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00:00Sir, Namaste.
00:01Namaste.
00:02Namaste.
00:03Sir, that girl from Jugal was not free today.
00:07And how could I break your heart?
00:10That's why I have brought my wife Bulbul to you.
00:16Look at my wife carefully.
00:23My wife doesn't look any less than a heroine.
00:26But this...
00:28Sir, let it be.
00:30Sir, your happiness is my happiness.
00:33Sir, for your happiness, not just my wife, I can even give myself to you.
00:39Churan, I am blessed to have a loyal servant like you.
00:43But Bulbul, you don't have any problem, right?
00:47No, sir. Your happiness is my happiness.
00:50But did Churan put any pressure on you regarding this?
00:54No, sir. I have come of my own free will.
00:59Okay, sir.
01:02I will take your leave now.
01:04I will come here to pick Bulbul in the morning.
01:06I will call you.
01:07Okay, sir.
01:08Now, have fun.
01:10Good night, sir.
01:11Good night.
01:21Wow!
01:23Can I tell you something, Bulbul?
01:24Bulbul, the day I saw you for the first time,
01:28I fell in love with you.
01:30And I wanted to get you.
01:32Today, this dream has come true.
01:35Today, I will take you to heaven, my love.
01:39Okay, sir.
01:41Wow! What a beautiful figure you have, my love.
01:44Your big, big watermelons.
01:46Your beautiful, drooping body.
01:49I swear on your life, ever since I saw this body,
01:52I don't know how many times I have drenched the juice of this weapon in the gutters.
01:56Today, the juice of this weapon has found its right place.
01:59And today, while coming out of your cave,
02:03I will drink the juice of the nectar that will come out of your bottle.
02:07Looking at his face,
02:09I feel that today, he will make Ghaziabad out of my cave and bottle.
02:14Sir, what are you saying?
02:17I don't understand anything.
02:19There is no need to understand anything.
02:20Don't think anything.
02:21Just open your legs and enjoy.
02:27Look up, my love. Why are you feeling shy?
02:52No.
02:59No.
03:05Sir, are you happy?
03:07Did everything go well last night?
03:09Churan, what should I tell you?
03:11I had a lot of fun spending the night with your wife.
03:16I will never forget this night.
03:18Yes.
03:19Yes, I also had a lot of fun.
03:23My wife acts so well.
03:26Look, keep talking as if something has really happened between them.
03:30Sir, you are happy. What else do we want?
03:34I have succeeded in sending my wife to you.
03:38Churan, I am not happy.
03:40In fact, I am very happy.
03:42Poor guy, he must not have done anything last night.
03:44He is just so happy to make my wife sleep next to him.
03:49That's it, sir. That's why I did all this.
03:52Okay, Bulbul, shall we go?
03:54Yes, as you wish.
03:55One minute, Bulbul.
03:58Did you have fun last night?
04:00Yes, sir. I had a lot of fun.
04:03For the first time in my life, I have understood the real meaning of sleeping.
04:07Okay, sir. We will leave now.
04:10One minute. Wait a minute.
04:11Wait a minute.
04:16You have done so much for me, so I will do something for you.
04:21This is your reward.
04:22Sir, what was the need for this?
04:23Take it.
04:24No, it's okay. You are late, so I will keep it.
04:27And Bulbul, this is for you.
04:31Thank you, sir.
04:33No problem.
04:34Okay, sir. We are leaving.
04:35Greetings.
04:36Let's go.
04:42Let's go.
04:49He said that he won't be able to do anything with the owner.
04:52But he did it very well.
04:53From the front and from the back, he made me a fool.
05:00Did you see my Bulbul Rani?
05:03The magic of my intelligence.
05:06You got 10,000 rupees and I got 2,000 rupees.
05:09This means that I have earned 12,000 rupees overnight.
05:13Isn't it?
05:14Yes, yes.
05:16You are very intelligent that you made your wife sleep with another man.
05:21And nothing happened and you got the money too.
05:24That's the thing.
05:27Did you see?
05:28I didn't drink alcohol and I am fully intoxicated.
05:31Without doing anything, the fun of earning money is different.
05:34Isn't it?
05:35Yes, brother.
05:36Yes, brother.
05:37He made our life miserable.
05:40He is not even taking the name of going to the back door.
05:43And you think that nothing has happened.
05:45You fool, you are not intelligent.
05:48He was the one who made the plan and took your wife's front and back.
05:52And you are sitting like a fool.
05:55But Churan, I won't leave you like this.
05:58I will give you more jealousy than I am feeling.
06:02My Bulbul Rani, what are you thinking?
06:06I know that you are praising me.
06:09Then do it openly.
06:11I also like it.
06:12Yes, yes, you fool.
06:14I will beat you.
06:15Just wait for a while.
06:17Why are you standing so quietly?
06:19Why don't you say anything?
06:21What should I say?
06:22I was thinking about your intelligence.
06:25How did you earn so much money overnight without working hard?
06:31Do you agree with your intelligent husband's mind?
06:37Yes, yes.
06:39Don't ask so much.
06:42Okay, what were we saying?
06:45How will we earn more money now?
06:48Have you thought about it?
06:49What else?
06:51Will we take you again tonight?
06:53My intelligent husband, tell me one thing.
06:56Do you eat the same vegetable every day?
07:00No.
07:01Then how will the gardener sleep with the same girl every day?
07:04How will he sleep with her?
07:08I haven't thought about it.
07:11And if a girl from outside comes, she will take all the money.
07:15My dream of becoming rich and buying a bullet will be incomplete.
07:20This is what I am trying to make you understand.
07:23Then what should I do now?
07:25If someone is from the house, then all the money will remain at home, right?
07:30But now, who will get their family here?
07:34You have your Guddi, right?
07:36Guddi?
07:37But will she agree?
07:39You are her brother.
07:41If you will make her understand, then why won't she agree?
07:44You are right.
07:46I will go and talk to Guddi.
07:51Go, go.
07:53You made a mess of my ass, right?
07:57Now see, how that Hapsi wolf will make a mess of your sister.
08:05Hey, Guddi.
08:06Yes, brother.
08:07I came to talk to you.
08:08Yes, tell me.
08:10I wanted to tell you something.
08:13Money is very important these days.
08:16But I don't understand anything, brother.
08:19You will have to do one thing for me.
08:21But what will I have to do?
08:23You will have to sleep with our new owner for one night.
08:28Sleep?
08:29What are you saying?
08:30Have you gone mad?
08:31What are you saying?
08:32Have you gone mad?
08:34Hey.
08:37He just lets me sleep with him.
08:39He doesn't do anything.
08:41I have slept with the owner myself.
08:43Still, sister-in-law.
08:44Hey, Guddi. I am your brother.
08:48I won't let anything wrong happen to you.
08:50The owner will sleep with you only at night.
08:53He won't do anything.
08:56And in the morning, he will give you a lot of money.
08:58Think about it.
09:00You will get a lot of money.
09:01Now think about becoming rich.
09:03You are going to become rich very soon.
09:05Brother, I can't do all this.
09:08What if something goes wrong?
09:13Hey, Guddi.
09:14I know everything about you and that manager.
09:19If you act smart, I will tell everything to your brother.
09:22Understood?
09:24Okay, brother.
09:25Now if you are saying, I will go.
09:28Okay.
09:36You made me lose my temper, right?
09:38Now see what that animal does to your sister.
09:55Greetings, sir.
09:56Greetings.
09:58What's the matter, Churan?
10:00Who is this young man?
10:01Which college did you bring him from?
10:05Sir, she is my sister.
10:07Guddi.
10:12She is your sister?
10:13Yes, sir.
10:15It doesn't look good if you sleep with the same woman every day.
10:19You also want a change, right?
10:23That's why I brought my sister, Guddi today.
10:26You will have a lot of fun today.
10:29Churan, how many times will you win my heart?
10:33A loyal servant like you, who can do anything to fulfill all my wishes.
10:39His name should be immortal in history.
10:42Sir, you are embarrassing me.
10:47It is my duty to work for your happiness.
10:50And a servant's happiness lies in the happiness of the boss.
10:53Isn't it, Guddi?
10:54Yes, brother.
10:55Then go.
10:56From today, your salary will be increased from Rs. 10,000 to Rs. 15,000.
11:02Okay, sir.
11:03Okay?
11:04Thank you, sir.
11:06No need to thank me.
11:08If you can take such good care of me, then it is my duty towards you.
11:13Look, Guddi.
11:14Don't upset the boss.
11:16Just do as the boss says.
11:18And we shouldn't get a chance to complain.
11:21Yes, brother.
11:23Okay, sir.
11:25We will leave now.
11:26You enjoy.
11:28What do you say in English?
11:30Have fun.
11:33Go, Churan. Go.
11:35I am going to have a lot of fun.
11:39Good night, sir.
11:40Good night.
11:51I swear on my life.
11:55Churan.
12:11Wow. Wow. Wow.
12:13There is one thing.
12:15All the girls of Churan's family are equal to each other.
12:20Sister-in-law is great.
12:22Sister-in-law is more amazing than that.
12:25What are you doing?
12:27I am loving you, my love.
12:29What else am I doing?
12:30But you call the girls to spit next to you, right?
12:33I told you and your sister-in-law to spit.
12:37Last night your sister-in-law also spit.
12:39And now it is your turn to spit.
12:43That means you lie to everyone.
12:45Guddi is not famous all over the city.
12:49Guddi means Chudakkad.
12:51And today I will show you the moon, the stars and the sun together.
12:56If you are Guddi Chudakkad, then I am also Chaman Chudakkad.
13:00I swear on my life.
13:01After a long time I have met a great player.
13:03Today I will show you the whole city.
13:07Come into my arms, my love.
13:21And Guddi Rani, how was yesterday?
13:41You know everything.
13:42Then why are you asking, sister-in-law?
13:44Tell me.
13:45Did he take you to heaven or not?
13:48I don't know about heaven.
13:50But I took him to heaven.
13:52But I have a complaint with you, sister-in-law.
13:54You didn't tell me that he doesn't sleep.
13:57He also spits.
13:58And he doesn't spit like this.
14:00He spits like an animal.
14:02Then I would have got ready and left.
14:04I don't know how many animals I have stolen and left them.
14:09What could you have done, sister-in-law?
14:11Your brother, mother thief Churan, fooled me and put me in front of that hungry lion.
14:17And he kept spitting at me with his machine gun.
14:22And he is jealous that I don't have to leave tomorrow.
14:25No problem, sister-in-law.
14:26I have taken my revenge from him.
14:29Now he won't be able to load his machine for at least two months.
14:33And if he ever thinks of spitting in his life, he will surely remember me.
14:47I spitted at my wife.
15:07I spitted at my sister.
15:11And what did I get in return?
15:17This money.
15:23And what is this money for?
15:31This money.
15:34Who made me his wife and his sister's agent.