Pepito Manaloto - Tuloy Ang Kuwento: Maria, nalason ang mga Manaloto! (YouLOL)
Aired (September 14, 2024): Sumakit ang tiyan ng mga taong dumalo sa birthday ni Baby (Mosang), ano kaya ang salarin sa food poisoning?
Catch the latest episodes of 'Pepito Manaloto: Tuloy Ang Kuwento' Saturdays at 6:15 PM on GMA Network. It stars Michael V., Manilyn Reynes, John Feir, Ronnie Henares, Nova Villa, Mosang, Janna Dominguez, Chariz Solomon, Arthur Solinap, Jake Vargas, Angel Satsumi, and Jen Rosendahl. #PepitoManalotoTuloyAngKuwento
Catch the latest episodes of 'Pepito Manaloto: Tuloy Ang Kuwento' Saturdays at 6:15 PM on GMA Network. It stars Michael V., Manilyn Reynes, John Feir, Ronnie Henares, Nova Villa, Mosang, Janna Dominguez, Chariz Solomon, Arthur Solinap, Jake Vargas, Angel Satsumi, and Jen Rosendahl. #PepitoManalotoTuloyAngKuwento
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00:00I don't have any medicine.
00:07But mom, it's expired.
00:10Let's buy some.
00:13Baby, baby.
00:17Why?
00:19Tell Robert to buy some medicine.
00:22Oh, ma'am, I'm sorry.
00:24Robert has been taking his medicine for a long time
00:27and now he can't get up.
00:29He's not allowed to drive anymore.
00:31How's Maria?
00:33She's the same.
00:36What happened?
00:38My food broke, baby.
00:41There you go.
00:42We all feel bad for you.
00:44Did you make us eat something bad?
00:49No, ma'am.
00:50It's all new food.
00:53It's not just cooked here.
00:55We also made you some leche flan.
00:58Hey, leche flan is good when it's just cooked.
01:01But it's so big.
01:03Isn't it the one that's in the pichi-pichi?
01:07Of course not.
01:08You can taste it if it's broken, right?
01:11Did you taste anything weird?
01:13No, right?
01:14Don't you have any medicine?
01:16It's expired, that's why I'm asking you to buy some.
01:20But no one will buy it.
01:22I'll buy it.
01:24Okay, ma'am.
01:25I'll buy it, ma'am.
01:27Here.
01:28It's for all of us.
01:32Elsa, do you have extra money?
01:36Why? Do you want me to buy something for you?
01:38No, I'm going to owe someone.
01:46What's the problem?
01:47I'm sorry.
01:48I stepped on it earlier.
01:49It's white now.
01:50Your car might get damaged.
01:52Is that so?
01:53How can I go to Mang Leo?
01:55I'll just take you there.
01:57Okay, thank you.
02:07Why does this medicine seem to have no effect?
02:10Me too.
02:11My stomach is still cold.
02:13My stomach still hurts.
02:15It's the pichi-pichi that's making us sick.
02:19Of course not.
02:20It's possible that you have lecithin problem.
02:23They don't have lecithin.
02:25What do you mean?
02:26Maybe that's the problem.
02:28Stop it, Tommy, Mimi.
02:32Let's go.
02:33Let's go to the hospital.
02:35Let's go.
02:36You drive.
02:38Okay.
02:39Let's go.
02:47What do you need?
02:48I brought a record.
02:50I want you to play it on your turntable.
02:52I'll just check if it's still okay.
02:54What's that record?
02:56This one.
02:58Duran Duran.
02:59That's the famous band of the 80s.
03:01Duran Duran?
03:02Yes.
03:03I don't know them.
03:04Are they good?
03:05Yes, they're good.
03:07It seems like they don't know how to dye their hair.
03:10No, that's the trend back then.
03:12They put toothpaste on their bangs
03:15to dye their hair.
03:17You know, back then,
03:19they put pomade on their hair
03:21so that their hair won't move.
03:23But that's what men use.
03:25Women use beer.
03:30Wait, I think you're getting sleepy.
03:32No, I'm not.
03:33Do you want me to play it for you?
03:36Okay, okay.
03:38You know,
03:39I gave this pono to my wife as a gift.
03:42You know, our theme song is
03:44Frank Sinatra's Blue Moon.
03:47I think my wife is dead.
03:51Where's your wife?
03:52She's dead.
03:56I can't believe it.
03:58Coliform bacteria?
04:00It means
04:02the Pichi Pichi you brought is dirty.
04:05I'm telling you,
04:06it's not the Pichi Pichi that has a problem.
04:09Maybe the problem is the eggs in your leche flan.
04:13No, it can't be.
04:15Because the leche flan is cooked by a minion.
04:18Then the bacteria is dead.
04:20See?
04:22But the Pichi Pichi also cooks it.
04:25See?
04:26But the yolk on top,
04:28it's not cooked, right?
04:31What?
04:33Why?
04:34Is the yolk only raw in our food?
04:39One, two, one, two, check.
04:40Mic test, mic test.
04:42Audio, is this okay?
04:44Pepito, are you going to run your whole presentation?
04:47No, Eddie Boy is here.
04:48He might hear us.
04:49Later, just a surprise.
04:51Okay, got it.
04:52Jerome?
04:54Jerome?
04:55It's your turn.
04:56Oh.
04:58Manolo.
05:00Oh, are you ready?
05:01Yes.
05:02It's just an addition.
05:04So that the presentation will be better later.
05:06Drink up.
05:07Hey, hey, hey.
05:08No drinking.
05:10What? No drinking?
05:11This is just iced tea.
05:12This is just iced tea.
05:14Are you crazy?
05:15Yeah.
05:16And besides,
05:18am I going to let this go?
05:20He's going to introduce my friend.
05:22That's right.
05:23Right?
05:24Pepito, your presentation is beautiful.
05:27You know, there are a lot of issues spreading about me.
05:30Is there? I don't think you know.
05:33Don't know.
05:34Let's just cheers.
05:35Cheers.
05:36Cheers.
05:37Straight up?
05:38Straight up.
05:39Mmm.
05:40Mmm.
05:41Mmm.
05:42Is it good?
05:43Is it good?
05:44As you can see, I told you.
05:46One more.
05:47So that the spirit will be stronger.
05:49Right?
05:50Okay.
05:51Cheers again.
05:52Cheers, cheers, cheers.
05:53Cheers, cheers, cheers.
05:54Right?
05:58Are you ready?
05:59Huh?
06:00Always.
06:02Ready.
06:03Finally.
06:05Music, please.
06:11Music, please.
06:16Woo!
06:18Put your hands together.
06:25I'm tired.
06:28Maria.
06:29Yes?
06:30Get some water for them.
06:32Okay.
06:37What did we eat that's not good?
06:39Maybe it's not the juice.
06:41Do you have to boil the juice first?
06:43No.
06:44The juice and our drinks came from the PNB mineral.
06:47It's clean.
06:48That's right.
06:50I hope someone complained.
06:51No.
06:53Maybe it's not the ice.
06:57Can't we finish the ice?
06:59I didn't buy two packs of ice from the store.
07:03Oh, you're so unfair.
07:05You're so advanced.
07:07Maria.
07:09Where did you get the ice?
07:11From the kitchen.
07:13Hey!
07:14Answer properly.
07:15Where did you get the ice?
07:18From the freezer?
07:19Or did you buy it from the store?
07:21Oh, I bought it from the store.
07:25Let me see.
07:31Yuck.
07:35Maria!
07:37Huh?
07:39Okay.
07:40Take care.
07:41Okay, bye.
07:43Mara.
07:44Yes?
07:45Get me more ice.
07:46But don't put ice on it.
07:48I might break it.
07:49Sir, why did you break it?
07:51Elsa called.
07:54She said they broke it.
07:56They went to the hospital.
07:58Maria bought ice.
08:00It's dirty.
08:01But it's okay.
08:04Sir, are you okay?
08:06Do you want coffee?
08:07No, no.
08:08I'll finish the ice.
08:11I already ordered, sir.
08:13Okay.
08:14Just relax, sir.
08:15Okay.
08:17Look.
08:18We heard it right.
08:20He lost half a million pesos.
08:23That's why he's so rich.
08:25What is he talking about?
08:27He said he bought a cheap cell phone.
08:31He's importing it to other companies.
08:35He's rich.
08:36Sir.
08:38It's your turn.
08:39Are you ready?
08:41Wait.
08:48I'm ready.
08:56Is he drunk?
09:01Yes.