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Proteus - BAN - Kicked on the Nitrous  Vocals : Proteus   Music and Video : Enghis Von Sharklor  https://youtu.be/q1P-6kFx5ug?si=fhPMVkxHtiF7Rkvn   ********  https://www.colematics.co.uk https://www.youtube.com/@colematics4712 https://www.facebook.com/enghis.vonsharklor https://www.facebook.com/colematics/ https://www.facebook.com/eagleclawghost/ https://www.instagram.com/colematics/?hl=en https://soundcloud.com/user-534102319 https://soundcloud.com/user-446396690 https://soundcloud.com/looper-582350211   ********  https://allmylinks.com/proteus-altered-beats    PROTEUS / ALTERED BEATS / ENGHIS VON SHARKLOR / COLEMATICS

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00:00What are you now, afraid of a little insanity? Since when have we been sane?

00:04Okay, are you ready for a fucked up story?

00:06Let me tell you about the time me and Spartacus and Morpheus and Daedalus

00:09Was getting blasted on Sherman and Medonius

00:11When we met this scandalous, gorgeous, luscious, promiscuous prostitute from Texas

00:15We threw her a hundred bucks and shoved her in the Lexus

00:17Morpheus whipped open his cell phone and called Nostradamus

00:20Well, please end up the whole wind is on the Himalayas because he's ambidextrous

00:24He's not the moonshot, he out-prune-yous

00:26Turn on the back of the future wheel, turn and jet things

00:28Because he's the Brian of Mount Olympus

00:31I got revunctious and kicked on the nitrous

00:33When we arrived to greet us, it was Michael Douglas

00:36Holding an oil painting of succubus and incubus

00:39He said, I know this sounds ludicrous

00:41But we're gonna pay this old ten grand to get fucked by Pegasus

00:43And perform cunnilingus to an asparagus

00:45In front of a cardboard stand-up of Richard Dreyfuss

00:48I screamed, Holy Jesus Christmas

00:50String me up by the eyelids and beat me over the nuts with a cactus

00:54Until I blink and take a dump on a canvas

00:56That's just fucked up and hideous

00:58The ho said, ten grand hell

01:00Well, fuck that flying horse even if its cock is enormous

01:03And go down on that asparagus all day with the speed of a tortoise

01:06Even if it's covered in fungus

01:07Dettolet stopped fucking with his laptop and screamed, die of the walrus

01:11And then out of nowhere we all got teleported to Romulus

01:14Where we was greeted by an eight-headed walrus called Dr. Terminus

01:18He whipped open a gap and shot Pegasus

01:20And the hooker from Texas that ripped out her pancreas

01:23And then pulled up a car that was amphibious

01:25That was driven by Les Claypool from Primus

01:28And in the backseat it was Angus Young

01:30Guzzling a carton of milk that was homogenous

01:32While he was dressed up as Christopher Columbus

01:35I screamed, Holy

01:37I screamed, Holy Stupendous

01:39Rhombus Radius

01:40Meticulous

01:41Miraculous

01:42Gluttonous

01:43Erogenous

01:44And then out of nowhere it was a hammered hippopotamus

01:46A herbivorous brontosaurus

01:47A mediferous brachiosaurus

01:49And a carnivorous tyrannosaurus

01:51The noise of them marching in unison was thunderous

01:54Then out of the sky flew a turquoise octopus

01:56Treating a thesaurus

01:57I screamed, I am the villainous

01:59Membraneous

02:00Gluttonous

02:01Cavernous

02:02Cacophonous

02:03Villainous

02:04Diophonous

02:05Then I looked at a gyrocompass

02:06A plastic vagina

02:07Apparatus

02:08An aborted fetus

02:09Dr. T from The Muppets

02:10And a heroin-infected koala bear

02:11Called Mr. Eucalyptus

02:12He yelled, Indy, me, me, an inter-fetus

02:15And then appeared in Indy Woodtall's demonic locust

02:17Who was just finished killing 18 hookers in Las Vegas

02:20Who was riddled with every disease known to man

02:23Who was contagious

02:24That once fucked a polymorphous

02:26Wadding sea lion carcass

02:28In the middle of a three ring circus

02:30Until he was delirious

02:32There is no point to this story

02:33That's obvious

02:34Just my mind frame

02:35That is DBS

02:36To the point it'll render you nauseous

02:44I'm doing the dance of joy

02:45To the tempest of music

02:46On top of a dying beach

02:47Blue whale

02:48With Turbo Ted

02:49I'm at the annual speed face convention

02:51With Jenna Jamison

02:52With a rotting cabbage

02:53Dark tape to the side of my head

02:55An hour after your daughter's in bed

02:57I'm throwing pebbles at her window

02:58Dressed as a teletubby

03:00Humming We Are the World

03:01I'm Peter Fankman

03:02Meet Scars of Tax

03:03Meet 18 used hand parts

03:05The lightest school thing

03:06In the eyes of your girl

03:08I'm out of this world

03:09Kicking your grandfather's ass

03:10And catapulting cauliflower

03:12I'm doing a moonwalk

03:13I'm watching Poison Ivy 2

03:15While asphyxiating myself

03:16And jacking off into a tube sock

03:18I walk the walk

03:20Talk the talk

03:21Massage your sister's G-spot

03:22With a carrot

03:23And ride my mic stand

03:24Around my apartment

03:25Like I'm Steven Tyler

03:27I'm slamming my dick

03:28Into the sexy curly hair

03:29From that bitch

03:30I'm the abysmal

03:31At the same time

03:32Watching MacGyver

03:33Exploding fraud

03:34Flip flop

03:35So tacked

03:36GLA hard lure

03:37Radical ad word

03:38With a helicopter gun

03:39Bananarama

03:40Means horse manure

03:41Nazi crackhead

03:42Humidifier

03:43Ceiling fan

03:44Foster garden

03:45Host Miriam Ward

03:46Alien ringtone

03:47And gasoline

03:48I've seen people

03:49On Night Court

03:50To alien sex beef

03:51Flipping girls' tits off

03:52And into a swan dive

03:53Into the Salak pit

03:54While I'm in the Russian boot

03:55Doing a submarine

03:56Slapping an arm and do

03:57Look at my dick

03:58I'm putting on lipstick

03:59And saying I'd

04:00Fuck me in the mirror

04:01While spinning around the room

04:02To Duran Duran

04:03The closest thing to work

04:04I've ever done

04:05Is trying to use a flashlight

04:06To get a tan

04:07I'm screaming out my own hand

04:08While bashing my head

04:09Against the toilet

04:10Screaming I wanna die

04:11The room excube of doom

04:12Attacks the Persian rug

04:13As blood floods the sea

04:15It just paints the sky

04:16Flowerpot

04:17Constant rat trap

04:18Blood pressure

04:19Except the tank

04:20Binary schlong

04:21I'm releasing the crackhead

04:22While playing volleyball

04:23On hoverboards

04:24The gang is gone

04:25The mind is gone

04:26The body's weak

04:27The sheep are killing

04:28The tarantula

04:29Or the bloodhound

04:30Every one of my

04:31Ex-girlfriends

04:32Are in the lake

04:33Clinically insane

04:34Or under the ground

04:35The world is drowned

04:36My mind is on fire

04:37And the grandfather

04:38Block is trying

04:39To eat my soul

04:40Just to show you

04:41How crazy I am

04:42On number five

04:43The wind next to my head

04:44Go to the Zanzibar

04:45Start thinking

04:46The stripper pole

04:47I will never get old

04:48I live forever

04:49In the land

04:50Of the giant mutant

04:51Attack frogs

04:52It's Brody

04:53And Stu in the back

04:54Stroking a giant bat

04:55Of virgin blood

04:56And eggnog

04:57I'm running

04:58And dabbing headfirst

04:59Into a glove

05:00On male bots

05:01While at the same time

05:02Playing a kazoo

05:03I'm sexually harassing

05:04The farm bitches

05:05And pizza pizza

05:06While I'm dressed

05:07As Gary Gnew

05:08I'm kicking in the door

05:09As the C.I.V.C. is screaming

05:10I am Batman

05:11And I am here

05:12I'm shaking

05:13While staring

05:14At the sixty pounds

05:15Or a vodka

05:16Of the two bottles

05:17Of Tylenol

05:18I'm at the York Hill

05:19Wall

05:20Looking for jailbait

05:21While having

05:22A conversation

05:23With my dick

05:24Last night

05:25I had a nightmare

05:26Of being chased

05:27Through a deserted

05:28Golf course

05:29By a giant jelly

05:30Shown on a thirty foot

05:31High lichemade set

05:32I'm quick

05:33To pull out

05:34The curling iron

05:35Pointed in the aerial

05:36By the power

05:37Of grey skull

05:38It's Brody

05:39As Robin

05:40Senior citizens

05:41I'm a crack whore

05:42Give me that ass

05:43Cause I'd be ready to kill

05:44Holly hobby

05:45Seesaw

05:46Peter Piper

05:47Strawberry shortcake

05:48Burgers

05:49Jack and Jill

05:50Where the fuck are they?

05:51Huh, huh, huh, yeah

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