The new kid at school must bond with his new classmates for a senior project in order to graduate, but will they find out the secret he's hiding.
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00:00:00At the park or at the beach, at home or on TV, nothing could go wrong, nothing could go wrong.
00:00:29Nothing could go wrong when you're with me.
00:00:34Catch a ride or catch a whale, at home or in L.A., nothing could go wrong when you're with me, when you're with me.
00:00:46Baby, baby, close your eyes, baby, baby, don't think twice, I want you, I want you.
00:00:56Baby, baby, close your eyes, baby, baby, don't think twice, I want you, I want you.
00:01:06Baby, baby, close your eyes, baby, baby, don't think twice, I want you, I want you.
00:01:16I want you, want you, want you, want you.
00:01:26Baby, baby, close your eyes, baby, baby, don't think twice, I want you, I want you.
00:01:53Good morning.
00:01:54Good morning.
00:01:55Who are you?
00:01:57Uh, Peter Hammer, ma'am.
00:01:59You're 37 minutes late.
00:02:01Oh, yes.
00:02:02The mid-semester transfer from Alhambra High. I was told by our principal that you were going to USC on a scholarship.
00:02:09Uh, yes, ma'am. Biology grant.
00:02:12Nice of you to pay us a visit on your way to fancy academia land.
00:02:16This is the communications elective.
00:02:19More like the all-other-sections-were-filled-leftover elective.
00:02:22Quiet, Natalia.
00:02:24Am I in the wrong class?
00:02:25You're in the right class. Take a seat and come see me after class.
00:02:28The rest of you, I want ten examples of advertising gimmicks from the 1950s, and I'm going to collect these first thing tomorrow morning.
00:02:34I'm going to check out the handouts. No funny business while I'm gone.
00:02:38I'm gone.
00:02:51What?
00:02:54What?
00:02:57Thanks for the sweet table. Nice table. That was sweet of you.
00:03:03Sweet? Last time someone called me sweet was probably never.
00:03:09Sweet, nice, same thing.
00:03:12Hey, it takes guts transferring mid-semester senior year. I respect that.
00:03:17It's not like I had a choice.
00:03:19Oh, parents. Forgive them, for they know not what they do.
00:03:24Stupid. I'm trying to focus here.
00:03:29She's the parasite queen.
00:03:32A perfect plastic Barbie who wears her dad's credit cards as earrings and has pretty designer clothing on all the time.
00:03:39Like a Paris Hilton?
00:03:41I'm going to say it, I actually like Paris Hilton.
00:03:44What?
00:03:45Yeah, I mean she sued the guy for making the sex tape and then donated all the money to environmental causes.
00:03:49Saving the world one sex tape at a time?
00:03:53I think he's hot. I said I think he's hot. In like an I don't know what's going on kind of vibe.
00:04:01He's going to be a USC nerd for crying out loud.
00:04:05A hot USC nerd. Get into it, Jill.
00:04:08Totally a hot nerd.
00:04:10Nerds are in, Jill. Get into it.
00:04:12You're literally just repeating what she said.
00:04:18Ew. Desperate.
00:04:21Desperate.
00:04:22He obviously wants you back.
00:04:24So sad.
00:04:26Some people are just stuck in last season. I, however, am all about the future.
00:04:39Hello?
00:04:52Who do you think you are looking for my things?
00:04:55Um, sorry, it was an accident.
00:04:59You were an accident.
00:05:01I don't know what kind of glorified daycare you came from, but here at Kennedy, you come to class on time. Understood?
00:05:07Yes, ma'am. My apologies.
00:05:09Don't yes, ma'am me. I don't know what kind of glorified daycare you came from, but here at Kennedy, you come to class on time. Understood?
00:05:16Yes, ma'am. My apologies.
00:05:18Don't yes, ma'am me. I disdain brown nosers.
00:05:22I own you for the rest of the year.
00:05:25And just like the rest of the class, you owe me a senior project.
00:05:30Uh, yes, ma'am. Uh, Ms. Getty.
00:05:33So, think of a topic. Something spectacular. And a title.
00:05:38Topics are due Friday. Get out.
00:05:43Andy! Get in here!
00:05:48Hi.
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00:06:07I'm Andy.
00:06:08I'm Peter Hammer.
00:06:09Yeah, the transfer from Alhambra High.
00:06:11You were in the same comm class.
00:06:13Oh.
00:06:14Oh, are you here working on your senior project?
00:06:16Yeah.
00:06:18Oh.
00:06:19Senior project blues, huh?
00:06:21Yeah, I'm completely screwed.
00:06:23Oh, no.
00:06:24So, what did you do to get Ms. Getty?
00:06:27I didn't do anything. She was assigned to me.
00:06:29If you don't want me to say anything, I won't, alright?
00:06:31But, like, listen, man, you're going to USC. You're on academic suspension or something?
00:06:37Drugs?
00:06:39Meth?
00:06:40Meth?
00:06:41You...
00:06:43Do you chase the white tiger?
00:06:46Do I look like I do meth to you?
00:06:48Actually, wait, don't answer that.
00:06:51Ms. Getty is weird.
00:06:52No, it's not, it's not. You see it?
00:06:58Hey, Natalia.
00:07:00What do you want, Andy?
00:07:03Oh, hey, new guy.
00:07:06Hello, I'm Peter.
00:07:08Peter.
00:07:09What do you think I should get my dad, Prada or LV?
00:07:13Nah, see, me, I would...
00:07:14No, not you, Andy.
00:07:17Oh, um...
00:07:19Yeah, you should.
00:07:20I don't really, I don't shop much.
00:07:21You don't?
00:07:23I don't buy stuff. People buy stuff for me.
00:07:26But good luck shopping for your dad.
00:07:31Thanks.
00:07:36That was hot.
00:07:38He's a badass.
00:07:39Um, seriously.
00:07:40You like Andy.
00:07:41Jill, just do your copies.
00:07:44Point of homework.
00:07:46It's like, I'm home, why am I working?
00:07:48Yeah.
00:07:49So strange.
00:07:50Just do it.
00:07:53Start, start.
00:07:54Jilly Bear.
00:07:57I need you to do me a favor.
00:07:59Of course, anything.
00:08:01I need you to get intel on the hot new guy.
00:08:03I want to know what he likes, what he doesn't like,
00:08:05where he lives, anything else you can find out.
00:08:07So you want me to go undercover?
00:08:09Yes.
00:08:10Like 21 Jump Street.
00:08:12Cool.
00:08:16Okay.
00:08:17Bye.
00:08:18Bye.
00:08:20Oh, okay.
00:08:21Bye, Natalia.
00:08:23Hey, Natalia.
00:08:24Isn't espionage a little tacky for you?
00:08:27No pretending to have new friends at all?
00:08:29Okay, you're one to talk about pretending, Spencer.
00:08:32You're the one who pretended to be my boyfriend before coming out as gay.
00:08:37Do you know how embarrassing that is for me?
00:08:40How is that embarrassing for you?
00:08:48So, uh, you live around here?
00:08:52Yeah, nearby.
00:08:53Yeah, like most of us.
00:08:55That's cool.
00:08:57So, uh, you live around here?
00:08:59Yeah, nearby.
00:09:00Yeah, like most of us.
00:09:01That's cool.
00:09:02Hey, by any chance, do you want cookies?
00:09:04Because, uh, that's why you walk every day.
00:09:06Sam!
00:09:07Whoa!
00:09:12Please.
00:09:13You okay?
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:15Looks like everyone's a klutz today.
00:09:16Yeah.
00:09:18That's very sweet of you.
00:09:21Wow.
00:09:22These are some amazing doodles.
00:09:24Oh, well, they're sketches, but thanks.
00:09:26I want to be a fashion designer, so these are for the senior project.
00:09:31Oh, uh, fashion's your topic?
00:09:32It is.
00:09:33How we communicate in an eco-friendly manner through what we wear.
00:09:36I wrote my design school essay on that topic as well.
00:09:40So, uh, Miss Getty's a fan of that, uh, senior project, huh?
00:09:43Yeah, she makes it seem like the be-all, end-all, but it really doesn't matter that much.
00:09:48It's just I'm really looking forward to USC.
00:09:51It may mean staying in one place more than six months.
00:09:53It may mean staying in one place more than six months.
00:09:56Moving sucks.
00:09:57Yeah, it does.
00:10:02Hey.
00:10:04Do you want me to walk you home?
00:10:05Uh, thanks, but I need to stop at the store.
00:10:09Uh-huh.
00:10:10You sure about that?
00:10:11Because, you know, I could protect you.
00:10:13From what?
00:10:14Kenny High's resident stalker.
00:10:16Yo, listen, man.
00:10:17I am, like, the authority of everyone and everything at Kennedy.
00:10:20That's because you stalk people.
00:10:22Man, all right, I'm serious, all right?
00:10:23Listen, listen, okay?
00:10:24Check this out.
00:10:25You know Sylvester Stallone, ex-wife, lives here?
00:10:27Alone.
00:10:28Did you know that?
00:10:29Both.
00:10:30Okay, stop.
00:10:31This house right here?
00:10:32Man, when you're walking home, make sure you be careful, man.
00:10:34I'm telling you.
00:10:35It's some people that moved into that house.
00:10:37Woo!
00:10:38These people are Russian mobsters.
00:10:40They just stalk people.
00:10:42These people are Russian mobsters.
00:10:44They just slinging guns and drugs.
00:10:49That's where I live.
00:10:55Mom, I'm home.
00:11:12Damn.
00:11:23Mom, you in here?
00:11:28This is your room?
00:11:30Uh, no, this is just the video game chamber.
00:11:33Just for video games?
00:11:35Bro, so that means your room is what?
00:11:36What, twice as big?
00:11:38Oh, you gotta let me see it.
00:11:39Uh, what's your favorite video game?
00:11:41Man, I don't really have a favorite video game.
00:11:43I'm not really much of a gamer, you know?
00:11:46But you gotta let me tour that room.
00:11:50Oh.
00:11:51Oh, no.
00:11:53Is this a Super Nintendo?
00:11:55Yeah.
00:11:56Oh, my God.
00:11:57I swear.
00:11:58I love Nintendo.
00:11:59Like, that's my favorite games.
00:12:01I was gonna get Nintendo tattooed on me.
00:12:03Oh, my goodness!
00:12:12Oh, my God.
00:12:19She said, let's play.
00:12:20And now you're about to lose.
00:12:21And you're getting all emotional.
00:12:22All you're doing is blocking and jumping.
00:12:24No.
00:12:25What is that?
00:12:26Listen, all right?
00:12:27I wish there was, like, a barrier right here.
00:12:28Like, a little glass wall or something.
00:12:30Ah!
00:12:31Ah!
00:12:33Oh, my goodness!
00:12:34Bro, I cannot believe I'm winning this game.
00:12:36I've never even played this before.
00:12:37Me neither.
00:12:38What?
00:12:39It's your game.
00:12:40I just haven't played it in a while.
00:12:41Yeah, right?
00:12:43Ah!
00:12:44Yes!
00:12:45Oh!
00:12:46What?
00:12:47Woo!
00:12:48All right.
00:12:49Tour time.
00:12:50Let's go to the kitchen.
00:12:52Um.
00:12:54Um.
00:13:00Come to me.
00:13:03Please, put those back.
00:13:04Bro.
00:13:05Oh, my goodness.
00:13:07This ice cream is on a whole other level, man.
00:13:10I swear, I've never had pâté ice cream before, ever.
00:13:13Who knew it had leeches, lobsters, ice cream?
00:13:16Oh, no, no, no.
00:13:17Hey, that is not a way to treat a guest.
00:13:19Look, if you want ice cream, let's go to the market, and I'll get you a cart full.
00:13:23Man, I don't understand.
00:13:25I don't understand, all right?
00:13:27Thanks for the food.
00:13:28Hold on, I'll have to call you back.
00:13:30Okay?
00:13:31Sounds good.
00:13:32Uh, hello, Mrs. Hammer.
00:13:34I'm Andy.
00:13:35Nice to meet you.
00:13:37Um.
00:13:39I'm sorry.
00:13:40I thought we had an agreement no friends over.
00:13:43It's fine today, but he's coming back next week, so don't make it a habit.
00:13:48And guys, let's clean up whatever's going on here.
00:13:57Yo, uh, do you want to tell me what just happened?
00:14:01Uh, do you want to tell me what just happened?
00:14:10All right, look, here's the deal.
00:14:13Please don't tell anybody, but this isn't my house.
00:14:18My mom is the new live-in maid and she works for this billionaire, so we get to stay here for free.
00:14:26So, like, where's this billionaire at now?
00:14:30He's probably somewhere in the south of France on a super yacht.
00:14:33Look, man, your secret is safe with me, all right?
00:14:36But by my calculations, that gives us more than enough time to eat this ice cream and replace it before he gets back.
00:14:42Let's get out of here.
00:14:46But hey, you know this, like, makes us best friends now, right?
00:14:51All right?
00:14:52All right?
00:14:53So, I'm going to need you to put it there.
00:14:55Right there.
00:14:56Come on, don't leave me hanging.
00:14:57It turned into a punch after a long time.
00:14:59Come on, don't leave me hanging.
00:15:00There it is.
00:15:01All right, man, grab a spoon, bro.
00:15:03And I'll share this billion-dollar ice cream with you.
00:15:08Andy.
00:15:11Yeah?
00:15:12I heard his dad is a gangster.
00:15:14A gangster?
00:15:15Like Tony Montana.
00:15:17So what's he like?
00:15:18Is he like an average dad or is he a hot gangster nerd dad?
00:15:21Who's a hot gangster nerd dad?
00:15:23There you are.
00:15:24Yeah, she was asking me if your dad would...
00:15:27Oh, my God.
00:15:29I know you've been having a hard time adjusting, so I got you something.
00:15:33My dad wanted the one with the stripes, so this one was left over.
00:15:36Wow, snake skin.
00:15:38How did you know that?
00:15:40I guess it's just a hobby of mine.
00:15:43Oh, Andy, be a doll and give us a little bit of privacy.
00:15:47Privacy?
00:15:48Oh, no, I do apologize.
00:15:49I can't do that.
00:15:50Privacy?
00:15:51This is my bro right here.
00:15:52There's no privacy between us.
00:15:53Okay, the vending machine is spitting out free snacks.
00:15:55I'll be back.
00:15:56All right, all right.
00:15:58Smells stronger than you look.
00:16:00Thanks.
00:16:05Did you just get voted off the island?
00:16:07You jealous?
00:16:09Please.
00:16:10I thought the ice queen was saving herself for an imaginary reunion with Spencer.
00:16:14Spencer?
00:16:16Yo, this dude has got balls.
00:16:17Like, I mean, his dad is running for public office and he decides to come out now?
00:16:22No, that couldn't be me.
00:16:24And then this guy over here, man.
00:16:26You know he has a home theater with video games?
00:16:28Like, every single video game that you could even imagine.
00:16:31And then he took me to the kitchen?
00:16:33Girl, the kitchen got so much—
00:16:34You ramble a lot.
00:16:36It's like, I can't believe your dog is named Alexander Wang.
00:16:39That's effing brills.
00:16:40Do you think it's brills, Peter?
00:16:44Hello.
00:16:45Earth to Peter.
00:16:46Yes, uh, very effing brill.
00:16:49Sorry, I'm probably boring you with all my fashion talk.
00:16:53Um, why did you send Andy away?
00:16:57It's like in science, okay?
00:16:59Hot, cool animals hang out with other hot, cool animals.
00:17:03Swans don't hang out with bears because bears are annoying and ugly.
00:17:07That's probably because they'd be eaten almost immediately.
00:17:11Exactly.
00:17:13Do you want Andy to eat you?
00:17:14The point is that you are a hot nerd.
00:17:18And I want you to hang out with us.
00:17:20Because you're hot.
00:17:24Um, I'll think about it.
00:17:28You're always thinking.
00:17:30Hey!
00:17:32Are you in the spirit realm?
00:17:35Or are you in the earthy realm?
00:17:38Oh, my bad.
00:17:41Spirit.
00:17:43Spirit.
00:17:45Lying in Shavasana.
00:17:47The most important pose in yoga, so...
00:17:50Quiet.
00:17:52Quiet.
00:17:54Quiet.
00:17:56Quiet.
00:17:57The most important pose in yoga, so...
00:17:59Quiet.
00:18:01Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Shavasana, Shavasana.
00:18:03Alright, I'll tell you what, let me know when you get back, alright?
00:18:06I'm so sorry.
00:18:08I got a little chip on your head.
00:18:10Please, man.
00:18:12I'm just trying to help.
00:18:13I got you.
00:18:25So, can you give me like an ETA or like a rough...
00:18:28What do you want, Andy?
00:18:31So, man, what's your topic for senior project, huh?
00:18:34I still haven't decided. Stop.
00:18:36I still haven't decided.
00:18:38So, like, are you jealous of Natalia and Peter?
00:18:41Seriously?
00:18:42What do either of those questions even have to do with you, man?
00:18:45Yo, man, listen, everyone's been acting so weird since he got here.
00:18:48Listen, dude, the girls are just bored.
00:18:51That's it.
00:18:55Yeah, I mean, yeah, I guess you're right.
00:18:58Okay, now, when you're ready...
00:19:00Uh-huh.
00:19:02Take a deep breath in.
00:19:04Let it out.
00:19:07And slowly lie back with your palms facing up, okay?
00:19:10Palms.
00:19:12Palms.
00:19:18Alright, let's all break up into small groups and start declaring topics.
00:19:27Peter, can I join your group?
00:19:30Um, actually, we work better if we're just keeping the group small.
00:19:34One more person doesn't make it that much bigger.
00:19:36It really does, actually.
00:19:38Hey, Liz.
00:19:40Yes, Natalia?
00:19:42Can I join Mr. Hammerstein's group, then?
00:19:47Oh, Spencer. Perfect.
00:19:49Take a seat.
00:19:51If the universe wills it.
00:19:53Who's first?
00:19:55Um, well, I will be doing a fashion show that features eco-friendly, affordable clothing.
00:19:59For the high school student.
00:20:01Natalia, you forgot to include me in your group like we discussed.
00:20:05Yeah, Jill, about that.
00:20:07Peter here is my new fashion assistant, so you're no longer necessary.
00:20:14Damn, another one bites the dust.
00:20:17Okay, who's next?
00:20:19I'll go.
00:20:21I'll be doing a fashion show as well, but I'm going to be doing real fashion.
00:20:24High fashion, not weirdo fashion.
00:20:27Wow, you really are a demon from hell.
00:20:29You just flat out stole my idea.
00:20:31Um, excuse you?
00:20:33You didn't invent fashion shows.
00:20:35You're just afraid of my impeccable taste.
00:20:37Aren't they going to fight?
00:20:38Yeah, fashion brings out the worst in them.
00:20:41The holes that you're going to have to cut in the back of the clothing to make room for all your demon bitch wigs to just pop out!
00:20:46Um, Samantha, you can watch your language.
00:20:48And you can both do fashion shows.
00:20:51You just have to communicate your ideas clearly.
00:20:54Who's next? Spencer.
00:20:56Well, uh, I am going to make a cookbook for my alveolacto-vegetarian recipes.
00:21:01Is that a Star Trek thing?
00:21:02No, man. It means he doesn't eat meat, but he still eats animal products like, you know, honey, eggs, milk.
00:21:09It's simple, Peter. Nothing with a face.
00:21:11That sounds delightful.
00:21:13All right, Andy, what's yours?
00:21:15Oh, I am doing a documentary about my friends.
00:21:19Who are your friends?
00:21:21We're his friends.
00:21:23It's going to be a reflection of high school before, you know, reality hits.
00:21:27Good luck with that.
00:21:29And Mr. Hammerstein.
00:21:30Hammer.
00:21:32Well, what is your topic?
00:21:34I didn't, uh, think of anything.
00:21:36You mean you don't have one after I specifically told you you needed one by today?
00:21:41Um, yeah, I have one here somewhere.
00:21:46Oh, did you take these?
00:21:48Yes.
00:21:50They're really, really good.
00:21:52You know, I dabbled in photography myself.
00:21:55You better do an incredible job.
00:21:58Don't disappoint me.
00:22:00All right, everybody.
00:22:02No, you cannot...
00:22:04I don't know anything about photography.
00:22:06Don't worry, there's great iPhone apps for that.
00:22:08I don't have an iPhone.
00:22:10You still got apps.
00:22:12The senior project is worth two-thirds of your grade, so if you don't pass, you don't graduate.
00:22:18Have a nice day.
00:22:20Sam.
00:22:22Look, uh, I may need you to write me a poem that you can actually read at my funeral.
00:22:29What, do you have, like, a fatal illness like one of those Lifetime movies?
00:22:32Uh, yes, I do.
00:22:35The, uh, pressure of the senior project has caused a fatal ulcer.
00:22:40I may not make it to graduation.
00:22:42Huh, lucky you.
00:22:44Oh, come on, I was kidding.
00:22:46Look, uh, I may need you to write me a poem that you can actually read at my funeral.
00:22:49Look, uh, I'm sorry I hung out with her, okay?
00:22:54She did something nice, and I felt like I had to be nice back to her.
00:22:58Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:23:00I'd much rather you not cross over into bitch mode.
00:23:02Okay.
00:23:04Look, since we're already walking, do you want to come over?
00:23:06Somebody followed me home the other day, it was kind of scary.
00:23:09Wait, someone followed you in this neighborhood?
00:23:11Yeah.
00:23:13He's probably at my fridge right now.
00:23:20Mmm.
00:23:24Breaking and entering for Haagen-Dazs, that's just sad, Andy.
00:23:28Yeah, but you haven't tried this new flavor of Lynch's Lobster.
00:23:31You know what, though? I can't really blame him. This place is kind of incredible.
00:23:36You know, Peter hasn't really lived...
00:23:41That, um, Peter hasn't really lived that extravagantly.
00:23:45It's, uh, it's normally his father.
00:23:47Yeah, so, um, hey, you guys want to go do some work or something like that?
00:23:55Do you think Miss Getty really wants us all to fail?
00:23:58Of course she does. She's a pathetic troll who hates everybody.
00:24:02This one time, I saw her spill her Frappuccino all over my college portfolio sketches.
00:24:07She didn't even say sorry. She'll do anything to be sure that I don't go to fashion school.
00:24:12You're going to strike that from the record, right, Andy?
00:24:14Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Strike, strike that.
00:24:19I have to graduate. I don't know anything about photography.
00:24:24Okay, well, let's figure this out. There has to be something interesting that you can photograph.
00:24:31Buildings? Oceans?
00:24:36How about you photograph your bugs?
00:24:45See? It's weird. You guys saw them. Let's go back downstairs.
00:24:51Oh, really? Tell me.
00:24:55Why do you collect bugs?
00:24:58Okay, well, um, these aren't just any bugs.
00:25:06They're masters of camouflage. They can fit in anywhere.
00:25:10They're masters of camouflage. They can fit in anywhere and disappear when they want to.
00:25:24Well, I'm not going to lie. It's kind of gross, but, uh, I don't know. It's actually kind of cool.
00:25:34Um, I think you just found your senior project.
00:25:41Yo, this documentary's for a senior project, right?
00:25:45Uh, yeah. Miss Getty said it was cool.
00:25:50Miss Getty. I swear to God, she'll do anything to get in my pants.
00:25:54Shut up, man!
00:25:56Dude, you don't even realize, bro. Like, I swear to God, she hasn't been laid since at least the 94 Guns N' Roses thing.
00:26:02Yeah, I know.
00:26:03Shut up, man!
00:26:05Dude, you don't even realize, bro. Like, I swear to God, she hasn't been laid since at least the 94 Guns N' Roses thing.
00:26:11I'm not joking.
00:26:13Yo, you're going to edit that out, right?
00:26:14Uh, yeah.
00:26:15Better.
00:26:17So, uh, what is this concoction?
00:26:21That is vegetarian meatloaf.
00:26:23Oh, interesting.
00:26:25Why have you chosen this dish?
00:26:28Well, my dad, for some reason, likes meatloaf and hates the fact that I'm a vegetarian. So, vegetarian meatloaf.
00:26:36So, uh, what, do you just do everything to spite your dad?
00:26:39No, actually. But that asshole wants me to go to Georgetown and become some politician or something.
00:26:45All I really want to do is go to Nepal and find my spiritual awakening.
00:26:49So, uh, what's stopping you?
00:26:52Well, in order to go on a spiritual awakening, you need cash flow.
00:26:56And I won't have cash unless I get my trust fund, and he won't give me my trust fund unless...
00:27:01I got you.
00:27:03Good. Now, you need to be sage, because you're experiencing some negative energy.
00:27:10Um...
00:27:13Um...
00:27:15This is my school shirt, bro. What the fuck?
00:27:17So, the name of my new fashion show is...
00:27:19Drumroll, please.
00:27:21Oh, my God.
00:27:23Genius. I love it.
00:27:26No, I meant, like, actually do a drumroll for the announcement.
00:27:29Oh, I can't. I just got my nails done.
00:27:34It's called Hot Nerd. I named it after my new assistant, Peter Hammer, and his dad, who are both hot nerds.
00:27:41I'm having trouble picturing this.
00:27:43Yeah. Okay.
00:27:45Well, for inspiration, I've compiled photos of some of the hottest nerds of all time.
00:27:50Isaac Newton. Albert Einstein. Yum.
00:27:54Christopher Lloyd.
00:27:56Okay, but no. Christopher Lloyd is not a nerd. He is an actor from the 80s.
00:28:01I hate this school!
00:28:09Total psychopath.
00:28:10She's a little odd.
00:28:19Jill?
00:28:29Is it that awful Natalia girl?
00:28:33I've seen the way that she treats you.
00:28:35You know, they used to bully me in high school.
00:28:37Boy, did they regret it.
00:28:42You can outsmart them.
00:28:46I can show you how.
00:28:48I can show you how.
00:29:12Mr. Butterfly.
00:29:18Hello?
00:29:21Hello?
00:29:23Mr. Butterfly?
00:29:33Okay. Okay.
00:29:36What?
00:29:38Ah, relax.
00:29:40Relax, it's just me.
00:29:42Man, I just wanted to catch you in your natural habitat.
00:29:44What?
00:29:46My bad, man. I didn't mean to spook you.
00:29:48Really?
00:29:50Because you're running around in the middle of a jungle, wearing a wookie suit, making growling noises.
00:29:54You are bound to spook somebody!
00:29:56First off, I wasn't gurgling, alright?
00:29:58My stomach was growling because I didn't eat my burrito like I always do this morning.
00:30:01Anyways, what do you think of this suit, huh?
00:30:04Huh?
00:30:06You know, my brother used to use this for paintballing.
00:30:08Quick lesson in boundaries.
00:30:10Using a military suit,
00:30:11using tactical strategies, running around the forest,
00:30:13looking like a...
00:30:15Whatever that is!
00:30:17Look, I'm calling the police next time.
00:30:19Man, if you call the cops on me, they'll never find me.
00:30:21I masked this whole thing in dog shit
00:30:23so that even if the police were to come here,
00:30:25they're going to think they're following a person.
00:30:27They're going to end up following some dog that just took a shit.
00:30:29They'll never find me.
00:30:31Invisible, bro.
00:30:33What is wrong with you?
00:30:35I got some great footage of you.
00:30:37I thought you was about to cry.
00:30:39Dude, I shit my pants.
00:30:42They have macro lenses and apps
00:30:45that are literally for close photography, man.
00:30:47I'm telling you, she won't know the difference.
00:30:49Shut up, wood monster.
00:30:51Whoa, man.
00:30:53Sensing some serious negative energy going on over there.
00:30:55Let's cut it out, yeah?
00:30:57It's not coming from me.
00:30:59My energy is always not negative.
00:31:01Plus, I'm so excited about my fashion show,
00:31:03you guys will never guess what my new title is.
00:31:05Hmm, is it Hot Nerd?
00:31:07Spencer, it is really creepy
00:31:09when you do that weird
00:31:11Halloween's thing.
00:31:13I'll tell you, we dated for almost a year.
00:31:15Yeah, but it doesn't count because now you're gay.
00:31:17Okay, can we just get this over with, please?
00:31:19Yes, great idea, Sam.
00:31:21Everyone, we're going to give
00:31:23a one-minute summary of our research.
00:31:25Go.
00:31:27Okay, does anyone have a timer?
00:31:29Oh, my goodness, I just remembered
00:31:31I have something way better than that.
00:31:33That's right.
00:31:35Dude, what the hell are you doing with that?
00:31:37It's an alarm clock
00:31:39found next to your grandma's tea house.
00:31:41It's always invading people's privacy.
00:31:43I'm sorry, what is that?
00:31:45An alarm clock.
00:31:47Okay, so it's like to simulate
00:31:49like a rooster crowing to wake you up,
00:31:51but for like the heavy sleepers,
00:31:53it has this vibrate mode.
00:31:55Okay, that's disgusting.
00:31:57Maybe it belongs to Spencer.
00:31:59Uh-oh, hey, seriously, Natalia?
00:32:01Watch out, watch out.
00:32:03Okay, you know what?
00:32:05I think I've gotten everything
00:32:07that I need from this meeting,
00:32:09so bye, guys.
00:32:11Let's get going.
00:32:13I think she wants his rooster.
00:32:15Not on my watch.
00:32:17I'm getting my man.
00:32:25Oh, oh, my God.
00:32:27I don't know.
00:32:29It's like this thing has a mind of its own.
00:32:31So how's your senior project coming along?
00:32:33So great, in fact,
00:32:35that staying here with a bitch and doofus
00:32:37is actually a total waste of time.
00:32:41Hey, um, do you want to go to the zoo?
00:32:44It could be really good
00:32:46for your senior project.
00:32:48Yeah, sure.
00:32:50Peter, are you ready for a shopping trip?
00:32:52Remember, you promised me.
00:32:54That's right, yeah.
00:32:56Fashion assistant.
00:32:58I forgot.
00:33:00I booked the whole store,
00:33:02and I don't want to keep anyone waiting.
00:33:04Of course you don't.
00:33:07Have fun.
00:33:12So they shut down the whole store for you?
00:33:14Of course.
00:33:16I can't shop with other people around.
00:33:18It's distracting.
00:33:22Let me know if you need anything, okay?
00:33:24Um, this isn't perignon.
00:33:27What are you trying to feed me?
00:33:29Yeah, actually, my manager says
00:33:31I can't serve to underage customers anymore.
00:33:33I'm so sorry about that.
00:33:35Okay, well, you don't tell your manager,
00:33:37and I won't tell everyone
00:33:39that your mom got alopecia
00:33:41and then she filed for bankruptcy
00:33:43leaving you guys broke,
00:33:45so you had to get a job as a sales girl here.
00:33:47Now go get me the real stuff.
00:33:53Thanks.
00:33:55Um, that was a bit harsh.
00:33:57She needed a reminder
00:33:59of where she stands on the food chain.
00:34:01Okay, ready?
00:34:03No, no, no.
00:34:05You know what would make this picture better?
00:34:07Me.
00:34:09One, two, three.
00:34:11Okay.
00:34:19Don't you think this is all a bit much?
00:34:21Renting out a whole store
00:34:23and spending all this money?
00:34:25What's the problem?
00:34:27Do you hate the clothes?
00:34:29No, I think it's wasteful.
00:34:32Oh.
00:34:34Today is a special day.
00:34:36Is it spoiled rich girl day?
00:34:42No.
00:34:44Look, I'm sorry.
00:34:46No, no, no.
00:34:48No, it's fine.
00:34:50It is spoiled rich girl day,
00:34:52and it just happens to be
00:34:54this spoiled rich girl's 18th birthday.
00:34:56Nobody remembered?
00:34:58None of my friends from school.
00:35:00Not psychotic Jill,
00:35:02not even my father
00:35:04who is on a business trip in Reno,
00:35:06which is just code for
00:35:08with his skanky casino mistress,
00:35:09so jackpot,
00:35:11I'm here spending his money.
00:35:16Hey, don't cry.
00:35:18My therapist says that I have
00:35:20OCD or something,
00:35:22or like an addiction problem
00:35:24or a compulsion problem or whatever,
00:35:28but really it's just daddy issues.
00:35:36Can we just finish out the year?
00:35:37See, that's the thing.
00:35:39Everybody thinks I'm stupid.
00:35:43I'm not stupid.
00:35:46Nobody thinks you're stupid.
00:35:48Sam thinks I'm stupid.
00:35:51I'm sorry I'm not as talented as her, okay?
00:35:53Not everybody can be talented all the time.
00:35:55I snotted on the cashmere.
00:36:26I hope it's what you were looking for.
00:36:29Just this once you can
00:36:31come over next to me.
00:36:34Really?
00:36:36And look at them.
00:36:38All right, not too close.
00:36:40That's perfect. Great.
00:36:42Okay, so this picture,
00:36:44this is Natalia with Peter
00:36:46and they were at the Sun Boutique
00:36:48and they were trying on clothes.
00:36:50Oh, it seems that they're plagiarized.
00:36:53They can't do that.
00:36:55Am I wrong? Am I right?
00:36:57No, you're not.
00:36:59No, you're not wrong.
00:37:01No, I'm right.
00:37:03Okay, so she's trying on clothes.
00:37:05Oh, this is amazing.
00:37:07Well, excellent.
00:37:09Would you like to stamp my pad?
00:37:12Go ahead.
00:37:16Oh, it's good. It feels good.
00:37:18Don't really hard.
00:37:20Yeah, that's it.
00:37:22This is like what I imagined drugs to be like.
00:37:23Yes, yes.
00:37:25Yes, I am.
00:37:27What's up, Sam?
00:37:29What the hell are you both doing here?
00:37:32Well, we're here to do the senior project
00:37:34considering we didn't do it at all earlier.
00:37:36Yo, are you guys really sure you want to do this?
00:37:38Natalia said that eco-friendly...
00:37:40Hey, will you stop talking about Peter
00:37:42for like 30 seconds, please?
00:37:44You can be such a royal hemorrhoid sometimes.
00:37:46Dude, what is up your ass today?
00:37:48Okay, I just thought maybe he would be over
00:37:50the whole bitches with money thing.
00:37:51And he fell into Natalia's trap
00:37:53just like everybody else.
00:37:55Natalia is a master seducer
00:37:57and she did the exact same thing to me.
00:37:59Hey, if it means anything,
00:38:01I think Peter digs you way more than Natalia.
00:38:03Yeah, and you know that because you're his
00:38:05what, supposed best friend?
00:38:07Uh, duh.
00:38:09Oh, guys, I think it's me.
00:38:11Who's hitting you, bro?
00:38:13Who's that?
00:38:15It says unknown.
00:38:17What is it?
00:38:19What?
00:38:21I'm in a babbling brook.
00:38:24I'm in a babbling brook.
00:38:26Why are you in a babbling brook?
00:38:28I'm a babbling brook.
00:38:30Yo, what happened?
00:38:32I'm a babbling brook.
00:38:34Yo, y'all are acting like y'all just seen Voldemort.
00:38:36I'm a babbling brook.
00:38:47You know her goal in life
00:38:49is to make me miserable
00:38:51and get in the way of my happiness.
00:38:54Yeah, but
00:38:56Spencer downstairs will tell you that
00:38:58happiness
00:39:00comes from the inside.
00:39:04Oh, he's read too many self-help books.
00:39:12Uh, it started on a shower curtain.
00:39:14It started on a shower curtain.
00:39:22Listen,
00:39:24look, Natalia's not that out to get you.
00:39:26Like, you gotta understand,
00:39:28she's all about image.
00:39:30And right now,
00:39:32she's just going insane because of
00:39:34that crazy debacle that happened
00:39:36with Spencer last month.
00:39:38I mean, he just broke up with her
00:39:40for no reason in front of everyone.
00:39:42Like, she's not over that.
00:39:45Well, welcome to my world.
00:39:47Damn friend zone.
00:39:55Hey, uh,
00:39:58you know, um,
00:40:00this whole thing
00:40:02kinda
00:40:05makes us best friends too.
00:40:09I'm going back to work.
00:40:14You know, I will never understand
00:40:16how a guy like you was ever
00:40:18the apple in Natalia's eye.
00:40:26So,
00:40:28have you been doing yoga since you
00:40:30broke up with Natalia?
00:40:32Yep, to the day, actually.
00:40:34Really?
00:40:36Yes, Andy.
00:40:38Ah, dour dog.
00:40:45Oh, man, that hurt.
00:40:47Yo, dog, that's not right.
00:40:49This is right, bro.
00:40:51This is exactly what you're doing.
00:40:53A little sexy.
00:40:55Straighten out your knees.
00:40:57Ah, you're gonna break my knees.
00:40:59Straighten out your knees.
00:41:01Stop it.
00:41:03Just right here with me, breathe.
00:41:05Hey, hey, what is this?
00:41:07And come up.
00:41:09Oh, for Christ's sake.
00:41:11This is, I don't know.
00:41:12It just came to my attention
00:41:14that certain students are utilizing
00:41:16professional help in their projects
00:41:18and it states in the Senior Project Handbook
00:41:20you can't do that.
00:41:22Hit it, Jill.
00:41:24Oh.
00:41:26Oh.
00:41:28Oh.
00:41:30All right, the two students
00:41:32are obviously complicit
00:41:34in their utilization of professional help,
00:41:36namely the designers at the Sen Boutique
00:41:38and planning to plagiarize their designs.
00:41:40Where did you get this picture?
00:41:42Look at this.
00:41:44You've been spying on me.
00:41:46You psychopathic troll objection.
00:41:49Overall, bitch.
00:41:51Language, Jill.
00:41:53You never said we couldn't use professional help.
00:41:56Uh, it says in the Senior Project Handbook
00:41:59that you cannot use professional help.
00:42:02I'm sorry, Miss Bell, I don't make the rules.
00:42:04Wait, you wrote the rule book.
00:42:06Andy, do you want to go down
00:42:08two letter grades as well?
00:42:10Wait, what?
00:42:12That's right, Mr. Hamster,
00:42:14and your bug project better be amazing.
00:42:16Class dismissed.
00:42:33Hey, hey, what's up, buddy?
00:42:35Not now, Andy.
00:42:37Listen, man, you're not gonna fail, bro.
00:42:39That's why you got me, man.
00:42:40Andy's in the house.
00:42:42I'm here to help you.
00:42:44And look, boom, to film you.
00:42:46Close up, close up.
00:42:48Oh.
00:42:50Um, yeah, that's right, you're filmed.
00:42:52Yeah, come on, man.
00:42:55Um, um, rolling sound.
00:42:58All right, set dressing,
00:43:00wardrobe, your hair is, I mean, it looks good.
00:43:02All right, here we go, ready?
00:43:04And action.
00:43:06Uh, hey, my name is Peter Hammer.
00:43:08Yes.
00:43:10My project is on deceptive coloration
00:43:12for the sake of self-preservation.
00:43:14While they have brilliant coloring,
00:43:16nudie branches are famous for their disposable penises,
00:43:18which allow them to have sex more frequently.
00:43:20Wait, disposable penis?
00:43:22All right, I gotta, I gotta see this.
00:43:24Look at this.
00:43:26Penis, say it with me, penis.
00:43:28I don't have the penis with me.
00:43:30Peter, shut that camera off
00:43:32before I shove it down your throat.
00:43:34Whoa, Natalia, relax,
00:43:36you're gonna pop a blood vessel.
00:43:38Did you see that picture?
00:43:40It wasn't that bad.
00:43:42No, no, it was, it was humiliating.
00:43:44And you know what the worst part is?
00:43:46Dropping two letter grades?
00:43:48No, that I already booked
00:43:50the Performing Arts Center for the show,
00:43:52so it's happening regardless of her stupid rules.
00:43:54Why does she have to ruin my life
00:43:56just because she's bitter about hers?
00:43:58What are you talking about?
00:44:00Well, legend has it that Miss Getty
00:44:02had the nerve to ask out the hottest guy at Kennedy.
00:44:04She weighed, like, 250 pounds.
00:44:06She was a total shamoo.
00:44:08I checked her yearbook picture.
00:44:10I'm not a whale.
00:44:12I'm a humanist.
00:44:14Did you guys know that Miss Getty
00:44:16has these weird pictures of animals
00:44:18humping each other in her office?
00:44:20It's really weird.
00:44:22Oh, breaking news, oh my God!
00:44:24She is into bestiality.
00:44:26I knew it, I knew it, I'm not surprised.
00:44:28Okay, Angie, the camera.
00:44:33Is that the flailing monkey?
00:44:36Happy baby pose, actually.
00:44:38Huh, close.
00:44:40So what can I help you with?
00:44:47I was thinking of throwing, like,
00:44:50a get-together party thing at my place.
00:44:53Really?
00:44:55Miss Square Peg wants to throw a party?
00:44:57My parents are out of town till Wednesday.
00:44:59So what are you thinking?
00:45:01Tom Cruise, risky business style?
00:45:03No, I was thinking more of, like,
00:45:05a senior slash truce party.
00:45:08Senior slash truce party?
00:45:10Ever heard of one?
00:45:12It could be a peace offering with Natalia.
00:45:15And I was thinking you and I could, uh,
00:45:17co-host it together.
00:45:20I mean, okay.
00:45:23A little weird, but sure.
00:45:25What do I have to do?
00:45:27Can you score some booze?
00:45:29Oh, yeah, easily.
00:45:31My dad's got a stockpile in the kitchen.
00:45:33Really?
00:45:35I thought he was, like, a conservative politician or something.
00:45:36Oh, he is.
00:45:41It's not a date or anything weird like that.
00:45:45It's just two friends co-hosting a party together.
00:45:48You're gay, right?
00:45:50Yes. Absolutely.
00:45:53Okay. Sorry about that.
00:45:55Continue.
00:45:57It's all good.
00:45:58All right.
00:45:59I'll see you at the party.
00:46:01Find your inner she or whatever.
00:46:03Thank you. Namaste.
00:46:04Namaste.
00:46:22Excuse me.
00:46:24Hi.
00:46:26Can I help you?
00:46:28Hi. Hello. Yes.
00:46:30I was just in the neighborhood collecting signatures from all the residents.
00:46:34Oh, well, we're trying to recall the mayor.
00:46:37Really?
00:46:39Yes. Yes. Yes. Apparently, he has been groping leanies at the senior center.
00:46:43And we need, like, 20,000 signatures by the end of the week to get him run out of office.
00:46:49Is Mr. Peter Hammer available?
00:46:51No, I'm sorry. He's not.
00:46:53Plus, he's not of age to vote or sign anything.
00:46:56So maybe just his father, then.
00:46:58Sorry. We're not together anymore.
00:47:00Plus, we're not even the homeowners of this property.
00:47:04You're not?
00:47:06No. My son and I just live here.
00:47:08I'm the housekeeper.
00:47:11Oh. Okay.
00:47:14I have to go get more signatures.
00:47:17So I will thank you and go live in sprites.
00:47:22Strange.
00:47:27Sam.
00:47:29Come on.
00:47:30Talk to me.
00:47:34I know it's not right. I know it's... I know it's not perfect.
00:47:39I wanted to say that you look really handsome tonight.
00:47:42Well, here's to us.
00:47:49Miss Getty! Miss Getty!
00:47:54I have news.
00:47:57What is this? Who are you?
00:48:02Steve.
00:48:03One. Peter Hammer is not who he says he is.
00:48:06He's not a millionaire, but a housekeeper's son.
00:48:10Oh! That is delicious. What else do you know?
00:48:14There's going to be a party tonight.
00:48:16With alcohol.
00:48:22I have the same fridge.
00:48:25Hello, Mr. Fridge.
00:48:27Hello, master.
00:48:29That is so funny.
00:48:30See, this is why we get along so well.
00:48:33We like the same things.
00:48:35I'm going to get dressed for the party.
00:48:43Okay.
00:48:45First official party together.
00:48:52Hello.
00:48:54I'm Andy.
00:48:56Today is May 2nd.
00:48:57Today is May 2nd.
00:48:59Location at Samantha's house on Breckenridge Lane.
00:49:02As you know, graduation is right around the corner, so everyone is all crazy.
00:49:06But luckily, we find ourselves today at an underground raging party.
00:49:12Some couples are hoping to get lucky, but let's just be real.
00:49:16Half of them are going to leave with a heartbreak and tears.
00:49:19Well, they're not going to leave at all.
00:49:21They're going to wake up here and not know what happened.
00:49:23I'm not going to graduate.
00:49:27This is your third time not graduating.
00:49:29It's your failing ass.
00:49:31All right.
00:49:33Sorry about that.
00:49:35Here we go.
00:49:37Follow me.
00:49:39I'll show you how we do it over here.
00:49:41Hello, ladies.
00:49:43Can I please get a kiss for Andy?
00:49:45Oh, you love kissing, Andy.
00:49:47Andy will kiss you back.
00:49:50Hey.
00:49:52Let's play house.
00:49:54You guys be the door, and I'll slam you.
00:49:55Upstairs?
00:49:58All right.
00:50:00You know, you could just pretend that I'm Peter.
00:50:03What? Why would I have to do that?
00:50:05I'm so comfortable right now.
00:50:07Are you not comfortable? Are you uncomfortable? Because I'm comfortable.
00:50:09No, it's fine. I'm comfortable. I'm wearing flip-flops. It's all good.
00:50:12Great.
00:50:14So, where are you doing your fashion show?
00:50:16I booked the gym.
00:50:18That's a good venue.
00:50:20It works. It's luxurious enough.
00:50:22Oh, and now for the main attraction.
00:50:23Wow, you guys came together.
00:50:25Yeah, couldn't turn down an invite from Spencer and you.
00:50:30I figured you'd be too embarrassed to show your faces.
00:50:34Well, you figured wrong.
00:50:36Apparently.
00:50:38Why are you not wearing real shoes? What happened to the pair that I bought you?
00:50:41I donated them to Africa. You remember that, right, Miss Talia?
00:50:44Africa.
00:50:46I really need punch. Anyone? Anyone?
00:50:49Yeah, me too.
00:50:51Hmm.
00:50:53So, you're actually dating her.
00:50:56I am actually dating her and you're actually dating him.
00:50:59Actually, I am.
00:51:01That's awesome because the last time I checked, he's actually into guys.
00:51:04He plays for both teams, actually.
00:51:06Fantastic.
00:51:08Amazing. Amazing.
00:51:10Watch out, bro.
00:51:12Oh, man. Oh, man.
00:51:14Tequila. Your favorite.
00:51:16You remembered.
00:51:18Of course, Miss Talia.
00:51:20So, you're throwing a party with her.
00:51:24Yes, I am.
00:51:26Make you jealous?
00:51:28Of what? I thought you turned gay.
00:51:30You can't turn gay.
00:51:32Spencer Grace, you better be gay.
00:51:35Why else did we break up?
00:51:37We broke up because you're a shitty girlfriend.
00:51:39I mean, let's be honest, Miss Talia.
00:51:41All you care about are handbags and Jimmy Choo's.
00:51:43And you know I don't care about shoes.
00:51:45And don't even get me started on when I try to talk about my dad
00:51:48because you just ignore me like I never even said anything.
00:51:50Why don't you talk to your dad?
00:51:52My dad didn't remember my birthday like he doesn't every year.
00:51:55And you know that. And you didn't bother to text or call or anything.
00:51:58You are so self-centered.
00:52:00You were a shitty boyfriend, too, with your self-righteous new-age mumbo-jumbo.
00:52:05But now, I have a new boyfriend.
00:52:07And he is a hot nerd.
00:52:09That's great for you.
00:52:11I guess that makes us even.
00:52:14Hello, face.
00:52:16You're editing that out, right, clown?
00:52:18Man, you ain't editing.
00:52:20Fantastic.
00:52:21Excellent.
00:52:22Stupendous.
00:52:25So, I was thinking that maybe we should get away tomorrow.
00:52:29Go to the beach or something.
00:52:31Oh, yeah, that'd be great.
00:52:33Except, I was hoping we'd work on the senior project tomorrow.
00:52:36God, you're so serious all the time.
00:52:39Don't be such a bore.
00:52:41That's great, but yeah, sure.
00:52:44Spencer, I'm so sorry about this.
00:52:46It's not personal.
00:52:51Spencer.
00:52:54Okay.
00:52:55What the hell was that, Sam?
00:52:56That was me getting really turned on by the music.
00:53:00That was horrible.
00:53:01Why did you just do that?
00:53:02No, it wasn't.
00:53:03I did it because I like you so much.
00:53:06That was like kissing my cousin.
00:53:08And now Natalia's mad at me because of you.
00:53:11Okay, that's great.
00:53:12Because it all matters about Natalia, right?
00:53:14Why do you even care?
00:53:15You broke up with her.
00:53:16Because...
00:53:17Because why?
00:53:18Because you're not actually broken up?
00:53:20Because I'm not gay.
00:53:32Oh, my God.
00:53:33Shit is getting real.
00:53:34Spencer just got bitch slapped.
00:53:35I knew it was going to happen, but it's getting real, man.
00:53:38Follow me.
00:53:39Let's see what else happens.
00:53:51Oh, my God.
00:54:08What do we have here?
00:54:10Evidence of teenage drinking.
00:54:14Miss Getty, I can explain.
00:54:15Where are your parents?
00:54:17Out of town on business.
00:54:19Tell them to call me immediately.
00:54:21The office just got a request from you to use the gym for your fashion presentation.
00:54:26Well, guess what?
00:54:27I'm denying it.
00:54:29What?
00:54:30You're lucky that I don't call the cops right now.
00:54:36You just went down two letter grades, miss.
00:54:40My bad.
00:54:44What is this, Sam?
00:54:45Are you performing communion?
00:54:50Exorcism is more like it.
00:54:54Just don't! I can't even!
00:54:57I think there's some shit on your shoes.
00:54:58There is shit on my shoes, Andy!
00:55:00Oh!
00:55:07Of course she does.
00:55:08She's a pathetic troll who hates everybody.
00:55:10This one time, I saw her spill her Frappuccino all over my college portfolio sketches.
00:55:15She didn't even say sorry.
00:55:17It's the only thing to be sure that I don't go to fascist school.
00:55:21You better strike that from the record, Andy.
00:55:24You better strike that from the record, Andy.
00:55:27I know.
00:55:29Oh, come on.
00:55:48Yeah.
00:56:04Where did you get this footage?
00:56:05Andy's in my video production class.
00:56:07He left his hard drive there.
00:56:12I swear to God, she hasn't been late since at least the 94 guys in Rose's studio.
00:56:17Well, that's just not true.
00:56:19She's a pathetic troll who hates everybody.
00:56:22I hate some people.
00:56:30We're all supposed to be meeting at Peter's house next.
00:56:33Well, that's where we're going.
00:56:41Oh, my God.
00:56:43Is that your car?
00:56:45Yeah.
00:56:46I mean, not yet.
00:56:48My dad said he'd give it to me when I graduate.
00:56:51Get the keys.
00:57:03I feel like I'm in the Batmobile.
00:57:06And I'm your bad Batgirl.
00:57:15Wow, Andy, you know a code.
00:57:18Good for you. Let's go.
00:57:19We're best friends.
00:57:24Yo, I'm telling you right now, man.
00:57:26This ice cream?
00:57:27Bro, best flavor I've ever had.
00:57:29Ever, ever, ever.
00:57:30You don't think you're exaggerating just a little bit?
00:57:32Just a little bit?
00:57:33No, no, I'm not exaggerating a little bit.
00:57:36Yo, if you keep eating that much ice cream,
00:57:38you're going to have cardiac arrest before we even finish our project.
00:57:40All right, all right.
00:57:41All right, listen, okay?
00:57:42Like, in life, certain people need, you know,
00:57:45certain things to get them through certain things.
00:57:48It's like all those different yoga poses,
00:57:50it gets you through the day.
00:57:51See, me?
00:57:52Me, on the other hand,
00:57:55what you know about these 32 flavors?
00:57:58One, you about to try this one right now.
00:58:00Look at that.
00:58:01Look at that.
00:58:02Let it simmer.
00:58:03Let it soak.
00:58:04Let it just melt.
00:58:05Just savor it.
00:58:06Let it melt.
00:58:07Let it melt.
00:58:08Let it melt.
00:58:09Just savor it.
00:58:11Put it back in there.
00:58:12There you go.
00:58:13You got it.
00:58:14No, I don't want it.
00:58:15It already hit you.
00:58:17That's all you.
00:58:21This is so romantic.
00:58:27I need to get back home to my bugs.
00:58:29I think I accidentally left them out in the sun
00:58:31and I don't want them to be shriveled up raisinets
00:58:33by the time I get back.
00:58:36You're so tense.
00:58:37Just relax.
00:58:39Okay.
00:58:49I am relaxed.
00:58:50Sorry about that.
00:58:57My heart broke up.
00:58:58You love it.
00:59:09Oh, shit.
00:59:10We need to get back.
00:59:12What?
00:59:15Where the heck is he?
00:59:18Her.
00:59:19Where else?
00:59:21You know, he's the one who's always freaking out about this project
00:59:23and now he can't keep his bratwurst in his pants.
00:59:27Yo, man.
00:59:28Your neck is red, bro.
00:59:31Yeah?
00:59:32Yes.
00:59:33You think it's the tofu masala?
00:59:34Definitely.
00:59:36So what's like your deepest fear?
00:59:40I don't think that's an affirmative question.
00:59:43Mine's manatees.
00:59:49Oh, no.
00:59:55Wave action.
01:00:02What is going on?
01:00:03Where are you going?
01:00:10Oh, well, thank you for gracing us with your presence, Your Majesty.
01:00:13What are you guys doing here?
01:00:15The senior project, dude.
01:00:17What is wrong with your face?
01:00:20Is it still messed up?
01:00:26What is going on?
01:00:28What's wrong with you, man?
01:00:29Why are you crawling?
01:00:30Guys, please pack up right now.
01:00:32I'll explain later.
01:00:33Just pack up.
01:00:34Did you drop a tab?
01:00:37What are you doing here?
01:00:38Oh, I could ask you the same question.
01:00:40Guys, you have to get out now.
01:00:41Are you serious?
01:00:43Yes, I'm serious.
01:00:44I'll explain everything later.
01:00:45Okay.
01:00:46You want a quickie with your new girlfriend?
01:00:47Fine.
01:00:48I get it.
01:00:49Go right ahead.
01:00:50No, no, no.
01:00:51Not that way.
01:00:52This way.
01:00:53Are you kidding me?
01:00:54Really?
01:00:55Right now?
01:00:56Are you serious?
01:00:57I'm serious.
01:00:58Let's go.
01:00:59Come on.
01:01:00Down the hall.
01:01:01Down the hall.
01:01:04That must be Shteylberg.
01:01:05Jackpot.
01:01:06Let's roll.
01:01:09Peter.
01:01:10Come on.
01:01:11Go, go, go.
01:01:12Go, go, go.
01:01:13Go, go, go.
01:01:14Go, go, go.
01:01:17Hello?
01:01:19Anyone home?
01:01:20Eva?
01:01:22Eva?
01:01:23My luggage is in the car.
01:01:24Where are we?
01:01:25Right here.
01:01:26Right here.
01:01:27Go.
01:01:28Just go.
01:01:29Natalia, go.
01:01:30I am not doing this.
01:01:31Spencer, come on.
01:01:32Let's go.
01:01:36Andy, you're up.
01:01:37Andy, you're up.
01:01:38You're up.
01:01:42Help me.
01:01:43Help me.
01:01:44Hello.
01:01:45Can I help you?
01:01:46You must be Peter's mom.
01:01:47She is.
01:01:48Oh, my God.
01:01:49Andy.
01:01:50Oh, excuse me.
01:01:56Oh, my God.
01:01:57Peter?
01:01:58It's not what it looks like.
01:01:59Oh, God.
01:02:00I think I broke my spleen.
01:02:02What is going on here?
01:02:04I can explain.
01:02:05What would you like to explain about how you all talk about me behind my back like venomous tarantulas?
01:02:11Jill showed me the footage.
01:02:12Hey, that was my hard drive.
01:02:14Or would you rather explain to all your friends here about your living arrangement on this property?
01:02:20About how you've been lying about who you are this entire time?
01:02:24Peter, what is she talking about?
01:02:26Tell them.
01:02:27Don't tell them shit, bro.
01:02:30My mom's a live-in housekeeper here.
01:02:32We get to live in the maids' quarters.
01:02:34This house belongs to Victor Von Schneidelberg.
01:02:37Who the hell is Victor Von whatever?
01:02:39I am Victor Von Schneidelberg.
01:02:41Why is my Lamborghini out in the driveway?
01:02:43Who are all these people?
01:02:45So this isn't your house?
01:02:47I swear I was going to tell you.
01:02:51I'm sorry.
01:02:52I'm sorry.
01:02:53I'm sorry.
01:02:54I'm sorry.
01:02:55I'm sorry.
01:02:56I'm sorry.
01:02:57I'm sorry.
01:02:59Spencer?
01:03:01Is he on drugs?
01:03:03Spencer!
01:03:04Yo, call 911. He can't breathe.
01:03:07Spencer!
01:03:08Let's get him to the hospital.
01:03:09Spencer Grace's father?
01:03:10Yes. What happened?
01:03:11I'm Dr. Kaplan.
01:03:12Your son had an attack.
01:03:13A severe case of allergic angioedema.
01:03:16What does that mean?
01:03:17He's allergic to shellfish.
01:03:19Oh, my God.
01:03:21I gave him Lynch's Lobster ice cream.
01:03:23That's okay, Andy. You didn't know.
01:03:25We will have to keep him overnight in the hospital to monitor his vitals.
01:03:28And he should be able to go in the morning.
01:03:30Can I see him?
01:03:31Yes, sure. Right this way.
01:03:34It's the adult onset.
01:03:35It's usually the first time we have him.
01:03:41Are we going to have to move again, Mom?
01:03:43I don't know.
01:03:44I don't know what he's going to say.
01:03:47Meet you back in the car.
01:03:50So, where were you two?
01:03:54We were headed to the beach.
01:03:56In your fake car.
01:03:59God, you make me sick. I need to get some air.
01:04:03Natalia.
01:04:05I told you things about me nobody else knows.
01:04:10And you lied to me.
01:04:13We thought we could trust you.
01:04:16We thought we could trust you.
01:04:20Un-freaking-believable.
01:04:40Sam.
01:04:45Sam.
01:04:56If you're just going to throw me out like that, like,
01:05:01at least just pick a window I can fit through, alright?
01:05:05I'm sorry, Andy. I wasn't thinking.
01:05:09I panicked.
01:05:13It's all good, bro.
01:05:16It's crazy what food can do to your body, right?
01:05:21It's just...
01:05:23I gotta cut it out with all the chips and ice cream and all this junk food, man.
01:05:32Maybe you can try Spencer's Octo stuff. Maybe it's better.
01:05:38Oh yeah, for sure I will. Yeah, definitely try that.
01:05:42Hey, how funny would it be if...
01:05:45if he was in there right now on the bed just...
01:05:48in the Shavu Savaka pose?
01:05:50Shavasana.
01:05:52What do you think the doctors would tell me?
01:05:54Shavasana.
01:05:56Just say it right.
01:06:01Your lie almost lost us this opportunity.
01:06:04But he said we can stay.
01:06:08I didn't want to lie.
01:06:11Then why did you?
01:06:16The senior project is killing me.
01:06:19You'll find a way to make up those missing points.
01:06:22That scholarship is not running away. We worked too hard for that.
01:06:29You know, all this time I never made an effort to get to know anybody or make new friends.
01:06:37I messed it up.
01:06:39They hate me. They probably won't graduate because of me.
01:06:43I know it's hard to see the light at the end of the tunnel.
01:06:46But it's there if you keep looking.
01:06:48Just don't make an anthill out of a molehill.
01:06:52Wait, don't you mean don't turn a molehill into a mountain?
01:06:56You know what I mean.
01:06:58Put these away.
01:07:14Look who it is. Mr. Von Schneidelberg III.
01:07:18I'm really sorry we said those things.
01:07:21I know you don't have it in your heart to fail us.
01:07:24You don't know me at all.
01:07:26I do. You were just like us at one point in your life.
01:07:31You wanted to belong.
01:07:33You said what you came to say.
01:07:36Actually, I have something else.
01:07:38Look, I know you both hate me. Just hear me out.
01:07:44Look, there's a way we can still pass the senior project.
01:07:47We don't have enough time. It's due tomorrow.
01:07:49I worked out a deal with her.
01:07:51What are you suggesting?
01:07:53That you combine fashion shows.
01:07:55What?
01:07:57That you combine fashion shows.
01:07:59What?
01:08:01That you combine fashion shows.
01:08:03What?
01:08:05That you combine fashion shows.
01:08:07No.
01:08:09Look, I know you guys hate each other,
01:08:11but you've both said things that the other should hear.
01:08:13Like what?
01:08:15Well, like my first day here.
01:08:18Sam said that Natalia looked perfect and pretty all the time.
01:08:22You think I'm pretty.
01:08:25Maybe I said a version of that.
01:08:28And when we were in Sen,
01:08:30you said that Sam was incredibly talented.
01:08:33Okay, what happens in Sen stays in Sen.
01:08:35Either you guys work together,
01:08:37or you spend another year in Kennedy.
01:08:43I think you got the necklace happening, and we're fine.
01:08:46Don't overpower.
01:08:48We have to finish this. This is the top priority.
01:08:50Listen, man, you're not gonna fail, bro.
01:08:52I kinda can't stop thinking about Spencer.
01:08:55I have to graduate.
01:08:57Y'all won't see it.
01:08:59He didn't even know. Don't beat yourself up about that.
01:09:03He didn't even know, literally. His dad didn't know.
01:09:05I came to apologize, man.
01:09:08It's really nice of you, Tater,
01:09:10for making Spencer's new recipe.
01:09:12Hello, brother.
01:09:14Give this a try.
01:09:16How does it taste?
01:09:18That's pretty good.
01:09:20Natalia can make a hundred more of these.
01:09:22It is so much easier to accessorize Prada over this eco stuff.
01:09:24You're gonna have to stop complaining.
01:09:26The show's tomorrow.
01:09:28Tomorrow, wow, is tomorrow.
01:09:30That is why I said the words tomorrow.
01:09:31You're making me laugh. That's weird.
01:09:33Have you gone to see him yet?
01:09:35No, not yet.
01:09:37Please do not try this if you have any food allergies whatsoever. Thank you.
01:09:41Mr. Grace, I thought Spencer was in the hospital.
01:09:44He sent me here to check up on his senior project.
01:09:46Oh, please, by all means, try his recipe.
01:09:49Thank you. This looks delicious.
01:09:52Andy, you ready?
01:09:54What? I was born ready.
01:09:56What are you talking about?
01:09:58Please enjoy the food. I have to go check up on some things. Enjoy.
01:10:01Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to welcome you to the newest brainchild of Samantha Willow and Natalia Bell.
01:10:15Are you okay?
01:10:17I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
01:10:22As you know, our eyes can sometimes play tricks on us.
01:10:26But if you're smart, you will always see the true colors.
01:10:32I'm gonna be okay.
01:10:35So, friends?
01:10:42Okay, man.
01:10:44And today, we are here to celebrate the differences between us all.
01:10:49Okay.
01:10:51But ladies and gentlemen, I give you Deception!
01:10:58Here comes Peter.
01:11:00Look at him.
01:11:02The hottest hot nerd to ever grace Hot Nerder.
01:11:06We're all nerdy tadpoles about to have an incredible makeover.
01:11:12Uh-oh. Hot nerds.
01:11:14Hot nerds get all the hot girls.
01:11:16You feel me?
01:11:18So confused, we made ourselves big.
01:11:23Natalia!
01:11:25Showing how to do it, baby.
01:11:27Now, sometimes, we didn't get along.
01:11:30Take that, nerd.
01:11:33But sometimes, we party hard.
01:11:38Showing how to do it, baby.
01:11:40That's right. Yes.
01:11:42This is my favorite job.
01:11:44Everything you see was designed by Sam and Natalia.
01:11:46FYI.
01:11:52Now, as we leave the high school nest,
01:11:55we realize an innocent kid can be dangerous.
01:11:59Yes, dorky.
01:12:01There's just so many great-looking people on stage.
01:12:05Woo!
01:12:07She'll show you how to do it.
01:12:09Look at that. A dress inspired by reptiles.
01:12:12We have transformed like all animals in nature.
01:12:14Camouflage was our best weapon.
01:12:16But now, we have turned a new...
01:12:21Look at her. Sizzling like a snake.
01:12:25We have shed our past,
01:12:27and we will try our luck for a better tomorrow.
01:12:30Oh, look at the ladybug.
01:12:33Peter, you're the man.
01:12:35Everyone give it up for Peter.
01:12:37If you're not clapping, get out.
01:12:45Embrace like Storyside.
01:12:49Especially if you trip up.
01:12:53And now, give it up for our beautiful Miss Getty.
01:13:02She's killing it. Work it, Getty. Work it.
01:13:05Yes.
01:13:07Be who you are. There's no need to deceive.
01:13:10Be the magnificent, beautiful,
01:13:12and wonderful.
01:13:23You all look amazing.
01:13:25I want to thank everyone for coming out.
01:13:27You ain't got to go home.
01:13:29Get your ass out of here.
01:13:31I guess you could call this a huge success
01:13:33and a pass on all your projects.
01:13:35Congratulations. You're graduating.
01:13:38We did it.
01:13:40We did it.
01:13:42All my best friends are here.
01:13:44All my best friends are on stage.
01:13:46I want to get on stage with you guys.
01:13:59Great show, Andy.
01:14:01Whoa.
01:14:03That's really weird.
01:14:05That's like the first whole sentence
01:14:07that you've ever said to me in life.
01:14:09How awkward is that?
01:14:10Well, I used to hang out with Natalia,
01:14:12and now they just call me a psychopath.
01:14:14Psychopath?
01:14:16That's crazy, because my friends call me a creeper.
01:14:18Ah!
01:14:20That's hilarious.
01:14:22Psychopath and creeper.
01:14:24You know, but I didn't like the fact
01:14:26that you stole my hard drive,
01:14:28and then you gave it to Miss Getty.
01:14:30No, I know.
01:14:32Look, I'm really...
01:14:34Do you maybe, um...
01:14:36Do you maybe want to go to a movie with me?
01:14:38We can go to a movie.
01:14:40Really?
01:14:42Yeah.
01:14:44Do you want to see like a slasher movie
01:14:46where they cut people's throats?
01:14:48Yeah, let's go.
01:14:50Oh, that's why I call you a psychopath.
01:14:52No.
01:14:54Uh-oh, psychopaths in building.
01:14:56I'll bring my knife collection.
01:14:58Oh, shit.
01:15:00I got you something.
01:15:02You did?
01:15:04Yes.
01:15:06Okay.
01:15:08It's for when you're better.
01:15:10I don't usually like material things,
01:15:12but I thought you might like these.
01:15:18Hey.
01:15:20I'm so sorry about how everything happened.
01:15:24And tomorrow at school,
01:15:26I promise I'm going to tell everyone
01:15:28that I was faking it.
01:15:31You know, I patched things up with my dad as well.
01:15:35He's going to let me go to India
01:15:37for a whole year.
01:15:39India?
01:15:41You could always come.
01:15:45Only if you promise to wear shoes.
01:15:48Done and done.
01:15:58You know,
01:16:00now that we've all officially
01:16:02are about to graduate,
01:16:04I think I might actually miss you
01:16:06a little bit.
01:16:08Maybe we'll end up together.
01:16:10Yeah, I don't see that happening
01:16:12because I don't date hot nerds.
01:16:14I mean, if only you had some sort of
01:16:16creepy bug collection,
01:16:18then I'd be into it.
01:16:20Hi.
01:16:24I guess this is it.
01:16:26Off to the real world.
01:16:28I know, it's depressing, isn't it?
01:16:30I mean, come on.
01:16:32We've still got the summer together, right?
01:16:34Yo, yo, yo, check this out.
01:16:36I just finished editing the video.
01:16:39Are you ready?
01:16:41Check this out.
01:16:44That was amazing.
01:16:46I know, we did that.
01:17:09I wish I was this ready.
01:17:11Marker.
01:17:13You are so self-centered.
01:17:15You are a shitty boyfriend too, okay?
01:17:17When...
01:17:19Fuck!
01:17:21I'm so sorry, everyone.
01:17:23You know, mine is death,
01:17:25but it's death by gummy bears
01:17:27because I always thought
01:17:29if you were going to kill someone,
01:17:31you would replace like those
01:17:33chewable gummy bear vitamins
01:17:35with actual gummy bears.
01:17:36It's over.
01:17:38Dog shit colors I ain't never even seen.
01:17:40Green dog shit, brown dog shit,
01:17:42tan dog shit, red dog shit.
01:17:44I don't even know where that's at.
01:17:46But it's covered in me right now.
01:17:48You know how that is.
01:17:50They'll never find me.
01:17:52I'm a ghost.
01:17:54I'm a shitty ghost.
01:17:56Trust me.
01:18:06I'm a shitty ghost.