Lino, che ha deciso di lasciarsi tutto alle spalle, si renderà conto che finalmente tutto quello che accade nella vita è un bene.
Regia di Claude Lelouch. Un film Da vedere 2024 con Kad Merad, Elsa Zylberstein, Michel Boujenah, Sandrine Bonnaire, Barbara Pravi. Titolo originale: Finalement. Genere Commedia, - Francia, 2024, durata 129 minuti. Uscita cinema giovedì 19 settembre 2024 distribuito da Europictures. Consigli per la visione di bambini e ragazzi: +13
Regia di Claude Lelouch. Un film Da vedere 2024 con Kad Merad, Elsa Zylberstein, Michel Boujenah, Sandrine Bonnaire, Barbara Pravi. Titolo originale: Finalement. Genere Commedia, - Francia, 2024, durata 129 minuti. Uscita cinema giovedì 19 settembre 2024 distribuito da Europictures. Consigli per la visione di bambini e ragazzi: +13
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01:00Before I leave you, I would like to conclude with one last observation.
01:04All international experts, from all countries,
01:09from all disciplines, and from all historical periods,
01:14say the same thing.
01:17Never, never, and then never,
01:22have we been so close to the end of the world.
01:26Let's suppose, fortunately, it's a very unlikely hypothesis,
01:30that we are told that the world will end in two years.
01:34A second later, I would take three measures.
01:39First, I would immediately start smoking again.
01:46Second, I would lead a much more hippie life, hurray.
01:52Third, I would grant myself everything I want through a loan,
02:01to be repaid after 30 years.
02:22Finally, I would go through a transformative surgery.
02:38I would live my life again.
03:17I want some milk!
03:23I want some milk!
03:27I want some milk!
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03:51I want some milk!
03:55I want some milk!
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04:49I want some milk!
04:51I want some milk!
04:53I want some milk!
04:55I want some milk!
04:57I want some milk!
04:59I want some milk!
05:01I want some milk!
05:03I want some milk!
05:05I want some milk!
05:07I want some milk!
05:09I want some milk!
05:11I want some milk!
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05:15I want some milk!
05:17I want some milk!
05:19I want some milk!
05:21I want some milk!
05:43Hello? Police?
05:45Yes, listen, I'm a little bit in trouble, I don't know how to tell you.
05:49I arrived from Paris, I came for the commemoration of the landing,
05:54but then, down in the Bois de Boulogne,
05:56I loaded a really strange hitchhiker,
05:59who for the whole trip only talked about sex,
06:03about love stories,
06:05and he even told me that he was wanted by the police,
06:09so, well, I don't know, I thought I'd let you know.
06:12Yes, I just left him at the bridge, at the Benoveni bridge,
06:16in short, the bridge is dead.
06:18I took him by the heart, yes, and I put him there.
06:21It's sad.
06:29Léa! Léa! Léa, please!
06:32Léa, please, this way!
06:34Yes, Léa, take a picture! Here!
06:43Loading hitchhikers is a chance to chat,
06:46then it's better than the stupid things you hear on the radio.
06:51And where are you going, beautiful?
06:53I'm going where you'll leave me.
06:55Ah, perfect, and where am I going?
07:00Soon I'll have to stop, with this heat the sheep are thirsty.
07:04I understand, it's so hot.
07:06Yes, for everyone.
07:08With that wool, then.
07:09Yes.
07:10I imagine you'll have to mow them, right?
07:12Yes, well, my sister-in-law will come in three days to do it.
07:16You mow your sister-in-law?
07:18I mow her, yes, she's a real professional.
07:20Does she also milk the cows?
07:22Milk, oh, I think she milks her husband more.
07:30With the great heat, you always have to refresh the animals
07:33before making them drink.
07:36Drink?
07:37You didn't know that, did you?
07:38No, I had no idea.
07:40But they look happy, don't they?
07:42Yes.
07:43You have to treat them well.
07:44My grandfather taught me.
07:45Nice.
07:46Yes, yes.
07:47Here they are, do you hear them?
07:48Sure.
07:49He did a good job, they're already better.
07:51What is she saying?
07:52Yes.
07:53Does she like water?
07:54She always says what she thinks.
07:56Do you understand what they say?
07:57Of course, yes, I understand.
07:58What does she say, for example?
08:00That the one with the cup has a strange face.
08:03Yes, yes, she also repeated it.
08:05Well, shall we go?
08:06What do you do in life?
08:07Ah!
08:08Are you interested?
08:09Of course I'm interested.
08:10Really?
08:11That's why I gave you a pass.
08:14Actually, I don't do anything anymore.
08:16Nothing?
08:17No, nothing.
08:18It's a bit little.
08:19And before doing nothing, what did you do?
08:21Why do you want to know?
08:24Because I'm interested.
08:26Are you interested?
08:27Yes, the lives of others make me fantasize.
08:30Ah, yes?
08:31And since in the end, fantasizing costs nothing.
08:35All right.
08:37You convinced me.
08:39Tell me.
08:40I'm a priest without a priesthood, sir.
08:43It's not possible.
08:44But it is.
08:46It's the first time I've met one.
08:48Listen, I'm glad, but now ...
08:50How strange.
08:52And she told me, and all that ...
08:54Oh yes, I did everything.
08:55But?
08:56My life was consecrated to God.
08:57Okay.
08:58I was very close to him, but ...
09:01With the passage of time, I ...
09:04I was intrigued by things that were forbidden to me.
09:08One day, a parishioner confessed to me that she had fallen in love with me.
09:14What a story.
09:15Yeah.
09:16And then she was beautiful, really nice.
09:18Ah yes?
09:19Generous.
09:20And she loved animals.
09:21She defended them.
09:22Really?
09:23Do you know what she did with how much she loved them?
09:24No.
09:25At the fish market in Trouville, she bought still-alive lobsters and lobsters,
09:29and threw them back into the sea.
09:31What a shame, though.
09:33It's to make her understand her level of generosity.
09:36With what they cost.
09:38And then, in short, we got to know each other better.
09:42No, no, it's true.
09:44And so she made me discover love.
09:47And sex.
09:49Ah, sex.
09:50Sex.
09:52And after discovering it, I couldn't do it anymore.
09:56You became a lost sheep.
09:59And how.
10:01And I enjoyed it a lot.
10:03All the parishioners in love with me.
10:07I couldn't stop.
10:08Ah yes?
10:09Just like that.
10:11And after every confession ...
10:14I would never have imagined it.
10:15Ah, I know, I know.
10:17And then, one day, sooner or later, it had to end.
10:21Ah, sure, yes.
10:22In the end, you went back on the straight road.
10:24Not exactly.
10:26Actually, one of them rebelled.
10:30She filed a complaint for rape.
10:33And now I'm wanted by the police.
10:35And I hitchhike because it's easier to escape from the police.
10:40Ah yes?
10:43Sure, I guess so.
10:44I bet you don't want to give me a ride anymore.
10:46Yes, yes, but you have to give me a few more details because ...
10:50I'm very alarmed now.
10:52What do you want to know?
10:53For example, when they accused her of rape, how did you react?
10:57I left.
10:59But did you really rape her?
11:03It's her word against mine, what do you think?
11:06Bah, I don't know her.
11:08But I don't even know her.
11:10And yet I accepted the ride.
11:13And ...
11:15Are they women?
11:16Yes, yes.
11:21No, no.
11:22Is she married?
11:23I'm married, of course.
11:25Is she faithful?
11:26Oh, let's say as much as possible.
11:30And that says a lot.
11:33And you never forced your wife?
11:35Sometimes you have to insist a little after a certain number of years of marriage.
11:41Sure, it's the routine.
11:42Yes, yes.
11:43The desire is no longer the same.
11:45More than anything else on your part.
11:47Instead, I have a different parishioner every day.
11:50Ah, yes.
11:51It was hard to resist, you can imagine.
11:53Ah, yes, sure.
11:54Yet I ...
11:56I believe in God, sir.
12:01Shall we go?
12:02Where?
12:04Where she's going.
12:06And where I'm going too.
12:08What an incredible coincidence.
12:09Yes.