love island uk s11 ep 2
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00:00Previously, on Love Island, 12 sexy singles arrived in paradise.
00:15And first impressions.
00:17I now want you to rate each other.
00:19You've been selected.
00:20You two could just swap around for me.
00:22You're at the top.
00:23Thanks, guys.
00:24Top.
00:25Girls, from most to least, head over and join your boys.
00:28Thanks.
00:28I'm going to join you at the bar.
00:29Created the couples.
00:33The grafting began.
00:35If you would've had to couple up with someone, who would you?
00:37It'd be you.
00:38Was it?
00:38I'm saying, would you couple up with me?
00:40Your lips are crazy.
00:43And the way you're looking at me, it's like, what is she thinking?
00:46But a special delivery from Essex was sent in to shock.
01:01What?
01:03Surely not.
01:04That's Tilly Essex.
01:05Oh, my god.
01:07What are you saying, boys?
01:16Out of the dark, into the light.
01:33Joey Essex has just walked into the villa.
01:36Genius left field booking or embarrassing security breach?
01:40Put it this way, the front door guard
01:42has been placed on indefinite leave.
01:44Hello, Joey.
01:45Welcome to the Love Island villa.
01:47What are you doing here?
01:48Are you looking for love?
01:48I'm looking for love, Maya.
01:50No, this isn't happening.
01:52What?
01:53And yeah, this is the perfect place to be like.
01:56There's no other place but Love Island to find love, so I'm here.
01:59That's nice.
02:01So he's not a passing visit.
02:02He's actually here.
02:03Yay.
02:04Staying here for good, baby.
02:05The good times come, and I'm here to shine.
02:10So Joey, you have six gorgeous girls in front of you.
02:14Do you like what you see?
02:16I do like what I see, yeah, quite a lot, actually.
02:19Anyone giving you a little twinkle in your eye yet?
02:21Yeah, yeah, of course.
02:22Yeah, it's a little twinkle in someone's eye, for sure.
02:25Well, Joey, in 24 hours, you will have the opportunity
02:30to steal one of these beautiful girls.
02:33Sick.
02:34Oh, my god.
02:45But with great power comes great responsibility,
02:49because the boy left single after your decision
02:55will be dumped from the island immediately.
02:59That's raw.
03:04I only came to take whatever's owned to me.
03:07Heavy is the head that's never looking down.
03:10I claim the crown.
03:12Enjoy the next 24 hours in the villa, everyone,
03:16because for one of you boys, it will be your last.
03:23Bye for now.
03:24Enjoy.
03:26Roar.
03:29Roar.
03:32My time has come.
03:39Nice to meet you.
03:40What's your name?
03:41Joey.
03:42Lovely to meet you, man.
03:43Nice to meet you, man.
03:44I'm Kiran.
03:45Kiran.
03:46Nice to meet you.
03:47Joey, bro.
03:48Nice to meet you.
03:49Hi, Joker.
03:50Nice to see you.
03:51You too.
03:52Nice to meet you, I'm Jess.
03:53Nice to meet you.
03:54I'm Nicole.
03:55That jacket's hard. I like that, man.
03:57Obviously, Joey coming in, the boys are scrambling.
04:00He ain't very good-looking.
04:02HE LAUGHS
04:03That's a complete lie. We're all shitting ourselves, to be honest.
04:06Girls, what is going on?!
04:09Hello. Nice to meet you. Me, me.
04:11Nice to meet you. Two kisses, is it? Me, me.
04:13Joey Essex might be the biggest plot twist to happen on Love Island.
04:17The boys are definitely shaking a little bit, you know.
04:20I could sense a little bit of tension, Jeremy.
04:22I could hear a little bit of...
04:24HE WHISPERS Oh, no. Oh, no.
04:25I was thinking, yeah, it's peak.
04:28Sorry, guys.
04:29I'm... Girls, I'm shocked.
04:31Come on, girls, come on down.
04:32No, no, no, but I did not expect that, did you?
04:34Talk about a bombshell.
04:36Talk about a first bombshell.
04:38Woo-hoo!
04:39I'm just glad... I'm just glad it's not a girl.
04:41It's a boy. It's not a girl. It's not a girl.
04:43It's a boy, it's a boy, it's a boy, it's a boy!
04:46We can chill now.
04:47Right, can we just say... Yeah, you fantasy.
04:50Me. Come on, guys, put your hands...
04:52Guys, put your hands...
04:54Right, hands up if you fancy Joey Essex.
04:56Do you still fancy him?
04:57No, I do, but, like, I think there's got to be more to it.
05:00Like, he comes across a bit...
05:01No, I don't like him.
05:02He's a proper Essex.
05:04He's got a nice, like, sexy, confident energy.
05:06Like, you can tell he's a confident guy, so that is attractive.
05:10I'll tell you what, they're buzzing.
05:12Yeah. Are they?
05:13It's a bit nicer when we walk in.
05:15Like, you need to turn it up.
05:16How are you feeling, Joey, boy?
05:19Obviously, I'm keeping my options open, innit?
05:21Do you know what I mean?
05:23Like, I'm looking for someone, like, I'm looking for a future wife.
05:25Do you know what I mean?
05:27I ain't looking for no side ting or just, like, a part-time ting.
05:29I can't believe I've got to break one of you boys up, man.
05:32I can't, like, when I heard that, I said,
05:34pardon? Like, that's meant...
05:36But, on that note, I'm going to go talk to the girls,
05:39but don't get shook.
05:41I'll come with you.
05:44Joey Essex coming in is definitely a curveball.
05:46I think he's got eyes for a few girls,
05:49so I'm a bit nervous, I can't lie.
05:52Girls!
05:53Oh, hi!
05:55Did he say who he was vibing off for?
05:57He said your babe.
05:58He did.
06:00Touch my dick.
06:01Oh, my God, you smell... My God, it smells so nice here.
06:04It smells like flowers. That's just that aroma.
06:06So, how are you lot, then? So, what's going on?
06:08All right, yeah. Just been chatting about you.
06:10Yeah, I was just debriefing. Have you?
06:12Yeah, yeah, you did, like, you don't know.
06:13Any positive things, good things?
06:15We'll see. We'll see.
06:17So, tell me, where are you all from? What are you saying?
06:20You're definitely a Scarser, you are, for sure.
06:23South Wales.
06:24Wait, wait, wait, South Wales, I'm terrible with geography.
06:26Is that Cardiff?
06:27Yeah, it's Cardiff and Swansea, it's in between.
06:29I can't be able to call it correct.
06:31How are you boys feeling about that, though?
06:33It is what it is. Yeah.
06:34It is what it is. I've enjoyed my time here already,
06:36so I'm ready to go, I think.
06:39I'll just message you on the outside, boys.
06:40Get out of here.
06:42I think the main thing about it is he can choose anyone.
06:45No question, bro.
06:46The thing is, as well, it's like, it's just his choice.
06:48It's like the girls get to know him, she'll go, no.
06:50I know she probably wouldn't, but...
06:52I'm trying to warn you, you can't just take my beard like that,
06:54like, give me a chatter, innit?
06:56I wanted to come here and just feel free and just enjoy myself
06:59and just to get to know everyone on a level.
07:01And also, I want people to get to know me on a level as well,
07:04just for who I am as a person, do you know what I mean?
07:06So, what do you want to get out of it?
07:08Love. Yeah? I hope so, yeah.
07:09I mean, obviously, yeah.
07:10I mean, obviously, people have come out of here with a wife,
07:13do you know what I mean? Yeah.
07:14I have got to nick someone's girl.
07:17I'm not really going to feel that bad about doing it, you know?
07:20That's what I'm here for.
07:21The priority for me is to find a girl that I have a connection with
07:25and, yeah, and I'll get on with.
07:27I'm 33, so I'm actually ready, like, very...
07:30I'm in my prime, I'm ready for this, do you know what I mean?
07:34You're a very reasonable one. Yeah. I love kids.
07:36So, yeah, here I am on Love Island.
07:38There you are. There you are.
07:40Welcome.
07:41Do you know what I mean?
07:42Welcome.
07:43Do you know what I mean? Making dreams come true.
07:45They're sick.
07:47MUSIC PLAYS
07:52Right, time for the first game of the series
07:54and it's theirs with a twist,
07:55because in this one, the islanders each have to pick
07:58a random phone out of a box.
08:00I went to a party in Mayfair where we did a bit of phone-slopping.
08:03I ended up in a hotel room with a lovely chap called Gruber.
08:06Such soft hands.
08:08Nicole.
08:09CHEERING
08:10No, I knew that was going to be me.
08:13Traffic.
08:14Come on!
08:17Fake an orgasm for 30 seconds.
08:19Oh, no, no, no!
08:20Oh, no!
08:21Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, Nicole!
08:24OK, OK, OK, OK.
08:26Shh!
08:27SHE SIGHS
08:28I can't!
08:30I can't do any more. One more.
08:31No, I can't. Keep going, keep going.
08:33Keep going, keep going.
08:34OK.
08:35SHE SIGHS
08:36SHE LAUGHS
08:37I mean...
08:38SHE SCREAMS
08:41That's mortifying!
08:43MUSIC PLAYS
08:45Mimi.
08:46CHEERING
08:47Oh!
08:48BELL RINGS
08:50Oh!
08:51Snog the islander you would rather be coupled up with.
08:54SHE SCREAMS
08:56MUSIC CONTINUES
08:57SHE SCREAMS
08:58MUSIC CONTINUES
09:00SHE SCREAMS
09:01MUSIC CONTINUES
09:03SHE SCREAMS
09:04MUSIC CONTINUES
09:06MUSIC CONTINUES
09:07SHE SCREAMS
09:08MUSIC CONTINUES
09:10SHE SCREAMS
09:11MUSIC CONTINUES
09:12SHE SCREAMS
09:14Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!
09:16SHE LAUGHS
09:18MUSIC CONTINUES
09:19SHE LAUGHS
09:21That was too silly, Ro.
09:23MUSIC CONTINUES
09:25How are you?
09:26SHE LAUGHS
09:27Come on, then.
09:28Choose an islander of the opposite sex to give a lap dance to.
09:32Oh, you're a dancer!
09:34This better be good.
09:36MUSIC CONTINUES
09:38SHE SCREAMS
09:39MUSIC CONTINUES
09:40SHE SCREAMS
09:42MUSIC CONTINUES
09:43Paul's going to stop and then she turns round and she keeps going.
09:46MUSIC CONTINUES
09:48SHE SCREAMS
09:49MUSIC CONTINUES
09:50And when I thought she was definitely done,
09:52she turns round and gives me a little peck.
09:54SHE SCREAMS
09:56MUSIC CONTINUES
09:57SHE SCREAMS
09:58Hey, yo!
09:59Hey!
10:01MUSIC CONTINUES
10:02MUSIC CONTINUES
10:03BELL RINGS
10:04Ooh!
10:06MUSIC CONTINUES
10:07Snog two islanders that you would most like to have a threesome with.
10:10Oh, my God!
10:13I feel bad now!
10:15MUSIC CONTINUES
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10:24I felt bad, but it was kind of good at the same time.
10:28So it was nice, refreshing.
10:30Yeah, me and your camera, so...
10:31THEY LAUGH
10:33MUSIC CONTINUES
10:34MUSIC CONTINUES
10:35MUSIC CONTINUES
10:37It is fashionable.
10:39That's real life. Wow, yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:41We're watching something happen right here, right now.
10:44Oh, my God, it just got so real so quick.
10:46Yeah, I'll give him his accolades.
10:49It was a good threesome.
10:51Joey Boy!
10:53CHEERING
10:56Give it to me. Tell me.
10:58BELL RINGS
10:59Give me the most juice.
11:01Snog the three islanders you fancy the most for ten seconds each.
11:05Wow, OK.
11:07Who wants to get snogged?
11:09I'll come in, mate.
11:10Oh, there we go.
11:12MUSIC CONTINUES
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11:18MUSIC CONTINUES
11:19Hey, Joey, that's ten seconds, boy.
11:22I had a little kiss with Joey, which was a lot of teeth.
11:26God, I love these. Crazy.
11:28MUSIC CONTINUES
11:29MUSIC CONTINUES
11:31MUSIC CONTINUES
11:33Oh, OK.
11:36Mr Essex is a very good kisser and he's very attractive.
11:40That's all I'm going to say right now.
11:42And...
11:44Let's go, let's go.
11:45CHEERING
11:48It was a good chance for one of us to go home tomorrow,
11:51but we're going to have to wait and see.
11:53Right now, there's a few nervous heads.
11:55Mwah!
11:57Straight in. Straight in.
12:04MUSIC CONTINUES
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12:07MUSIC CONTINUES
12:09The dares game is well and truly under way.
12:11Don't be too much longer, guys.
12:13My toddler needs that pink potty back.
12:15It's nearly time for plopsies.
12:17Patsy.
12:19Seductively suck the fingers or toes of the two islanders
12:23you fancy the most.
12:24OK, cool. Everyone can keep their shoes on
12:26cos no toes are going in my mouth tonight.
12:29One beer.
12:30Give me your finger.
12:31Oh, my God!
12:33CHEERING
12:34MUSIC CONTINUES
12:36He's choking on it.
12:37Oh, yeah!
12:39Oh, cheers, United!
12:41She left it a little bit soggy, I'm not going to lie.
12:43It looks like I've been in the bath for about ten hours.
12:46MUSIC CONTINUES
12:48LAUGHTER
12:50SHE SCREAMS
12:51LAUGHTER
12:53That was nice.
12:54He won't wash his hands for weeks now.
12:56Was that seductive? I think it was.
12:58Yeah, that was nice.
12:59Sam.
13:01Kiss the neck and nibble the ear of the islander
13:04who you think is the most tasty.
13:06Oh, I'm not going to do it.
13:07I've got a high neck, that's on.
13:09LAUGHTER
13:10He's got a high neck, too.
13:12He's got a high neck.
13:13LAUGHTER
13:16Kieran.
13:18I'm so excited for this one.
13:20MUSIC CONTINUES
13:22Snog two islanders of the opposite sex
13:24that you'd most like to share a bed with.
13:26Right.
13:28MUSIC CONTINUES
13:30All right.
13:31MUSIC CONTINUES
13:40Right, I don't know where anyone's sat, so I'm going to...
13:42MUSIC CONTINUES
13:47Cool.
13:48CHEERING
13:50MUSIC CONTINUES
13:54Kissing Kieran was the best kiss I had.
13:56Even though I kissed Joey Essex,
13:58it's like, I kissed Joey Essex,
14:00but I think Kieran, like, top ten.
14:03But we won't tell him that, eh?
14:05MUSIC CONTINUES
14:09Samantha.
14:10Ooh!
14:13BUZZER
14:14Snog the islander who you had an instant connection with.
14:18CHEERING
14:20You need to high-five for this one.
14:21Come on, Samantha!
14:23MUSIC CONTINUES
14:28CHEERING
14:30MUSIC CONTINUES
14:33Love you.
14:34MUSIC CONTINUES
14:36My first kiss at Ronnie, it was cute.
14:39As soon as I met Ronnie, like, we just clicked straight away, so...
14:42Ronnie, boy.
14:43CHEERING
14:46Snog the two islanders who you think have the best body.
14:49MUSIC CONTINUES
14:51She's talented, she's good with kids, she's as good as can be.
14:55CHEERING
14:57That's way too close to my liking.
14:59MUSIC CONTINUES
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15:05MUSIC CONTINUES
15:07He didn't pick me.
15:09Do you know what I mean? Like...
15:11BUZZER
15:12Ha-ha!
15:13MUSIC CONTINUES
15:15MUSIC CONTINUES
15:16Whatevs.
15:17BUZZER
15:19The game's over and the girls want to hear from me.
15:22Well, let's see, I thought it was a good game, it had its moments.
15:26Oh, you won't believe this, I've misread it again.
15:29They want to hear from Mimi.
15:30Let's start from...
15:32Your snog.
15:33CHEERING
15:35All I was seeing is, like, real love.
15:37Didn't want it to be so soon, but, do you know what I mean, it's a game.
15:41Sorry, love, that's just a game.
15:42They looked cute, they were emotional, they were, like, passionate.
15:45No, I was actually seeing fireworks, I was.
15:47Yeah, me too. Really.
15:48I'm seeing, like, a start or something.
15:50Good icebreaker, right?
15:52Who did Joey kiss again?
15:53Harriet. Nicole.
15:54Nicole and someone.
15:56Wait, are we all...?
15:57There's enough to be partied up with.
15:59LAUGHTER
16:03Oh, yikes.
16:04So, that's one of us.
16:05So, one of us is going home.
16:07Our fate has been decided.
16:08To me, top two now is Ronnie and Sian.
16:11They're up there, too, for me.
16:12Good, well, just speak to them both to see, yeah, see what happens.
16:15They're both, like, ticking boxes at the minute,
16:17but I think Ronnie's wandering eyes is probably something that...
16:20Really? Yeah, I think he's got one, yeah.
16:23What do you think he's got a wandering eye for?
16:25No, I mean, in general.
16:26Just in general. Not now, he speaks to anyone, do you know what I mean?
16:29But, I mean, I think he'd be someone that potentially might have one.
16:32Yeah. And you've done well now, haven't you?
16:34I don't think so.
16:36What about you?
16:37Kicking off strong, we had Ronnie.
16:41Also, as I said before, like, I did fancy him a little bit,
16:43so I was, like, maybe you might throw me a chat or whatever,
16:45but then he just kissed me, so here we are.
16:47Anyway, then, Kieran was good.
16:50Obviously, I can't put up with him, so it's, like,
16:52he kind of had to kiss me. No.
16:53No, he didn't. No, he didn't.
16:55He didn't have to kiss you at all.
16:56Are you vibing with your partners, by the way?
16:58Yeah, I am, to be fair. I'm vibing quite well.
17:01Things are early days, to be fair.
17:03Well, one of us are going in 20... Well, not you, your son.
17:06Yeah, but this is going to be one of the boys' last 24 hours,
17:08so you've got to make the most of it now.
17:10That's so true.
17:11That was an eye-opener. Like, you coming in,
17:13I thought, like, there'll be something else coming along,
17:15but then you say, like, 24 hours, one of you boys have gone.
17:18Yeah. It was like, shit, you've got to get it done now, right?
17:21You've got to just enjoy everything now. Yeah, yeah.
17:24Like I say, if I was in your shoes, I'd do the exact same as this one.
17:27Exactly. Exactly, mate, yeah.
17:29Go on, tell us about your one. What did you have?
17:32Oh, the first connection.
17:34I don't know, with Ronnie, like, on the first day,
17:36like, as soon as we got... It was, like, bang,
17:38and it was like, oh, he's Scouser.
17:39Oh, I love Scouser.
17:41How was your slug?
17:42It was all right.
17:43I don't know how many slugs did you have.
17:45How many slugs did you have with Kieran?
17:47Ah! That was good.
17:48That was good. Like, his kiss was good.
17:50Any of them give you any twinges?
17:52Kieran's was about that.
17:53Yeah, the main twinges. Yeah, yeah.
17:55Joey was good as well. Really?
17:57I think Joey fancies you. Do you?
17:59Yeah, I do. Really, do you? I do, yeah.
18:01I felt more passionate with Kieran, like, he proper was, like, yeah.
18:05And, like, Joey's really nice, so I'm just tomorrow going to see...
18:08We've got loads of boys to talk to.
18:15What did you think of the task?
18:17Um, funny.
18:19Joey rocking out, that was a bit maddening, wasn't it?
18:22Yeah, he's not my type, I don't think.
18:23No? No.
18:25Nice boy, but he's not my type.
18:26Good, cos he ain't never your type.
18:29You sure of that? I'll let him know.
18:31But, yeah, no, I was just seeing where you were at on that.
18:33You're looking all nice on that.
18:36So, are you all sweet with everything?
18:39I'm happy with how things are going, yeah.
18:40First kiss. I'm not going to complain.
18:42First kiss done. We had a first kiss down there.
18:44What did you rate out of ten?
18:459.6.
18:47What was the room for improvement?
18:49I don't know. Do you want to see now?
18:51It's only a kiss.
18:53Don't read anything.
18:55My heart only wants what it wants, what it wants,
18:58what it wants till it doesn't.
19:02A 9.7.
19:06A little 9.7 there. 9.7.
19:07What room is there for improvement there?
19:10Always room for improvement, innit?
19:12Well, wait, you don't know what I'm going to rate you.
19:137.
19:15Major room for improvement.
19:17But it's a good start, innit? I'm enjoying it.
19:18Yeah. I think we get on well, don't we?
19:20Yeah, we do. Let's see what happens.
19:21Go on, after you.
19:22MUSIC PLAYS
19:24Oh.
19:26MUSIC CONTINUES
19:32So, obviously, it's early days, but I think we get on well.
19:34There's definitely some kind of chemistry there.
19:35I think we balance off each other.
19:37It's nice to be coupled up with someone
19:39that you find good-looking and that you get on well with.
19:41Who's that?
19:43I think Jess likes him. Yeah.
19:45Do you? Yeah.
19:50Jess kissed a footballer and now she's going to spill the beans.
19:53Well, hold your horses, Jess.
19:55I've got a friend at a Sunday newspaper
19:57who'll bung you a grand for a story like that.
20:00Some gas.
20:01So, Ronnie just took me up to the terrace.
20:03Yeah. Good start.
20:04Yeah, and he was just, like, chatting about the challenge
20:08and how we're getting on, and, obviously, it's so early days.
20:10And I was like, what would you rate the kiss?
20:12And he was like, 9.6.
20:14And I was like, 9.6?
20:15I was like, I'm sorry, but why 9.6?
20:18Mm-hm. That's not good.
20:19And he was like, oh, well, we can have a kiss now.
20:22SHE GASPS
20:23Stop! In the terrace?
20:25Yeah, so I kissed him on the terrace.
20:26Oh! But it's a kiss at the end of the day.
20:28That connection is a huge thing, isn't it?
20:31Mm. And, like...
20:32And do you feel that, though?
20:33Yeah. It was a good kiss.
20:35We're still not... So, you and the terrace, you were quiet.
20:38Yeah. No-one suspected anything?
20:40No. I mean, it's not... We're not doing anything wrong, but...
20:43It's, like, probably the first kiss on the terrace.
20:46Ooh! I feel like all the boys are a bit shaky at the moment.
20:48I think they're all a bit shocked, you know?
20:50I think they are.
20:51Get it in there before it might be dumped. Exactly.
20:54I wasn't really expecting a kiss on the terrace,
20:57but the thing is, in the moment, if you feel like it,
20:59you go with it, don't you?
21:01Maybe we've set the bar now.
21:02Maybe everyone will be going up there, who knows?
21:04But I hope Ronnie is not expecting any more tonight.
21:06He's on his side, I'm on my side.
21:08Invisible pillow. I'm turning this way, he's turning that way.
21:12End of story, and good night.
21:15So nice to have Joey Essex on the show.
21:18You never really see him on the telly.
21:20Well, unless you watch Celebrity SAS,
21:23Celebs Go Dating, I'm A Celebrity, Celebrity X On The Beach,
21:25The Jump, Educating Joey Essex, Celebrity MasterChef, or Towie.
21:29But other than that, Joey's never really on the telly.
21:31In the couples you're in, are you happy?
21:33Do you know what, though? My one surprised me a bit, like...
21:36Who are you with?
21:37Jess.
21:38But, yeah, she's cool, man.
21:40And then we had a little snog up there earlier.
21:43Wait, what? What? Did you, yeah?
21:46Wait!
21:47MUSIC PLAYS
21:48When you're looking at me with that look in your eyes
21:50I just came for a drink but now you're under number five, baby, I know
21:53How are we feeling with Ronnie, all right?
21:54We had a little kiss then up there. How was that? Was it nice?
21:57It was a good kiss, yeah.
21:58MUSIC PLAYS
21:59I'm a fucking with the rhythm but we're talking to the side, baby, I know
22:02Joey, how was your first night going?
22:05Kissing three girls in, like, 30 seconds.
22:07Two seconds each? I just did it.
22:09I was... I was like, who's next?
22:13My mum's going to be looking back on this thinking my daughter's just kissed
22:15Joey Essex.
22:17MUSIC PLAYS
22:18We're going to sleep tonight
22:20I know
22:23Someone's going home tomorrow. Shit, yeah.
22:26It's sad, isn't it? Cos I like all the boys.
22:28When you're looking at me with that look in your eyes
22:30I just came for a drink but now you're under number five, baby, I know
22:33We're going to sleep tonight
22:35Now you're here on your own cos you're so fly
22:37I'm a fucking with the rhythm but we're talking to the side, baby, I know
22:40I know
22:41We're going to sleep tonight
22:43We're going to sleep tonight
22:46Oh, look at everyone in their couples. It's so cute.
22:49Love your couple, Joey.
22:51I'm going to cuddle with my pillow all night.
22:53Night, everyone!
22:55Night, everyone!
22:56MUSIC PLAYS
22:58I don't know
23:00When you're looking at me with that look in your eyes
23:01I just came for a drink but now you're under number five, baby, I know
23:04I know
23:05We're going to sleep tonight
23:07Now you're here on your own cos you're so fly
23:09I'm a fucking with the rhythm but we're talking to the side, baby, I know
23:12I know
23:13We're going to sleep tonight
23:15We're going to sleep tonight
23:24It's the morning after Joey arrived at the villa.
23:27Funny how Joey's surname is where he's from.
23:30I was saying that to my mate, Brian 17 High Street Norwich.
23:35Oh, good old Brian 17 High Street Norwich.
23:38MUSIC PLAYS
23:46Morning! Morning, Highlanders!
23:49CHEERING
23:52How are you all feeling?
23:53Buzzing!
23:55Anyone have any cuddles?
23:57She tried touching me but I said no.
23:59Give it a rest.
24:00I was like, no.
24:02MUSIC PLAYS
24:05Did I snore?
24:06You snored.
24:08Stop, baby.
24:09Does she? OK, good.
24:11How are you feeling about your decision, Joey, you've got to make tonight?
24:13Yeah, I'm looking forward to it, really.
24:15Obviously got to do a bit of grafting today.
24:17I'm shitting myself.
24:18MUSIC PLAYS
24:29Where's your Ronnie?
24:31I don't know.
24:32I kissed someone last night.
24:34LAUGHTER
24:36Ronnie took me to the terrace last night.
24:37I just gave him a cheeky snog.
24:39You did? Yeah, it's only a snog, isn't it?
24:41What do you think about it, Joey?
24:43It was a go, it was hell.
24:44MUSIC PLAYS
24:48Sweet salesman Sean, aka the Candyman,
24:50is up on the terrace with Nicole and Samantha
24:52and there's something he wants to share.
24:54Oh, is it Quality Street?
24:56A family pack of Skittles?
24:58Oh, no, it's just gossip.
25:00Ronnie dropped... They had a kiss up here last night, to be fair.
25:03Who?
25:04Ronnie and Jess, to be fair, a little cheeky kiss.
25:07Who kisses on the first night?
25:09What are you feeling about Joey?
25:11Yeah, no, Joey's gorgeous.
25:12Yeah, he's gorgeous. I like that he's in his 30s.
25:14I would have read it and be mature and settled.
25:17He's got his stuff together.
25:19Yeah. You can see he's in here for the right reasons.
25:22How are you feeling about today? What about?
25:24Are you feeling to chat to anyone or...?
25:26I'm just, yeah, chatting to everyone, but it's like...
25:29What about if we... It's like...
25:32You know, a lot of it is very much friendly, do you know what I mean?
25:36OK. Obviously, you know,
25:38you're the front-runner at the moment.
25:41You're a bit mysterious.
25:43I mean, we haven't dug in deep yet.
25:45Oh, OK. But so far, so good.
25:48Got you. Mm.
25:51IO. Yeah.
25:52I don't know. Maybe I'm feeling a little giddy or whatever.
25:56At the moment, he's literally the top-runner for me.
25:59You're looking nice today. You are?
26:01Yeah. What, sexy? Sexy.
26:03What, sexy? Sexy.
26:04You look like a 9.7. 9.7!
26:06It's all right, you're like a 7.5.
26:08You've earned 5.5 points. Have I?
26:11Tonight, I might even get a better one, what do you reckon?
26:15What, another kiss tonight? What do you reckon?
26:17Mm. We'll see.
26:19We'll see if you play your cards right.
26:22Yeah, one of them. Hello!
26:24You all right? You all right?
26:26Yeah, are you? All right, boy.
26:28Sorry to disturb you, but, Jess, can we go for a chat?
26:30Of course we can. Where do you want to go?
26:32Is there anyone sat over there? We could go over there, if you want.
26:35I mean, you don't have to stay, you're going to stay, are you?
26:38I'll stay here. Mwah.
26:39Joey's coming here and he's got to pick a girl,
26:42so obviously he's going to have a chat with Jess,
26:44cos she's an attractive-looking girl, do you know what I mean?
26:47She probably ticks a few of these boxes.
26:49He's got to make a choice and hopefully he doesn't choose Jess,
26:52but if he does, here's what it is, I'll give it a good crack.
26:55How's everything going with you, then, you and Ronnie?
26:58I'm very... I'm, like, an open book, me.
27:00I'm quite a loud person, quite a confident person,
27:03and just if I feel something, I'll just go with it.
27:05I actually feel that from you. I look for confidence in girls.
27:07Yeah. But I hold their own, haven't I?
27:09Yeah, I feel like... I always say, yeah, I actually want girls,
27:13like, quite... It's like a strong girl, do you know what I mean?
27:16Yeah, of course. I was raised by a single mum, so...
27:18Was you? Yeah. Yeah, I was raised by my dad.
27:21Yeah. Yeah. So my mum was, like, my best friend growing up.
27:24Really, yeah? Yeah, she still is now.
27:26My dad passed away a few years ago. I'm sorry to hear that.
27:28It's all right. But, like, it was me and my mum.
27:31She's like my best mate.
27:33So my mum passed away when I was ten, yeah.
27:35I'm sorry, that's awful. It's all right, yeah.
27:37I always feel like when people say...
27:39It makes you feel more awkward, doesn't it?
27:41But I'm OK to talk... I don't mind talking about it.
27:43I'm OK to talk about it.
27:44Obviously, it's not nice, do you know what I mean?
27:46Of course, it's never nice to grow up without a family.
27:49Obviously, I found it hard for years, but I never really spoke about it.
27:51But since... When you actually do speak about things, it's like,
27:54oh, it's like, it doesn't actually...
27:56You know, it's better to own it.
27:57Did you only find you spoke about it when you got older?
28:00Yeah, when I was 30, yeah. Was that what it was?
28:02Yeah, when I was 30, yeah. That's incredible.
28:04Yeah, strong woman. Strong woman.
28:06Confident. Confident. Yeah, I like that.
28:08This goes on. I actually do really like that. It's nice.
28:11But obviously, like, I'm not... I'm not a big fan of...
28:14But obviously, like I'm saying, I feel like...
28:16I do get a vibe that you quite like Ronnie, though, no?
28:19Yeah, I do like Ronnie. We had a little kiss yesterday,
28:21but it was just, like, a kiss, it wasn't...
28:23After the... Upstairs at the balcony? Yeah.
28:26I've been dead open with him, and he's obviously the same with me,
28:30where, yeah, we're getting on, probably more than anyone else in here.
28:32However, I'm not going to close myself off.
28:34I'd be stupid to do that.
28:36Would you say, like, you're fully open, though?
28:38100%, yeah. 100%, yeah.
28:40And I think he is as well.
28:41I need to be able to give everyone else that chance as well
28:43to see if there's something else... Yeah.
28:46..there with someone.
28:53People say Joey's not the sharpest tool in the box.
28:55I disagree!
28:57Although he did just mix up his sun cream
28:59with Samantha's double-shot caramel latte.
29:02I'm glad you're here.
29:04You've good vibes.
29:05I feel like it's, like, being, I don't know, cockney and skulls.
29:09He's just getting on well, don't he? Yeah.
29:10So, who have you got your eyes on, anyway?
29:14No-one. Really?
29:16There's not one person here at all?
29:18No, obviously you, yeah, but... Yeah.
29:20..other than that, no-one. Yeah.
29:22Well, I've definitely got my eyes on you. Have you?
29:24Yeah. That's great. Yeah, no, I just...
29:26You're a nice girl, I can tell. Thanks.
29:28Dunno, it's, like, there's just no-one here my type, like...
29:31Yeah, well, it's early days as well, isn't it?
29:33Yeah, it's early days, but, like, Sam,
29:34we were on couples up with, God love him.
29:36He's just... He's too good, love him.
29:38He's born with all the tattoos. He's got a mullet.
29:40He's too cool, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's too cool for me.
29:42You really don't like that mullet, do you? No, I hate it.
29:44The personality? No, he's a lovely boy.
29:46Lovely boy, yeah. To be with all the boys...
29:48You've got no tattoos, have you? None.
29:50Have you not got one? Did you never get one?
29:52That was wild last night.
29:53I can't believe I was here for, like, literally under an hour
29:55and I snogged three girls.
29:57I was like, oh, my God. We had too much to eat, didn't we?
29:59We've got too much to eat. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:01I'll eat your tooth, innit?
30:03Just had a chat with Samantha.
30:05She is such a lovely girl.
30:08We just get along, and she's a sort.
30:10So, Joey thinks Samantha's a sort,
30:12and it turns out Kieran and Sam think Nicole's a sort,
30:15while Candyman Sean thinks the girls are licorice all sorts.
30:20I've got loads of these.
30:22So, what it is, fucking Joey coming in or what not,
30:24it's like, I actually really don't want to go, like...
30:27It's his decision, do you know what I'm saying?
30:29So, it's like... That's the worst part.
30:31I know, that's the thing, it's not even like the girls
30:33can absolutely say anything about it.
30:35Do you know what I mean? But then I'm like, shit,
30:37because Samantha's, like, been talking to Joey loads.
30:40And I'm like, fuck!
30:43I think we've always got to keep our wits about us, like...
30:45There's only so much we can do as well, though. Yeah.
30:48I thought I'd be calm with it, you know what I mean?
30:50I haven't had too much of a good time, like,
30:51I just don't want to go yet.
30:53But I think I'll, like, chat to Nicole tonight, maybe.
30:55I just think her vibe, her chat, like, everything about her
30:57is, like, perfect. Oh, she's lovely.
30:59Yeah, she is lovely. She is lovely.
31:01You can tell, like, in her eyes, like, love and care. Yeah, definitely.
31:05I still don't really know who, er...
31:08..who I like. Really?
31:10Erm, but, yeah, so, obviously, you're coupled up with Kieran.
31:14Mm-hm. Yeah, OK, Kieran, yeah.
31:16Who would you say, OK, top three?
31:18So, you're saying Kieran would be your top,
31:21and who's number two?
31:22Probably you. Me? Yeah.
31:24Come on. Come on. All right, yeah, OK.
31:27Tell me about your...your kiss.
31:29Why did you pick me?
31:31Was it just, like, an in-the-moment, like...
31:33It was an in-the-moment thing. Yeah.
31:34I felt like I did gravitate towards...
31:36I can't believe I'm using that word so much recently.
31:38I don't even really know what it means. Gravitate.
31:40Is that, like, a gravity? Yeah, like, pulls you in a little bit.
31:43Gravitate... What is it again? Gravitation. Gravitated. Yeah.
31:46I was gravitated towards you,
31:48I was gravitated towards Nicole... Mm. ..and Samantha. Yeah.
31:51Yeah, so I just sort of went for it.
31:53And, yeah, I felt like I picked the right girls, to be fair.
31:56Yeah, that's good. Yeah, I'm excited.
31:58Yeah, I know, it is exciting.
32:00There's no other island better than Love Island to fly and laugh,
32:02is there? True.
32:04You're a lot different to, like, what I expected. Really, yeah?
32:07Yeah, I'm pleasantly surprised. You're looking great.
32:09Yeah, good work. Yeah, nice.
32:10We're ticking a few boxes, Joey.
32:12Yeah, so are you, so are yourself, Harriet.
32:14We're ticking a few boxes, you seem like a lovely girl.
32:25Tonight, Joy will choose a girl and her partner will leave the villa.
32:29I've written a poem to capture the gravitas of this moment.
32:33If your girl gets picked by the lad from Towie,
32:36pack your bags and bugger off nowie.
32:39Tired of all my mind games, I play along.
32:42Whatever happens, happens, innit, boys?
32:44It's been a pleasure, though, boys, innit, already?
32:46Who's excited for tonight, girls?
32:48I feel a bit nervous.
32:49And everybody knows, when you're bulletin' about to blow,
32:54need a way out, ready to reload.
32:57You know if I quickly shame up, bullet off,
32:59do you think, um, Samantha will...
33:01I'll take it.
33:04One last go.
33:05You know what, one last, one last go.
33:11Oh, bro, I love you to bits.
33:19Yeah, I'm gonna be in bed with a girl tonight.
33:21I don't know whose girl, though.
33:23Oh, shit.
33:24Who's on the cards, bro?
33:26Give us a name, give us a name.
33:28Who do you think?
33:29I honestly don't know you, it could be absolutely anyone.
33:32Do you like smoke on his face?
33:38The island is my oyster tonight, boys.
33:41We're going deep into the sea.
33:44And everybody knows, when you're bulletin' about...
33:48Big night tonight. Big night tonight.
33:52Let's turn it up.
33:55Obviously, someone's night is going to get cut short tonight.
33:58It's not what I wanted to do, but I'm going to do it.
34:03And, er...
34:05Yeah, cheers to that.
34:14As he prepares to make his decision,
34:16Joey's talking to Samantha.
34:17Now, I'm not saying Samantha's starstruck,
34:19but she's been trying to sneak a photo of him for the past 15 minutes.
34:23Obviously, the boys are a little bit on edge, I guess.
34:26Yeah. I'm getting on with all the boys so well, do you know what I mean?
34:29But it's like, obviously, I'm going to have to send one of them home.
34:32It's intense. Do you know what I mean?
34:34All this build-up, coming here, wanting to find love,
34:36do you know what I mean? Do you want to find love?
34:38I want to find love, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:40Do you? Of course, yeah. Yeah.
34:42I mean, you can't... I don't think I can be any more ready to find love.
34:45Yeah. In my position. I know. I think so. Genuinely.
34:48Are you going grey yet? No. I felt it. I hope not.
34:51No, you're not. You're actually not. I know, it's mad, isn't it? Yeah.
34:54And you're not Miss Eden, either. I know.
34:56You've had to touch, haven't you? When I shaved it off, I thought to myself...
34:59I like the skin. Do you like it? Do you like it better than my long hair?
35:02Mm. Do you? Yeah. I like her skin, actually.
35:05This haircut's called a suede head. Oh. Genuinely.
35:08Yeah, cos I feel it, it's like suede.
35:10It does feel... Oh, my God, it does. Yeah.
35:12Is it like a two all over? Keeping it real, innit?
35:15I didn't say it, you did.
35:17My hair is looking...
35:19Ream. Ream.
35:21I would like for Joey to pick me tonight.
35:23I fancy him more now. It's the age thing.
35:25I love, like, the fact that he's older than me
35:27and he's like a proper fella. A man.
35:29Do you know what I mean?
35:31SHE LAUGHS
35:35Who's your top two B in the villa?
35:37You and Ronnie.
35:40Oh, you've just made this whole thing a whole lot harder, man.
35:43Just go with, like, who you fancy the most,
35:45and whoever, like, you've had a...
35:47a good chat to. Yeah.
35:49When Ron heard Jess worked in M&S, he ran to the hideaway,
35:52grabbed a whip and a gimp mask and handcuffed himself to the bed.
35:55You got the letters the wrong way round, you muppet.
35:58I had a conversation with Joey earlier, but I don't want him to pick me.
36:01Oh, no. But it's, like...
36:04What do you do, like? Hmm.
36:06It's a bit of a wheel, innit? There's nothing you can do.
36:09Obviously, it wouldn't be ideal. No.
36:11Cos I don't, obviously, want you to go.
36:13No, of course I wouldn't.
36:15Obviously, after today, I feel like we're a bit clearer on, like,
36:18how we're feeling, do you know what I mean?
36:20I don't know, it's only, like, second day,
36:22but for me to have, like, the energy and the bounce off each other
36:25like we do, if I have that straight away,
36:27obviously, it means it's going somewhere. Yeah.
36:29I think it's going down the right route.
36:31Obviously, the only thing that's going to stop it is obviously...
36:34Is tonight. I think he kind of knows... Yeah, yeah.
36:37..where I'm at. 100%.
36:39So we'll see, won't we? But fingers crossed, he doesn't pick me.
36:42If not, see you on the other side. See you in Rome.
36:45I'm not choosing Sarah.
36:47Joey's talking to Nicole now.
36:49And I'm not saying she's starstruck,
36:51but she is secretly recording him for her new podcast series,
36:54The Night I Met Joey Essex In Spain.
36:57I just feel like I'm ready to get it done now, do you know what I mean?
37:00Yeah, I know. You know?
37:02I've got to be ruthless, but I've got to be respectfully...
37:05Yeah, that's the difference. Respectfully ruthless.
37:08That's the difference. That's the one.
37:10I think people are too scared to open up a bit in here,
37:13to, like, go into not everyone, cos they've been... Yeah.
37:15Well, you mean because they want to play it safe? Safe, yeah.
37:18Everything's a bit safe. Do you feel like you're playing it safe or not?
37:21On my way. Wait, do you fancy Kieran?
37:24Mm. Do you?
37:26He's all right. He's in the top, like, three. Is he, yeah?
37:29Yeah. There's a few people in here I like, though.
37:31From one to three, what are you saying, though?
37:33If number one's your... I'm not telling you.
37:35Number one's your favourite? No, I'm not telling you.
37:37Nicole, you've got to tell me. No, I'm not telling you.
37:39Why not? No. Why? Cos I don't know myself.
37:41I'm still speaking to people. Come on, mate, you've got to be open.
37:44I just know there's an area.
37:46So it's, like, not one, two, three, there's an area. Mm.
37:49And there's...two, three in here, maybe.
37:53Am I in it? Yeah. Am I? Yeah.
37:55I'll find you a fit. Am I one or two?
37:57Oh, shut up, I'm not telling you. You can say that.
37:59No, I'm not telling you. You can. I'm not telling you.
38:01You can just say, yeah, you're one or two. No, I'm not telling you.
38:04But if I'm three, that's sore. Yeah, all right, one or two.
38:06Oh, yeah, shit. All right.
38:08Shut up.
38:10Joey is really good-looking.
38:12Like, he's not my usual type, but, you know,
38:14the way he's so confident and the way he holds himself,
38:17I think it's just starting to change my mind a bit.
38:20Yes, Harriet? Hello, Joey.
38:22You all right?
38:24Do you want to go to the terrace?
38:26Go on, then. For a little chat?
38:28Terrace?
38:30That's me fucked.
38:34Fuck!
38:35There's a lot riding on Joey's decision
38:37and, you know, the anticipation of waiting.
38:40So, you know, he's just got all the power today.
38:44And I feel like a lot of people, including myself,
38:46are probably liking that.
38:51You OK? Yeah. How are you feeling?
38:53Good. How are you feeling? Good. I'm good.
38:58Yeah, I'm just... I'm just ready to get this done now.
39:01Mm. I think you've made your decision.
39:04It's mad, because I feel like, as the night has just got
39:07closer and closer to this happening,
39:10my decision has just changed slightly. I know, yeah.
39:13Because, obviously, I've seen, like, people, like,
39:17getting closer to their couple. Mm.
39:19And I don't know whether that's because...
39:21They know what's coming. Maybe, yeah.
39:23But, listen, I'm going to be respectfully ruthless, for sure.
39:26Yeah, I love that. Yeah, do you know what I mean?
39:28You're giving mature vibes. Am I?
39:30I'm so mature now. Yeah, I do fancy the mature vibes.
39:33Do you? Ah. Fancy your little mature vibes as well.
39:36Do you? Really? OK, good. What's your mind saying now, then?
39:39I don't know. I don't want to give too much away, but I obviously...
39:42I always say Kieran and Ye.
39:44No, because I feel like yesterday, in the challenge,
39:46you can't really kiss someone properly. Do you know what I mean?
39:49I know. I snogged you last, didn't I? No second!
39:51Are you the second? Have you forgotten?
39:53Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
40:04BELL RINGS
40:06I got a text!
40:08Oh, shit!
40:10Oh, no, it's time.
40:12Can all islanders gather around the fire pit immediately?
40:16Let's go.
40:18Showtime. Let's go!
40:20MUSIC PLAYS
40:33MUSIC CONTINUES
40:52Joey, it's now time to make your decision.
40:55MUSIC CONTINUES
41:04It's hard.
41:14MUSIC CONTINUES
41:23I've decided to couple up with this girl
41:26because I feel like my 24 hours in this villa
41:32with her has been the most flirtatious.
41:36MUSIC CONTINUES
41:43It's obviously been tough because I have obviously got to know
41:46all you girls on a nice level
41:49and obviously got to know all you boys on a cool level.
41:53I feel like we're tight, we're getting on really well.
41:56But this is Love Island.
41:58MUSIC CONTINUES
42:02MUSIC CONTINUES
42:08I had to go with my heart
42:10and I feel like it's definitely the right decision.
42:14MUSIC CONTINUES
42:22So the girl I would like to steal is...
42:26MUSIC CONTINUES
42:32MUSIC CONTINUES
42:39So I'm for.
42:41MUSIC CONTINUES
42:57I had to do it, I had to do it.
42:59MUSIC CONTINUES
43:03Sam, you are now single,
43:05therefore you have been dumped from the island.
43:08MUSIC CONTINUES
43:11Please pack your bags and say your goodbyes.
43:14MUSIC CONTINUES
43:22I feel so awful, honestly, I can't even tell you.
43:25It's fucking hilarious.
43:27Oh, my God.
43:30No, it's not your fault.
43:32You can still blame me whenever you want, though.
43:34Just take care of yourself.
43:36Please.
43:38Sorry, bro.
43:40MUSIC CONTINUES
43:51It's OK, don't be upset.
43:53I just feel like...
43:55No, no, no, you're OK.
43:57It's fine, don't even worry about it.
43:59There's nothing... It's done now, it's not on you.
44:01Obviously, like, it is sad.
44:03I feel like I get a vibe quick-quick.
44:05And I just feel like me and Sam just did not have that vibe, unfortunately.
44:09So I feel bad.
44:11After tonight, I think we all realised, like,
44:13at any moment, you lot could be gone,
44:15so fucking crack on, just have a laugh.
44:18MUSIC CONTINUES
44:20All the money!
44:22MUSIC CONTINUES
44:27MUSIC CONTINUES
44:31MUSIC CONTINUES
44:39Keep your head up.
44:41All right, I'll see you all in a bit.
44:43MUSIC CONTINUES
44:47I'm definitely feeling mixed emotions right now,
44:50but I kind of saw it coming.
44:52I think for Joey, I think it was the right decision for him.
44:56Obviously, a bit shit for me, but...
44:58You know what I mean? It can't help. It can't help it.
45:09Tomorrow night...
45:11Go to the hideaway.
45:12..they're grafting...
45:14Well, I do fancy it. I think I've made it a bit obvious now.
45:17You're a dancer, innit? Go on, give us a dance, then.
45:19..get serious...
45:21Paddy has just booked me and was like,
45:23I'm going to take Joey to the hideaway.
45:25..and tension...
45:27It's frightful, isn't it? A little pessy. ..begin to rise...
45:30I think that's massively out of order.
45:42I'll see you at the same time tomorrow, then.
45:44That's 9pm here on ITV2 for brand-spanking-new Love Island.
45:48Make a note to stick around after we've got an all-new series
45:51of the brilliant Tell Me Everything.
45:53That's at 5 past 10 here on ITV2 on Thursday.
45:56But strap yourselves in for a superhero adventure tonight
45:59as someone's looking for the superpower in Extraordinary,
46:02up next here on ITV2.