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Salman Khan Vs Shah Rukh Khan Rai Sunil Grover Dus Ka Dum (Part-2)

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00:00A question for Mr. Shah Rukh Khan.
00:02Assume that Mr. Salman is getting married.
00:04What would Mr. Shah Rukh Khan be doing?
00:06This is a hypothetical question.
00:08It's a real question but it's full of imagination.
00:14Mr. Salman is getting married and Mr. Shah Rukh must be busy.
00:19Do you have any options?
00:21He must be standing near the food stall and saying
00:25that he's going to buy small sweets for the big weddings.
00:31He must be dancing with the grooms on the Bhojpuri song.
00:35He must be busy.
00:38Okay?
00:40This is okay if it's a big wedding.
00:43And C. He must be making the crying girls quiet and saying
00:47shut up!
00:49Shut up!
00:52Shut up!
00:54He must be dancing with the grooms on the Bhojpuri song.
00:57He must be dancing with the grooms on the Bhojpuri song.
01:00He must be dancing with the grooms on the Bhojpuri song.
01:05You must be checking the gifts
01:07that if I gave so much, then how much Akshay gave?
01:13Sir, you have the option, the third one.
01:17You must be having many girls..
01:19..who would be very upset.
01:22And their hearts would break.
01:23Their hearts would break and they would be rejected.
01:25So, I was friends with Salman for that day.
01:28..that I will take care of the ones who will be spared.
01:34Sir, when will the real friend come in handy?
01:37Very good answer.
01:43You have given a very good answer very quickly, Mr. Shahrukh.
01:46And for this, you get, as I had promised, one billion.
01:59Oh, my God!
02:09He is an Arab. He is our friend.
02:12And he has brought dates for you, sir.
02:14Thank you. Thank you.
02:16You have given a very good answer.
02:23Thank you. Thank you, my brother. Thank you so much.
02:25You have brought dates.
02:26He is our Arab friend.
02:28He is from an Arab country. Thank you very much.
02:31Yes.
02:35The real people have a lot of money.
02:37We don't get a little bit.
02:40Yes.
02:42Now let's move on to a very interesting question.
02:47We have these cards.
02:51I will distribute the cards.
02:54And what do you have?
02:57Look at this. He is distributing the cards.
03:00I am distributing the cards of all three of them.
03:02It is very fun to distribute the cards.
03:18It is very fun to distribute the cards.
03:27And then I have made my own experiment.
03:37This is Mr. Shah Rukh's card.
03:40And this is Mr. Bal Shah's card.
03:47This is Mr. Salman's card.
03:50One billion.
03:51And this is my card.
03:53Joker.
03:58What kind of cards are these?
04:00King of spades, Joker.
04:02There is no queen. There is no queen in this.
04:04Where is the queen? Where is the queen?
04:08Let's welcome the queen.
04:10The eyes are blurred and the words are scattered.
04:13You have made your own experiment.
04:16You have found someone.
04:19You have found someone.
04:22You have found someone.
04:25What do I say, friends?
04:27What do I say, friends?
04:29I am in love.
04:31I am in love.
04:33You are such a nice person.
04:34I have found someone.
04:37I have found someone.
04:38Ms. Rani, welcome.
04:40I have found someone.
04:46Ms. Rani, I want to ask you a question.
04:48Yeah
05:08It's too good
05:18Oh
05:48Oh
05:57Honey Gina Amit Jigga's odd black make on Kiata Rami Jina pink make on Kiata
06:04concert of a ugly film are you
06:11Honey do you have to take about Canada?
06:14I'm Rani Mukherjee. I
06:18I got up to see but some of her giant of Rani Mukherjee
06:30Honey do you have a
06:33Both paid mid-air do that. How do you call it? Yeah?
06:36No, yeah, I'm just a good boy. Love honey. Can I get that the New Yorkers?
06:44I'm stiff expression sick on
06:48I
07:18and Mr. Salman have won an Arab Jiu-Jitsu match.
07:22Which they will never get.
07:25Next question is for you.
07:26The head that is slippery, why is it slipping slowly?
07:36It could have slipped fast too.
07:41But it was slippery.
07:48Slippery.
07:53It is slipping slowly.
07:56It is slipping very slowly.
07:59Why?
08:00Because it is not a 10-step, so it has options.
08:02I would like to give you options.
08:03Oh, God.
08:04A, it was not a 4G speed, so it is slipping slowly.
08:07B, because it was Chunri's favourite song.
08:10Slowly, slowly, come into my life.
08:14C, it is not a Chunri, it is a government file,
08:16so it is slipping slowly.
08:18It should keep slipping slowly.
08:22It should keep slipping meaningfully.
08:24And D, because Chunri is educated,
08:27she knows that slow and steady wins the race.
08:36Do you really want an answer?
08:39I do.
08:41I will get it.
08:42A small one.
08:43No, I cannot give an answer to this silly question.
08:45You can answer this with a flying kiss.
08:49If you want.
08:55Thank you. Thank you very much.
08:59The award goes to the duplicate Amitabh Bachchan.
09:02Thank you for your correct answer.
09:06You get this CD.
09:08You are smart, so smart CD.
09:19The next question is for all three of you.
09:21You can answer it quickly.
09:31We will play this after every three questions.
09:34Oh my God.
09:34The next question is about Karan Arjun.
09:36It is a very famous film.
09:38Many people have seen it.
09:39Many people have liked you in the roles of Karan Arjun.
09:42Many people still remember you.
09:43So, my Karan Arjun will come.
09:47Why did Rakhi have so much confidence in the film
09:50that my Karan Arjun will come?
09:53My Karan Arjun will come.
09:56She kept repeating it.
09:58Why did she have so much confidence?
10:09Do you have any options?
10:10A, she had got a return ticket before she left.
10:16B, the name of the film was Karan Arjun.
10:18So, Karan Arjun will come back.
10:20Bablu and Guddu will not come back.
10:24C, he didn't take a loan to return you.
10:30Or D, you have to come back.
10:33It will take time.
10:36What?
10:39B, the name of the film was Karan Arjun.
10:42So, Karan Arjun will come back.
10:43Bablu and Guddu will not come back.
10:46Oh.
10:50Huh?
10:53It's going to rain. It will take a while.
10:57Hey!
11:06You have to come back...
11:10...and it will take a while.
11:13Oh
11:43Oh
12:13Oh
12:27Thank you so much Salman
12:33After a long time
12:34You have laughed so much
12:36After a long time, I have seen such beauty
12:38Thank you, thank you so much
12:40Thank you, thank you
12:42Thank you so much, sir. Thank you.
12:45You're very welcome.
12:46And please bring this garbage bag over there.
12:48And I'm taking the best thing with me.
12:52Thank you, Mr. Salman. Thank you so much.
12:54Thank you. Thank you.
12:56Superb.
13:02Outstanding. Outstanding.
13:13So, Ms. Rani, welcome to Das Kadam.
13:16He's an amazing man.
13:19So, we've played KPC in Das Kadam.
13:21Yes.
13:22Now, we're back to Das Kadam.
13:25So, the two artists who will clash today
13:28are Shah Rukh Khan versus Rani Mukerji.
13:38Yes.
13:39So, in Das Kadam, we'll play a knocker game with you first.
13:42There are seven unique questions in this game.
13:44Both of you can place your bets on the India meter.
13:47And the one whose guess is closer to India
13:51will be eliminated.
13:53And you'll play Super Sawal.
13:55Let's play Das Kadam.
14:02Your first question.
14:05How many percent of unmarried Indians
14:09get taunted by their relatives?
14:14Get married.
14:18Get married. Why did you say it twice?
14:20It was fine just once. Get married.
14:22He said, he's worried.
14:23Shah Rukh, don't we know some person like that?
14:27What percent of unmarried Indians are tired
14:30of their relatives constantly nagging them to get married?
14:33Salman, you're..
14:34I'm the opposite. I don't say anything at home.
14:37No.
14:38These press people..
14:41These TV people..
14:43No, not even Indians.
14:44They're happy.
14:45But when will they get married?
14:47What's your use of my marriage?
14:53Salman, I say, forget about getting married.
14:57Have kids.

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