Rub-a-Dub-Dub ｜ Moscow on the Hudson (1984)

Transcript

00:00If all Russians could eat Moshu pork, they would not be afraid of the Chinese.

00:11Tell me, are all the Russians as funny as you?

00:17No.

00:19Oh, you have beautiful lamb chops.

00:23And whenever I tell you that...

00:25Yes.

00:27You're happy all the time, huh?

00:32You know, sometimes in the middle of the night, I sit up straight and wonder where I am.

00:37In Russia, you do that all day long.

00:45You want to help me study? Okay? Okay.

00:53What is the date of the Declaration of Independence?

00:56July 4, 1776.

01:01What did the Declaration of Independence say?

01:04That all men are created equal and that they are given certain rights inalienable.

01:11Inalienable.

01:13Inalienable.

01:14Inalienable.

01:15Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

01:23Stop it now.

01:24What?

01:25Help me study.

01:26Okay.

01:27All right.

01:28Be cool.

01:30What is the Bill of Rights?

01:33The Bill of Rights is the first ten amendments of the Constitution.

01:41Freedom of religion or speech.

01:45Freedom of peaceful assembly.

01:49Freedom of the press.

01:55Freedom of holding meetings.

02:01Freedom of sex.

02:07The right to unbirth.

02:11Unreachable.

02:13Search.