A mockumentary about an aspiring inventor who dreams of winning an annual young inventor award. The only problem is... h | dG1fSzN3VzVVbXFVRE0
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00:00My name is Vincent Dooley, I'm 25 years old, and I'm an inventor.
00:07My name is Martin Wooderson, I'm 25 years old, and I'm an inventor.
00:14Martin Wooderson, he's won the Eddie record six times, and here they are, my six Eddies.
00:19I've tried to win an Eddie for as long as I can remember, but every single year, I have lost.
00:26I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
00:30Losing for so long has just made me stronger.
00:33What you are about to see is a man soar into the heavens like the great, majestic, giant, winged falcon.
00:40Ah! Ah! Gunter! Ah! A spark got in my boot! There's a spark in my boot! Get it! Ah! Ah! I can feel it burning! Get it!
00:47The super suit. Do it, Gunter!
00:49A teleportation machine. I'm going to go ahead and step in.
00:58I should be materializing on the other pod. Can you see me?
01:02No.
01:03I should be coming through, bit by bit. Can you see me now?
01:07No.
01:09Yep.
01:17Oh, I'm not doing that on my stomach!
01:20I definitely consider myself to be a bit of a misunderstood genius.
01:23Then you have guys like Martin Wooderson. Martin Wooderson has had everything handed to him.
01:28He has the same dreams that I have, he has the same goals that I have, but he's achieving those dreams.
01:34Martin Wooderson is reaching those goals.
01:36This ain't the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. Well, this just in, I got 20-20 vision.
01:40I'm not afraid to gouge one of my baby blues right out of my face.
01:43Anton, do you ever just get naked and run around this place at night, you know, and just be free?
01:49Again, no.
01:52I've asked you that before?
01:53Yes.
01:54You think I need some makeup, you know, for the camera?
01:57There's some in the trailer, you know, my wife, she works for Avon.
02:00I'm Bill Dooley. I'm Vincent's father.
02:05This is my mom, Nancy, and this is my stepfather, Esvaldo.
02:10As you can see, Esvaldo is Native American.
02:13Now, Esvaldo, it's true, you're the third most powerful shaman in the tri-state area, is that correct?
02:19No.
02:21Oh, yeah, second most powerful.
02:24I also have this little doozy.
02:27One part bracelet, one part macelet, nah, nope.
02:32I'm gonna take it again.
02:33One part bracelet, one part macelet, one part mace!
02:35One part, one part bracelet, one part macelet, one part mace!
02:40One part bracelet, one part mace.
02:44One part bracelet, one part macelet.
02:48One part bracelet, one part macelet.
02:51One part bracelet, one part mace.
02:55I call it the macelet.
03:01Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck!