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00:00I'm not going to give you back the land you stole from me.
00:04You know I own the land, don't you?
00:06I didn't write your name on the land.
00:08I didn't write your name either.
00:09But you betrayed me.
00:10You act as if I don't care about you.
00:12I live in my shoes.
00:13I'll deal with you, grandpa.
00:15You'll deal with me tomorrow, not now.
00:17When you grow up, I'll teach you a lesson.
00:19Grandpa!
00:20Bulra!
00:21Let go of me.
00:22Shut up!
00:23Remember one thing, son.
00:25Bulra can take revenge too.
00:27Get lost!
00:28Bulra, Punjabis are like you.
00:30They know how to take revenge.
00:36When I say I won the case,
00:37the land is mine.
00:38Yes, brother.
00:39But he keeps harassing me.
00:41What's the use?
00:46Jas, come.
00:47Tajivir wants to see you.
00:48Okay.
00:56Tajivir, this is Jas.
00:57Hello, brother.
01:01I'll go.
01:02Okay, brother.
01:11Brother, who was that boy?
01:15Why did you leave him?
01:18I thought I'd tell Mahi everything about my family.
01:21Did you check his temper?
01:23I'm afraid of anger.
01:25This is what a man should do.
01:27I'm telling you, I'm afraid of anger.
01:29I don't know how to talk to him.
01:31We're here to talk to him.
01:33What do you mean?
01:34Do this.
01:36Remember, if you know someone,
01:38sit next to him.
01:40Start talking to him.
01:41Daddy is like this.
01:43Mummy is not complete.
01:45Brother is like this.
01:46Sister-in-law is like this.
01:47He'll understand the whole family.
01:49You didn't tell him,
01:50but he knows everything.
01:52What do you think, idiot?
01:53Tell me more.
01:54What do you think?
01:55Okay.
01:56So, you didn't like the idea?
01:59You changed your mind?
02:00I thought I'd change my friendship.
02:02No, no.
02:03Here's a fresh idea.
02:04Do this.
02:05Put a love letter in your ration card
02:07and give it to him.
02:09He'll read your love letter.
02:11And he'll see the family photo on the ration card.
02:14He'll understand everything.
02:16He'll read the love letter.
02:18I'll read the ration card too.
02:19He'll wear shoes if he's a girl.
02:21He'll wear shoes if he's a man.
02:22Your love is too much.
02:24Mahiwal has got her married.
02:26You can't get her married to a ration card.
02:28Wow.
02:29What will my grandchildren say?
02:31What kind of love did my grandfather have?
02:33He got his city ruined
02:34because of people's love.
02:35And my grandfather got his ration card ruined.
02:38You're too scared.
02:40There's nothing to be scared of.
02:41Go and tell him.
02:42She's a living example in front of you.
02:44We didn't give Preet a bracelet.
02:48Really?
02:49You didn't give him a bracelet?
02:50I mean...
02:51I didn't care if he had a cough or a cold.
02:53I gave him my blessings.
02:56That's sweet.
02:58Hi, Jass.
02:59Hello.
03:02She'll be our wife.
03:03Did you say something?
03:04I said, she'll be our wife.
03:05Even uncle will be upset.
03:06We'll take care of her.
03:08You're making us more confident.
03:11Honey, I wanted to talk to you about something important.
03:14Okay.
03:16You'll have tea before you leave, right?
03:18I don't want tea.
03:22Sorry, Jass.
03:23Take care, Preet.
03:24Bye.
03:25So mean you are.
03:26Yes, I am.
03:27Yes, tell me.
03:28I told you, right?
03:29The day our land will be decided,
03:31dad will start looking for a groom for me.
03:34We lost the case.
03:35Now dad is looking for a groom for me.
03:37Didn't you tell your dad
03:39that you liked a very handsome boy?
03:43I can't lie to dad.
03:46You didn't like him?
03:47I did like him.
03:48But I can't lie about a handsome guy.
03:51You know,
03:52I can't tell dad about this love thing.
03:54You take your sister and come to my house.
03:57Dad,
03:58your problem is that
04:01dad is in a coma.
04:02What?
04:04Uncle is in a coma?
04:05Honey, you didn't tell me.
04:06No, no.
04:07I mean, in a coma.
04:09In a coma.
04:10In a coma.
04:11He's busy.
04:12When he's free,
04:13he'll come to your house with dad.
04:15He'll get engaged.
04:17Uncle, get something to eat.
04:21Okay.
04:34So,
04:35this is what you want?
04:36Yes.
04:37Mahi told me.
04:38She wants to talk to you.
04:42Mahi, I wanted to talk to you.
04:45We'll talk later.
04:46Talk to Veer first.
04:48Okay.
04:50Look, Jas.
04:51Mahi is my aunt's daughter.
04:53But she's more than a sister to me.
04:55We don't have anyone in this world.
04:57Yes.
04:58Do you love her?
04:59Yes.
05:00Do you just love her,
05:01or will you get her married?
05:03I'll get her married, but...
05:05She's already married.
05:06She can't sing and dance with you.
05:09Jas, don't you want me to get married?
05:12Yes, I do, but...
05:13But what?
05:14First, you get married.
05:17Jas, I told Veer with a lot of confidence.
05:20Mahi, don't get me wrong.
05:21I really want to get married, but...
05:23But what?
05:24Veer, I want to settle down.
05:25He can feed my sister two meals a day.
05:28Yes.
05:29Then he'll settle down.
05:30But...
05:32But I don't want to live with my friends.
05:34It's okay.
05:35You can move out after the wedding.
05:37And I had saved up some money for Mahi's wedding.
05:40You'll need that too.
05:41There's no other option now.
05:44Veer, I told you, right?
05:45Jas, it's not the right time.
05:48Then let's go to the city and get married today.
05:51Today?
05:52Why? Did you go out today?
05:53No, but...
05:54But what?
05:55Look, we're getting married tomorrow and today.
05:57How can we cancel it?
05:59Mahi, you should understand.
06:00It's all so sudden.
06:01When I told Veer about you,
06:03he asked me only one question.
06:06Am I the right guy?
06:08Don't get me wrong, Jas.
06:10You don't want me to get married, right?
06:12I...
06:13Veer, it's either a yes or a no.
06:16It doesn't matter.
06:18But I didn't say anything.
06:20Lachhan is your brother-in-law.
06:21Look, Jas.
06:22When you came to drop Mahi yesterday,
06:24you just asked her who the guy was.
06:26If I ask everyone in the village,
06:28and if they point fingers at my sister,
06:30I'll never tolerate it.
06:32If you love her,
06:34I'll get you married today.
06:36What's the difference?
06:43Yes, Jas.
06:44I'm not coming home tonight.
06:46I'm going to a party with my friends.
06:48Okay.
06:49Take care, okay?
06:50Bye.
06:52Okay.
06:55Take care of yourself.
07:12Take care of yourself.
07:42Take care of yourself.
08:12Take care of yourself.
08:21Jas.
08:23Let it go, sister-in-law.
08:25Sister-in-law?
08:35Yes, Mahi.
08:36Sister-in-law.
08:37When we got married,
08:39all the relationships were just a dream.
08:41Sona's sister-in-law,
08:42Khiddan's uncle,
08:43and her uncle.
08:45I feel a lot, Mahi.
08:47I won't do it now.
08:48We'll make a beautiful house together.
08:51Where it'll just be you and me.
08:53Just the two of us?
08:56But don't talk in your sleep.
08:58I'm really scared.
09:00I don't think I'll be able to sleep now.
09:02Jas?
09:03Jas?
09:06You're amazing.
09:07You talk in your sleep,
09:09and when you wake up,
09:10you stop talking.
09:11Here, have some tea.
09:13I'm getting ready now.
09:14I'll come with you.
09:16Where?
09:17On the terrace.
09:18On the terrace?
09:19No.
09:20After marriage,
09:21people take their wives
09:22on their honeymoon.
09:23And me?
09:24On the terrace?
09:25Never.
09:26But what will I do in the hotel alone?
09:28It's a matter of a day or two.
09:29I'll find a nice house for myself
09:31where you feel like staying.
09:33But what will I do today?
09:34People put ads in the newspapers
09:36to rent a house.
09:37Talk to them.
09:38Who knows,
09:39maybe a nice house
09:40is waiting for us.
09:42Okay?
09:45Okay.
09:56How are you?
09:57I'm fine.
09:59Good morning, sister-in-law.
10:01Good morning, Jas.
10:02Are you here?
10:03Yes.
10:04Should I make breakfast?
10:05No, I'm late.
10:06I had a bath.
10:07Let's go.
10:37Good morning.
10:38Good morning.
10:40You put up an ad
10:41in the newspaper
10:42to rent a house.
10:43Yes.
10:44I'm here to see the portion.
10:45Come, I'll show you.
10:46Come.
10:48How many members are you?
10:49Me and my husband.
10:50Okay.
10:51Come here.
10:52Upstairs.
10:53Are you a myth or
10:54are you going to insult me
10:55in front of every client?
10:56Why didn't you hide
10:57what you wanted to say?
10:58Couldn't you have told them
10:59that we brought you home?
11:00Mom used to say
11:01that one should never
11:02lie in life.
11:03Enough.
11:04Your mother and I
11:05had differences
11:06because of her words.
11:07Thank God,
11:08she passed away.
11:09If she hadn't left,
11:10we would have had
11:11a divorce today.
11:12Mom used to say
11:13that one should never
11:14lie in life.
11:16We're here.
11:17We're here to rent
11:18this room upstairs.
11:19This is Mahi.
11:20Mahi is my father-in-law,
11:21Mr. Dhillon.
11:22And this is my husband, Goldie.
11:23Good morning.
11:24Good morning.
11:26You've got
11:27a nice house.
11:29We didn't get it.
11:30The mechanics got it.
11:31The mechanics
11:32get the house.
11:33We get it.
11:35Diljeet, did you pay the rent?
11:36Yes, I did.
11:37Rs. 7,000.
11:38You should
11:39give me Rs. 500.
11:41That's so nice of you.
11:43You're welcome.
11:45If you don't mind,
11:46can we shift today?
11:47Today?
11:48What's there to see today?
11:49You can shift now.
11:51I'll talk to my husband
11:52for a few minutes.
11:53Sure, sure.
11:54You talk to your husband.
11:55I'll go make tea.
11:56Okay.
12:01I never let anyone
12:02down.
12:03Thank you so much.
12:04Actually, son.
12:06This girl
12:07looks a lot like
12:08your mother, Parvati Kaur.
12:09If she looks like my mother,
12:11why would we give her Rs. 500?
12:13Let's say
12:14we give your mother
12:15Sharda Anjali for Rs. 500.
12:16Sharda Anjali?
12:17Yes.
12:18What if she comes
12:19for the next Pai Pai?
12:20What a bad son.
12:22No fun, no taste.
12:32Hello.
12:33Yes, Mahi.
12:34Where are you?
12:35Pathe.
12:36Guess what?
12:37What?
12:38I've found a house for myself.
12:40Good.
12:41We've got all the furniture
12:42for Rs. 6,000.
12:43We don't need to buy anything.
12:45Very good.
12:46Then let me in.
12:47I already let you in.
12:48That's why I sent you
12:49to find a house.
12:50Listen, listen.
12:52Listen carefully.
12:53We're at your service.
12:55We're at your service.
12:56We're at your service.
12:57We're at your service.
12:58We're at your service.
12:59We're at your service.
13:00We're at your service.
13:01We're at your service.
13:02That's strange.
13:03The same announcement
13:04is happening here as well.
13:05And on Pathe as well.
13:06We have two Charandas
13:07to vote for the CMC.
13:11What are you doing in Model Town?
13:12I'm standing in that house.
13:15But how do you know
13:16that I'm in Model Town?
13:18The other Charandas
13:19is standing in Model Town.
13:21Okay.
13:23Now leave Charandas
13:24and come here.
13:26Note down the address.
13:30Jas.
13:32I can't talk.
13:33Text me.
13:34I don't understand one thing.
13:36Your hands stop moving
13:37when you hear happy news.
13:38You talk in your sleep.
13:40But they stop
13:41as soon as you wake up.
13:43Are you happy
13:44that you got married?
13:46Very happy.
13:47Okay then.
13:48Come soon.
13:49Bye.
13:59Is it a big deal?
14:00No.
14:01You wait.
14:02I'll think of something.
14:03Okay.
14:10Did you think of anything?
14:13I slept in two months.
14:14Give me your hand.
14:18Idea.
14:19I have an idea.
14:20Go and tell Mahi
14:21that you don't consider
14:22yourself a tenant
14:23of this house.
14:25Then you'll be the owner
14:26of that house.
14:27She'll be happy.
14:29I thought you were a fool.
14:31But you're a double fool.
14:33Do you think
14:34you can hug me?
14:35Will you buy me shoes?
14:36Will you call me Ranjha?
14:37Those Ranjha's
14:38are after Heer.
14:39You're after Heer.
14:41I don't understand.
14:42What's going on?
14:46Have you ever heard
14:47a sad story?
14:49That's what's going on.
14:52Let's do one thing.
14:53I'll call your house.
14:54But the tenant
14:55you've hired
14:56is not a normal tenant.
14:57He's actually
14:58very polite.
14:59He'll make a photo
15:00on the computer
15:01and say
15:02he's tied a stick
15:03to Mahi.
15:05He'll hit her
15:06the next time.
15:07I told you
15:08you're a double fool.
15:09You're a triple fool.
15:11What?
15:12Do you think
15:13he'll do it?
15:14He'll call your house
15:15and get us into trouble
15:16because of you.
15:17We'll get out
15:18of one trouble
15:19and get into another.
15:20It's a problem.
15:24Honey.
15:25Idea.
15:26Idea.
15:27What?
15:28I haven't seen
15:29Mahi's husband yet.
15:31If someone becomes
15:32Mahi's husband
15:33and goes to my house
15:34and misbehaves
15:35at my house
15:36and doesn't take care
15:37of the dogs
15:38I'll kick them out
15:39of the house.
15:41What a great idea.
15:43Amazing.
15:44But the problem is
15:45how will I find
15:46such a rude man?
15:51What do you mean?
15:52What do you mean?
15:53Okay.
15:56We'll go out
15:57and find a rude man.
15:59Come on.
16:00Carry on.
16:01Carry on.
16:02Carry on.
16:05Carry on.
16:06Carry on.
16:17Come here.
16:19This is my dad
16:20and this is my brother
16:21Goldie.
16:22Hello.
16:23Dad, he's my friend
16:24from my childhood.
16:25We rented a room
16:26to an old girl.
16:27He's her husband.
16:29We met after a long time.
16:31Really?
16:32After such a long time?
16:33Amazing.
16:34After we met
16:35for the last time
16:36he started
16:37calling me
16:38naked stars
16:39and I lost my memory.
16:41A smart person
16:42doesn't even
16:43touch naked stars.
16:44What?
16:45No, no.
16:46I mean the stars were
16:47hanging
16:48and I was naked.
16:50We've heard
16:51that if you
16:52kiss a guy
16:53he regains his memory.
16:54He's the first person
16:55I've ever seen.
16:58By the way,
16:59it's time for me
17:00and my wife to sleep.
17:01Let's go.
17:02We're not going
17:03upstairs to sleep?
17:04No.
17:05This is the gate.
17:06Get out.
17:07Get out of here.
17:08I've rented a room
17:09for Rs. 500.
17:10You can't
17:11sleep here.
17:12Good for you.
17:13You rent a room
17:14for Rs. 500.
17:16I'm from Bangladesh.
17:17Don't you know
17:18the cost of living in India?
17:19Do you see
17:20that chawara up there?
17:21That's yours.
17:22What?
17:23That's mine.
17:27Here's Rs. 500.
17:29You can get it
17:30for Rs. 4500.
17:33You said
17:34your dad was a lawyer.
17:35He's a thug.
17:36Your dad
17:37is a big thug.
17:38When did I say he's a big thug?
17:40I said he's a big thug.
17:41You're a big liar.
17:42He'll tell you
17:43tomorrow if not today.
17:44He'll think about it.
17:45Dad, how could you
17:46let him rent a room?
17:47I gave it to his wife.
17:48I didn't let him
17:49use the bathroom.
17:50And how do I know
17:51he's your friend?
17:52I'll give it to him.
17:53Dad, it's nothing.
17:54Cool, cool, cool.
17:55You think he's a thug, right?
17:57You can give him
17:58Rs. 4500.
18:01What's this?
18:02Tell me.
18:03Come on.
18:04This is strange.
18:06One goes to the east
18:07and the other to the west.
18:08One to the north
18:09and the other to the south.
18:10I don't think
18:11you're his father or son.
18:13We'll make you a thug
18:14and you won't
18:15get your DNA tested.
18:17How dare you?
18:18How dare you?
18:19I don't understand
18:20why you let him
18:21use the bathroom.
18:22You should've brought him
18:23to his wife.
18:24He wouldn't have been a thug.
18:26Forget it, Dad.
18:27Why should we
18:28fight over this?
18:30Pack your bags.
18:31Take him outside.
18:32Take him outside.
18:33Just go.
18:34Shut up.
18:36You're teaching him
18:37how to speak English
18:38in front of me?
18:39Delhi.
18:40What an insolent man.
18:41You're asking
18:42how much did I pay you?
18:43How much did you pay him
18:44for the lawyer's degree?
18:46Didn't anyone tell you
18:47that you have to give
18:48a month's notice
18:49to the tenant
18:50in front of the house?
18:51I see.
18:52So now you're going
18:53to argue with me
18:54over a lawyer's degree?
18:55Is this friendship?
18:56Pack your bags.
18:57Take him outside.
18:58Just go.
18:59I told you, Dad.
19:00Why didn't you
19:01give me a day's notice?
19:02Just a minute, Jas.
19:04Stop right here.
19:05You want a minute's notice, right?
19:06Yes, Uncle.
19:07Give it to me.
19:09I'll teach you a lesson.
19:10I don't want to see
19:11your face anymore.
19:20Why didn't you kill me?
19:22Your stupid friend
19:23is a good enemy.
19:24What can I do?
19:25My father is always
19:26asking me
19:27how much money
19:28should I give you.
19:29Your father has started
19:30asking me how much money
19:31should I give you.
19:32Why?
19:33What's wrong with my lungs?
19:34I feel bad when I talk to you.
19:35What do you think of me?
19:36I'll kill you
19:37with my own hands.
19:38Don't you dare
19:39try to commit suicide
19:40in front of your friend.
19:41I'm trying to kill you.
19:43You're lucky
19:44you got trapped.
19:45That's what you deserve.