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Cults are real...this 'mockumentary' isn't. Godfather of Gore movies Herschell Gordon Lewis plays a detective who tells | dG1faGdpWkhrLXE2TG8
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00:00Hi. Hi. Is this the Tabernacle of Wandering Girls? It is. You have to come in.
00:08I'm Amy. Amy, I'm...
00:12One girl, let's call her Amy, got a little too close to exposing the EECOM cult.
00:19Who does she obey? Master EECOMs.
00:24Bob EECOM. Although to his followers, he was known simply as Dr. Smoke.
00:30So, uh, you want to know what Dr. Smoke is?
00:33I want to tell you about humanism.
00:44The world's filled with mice. Don't fall in a trap.
00:47Dr. Smoke, he has all the needs, and he would be the seventh one?
00:55You can have your fun till the day is done. You can pick out one, then another, then some.
01:02Serenity, bliss, and hedonism.
01:06If you want to do whatever you want, whenever you want, well, that's the Dr. Smoke way.
01:17Every day in Africa, like, a lion wakes up, and it has to run.
01:30Because you know what? It's going to get eaten.
01:33So I think that is, like, what all the girls need to do.
01:36You need to realize that every morning you wake up, like, don't sit there.
01:41Like, you have to run so you don't get eaten.