aired during the 20th Annual American Music Awards on WLS-TV ABC in Chicago.
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01:17You can imagine how pleased we were when our car's tolerance is tested as accurately as theirs.
01:23Not bad.
01:24The new Nissan Altima.
01:27It's time to expect more from a car.
01:31There we were, a jillion miles outside of the hood.
01:34The bus got a flat, got no jack.
01:38Homie's gotta cut his grass.
01:40What's up?
01:41Four and a half.
01:42Four and a half.
01:43Four and a half.
01:44Four and a half.
01:45Six hundred.
01:46Ugh!
01:47The man's around sales.
01:49But he's got no beef.
01:50Pardon me.
01:51♪
01:55That was that.
01:56Huh?
01:57Yo, MC Cowseller.
01:59But ...
02:00Fresh.
02:02You just saw him dance.
02:04You just heard him sing.
02:07Now, hear him talk.
02:09Live.
02:10Fast.
02:11Dangerous.
02:12The King of Pop talks to Oprah.
02:14Live, Wednesday, February 10th.
02:18I got a shell and two starfishes.
02:21It's called Me Day.
02:23My mom says he looks like my daddy's boss.
02:26It's the day when everyone in Mrs. Meyer's first grade brings something from home ...
02:30My daddy cut it for me.
02:32... and shares it with the rest of the class.
02:34Jack, you wanna come on up?
02:36On this Tuesday morning, Jack Moore brought something different.
02:40♪
02:45This is my dad.
02:47His name is Jack.
02:48Like me.
02:52Last Saturday, we built a doghouse.
02:55Maybe someday I'll get a dog.
02:57Every Saturday morning, we let Mom sleep and we go to McDonald's together.
03:02That's where we tell each other things we'd never tell anybody else.
03:06At McDonald's, we never planned on being part of Jack Moore's Me Day.
03:09But we're glad we were.
03:11This is my dad.
03:13He's my best friend.
03:19When world-famous author Andrew Sterling came to town,
03:22the locals gave him the traditional island welcome.
03:25Freeze!
03:27And now there's only one man who can help him.
03:30I have a shotgun.
03:31You have a frying pan.
03:33We're gangsters.
03:35We're outlaws.
03:38We're in this together now, right?
03:39You and me, Amos and Andrew.
03:41Let's go.
03:42Don't say that.
03:43Amos and Andrew.
03:44This film is not yet rated.
03:46At theaters February 26.
03:48When you're congested, your nose takes over.
03:51You need Afrin.
03:53While cold tablets travel through your system, Afrin goes right to your nose.
03:57So it works four times faster than the leading cold tablet.
04:00Afrin.
04:01Because you shouldn't have to wait to breathe.
04:04I'm feeling hot, hot, hot.
04:08You're hot, I'm hot.
04:10He's hot, she's hot.
04:15Feeling hot, hot, hot.
04:19Tuesday.
04:20It's comedy in the fast lane when Jesse applies the twins to an upscale preschool.
04:24He embellished our application.
04:26Not too many two-year-olds are proficient on the bassoon.
04:29An all-new full house.
04:31All right!
04:32Ben, Mark and the girls plan to hit the slopes.
04:34Better watch out for this tree.
04:35Hang in with Mr. Cooper, Tuesday after full house.
04:41We were trying to solve the mystery of beechwood aging.
04:45Beechwood aging isn't some huge, mysterious secret.
04:48It's a nearly forgotten example of a brewmaster's art.
04:52So expensive, so time-consuming, that Bud's the only brewer that still does it.
04:56If it's not beechwood aged, it's just not right.
04:59Okay, so how do you make beer if it's not beechwood aged?
05:02Yeah.
05:03Some things are better left unknown.
05:30Presenting the RCA 52-inch projection screen home theater.
05:35It's bigger and brighter than almost anything out there.
05:41It's a movie so big.
05:43It's bigger than Watergate.
05:44It's bigger than Oprah.
05:45So exciting.
05:46Hey, Scotty!
05:47Can you get this machine to work?
05:49I'm giving it an off-chance.
05:50God, Captain!
05:51So explosive.
05:54You need two eyes to see it.
05:56National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1.
06:01It's gonna be straight as this, Ed.
06:02Be back on your feet in no time.
06:07Rated PG-13.
06:08Starts Friday, February 5th at theaters everywhere.
06:12Betty went to the doctor, she was feeling kind of tin.
06:15She said, I want it all, down for 59 cents.
06:17I want a taste of hot, a taste of cold.
06:20Crispy crunches of a juice that's in bold.
06:23Her mouth wanted every flavor till 59.
06:26She asked the doc, am I out of my mind?
06:29The doctor said,
06:31Betty, Betty, Betty, for the doctor's honor.
06:34There's only one cure.
06:36Make a run for the bottle.
06:42Tuesday is the first couple of comedy.
06:44Hi there.
06:45Look who's visiting, Roseanne.
06:46Oh, the U.A. woman.
06:49It's country queen Loretta Lynn and the comedy queen Roseanne.
06:52Ed, can you believe they want to replace Jackie?
06:54Funeral scene, huh?
06:55Yeah.
06:56Am I in it?
06:57Yeah.
06:58How come I don't have no lines?
06:59Closed casket.
07:00Jackie Thomas after Roseanne, Tuesday.
07:04When we at Nissan saw Lexus do a test like this to show how well their car is put together,
07:10we were very impressed.
07:11Hey, they're doing that ball bearing thing.
07:13So we decided to try it on the new $13,000 Nissan Altima.
07:19You can imagine how pleased we were when our car's tolerances tested as accurately as theirs.
07:25Not bad.
07:26The new Nissan Altima.
07:29It's time to expect more from a car.
07:33We took whole roasted almonds, covered them in pure milk chocolate,
07:37and a thin candy shell to get...
07:39Ta-da!
07:40New M&M almond chocolate candies.
07:42The milk chocolate melts in your mouth.
07:44Uh, not in your hand.
07:46Sorry, fellas, I'm new here.
07:49Ooh, the hold you get.
07:51Special effects from Alberto Styling.
07:53Alberto upside-down volumizing spray.
07:56Uniquely designed to spray at any angle for volume and hold.
08:00Ooh, the looks you get with special effects from Alberto.
08:04♪♪
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08:22Call 1-800-742-3555.
08:26And you can, too.
08:27♪♪
08:49AT&T, this is Harry. How can I help you?
08:51Switch now to AT&T for competitive prices and unsurpassed quality.
08:56It's easy to be with the best.
08:58Call 1-800-742-3555.
09:01♪♪
09:05♪♪
09:07The 20th Annual American Music Awards will continue in a moment.
09:13Wednesday, the boys are coming of age.
09:15The Rolling Stones do not come within 300 miles of this town.
09:18Kevin steals Dad's wheels to catch the Stones, but Ben's offended.
09:21I was spending the rest of the 70s grounded.
09:24The Wonder Years, dense.
09:25This is the real deal.
09:26Then he's got a mad crush.
09:28Yes!
09:29But will things heat up or cool down?
09:31In all-new Doogie Howser, Wednesday.
09:33♪♪
09:35Those who expect more from a credit card must not settle for less.
09:39First, eliminate cards charging the highest rates or not offering fixed or variable rate options.
09:43Demand worldwide acceptance, 24-hour customer service and gold card benefits.
09:48And insist upon price assurance, purchase protection, extended warranties and satisfaction guarantee.
09:54So what remains?
09:55The Grand Elite Gold MasterCard from Caboco Bank.
09:59If you possess one, do use it.
10:01If not, call 1-800-342-9900 to apply.
10:06All the fresh fruits and vegetables in the world are as close to home as jewels.
10:12All summer and longer.
10:14Every color and kind.
10:17Spicy to sweet.
10:20Some you know, and some you don't.
10:22All ready to eat.
10:24All kinds of farmstand fresh produce from all over the world.
10:30All the more reason to take a new look at an old friend.
10:33Jewels.
10:35Are cellular phones hazardous to your health?
10:37At 10.
10:40I'm a real wild one.
10:43♪♪
10:57When it comes to clean, fresh taste that won't fill you up and never let you down ...
11:02Laptop, sound port!
11:05I'm a wild one.
11:07Bud Light delivers.
11:08I'm a wild one.
11:11U.S. Air Reservations, how can I help you?
11:13Hi, who are you?
11:14Two to Washington, please.
11:16After you.
11:17Here you are, sir.
11:18Thanks.
11:19You're traveling light?
11:20Did you have fun flying?
11:21Yeah.
11:22Did you enjoy your flight with U.S. Air?
11:23Yeah.
11:24How are you tomorrow, ma'am?
11:25Thank you for flying on U.S. Air.
11:26You'll hear one word again and again from the people of U.S. Air.
11:29What's better for you?
11:30For one very good reason.
11:31For one very good reason.
11:32♪ Everything we do, U.S. Air, U.S. Air is with you. ♪
11:41What could be worse than a yeast infection?
11:43How about the cost of curing it?
11:45Does anything cost less?
11:47FemCare costs less than Monistat 7, and it's just as effective.
11:51It's a real alternative.
11:53Trust FemCare. The cure that costs less.
11:56Video. Two classic Muppet movies, each with a special offer.
11:59We've got the Muppet movie, the great Muppet taper, too.
12:03And you can get a free watch.
12:05That's right. For a limited time, get a free watch with the purchase of each Muppet movie on video.
12:12♪ He's a blue-eyed blond with a black Cadillac, deep-dipped chrome and a hair-tied back. ♪
12:17♪ On the seat next to him is a Taco Bell pack, burritos from Taco Bell. ♪
12:21♪ Combo burritos with beans and beans, onion, red sauce and cheddar cheese. ♪
12:26♪ Delicious gelitos with chili and cheddar. Bean burritos with cheese, never tasted better. ♪
12:31♪ A bright red sweater and a smile on her face, her eyes light up with every taste. ♪
12:38♪ Burritos from Taco Bell, around the world. ♪
12:42A quiet dinner for two?
12:43Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark.
12:44Mm, mm, mm, mm.
12:45I wish you'd go sit at your table, pal.
12:47Home improvement.
12:48Then Kelly wants to give her money away.
12:50Do you have any idea how much $50,000 could help a cause like the rain forest?
12:55Well, there's a waste of money! They're not even gonna be around in ten years!
12:58Jokes! It's the Bad Boys of Comedy, Wednesday.
13:05In a dangerous world, he lived all alone.
13:09We're talking about a man who hasn't spoken.
13:11With a secret he kept to himself.
13:14A feeling he had to hide.
13:16You can kiss me.
13:18And a love that could save their lives.
13:21I don't want you to die. I love you.
13:23Christian Slater.
13:25Marissa Tomei.
13:26Rosie Perez.
13:27Untamed Heart.
13:29Rated PG-13.
13:30Starts Friday, February 12th at a theater near you.
13:34Sam here has given me enough good reasons to use my Dirt Devil hand vac,
13:39but now he's giving me five more.
13:41When they turn the house upside down, I turn on my Dirt Devil.
13:44It's powerful revolving brush, tears into dirt, chews up crumbs and picks up pet hair.
13:50It has an extra-long cord and it's lightweight.
13:53So, I'd say my Dirt Devil is a pick of the litter.
13:56Right, Sam?
13:58Right.
13:59Get a Dirt Devil and put the power of an upright in the palm of your hand.
14:12Presenting the new Civic Del Sol from Honda.
14:16It's a sporty open-top car with a very remarkable feature.
14:22When it's windy outside, it's not so windy inside.
14:36Lunchtime already. That's why my stomach is talking to me.
14:39I smell fries.
14:40Wait, wait, James, bring me back a Big Mac Extra Value meal.
14:43Make that two.
14:44I'm poppin' for Kiki.
14:45I can't exploit your manhood like that, my brother.
14:48And McDonald's prices exploit me.
14:50No, Chuck, I got it.
14:52Allow me.
14:53Could have been to Mickey D's and back by now, y'all.
14:55To make the most of your money, get a whole lot of the food you love in a McDonald's Extra Value meal.
14:59My treat. Lunch money.
15:07The 20th Annual American Music Awards will continue in a moment.
15:12Tomorrow, the state of black America in 1993.
15:16The good news, the bad news, and what's ahead.
15:18Also, the President's promise for putting America back to work and a preview of the new land at Disneyland.
15:24Plus, John Goodman and Suzanne Vega.
15:26On Good Morning America tomorrow.
15:30His record sales are bad.
15:32His public image is fading fast.
15:34He loves people and just gotta get out there. It's tough love. It's an interval.
15:39Tonight on Eyewitness News at 10, Michael Jackson goes public.
15:42He's black. He's proud to be black. He doesn't pretend he's anything else.
15:46Find out why he's blitzing network TV.
15:48Then, are you getting more than you bargained for when you pick up your son on their phone?
15:52Hear why some people think they're linked to brain cancer.
15:55Join John Drury and Marianne Childers tonight for Eyewitness News at 10.
16:01I had no idea Alaska was so far away.
16:04Coming from Tennessee, it's up there.
16:07I went there to check on a new satyr, fix a little problem with our seat decliner.
16:11Since Robin Millage was 2,500 miles from our nearest retailer, we went to her.
16:16Didn't take long and she was back in business.
16:19And I was on my way home.
16:21I tell folks, Alaska's a great place.
16:24Though I'd recommend staying more than a day.
16:27♪♪
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16:33Introducing new Crystal Clear Amoco Ultimate.
16:36What isn't? All other premium gasolines.
16:39What's Clear?
16:41New, improved Amoco Ultimate is the only premium refined an extra step to remove harmful impurities.
16:47The harmful impurities the other premiums leave in every tankful.
16:51What's Clear? Why we do it.
16:54For unsurpassed performance and a cleaner environment.
16:57Crystal Clear. New Crystal Clear Amoco Ultimate.
17:00Did a doctor commit the perfect crime?
17:03Watch Inside Edition.
17:05♪♪
17:09The 20th Annual American Music Awards brought to you by ...
17:12Diet Coke as a reminder to taste it all.
17:16Taco Bell. Every single bite makes your mouth rock and roll.
17:22And Bud Light. If you want great taste that won't build you up and never let you down, make it a Bud Light.
17:28♪♪
17:31During the Roman era, 28 was considered old.
17:36In the Middle Ages, 50 was ancient.
17:40In the 1800s, 60 was over the hill.
17:46You gotta taste it all.
17:51You gotta taste it.
17:53Taste it all.
17:58♪♪
18:10You just wanna taste it.
18:13Oh, you got it.
18:15You gotta taste it all.
18:19The taste of Diet Coke.
18:22You gotta taste it all.
18:26The taste of Diet Coke.
18:29The name Mitsubishi means three diamonds.
18:35And to everyone involved in building Mitsubishi automobiles,
18:39the triple diamond emblem reflects a perpetual challenge to uphold the highest standards.
18:45Even when the goal is just to have fun.
18:50The 1993 Eclipse by Mitsubishi.
18:54See your dealer for special lease and cashback opportunities on 93 Eclipse models.
19:00♪ Well, I haven't seen her lately.
19:04And she never calls.
19:07She don't ask my friends about me.
19:14Makes it hard to forget.
19:20She's about as gone as a girl can get.
19:28That's a good boy.
19:32February's jammin' and ABC's got the stuff.
19:35With special episodes of all your favorite series, like Step by Step in Hawaii.
19:40And a great lineup of blockbuster movies like Driving Miss Daisy and Dick Tracy.
19:45To exciting new world premieres like The Flintstones in primetime.
19:48Plus the season's hottest specials with stars like Billy Ray Cyrus.
19:52And on February 10th, the television event of the year,
19:55Oprah Winfrey interviews Michael Jackson live.
20:02When we at Nissan saw Lexus do a test like this to show how well their car is put together,
20:08we were very impressed.
20:10Hey, they're doing that ball bearing thing.
20:12So we decided to try it on the new $13,000 Nissan Altima.
20:18You can imagine how pleased we were when our car's tolerances tested as accurately as theirs.
20:24Not bad.
20:25The new Nissan Altima.
20:28It's time to expect more from a car.
20:32When Jeff's girlfriend disappeared,
20:35Diane!
20:36he imagined the worst.
20:38It's gone, Jeff. You just have to learn to accept that.
20:41And then,
20:42Hello, Jeff.
20:43found the man they're looking for in their death.
20:46Where's Jeff?
20:48You find out everything.
20:49You must experience what you experienced.
20:51Am I dead?
20:52Jeff Bridges.
20:53Keeper Sutherland.
20:54Nancy Travis.
20:55No!
20:56The Vanishings.
20:57Rated R.
20:58Starts Friday, February 5th at theaters everywhere.
21:02After most meals and snacks, plaque pH can fall to levels where acid starts attacking teeth.
21:07These attacks can last up to two hours, increasing the risk of damage to your tooth enamel.
21:12That's when chewing can help.
21:14When you chew for 20 minutes,
21:16the chewing action produces and distributes more of your mouth's natural defense, saliva,
21:21which helps neutralize acid within minutes.
21:24So, in addition to regular dental care,
21:26after eating, chew Ridley's extra sugar-free gum,
21:29because chewing helps nature fight the acid attack.
21:33Betty went to the doctor.
21:34She was feeling kind of thin.
21:35She said,
21:36I want it all,
21:37down for 59 cents.
21:38I want a taste of hot,
21:40a taste of cold.
21:41Crispy crunches,
21:42oven-chewing,
21:43zesty and bold.
21:44Turn out one in every paper till 59.
21:47She asked the doc,
21:48am I out of my mind?
21:50The doctor said,
21:52Betty, Betty,
21:53there's a lot of doctors on.
21:55There's only one cure.
21:57Make a run for the bottom.
22:02What is it with skin color?
22:04Not every black man runs in fields.
22:06Nobody's really black or white.
22:07This country is not about racism.
22:09We're just shades of a single protein.
22:11We're all human beings.
22:12U2 and In Vogue and Annie Lennox,
22:15help us with what we think is one of the most important after-school specials you may ever see.
22:20Shades of a Single Protein, Thursday.
22:25The 20th Annual American Music Awards will continue in a moment.
22:32An ABC News brief.
22:34Now from Washington, Cokie Roberts.
22:37Good evening.
22:38President Clinton today appointed his wife, Hillary, to head a new task force.
22:42Its mission, a major health care reform package in the next 100 days.
22:47Sears announced today it was closing its catalog sales division and laying off 50,000 employees.
22:54Later on nightline, can the president keep his pledge to lift the ban on gays in the military?
23:00The information age has brought new ways to learn and grow.
23:10Our kids will see the future, sharing all there is to know.
23:16Ameritech.
23:19Imagine, extending learning beyond classroom walls.
23:22Ameritech has seen the future of education, and we're bringing it to you now.
23:27Ameritech.
23:30Your link to a better life.
23:34The reviews are in, and this new Toyota is a winner.
23:39Automobile Magazine calls it a global success.
23:43Motor Trend calls it a car with definite family influences from Camry and Lexus.
23:50Detroit Free Press calls it the benchmark.
23:54We call it Corolla.
23:56We're presenting the all-new Toyota Corolla.
23:59Discover why, after 25 years, it's still impressing all the right people.
24:04Why Michael Jackson is blitzing network TV at 10.