Beth gets a baby brother, but finds a family at the zoo in fear of getting replaced. Meanwhile, back at the daycare, Owen and Noah stall Beth's mother to keep her from finding out what's going on.
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00:00Attention, attention! Big Beth announcement!
00:04I'm getting a baby brother! Woo!
00:11Wait, why don't I hear any celebrating?
00:14She must still think this is a good thing.
00:17Poor Sap.
00:20Beth, do you have any idea what having a baby sibling is really like?
00:25Sure I do. It's great right here.
00:28What's this?
00:29It's a sympathy card.
00:31Sorry, you've been replaced?
00:33Don't you see? You're getting swapped out for the latest model.
00:36Think about it.
00:39Meet the all-new Baby 4000 GT featuring the sweetest button nose
00:43and those adorable chubby wittle arms.
00:46An upgraded deluxe giggle also comes standard.
00:49Parents, forget the other kids. You'll get it right with this one.
00:52New babies. Better than you. Period.
00:56So, you getting the picture?
00:58Hilarious. You guys do great jokes, but I think I'll ask an adult.
01:04Whoa, whoa, Chef! I just asked if what they said was true.
01:07You don't have to make a big production out of it.
01:10Life is easy for an only child.
01:13It's all peaches and cream.
01:16But now you have a brand new baby sibling
01:20to trample on your dreams.
01:24It's the worst.
01:27It's the worst when you're the one who was born first.
01:30What can you do?
01:31Because number two takes all the attention away from you.
01:34Keep an eye on your cookie.
01:36Half of them go to the rookie.
01:38Hey!
01:40You'll put on a fancy show just as good as any crows.
01:44But all the oohs and ohs are for the bubbles that he blows.
01:48Oh!
01:50Throw up.
01:53Throw a hissy when your mom is bro or sissy.
01:56You'll get so mad that you'll just want to burst.
01:59When you're first, it's the worst.
02:01It's the worst to be first.
02:03It's the worst when you're first.
02:05When you're first.
02:11Wait.
02:13So no one has anything nice to say about becoming a big sister?
02:17Well, really, there is...
02:18Whoa, look at the clock.
02:20That musical number took all day.
02:22It's pick-up time.
02:23What?
02:24No!
02:25Oh, no.
02:26I'm not going to become some kind of second-class citizen in my own home.
02:29I'm out of here.
02:30Check.
02:31Car keys.
02:32You got it, Beth.
02:33Wait.
02:34Why do you need my...
02:36Ah!
02:37My car!
02:39I think you have a bigger problem than your car.
02:42Beth's mom is here.
02:44I gotta find Beth, but who's going to keep her mom busy?
02:48Leave it to us, Chef.
02:50Hmm.
02:51I'm not sure where you came from, sir, but you do seem to be tall enough for the job.
02:55You're hired.
02:56But how am I going to track down Beth without my car?
02:59Don't worry, Chef.
03:00I got you covered.
03:01Remember what I got for my birthday?
03:05Hold on.
03:06Is that my bumper?
03:07And my muffler?
03:08Come on, Beth!
03:09Keep it on the road!
03:10Huh?
03:11Where did that come from?
03:12Duh-duh-duh-duh!
03:13Duh-duh-duh-duh!
03:14Ugh.
03:15Chef's car is a total lemon.
03:16Ah.
03:17Good old zoo.
03:18You never let me down.
03:19Welcome.
03:20You're in luck.
03:21It's little siblings getting free day.
03:22Oh.
03:23But I'm just a big sister.
03:24Ew!
03:25Twenty bucks!
03:26So when's it my turn to be the head?
03:27I don't know.
03:28I don't know.
03:29I don't know.
03:30I don't know.
03:31I don't know.
03:32I don't know.
03:33I don't know.
03:34I don't know.
03:36My turn to be the head.
03:37Hello?
03:38Oh!
03:39Too late.
03:40Hello?
03:41Beth?
03:42Hello?
03:43Greetings, Mrs. Beth's Mom.
03:45I am Chef's supply teacher because he is away with, uh, uh, butt flu.
03:51Uh, okay.
03:53Well, I'm looking for Beth.
03:55She's usually first out when she knows dinner is rump-roast.
03:57Rump!
04:00Well, I can assure you that Beth is safely here in the school.
04:04But... we're conducting parent-teacher interviews, and, um, it's your turn!
04:11Oh, uh, well, I didn't receive an email about this, but...
04:15Shoot, I could use some adult company.
04:18After all, I'm about to be drowning in poopy diapers again any day now.
04:22Eww!
04:24Ahem, ahem, ahem.
04:25Uh, what my tummy meant to say is, eww, wonderful!
04:31Of course, Beth loves the zoo. At least she's somewhere safe.
04:38Or she's already lizard food.
04:41Hold on, Beth! Chefs are coming!
04:45Hello, Mama Baboon. I bet you treat all your kids with respect, don't you?
04:50Fun fact! The mama snakes only have a first baby snake so they can feed it to newer, more important baby snakes.
04:57That can't be right!
05:01Eh, busted. I made that up to freak people out!
05:06I guess being a big sister really is the worst thing ever.
05:11Ooh, no babies, huh?
05:13Well, looks like you're my new mom and dad!
05:18Yep, it's like a one-kid soccer team in here. Look!
05:25And it's the strangest thing. With this baby, chocolate makes me want to barf,
05:29but I can't get enough of pickles and melted ice cream. See?
05:33Eww! Pickles give me terrible diarrhea, and so does my tummy.
05:37But I've never tried them together.
05:40No, no, no, no, no!
05:42Oh, I hate this!
05:44Beth! Beth!
05:46Chef, over here!
05:48Beth, you get out of there right now!
05:51Forget it, humans! My new giant turkey family loves me and would never trade me in for a new model!
05:56Ha! Turkeys? Those are cassowaries!
05:59They eat turkeys for breakfast.
06:01Not true.
06:03Got me again! But they are vicious predators! Check this out!
06:13Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
06:21Well, how'd you like that? A turkey dinner!
06:25I'm not a turkey!
06:27I'm not a turkey!
06:29Well, how'd you like that? A tiny toot, but no diarrhea!
06:34It's an ice cream miracle!
06:36Wait, that wasn't me.
06:38Yeah, it was me.
06:40Oh dear, it's happening. Beth's baby brother is on his way!
06:45What?
06:52Gwen, go find me eleven herbs and spices, cause these birds are going to Friartown.
06:58Ha!
07:01Okay, time to take care of business.
07:05Mom! Dad! Stop fighting! He's my teacher!
07:09Get back here, you overgrown feather duster!
07:13Oh yeah, this is going viral for sure.
07:18That egg must be for their morning omelet!
07:23I saved the most important meal of the day.
07:25Huh?
07:27Whoa! This isn't breakfast! It's another dumb baby!
07:32I'm still going to be a big sister! Well, that's just great!
07:39Whoa! I guess you are kinda cute.
07:43Maybe being a big sister isn't that bad.
07:46It's not. You only got half of the story.
07:49There's a good side to having little brothers and sisters too.
07:52There is? Like what?
07:53Help! Please help!
07:55You can blame them for the bad stuff you did.
07:58You get the new clothes, and they get your old ones.
08:01And they look up to you like you're the coolest person ever.
08:04Even if you're a total doofus.
08:06Really?
08:07Really.
08:08There isn't a lot of bodily fluids here!
08:10Come on, let's get you back to school.
08:13It's way past pick-up time, and your mom's probably freaking out.
08:16I forgot she's making rum toast for dinner!
08:19Bye little bro!
08:20Hey! What about Chef? Come back! Come back!
08:30There you are! You need to go to Chef's office right now!
08:34Huh? Why? Wait, what's that sound?
08:37Mom!
08:39It's okay, sweetie. Come meet your new brother.
08:42That's him? You had the baby here?
08:45Where are Owen and Noah?
08:47Is it over?
08:48I think that broke my brain. Remind me not to be a doctor when I grow up.
08:52Or a mommy.
08:54Hold him. He's not going to bite.
08:57Hello, baby bro. I'm your big sister, Beth.
09:01Um, what's happening?
09:04Isn't it obvious?
09:06No, I mean out there.
09:11I knew it! My brain is broken!
09:15Where's Beth?
09:16And the baby!
09:24Attention, attention! Big Beth announcement! I'm a big sister!
09:30So, who are you eating first?