Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 4 Episode 16 Who Are You
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00:00Initiative created this thing and they can't stop it, but we will it's faith. She's awake
00:08Are you all right five by five open the box surprise
00:16You sure you're okay five by five
00:18Five
00:27It's good you called
00:29We've been looking for this girl since she broke out of the hospital. What's gonna happen to her? Well get her checked out
00:35She's in stable condition. She goes to jail pending trial. I just hope she gets some kind of help
00:41First thing is to keep her from hurting anybody else
00:48Um
01:00Well, you guys will be safe now we may have a couple of questions in the morning
01:04Oh, of course. Thank you both
01:08I'm glad we finally got the kid. She's not a kid
01:12I just mean that she's very strong. Yeah this faith chick
01:17Is definitely dangerous
01:31She truly is
01:46So
02:16So
02:18So
02:46Faith
02:49Why do you think she's like that
02:55Well, you know
02:57She's a nut job
03:00I just don't understand what could drive a person to that kind of behavior
03:06Well, how do you know she got drove
03:08I mean, maybe she likes being that way
03:11I'll never believe that
03:13I think she's horribly unhappy
03:16You
03:18Well, it could be things are looking up
03:20I mean a little stint in the pokey show her the error of her ways
03:25I'm sure there's some big old bertha just waiting to shower her ripe little self with affection buffy
03:35I'm sorry, mom
03:38It's just
03:40When I think about how she might have hurt you
03:43I just
03:46I can't stand it
03:55Sorry
03:57No, i'm just
03:59Far from the fight
04:02I've missed you
04:04Because I haven't visited right?
04:06I knew it. I know how it is. You've
04:09Got so much in your life now
04:12I'm a busy little beaver
04:14College and all of course
04:18But um
04:20Maybe we could spend some time together soon
04:24Some night when i'm not being held hostage by a raving psychotic
04:32Count on it
04:36I'm gonna take a bath
04:44So
05:14You
05:21Why yes, I would be buffy may I help you buffy
05:32You can't do that it's wrong you can't do that because it's naughty
05:40Naughty
05:42Because it's wrong because it's wrong
05:48You can't do that it's wrong i'll kick your ass i'm gonna kill you
06:00Give me a sedative now. Hold her. I have to go home. She's with my mother
06:04No
06:06Sly still you don't understand keep holding her. She's taking my my body
06:17I wonder where she is you have faith
06:22Yeah
06:24I wish she would make a move. She's making my stomach opacity
06:30But you think buffy can handle her
06:33I
06:35Think so
06:39But that doesn't mean faith won't hurt someone else
06:44Well, you should be safe nobody knows you're here
06:48I mean
06:50They don't even know I exist, right?
06:53I know all about them, but hey
06:56I
06:59Mean I mean that that's totally cool. I mean, it's it's good. It's it's better
07:04Tara, it's not like I don't want my friends to know you. It's just
07:11Oh buffy's like my best friend and she's really special
07:16and
07:18there's this
07:19whole bunch of us and and we sort of had
07:22This group thing that revolves around the slaying and
07:27And I really want you to meet them
07:30but
07:31I I just
07:33kind of
07:34like having something that's just
07:37You know
07:39mine
07:44And I I usually don't use so many words to say stuff that little but
07:49I
07:51I
07:53I
07:55I
07:57I
07:59I
08:01I
08:03I
08:05I
08:07I
08:09I
08:11I
08:13I
08:15I
08:17I
08:35Not too bad
08:48Score
08:52Six four four seven
08:57Uh expiration five oh one
09:01Uh-huh, yeah
09:0710 a.m. Julius flight. I'll take it
09:15What are you doing
09:18I'll just get in my mail. Oh
09:22um, that was um
09:24Giles on the other line. He wanted you to meet your friends there said he had news
09:31Yeah, I got some time to kill
09:36I'll go see the gang all my friends. You don't mind if I steal this, right? Is that the harlot?
09:42Harlot, yeah, that's the same one faith picked
09:50Burn it
10:04She's coming too man, I want this kid's constitution
10:06To
10:11Let's move it I want to get her in before she's 100
10:14Percent
10:34By order of the watchers council you are being taken into custody until such time as speech
10:44So
11:01Oh, that's pretty good
11:06Scooby gang's all here willow xander and
11:10Everyone
11:12Everybody
11:14What's up?
11:15About faith not surprising me. Didn't joyce tell you I already kicked that ass
11:21I feel a high five coming on. Where is she on her way to the big house?
11:26Cops took off my hands about an hour ago
11:29poetic justice
11:31How's that
11:34Well, she did all those crimes and now she's being arrested
11:41I guess that's just regular justice. It's cool. Anyway, unless I'm mistaken faith is no longer in police custody
11:52What are you talking about
11:54The watchers council they uh sent a retrieval team to capture faith
12:01Well, yeah, I mean because it worked so well when wesley tried it
12:06This is a special operations unit they
12:10Handle the council's trickier jobs smuggling interrogation
12:15Where it works? What's what works scuba type stuff? I thought it was murder
12:21Well, yeah, but there could be underwater murder
12:24with snorkels
12:27So they're taking her to england. It'll be a long long time before she returns
12:40Sorry
12:41it's just
12:43i'm happy
12:45Faith is evil. Yeah, I hope they throw the book at her. I'm not sure there is a
12:51book for this
12:53They could throw other things
12:55I forgot how much you don't like faith
12:58After what she's done to you
13:00Oh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in the room with her
13:06If I was larger and had grenades
13:10I bet I know what faith would say to that
13:17So what you're saying is that everything's fine
13:20um
13:21Yes. Well, i'm glad you called us all here because that information can never be conveyed by telephone
13:27What's up? Well, I just thought it was best to convene in case there were I'd never let her hurt you
13:33Things that we might have forgotten. I know but if you're keen to go then
13:37uh
13:38Please by all means go. We kind of have a romantic evening planned
13:43We were gonna light a bunch of candles and have sex near them
13:48Well, we certainly don't want to cut into that seven minutes. Hey, I believe that's my hey. Hey
13:56Lighten up we're out of danger
14:00Everything's good. We still have adam to take care of. Yeah
14:07Adam
14:09What's up with him?
14:11I wish we knew
14:13Well, don't worry about it
14:15I'll patrol tonight
14:17as long as it takes
14:19You guys have your fun
14:21I'll be out there doing my job
14:37Is
14:49Oh you
14:51And you what are you keeping tabs on me you're gonna give me a hard time now
15:00Um, do I usually give you a hard time very funny
15:07Well, you don't have to worry about me drinking unless you're here to protect innocent fears
15:18You're a vampire
15:21Was
15:23And as soon as I get this chip out of my head, i'll be a vampire again
15:28But until then i'm just as helpless as a kitten up a tree so why don't you sod off
15:34Okay
15:36Oh fine throw it in my face
15:40Spike's not a threat anymore. I'll turn my back. He can't hurt me
15:44spike
15:48Spike
15:51William bloody with a chip in his head. I kind of love this town
15:57You know why I really hate you sons
16:02Because i'm a suck up tight ass with no sense of fun
16:05Well
16:07Yeah, that covers a lot of it
16:10Because I could do anything I want instead. I choose to pout and whine you feel the burden of slayerness
16:17I mean I could be rich I could be famous I could have anything
16:25Anyone
16:31Even you spike
16:34I could ride you at a gallop until your legs buckled and your eyes rolled up
16:39I've got muscles you've never even dreamed of I could squeeze you until you pop like warm champagne and you
16:47Beg me to hurt you just a little bit more
16:51And you know why I don't
17:00Because it's wrong
17:04Hmm
17:10I get this chip out. You and me are gonna have a confrontation
17:14Yeah
17:30It's too crowded gotta hold out for a few hours pick up a straggler some drunk
17:37can't be calling attention to
17:40Ourselves
17:42I've been thinking
17:44Hmm
17:46about vampires
17:49This is my place your place
17:53Yes
17:54the sewers
17:57You hide from them crawl about in their filth scavenging like rats
18:05What do you fear
18:08Kill this guy already
18:14You fear the cross the sun fire I know yes
18:29I believe decapitation is a problem as well
18:33You can have the place
18:35I mean, we don't have to stay here anymore. You fear death
18:39Being immortal you fear it more than those to whom it comes naturally
18:44vampires
18:47Are a paradox
18:49Okay
18:51We're a paradox
18:53That's cool
18:54demon in a human body
18:57you walk in both worlds and
18:59belong to neither
19:03I can relate
19:07Come we have a lot to talk about
19:15You
19:19Well, it's awake
19:24Who are you council we're taking you back to the mother country
19:30Seems you've been a naughty girl
19:35Listen to me. You've made a mistake. I am not faith
19:40Faith
19:42I'm buffy summers faith performed some kind of spell. She switched our bodies
19:49Congratulations
19:51No one's ever actually tried that one on me before
19:54You have to find faith
19:56Call giles
19:58You just get him here
20:00Giles doesn't work for the council anymore
20:02For that matter neither does buffy summers
20:07And what you are miss is the package
20:09I deliver the package. I don't much care what's inside
20:15Come on
20:19He may not care but I do the watchers council used to mean something
20:27You perverted it
20:29You're trash we should have killed you while you were asleep
20:39So
20:52I can't believe you've never been here. The ron's is the coolest place in sunnydale
20:58Uh, of course, there's not a lot of competition
21:02I think the vending machine at bergen's came in second. He used to come here a lot. He lived here
21:09me and
21:20I I didn't think she'd be here
21:24Come on watch me
21:28You're nothing but a disappointment
21:32Hey
21:34Um, uh puffy, this is tara hi
21:41So we've never met
21:44Cool just having a thing with names tara was in my wicker group. Uh-huh
21:54So what's up patrolling over
21:59Got tired
22:01You know the whole thing thing. I let off some steam
22:04Good for you. You shouldn't work yourself too hard
22:09That's my philosophy
22:13Anyone want a soda water
22:16So
22:32So you guys been hanging out a lot lately, huh? Yeah, she's um, she's really cool
22:39Oh
22:43So willow's not driving stick anymore
22:47I would have thought
22:49I guess you never really know someone to you've been inside their skin
22:55And ass is out of the picture
22:57Oh
22:59Never seen two people so much in love
23:02She just couldn't get enough of all the hugs
23:06She um
23:08Said he uh, uh
23:12What you're gonna get that sentence out sometime tonight
23:19Puffy guy in the corner
23:25Yeah, good call what vampire
23:33Wicked obvious
23:38So
23:41So I should slay him you want to help yeah, I got it
24:04Hey
24:09Oh
24:23He was so strong, yeah, well he's gone now
24:32Thank you
24:34Oh
24:36Thank you
24:42Yeah, it's cool
24:55Everything poofed
24:57How's well in the world
25:00Tara's not feeling well. I'm gonna walk her home
25:05Yeah
25:07And give her whatever she needs
25:10Are you gonna be in later? Are you going over to riley's?
25:29It's so pleasant to keep you quiet
25:34Oh
25:40How about this i'll be quiet and you can scream
25:47Now you unchain me very slowly and politely or I kill this guy
25:54When we go on a job, we always put our affairs in order first in case of accident
26:05Colleagues, sorry smithy
26:12She's starting to bother me getting her across the border
26:15It's going to be a lot more trouble than it's worth if the council can even get his passage
26:20I'll call them
26:21It's time for a contingency plan
26:34So
26:44Hi, baby
26:56I'm, sorry, you're feeling all blackie
26:59But we'll get together with buffy another time sometime soon, I think you'll really like her
27:09She's not your friend
27:12I may have overestimated the you liking her factor. No. No, I mean, I don't
27:19I I don't think she's
27:22her
27:24You lost me
27:26Well a person's energy has a flow a unity
27:33Buffy's was
27:35was fragmented
27:38It grated like something forced in where it doesn't belong
27:42Plus she was um, she's kind of mean
27:47So you think buffy's not herself like she's been possessed or something
27:54I'm not sure you didn't sense a hyena energy at all. Did you because hyena possession is just
28:01unpleasant
28:05Do you have anything of hers of buffy's uh, oh string
28:13I I think there's a way we can
28:17Hmm
28:22It's a passage to the nether realm
28:25There there's a ritual if you can find buffy there you should be able to see it's still helper
28:36What
28:38Well, the nether realm exists beyond the physical world
28:42accessing it is
28:44It's it's kind of like astral projection. It's very intense
28:50I'd have to be your anchor
28:52Keep you on this plane
28:54I trust you
28:57It's not like anything that we've ever I trust you
29:04You miss me
29:07I did actually everything's okay
29:11Everything is great
29:14about faith
29:15Faith has won a fabulous trip to england and I
29:20Got the consolation prize
29:23Which is you?
29:26So I don't have to worry about faith showing up well, I have to admit I was kind of curious to meet her
29:32I was kind of curious to meet her
29:37Or
29:38Was until about 30 seconds ago
29:41Oh, you wouldn't have liked faith
29:44She's not proper and joyless like a girl should be
29:48She has a tendency to give in to her animal instincts
29:57Doors open
29:59So
30:01So my fantasies don't tend to include a bunch of marines staring in at me. Oh, maybe they could learn something
30:16You're hurt
30:17Uh, um, not that bad. Actually, I guess the uh
30:21Drugs, the professor gave me really did make me stronger. I'm healing pretty quick
30:27Maybe we should take you for a test drive
30:32Wouldn't say no
30:36So
30:38How do you want me
30:42How do I
30:44Yeah, what do you want to do with this body?
30:47What nasty little desire have you been itching to try out?
30:53Am I a bad girl
30:55Do you want to hurt me
30:57Hmm
31:01Who we playing at here
31:05I'm buffy
31:08Okay, then i'll be rightly
31:13Well, if you don't want to play right I don't want to play
31:27So
31:57Through the river in me
32:11Inside the sea
32:27So
32:57So
33:00So
33:27I love you
33:29Oh
33:37Get up
33:39No
33:41No, no get get off. No off me get off me
33:48No, no
33:51No
33:57Buffy what what's wrong?
34:04Who are you what do you want from her?
34:11Should I not
34:14This is meaningless
34:21You're shaking
34:31What happened
34:37Nothing
34:44Nothing
34:51So
34:58I have a gift no man has
35:03No demon has ever had
35:06I know why i'm here
35:09I was created to kill
35:13To extinguish life wherever I find it
35:16And I have accepted that responsibility
35:18Responsibility you have lived in fear and desperation because you didn't have that gift
35:25But it's time to face your fear
35:30Tell us what to do
35:34You are here to be my first
35:38To let them know that i'm coming
35:42We're ready then ask yourself
35:46What is it
35:48More than man more than anything else
35:53What is the thing you fear
36:18You
36:27Hope you left them alive
36:32What boy supposed to be on the mend
36:35So you letting him get much rest
36:37I think maybe you should stay out of other people's lives. We've got a mission here
36:41Back when raleigh could still think for himself. You got a mission
36:46I've been fighting demons since before you could shave. Yeah, you're a killer. I am
36:46Killer I am not a killer
36:52I am the slayer and you don't know the first thing about me. You really care what I think
37:02No
37:05I don't care
37:09God I don't care
37:17Okay
37:23They can't just pass it they've ordered the kill george the place get a guess
37:33She could have killed me she didn't lucky you
37:47Oh
38:01Stop her you punks
38:04So
38:13Okay, i'm good at this
38:34You
38:46Okay, there you go, thank you, you're welcome
38:52You
38:59Giles go don't move
39:03Okay, giles you have to listen to me very carefully
39:09I'm not faith really
39:11Really because the resemblance is striking. I know giles. You just have to
39:16Stop inching you were inching
39:19Look I I know what you're going to say and and uh, i'm buffy
39:23All right. I didn't know what you're going to say, but that doesn't make you any less crazy
39:28Faith switched. I mean she had some device. She switched our bodies
39:36Giles I swear
39:39It's me
39:42Um if if you are buffy then
39:45Uh
39:48Then you'll let me tie you up without killing me, um
39:53until we
39:54Find out whether you're telling the truth
39:57Giles faith has taken my body and for all I know she's taken it to mexico by now. I I don't have time for bondage fun
40:07Ask me a question ask me anything
40:11Who's president we're checking for buffy not a concussion. Oh, yes, right. Um, this is
40:19Giles you turned into a demon and I knew it was you. I mean, can't you just look in my eyes and be all intuitive?
40:28How did I turn into a demon
40:30Oh because uh, ethan rain and and you have a girlfriend named olivia
40:36And you haven't had a job since we blew up the school which is valid lifestyle wise
40:42I mean, it's not like you're a slacker type
40:45but
40:47Oh, oh when I had psychic power. I heard my mom think that you were like a stevedore during sex
40:53What do you want me to continue? Actually, I beg you to stop. What's a stevedore?
40:57All right. Let's um
40:59I need you to explain everything and I will after we get faith
41:04Giles
41:06Will oh my god willow. Wait, you don't understand you're buffy
41:11You and faith switch bodies probably through a draconian catra spell. She understands you better than I do
41:17How did she
41:19tara
41:20Tara, this is buffy only really this time. Hey
41:25Tara's a really powerful witch not really. No, really
41:29She knew right away that you weren't you
41:31So and so we connected with the nether realms to to find out what happened and we conjured this
41:40What is it's a catra
41:43Or the home conjured version it should switch you back if you can get a hold of faith
41:52Oh, thank god
41:56It is
41:58Hello
42:01Do you know where faith is?
42:03Oh, yes, uh buffett here with uh with me. Actually, she she's uh
42:08Oh, all right
42:10Xander there's a report on the television
42:15And barricaded themselves in the church with at least 20 parishioners
42:20one of the few who escaped described the three men as
42:23frighteningly disfigured
42:25Almost inhuman so far one escapee has since died of severe neck wounds
42:32There is no report on the condition of the parishioners still trapped inside
42:36But their assailants have vowed to kill all of them if police attempt to storm the church
42:47It's hard to believe
42:49But
42:51I've been avoiding this place for so many years and it's nothing
42:56It's nuts
42:59It's got the pretty windows
43:02The pillars
43:05Lots of folks to eat
43:10Where's the thing I was so afraid of
43:14You know the lord
43:17He was supposed to be here he gave us this address
43:25Well, we'll just have to start killing off his people see if he shows up
43:38What'd he say he said I should defer command to you
43:42And you hold your men until the reserves arrive this is a military situation what they got bombs in there
43:48Your men are not prepared to deal with them. Just trust me
44:01What
44:04We think there's three
44:07I can do three not alone
44:09Look wait for the troops to get here. They're still mobilizing
44:13How did you respond so fast? I didn't I was just late for church
44:19Like when the troops get here send them in but i'm going I kind of want you risky don't tell me what to do
44:28I'm buffy. I have to do this
44:34I'm going with
44:40You I can't use you
44:45Someone comes out you get him to safety unless they've got fangs
45:03I told the cops
45:05They send anyone in I start the whole massacre thing
45:12Well, my pops
45:14I just come to pray
45:19Now's a good time to start
45:23You're not gonna kill these people
45:29Why not
45:31Because it's wrong
45:35So
45:43You're the slayer the one and only
45:48Me
45:59You people get out of here
46:02We've got to get inside the police are handling this. Uh, just back off right now. Well, we can't we've got it
46:09You don't understand
46:11Listen, you have to come to the area have to get inside
46:15the um
46:17Our families are in there our
46:20mothers and and tiny tiny babies
46:25You think we're afraid of you?
46:28We're not afraid of anything anymore
46:32Then let all these people go and all three of you can take me on
46:37I got a better idea
46:47So
47:17You got your coat hi lady
47:25It's okay myths get yourself out of harm's way wiley, it's me
47:31Never mind how many are in there? Well, who are you?
47:39I have strength you couldn't dream of
47:42Man adam has shown me the way and there is nothing
48:13You can't shut up, do you think i'm afraid of you?
48:25You're nothing
48:29You're disgusting
48:43So
49:04She's gone not a trace
49:08I don't understand. How could she have I mean, how is it possible?
49:15Magic
49:18I think there was something I should have picked up on it. I should have just
49:28I
49:31I
49:33Just
49:45You slept with her
49:54I slept with you
50:03I
50:06Man I like to get my hands on her not in a sex way
50:14I don't think she's coming back. I guess she's had her fun
50:22Yeah
50:33So
51:03So
51:33Arrgh