It’s Showtime: ‘Long Mejia’ kalokalike, IPINAKITA ANG KANYANG KILLER SMILE! (Kalokalike)

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Aired (September 16, 2024): Ipinakita ni ‘Long Mejia’ ang kanyang signature smile na kanyang susi upang mabighani at mapaibig ang nakararaming kababaihan! #GMANetwork

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00:00There are a lot of people who are in love with you.

00:02Yes.

00:02You're colorful.

00:03You haven't spoken yet, but you already like her, right?

00:05What if you're still in a punchline?

00:07Yes.

00:08What's your best asset?

00:10My best asset?

00:11Liability. What's your best liability?

00:13Asset, asset.

00:15Of course, asset.

00:16What's your best asset?

00:18Smile.

00:19Oh, wow.

00:20Inner smile.

00:21This is the smile that will make you go home to the one you're looking for.

00:27It will make you give up.

00:28This is the smile that will make you give up, right?

00:31It will make you go home to the one you're looking for.

00:33What if you're in a punchline and you're smiling slowly?

00:36The smile that you're not going to give, the one you're going to give slowly,

00:38the one you really need, the one you're going to wait for,

00:41the one that you're going to hold on to,

00:42not the one you're going to give it all,

00:44but just the one that you're going to die for the smile that you're waiting for.

00:48There.

00:49Like that, okay?

00:50While the madlam people are still, while they're still.

00:53There, right?

00:54No, no, no, like that, okay?

00:57But you're going to hold on to them, okay?

00:59Not, later, later.

01:00Later, maybe, maybe you're going to throw up.

01:03You're going to throw up.

01:04It's up to you, it's up to you.

01:05It's up to you.

01:06Like that, like that, okay?

01:07But slowly, slowly.

01:08You're not going to give it all, okay?

01:09Then, okay, you're going to wait.

01:11You're going to wait for our signal, okay?

01:12Okay, okay, okay.

01:13That's it, that's it.

01:14That's the face, okay?

01:15That's it.

01:16That's it.

01:17Okay.

01:18Five.

01:19Six.

01:21On one.

01:22You're going to start on one.

01:23Oh, one first?

01:24Yes, yes.

01:25Because he's already fighting.

01:26You're going to start on one, okay?

01:27You're going to start on one, okay?

01:28You're going to start on one, okay?

01:29Yes, you're going to start on one.

01:30Okay.

01:31Okay.

01:32His teeth are also funny, right?

01:33Why?

01:34Why?

01:35It's like a government fund, there are a lot of missing.

01:39It's like a government fund, there are a lot of missing.

01:41You're going to explain where they are.

01:43Okay.

01:44Five.

01:45Four.

01:46Three.

01:47Two.

01:48One.

01:53Slowly, slowly.

01:54Don't give everything.

01:55Just a little bit.

01:58Give him a little bit.

01:59Give him a little bit.

02:00Let him see his teeth.

02:01Just a bit more.

02:03But he won't get everything.

02:04Just a bit more.

02:06Just a bit more.

02:08Give him a little bit.

02:09There.

02:10There.

02:11Okay.

02:12Closer.

02:13There he goes.

02:14Add a little bit more.

02:15There it is.

02:16Make him listen.

02:17Make him listen.

02:18There it is.

02:19There it is.

02:20Let him read.

02:21Let him read.

02:22There it is.

02:23Give it to him!

02:24Give it to him!

02:29He's so happy!

02:30He's so handsome!

02:31Imagine, while you're doing that,

02:33there's a lot of people eating

02:35but you're slowly letting go of the spoon and the fork.

02:38Why?

02:39Why are you letting go?

02:40So that you'll be like,

02:41take this away.

02:42And our viewers will be like,

02:44take this away.

02:45It's your fault.

02:46Why?

02:47You made it last longer.

02:50Oh my God, he's so cute!

02:53What you were doing earlier,

02:54when you were getting closer to the TV,

02:56Lassie fell in love with you.

02:58Wow!

02:59Wow!

03:00When these two are together,

03:01that's it.

03:02It's over.

03:05We've been fooled by the darkness, right?

03:08Lassie fell in love with you.

03:12How?

03:15Lassie is so beautiful, right?

03:18Of course!

03:19Lassie is beautiful?

03:20Do you eat pudding?

03:23Pudding?

03:25No, because that's what makes him happy.

03:27When you buy him pudding,

03:28it's his favorite, right?

03:29Favorite.

03:30What are you thinking?

03:31It's like bread, right?

03:32But it's delicious.

03:33Yes, it's delicious.

03:35Long, Lassie.

03:36Longsy.

03:39Where's the breakfast?

03:40Long, Lassie.

03:41It's like,

03:42a long and Lassie.

03:43Long.

03:48Call him.

03:49Call him.

03:50Longsy.

03:51Longsy.

03:52Call him.

03:55Hug him.

03:58Lassie.

04:01If Lassie feels love for you,

04:04what will you say to him?

04:06Lassie, you even got a highlighter.

04:09Of course.

04:10I'm looking for a highlighter.

04:12They're different.

04:13They're really different.

04:15Okay, Gon.

04:16What will you say to him?

04:18Lassie.

04:22Lassie.

04:24Give him money.

04:26Give him money.

04:29Wow, your boyfriend is so queen.

04:33Okay, money.

04:52I love you.

04:53I love you.

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It’s Showtime: ‘Long Mejia’ kalokalike, IPINAKITA ANG KANYANG KILLER SMILE! (Kalokalike)

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