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00:00I'm sorry for all the trouble.
00:02I'm sorry.
00:09Huh?
00:10Luka?
00:11Rokoi?
00:13Goodbye...
00:16Luka.
00:19Luka?
00:20I'll go check outside.
00:22Luka!
00:26Luka!
00:27Luka!
00:28Luka!
00:29Luka!
00:34Luka!
00:35Luka!
00:37Luka!
00:39Luka!
00:41Luka!
00:42Luka!
00:43You're here, right?
00:44Luka!
00:54Luka!
00:57Luka!
00:59The police...
01:04Kusumi!
01:06Kusumi!
01:07Mr. Yokoi!
01:09Mr. Yokoi, where are you?
01:11Is Luka okay?
01:13Luka is...
01:16with me right now.
01:19That's great!
01:20I'm sorry.
01:22I didn't want to worry you two.
01:24I was going to call you as soon as possible,
01:27but I was in a hurry.
01:30Are you coming back soon?
01:33I'm not planning to go back.
01:37What?
01:39What do you mean?
01:41Luka is at home right now.
01:45At home?
01:47She's at home by herself.
01:49But you're right next to her, right?
01:52Yes.
01:53But...
01:54how should I put this?
01:57She's not at home.
02:01She's like a black girl from Kabuki.
02:05She's wearing black clothes.
02:07Anyway, what do you mean she's at home?
02:16That's...
02:19Luka is at home.
02:21At home?
02:22Yes.
02:25Did something happen
02:28between you two?
02:38She won't tell me why she's angry.
02:44So?
02:45Did you let her stay at home?
02:47I didn't stop her.
02:50Why?
02:51That's irresponsible.
02:53You're right.
02:55But...
02:56I don't know why I stopped her.
02:59I don't think I respect her will.
03:02I'm just saying.
03:04Anyway,
03:05you're safe, right?
03:07Yes.
03:08Because now,
03:09Luka and the black girl
03:12are almost parents.
03:17Then...
03:22What?
03:24She's gone.
03:25No, she's not that far.
03:27Let's go.
03:28Come on.
03:51Where is she going?
03:53I don't know.
03:54That's pathetic.
03:56You're a parent, but you don't know that.
03:59Because we're a family,
04:01I don't know anything.
04:04Besides,
04:05the reason Luka is angry is...
04:09I'm sure...
04:11she noticed our feelings.
04:17We promised her that
04:20we're not like that because we're a fake family.
04:27What?
04:29She's not here.
04:30Where's Luka?
04:31I didn't see her.
04:32Why didn't you see her?
04:39Stop!
04:41Stop!
04:43Tatsumi?
04:44Are you Tatsumi?
04:46I don't know.
04:57What is she doing?
05:00One, two, three.
05:03That's her face.
05:16I'm sorry.
05:20Hello?
05:22Mr. Sawa?
05:23Can I talk to you?
05:25I'm talking to the CEO of Microhost.
05:28He's so annoying.
05:30He doesn't want to talk to me.
05:32Nice to meet you.
05:34I heard about the fake family.
05:37It's very interesting.
05:39Pardon?
05:40I feel like you need to progress.
05:42Option for future birth.
05:43Pardon?
05:44Oh, God.
05:45Pardon?
05:47It's so much fun to walk alone.
05:51Where should I go after this?
05:54I'd like to talk to you.
05:56But I don't know where to go.
06:00I'm scared.
06:01Scared?
06:02Scared?
06:05Hey, Aomori.
06:06Are you Aomori?
06:08Hello.
06:11Mr. Kawaguchi?
06:21Kazuto Yokoi!
06:23Nice to meet you.
06:24I'm a fan.
06:25I'm a big fan.
06:27I can't take my eyes off you.
06:34What's the relationship between you two?
06:39That's my line.
06:41You two are...
06:44We are...
06:45Iedemusume and Kuroko.
06:49Iedemusume and Kuroko.
06:52Excuse me.
06:53I guess you don't want to move.
06:59Do you want some tea?
07:01I have some.
07:10Good job.
07:12Good job?
07:14Oh, you mean goodbye?
07:16Well...
07:18Let's go.
07:19What?
07:23Let's go.
07:31I'm sorry.
07:33I didn't understand a third of what you said.
07:37Where is Ruka?
07:39She went to Osorezan.
07:41Osorezan?
07:42Osorezan?
07:43Aomori's?
07:44No.
07:45She went to Osorezan's house.
07:49Why?
07:52I don't know.
07:54But Ruka is not us.
07:56She is not Yokoi.
07:58She is not related to us.
07:59She went to Osorezan's house for help.
08:02I have to think about that.
08:12Ruka, you can go inside.
08:15Okay.
08:18There is nothing Kuroko can do.
08:21I'll leave the rest to you.
08:27Let's go.
08:28Okay.
08:37What should I say?
08:44What should I say to Ruka?
08:52I have to hide it.
08:56It's for Ruka's sake.
09:02Ms. Kawaguchi.
09:03I'm sorry for bothering you.
09:06It's okay.
09:13It's been a while.
09:16Mom.
09:21Mom.
09:28Please come in.
09:38Ruka.
09:40I'm coming in.
09:52Ruka.
09:54Let's go home.
10:03I won't go home.
10:07She won't go home.
10:10Why?
10:12Ruka lives alone here.
10:16She lives alone here.
10:18She lives alone here.
10:20What?
10:21I think you know.
10:23This is my house.
10:33You should go there by yourself.
10:42But...
10:44Ruka doesn't live with me.
10:48I don't think so.
10:51But you are my pet.
10:54You told me a lie.
10:56A lie?
10:58A fake family is a fake, isn't it?
11:02That's not true.
11:04A fake family lives in two places.
11:06It's a lie.
11:07I know it's a lie.
11:10I know it.
11:13I know it.
11:14I know it.
11:16I know it.
11:18I know it.
11:19Ruka.
11:20Go away!
11:22Ruka.
11:23Go away!
11:24I know.
11:25Go away!
11:26I know.
11:35Well...
11:43Pork and onion.
11:46Hey.
11:47Don't you usually ask her to go home?
11:49She's trying to do it at home.
11:52I didn't think so.
11:56Did you know that Kusumi and I live next door?
12:01Yes.
12:02On the way.
12:04But...
12:07You usually contact her, don't you?
12:11Yes.
12:13I thought it would be better if I didn't contact her.
12:17Why?
12:19She's your daughter.
12:21Do you think it doesn't matter?
12:29I thought it would be cowardly to contact my family.
12:37Mothers are selfish, aren't they?
12:41Certainly.
12:43My father is like a representative of the Showa era.
12:46Of course, he gave all the housework to my mother.
12:50To be honest, so did I.
12:54I forced my mother to do all the housework.
12:59I forced her to do all the housework.
13:02But she thought my family was the happiest family in the world.
13:09My mother didn't want to do housework or childcare.
13:14She didn't want to go out.
13:17But she didn't realize it.
13:20But...
13:22But...
13:25I don't think it's right to go out without telling her.
13:28And with someone who is not her family.
13:32I thought I was abandoned.
13:37I thought I was abandoned by my mother.
13:40I still think so.
13:44Yes.
13:47I abandoned my family.
13:51But I'm mistaken about one thing.
13:54I don't hate housework or childcare.
14:00I don't like it either.
14:03But I would be happy if you said it was delicious.
14:09On the second day of my birthday, I was told that there were few side dishes.
14:13I thought I would make meat dumplings for you.
14:17Well, it depends on my mood.
14:19For me, housework and childcare are...
14:22But I was always treated as a bad person.
14:25I felt sorry for my family.
14:29Then...
14:31Why?
14:33I didn't like it.
14:37I didn't do what I wanted to do.
14:40It's not a big deal.
14:43I wanted to go to a movie theater.
14:45I wanted to be fashionable.
14:48I'm sorry.
14:49Can you get me ginger and garlic tubes in the refrigerator?
15:04But I'm a mother.
15:06I have to do housework.
15:09If I don't do it, my father will be in trouble.
15:12My daughters will be sad.
15:15So...
15:16I put up with what I wanted to do.
15:19I forced myself to laugh.
15:25But...
15:27It's strange.
15:31While I'm doing that...
15:35I'm losing what I want to do.
15:41I don't know what to do.
15:45When you grow up...
15:50When you have time...
15:57There's nothing left to do.
16:02Nothing.
16:10At that time...
16:12Mr. Kusumi.
16:13There's a place called Yore Yore in Omboro.
16:16Yes.
16:19That place...
16:21It's called Sports Kite.
16:26My husband...
16:28He said he was going to fly a kite.
16:31I was worried.
16:36When I looked up at the sky...
16:42That day...
16:46It was so bright...
16:49I couldn't see the sky.
16:51I was so excited.
16:56I raised an octopus there.
17:03What did I think when I imagined that?
17:07What?
17:09Do you want to try it?
17:15No.
17:17No, no, no!
17:20Before I thought I wanted to try it...
17:23It was reflective.
17:25No, no, no! What are you thinking?
17:39This is how I...
17:44When I think I've emptied myself...
17:51Tears come out.
17:56I can't stop crying.
17:58But...
18:00I'm relieved that I'm crying.
18:03I'm glad I'm still crying.
18:06I'm glad I'm still crying.
18:10I can't stop crying.
18:15My husband...
18:17I feel sorry for him.
18:21He took me with him.
18:27And then...
18:29But...
18:31But still...
18:34If he suddenly comes out...
18:42I feel sorry for him.
18:46But if there's nothing I can do...
18:49I have no choice but to...
18:53I have no choice but to...
18:55At that time...
18:59I had no other choice.
19:04The only thing I regret is...
19:07Before that happened...
19:10I didn't tell my father, you, and Kotone...
19:13I didn't tell my father, you, and Kotone...
19:17I didn't tell them I wanted to do something.
19:20I didn't tell them I wanted to do something.
19:23Even though we're family...
19:27Even though we're supposed to...
19:29Even though we're supposed to...
19:31Even though we're supposed to...
19:36I'm sorry, Izuki.
19:53I'm sorry, Izuki.
20:02No...
20:08It's not that my mother didn't tell me...
20:13It's that we...
20:15It's that we couldn't tell her.
20:17It's that we couldn't tell her.
20:21I didn't try to listen to her.
20:29I didn't even try to know her.
20:34I'm sorry.
20:38I'm sorry.
20:47I'm sorry.
21:05Oh my.
21:08Huh?
21:09Is this our...
21:12Our cook that hosted the discussion in Rakuma or something.
21:16You have been looking at recipes and decided to cook it, right?
21:19Oh, you're downloadin an app.
21:21I am.
21:23And I'm looking at your articles.
21:28When I read your interviews, I feel like you're similar to me.
21:31You're similar to me.
21:32You're similar to me.
21:33Similar to you?
21:35It's like doing whatever you want at 4 AM...
21:37I don't do it until I hurt someone.
21:42Oh, my.
21:45So that's a lie.
21:47If you hurt someone, you have to put up with what you want to do.
21:52That's...
21:53But you know, I'm just saying it.
21:58Snack.
22:00Oh, yes, yes.
22:02Thank you, thank you.
22:03No, no, it's okay.
22:04No, no, no, no, no, no.
22:09Thank you very much.
22:16Oh, by the way, Kusumi.
22:18It's about a house-to-house relationship.
22:21There's a lot going on, so it might not last long.
22:26Oh, is that so?
22:28Actually, my husband was influenced by this.
22:35Oh, Mr. Satomi?
22:37He's in Kushiro right now, but he's a big fan.
22:42He asked me if I wanted to move in with him.
22:47You're moving in with Kushiro?
22:50I don't know yet, but it sounds like fun.
22:54Oh, if that's the case, I'll say hello to my father.
23:02I see.
23:04Itsuki...
23:09I'm glad I met you.
23:16KUSHIRO
23:35Kusumi, I want to tell you everything.
23:41What do you mean?
23:43I'm sorry I lied to you that I was going to end the fake family.
23:48And I'm sorry I lied to you that I was going to continue with the two-story house.
23:55What would you do if I asked you why you lied to me?
24:00I wouldn't say that either.
24:02Because I fell in love with Kusumi.
24:06But that would make you sad.
24:11That's why I lied to you that I was going to end the fake family.
24:17Is that for Ruka?
24:23If Ruka thinks that if she endures it, the two of them will be happy,
24:28and if she puts a lid on her feelings...
24:33That's...
24:34I'm against it.
24:36What I'm saying is not for Ruka.
24:42Kusumi...
24:45For someone...
24:49Is it really for someone?
24:53Is it because of the word, for someone,
24:57that you're hiding the feeling that you have to face it?
25:03That's not good.
25:05It's going to be weird.
25:07So let's talk about it.
25:09But if that makes Ruka suffer...
25:12That's not good.
25:13If Ruka isn't happy, I can't be happy.
25:16I'm against Ruka getting hurt.
25:19It's either we endure it or Ruka endures it.
25:22But I don't want to give up either.
25:24But it's impossible.
25:26But I want to do both.
25:27I like Kusumi, and I don't want to make Ruka sad.
25:30I want to continue with the fake family.
25:32That's just selfishness.
25:34I'll do what I want to do.
25:35Sometimes you do what you don't want to do.
25:37I don't want to do what I don't want to do!
25:39That's selfishness!
25:48I'm sure...
25:50There must be something.
25:52Ultra C is...
25:55Ultra C?
25:58Ultra, ultra, ultra C.
26:02Ultra, ultra, ultra C.
26:07Ultra, ultra, ultra C.
26:13Ultra, ultra, ultra C.
26:20Ultra, ultra, ultra C.
26:27Ultra, ultra, ultra C.
26:36Ultra, ultra, ultra C.
26:42Kusumi, Kusumi.
26:45Kusumi, Kusumi.
26:47Kusumi, Kusumi.
26:57Kusumi.
26:59Yes?
27:00I got it!
27:01What? What? What?
27:04What is it?
27:07This...
27:08Again?
27:13We will now begin the third family meeting.
27:19Ruka.
27:20Ruka?
27:33Ruka.
27:40Ruka.
27:42I'm sorry.
27:44I lied to you.
27:49I did what you told me to do.
27:52I was going to end the fake family.
27:57But I lied to you that it would continue in two places.
28:03I'm sorry.
28:06And...
28:10I lied to you because...
28:23I fell in love with you.
28:33I promised not to fall in love with you.
28:38I'm sorry.
28:48Do you like me too?
28:53I...
28:59Yes.
29:01I like you too.
29:04I like you.
29:09I like you too.
29:12I like you.
29:18Do you like me as much as I like you?
29:24That may be different.
29:28I like you because...
29:31you are a good person.
29:34You are calm.
29:38I want to see you.
29:41I want to be on your side forever.
29:45I like you for all of that.
29:50I like you.
29:56Do you want to be with me?
30:00Yes.
30:02Maybe.
30:04Don't you like me?
30:08What?
30:10Don't you like me because we can't be together?
30:13No.
30:15I like you too.
30:17We can't be together.
30:18We can.
30:20I'm inside you.
30:23We can be together forever.
30:29Are you inside me too?
30:37Yes.
30:39I am.
30:42That's why I'm here.
30:49When you say you like me, I feel blue.
31:01I don't like it.
31:04I feel blue.
31:09What will happen to our family?
31:19I...
31:24I don't want you to feel blue.
31:27So...
31:29I...
31:38I will feel blue.
31:41I will feel blue when our family is over.
31:48I will feel blue when our family is over.
31:58I shouldn't have said that.
32:02But...
32:06But, but, but...
32:15Miki.
32:18Miki.
32:34She's here.
32:38What? What? What? What?
32:44What's wrong?
32:45I forgot why I started a fake family.
32:48Why?
32:49I couldn't get used to the word family.
32:53So, I started a fake family.
32:58Right?
32:59Yes.
33:00But, I couldn't get used to it.
33:03I'm sorry.
33:04What are you talking about?
33:06I couldn't get used to the word fake family.
33:10What?
33:11Our goal is not to have a fake family.
33:14We just want to be together.
33:16Right?
33:17Yes.
33:18But, I'm depressed.
33:20But, we failed.
33:23A fake family doesn't suit us.
33:25That's all.
33:27Then, let's make a new one.
33:29Just for us.
33:31Yes.
33:32We will make a new Ultra.
33:38Ultra?
33:42Our Ultra C.
33:44This is it.
33:48Fake family.
33:52Fake family?
33:54FAKE FAMILY
34:10Mom, is Uncle Sai a wife?
34:14To be exact, Rui is a wife.
34:18I'm a fake wife.
34:20Right?
34:21Well, I'm just a fake husband.
34:25He doesn't like only one person.
34:28He likes everyone.
34:30Is he cheating on me?
34:31No, no, no.
34:32There was a time when he thought like that.
34:39That's Ultra H.
34:40I think you are exaggerating.
34:42Let's do it.
34:43If we don't do it, we won't know.
34:45What do you mean?
34:46I see.
34:47Then, let's test it for a week.
34:49If it goes well, our Moo may fly to the sky.
34:54Keri, keri.
34:58How was it?
35:02Maybe it's Moo.
35:07It was wrong.
35:09Okay.
35:10Let's go to the next one.
35:12Fake family special edition.
35:15Yes, fake family special edition.
35:18You know, there is a TV show called Big Family.
35:23Don't you think the bond of family is amazing?
35:28I don't care about the situation of my eldest son.
35:31Even if he leaves home,
35:34his family will remember him.
35:37The bond of family will never disappear.
35:41I want to do it with this man.
35:43What?
35:44It's a big family including Rui.
35:48I'm not sure, but let's do it.
35:52It's a fake family.
35:54Fake family?
35:57Grandpa.
36:01Grandpa.
36:02It's a big family.
36:09Let's play.
36:12How was it?
36:15Maybe it's Moo.
36:17Next.
36:19Let's go on a fake school trip.
36:24Let's go on a trip with a fake family.
36:30Here you are.
36:31First,
36:33Do you have any souvenirs?
36:39Let me explain.
36:42Let me explain.
36:44Did they have a relationship?
36:49But they are not dating.
36:52Then,
36:54Let's go on a trip.
37:01I'll give you a time schedule.
37:02No, thanks.
37:04Do you have a time schedule?
37:06Yes, we do.
37:08Use it well.
37:13Where are you going?
37:36How was it?
37:38Maybe it's Moo.
37:41I did it, too.
37:42I did something.
37:44Next.
37:45What's next?
37:51Let's go on a fake resort.
37:57Let's go on a fake Japan.
38:05Let's go on a fake Sayuki.
38:07Let's go on a fake trip.
38:15Let's take a break.
38:18We did a lot.
38:21To be honest, I lost sight of my original goal.
38:26I wonder what I'm doing now.
38:29Sorry.
38:30It's too ultra.
38:31It's Luka's Moo.
38:34But she looks happy.
38:36Let's go on a fake trip.
38:40I realized that each organization has a slightly different sense of value.
38:47By the way, I told you before.
38:51Even if you look at it from the perspective of the world,
38:54Even if you take one thing,
38:56There are many different values.
38:58It was the same with the fake Oku.
39:01The values change depending on the era.
39:04So what we think is natural
39:06It may be a small natural that only applies to the era of a particular area.
39:13But if you think so, it's easy.
39:17Because if you have it, you just have to go to the exciting one.
39:23That's right.
39:26What should I do next?
39:29Do you still have it?
39:31You don't have it anymore, do you?
39:33Fake AKB!
39:34No, no, no.
39:35I did it.
39:36I did it.
39:37The idol did it.
39:38Yuki!
39:39Not here!
40:01Fake AKB
40:21That era!
40:22That era!
40:23It's cool.
40:30What's up?
40:33Are you sleepy?
41:00I have it.
41:03I don't have it, but I have it.
41:11I see.
41:22Riki also enters!
41:24Come on!
41:26Riki also enters together.
41:28What is this?
41:31What is this?
41:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
41:37I don't have it.
41:38I don't have it.
41:39I don't have it.
41:48You'll get in trouble.
41:51Excuse me.
41:52Are you okay?
41:54I'm fine.
42:00Oh
42:30And then, Kakeiresu-kyu's download has reached 150,000!
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42:55Yes! Yes! Yes!
42:56Yes! Yes! Yes!
42:57Yes! Yes! Yes!
42:58Kakeiresu-kyu is just getting started!
43:02Don't worry! Don't worry!
43:04Don't worry, kid!
43:07I've prepared a special secret weapon!
43:10Namaste!
43:12Namaste!
43:13Namaste!
43:14Yes!
43:26I'm so sorry!
43:27You really saved me!
43:28Not at all!
43:29It's a good memory!
43:38How is it?
43:39Is it going as planned?
43:41Yes.
43:42I want to stay here as long as I can.
43:47But it's so sudden, isn't it?
43:50Well, it's a mess.
43:52I hope they find me.
43:54I'm looking for...
43:56How do I put this?
43:58I'm looking for someone who will come to me.
44:02I think they've already found you.
44:06The three of them...
44:10The few months they spent here...
44:15I think that's the answer to their way of life.
44:30Yes.
44:36Please use the restroom.
44:54Rama!
45:06I'm sorry!
45:08I'm alive!
45:09Yes, you are!
45:11Let's go!
45:12Go!
45:13Where are we going?
45:14I told you.
45:16Elisa is...
45:17Luka's...
45:21...is going to be...
45:23Is that a fake?
45:26Fake...
45:27I don't know.
45:29Fake...
45:31You don't need a name anymore, do you?
45:34We just want to eat, sleep, and live with the person we love.
45:42That's all.
45:47That's right.
45:49You don't need a name anymore, do you?
45:52No!
45:55Okay, let's go!
46:04See you soon, I hope!
46:08Luka!
46:09Luka, let's go!
46:10Come on!
46:11Okay!
46:14Okay, Elisa!
46:15Be careful!
46:16One, two, three!
46:17Okay!
46:20Luka!
46:21You can't do that here!
46:24Sai Oni-san decided to release a DVD and Blu-ray instead of a house!
46:29To celebrate, we'll be giving away a DVD box!
46:33For more information, click here!
46:36You're all going to check it out, right?
46:39If you want to watch it again...
46:41T-Bone!
46:42All at once!
46:43On U-NEXT!
46:46In the end, I'm the same as him.
46:48I see.
46:49You let him win.
46:50Are you underestimating boxing?
46:51You're going to change.
46:52In one word, I'm going to punch him!
46:55I'm going to punch him!
46:57October 8th, 10PM on Kayou!