• 2 months ago
Quality might be a tiny bit better than my other one. Also checkout https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNVkGUmOpgOLOVr_P_XmMnQ/videos
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00:00SONIC. SPEED.
00:18Yes they are.
00:26Oh my god, you nerd.
00:30But wouldn't he be propelled forward too?
00:46Is there a reason to break these? Ow, cat!
00:51Nope.
00:55Oh, speed, motherfucker.
01:01That was difficult.
01:08How do I- oh wait, I gotta punch him.
01:14Oh yeah, I do.
01:17Oh, I guess I should have been. Big boy.
01:23What is this?
01:26No, no, no. You're not supposed to grab it.
01:41I don't-
01:43What does it do?
01:47Oh, you fucking son of a bitch, I was trying that the whole time.
01:59God, I fucking love this game.
02:02Oh, what?
02:05Oh, yeah.
02:08No, Zor- Sonic.
02:14Alright, grab key.
02:19Alright, fuck you guys.
02:24Come on.
02:26Sonic blast, bitch.
02:30Oh wait, I want that.
02:33Yeah.
02:40Oh wow, fuck yeah.
02:44Shit.
02:49Did that really just happen?
02:53Fucking son of assholes.
03:10Yeah, take this.
03:14Oh, Knuckles, you are.
03:18Yes.
03:20Wait, wait.
03:22Eh.
03:24Okay.
03:28That didn't work last time, what the fuck?
03:34Go, Sonic, go!
03:36Fucking brains.
03:39Whew.
03:41Oh, thank god.
03:43Knuckles, I'm sorry, buddy.
03:50Alright.
03:57No, it doesn't?
04:00I don't got- Oh.
04:02So I gotta enable that.
04:05Come on, Knuckles.
04:10I knew it.
04:14You fucking took my P.I. game key, motherfucker.
04:25Not worth it.
04:27Wow.
04:31Murder everyone.
04:33Okay, what is this supposed to do?
04:43Oh man, I love this game.
04:53Oh!
05:04Bullshit.
05:07I don't really care.
05:11Bazooka that, motherfucker.
05:15Alright.
05:30Hell yeah.
05:32Whoa, whoa, whoa.
05:34Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:38Is there anything? Please.
05:41Oh, oh my god.
05:43I thought I did something stupid.
05:53Shit, I-
05:55I should've did it.
05:58God, I love that.
06:02It just murders them.
06:09Oh.
06:17Yeah, sure, look.
06:19You son of assholes.
06:21Assholes.
06:33Wee ass little robot.
06:37Alright, what?
06:42Okay, I'm super important.
06:44How do I go up?
06:47Oh, yes.
06:52Ah, I just-
06:54There.
06:58Ooh.
07:04What's down here?
07:06Death. Okay.
07:14I was hoping a key, but okay.
07:16I was hoping a key, but okay.
07:20Oh my god, just-
07:34Wait, oh.
07:41Sonic's a little too Sonic-y today.
07:44Yes.
07:48Fucking pole dancer now.
07:53Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:55Give me that. Is that a checkpoint?
07:57Is that what that does?
08:01Oh, sick.
08:09Oh, yeah.
08:14Oh.
08:28Oh, yeah.
08:32Die, turtle, die.
08:34Wait, now what?
08:40Such a good game.
08:44Cars?
08:46What the fuck?
08:50Oh, I should've been Knuckles.
08:52I could've got all three.
08:54Hell to the yeah.
08:57Mmm.
09:01Oh, yeah.
09:07Fuck yeah.
09:10Come on.
09:12At least a B, B, B, B.
09:14Fuck.
09:16Fuck my ass.
09:24Four.
09:30Okay.
09:32That's- Oh my god, that's the camera.
09:36Help, help.
09:38Oh, cat.
09:43Oh shit, oh shit.
09:47Alright.
09:49Sorry, Knuckles.
09:53Oh shit, I don't know what I'm doing.
09:56Oh no, my rings.
10:09That's fucking weird.
10:17Mmm, sure.
10:19Thanks, Tails.
10:25My rings.
10:27Alright.
10:35Ha ha ha.
10:39Okay.
10:50What a good time.
11:02Wow, fuck you guys.
11:08Okay.
11:22Ah.
11:26Blue!
11:28Okay.
11:35I didn't mean to, but whatever.
11:46Oh shit.
11:48Oh fuck.
11:50Go, go, go, go!
11:54Oh, I want that.
11:58Oh, oh fuck.
12:06Aw.
12:08Whoa, whoa, whoa, Sonic.
12:10Calm the fuck down.
12:12Ow.
12:26Sonic, hold hands.
12:31Why?
12:39Oh my god.
12:41I've never seen it like that before.
12:49Looks like, like a
12:51Nemo fish egg.
12:59You're so itchy.
13:02Ow.
13:04Alright, Sonic and friends.
13:06I'm flying, fuck that.
13:11Ow.
13:17Yeah, you won't touch me.
13:19Motherfuckers.
13:22Ooh.
13:27Yeah, I don't want to ride like that.
13:34There's probably something good up here.
13:42Uh.
13:47Okay.
13:53Yeah, level up.
14:01No!
14:03You motherfucker!
14:05Sonic!
14:12That sucked.
14:19I even suck
14:21ass at Sonic now.
14:23Oh, you fucker.
14:25You fucker.
14:30No, hi guy.
14:37Get up there.
14:41Get up there.
14:56Okay, I was gonna say
14:58they don't fucking work.
15:02Turtle power.
15:04Turtles in a half shell?
15:06God, turtle power.
15:11Ow.
15:18Bye.
15:22Alright, Tails.
15:24Come on.
15:26Oh yeah, I forgot.
15:28Speed.
15:30Speed retard.
15:42Hmm.
15:48God.
15:50You son of a bitch, Tails.
16:04Don't know what that did, but yeah.
16:12Okay.
16:30I'm not doing that thing again.
16:34How close was I? Was that like
16:36towards the top? It was.
16:38Oh my god, I totally
16:40killed myself. So close.
17:04No!
17:06Do I gotta go all the way back?
17:09Why does that keep happening?
17:35Yeah, let's, oh yeah.
17:38Alright Sonic, let's get out of this city, you fucking
17:40bitch.
17:42Alright.
17:44I'm going this way.
17:48Is that gonna activate?
17:51Nah.
18:08That was it.
18:10Oh god.
18:12Always, always Sonic.
18:38Oh my god.
18:48Don't even notice me.
18:55Come on, Tails.
18:57You s-
18:59Yes.
19:07He'll never even know I was here.
19:27Kill them.
19:38Yeah, it rains for days.
19:42Come on, Sonic.
19:53Alright, alright, we're gonna beat Tails
19:55because I don't understand what the hell happened.
20:03Come on, please do not kill me.
20:08You are gonna do it again, game.
20:10That was too smart.
20:14Oh my god, I don't know
20:16why it did that.
20:27God.
20:29Fucking love this game, but it's relentless.
20:37You
21:07you
21:38you
21:40Relentless that's what this game is don't care
21:45It'd be funny if you sniped me
21:48All right
21:56What's behind here yes
21:58Oh
22:05Wait what?
22:10Frying pan or yeah
22:18There goes tails you son of a bitch hey you neutralized
22:29I'm not gonna get a yes. I'm old
22:42I don't know how I did this as a kid. I was insane
22:49Huh, I don't gotta kill you, but I will
22:58Oh
23:15One Hedgehog to kill all these
23:23Oh
23:26Oh
23:47Yeah
23:52Get up there
23:55Oh
24:04Please oh hell yeah
24:17It doesn't break them fuck
24:26I
24:37Don't even care about brains
24:44Oh my god idiot
24:48Kill him kill him
24:50Is that kill no it just turbulence is
24:55I
25:20Didn't mean to do that, but okay
25:25I
25:31Overkill
25:42Money money. Oh my god. I could destroy those
25:51Tails you got some explaining dude
25:56Oh
26:10This is bullshit
26:15Oh fuck oh my god
26:25Oh
26:32Hell yeah bubble shield grab this
26:49Please oh shit
26:56Oh fuck them oh my god. Yes, and I got the key
27:07Hell yeah
27:12All right like a fucking D
27:25So bad
27:31Stage five all right. Oh
27:38Walk
27:52My controllers not good for this
27:55Oh
27:57Fuck fuck I got it. Yes. Hell, yeah
28:14Whoo
28:19Oh, baby so hot
28:25Oh
28:37No not doing it not doing it tonight