• 2 months ago
Funny
Transcript
00:00He got married and had a good life.
00:02What about him?
00:03He died suddenly.
00:04What kind of a man was he?
00:06He came from there and built this city.
00:09He went to kill a cow.
00:13He said, I am an animal. I will also die.
00:17A cow is also a human.
00:19You don't say that from me.
00:21Then his uncle went and got a cow.
00:24He also killed the cow.
00:26What kind of a man was the cow?
00:28He said, I don't want to live there. I want to go to Lamak.
00:32Ask him.
00:33Ask him.
00:35He said, I want to go to Lamak.
00:37I said, what will you do there?
00:40He said, I want to go to Wajihal.
00:42I said, I won't remove your head.
00:44He said, go to Wajihal.
00:46I went there.
00:47I heard his voice.
00:49He said, we came for work.
00:51But we didn't come for this work.
00:53We went inside.
00:55In tent.
00:57He said, sit.
00:59The Maulvis came and asked him to wear the Niqab.
01:01I said, wear the Niqab.
01:03He said, I will teach you.
01:05He said, sit and remove your head.
01:07I said, I will teach you.
01:09Remove your head.
01:11Why?
01:13I will give one head to four people and distribute it.
01:22Believe me.
01:24Believe me.
01:26I have seen this for the first time.
01:31Okay.
01:32Sexy Mathematician.
01:33The Maulvis said, remove your head.
01:35I said, I will read the Kalima.
01:37I want to go to Shaka.
01:39The Maulvis said.
01:41The Maulvis said.
01:42If girls come, give them to drink.
01:44My mother doesn't drink.
01:46She said, let it be.
01:48I don't care.
01:50He left his knife in his grandmother's shalwar.
01:52He is talking nonsense.
01:57He is talking about his family.
01:59I have asked you for Rs.8000.
02:01I asked you for Rs.2000.
02:03Listen, you are the owner.
02:05God is my owner.
02:07I have asked for Rs.10000.
02:09How much did you ask?
02:11I asked you to give me Rs.8000.
02:17I don't have a knife.
02:19I don't have money.
02:21I asked for Rs.8000.
02:23I am telling you.
02:25You are also a guest. Give me 8.
02:29Brother, I am telling you, I won't give you a penny and I won't give you a penny.
02:338 is fine.
02:35Stop it.
02:36Listen to me, we are also here.
02:38You do 4 and give me 2.
02:45Brother, why should I do what is not going to happen?
02:47I will give you 2 first and then 6.
02:51Listen to me.
02:52Either give me 6 first and then give me 2.