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01:30You
01:44Boy bah-bah-bah
02:00Oh
02:30She'll
02:32Don't see to my shot. Oh, that's right. You know, it's a small
02:37link to you
02:39What's it? You'll do it
02:52No, no, no, give me a good man
03:00Oh
03:02I
03:04I
03:06Watch out!
03:27Thank you for your hard work this time.
03:29It's nothing. I just want to have a look.
03:32Stop pretending to be cool in front of me.
03:34The way you acted as a newbie was even worse than them.
03:38Old Yuan, you haven't changed.
03:41You still like to play that trick.
03:43In order to make other newbies obey the command more,
03:46please don't spread the news that Lin Qiye won.
03:50Do you want us to pretend to lose?
03:52Old man.
03:53It's Qiye's mask. I'll listen to him.
03:57Then I'll listen to Mo Li.
04:00Instructor Yuan, we won.
04:05Besides, I believe that newbies will obey the command without any lies.
04:10Otherwise, they don't deserve to be night watchers.
04:12Right?
04:15That's right.
04:16Young people are all different.
04:20But it would be better if you won.
04:24You can't blame me.
04:26It's you who told me to use the triple split.
04:28Nonsense.
04:29Otherwise, you would have destroyed my training camp.
04:31It's okay.
04:32I'll give you time to recover.
05:02I'll give you time to recover.
05:04I'll give you time to recover.
05:06I'll give you time to recover.
05:08I'll give you time to recover.
05:10I'll give you time to recover.
05:13After yesterday's first test,
05:15we decided to eliminate 112 newbies who didn't comply with the rules.
05:19Next, everyone who trained in each round
05:22will probably be eliminated again.
05:24We will use a sword to suppress your weakness.
05:27You will become ordinary people.
05:30During this period,
05:31we will use all kinds of methods to torture you.
05:35You will be desperate.
05:37You will be in pain.
05:39You will even want to die.
05:42Don't stay in the mausoleum.
05:44Get out and go to class.
05:46You brat.
05:48Why did you bring so many jewelry for training?
05:51It's the first time for the new Instructor Han to lead the troops.
05:54Will there be any problems?
05:56He just won the swordsmanship championship.
05:58He's stable.
06:00Now, there is a disturbance in the mausoleum.
06:02There are evil spirits lurking outside.
06:04There are also ancient gods who are evil and evil.
06:07Do you want to fight with this?
06:09Do you rely on your superpower?
06:22Instructor Han, I'm sorry.
06:24I just forgot to turn off the automatic emergency mode.
06:27Why don't we do it again?
06:31It was just an accident just now.
06:33Everyone, pay attention this time.
06:38No matter what kind of defense,
06:40as long as your swordsmanship is strong enough...
06:52I forgot to turn off the automatic defense.
06:54I'm sorry, Instructor Han.
06:55Why don't we do it again?
06:57Get out.
07:00Han Li, don't panic.
07:02Just grab another soft stone.
07:06You, come up here.
07:13You...
07:14You don't have any forbidden objects, do you?
07:16No.
07:17This guy is white and tender.
07:19Isn't it as easy as kneading dough?
07:22You may not be able to block my next attack.
07:25But it doesn't matter.
07:26I won't be weak.
07:31Have you ever learned how to fight?
07:33A little.
07:50Who are you fighting with?
07:52Captain of Team 136, Chen Muyong.
07:57You...
08:00Don't be discouraged.
08:01Another one.
08:02Another one.
08:14I didn't call you.
08:15Sit down.
08:22Come on, Han Li.
08:23Come on.
08:24Don't give up.
08:25They're just a bunch of newbies.
08:27A bunch of rookies.
08:28Don't be nervous.
08:29You can do it.
08:30There must be a way to deal with him.
08:37Do you have any forbidden objects?
08:39No.
08:40Has anyone taught you how to use a knife?
08:42No.
08:43Then what are you best at?
08:44Reciting Buddhist scriptures.
08:46Now it's ten to nine.
08:48Okay.
08:49Then you do it.
08:50Let's practice.
08:53I can't use a knife.
08:54This is just a wooden knife.
08:56Why?
08:57As long as it looks like a knife,
08:58I can't touch it.
09:00I say,
09:01are you rookies here to train?
09:04Instructor,
09:05he really can't touch it.
09:06His forbidden object...
09:07What forbidden object?
09:08Now,
09:09your forbidden object has been suppressed.
09:11Take it up boldly.
09:12This is an order.
09:13Really?
09:14You can do this?
09:18No way.
09:27No.
09:29See?
09:30I told you.
09:47I told you not to use a wooden knife.
09:49Because of this,
09:50Instructor can use a wooden knife
09:51to block Cao Yan's attack.
09:54The murderous intent is so strong.
09:56Is he really going to kill me?
10:23Kill him.
10:35These thorns
10:37are really strong.
10:38Yahoo!
10:47You new recruits,
10:49pick and choose whatever you want to eat.
10:51If you don't want to eat, get lost.
10:53In our Dao Sect,
10:54it's good to have something to eat.
10:56I'll eat, too.
10:58Fortunately, there's still a little bit of pickles.
11:01There's really a little bit of pickles.
11:11I'll give it to you.
11:13This is pickles.
11:15You're not going to eat it?
11:16Lin Qi also likes to eat.
11:17I'll give it to him.
11:22Why did you give it to me?
11:24Because I sealed you.
11:26Not only that,
11:27Master Jin Chan said
11:29there's only one person in the world
11:31who can erase my sin.
11:34The twin trees are separated from the mountains.
11:36The eight gods are gone.
11:38If I don't eat,
11:40I won't be able to live.
11:45Hey.
11:46It's a good show,
11:47but you still have to report your identity.
11:48What crime did you commit?
11:49I...
11:50I just want to tell you in private.
11:53What's going on?
12:18What's going on?
12:19It smells good.
12:20It smells so good.
12:21There's also a wine soup ball.
12:28It's rare for you to come back.
12:30Of course you have to eat it all.
12:32Thank you, Master Jin Chan.
12:35Qi Yan, let's eat together.
12:41No need.
12:42You guys eat.
12:43I just want to ask some questions.
12:45Look at your comrades behind you.
12:47Your eyes are all green.
12:48You really don't want to eat?
12:50How did you become the representative of the gods?
12:52Which god is he?
13:00About eight or nine years ago,
13:02I just got home from school.
13:03A big car with a lot of people
13:05suddenly rushed towards me.
13:06I didn't have time to react.
13:08Just when I was about to be hit,
13:10the time around me
13:11was suddenly paused.
13:14The god of time
13:16came so straight
13:17from the void.
13:21He signed a contract with me
13:23and bestowed his spirit to me.
13:26And as an exchange,
13:27I had to enter Gao Tian Yuan
13:29and help him get something out of it.
13:33Gao Tian Yuan?
13:34The scent of the gods in Japanese mythology?
13:36That's right.
13:37Does it really exist?
13:39If the god of time says it exists,
13:41then it definitely exists.
13:43It's just that I haven't found it yet.
13:47What about you?
13:48What did Mijia Le do to you?
13:51I don't know.
13:52He just took a look at me.
13:54Mijia Le is ranked No. 003,
13:57the top god.
13:58There are a lot of people who want to get his power.
14:01You have to be careful.
14:02Are you referring to the ancient gods?
14:06They are all crazy people.
14:09If I can't drag you into the fire,
14:11I will take away your identity as the representative of the gods.
14:14I will even kill you.
14:18Run!
14:26I've been attacked by them four times.
14:29Luckily, I'm still alive.
14:31Four times?
14:32You've been attacked four times?
14:35But now,
14:36they don't dare to come to me anymore.
14:38Why?
14:39Because I have a group of reliable teammates.
14:43Run!
14:44Captain,
14:45don't get emotional when you eat.
14:47It's easy to get sick.
14:51You too.
14:52Qi.
14:53In this training camp,
14:55there may be your future companions.
14:57So,
14:58go make some friends.
15:07Lin Qi.
15:09We have something to do next.
15:12Okay.
15:13Have fun.
15:29It took me 49 days to make these pickles.
15:42The next day
15:54Where are we?
15:58Hello?
15:59What's going on?
16:04Good morning, new recruits.
16:06Today is our special training day.
16:08Please get ready.
16:10Four.
16:11Three.
16:12Two.
16:13One.
16:14The final training of Mount Jinan
16:16starts now.
16:19Run!
16:20Run!
16:27The goal of this training
16:29is to cross the mountain before dawn
16:33and reach the finish line.
16:41Rule one.
16:43Within three hours of training,
16:46you can't attack or touch the drone in any way.
16:50There is only one thing you can do to the drone.
16:53That is to escape.
16:56Two.
16:57The whole mountain has been sealed.
17:00You can only rely on your body,
17:02mind and will.
17:11Three.
17:13You have 35 kilograms of weight on you.
17:16You can't leave the city.
17:18Otherwise, you will be out of the army immediately.
17:22Four.
17:23If you are hit by a drone five times,
17:25you will also be out of the army.
17:36My hands.
17:38What are we going to do?
17:45The first to reach the finish line
17:47is the winner of this extreme training.
17:51The winner
17:52Can you drive?
17:53will receive a generous reward.
17:56I'll support you.
17:57Get out of my way.
18:00The loser
18:02will be punished by hell.
18:09Your name is Wang Liang, right?
18:12What is the most inhumane thing you have ever done in your life?
18:22When I was seven years old,
18:24I was so playful that I couldn't hold it in my mouth.
18:30Five.
18:31And then?
18:33My five daughters
18:34looked at me with love.
18:36She laughed so loudly.
18:38I was angry.
18:39I let out my mouth to scare her.
18:41I scared her to cry.
18:47How did you get the light bulb?
18:49You squeezed it out for me.
18:53How can I get married after this?
18:56It's funny, right?
18:58Don't worry.
18:59As long as you go out,
19:01you will have the same treatment.
19:03Please find your own way.
19:07Even if it's a cruel way.
19:11Good luck.
19:13Soldiers.
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