17:04No!
17:06No!
17:07There are videos that are worth it.
17:08It's not about money.
17:09It's about videos that are worth it.
17:11Oh, God.
17:12Okay, fine.
17:13I won.
17:14You want to stand in line for the positive energy.
17:18Hello.
17:20It's okay.
17:21No!
17:22No!
17:23No!
17:24No!
17:25No!
17:26No!
17:27Hey!
17:28Hello!
17:29Hello!
17:30Stop, you thief.
17:33Stop.
17:34No!
17:35No!
17:36No!
17:37No!
17:38No!
17:39No!
17:40No!
17:41No!
17:42No!
17:43No!
17:44No!
17:45No!
17:46No!
17:47No!
17:49Laugh, boy.
17:50Hahahaha.
17:52We distributed 8 iPhones.
17:53It's time to get serious.
17:55He drowned and he's dry.
17:56Ah!
17:57Ah!
17:58Ah!
17:59Ah!
18:00Ah!
18:01Ah!
18:02Ah!
18:03Ah!
18:04Ah!
18:05Ah!
18:06Oh, God.
18:07He's dead.
18:08Ah!
18:09Ah!
18:10Hit his back.
18:11Hit his back, don't laugh.
18:13Hit him.
18:14Okay, he's dead.
18:15What happened to him?
18:16Is he dead or what?
18:17May God have mercy on him.
18:18May God give him a long life.
18:20Ah!
18:21Ah!
18:22Ah!
18:23Ah!
18:24Ah!
18:25Ah!
18:26Ah!
18:27Ah!
18:28Ah!
18:29MashaAllah, he's strong.
18:30Ah!
18:31Ah!
18:32Ah!
18:33Ah!
18:34Son of a bitch.
18:36Ah!
18:37Ah!
18:38Ah!
18:39Finish him.
18:40He's dead.
18:41Ah!
18:42Bro!
18:43Help!
18:44Help me!
18:45Help!
18:46Help me!
18:47Help me!
18:48Help me!
18:49Help me!
18:50Help me!
18:51Help me!
18:52Help me!
18:53Help me!
18:54Help me!
18:55Honestly, he's a man.
18:56He's a man.
18:57He's a man.
18:58It's hard for him to hide.
18:59When you open the door, he runs away.
19:01The situation revealed the truth about your relationship.
19:03I'll ask you a question.
19:04Whoever answers correctly will get this money.
19:06The boy.
19:07What's your name?
19:08Yousef.
19:09Read the picture of Yousef.
19:11It's too long, I can't remember.
19:12What's your name?
19:13Kazim.
19:17Because it's a religious matter.
19:18Dear viewers, do you remember the holy verse?
19:20It's in Surah Al-Tawbah, verse 66.
19:22Say,
19:23By Allah, and His signs, and His Messenger,
19:28you used to mock.
19:31Do not apologize.
19:33You have disbelieved after your faith.
19:38It's nice, but it's not funny.
19:39Because it's a religious matter.
19:41With all due respect, the video is beautiful.
19:44God forgive me.
19:45You, who participated in this, you're responsible for this.
19:47There are limits, guys.
19:49Know what you're laughing at.
19:50And know what you're not laughing at.
19:52Do you know how?
19:53I swear, I'll slap Yousef in the face.
19:55Oh!
19:56Oh God, I'm sorry!
19:57This is the strength of the fourth faith.
20:00The power of compensation.
20:08Damn!
20:10Damn!
20:13What?
20:14Don't you pray?
20:15I'm sorry, but I'm not praying.
20:16I mean, take this!
20:17The most disgusting thing, a cat that lived with an Indian family,
20:19and now she's refusing things with her head down.
20:21Come here.
20:22Come here.
20:23Come here.
20:24Come here.
20:25Come here.
20:26Come here.
20:32I hope he doesn't look in the bag.
20:34Look.
20:35I hope he doesn't look in the bag.
20:36I hope he doesn't know what's in the bag.
20:38I hope he doesn't know what's in the bag.
20:39Peace be upon you.
20:40Peace be upon you, too.
20:41Where are you?
20:42In the bag.
20:44LOOOL.
20:50Oh God, he's...
20:51He said, peace be upon you, and I was focusing on what he was saying.
20:54Peace be upon you.
20:55Peace be upon you, too.
20:56LOOL.
21:00Peace be upon you, too.
21:01LOOL.
21:03This is what makes me laugh, I swear.
21:06This is what makes me laugh.
21:08Peace be upon you, too.
21:09LOOL.
21:10Ha ha ha.
21:12Guys, we're going to sleep.
21:16Okay, guys, as you can see,
21:17I'm talking but there's no sound because the mic is broken.
21:20Anyway, I was saying, guys, don't forget to like and subscribe,
21:23I know you won't forget.
21:25And here, it's clear that I'm thanking you for your level in the funny videos.
21:29Yes, I expect, I expect.
21:31What am I doing?
21:33What? Why are my arms thrown on the floor?
21:36Okay, don't forget to subscribe, like, and goodbye.
21:38Don't forget to subscribe, like, and turn on the notification bell.
21:41I swear, I swear, get up, thank you for the water.
21:49You ruined my move.
21:51Welcome, welcome, guys, come on in.
21:53Don't forget to subscribe, like, and turn on the notification bell.