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00:00Wow! You're a winner!
00:09Oh, GFM.
00:11C.A. Swanson and Sons of Omaha, Nebraska, packers of America's best-known brand of canned and frozen poultry, presents the exciting television game, The Names the Same.
00:36And now, let's meet our panel of famous names.
00:39Lovely radio and television actress, Joan Alexander.
00:46That man with a grin, Gene Rayburn.
00:53Our favorite Miss America, Beth Meyerson.
00:59The creator of the comedy art known as Droodles, Roger Price.
01:07And now, pinch-hitting for vacationing Robert Q. Lewis, our head man, Clifton Fadiman.
01:15Hello everybody, good evening, and welcome to The Names the Same.
01:18And Robert Q. Lewis, if you're looking in, please tune out, you're making me nervous already.
01:23Now if I've got the idea of this game straight, which I doubt,
01:26tonight we're going to meet some people who have very famous names.
01:29Is that right? Names of the same as celebrities, or places, or things.
01:33I guess that's about all there is to it.
01:35I guess we're all set to play the game, aren't we?
01:37So, let's meet our first guest with a famous name.
01:41How are you?
01:43Glad to see you.
01:46Well look, my name's Clifton Fadiman, in case you don't know.
01:49Don't tell me yours, just tell me where you're from, please.
01:52Brooklyn.
01:53Brooklyn, very good. See, I come from Brooklyn, too, if I may.
01:56Just edgy and cheering on you. What's your occupation?
01:59Truck driver.
02:00Truck driver, good enough. And I'm going to refer to you as Mr. X.
02:02Is that all right?
02:03Don't make it mysterious, I just don't want to give away your name by accident.
02:06And now, let's let our home audience see this very famous name.
02:17Well now, panel, it's going to be up to you to cross-examine Mr. X here,
02:21you know what that famous name is, you have ten questions apiece, is that right?
02:25I'm doing good so far, eh?
02:27Now, each panelist who uses up his questions or muffs the answer
02:31must pay our guest the sum of 20 bucks.
02:35Bess, will you start us off?
02:37I'd love to, Clifton.
02:38Okay.
02:39Mr. X, are you living?
02:40Yes.
02:41Are you a performer?
02:43No.
02:44No.
02:46Are you in politics?
02:48No.
02:51You must be very funny.
02:53Are you in science, perhaps?
02:55No.
02:56No.
02:58Well, tell me, did you become famous for one particular thing you did?
03:03Yes.
03:05Seems to be, yes, Bess. Five to go.
03:08And did this make big newspaper headlines?
03:11Yes.
03:13Four to go, Bess.
03:15Was there any kind of prize or money award connected with this?
03:20Yes.
03:22Did you have to buy a $2 ticket to get into this event?
03:25No.
03:27No?
03:28No.
03:29No.
03:30Bess, you've only got two to go.
03:32I'll pass to you.
03:33Pass to Gene. Okay, Gene.
03:35Well, now, did this have anything to do with the horse race?
03:39No.
03:40The horse race?
03:41No.
03:42Well, was speed involved at all?
03:45No.
03:46No.
03:47Does this sport require nine or 11 men on a side?
03:53No.
03:55No, Gene. No.
03:57Well, now, you say you got some kind of a money award as a result of this.
04:00Was this the first time you were paid to do this?
04:04No.
04:06No.
04:07It was...
04:08Six to go, Gene. Six to go.
04:11From then on, then, did you become a pro and make a living at this?
04:16No, Mr. X did not become a pro and make a living at this.
04:19Are you in sports of any kind, Mr. X?
04:21No.
04:22Oh, well, then I guess...
04:23All right.
04:24I want to pass to the lovely Joan Alexander.
04:27You're not in sports, you're not in politics, and you're not in the arts.
04:29We've established that, Joan.
04:31I'm sorry?
04:32We've established all that.
04:34Well, this...
04:35First of all, are you an American?
04:38No.
04:39You're not an American.
04:40Are you European?
04:42No.
04:44There was a famous event that made newspaper headlines.
04:49Did it involve anybody besides yourself?
04:51Yes, indeed.
04:53Was it connected in any way with family life?
04:56Yes, it was, Joan.
04:58It was connected with marriage and family life.
05:00Yes, it was.
05:01Are you by any chance English?
05:03No.
05:04No.
05:05Um...
05:07Well, I was thinking of...
05:10Don't tell us what you were thinking of.
05:12You've got five to go.
05:13Want to pass to Roger, Joan?
05:14Yes, I pass to Roger.
05:15Come on, Roger.
05:16Mr. Bannerman, are you really from Brooklyn?
05:18Yeah, I was born in Brooklyn.
05:19I'm proud of it.
05:20That's pretty interesting.
05:21Sir?
05:22I can tell you much more interesting things than that, Roger, sometimes.
05:26Mr. X, this particular event that sure attracted such a great deal of attention to you,
05:32I assume it required the help of your wife, sir.
05:35Yes.
05:36Yes.
05:37Did this involve you bringing into the world a little bundle of joy,
05:42which was in some way, or bundles of joy, which were in some way unusual, sir?
05:46Yes.
05:47I think we would say yes to that, wouldn't you, Mr. X?
05:49Yes.
05:50Was what attracted so much attention the number of little bundles?
05:55Oh, Roger.
05:57Yes.
05:58You have seven to go, Roger.
06:01Were these little bundles five in number?
06:06Yes, they were.
06:07They were.
06:08Then are you a professional man?
06:13Seems to me you're just switching.
06:15Well, you're not Papa Dione.
06:16Papa Dione he is.
06:17That's quite right.
06:21Thanks for playing the game.
06:23Why don't you go over and collect your checks.
06:26And congratulations, Roger.
06:28Him?
06:29Yeah.
06:30Has Canada gone away from the empire?
06:32You said it was in English.
06:34Oh, isn't that English?
06:35He's Canadian.
06:36He's Canadian.
06:37Canadian is right.
06:38Yeah.
06:39Okay.
06:41Now, let's meet our next guests with famous names, and it's a pair this time.
06:45Two of them.
06:51Well, we'll call them Miss X and Mr. X, shall we?
06:54And Miss X, where are you from?
06:56The Bronx.
06:57From the Bronx.
06:58A very good borough, too.
06:59And what do you do in the Bronx?
07:00I'm a registered nurse.
07:01Registered nurse.
07:02Very useful occupation.
07:03How about you, Mr. X, as we shall call you?
07:04I come from Brooklyn.
07:05Come from Brooklyn.
07:06Oh, that's an even better borough.
07:08Well, now we know that you've got famous names, two famous names.
07:11We'd all like to take a look at them, but first, for submitting one of these names to us,
07:15we're sending $10 to Mrs. Emily Fields of Yonkers, New York.
07:19And now let's let our home audience see your famous pair of names.
07:24APPLAUSE
07:30Okay, now suppose we start with Roger Price, the droodler, this time.
07:35And you can address either Mr. X or Miss X.
07:38Mr. X and Miss X, are you both alive?
07:42Yes.
07:43Are the two of you married?
07:45Are the two in question married?
07:48The two names.
07:50The two names married?
07:51Yes, sir.
07:52To each other, you mean?
07:53Yes, sir.
07:54No.
07:56Are you engaged currently?
07:59Are these two names engaged?
08:00No.
08:02There's no romantic attachment.
08:03You're not in love?
08:04No.
08:05Nothing at the present time?
08:06No, no.
08:07And you are alive?
08:08I pass.
08:09Okay.
08:10So all you've done is establish the fact that they're alive, right?
08:13Is this par for the course in this game?
08:15Very much so.
08:16He's gotten rid of a lot of nosiness on my part.
08:20Are you both Americans?
08:22Yes.
08:23Are you related to each other in any way at all?
08:26You mean by blood?
08:28Family way?
08:29No.
08:30Are you of opposite sexes?
08:33Yes.
08:34Opposite sexes?
08:35No.
08:36Are you both male?
08:39Are you in the entertainment field?
08:43No.
08:46There's some difference of opinion, but I should say no.
08:50No.
08:51Are you in sports?
08:53No.
08:54Are you in politics?
08:56Yes.
08:57Yes.
08:59Are you both in office now?
09:02Yes.
09:03Yes.
09:04Two to go.
09:05Well, I'll save them and I'll pass.
09:06Oh, you'll save them.
09:07Jane, how about you?
09:08You've got a whole ten to work with.
09:09Do both of you hold elective offices?
09:11Both of you hold elective offices?
09:13No.
09:14No.
09:15Well, are you...
09:18You are connected in some...
09:19Your names are connected in some way.
09:21Are you good friends?
09:23Well, now, I wouldn't say good friends.
09:28No, not especially good friends.
09:30Well, now, does one of you hold an elective office?
09:36The answer to that is yes.
09:38Is it an office in the state of New York?
09:43No, and there are going to be 47 more of those states to go through.
09:46Yeah, well, is it a federal case?
09:49Is it a federal office?
09:51It is a federal office?
09:53Yes.
09:54You mean down in Washington, that sort of thing?
09:56Mm-hmm.
09:57Well, there's a good clue for the brains in the team.
09:59I'll pass to Joan.
10:00You'll pass.
10:01All right, Joan.
10:02You certainly set it all up for me, I must say.
10:05One of you holds a federal elective office, is that right?
10:08One of them holds a federal elective office.
10:10And one of you holds an appointive office?
10:13That is correct.
10:14One of you is perhaps a member of the Cabinet?
10:17Yes, that is correct.
10:18And the other is a senator?
10:19Not precisely a member of the Cabinet, no, but connected with it.
10:23I see.
10:24And is the other, by any chance, a senator?
10:26The other is a senator.
10:27That is correct, Joan.
10:28You have 70 votes.
10:29Isn't the senator from Wisconsin?
10:31Yeah, but which one?
10:36Is one of you Joe McCarthy?
10:38One of them is Joe McCarthy.
10:39Which, by the way, is Joe McCarthy?
10:40I should think the girl, because the girl's name would probably be Joan.
10:43Good enough.
10:44Joe McCarthy is right.
10:45And the other is Robert Stevens, I should think.
10:48That is very good, Joan.
10:55Congratulations.
10:56And will the losers make out their checks?
10:58And thanks very much from the Swanson people for playing the games the same with us tonight.
11:02Bye.
11:03Bye, Mr. Stevens.
11:04Thank you very much.
11:25We would have liked very much to get their famous namesakes here to meet these folks tonight,
11:31but every time we tried to get them on the phone they were busy.
11:33I don't understand it.
11:34Well, now here is tonight's guest celebrity, folks.
11:37Actor of stage, screen, and television, Dane Clark.
11:49A nice loyal audience here.
11:50Dane, what brings you to New York?
11:52Well, you forgot to mention radio, and that's what brings me to New York.
11:54Oh, you're on radio.
11:55What are you going to do here?
11:56I'm doing a show for a rival network called Crime.
11:58Don't mention the network.
11:59Can I mention the show?
12:00Yeah, sure.
12:01Crime and Peter Chambers.
12:02Oh, we'll be looking for it.
12:03So I have to tape some shows.
12:04Good enough.
12:05Got a new movie coming up, maybe?
12:07Just finished one five days ago.
12:08I just flew in from California.
12:09Oh, nice.
12:10You're going to stay here for some time?
12:11For about four weeks.
12:12Well, Hollywood's loss is Hollywood's loss, I guess.
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14:36Okay, you bright little quartet, it's time to go to work on Dane Clark here and try to dig up this secret wish of his.
14:42You know, we talked to him before the show, and he confided that he had a secret wish.
14:47This secret wish is something that he'd like to have, and it's going to be up to you to guess it.
14:51But first, let's let our home audience see what Dane Clark's secret wish really is.
15:05Well, we've played about the same way as before, except this time the losers' checks, and I hope they are large, go to Dane's favorite charity.
15:13Is that right, Dane?
15:15Let's start this time with Gene Rayburn, shall we, Gene?
15:17Okay, sure.
15:18Before we start, may I make a request, Mr. Chairman?
15:21Yes, sir.
15:22Before you leave, Mr. Clark, could you give some of your hair to Roger?
15:25He's a little flat-headed on top there, and I understand he's been shopping around for some.
15:30Just that I'm not wearing bangs is all.
15:32I don't know, the woman brought you what you're thinking about.
15:35That's the most complimentary thing I've heard in years, I've been told me it this way now.
15:40I like the way you do it, Dane.
15:42Shall we begin, Mr. Clark?
15:43You're holding everything up, Roger.
15:44You haven't learned a thing so far.
15:45Well, now, this thing you'd like to have, is it now in the possession of someone else?
15:50Someone else have it?
15:51Yes.
15:52Yes, unfortunately.
15:53Yes, it is.
15:54Unfortunately.
15:55Is it something rather valuable?
15:58Yes, I think so.
16:00I'm only taking a wild guess here, but is it possible that I have this?
16:05I think it's highly improbable.
16:08No.
16:10Well, is it a real unusual thing?
16:13Is there only one of these in existence?
16:16There's only one of these in existence, yes.
16:18And could you buy it for, let's say, under $100,000?
16:24Yes.
16:28I don't think so.
16:29No, maybe not.
16:30Difference of opinion.
16:31You've only got five to go.
16:32One answer, please.
16:33He said yes, and you said no.
16:34What is it?
16:35I think the answer is no, don't you think so?
16:37No.
16:38Well, that must be pretty expensive.
16:40Does the person who owned this, is that person quite famous?
16:44I would say so.
16:46Four to go, Jane.
16:48Has she ever been photographed with this thing hanging around her neck?
16:54No, she never has.
16:56Like a pendant, it's nothing like the Hope Diamond, is it?
17:00No.
17:01Far from it.
17:02You've only got two to go, Jane.
17:03Let's save a little something.
17:04All righty.
17:05Is the owner of this a her?
17:07No, not even a she.
17:09I see, then it's owned by a famous man.
17:11Does this man generally keep this locked up in a safe?
17:15No.
17:17Is this thing by any chance living?
17:19Yes.
17:20It is living.
17:21Has this man used this thing to make money with?
17:24I think he has.
17:26Do people ever pay to see this run around a track?
17:34Six to go.
17:36No.
17:37You're not doing badly, Jane.
17:38Is it part of the owner's anatomy?
17:40No.
17:41Yes.
17:42Is it from the neck up?
17:43Yes.
17:44Three to go.
17:45Is it visible?
17:47Visible, no.
17:48No.
17:49I don't think so, no.
17:50Manifestations of it are.
17:52Would it be the brain of a famous man?
17:58Yes, it would be the brain of a famous man.
18:00One to go.
18:03Einstein?
18:04Einstein.
18:05You're Einstein.
18:06Want to hold that one, pass it on to Roger,
18:07who hasn't had a word to say so far.
18:09Pinky Lee?
18:12Pinky Lee.
18:16I have to be drawn,
18:17because I've got the tablet here
18:18and I haven't been drawn in so far.
18:19You want to be somebody's brain?
18:20Somebody's brain.
18:21I'm so proud of this.
18:22Four years, my family sent me to art school.
18:26Is this person whose brain you would like to have, sir,
18:29is he known to us by his participation in the arts?
18:32Yes.
18:33Is he an actor?
18:35One might classify him as such.
18:37Is he a leading man as you are, sir?
18:39No, no, he's in the world of entertainment,
18:41but I should rephrase that accurately.
18:43No, you're doing very well.
18:44He's a singer.
18:45He's no leading man.
18:46Singer?
18:47No.
18:48A comedian?
18:49Not professionally.
18:50Occasionally, but not professionally.
18:52Uh-huh.
18:53Is this gentleman...
18:54He makes me laugh.
18:55Is this gentleman, say, older than Gene Rayburn,
18:58like in the 50s?
18:59Slightly.
19:01Nobody's older than Gene Rayburn.
19:03Very slightly.
19:04Yeah, he's older than Gene Rayburn, yeah.
19:06He's older than Gene Rayburn.
19:07Considerably older.
19:08Does he belong to the group of people
19:11who used to work for Mr. Gus Edwards,
19:13which includes a number of people?
19:15No, I don't think he did.
19:16No, you've only got two to go.
19:17Give Bess a chance, eh?
19:19How about it, Bess?
19:20You're so sweet.
19:21Now, let's see.
19:24I have an idea.
19:25Would this gentleman be someone that all of us know?
19:28Yes, I think so.
19:29Yeah?
19:30Would he be present in this room right now?
19:33Yes, he's here.
19:34Aw.
19:35Aw.
19:36Well, I just can't choose between you.
19:39So I'll have to ask
19:40if it's Mr. Fadiman's brain you'd like to have.
19:48You know, I'm very flattered with this,
19:52but actually, I hope your wish is never gratified.
19:54I'm trying to hold on to the poor little bit,
19:56teeny-weeny bit of brain I got left.
19:58I'm doing the best I can.
19:59I've always wanted an Encyclopedia Britannica, baby.
20:01This is the one I've been waiting for.
20:02An Encyclopedia, you wouldn't need anybody's brain.
20:04Well, that was very nice work.
20:06Bess, it was you, wasn't it,
20:07that got that beautiful answer?
20:08Thanks ever so much.
20:09Losers, pay right over there and collect that check
20:12and sanction the Swanson people
20:13for playing the names the same thing.
20:32You know, from this side,
20:33this game is very easy, folks.
20:35I'm awful glad I'm not at your end.
20:37And now let's meet our next guest
20:38with a famous name, shall we?
20:42Good evening.
20:44Well, I'll call you Miss or Mrs. X.
20:46Can you tell us where you're from, please?
20:48Astoria.
20:49Astoria, Long Island.
20:50Just across the river.
20:51And what do you do there?
20:52Housewife.
20:53Housewife.
20:54Now, for submitting this name to us, by the way,
20:56we're sending $10 to Mrs. Paula McNally
20:58of Astoria, New York.
20:59Well, isn't that a coincidence?
21:00For God's sake.
21:01Now let's let our home audience see your famous name.
21:05Oh, my God.
21:12Okay.
21:13Apparently the audience knows the name very well.
21:16I know it.
21:17The lady knows it.
21:18You don't know it.
21:19Let's see if you can find it.
21:20Start off with Joan Alexander, shall we, Joan?
21:22Are you living?
21:23Yes.
21:24Are you in the arts?
21:25No.
21:26Are you in politics?
21:27No.
21:28Are you notorious?
21:30No.
21:31Are you in sports?
21:33No.
21:34Are you in science?
21:35Say, you're going awful quick.
21:37Not in science, no.
21:38And you have only four to go, Joan.
21:40Don't you want to save a little?
21:41Yes, I'll pass.
21:42All right.
21:43Is your name known to us because of some connection
21:45you have with the industry or business, Miss X, Y?
21:47Industry.
21:48You should have called her Miss Y, huh?
21:49You want to call her Miss Y?
21:50That's a little familiar.
21:51I think I'd better stick to X.
21:54Industry or business?
21:56Yes, sir.
21:57You mean, has this person ever made any money through...
22:00You're trying to trap me, Mr. Bannon.
22:01No, not at all.
22:02I'm just trying to clear my head a little.
22:04Do we know her name because of the association
22:06with some money-making enterprise of some sort,
22:08which is commonly...
22:09Well, it would be fair to say yes,
22:10though not specifically that.
22:12Uh-huh.
22:13Yes.
22:14Is this business that you're connected with
22:15have anything to do with making women prettier?
22:17Making women pretty?
22:19No.
22:21Are you a lady?
22:23Yes.
22:24A woman?
22:25A lady.
22:26Female.
22:27Are you making a distinction between a lady and a woman?
22:28I don't quite get it.
22:29You mean a woman, a female?
22:32Yes.
22:33Female, all right.
22:34What do you mean?
22:35You know, I don't think he's ever heard the word female
22:37before, Jane.
22:38That's a nice sound.
22:39All right, Roger, go ahead.
22:40Didn't mean to get you off the track.
22:42Is it important we find out what business it is
22:45that I'm going after?
22:46Is it important?
22:47No, it would be very helpful if you knew.
22:49Does this business have a particular product
22:51that it sells?
22:53Well, I wouldn't call it a product, no.
22:55It sells a service.
22:57Not even a service, exactly.
22:59You've only got four to go.
23:01I've passed the best.
23:02All right, Beth, go ahead.
23:03Not a business, not a service, and not a product.
23:07Tell me one other thing.
23:08Does the business bear your name?
23:11Well, it isn't exactly a business.
23:13Well, does the enterprise, the enterprise bear your name?
23:17One of the enterprises does, yeah.
23:21Would you have anything to do with fashion?
23:24Well, I wouldn't say so, would you, Mrs. X?
23:27Not exactly fashion, no.
23:31Would you have anything to do with food?
23:34Well, remotely, remotely.
23:37Both fashion and food might come into this, Beth,
23:40but not specifically fashion or food.
23:43Is it perhaps some kind of hotel that you have?
23:48No.
23:49Or a restaurant?
23:50No.
23:51I pass.
23:52It's a free meal, I think.
23:53Jane, time to go.
23:55Chairman, Mr. Fadiman.
23:57Yes, sir.
23:58I'm just a simple panel member from Boston.
24:03I'd like to get some straight yes or no answers.
24:05Very well.
24:06We'll do our best for you.
24:07Now, what is your name?
24:14Don't tell him.
24:15Don't tell him, no.
24:16You play this close to your chest.
24:19Jane, go ahead.
24:20I'm confused because we've gone through all the established categories.
24:25Have we found out whether you're American?
24:27Are you American?
24:28Yes.
24:29I don't think we did find that out, by the way.
24:31And you're female and you're not in the arts or the sciences.
24:34You're not a writer?
24:36You haven't asked the question.
24:38Are you a writer?
24:40Do you want to ask the question, are you a writer?
24:41We will say yes, won't we?
24:43You are a writer.
24:44Yeah, we'll give the floor to you.
24:45Oh, well, that's been kind of misleading to all of us.
24:47Not a bit.
24:48You led us astray, Mr. Robertson.
24:50Oh, no, no.
24:52Really, I pray we won't have time to.
24:55No, you don't know.
24:56I'll tell you who it is.
24:57Do you know what the lady's name is?
24:58You tell him.
24:59Emily Poe.
25:00Emily Poe.
25:01Now, you go over and collect your checks.
25:03And thanks to all the people for playing the game.
25:10You're having a relationship, aren't you?
25:12Are you having a relationship with her?
25:23Well, the panel and I will be back next, in a minute, folks,
25:27to tell you what the, how we did, and also tell you all about next week's show.
25:30Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
25:32Let the game begin.
25:34This week on Poker Royale Battle of the Sexes.
25:37I believe that men are in general stronger poker players.
25:40Will Antonio be a player?
25:41Good luck, ladies.
25:42Or player-hater?
25:43It's getting deep.
25:45Poker Royale Battle of the Sexes, hosted by Tom Likison Kennedy, Friday at 9 on GSN.
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26:28I just want to yelp from the housetop and say, hey, look at me.
26:31You know, here I am.
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27:37So when is a diet pill worth $153 a bottle?
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27:50I know plenty about chronic dry eye.
27:52My doctor explained that it's a condition where my eyes don't make enough tears.
27:56He gave me a prescription for Restasis.
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28:05It should not be used by patients with active eye infections and has not been studied in patients with a history of herpes viral infections of the eye.
28:11The most common side effect is a burning sensation.
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28:21Well, how about a little profit and loss accounting?
28:23Joan Alexander, what's the bad news from your end?
28:25I lost $60, Kip, and I feel so inferior.
28:28You've been used to people like John Kieran.
28:31Good night, everybody.
28:33How about it, Gene? How'd you do?
28:35Kip, I lost $80 and I'd just like to say that I think speaking for the rest of the panel,
28:40we've enjoyed having you as a master of ceremonies tonight and any little digs or quips that have been directed to you,
28:45please don't pay any attention to those.
28:47We, you know, do that.
28:48Just don't show up next week. Good night.
28:52Well, I lost $60, and Kip, all I can say is I'd like a little of that gray matter, too.
28:56I think Dane had a wonderful idea.
28:58Good night, everybody.
28:59Roger, how about you?
29:01I lost $60, but I always say there are lots more things, I get off with a philosophical thought,
29:05lots more things in life that are just as important as money.
29:07Traveler's checks, for one. Good night.
29:18Maybe, you know, maybe it's because I'm only a newcomer,
29:21but I thought you were just wonderful, all four of you.
29:24Well, so long, folks, to C.A. Swanson and Sons,
29:26backers of America's best-known brand of canned and frozen poultry.
29:30Now, the panel and I will see you again next week on The Name's the Same,
29:34which will be brought to you by Chicken of the Sea, the greatest name in seafood.
29:38Good night.
29:41The Name's the Same has been a Mark Goodson, Bill Todman production.
29:44Associate producer, Peter Arnell.
29:46Directed by Herbert Hirschman.
29:48Technical director, John Brodkin.
29:49Scans by CU Chapman.
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29:54reminding you to tune in each and every week at the same time for the Name's the Same.
30:05Three warriors will battle with one sports trivia legend.