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00:00Welcome to Big Deal!
00:04The jokes so big, your earthly weapons are useless here!
00:08Tonight, a man takes a few of his favorite things
00:12and plays tic-tac-toe with them!
00:16He raised him, he fed him, he freed him!
00:20But can he pick him out of a crowd?
00:23And the Fat Lady sings!
00:27And now, go-cat-go, it's Marc DiCarlo!
00:48Welcome back!
00:51Welcome back, it's that time again!
00:53It's Sunday, it's time to have a little fun.
00:55Welcome to Big Deal, I'm your host, Marc DiCarlo.
00:57Man, what a good sounding audience we have tonight!
01:03But before we start, we must pay a little homage
01:06to the biggest, baddest band in the land,
01:09Big Bad Voodoo Daddy!
01:16And our lovely and talented Big Deal dancers,
01:19Lindsay, Robin, and Joey!
01:23Give them a hand, folks!
01:29That's right.
01:32If I'm not mistaken, that music can mean only one thing.
01:35You know, they say nothing is over
01:37until the Fat Lady sings.
01:39Well, here on the Big Deal, we do everything fast-ackwards
01:41here on the Ox Network.
01:43So please, we're gonna start that way!
01:45Welcome our very own Fat Lady, ladies and gentlemen!
01:54There you go!
02:03Thank you so very much!
02:05And I need someone who's got a good ear for music.
02:08Who knows music? Who understands music?
02:11Who likes music?
02:13You, sir, in the crazy shirt. Come here.
02:15Yes, what is your name? Come here.
02:17What is your name?
02:18I'm Tony.
02:19Tony! Good to see you.
02:20You know music? You understand music?
02:22I'm gonna give you $100 and,
02:24fresh off the presses, a copy of the Big Bad Deedy Daddy CD.
02:28And all you gotta do is guess the name of the song.
02:30Very simple.
02:31Of course, the Fat Lady's going to sing it.
02:33And you get three seconds after she's done to tell me what it is.
02:36Big Bad, Big Bad Big Deal Baby,
02:39will you please sing the song for us?
02:42Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
02:47You can dance, you can dance
02:51Having the time of your life
02:54Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
03:02See that girl? Watch that scene?
03:08What's the song, Tony?
03:10No help? No help? What's the song?
03:11100 bucks and a big bad voodoo daddy CD?
03:15What's behind curtain number one?
03:16You get nothing.
03:17What you gonna be?
03:18Three seconds, unit out.
03:20One. The Godfather.
03:21Get out of here!
03:23Yes, come here. What is it?
03:25The Dancing Queen?
03:26It is Dancing Queen. There you go.
03:29There's a CD.
03:30Thank you, Big Deal Diva.
03:33Give her a hand.
03:41Don't worry, our Big Deal Diva will be back later on.
03:44Give her a big hand. Bye bye, Big Deal Diva.
03:49All right. Now I need someone who is not afraid of heights.
03:54Someone who is not afraid of heights.
03:57They're all scary.
03:59You're a mountain climber, dude.
04:00You, miss. Come here. What is your name?
04:02Kelly.
04:03Kelly, come out now. Are you here by yourself, Kelly?
04:05No, I have my husband.
04:06Get out! Where's your husband?
04:07He's right there.
04:08What is your name, sir?
04:09What's your name?
04:10Dale.
04:11Dale, come on out here.
04:12Dale and Kelly, how long you two been married?
04:14Eight years.
04:15About a half.
04:16And you're not afraid of heights or anything?
04:17No.
04:18No, no, no.
04:19All right. Well, I'll tell you what.
04:20I'm going to give you a chance to win a little bit of money.
04:21Kelly, you sit down.
04:22Dale, you're going to come with me.
04:24See this apparatus down here?
04:25You sure you're not afraid of heights?
04:27Not yet.
04:31Line up the ladder.
04:32All right, we want you to snap yourself in there.
04:35Thank you for my smock, Robin.
04:36You're probably wondering, Dale, why I'm putting on this smock.
04:39Okay, Dale, here's the deal.
04:40I will give you $100 if you can take one of those balloons
04:43that are filled with paint
04:45and whip it and hit this big gray square.
04:48You can hit the square with a balloon.
04:50I give you $100.
04:51Sounds simple, doesn't it?
04:52Any square?
04:53Just whip it.
04:54Any square.
04:55Just throw it hard.
04:56There you go.
04:57That's beautiful.
04:59All right, you got $100.
05:00That was a center square hit.
05:02Okay, we're calling that a center square.
05:03That counts?
05:04That counts as a center square.
05:05You've got four more to make a tic-tac-toe.
05:07You're only 10 feet away.
05:08I bet you can do it.
05:09Go ahead.
05:10All right, there's one.
05:13You've got $200.
05:14You want to go for that corner there?
05:17Very nice!
05:19Come on down.
05:20That's $300.
05:22All right.
05:26There you go.
05:28You need to stop.
05:31I'm going to go ahead and whip it on my smock.
05:33All right, he's got $300.
05:35You like that $300?
05:36Yes, I do.
05:37I'll tell you what.
05:38I will give you a chance to win something a lot better.
05:40If you want to give me back that $300, you'll have a chance to win this.
05:43Kramer, tell them what it is.
05:45It's a trip to Amsterdam!
05:48Experience old-world luxury at the four-star Ryan Memphis Hotel.
05:53It's your exclusive getaway in the fashionable, historic heart of Amsterdam,
05:57the Memphis Hotel.
05:59And you'll get that touch of Dutch service on Martin Air's round-trip airfare for two to Amsterdam.
06:04Martin Air Holland, the other Dutch airline.
06:07This trip is worth $3,519.
06:11That sounds great.
06:13I'll give you a chance.
06:14Okay.
06:15If you want.
06:16I'll give you a chance.
06:17It's a $3,000 trip to Amsterdam.
06:18God knows you can have a lot of fun there.
06:19But you've got to trade me that $300.
06:21And all you have to do is play one more game of tic-tac-toe.
06:24That sounds pretty simple, doesn't it?
06:25Simple.
06:26The tic-tac-toe board we have for you is a tic-tac-toe board that is outside.
06:31Sandy, can you turn on that outdoor camera?
06:33That's a lot bigger than this.
06:34This is 24 by 24 feet big.
06:37And it's that big because you're not going to be throwing stuff off a ladder.
06:41You'll be dropping it off this 150-foot crane.
06:52All right.
06:53Hold on.
06:54And you're not going to be dropping balloons.
06:57You're going to be dropping stuff.
06:59Off that 150-foot crane, you're going to be dropping those household items.
07:03And if you can make a tic-tac-toe with those household items, you get that trip to Amsterdam.
07:08My golf clubs.
07:09Your golf clubs.
07:10Do you recognize that stuff?
07:11That stuff looks familiar.
07:13Yeah.
07:14Who is that?
07:15Wait a minute.
07:16Who is that?
07:17That would be Kelly.
07:18That's your wife, Kelly.
07:19What is she doing out there?
07:20Do you recognize that stuff?
07:21She's looking at all our household belongings.
07:23Actually, yeah.
07:24We contacted Kelly earlier in the week, and that's some of the stuff she's tired of having
07:27laying around the house.
07:28All you've got to do, Dale, here's the thing.
07:31You give me back that $300, you have a chance to win that trip.
07:33But to win the trip, you've got to go up 150 feet in the air on that crane, drop your stuff
07:39off the crane, onto the big board, and you've got to get a tic-tac-toe.
07:43If you do, not only will we give you the trip, but we'll replace all the stuff you're going
07:47to trash.
07:48If you don't.
07:52If you don't.
07:53If you don't.
07:58If you don't make the tic-tac-toe, you're going to be watching TV through a telescope
08:01in your neighborhood.
08:02You can either keep the $300 or go for the trip.
08:04What do you say, Dale?
08:10He is going to do it!
08:15All right, Robin and Lindsay, come out.
08:17Robin and Lindsay are going to take you outside.
08:19They're going to get you ready to go up on the crane.
08:21Give them a hand, folks.
08:24We'll see you up there.
08:26Way up there.
08:27Hey, Kramer, what's next?
08:29Well, coming up, Dale's going to drop all of his own stuff from 150 feet in the air.
08:35And we witness a mother betray her own son.
08:39Stick around.
08:52Hey, welcome back to Big Deal.
08:57Thanks for joining us.
08:58Is there Nick Kettering here?
09:00Nick, give Nick Kettering a hand.
09:02You brought your mom with you, too, didn't you?
09:04Yeah.
09:05How are you, Nick?
09:07Where's your mom?
09:08Right here.
09:09Hey, Mrs. Kettering, what's your name?
09:11Mary.
09:12Mary, good to have you here.
09:13What's with the hat there, Nick?
09:15You're on TV.
09:16You're already cool.
09:17Take it off.
09:18There you go.
09:19Okay, just put it down on your chair.
09:20All right, Nick.
09:21Well, you know what?
09:22Your mom loves you, and she brought you down here for a chance to win a fabulous prize.
09:25Hey, Kramer, tell Nick what he might win.
09:27Hey, Nick, check out this new stereo.
09:30The amazingly compact profile of the Beosound 2000 gives you the freedom of placing the system
09:35anywhere you need music, from Bang & Olufsen of America.
09:38And an assortment of CDs, including She's the One soundtrack, Tom Petty's new album featuring
09:44Walls, plus Alanis Morissette.
09:45Neil Young and more.
09:46It's a prize package worth $2,750.
09:47Not a bad prize, huh?
09:48All right, here's the deal.
09:49We've enlisted your mom's help, and also the help of a very, very special friend of yours.
09:50Mom, you want to tell us who that is?
09:51Rex?
09:52Rex.
09:53Who's Rex?
09:54My dog.
09:55And how long have you had Rex?
09:56I don't know.
09:57How long have you had Rex?
09:58I don't know.
09:59How long have you had Rex?
10:00I don't know.
10:01How long have you had Rex?
10:02I don't know.
10:03How long have you had Rex?
10:04I don't know.
10:05How long have you had Rex?
10:06I don't know.
10:07How long have you had Rex?
10:08I don't know.
10:10How long have you had Rex?
10:11I don't know.
10:12How long have you had Rex?
10:13I don't know.
10:14How long have you had Rex?
10:15I don't know.
10:16How long have you had Rex?
10:17I don't know.
10:18How long have you had Rex?
10:19I don't know.
10:20How long have you had Rex?
10:21I don't know.
10:22How long have you had Rex?
10:23I don't know.
10:24How long have you had Rex?
10:25I don't know.
10:26How long have you had Rex?
10:27I don't know.
10:28How long have you had Rex?
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10:30How long have you had Rex?
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10:32How long have you had Rex?
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10:34How long have you had Rex?
10:35I don't know.
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10:38How long have you had Rex?
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10:41I don't know.
10:42How long have you had Rex?
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10:44How long have you had Rex?
10:45I don't know.
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11:00How long have you had Rex?
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12:45I don't know.
12:46How long have you had Rex?
12:47I don't know.
12:48How long have you had Rex?
12:49I don't know.
12:50How long have you had Rex?
12:51I don't know.
12:52You've got yours and two incredible look-a-likes, all right?
12:55All right.
12:56Tell you what, if you want to stop now, I'll give you what's behind the curtain.
13:02What's it going to be, Nick?
13:03I'm going to kick.
13:04He's going to go for the dogs.
13:05Let's see what you turned down behind the curtain.
13:07What's back there?
13:08It's your dog's hair.
13:10That's right.
13:11We turned the hair we shaved off your best friend into a lovely chaps best combo.
13:18You two look so cute sauntering down the street together from the Rex collection.
13:23You've heard of mohair of the three stooges.
13:26That's dog hair.
13:27That's Rex hair.
13:28Okay.
13:29We've got three dogs here.
13:30Eliminate another dog that is not your dog.
13:32One.
13:33Dog number one.
13:34Is that Rex?
13:35Robin?
13:36Spot.
13:37That is not.
13:38Congratulations.
13:41All right.
13:42We're getting down to nitty-gritty now.
13:43We're down to two dogs.
13:44Rex and an incredible facsimile.
13:46Perhaps a faux Rex is what we'll call him right now.
13:49I'll give you 200 bucks if you stop right now.
13:51No.
13:52200 bucks.
13:53No.
13:54400 bucks.
13:55I don't think so.
13:56400 bucks.
13:57No.
13:58$700 to walk away from this deal right now.
13:59You put your cool guy hat on.
14:00Game over.
14:03700 bucks.
14:06I'll pick the dog.
14:07All right.
14:08Moment of truth is here, Nick.
14:09Tell me which one of those dogs is, is, is Rex.
14:13Where's Rex?
14:14Number two or number four?
14:15Number two.
14:16He says it's number two.
14:18Let's pull that down.
14:19It's Rex.
14:22Congratulations.
14:23You get that fabulous stereo.
14:24You get the CDs.
14:26You might not have a chance at the big deal later on, but right now, you go on down there
14:30and give your poochie a little peck on the head.
14:32There he goes.
14:33Give him a hand, folks.
14:37All right.
14:39I am looking for a couple who needs to take a break.
14:43Who needs to get out of L.A.?
14:44Who needs to leave town?
14:46I need a couple.
14:47You got to be over 21.
14:49You got to be over 21.
14:50Who, who, who?
14:52You, sir.
14:53Come here.
14:54What is your name?
14:55You, right here.
14:56Big green shirt.
14:57What is your name?
14:58Orion.
14:59Orion?
15:00Come over here, Orion.
15:01Who's that with you?
15:02That's my fiance, Nicky Gayroot.
15:03Nicky.
15:04You're Nicky, and you are?
15:05Orion.
15:06Orion?
15:07All right.
15:08I got two tickets for Las Vegas, Nevada, right here.
15:09All right.
15:12Yeah, well, there's a catch.
15:13Right, Kramer?
15:14They're going to be going on a road trip to Vegas.
15:17Three days and two nights at Valley's Las Vegas, located in the heart of the Las Vegas Strip,
15:22featuring nine first-class restaurants, two main showrooms, and a state-of-the-art health spa,
15:26all from Valley's Resort.
15:28And we're throwing in 300 bucks to have fun with.
15:30It's worth $1,050.
15:33Not bad.
15:34No.
15:35Not bad.
15:36So here's the deal.
15:37There are the tickets to Vegas.
15:39There's 300 bucks.
15:40I don't know what you need cash in Vegas for.
15:42There's only one catch.
15:43You've got to leave now.
15:45You cannot go home.
15:46You cannot pass Go.
15:47You cannot collect $200.
15:48What do you say?
15:49Go.
15:50Do it.
15:51Don't go if you don't want to, but you've got to go now.
15:52Go.
15:53Do it.
15:54We're going.
15:55They're going.
15:56All right.
15:57There you go.
15:58Do it.
15:59That's a special added bonus, because you are getting married and stuff.
16:01We're giving you tickets.
16:02We're giving you cash.
16:03I'm also going to give you two front row tickets to one of the hottest gigs in town, headlining at ballets.
16:10Right now, tonight, is Mr. Louis Anderson.
16:13He's waiting outside for you in a limousine.
16:14He's going to escort you to the airport and to Vegas.
16:17Give them a hand, folks.
16:18Go on down there.
16:20Have a great time.
16:22Send us a postcard.
16:23You can take your purse with you.
16:24You can take your purse, but that's it.
16:26Yeah.
16:27Bye-bye.
16:28Have a good time.
16:34Oh, my.
16:38That's the entertainment capital of the world, Las Vegas.
16:40You've got to give them tickets to a show.
16:42All right.
16:43Let's see how Dale is doing out in the parking lot here.
16:45Dale.
16:46So, Mark, you coming up with me?
16:48No, no, no, no, no.
16:51Okay.
16:52Let's do it.
16:54All right.
16:55Well, hang tight.
16:56We'll be back right after this.
16:57What else is coming up, Kramer?
16:58It looks like Dale is going to toss his personal belongings off that crane
17:02and we'll play the biggest shell game ever.
17:05Don't anybody move.
17:08Hey, do I get any cash for this?
17:10Is there any money for me?
17:12They've got some money.
17:13I'm just wondering for a, you know, a stipend, a buck,
17:17a couple of sandwiches for the road?
17:20Anything?
17:21Bye, Dale.
17:23Welcome back.
17:25Welcome back to The Big Deal, man.
17:27We have a good-looking.
17:28You know, you look kind of thirsty, sir.
17:30Here's 50 bucks.
17:31Will you go get yourself a drink?
17:33Go on.
17:34I actually just would like to sit down.
17:36I'm kind of tired.
17:38Oh, it's good.
17:39It's good when you have money in your pocket.
17:42Are you enjoying the show?
17:44Yes, I am.
17:45We're having a great time.
17:47Oh, it's good when you have money in your pocket.
17:50Are you enjoying the show?
17:51Yes, I am.
17:52What's your name?
17:53Stacy.
17:54Stacy, it's good to have you here.
17:55Are you a pretty observant person?
17:56Yes.
17:57Swear?
17:58Yes.
17:59Close your eyes.
18:00Keep them closed.
18:01What color shirt am I wearing?
18:03Gray.
18:04Gray.
18:05There you go.
18:06Very good.
18:07I'll give you 20 bucks.
18:09All right.
18:10You have to trust me, man.
18:13All right.
18:14There's 20 bucks.
18:15Close your eyes.
18:16What color shirt?
18:17This is for another 20 bucks.
18:18Are you wearing?
18:19Black and white stripe.
18:21Uh-huh.
18:22You're right.
18:23There's another 20.
18:24Keep your eyes closed.
18:25Eyes closed.
18:26Eyes closed.
18:27Don't turn around.
18:28Don't turn around.
18:29The guy right behind you, you've been sitting here the whole show, right?
18:32Yes.
18:33Talking to people, having a great time?
18:34Yes.
18:35So you must know all your neighbors here.
18:36The guy behind you, is he wearing glasses or not?
18:38Yes.
18:39You're right.
18:40He is wearing glasses.
18:41Turn around and look.
18:44There's another 20 bucks.
18:46I'm going to try and stop you here.
18:48This guy behind you here with the glasses, do you think he's got a fish in his pants?
18:53No.
18:55No.
18:56Do you have a fish in your pants, sir?
18:57No, I don't.
18:59Okay.
19:00There's 20 bucks.
19:01All right.
19:02Does he have a chicken in his pants?
19:05No.
19:06Okay.
19:07Do you have a chicken in your pants, sir?
19:08Yeah!
19:09Yeah!
19:10Chicken!
19:12Yeah!
19:13Chicken!
19:14Yeah!
19:15So you're not that observant.
19:16You thought you were observant, you're not that observant.
19:19How much money did you win there?
19:20$80.
19:21$80?
19:22That's pretty good.
19:23Would you consider trading that $80 for a chance to win $2,500?
19:27Yes!
19:29Yes!
19:30Give it up.
19:31Give it up.
19:32All right.
19:33You gave me back the $80, that's mine.
19:34Now you're going to have a chance to win $2,500.
19:36Remember that guy that was sitting here?
19:38Yes.
19:39Before I gave him the money to go.
19:41Any characteristics about him you remember?
19:43Do you remember anything strange about him?
19:46He had a Shriner's hat on.
19:48He did have a Shriner's hat on.
19:49That's very, very good.
19:50They call it a fez.
19:52And all Shriners wear fezes.
19:53I don't know why.
19:54I'm sure there's some deep, deep dark secret.
19:56Now I will give you that $2,500 if you can find that guy and make him take off his hat.
20:01Fair enough?
20:02In here?
20:03In here.
20:04He's in the studio somewhere.
20:05He's wearing a big red hat.
20:07Okay.
20:08Okay.
20:09All right.
20:10Come here, Stacy.
20:11Open the curtain there, Sandy.
20:12All you have to do is come on down here with me.
20:16Well, Sandy, I can tell you he'd be the only guy here in the studio with a big red hat.
20:20It's a big studio.
20:21We need a lot of big red hats.
20:24Hey, it's Shriners.
20:27Right here.
20:30Oh, this reminds me of a bachelor party.
20:33Hey, guys.
20:34How are you?
20:35Good.
20:36Is there an official Shriner greeting you can give us?
20:40Hey.
20:41All right.
20:42Here's the deal, Stacy.
20:43We have 50 Shriners here, as you can see.
20:46One of these Shriners has $2,500 under his hat.
20:49All you've got to do is pick out the Shriner that was sitting next to you, put him right here.
20:53You win the $2,500.
20:54Put him like where?
20:55You just bring him out.
20:56You go in there and you pick him.
20:57And because I like you, I'm going to let you pick three Shriners.
21:00Three.
21:01Three.
21:02We're going to give you 60 seconds.
21:03Are you ready?
21:04Yes.
21:05All right.
21:06Can we see a little Shriner picking music, please?
21:07Go.
21:08Now, you want to get the guy that was sitting next to you.
21:11All right.
21:12There's one Shriner.
21:13Right here.
21:14Stand right there.
21:15There's the second Shriner.
21:16There you go.
21:17Stand at the end of the line there.
21:18All right.
21:19You stand right in the middle of him, sir.
21:20Right in the middle.
21:21There you go.
21:22Okay.
21:23Here you go.
21:25So, you picked your three Shriners.
21:28You're pretty sure one of those three Shriners is the guy that was sitting next to you, right?
21:40Yes.
21:41Okay.
21:42Well, there's only one way to find out.
21:43We're going to have them show you what's under their hat.
21:46Shriner number one.
21:48And on Fez, and Fez up!
21:51Oh, no, that's not $2,500, it's a little fishy.
21:56It's a Shriner fishy.
21:58All right, you didn't get that one right.
22:00Now you've got two Shriners left.
22:02Are you still pretty confident you got the one that's $2,500?
22:04Yes.
22:05Because if you're not, I'll give you a chance to trade the opportunity for what's behind the curtain.
22:09I'll give you the curtain, or you can continue the game.
22:13You should. Just keep going.
22:18Keep going.
22:19She's got to keep going. Let's see what you turn down behind the curtain there.
22:22It's a new car!
22:25That's right.
22:27You would have looked so hot hanging out in this little Shriner mobile.
22:31Unfortunately, no one else would have been able to fit with you.
22:34But, hey, beauty has its price, doesn't it, Mark?
22:37It sure does. It gets 15 miles to the whoopee cushion, that car.
22:41All right, you've got two Shriners left.
22:43Sir, why don't you go back and join your brothers in Shrinerhood there.
22:46Stacey, you've got two guys left.
22:48One of these guys you said is the Shriner that was sitting next to you.
22:51Shriner number two, hands on Fez.
22:54Fez up!
22:56Oh, it's plastic lettuce.
23:01That's not good.
23:02No, it is not good.
23:03Thank you very much, sir. You may go join your Shriner brothers.
23:06We only have one Shriner left here.
23:08You thought you had the Shriner.
23:10This could be the guy that was sitting next to you.
23:12You can keep going or you can trade for what's on the screen.
23:15Stace, what do you say?
23:17$2,500 under the hat or what's on the screen?
23:20What's on the screen.
23:22Let's show what you gave up.
23:23Shriner number three, hands on Fez.
23:26Fez up!
23:28$100.
23:30$100, which means you did not get the Shriner with the $2,500.
23:35Where's the guy with the $2,500? Where are you?
23:37There he is. See, it's all lit up, Stace.
23:40They look nothing alike. What are you talking about?
23:45Okay. Well, you did take the screen.
23:47Let's see what you won up there, Kramer.
23:49It's a cell phone.
23:51Motorola's Microtech Ultralight Phone.
23:55A portable cellular phone that provides exceptional communications at your fingertips.
23:59World-class quality from Motorola.
24:01It's worth $1,095.
24:04You didn't win the $2,500, Stace, but a cellular phone is nice, right?
24:07No more pay phones for you. You are now a cell user.
24:10Give her a big hand, folks.
24:12Congratulations, Stace.
24:14Later on, you might come back on the show and have a chance at the big deal.
24:17But until then, hang out with your new buddies, the Shriners.
24:20Thanks, guys. We appreciate your help and your honor.
24:22We've made a donation to the Shriners Hospital for Children.
24:24Thank you very much for being here.
24:29That music can mean only one thing.
24:31She is back. Ladies and gentlemen, the big deal.
24:35Diva retires.
24:49Just doing that exhausted her.
24:51All right, who wants to go against the diva?
24:53Who knows music?
24:54Who knows music?
24:56Somebody, you know music, miss? You come right here.
24:58You come right here. What is your name?
25:00Miss Robin. You know music, Robin?
25:02Okay, she's going to sing a song.
25:04I'm going to give you three seconds to tell me the name of that song.
25:06If you do it, I will give you a Big Bad Voodoo Daddy CD and $200.
25:14All right, sing it, diva.
25:17I like big butts and I can't deny.
25:23You other brothers can't deny.
25:25When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
25:27and a roundy in your face, you get sprung.
25:30Oh baby, my homeboys try to warn me
25:34but the butt you got makes me so happy.
25:43That's a big singer.
25:48Is that I like big butts?
25:50That is not I like big butts.
25:52I'm sorry, you must sit down.
25:54Yes, ma'am, come here.
25:56What is it? What is that song?
25:57Baby Got Back.
25:58It is Baby Got Back.
26:00There you go. There's your CD. There's your money.
26:02Thank you, big deal, diva.
26:04Hopefully, we'll see you again.
26:05Right now, let's see how Dale is doing out in the parking lot there.
26:08Hey, Dale, you have any second thoughts up there?
26:11Oh, it's a nice view up here.
26:14I feel a little nervous.
26:15Oh, you're very, very high.
26:19All right, don't move. We'll be right back to you.
26:21When we get back, we'll watch Dale break all his stuff
26:24and get a chance to win that fabulous trip to Amsterdam
26:27and we'll turn a couple of guys here into easy riders.
26:32In the meantime, pick up your fez and party with us.
26:48Tonight on News 4 Texas at 10,
26:50an emotional moment for Rangers legend Nolan Ryan.
26:55All right, the time has finally come.
27:03He's 150 feet in the air.
27:05Hey, Dale.
27:06Yes.
27:07I got Kelly here. Come on in here, Kelly.
27:09Do you have any last minute instructions for him, Kel?
27:11I love you.
27:12Oh, I love you, too, sweetie.
27:14I hope you're not mad.
27:16We'll talk about it later.
27:18I need something big.
27:21Kelly brought down ten of your items from home.
27:24What five did you select to play tic-tac-toe with, Dale?
27:28I think I'm going to start with my VCR here.
27:31Okay.
27:32I have that.
27:33What else?
27:34I have a nice color TV.
27:36Color TV.
27:37Stereo cassette CD player.
27:41Right.
27:42That'll break up real good, then.
27:43And what else? You got golf clubs?
27:45Yeah, I got my golf clubs up here.
27:47Okay.
27:48And my bike, my Strand Cruiser.
27:50All right.
27:51You got bike, clubs, TV, stereo, and the VCR.
27:55Now, you know the deal.
27:56If you can make tic-tac-toe with any three of those five belongings,
27:59in any direction, vertical, across, horizontal, whatever,
28:02you not only win the trip, but will replace the stuff that you trash.
28:06Woo!
28:07Dropping it all the way down there.
28:08All right, Dale.
28:11Ready?
28:12Okay.
28:13Cross it.
28:18There you go!
28:23Nice job.
28:24All right, you got that X there, Dale.
28:25What's next?
28:26I'm going to go for the TV.
28:28Okay.
28:29Just think of all the fine programs you've watched on that TV.
28:32This is an emotional moment for a guy dumping a TV, isn't it?
28:35Yeah.
28:36All right, are you ready?
28:37I'm ready, buddy.
28:38Are you ready?
28:40Be sure and aim before you drop.
28:42Oh, yeah, like this is easy to hold out here.
28:46There it goes!
28:47There it goes!
28:58Excellent, Dale.
29:03Hey, Dale.
29:04Dale, you have not been practicing with a crane at home, have you?
29:07Get ready for this.
29:09If you don't think you can finish, if you think you've just been lucky,
29:12you can stop now, and I'll give you whatever is behind the doors here in the studio.
29:18You're two for two.
29:22What do you think?
29:24You're going to keep going or you want the doors?
29:26You need to ask Kelly that one.
29:28Should he keep going or go for the doors?
29:30I want you to throw.
29:31All right.
29:32Can you do it?
29:33I'm going to throw.
29:34He's throwing.
29:35He's throwing.
29:36Before you throw, let's see what you gave up behind the doors here.
29:39Sandy, open those doors, will you?
29:41It's a piece of modern art.
29:44Do you recognize it, Dale?
29:45Well, you should because you just made it about 15 minutes ago.
29:49It would have looked great in the corner of your closet.
29:51Oh, unless you're famous, it's not worth anything.
29:54Oh.
29:55Well, continue with the game.
29:56What's next?
29:57I think I'm going to go with the golf clubs.
30:00You've got to be happy about that.
30:03That will keep you home more, sweetie.
30:05All right.
30:06For the tic-tac-toe, he's aiming for that corner square.
30:09Let her rip, Dale.
30:11All right, my friend.
30:16Three points.
30:17Congratulations!
30:19Yes!
30:20Yes!
30:26That's great.
30:31Congratulations, Dale.
30:32You got that trip to Amsterdam.
30:35Thanks.
30:38Tell you what, Dale.
30:39Dale, you've already won the trip to Amsterdam.
30:42It's a done deal.
30:43Kelly, you're happy about that, I bet.
30:44I'm very happy.
30:45Very happy.
30:46We're going to replace all your stuff just for fun, just because we're on TV.
30:50I'll give you 500 bucks if you can hit the center square with whatever you have left.
30:55500 bucks, you take it to Amsterdam, buy yourself some coffee in one of those coffee houses with it.
31:01All right, what are you going to throw?
31:02I think I'm going to go for the bike.
31:04He's going for the bike.
31:06I think he wants a new bike.
31:07Stereo.
31:09No, go for whatever you feel comfortable with, babe.
31:12Don't forget, we'll replace whatever you throw.
31:13Okay, I'll throw the stereo.
31:18I'll tell you what, Dale.
31:19Yeah.
31:20Dale.
31:21Yeah.
31:22Dale.
31:23Yes.
31:24Throw them both.
31:25You want me to throw them both?
31:26Throw them both.
31:27At the same time?
31:28Yeah.
31:29500 bucks if you hit the center square with either one of them.
31:32Can you do it?
31:33Not at the same time.
31:34Yes, I can do it.
31:35All right.
31:36All right, I'm going to go with the stereo first, but I'll pitch them both for you in
31:40the center square, my friend.
31:41All right.
31:42You get them both in the center square, I'll give you 1,000 bucks.
31:48This is getting better.
31:52Okay.
31:54Are we ready?
31:56Maybe.
31:57Oh, I think he's got it.
31:58Yeah.
32:01Come on, buddy.
32:02Four out of four.
32:05Congratulations, Dale.
32:09Okay.
32:10All right, that was great, Dale.
32:12Thanks very much.
32:13Are you going to throw the bike?
32:14Yeah, I'm going for 1,000 bucks.
32:16All right, go for it.
32:18You got to hit that center square.
32:19Hit the center square with the bike, you get another 500 bucks, Dale.
32:22I'll put a tire in each of them.
32:23How's that?
32:24Oh, now he's getting cocky.
32:26Do it.
32:28All right, here we go.
32:31Go.
32:38Five out of five.
32:39Five out of five.
32:40You're the best, Dale.
32:41Congratulations.
32:42Give a big round of applause.
32:44And stick around because we might see you later on at Big Deal Time.
32:47Thank you very much, Dale.
32:51That was amazing.
32:53I'm looking for two guys who have always wanted to feel the wind.
33:00Two closet bikers.
33:01That's what I'm looking for.
33:03No, you're not a closet biker.
33:04You're not a closet biker.
33:06You, sir, you look like a biker.
33:07Come here, sir.
33:08What is your name?
33:09What is your name?
33:10My name's Denny.
33:11Denny, do you own a motorcycle?
33:13No.
33:14What makes you think you would be a good biker dude?
33:16Because I'm good looking.
33:20Yeah, and God knows we've never seen an ugly biker.
33:22All right, I need one more.
33:23One more biker dude.
33:25Good guy, come here.
33:26Step over there, Denny.
33:29Hey.
33:31What is your name, sir?
33:32Do you own a motorcycle?
33:33No, I don't.
33:34Have you always wanted to?
33:35Yes.
33:36Why?
33:37Because it's me.
33:38Because it's you?
33:39Yeah, this is pretty much a biker outfit.
33:40All right.
33:42Here's the deal, guys.
33:43You two wannabe bikers, your closet bikers,
33:45we are going to give you the chance to live out your dreams.
33:49All right.
33:50But you've got to compete against each other.
33:52There's only one dream available.
33:54And whoever wins, whoever wins the competition,
33:57we're competing for a really great prize.
33:59What is that prize, Kramer?
34:01It's a brand new motorcycle.
34:05This beautiful bike from Bill Bartels Harley-Davidson
34:08is a 1997 XL 1200 S Sportster.
34:12You won't believe how good it feels to ride a hog.
34:15This bike is worth $9,230.
34:21Boy, that's a nice hog, isn't it?
34:23Since you're novices, we've got someone to train you guys how to ride.
34:26Guys, come on out here.
34:27We've got this reveal.
34:29Fight boys, and they're going to break you boys in.
34:31Go on down there.
34:35Big boy.
34:42We'll be right back with lots of cool stuff.
34:45Right, Kramer?
34:46You bet.
34:47Coming up, we'll watch two brand new burly bikers
34:50race each other for a brand new Harley.
34:53Don't go away.
35:05Oh, we're back.
35:08Remember earlier in the show,
35:09we sent those two guys who wanted to be bikers,
35:11they were biker wannabes, like half the people in this city.
35:13We've actually given them some training,
35:15and now it's time to see who is the better biker.
35:18Let's take a look.
35:19Open them doors, Sandy.
35:21Good to see you again, boys.
35:22Man, you're looking tough.
35:24Hope those guys didn't give you too big of a working over.
35:26Now, as you recall, I was a little nervous
35:28about just sending you out on the big bike there
35:31because you could hurt yourself.
35:32Although, we still are going to give that beautiful Harley
35:36to whichever one of you guys wins.
35:38So, let's go.
35:39Let's go.
35:40Let's go.
35:41Let's go.
35:42Let's go.
35:43Let's go.
35:44Let's go.
35:45Let's go.
35:46Let's go.
35:47Let's go.
35:48Let's go.
35:49To whichever one of you guys is the better biker...
35:51Are you still over there, Robin?
35:52Yeah, she's watching for you.
35:56Very simple.
35:57Very simple game.
35:58Whoever is the better biker gets the better bike.
36:02Very simple.
36:03Each of these exercise bikes,
36:05which is basically all we think you guys can handle right off the bat,
36:07You got to earn the big bike,
36:08each of them is attached to a pulley.
36:10The pulley is attached to this big carnival-kind of thing you hear.
36:13The faster you pull, the harder you exercise,
36:16the faster those little arrows will travel up,
36:18up up up up up up and just like in life the first guy to break his balloon is
36:22the winner and gets the big hog fair enough all right before you start before
36:28you start you can't have your babes on the bike while you're competing biker
36:32babes ass bikers get set
36:37and roll baby there you go
36:41oh they're past sweet mama no more mama's boy
36:49dr. Freud would have a field day with this machine
36:54Oh
37:07if he survives he gets the bike you did a great job I tell you what as a
37:11consolation prize we're gonna let you keep this chopped up bike here you
37:15practice you come back next season we'll have another event but right now
37:18congratulations Brett you won that big fan Harley get on over there
37:29people have a chance to trade what they won with something really cool don't go
37:34away
37:38shave their pets and giving them hogs now it's time to give my chance to win
37:42almost $18,000 in the big deal
37:49hey anybody can win on big deal if you're gonna be in the LA area and you
37:53like to try your luck and be a member of our studio audience call two one three
37:56four six eight nine four oh nine
38:03welcome back to big deal you know what time it is it is time for
38:13we have all tonight's winners from the whole show up on the stage behind me
38:18from our biggest winners down to our smallest winners they've worked very
38:21hard to get here they all have a great prize however they have to trade that
38:25prize if they want to take a shot at what's on the big screens you'll have
38:29three screens to pick from once you trade in the stuff you've already won
38:32I've named the first one screen number one the second one screen number two and
38:36the third one screen number three behind one of those screens is something worth
38:41almost $18,000 but to get a chance at winning it you got to trade in what you
38:50want we're gonna go from biggest winners to smallest winners our first biggest
38:54winner actually both guys won you know while we were doing that biking stunt
38:58that was a mechanical failure which could have given the edge to one player
39:01or another so we're not giving away one we're giving away two Harley Davidson
39:07gets one Danny gets one scary fair that's fair you guys are happy with that
39:13right all right since that is the biggest prize on the show so far I'm
39:18gonna start and ask you you want to trade your motorcycle for a shot at the
39:22big deal Brett
39:28I'm keeping the bike he is keeping the bike all right
39:31Danny how about you you've got that bike it's worth almost $10,000
39:36keep it or trade for a chance at the big deal I'm gonna keep it he is going to
39:42keep the bike have a seat our next biggest winners Kelly and Dale you won
39:47that fabulous trip to Amsterdam dropping the stuff five out of five that was a
39:51beautiful display of tic-tac-toe acumen you want to keep the trip and the cash
39:55it's worth over 7,800 bucks do what you're gonna trade it they are trading
40:01the trip to Amsterdam we get that trip back Nick come here you won that
40:07fabulous stereo all those CDs because you picked your shaved dog out of a pile
40:10you want to keep that stereo or you want to take a chance at the big deal he is
40:16gonna trade the stereo go down there we have our two players and now
40:22come we're gonna let you guys go first we've got three screens up there you no
40:27longer have a trip to Amsterdam you're starting cold now pick me out a winner
40:38number two they want screen number two Nick you crazy nut what the screen two
40:46is gone you get one or three what do you think
40:50three Nick wants screen number three Dale and Kelly wants screen number two
40:55which means we are going to take a look first at screen number two it's a food
41:02extravaganza starting with dinner for two at Wolfgang Puck's world-famous
41:06Spago restaurant on the glamorous Sunset Strip then try some of Spago's recipes
41:11on this Wolfgang Puck's professional stainless steel tri-ply cookware the
41:14cookware Wolfgang Puck developed and uses in all of his restaurants from
41:18Wolfgang Puck professional cookware and you can use them in your brand new
41:21kitchen side-by-side refrigerator with through-the-door ice and water
41:27dispensers an electric range with self-cleaning oven 9-inch heat zones and
41:31radiant elements under the spill guard cooktop plus quiet wash built-in
41:34dishwasher with three level power clean wash system from Whirlpool all together
41:38this prize is worth four thousand three hundred fifty-three dollars
41:43but at least you'll never have to scrub a pot again. It's good stuff. Nick, what screen did you pick again? I forgot.
41:48Three. You picked screen number three. Your prize package starts with golf clubs
41:54you can enjoy Pinseeker his-or-her custom-made golf clubs PTW2 oversized
41:59woods and irons with deluxe bag innovative design and sound engineering
42:02from Pinseeker and you'll be using them when you fly on Southwest Airlines to
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42:19Daniel Mink watches the collection 1900 featuring the finest Swiss craftsmanship
42:2418 karat gold bezel set in a timeless design of beauty and precision from
42:28Daniel Mink it's a prize package worth six thousand two hundred eighteen
42:33dollars. Neither of you picked the big deal of the day, but it is there behind screen number one. Tell us about it, Wrangler.
42:43It's a new car. It's a Jeep Wrangler SE. Five-speed manual transmission with soft top. You look so cool in this sporty durable four-wheel drive party machine.
42:55Especially with your two new Maui and Sons surfboards.
42:59Maui and Sons. Makers of fine apparel and accessories worldwide. It's worth seventeen thousand nine hundred ninety-one dollars.
43:06It's ridiculous. Take a look at it. It's right behind the door. Where is it?
43:12Oh, look at that. Perfectly.
43:15Oh well, that's the end of the show. Thank you Louis Anderson for flying all the way in.
43:20And that's the show. Thanks for watching Big Deal.
43:26We'll see you next week. And of course, now that the show's over, I guess it is time once again for the Big Deal Diva.
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