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00:00:00Classic match-ups. Check out John Cena and Kurt Angle for the WWE Championship.
00:00:06But if you ask me, the straw that may break the camel's back,
00:00:10that Damn Daivari is gonna be the special guest referee in this great match-up.
00:00:15But tonight, baby, it's all about Angle.
00:00:23My name is Kurt Angle.
00:00:26I'm an Olympic gold medalist.
00:00:29I'm a four-time WWE Champion.
00:00:32And I'm the greatest professional wrestler on this planet.
00:00:35And every single person watching me right now knows it.
00:00:39The General Manager of RAW, Eric Bischoff, knows it.
00:00:42All you fans know it.
00:00:44John Cena knows it.
00:00:46You do, Cena, don't you?
00:00:49You would never admit it to your Chang-Hei.
00:00:51But deep down in your heart, you know.
00:00:54I'm better than you are.
00:00:56There ain't no denying, Cena.
00:00:59I beat your ass three times.
00:01:03John Cena's reign as a WWE Champion is a farce.
00:01:06It's fake. It's phony.
00:01:08I'm gonna end your little charade of you running around with the WWE Championship.
00:01:13I'm more relentless.
00:01:15I'm more vicious than I've ever been in my life.
00:01:18And I want that WWE title more than I've ever wanted it my whole entire career.
00:01:23Cena tells his Jame Gang that it's all about real recognizing real.
00:01:30You wanna see real, Cena?
00:01:32Don't get any more real than Kurt Angle.
00:01:33I am the most real thing you will ever know.
00:01:36I hold your whole future in the palm of my hand.
00:01:38And you know it.
00:01:40But the plot thickens.
00:01:42Kurt, I've never backed down from a fight in my life.
00:01:45And I'll be damned if I start tonight.
00:01:48Come get some...
00:01:51Lights Out!
00:01:53Game over.
00:01:54Who'll make way for the King's best?
00:01:56Lights Out!
00:01:58Game over.
00:02:00If you really think you got it like that.
00:02:02Lights Out!
00:02:03I want a special guest hand-picked referee.
00:02:07I give you my word, I'll take care of everything.
00:02:09Thanks to Mr. Bischoff, you're looking at my own personal referee.
00:02:14Including the match at Survivor Series
00:02:18for the WWE Championship against John Cena.
00:02:24In all likelihood, this is exactly what we will be seeing at Survivor Series.
00:02:28What the hell is that?
00:02:30Are you kidding me?
00:02:33The deck has been stacked against John Cena.
00:02:36Your ass is gonna run out of cards.
00:02:38I'm walking away the WWE Champion.
00:02:42I never back down and I never quit.
00:02:45Think about what the most vicious son of a bitch on God's green earth
00:02:49is gonna take from you this Sunday night.
00:02:51Think Cena.
00:02:54And fear.
00:03:09Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome special guest referee, Jafari.
00:03:15I'm still in disbelief that Kurt Angle's hand-picked personal referee, Jafari,
00:03:20has been changed by Raw General Manager Eric Bischoff to officiate this matchup.
00:03:24Well, you know, earlier, Taz said that Melina's entrance was the best in the WWE.
00:03:29If you ask me, his is the worst.
00:03:31I cannot stand to hear that creepy music.
00:03:34Dang, he's talking about cheese with the wine.
00:03:36Fellas, can we call this one like we see it?
00:03:38Can we please stop complaining?
00:03:40I do. I call him like I see him.
00:03:42I don't see anything I like right there.
00:03:44This is a WWE Championship match.
00:04:14As you can tell, Kurt Angle and Eric Bischoff have successfully, once again,
00:04:20censored our crowd here.
00:04:22It isn't live a lot better when you can't hear all of these people saying
00:04:27what they're saying to Kurt Angle.
00:04:29It's nice.
00:04:30The following contest is scheduled for one fall,
00:04:33and it is for the WWE Championship.
00:04:37Introducing the challenger, weighing in at 232 pounds,
00:04:41he is the only Olympic gold medalist in WWE history, Kurt Angle.
00:04:47Now, Styles, I got to ask you, baby boy,
00:04:50because you're a little wet behind the ears when it comes to WWE,
00:04:53what's it like to be this close to greatness?
00:04:55What's it like to...
00:04:58Well, now they're censoring me.
00:05:11Coach, sometimes I do wish I had a mute button for you.
00:05:17Boy, he looks in phenomenal condition here tonight.
00:05:20Always. Always.
00:05:21Impeccable.
00:05:23Never better.
00:05:25Daivari, rubbing him down.
00:05:27What kind of referee is that?
00:05:28When's the last time you saw a referee do that?
00:05:30Is he his trainer?
00:05:34This stinks.
00:05:41And from West Newbury, Massachusetts,
00:05:43weighing in at 248 pounds,
00:05:46he is the WWE Champion, John Cena.
00:05:52Hey, hey, hey.
00:05:53I'm going to say it for the very last time.
00:05:55The champ is here.
00:05:58You'll never hear it again after tonight.
00:06:00There have been 11 titles in the history of WWE.
00:06:06He's here.
00:06:07You'll never hear it again after tonight.
00:06:09There have been 11 WWE Championship matches
00:06:13at the Survivor Series.
00:06:15Eight of them have resulted in the challenger
00:06:18dethroning the champion.
00:06:20So the odds are in favor of Kurt Angle.
00:06:23On top of that, you've got a referee
00:06:26who blatantly has been assigned by Eric Bischoff
00:06:29to make sure that Cena does not leave Detroit
00:06:31with that championship belt.
00:06:33Hey, I'm going to agree with you, Joey Styles,
00:06:35I'm going to agree with you.
00:06:36Yes, Eric Bischoff wants John Cena
00:06:38to no longer be the WWE Champion.
00:06:40But this match still has to happen,
00:06:42and Daivari still has the referee,
00:06:44and Kurt Angle still has to defeat John Cena.
00:06:47And Daivari wants the championship belt to hold up,
00:06:49and I'm begging John Cena to complact.
00:06:54There's a look at that beautiful,
00:06:56customized WWE Championship belt.
00:06:58How much do you think we're going to get for that
00:07:00on auction.com when it's no longer needed?
00:07:03Because I guarantee you, Kurt Angle
00:07:04would never wear a championship belt like that.
00:07:07What do you mean, how much are we going to get?
00:07:08He's raising his hand already.
00:07:09Daivari's already raising Angle's hand.
00:07:12Well, it's a four-guard conclusion
00:07:14that Kurt Angle will be the new WWE Champion.
00:07:17I'll tell you what, I for one,
00:07:18I want to thank everybody that has come here tonight
00:07:21to watch this athlete, to watch this man in action.
00:07:24And I am flattered to be this close.
00:07:26Well, I'll tell you what, I'm not flattered, Coach.
00:07:30I mean, you know, I used to be Kurt Angle's biggest fan,
00:07:33but now I got to ask you,
00:07:34what kind of Olympic gold medal winner,
00:07:36what kind of Olympic champion
00:07:38comes into the Joe Louis Arena
00:07:39and has to have his own special referee,
00:07:43Daivari, on top of that?
00:07:44Come on, tell me what kind of champion that is.
00:07:46Hey, he's privileged, I'll give you that.
00:07:48I mean, that's not privileged.
00:07:50Wouldn't everybody think, I mean,
00:07:51all through the years,
00:07:52if you had your own special referee,
00:07:54think about how much better your referee would have been.
00:07:56Come on, give me a break.
00:07:57I mean, everybody would love to have their own referee.
00:08:00Kurt Angle, not only a former Olympic champion,
00:08:03Olympic gold medalist,
00:08:04also a former four-time WWE champion,
00:08:07never needed his own referee to win those championships.
00:08:12Angle now targeting the leg of John Cena.
00:08:16Well, it may not matter.
00:08:17I mean, that's the thing.
00:08:18Is this a setup?
00:08:19I guess maybe it is.
00:08:21But when Kurt Angle dominates John Cena,
00:08:23you're going to see it here in a minute,
00:08:24it's not going to matter who the referee is.
00:08:26Kurt Angle, there you are, going for that ankle.
00:08:29Perhaps a precursor of that ankle lock
00:08:31that we may see later on in this match.
00:08:33No question, deep arm drag into the armbar.
00:08:35Nicely done by the WWE champion, John Cena,
00:08:38talking smack now to Kurt Angle.
00:08:41As well, he should.
00:08:42Shoulder block, down goes Angle, once again.
00:08:48Angle rolls to the outside.
00:08:49I guess we'll have a quick second.
00:08:51The end of a quick second,
00:08:53Daivari is keeping the champion
00:08:54from going outside after the challenger.
00:08:55Well, he's doing his job.
00:08:56This match doesn't take place.
00:08:58He's not last man standing.
00:08:59This is in the ring, and they're all moving forward.
00:09:02If he was doing his job, he'd be counting towards Angle.
00:09:03Hey, hey, hey, Joey, calm down, baby.
00:09:05Calm down.
00:09:06I'm not going to calm down.
00:09:07We've got a referee who is blatantly trying
00:09:10to make sure that John Cena loses the WWE championship.
00:09:15He's canvassing Kurt Angle.
00:09:16Look, we're up to a two count.
00:09:18We're up to a two count.
00:09:19Meanwhile, Kurt Angle's been out of the ring
00:09:21for about a 20 count.
00:09:23And this crowd right now, I got to say this,
00:09:25they are electric inside of the Joe.
00:09:27And I'm looking across at Michael Cole and Tyler.
00:09:29They're going, wait a second.
00:09:30Raw is the superior brand,
00:09:32because we have got it tonight,
00:09:34and we're still bringing it, fellas.
00:09:35This is what a championship match is all about in WWE.
00:09:39You know it.
00:09:41The fans are standing,
00:09:43and this is fantastic athleticism.
00:09:46Let's talk a little bit about
00:09:47just how big Survivor Series is.
00:09:49This match right now going out worldwide.
00:09:52They're watching in the United Kingdom,
00:09:53on Sky Box office, in Canada, Australia,
00:09:56New Zealand, Malaysia, Brunei, Jordan, Kuwait.
00:09:59The list goes on and on.
00:10:00Saudi Arabia, the West Bank, Palestine,
00:10:03and even the Gaza Strip.
00:10:04I know, and Joey, I hate to correct you, but I will.
00:10:06What you meant to say is,
00:10:08this is what a world championship match is like on Raw.
00:10:12You got to clarify it, baby.
00:10:13Joey, you don't have to listen to Cole.
00:10:15Speaking of the Gaza Strip,
00:10:16who do you think is at the top of the slot?
00:10:18Look at him now.
00:10:19And tossed by John Cena.
00:10:22Uh-oh, here we go.
00:10:23Here we go.
00:10:24Beautiful fisherman suplex, no bridge, all impact.
00:10:27And there, he's got him.
00:10:30Come on, Devoree, do your job.
00:10:31Count you idiots, man.
00:10:32It's going to be tough for John Cena to win tonight.
00:10:35I got to tell you that.
00:10:36Tough? Impossible.
00:10:38The referee doesn't count.
00:10:39That's not tough.
00:10:40His shoulders are still there.
00:10:41Maybe you want to get a little closer.
00:10:44Maybe you want to get a little closer.
00:10:45John Cena's just making him get a little closer.
00:10:47Look at this setup.
00:10:48It's the angle.
00:10:48Look at this.
00:10:49The angle.
00:10:50Cena stepped over.
00:10:51Turn angle.
00:10:52And that was the plan.
00:10:53Devoree's about to ring the bell.
00:10:54Get ready to ring the bell.
00:10:55Get ready to grab the championship belt.
00:10:57Get ready to grab it all.
00:10:58Because John Cena is just about finished.
00:11:01Oh, this is fantastic.
00:11:02John Cena fighting through the pain so close to the bottom rope.
00:11:05But turn angle drags him back to the center of the ring.
00:11:09Look at Devoree.
00:11:10He can't wait to give the signal to ring the bell.
00:11:12There he is.
00:11:14But Cena won't give him the satisfaction.
00:11:16Cena will not submit.
00:11:19Look at the champion fight.
00:11:20Oh, no.
00:11:22Drag back to the center of the ring.
00:11:24The champion does have a lot of fight in him.
00:11:26But turn angle doesn't need Devoree.
00:11:28This is what I'm trying to tell you.
00:11:30It's obvious turn angle is not going to be enough.
00:11:36Well, like I said, it's going to be tough
00:11:38for John Cena to win tonight.
00:11:40But Cena takes care of this.
00:11:42And look out.
00:11:43Spine buster.
00:11:45What a slap to the face.
00:11:47Cena can't do that.
00:11:49Look at him now on the referee.
00:11:52So what?
00:11:55Cena is defying authority.
00:11:57And I don't believe it.
00:11:58He's trying to disqualify.
00:12:00No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:01Don't do that.
00:12:02Don't, don't, don't do that.
00:12:03Because then Kurt can't win the championship.
00:12:07Look out.
00:12:09Look at this.
00:12:10From behind.
00:12:11Angle in his hand.
00:12:12Big referee in a meeting of the minds.
00:12:14And down they crumble on the outside.
00:12:16Oh, this is great, coach.
00:12:18And the champion just slapped a taste out
00:12:20of the mouth of Daivari.
00:12:22And then Daivari wanted to disqualify him.
00:12:24And he was stopped by Kurt Angle.
00:12:26And Joe's right.
00:12:27I mean, Daivari almost made a classic mistake.
00:12:30You cannot win a WWE championship
00:12:33on a disqualification.
00:12:35Yeah.
00:12:36Daivari wanted to throw what little weight he has around.
00:12:38Oh, look out.
00:12:39This man.
00:12:40Face first into the steel steps.
00:12:42The challenger pulls the champion to the outside.
00:12:44Oh, god.
00:12:45Overhead belly-to-belly suplex on the floor.
00:12:49What disagreement Daivari and Kurt Angle did have
00:12:51I guarantee is now rectified because Kurt Angle
00:12:53is back on the aggressive.
00:12:55Yeah, but his hand-picked referee, Daivari,
00:12:57is still down.
00:12:58I think Daivari is not senseless over there.
00:13:00A little sense he has.
00:13:03Kurt Angle's pulling another referee.
00:13:05Yes.
00:13:06No.
00:13:07Wait a minute.
00:13:08No.
00:13:09No.
00:13:10Oh, my gosh.
00:13:11Well, this is obviously the thing that would happen.
00:13:13If one referee is knocked out, you'd
00:13:15have to have another referee come down.
00:13:18That is proper procedure.
00:13:20Referee Chad Patton out here.
00:13:22Well, I'm going to tell you something.
00:13:24Honestly, I really don't have a problem
00:13:26with Chad Patton being out here.
00:13:28This thing down the middle.
00:13:30Lateral thrust.
00:13:32Two and no.
00:13:34Again, two and no.
00:13:36I don't want to hear you guys cry anymore.
00:13:38I don't want to hear any more whining from you guys
00:13:40because now Chad Patton is the referee.
00:13:42Nobody's crying, Kurt.
00:13:44So, thank you.
00:13:47Fair enough.
00:13:48Appreciate it.
00:13:49This is the way a championship should be decided.
00:13:51Wait a minute.
00:13:52I think I do see a tear or two running down
00:13:54the face of Kurt Angle now that he realizes
00:13:56this match is going to be fair and square
00:13:58that he don't have a hand-picked referee in his pocket.
00:14:00King, that's sweat.
00:14:01That's sweat of a champion.
00:14:03Kurt Angle with the high waist lock on John Cena.
00:14:05Trying to squeeze the life out of him.
00:14:07Cena frees himself with two elbows.
00:14:09Clothesline.
00:14:10Ducked.
00:14:11High cross body by the WWE champion.
00:14:13Oh.
00:14:14Oh.
00:14:16That was close.
00:14:17Very close.
00:14:18Good count by the referee.
00:14:20Nice haymakers by the champion.
00:14:22Angle now with the reversal off the ropes.
00:14:24Uh-oh.
00:14:25Again, beautiful overhead belly-to-belly suplex
00:14:29by the Olympic gold medalist and four-time WWE champion.
00:14:33Joey, can you please point out the timing,
00:14:35the strength, the tenacity of Kurt Angle?
00:14:38We don't have to point it out, Coach.
00:14:39We can see it.
00:14:40I'm not doubting that Kurt Angle is great.
00:14:42He is absolutely a great,
00:14:44a phenomenal wrestler.
00:14:46Both Olympic and here in WWE,
00:14:48no question about it,
00:14:49what we had a problem with was Daivari,
00:14:51who right now, this second, is no longer effective.
00:14:54So now we're gonna find out who is the better man.
00:14:57Cena!
00:14:58Cena!
00:14:59Cena!
00:15:00And Kurt Angle, if he wants to wrest this title away
00:15:03from John Cena here tonight at Survivor Series,
00:15:06had better go for a pinfall.
00:15:09And much like what we saw earlier
00:15:12with Triple H dominating Ric Flair,
00:15:14we're seeing another dominating performance
00:15:17in Motown by Kurt Angle.
00:15:19And these fans here in Motown are loving it.
00:15:21Cover, two, and no!
00:15:23Right shoulder up, two-count only on the belly-to-back suplex
00:15:25by Kurt Angle.
00:15:26I will agree with Demetri here.
00:15:28The Detroit Red Wings have done some phenomenal things
00:15:30in this building.
00:15:31And right now, you're seeing another great performance
00:15:33from a great athlete.
00:15:35Half these fans here seem to be for Kurt Angle,
00:15:38half for John Cena.
00:15:39Like I said, nobody doubts
00:15:41abilities and talent.
00:15:42Here's a variation on a single-leg Boston grab
00:15:44along with an STF.
00:15:46Kurt Angle has the leg of Cena bent backwards.
00:15:49That's not the way you want your leg to bend.
00:15:51He's also got his arm underneath the chin of John Cena.
00:15:55Well, Cena may have to tap here.
00:15:57Well, I guarantee you this.
00:15:58From what I'm seeing right now,
00:15:59there's no way John Cena's gonna be able to be
00:16:01on instant access.
00:16:02He's not even gonna be able to talk after this match.
00:16:04Driving elbows into the hip of Kurt Angle.
00:16:07Break that hold any way you can.
00:16:09That's what the WWE champion is thinking right now.
00:16:14Well, Cena able to at least get his leg free.
00:16:17He was in a very precarious situation right there.
00:16:21But the WWE champion still having to carry
00:16:24all 232 rock-solid pounds of the challenger,
00:16:27Kurt Angle, in his chin lock.
00:16:29And now, fingers right in the eyes.
00:16:30And these people here are having a blast tonight
00:16:32at the 19th Annual Survivor Series.
00:16:36We've got fans here from the U.S. and Canada.
00:16:38We are right on the border.
00:16:39We are jam-packed at the jaw here.
00:16:41Detroit jawbreaker by the WWE champion.
00:16:49Hold line ducked.
00:16:50Oh!
00:16:51Then he did.
00:16:52That may do it if you can cover him.
00:16:55Angle has been spiked.
00:16:56Can the champion capitalize?
00:16:59Can John Cena reach up and grab the brass ring
00:17:03that hangs above him right now?
00:17:05I'll answer that question.
00:17:06No.
00:17:08It's a very matter-of-fact answer, Coach.
00:17:10That's the way the coach operates.
00:17:11I just say it like it is.
00:17:13That's why I'm the best.
00:17:16I told you that Triple H was going to destroy Ric Flair.
00:17:18That's what happened.
00:17:19Well, that's a sustained attempt now.
00:17:21These fans want John Cena to get control of this match.
00:17:25They're training punches now.
00:17:26And I don't think that's the best strategy
00:17:28for the challenger, Kurt Angle.
00:17:29Cena now full on steam.
00:17:31It's that shoulder block.
00:17:32I got him.
00:17:33Clothesline.
00:17:34Damn near takes the head off Angle.
00:17:35Not once, but twice.
00:17:36Call it like you see it now, Coach.
00:17:37Oh, Angle's in trouble.
00:17:40Filling him up.
00:17:41Sit-down powerbomb by the WWE champion.
00:17:50Some of these people are booing.
00:17:51Some of these people cheering.
00:17:53I can see John Cena.
00:17:54How about a little five-knuckle shot?
00:17:56A five-knuckle walk-up.
00:17:58What?
00:18:00Fist-driven right between the eyes of the challenger.
00:18:04He's pumping him up.
00:18:05He's pumping him up.
00:18:06He's the WWE champion.
00:18:07He's looking for the F-Dupe.
00:18:09Wait a minute.
00:18:10Angle just clotheslined the referee out of his shoes.
00:18:13I don't know what happened,
00:18:14but I think Kurt Angle thought that that was actually John Cena.
00:18:17Or the referee must have said something to Kurt Angle.
00:18:20And a low blow.
00:18:22Who did Kurt Angle think that was?
00:18:25Kurt Angle knew exactly what he was doing.
00:18:27He wants yet another referee.
00:18:28What?
00:18:29Well, this referee's been incapacitated now.
00:18:31Proper procedure, Joey Styles.
00:18:33Go ahead and say it.
00:18:34It's two.
00:18:35Bring out another referee.
00:18:38In comes Mickey Henson.
00:18:40Two.
00:18:41The new champion.
00:18:42No.
00:18:43Right shoulder up.
00:18:44Sit down, coach.
00:18:45It's not over.
00:18:47John Cena showing fantastic resilience.
00:18:50And Kurt Angle would be pulling his hair out right now if he had any.
00:18:53Look at him.
00:18:54He's behind him.
00:18:57Look at the look of frustration on the face of Kurt Angle.
00:19:01He is absolutely beside himself.
00:19:03He thought he had to match one.
00:19:06He has tried the Angle Lock.
00:19:07He has tried the Angle Slam.
00:19:09He has decked referees.
00:19:11He's tried his own personal referee.
00:19:13And none of it's worked.
00:19:14And now he's going to try a Superplex.
00:19:18They're jockeying for position atop the turnbuckles.
00:19:21Uh-oh.
00:19:22Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
00:19:23Oh, man.
00:19:24Angle just barely got the champion over, but he certainly did.
00:19:28Cena comes crashing down.
00:19:30It's going to be enough.
00:19:31Two.
00:19:32And done.
00:19:33No, it's not.
00:19:34Kurt Angle just couldn't get enough of his own body weight across the shoulders and torso of John Cena to keep both shoulders down.
00:19:41What does it take to knock this guy out?
00:19:44Well, so far nobody's been able to figure that out.
00:19:47The champion is starting to annoy me.
00:19:52Now Kurt Angle going up.
00:19:54You've seen this before.
00:19:56This may not be a—Oh, my God!
00:19:58Beautiful moonsault, but no water in the pool.
00:20:01John Cena had it well scouted and rolled out of harm's way.
00:20:04And I've got to say that Kurt Angle right now, to me, is digging way down deep.
00:20:09Look at this.
00:20:10He's digging his own grave if you ask me.
00:20:12Perfect form on the moonsault.
00:20:14He went for it all today.
00:20:15But wait a minute.
00:20:18Angle's got referee Mickey Henson.
00:20:21Clothesline on Cena.
00:20:23Kurt Angle saved himself by grabbing onto the ref.
00:20:26Wait a minute.
00:20:28Wait a minute.
00:20:29No!
00:20:30What an uppercut!
00:20:33Coach, how can he get away with this?
00:20:35This is a ref's head whiplash backwards.
00:20:39He wants Devoree.
00:20:40He wants his referee back in this matchup because he can't beat John Cena.
00:20:45Don't ever say that again.
00:20:46Well, he should be disqualified.
00:20:48He's knocked out by two refs.
00:20:49I didn't say that.
00:20:51Look at the referee.
00:20:55Charles Robinson.
00:20:57Charles Robinson.
00:20:58DDT on Devoree.
00:20:59DDT on Devoree by John Cena.
00:21:02Wait a second, John.
00:21:03Charles Robinson is respected.
00:21:06Well, he's a referee.
00:21:07This is a Raw match.
00:21:08And we're at a Raw referee.
00:21:10I don't think Kurt saw Devoree.
00:21:12Hey!
00:21:13Hey!
00:21:14F-you! F-you! F-you!
00:21:17He got him!
00:21:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:21:22Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
00:21:24You win!
00:21:25And still the WWE Champion, John Cena!
00:21:32He's not still anything!
00:21:34This match is not over!
00:21:35Charles Robinson is a SmackDown referee and has no business being in this matchup.
00:21:41Well, he is sanctioned by WWE if we're at a Raw referee.
00:21:46Well, we've got a SmackDown referee.
00:21:48Then that's a legal free count.
00:21:50Proper procedure.
00:21:52You're going to complain, Coach, about the referees during this match?
00:21:57The depth was stacked against the WWE Champion.
00:22:01But yet, John Cena comes up all aces once again.
00:22:05Why don't you stop that?
00:22:06Because I've got something to say.
00:22:07I know that Eric Bischoff is getting ready for his match tonight.
00:22:10But I guarantee you, he just saw this injustice.
00:22:14And will have something to say about it.
00:22:16But Kurt Angle just got screwed.
00:22:21I think Kurt is crying now, Coach.
00:22:23Those are real tears.
00:22:25That's not just sweat.
00:22:29Kurt Angle is furious!
00:22:31I've never seen a debacle like that.
00:22:35Debacle?
00:22:36That is highway robbery if I've ever seen it.
00:22:39Wait a minute.
00:22:40We just saw it.
00:22:41Kurt had his own personal referee, but look at this.
00:22:43Take a look at this.
00:22:47Kurt Angle is in the aisle with Charles Robinson.
00:22:50Cena saw that he was playing possum.
00:22:53Look at this.
00:22:54Look at this.
00:22:55John Cena playing possum.
00:22:57Reaches up to his feet.
00:22:58Hits the F-U.
00:22:59Charles Robinson.
00:23:00One, two, three.
00:23:01John Cena retains the WWE Championship.
00:23:04It's as simple as that, Coach.
00:23:06Check it out.
00:23:08The champ is still the champ.
00:23:11Fellas, this is not over.
00:23:14So don't get excited.
00:23:15Don't get happy.
00:23:16John Cena is still champ for tonight.
00:23:21Bottom line, the champ is still here,
00:23:23and the champ is still John Cena.
00:23:35He was a superstar who helped the WWE reach new heights in the 1980s.
00:23:40He was a performer who owned his audience,
00:23:43and he never traveled alone.
00:23:45Oh, we're going to see Damien.
00:23:47Look at that.
00:23:4815 to 18 foot of python.
00:23:50Jake the Snake Roberts left a permanent mark on the WWE.
00:23:54One of the top superstars of the 80s.
00:23:56And when he was straight, there wasn't anybody any better.
00:24:00But personal demons always controlled Jake Roberts.
00:24:05I did it all.
00:24:06Everything from pharmaceuticals to cocaine to crack.
00:24:10I wrestled alter state probably for two years straight.
00:24:16You know you're in trouble when you wish you were dying,
00:24:18when you wish you were dead.
00:24:20And cursing God saying, why can't you take me?
00:24:25Jake the Snake Roberts, Peek Your Poison.
00:24:27Available now on DVD and PSP-UMD.
00:24:37The following is a general manager versus general manager match scheduled for one fall.
00:24:43Introducing first, the general manager of Raw, Eric Bischoff.
00:24:48For this interpromotional matchup, opposing ring announcers, opposing announcers.
00:24:51I'm Michael Cole, joined by Coach from Raw.
00:24:54Hey, Coach, I'm glad you guys had to use a SmackDown referee.
00:24:57I'm Michael Cole.
00:24:58And I'm Eric Bischoff.
00:25:00For this interpromotional matchup, opposing ring announcers,
00:25:03I'm Michael Cole, joined by Coach from Raw.
00:25:06Hey, Coach, I'm glad you guys had to use a SmackDown referee
00:25:09to get things done in the last WWE Championship matchup.
00:25:12Hey, Michael Cole, don't show your jealousy right now, kid,
00:25:15just because Raw is dominating Survivor Series.
00:25:17Dominating?
00:25:18And by the way, what's it like to have a partner for at least the next few minutes
00:25:22that is so much better looking than you are?
00:25:24Well, by the way, what's it feel like to be up here in first class?
00:25:27Hey, thanks for inviting us to your pay-per-view.
00:25:30And making his way to the ring, he is the general manager of SmackDown,
00:25:37Theodore Lawler.
00:25:40Are you serious, Michael Cole?
00:25:42Hey, he's like steady listening.
00:25:43He's like Gali out here with Paul McCann in the networking set.
00:25:46I mean, you've got a general manager of SmackDown
00:25:48whose language consists of holler facts and holler facts.
00:25:52You're talking about language?
00:25:54You're Mr. Cliché tonight.
00:25:55I want to know how many more clichés you're going to use in this matchup.
00:25:58We've used about 25 of them already tonight.
00:26:00I tell you what, Eric Bischoff is a mixed martial artist.
00:26:03He's a black belt.
00:26:04This is going to be very, very quick and very ugly.
00:26:08You should know all about Eric Bischoff.
00:26:10You had his lips on his ass for the past two years of your career,
00:26:12and that's why you got your announcer for Raw.
00:26:15Bottom line.
00:26:16It's been a good run,
00:26:18and we are the number one cable show on all television,
00:26:20so thank you very much.
00:26:21But you're the number two announce team.
00:26:22You've got three guys talking all over each other.
00:26:24You can't make no mind to reason.
00:26:26At least we've got two guys that can tell a story out here.
00:26:28Don't hate, just appreciate.
00:26:29As we get set to go,
00:26:30Eric Bischoff trash-talking to Theodore Long,
00:26:33the general manager, of course, of SmackDown.
00:26:38And as usual, all Teddy Long is doing is talking.
00:26:43And Teddy Long, of course, the general manager in charge of UPN.
00:26:47Hey, do you realize, I should say coach,
00:26:49do you realize SmackDown, the number one show on Friday nights
00:26:52among men, among adults, among teenagers?
00:26:55That's what sports entertainment's all about.
00:26:57And I appreciate that.
00:26:58I'm not saying SmackDown's not a good show.
00:27:00And look at Theodore Long juking and jiving,
00:27:02having a lot of fun here with Eric Bischoff, Mr. Miyagi.
00:27:06Well, he's going to have a lot of fun
00:27:07until Eric gets his hands on Teddy Long.
00:27:10Well, he might not be able to catch Teddy Long.
00:27:14Look at Teddy.
00:27:15He has got the moves, all juking and jiving.
00:27:18All 130 pounds of him.
00:27:22130 pounds?
00:27:24It's just a matter of time.
00:27:26Once Eric catches him, I can hold one of these kicks.
00:27:30Look at this.
00:27:31Eric Bischoff in all kinds of trouble.
00:27:33You know all about what Eric Bischoff's hands are like, coach.
00:27:39I'm going to ignore that.
00:27:40I'm going to ignore that.
00:27:41Are you kidding me?
00:27:42Theodore Long just mocking Eric Bischoff.
00:27:49Hey, there's the network exec, Farmer Cannon.
00:27:53What is Farmer Cannon doing out here?
00:27:54He's the network executive.
00:27:55He's in charge of the new talent initiative.
00:27:57Wait a minute.
00:27:58Now, this is fair.
00:27:59Come on.
00:28:00He's a martial arts expert.
00:28:01He's using a black belt to choke the hell out of Theodore Long.
00:28:03Well, if you can't catch him, you've got to do something.
00:28:05Farmer Cannon just typing both referees
00:28:07and allowing Eric Bischoff to beat the hell out of Teddy
00:28:10unbeknownst to him.
00:28:11Oh, that's nice.
00:28:14We don't belong out here.
00:28:15That's what happens.
00:28:17And look at, finally, the referees going to force Bischoff
00:28:20to break up this choke hold.
00:28:22Eric Bischoff has always been a man who's played by the rules.
00:28:25He's always been a man who's done what's right.
00:28:28You're an idiot.
00:28:29Look at Bischoff just choking the hell out of Theodore Long.
00:28:32Played by the rules.
00:28:33This guy hasn't played by the rules in 10 years.
00:28:35He never played by the rules when at WCW.
00:28:37He sure as hell hasn't played by the rules coming to Raw.
00:28:40Michael, Michael, I've been sitting by Joey Styles all night.
00:28:43He's screaming at me.
00:28:44Don't scream at me from over there.
00:28:45I know why Joey Styles is-
00:28:47Oh, look at this.
00:28:49Sleeper hold locked in by Eric Bischoff and Theodore Long
00:28:52in all kinds of trouble.
00:28:53Hey, Teddy Long's going to do what he does best.
00:28:55Go to sleep.
00:28:56I may have to agree with you on that point
00:28:58because Bischoff has got this locked in.
00:29:00Teddy Long is asleep on the job every Friday night
00:29:02and he's going to be asleep in the ring real soon.
00:29:04The only thing on that is Bischoff has got this locked in
00:29:06and Theodore Long is fading here.
00:29:09He's fading fast.
00:29:13Fading very, very fast.
00:29:15The referee's got to check that arm.
00:29:17Look at that.
00:29:18His shoe.
00:29:19That was Theodore Long's shoe into the head of Eric Bischoff.
00:29:26Theodore Long trying to-
00:29:27I think he just got him in the eye cone.
00:29:29I think he did too.
00:29:30Bischoff.
00:29:31If Theodore Long went for the shoe again,
00:29:33Bischoff blocked it somehow.
00:29:36What's he doing?
00:29:37Now the side headlock on Theodore Long.
00:29:39That's that karate thrust right into the throat
00:29:42of our general manager.
00:29:43That's what they call the karate uppercut.
00:29:47More like a thrust to me.
00:29:48You know all about that, don't you?
00:29:50Accomplished in the ring over the years.
00:29:52Bischoff really-
00:29:58What the hell is this?
00:30:00I have no idea.
00:30:01I'm asking you then.
00:30:02I don't know.
00:30:12Did I just say the boogeyman?
00:30:14The boogeyman's coming.
00:30:16The boogeyman's coming.
00:30:17He's coming to get us.
00:30:19Why is the boogeyman coming now?
00:30:21Great question.
00:30:23Eric Bischoff.
00:30:26He's sending the referees out there to stop the boogeyman.
00:30:32No, no, no.
00:30:33Wait, wait, wait.
00:30:34Where is he?
00:30:36Eric Bischoff has-
00:30:38Oh my.
00:30:39The boogeyman is behind Eric Bischoff.
00:30:42Time is running out for our general manager.
00:30:45Boss, boss, turn around.
00:30:47Boss, boss, turn around.
00:30:50Look at Eric Bischoff.
00:30:55Oh my.
00:30:56No, no, no.
00:30:59You can't lay your hands on the boss.
00:31:03He's got the boogeyman, boss.
00:31:05No, no, no.
00:31:06Let him go.
00:31:07Boogeyman, let him go.
00:31:13Let him go.
00:31:16And I'm coming to get you.
00:31:19Boogeyman coming to get Eric Bischoff.
00:31:22And Bischoff in all kinds of trouble.
00:31:25But why would he have any business with Eric Bischoff?
00:31:27To help out our general manager, of course.
00:31:30Pump handle slam by the boogeyman.
00:31:37A sick dude.
00:31:38I'll agree with you there.
00:31:40Sick and twisted.
00:31:43And Theodore Long is crawling into a cover.
00:31:47Theodore Long's in the cover.
00:31:49And Theodore Long does it.
00:31:50No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:51The SmackDown general manager picks up the victory.
00:31:54And your winner, the general manager of SmackDown, Theodore Long.
00:32:00Thanks to the boogeyman giving up to Theodore Long,
00:32:04the SmackDown GM picking up the win.
00:32:06Thanks for coming, guys.
00:32:08Thanks for having a SmackDown referee.
00:32:11Not in this match when the boogeyman came.
00:32:15Hey, what's the matter?
00:32:16SmackDown referee bailed you guys out of your title match.
00:32:19And now he helps out our general manager tonight.
00:32:21Theodore Long having a blast picking up the win over Eric Bischoff,
00:32:25just like he predicted.
00:32:27What a champ.
00:32:29What a champ this match has turned out to be.
00:32:31And this win is Palmer Cannon.
00:32:33Probably the most unhyped guy I've ever seen.
00:32:36The most unhyped guy I've ever seen.
00:32:43And there's the captain, Batista, the world heavyweight champion,
00:32:47along with Rey Mysterio, JBL, Lashley, making their way out to the ring.
00:32:54And look at the SmackDown locker room cheering the guys on
00:32:58as they come out here getting ready for battling for bragging rights.
00:33:04Come on! Come on!
00:33:11Well, there is our team.
00:33:12There's the Raw side.
00:33:13Shawn Michaels, the team leader.
00:33:15A team that actually gets along.
00:33:17A team that has a plan, not like SmackDown.
00:33:20And, ladies and gentlemen, coming up next,
00:33:23it is all about the bragging rights.
00:33:26The five superstars from Team Raw
00:33:28versus the five superstars from Team SmackDown.
00:33:32To settle an issue, which began at WWE Homecoming.
00:33:41Ladies and gentlemen, Donut Johnson said
00:33:43SmackDown is here in the house for WWE Homecoming.
00:33:46I'm going to show you just how SmackDown rolls.
00:33:50Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!
00:33:52Right now! Stop right now!
00:33:54And this is Raw!
00:33:56This is not SmackDown, which means my audience
00:33:59doesn't have to suffer through some lackluster
00:34:02second-rate performance.
00:34:05As far as you're concerned, it's lights out.
00:34:09What the hell is this?
00:34:12Let's just go to a commercial break.
00:34:15This is great.
00:34:17Eric, you embarrassed us, and you made us look like fools.
00:34:22SmackDown is coming to Taboo Tuesday.
00:34:25We're going to embarrass you on your own turf,
00:34:29and you can believe that.
00:34:31Do you know how upset Eric Bischoff is going to be
00:34:34right here on Taboo Tuesday on Raw pay-per-view?
00:34:37Teddy Long cheated. He broke every rule in the book.
00:34:40All I hear is excuses. I don't want to hear excuses.
00:34:43Are you or anybody else? I hate excuses.
00:34:45Where's that kill-and-be-killed instinct I want to see?
00:34:49Where is it, Eric, huh? Where the hell is it?
00:34:52Because from now on, I'm not changing your damn diapers.
00:34:55No, you're on your damn own.
00:34:58So go do something about it.
00:35:03This whole Raw versus SmackDown thing, it's out of control.
00:35:08Let's put an end to it.
00:35:10I'll take five of my best Raw superstars,
00:35:13put them in the ring against five of your best SmackDown superstars
00:35:18in a traditional ten-man Survivor Series match.
00:35:24It's going to be just like the Monday Night Wards, player.
00:35:28You're going to lose this one, too.
00:35:31You don't mess with Raw, and you never mess with Eric Bischoff.
00:35:37These son-of-a-bitches set us up.
00:35:39They could have quite possibly taken a heart out of our SmackDown leader, Cole.
00:35:44If you want to start something, SmackDown will finish it.
00:35:50Oh, wait a second. He's got a steel pipe.
00:35:53Look at the carnage in and outside the ring.
00:35:56All of SmackDown is going to find out what it's like to get Raw.
00:36:02You want to fight? I'm calling Raw out.
00:36:06Raw is the preeminent brand in all of sports entertainment.
00:36:13Shawn Michaels, Kane, The Big Show, Carlito, The Masterpiece.
00:36:17You're on a second-rate show. You have second-rate talent.
00:36:21You know what we're going to do tonight? We are going to prove them wrong.
00:36:25KBL, Lashley, Mysterio, Orton, and the World Heavyweight Champion, Batista.
00:36:29The World Tag Team Champions did it again.
00:36:32Our champion has been left bladed. SmackDown versus Raw right here.
00:36:43Here we go, Cole.
00:36:53They are on their feet in the jail for the World Heavyweight Champion.
00:37:05Look at how explosive Batista looks.
00:37:08He doesn't even need to be in the ring to be threatening and dangerous and dominant.
00:37:12Check him out.
00:37:19He's going to mow down the competition.
00:37:23The following contest is a traditional Survivor Series elimination match.
00:37:30Introducing first team SmackDown from Washington, D.C.,
00:37:34weighing in at 300 pounds,
00:37:37is the World Heavyweight Champion, Batista.
00:37:43It was a legitimate question asked earlier on tonight by team member Randy Orton.
00:37:49Is Batista 100%?
00:37:52He has been driven through cars. He has been driven through announce tables
00:37:56by Big Show and Kane of Raw over the past couple of weeks.
00:38:01What is the condition of the World Heavyweight Champion?
00:38:04Well, no one's quite sure, but I'll tell you what.
00:38:07I'll take Batista at 60%, 50%, whatever.
00:38:11This man has got intestinal fortitude and toughness.
00:38:14And don't bitch and moan about it. He's going to get it done tonight.
00:38:17It was just two nights ago that Batista was driven through this million ounce table
00:38:22at the hands of the Big Show and Kane.
00:38:30There's the limo. There it is. Come on. Pull it out.
00:38:33From New York City, weighing in at 297 pounds,
00:38:38John Bradshaw Lathiel.
00:38:41Now, I do not agree with a lot of things that JBL represents,
00:38:45what he stands for, what he says, but the bottom line is this.
00:38:48There is no questioning JBL's allegiance to SmackDown.
00:38:52Just six nights ago on Raw, JBL stood in that very ring, Taz,
00:38:56and he called out the entire Raw locker room.
00:39:00That's what that man's all about. He calls himself Mr. SmackDown.
00:39:03You see the publicist, the image consultant,
00:39:06the lovely Jillian Hall is sitting on the left side of the face,
00:39:09but you're right. JBL is all about SmackDown.
00:39:12Like the man or not, he's a great man to have on our team.
00:39:15I'm proud to say he's part of Team SmackDown, along with Batista here.
00:39:19Traditional Survivor Series rules in this matchup. Five men per team.
00:39:23Once you're eliminated, you head back to the locker room.
00:39:26The final man or final team standing will win this matchup
00:39:30and all the bragging rights in the WWE.
00:39:33These two men aren't really buddies, that's for sure.
00:39:36Here we go!
00:39:47San Diego, California, weighing in at 170 pounds,
00:39:52Rey Mysterio!
00:39:55And, Taz, here is the man who has really been at the epicenter
00:40:00of the Raw SmackDown earthquake, so to speak.
00:40:03At Taboo Tuesday, Rey Mysterio, along with Matt Hardy,
00:40:07knocked off Raw's Gene Sniksky and Chris Masters,
00:40:11really showing, really playing into what has been SmackDown's
00:40:14dominance over the past couple of months on Raw.
00:40:18And you notice Rey Mysterio wearing SmackDown blue right now
00:40:21at SmackDown.
00:40:24He had a chance right here for the late, great Eddie Guerrero,
00:40:28who we miss and love so much.
00:40:45From Colorado Springs, Colorado, weighing in at 273 pounds,
00:40:50Bobby Lashley!
00:40:53He is the real deal.
00:40:55He won a Survivor Series play-in matchup to have a spot
00:40:58on this team, Taz, but I've got to ask you,
00:41:00this is big-time pressure for a relative newcomer
00:41:04to SmackDown and the WWE.
00:41:06Doesn't matter, Lashley has been extremely dominant
00:41:09on SmackDown.
00:41:11He's an amazing athlete, an incredible amateur wrestler,
00:41:14along with being great in the ring as WWE superstar.
00:41:16And the Raw superstars don't know much about this guy.
00:41:19They can't scout him.
00:41:30And from St. Louis, Missouri, weighing in at 245 pounds,
00:41:36the legend killer, Randy Orton!
00:41:40Two nights to go on Friday night SmackDown.
00:41:42Randy Orton was involved in the whole whole Raw matchup
00:41:45against the captain of this team, Dave Bautista,
00:41:48for the World Heavyweight Championship.
00:41:50It was interrupted by the Raw invasion, so to speak.
00:41:53Tonight, Orton and Bautista are the same team.
00:41:57And I'll tell you, Taz, Randy Orton has been built
00:41:59in a legacy as not only a legend killer,
00:42:02but as a great survivor series.
00:42:04The sole survivor in the last two Survivor Series matches.
00:42:08Well, Bautista and Orton will put their differences aside
00:42:12for just tonight.
00:42:18♪ They try so hard to find out, but no one can
00:42:26♪ And I hear myself, I know you understand
00:42:33And there is the entire SmackDown team!
00:42:37Team SmackDown! Bautista, JBL, Lashley, Mysterio, and Orton.
00:42:43Hey, Cole, Taz, yo, is that all there is?
00:42:46That's it, that's all we need.
00:42:47Is that all you got?
00:42:48That's all we need, my man.
00:42:50Hey, hey, King, King, let's let them put their pom-poms
00:42:53and shirts down, stop being cheerleaders,
00:42:55and be the real team.
00:42:57From San Antonio, Texas, the Heartbreak Kid,
00:43:02Shawn Michaels!
00:43:04The most experienced, the most decorated competitor
00:43:08in this match-up, the Showstopper!
00:43:11And I guarantee you that Shawn Michaels is not gonna
00:43:14come out here and make excuses like some of the ones
00:43:17we just heard from Michael Cole and Taz.
00:43:19These guys are gonna come out here and get the job done.
00:43:22It's not about who's at 50%.
00:43:24It's not about who's at 70%.
00:43:26It's about Shawn Michaels being the winner.
00:43:28They're begging about Bautista being the walking woman.
00:43:30Now, look at that guy.
00:43:31Listen, I'm not complaining about nothing.
00:43:33You know what you're talking about, Cole.
00:43:34You have no difference.
00:43:35I'm just saying Bautista's hurt.
00:43:37He's not bitching about it, nor am I.
00:43:39So don't stop punking me out.
00:43:41I'm telling you right now.
00:43:42Don't do it.
00:43:43I spit in the face of people who don't want to be called.
00:43:48Weighing in at 220 pounds, Carlito!
00:43:53Arguably the fastest-rising superstar here in WWE,
00:43:58a proud member of Team Raw, Carlito!
00:44:01Carlito became a part of this team by beating Judge Benjamin
00:44:05on a play-in match, so to speak.
00:44:07And Carlito, I talked to him earlier today,
00:44:09is so excited to be a part of this team
00:44:12and be a part of Survivor Series.
00:44:13I spit in the face of people who don't want to be called.
00:44:17You know, it would occur to me that...
00:44:19You know, man, it'd be great if Carlito came down here
00:44:21and spit in one of your faces.
00:44:22That'd be pretty funny.
00:44:23It's very mature, Ted.
00:44:24That's who I am.
00:44:25I'm unmature.
00:44:26How about being quiet over there?
00:44:27We had the courtesy to not speak during
00:44:29your so-called superstar's entrance.
00:44:31Well, I was going with you guys.
00:44:33You guys punked me out.
00:44:34Now, right here, you gotta really be quiet.
00:44:36Okay, I'll be quiet because you said so.
00:44:38Because this guy's bound with a cape on.
00:44:39I'll be quiet.
00:44:40I don't give a rat's ass about this guy.
00:44:41How's that?
00:44:42He's not part of SmackDown.
00:44:43I can give a rat's ass about you.
00:44:45Let's style anybody.
00:44:46I don't care about...
00:44:47Listen to Taz.
00:44:48You can hear me loud and clear.
00:44:49I hear you, all right.
00:44:50So, I'm right here.
00:44:51We can hear you.
00:44:52Go ahead. Come on.
00:44:53We can hear you.
00:44:56Man, this guy is phenomenal.
00:44:57This guy's no masterpiece, anyway.
00:44:59This guy's no masterpiece.
00:45:00Give me a break.
00:45:01Yeah, well, walk up there and tell him that to his face, Taz.
00:45:03Hey, you know what this guy's all about.
00:45:04Hey, you don't have to make him one of those masturbators, Cole.
00:45:06You know what this guy's all about?
00:45:08He buys tickets to sit in the front row
00:45:09at a SmackDown event to learn something.
00:45:11Not only is he audacity to run into the ring,
00:45:13but security's chasing Shawn Michaels all over the place.
00:45:15Weighing 275 pounds,
00:45:18the Masterpiece,
00:45:20Chris Master!
00:45:22You know what the biggest difference is, Joey Styles?
00:45:24We're out here having a good time.
00:45:25We're enjoying ourselves.
00:45:27So is our team.
00:45:28They come out here, smiles on their faces.
00:45:30They're happy to be at the show.
00:45:31Hey, you know what?
00:45:32You know what, Coach?
00:45:33Do everyone a favor and shut up.
00:45:34This guy, the Masterpiece, has got a bigger ego
00:45:36even than you, Coach.
00:45:37You know what, Coach?
00:45:38I won't admit that's hard to do.
00:45:39Coach, and that's saying something.
00:45:41That really is saying something.
00:45:43Talking about bigs, man.
00:45:45Oh, he's big.
00:45:46I'll give you that.
00:45:47No doubt.
00:45:48Weighing in at 587 pounds
00:45:51and 7 feet tall,
00:45:53he is one half of the World Tag Team Champions,
00:45:58The Big Show!
00:46:01The largest athlete in the world,
00:46:037 feet tall, over 500 pounds,
00:46:07and Batista's got to be thinking,
00:46:09if I'm not at 100%,
00:46:11why didn't I have the brains to pull myself
00:46:13out of this matchup?
00:46:14The brains?
00:46:15What the hell are you talking about?
00:46:16He's the World Heavyweight Champion.
00:46:18He battles when he's less than 100%.
00:46:20Listen, Coach, lost my words.
00:46:21Batista's gonna beat the hell,
00:46:24beat the ass of The Big Show.
00:46:26He's gonna whoop him, I'm telling you.
00:46:27Oh, yeah.
00:46:30And this guy, too.
00:46:32And making his way to the ring,
00:46:34weighing in at 320 pounds,
00:46:36he is the other half of the World Tag Team Champions.
00:46:40Hey!
00:46:41Hey, you know what, guys?
00:46:42I think we need to throw these guys a bone.
00:46:44I think we need to get them in a better mood.
00:46:46Is that what Eric Bischoff told you?
00:46:48Is that what Eric Bischoff told you about?
00:46:50Here's what we're gonna do.
00:46:51That's what I thought, Coach.
00:46:52Hey, Coach, you know what?
00:46:53Kiss my ass.
00:46:54Because there's no doubt in my mind
00:46:55that we're gonna have the last word
00:46:57when this match is over.
00:46:58No, you're not.
00:46:59Let's allow Michael Cole
00:47:00to take the lead in this match.
00:47:02What?
00:47:03Wait a minute.
00:47:04Take the lead?
00:47:06I'm on your sixth move.
00:47:07Okay.
00:47:08Cole, you can have the floor.
00:47:09You can have the floor
00:47:10because we're gonna have it at the end.
00:47:11Go ahead.
00:47:12No, you're not.
00:47:13He wants to have the floor.
00:47:14I'll take the floor.
00:47:15I need another one out here, okay?
00:47:17Ladies and gentlemen,
00:47:18there are five members of the Raw team,
00:47:20there are five members of the SmackDown team,
00:47:22and there are two referees involved in this matchup.
00:47:25The Raw referee drew the short straw, so to speak.
00:47:28He'll be placed outside the ring.
00:47:30The SmackDown referee will be inside the ring.
00:47:32Well, Batista wants to start.
00:47:35Isn't that convenient?
00:47:36Somehow the SmackDown referees
00:47:38have become very prominent here at Survivor Series.
00:47:41You got the best referees in the business on SmackDown.
00:47:44What do you want?
00:47:45We had to finish your championship match anyway.
00:47:48Your referees couldn't see an elephant in a phone booth.
00:47:50Are you trying to tell me they're the best referees?
00:47:52Hey, Cole, did you get that out of that joke book
00:47:54you've been using for 20 years?
00:47:55Yeah, I sure did.
00:47:56Please, I'm begging you.
00:47:57So, nonetheless,
00:47:58this is traditional Survivor Series rules.
00:48:00Once you're eliminated,
00:48:01you must go back to the locker room.
00:48:02Well, Cole, if you notice,
00:48:03Batista wanted to stop,
00:48:04but his teammates didn't want him to.
00:48:05Batista again.
00:48:06Because he's a walking wounded.
00:48:07They know it.
00:48:08What does that mean?
00:48:09I'm saying he wants to start.
00:48:10He's saying he's a walking wounded.
00:48:11That makes no sense.
00:48:12So, listen.
00:48:13It's gonna start off with a legend killer, Randy Orton,
00:48:15and the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels.
00:48:16Now, remember, on Raw Monday night,
00:48:18Randy Orton delivered the RKO to Shawn Michaels.
00:48:21On SmackDown this past Friday night,
00:48:23it was the sweet kid music from Shawn Michaels to Randy Orton.
00:48:26They'll start things off in this matchup here.
00:48:29Traditional Survivor Series style.
00:48:32And, Cole, you would have to admit that certainly
00:48:34all these guys have different agendas,
00:48:36but tonight, in this type of a match,
00:48:38you can't have an agenda.
00:48:39You can't have a vendetta.
00:48:40You just need to eliminate.
00:48:42I think that would mean that's why I said
00:48:43you gotta put your personal differences aside, right, Coach?
00:48:45I'm trying to make sure people understand.
00:48:47All you're doing is beating a dead horse.
00:48:49Don't repeat what I'm saying.
00:48:50Come up with your own stuff.
00:48:52I thought Taz mellowed over the years.
00:48:54What the hell happened?
00:48:55You guys aren't very original over there.
00:48:56Taz is in a surly mood today.
00:48:58Joey Styles, you don't know me anymore,
00:48:59so don't think that I calmed down.
00:49:01I didn't calm down.
00:49:02Let's call the match.
00:49:03It's not about us. It's about them,
00:49:04and you guys aren't very original anyway.
00:49:05Collar and elbow tie-up.
00:49:06Shawn Michaels backed into the corner by the man,
00:49:08the Legend Killer, Randy Orton,
00:49:10who's really developing a legend of his own
00:49:12in Survivor Series.
00:49:13He's been the sole survivor
00:49:14of the last two Survivor Series matchups.
00:49:16Again, Randy Orton, the Legend Killer.
00:49:19There you go.
00:49:21That'll wake him up.
00:49:23A little sweet kid music of Orton's own there.
00:49:26And the veteran, Shawn Michaels,
00:49:27did not take too kindly to that.
00:49:30There we go.
00:49:31That was nice.
00:49:33Slapped him down.
00:49:34You ever heard of being slapped down, coach?
00:49:36That's what happened right there.
00:49:37I see that.
00:49:39And, King, as you mentioned before,
00:49:40I understand, to be correct,
00:49:41that it's actually the Raw referee, Mike Chioda,
00:49:43who apparently won the drawing of the straws.
00:49:46He's in the ring.
00:49:47Smackdown referee Nick Patrick outside the ring,
00:49:49and Shawn Michaels going to work.
00:49:50There's a nice reversal by Randy Orton.
00:49:52Yeah, three side headlocks in a row
00:49:53by Michaels.
00:49:54Head scissors by Randy Orton.
00:49:56Oh, another slap.
00:49:57Randy Orton down in the corner to both knees.
00:50:01Well, I mean, you got to wake up a little early
00:50:03to try and out-fool and out-savvy HBK.
00:50:07Out-fool and out-savvy.
00:50:09Yeah, that's what I said.
00:50:10Hey, by the way, King,
00:50:11did you, like, squeeze Joey Styles
00:50:13so he can't talk?
00:50:14Is he over there or what?
00:50:15He's there.
00:50:16Okay, I just want to make sure he's still there.
00:50:17Let me ask you, what is the strategy
00:50:19in the early going of this matchup,
00:50:20especially for the two superstars in the ring
00:50:22and this traditional Survivor Series style?
00:50:24I think you want to take someone like HBK
00:50:26who's not as large as the other competitors from RAW
00:50:29and single him out and use him as a sacrificial lamb
00:50:31if you can.
00:50:32But what if you're the RAW guys, King?
00:50:33Oh, you got to ask those guys over there.
00:50:35Okay, let me answer the question.
00:50:36You know, it's all about eliminating people.
00:50:39Elimination, that's what you got to do in this match.
00:50:41Just eliminate your opponents.
00:50:42Nice uppercut by Randy Orton.
00:50:44I got to keep it simple.
00:50:45Here's the cover.
00:50:46Kick out at two by the Heartbreak Kid.
00:50:48Thanks for doing what you guys do so well.
00:50:50Point out the obvious.
00:50:51I would say the RAW team needs to single out
00:50:53the World Heavyweight Champion.
00:50:54If the man is injured,
00:50:55that's who I would try to eliminate.
00:50:56Who the hell is you and who are you?
00:50:58Is that Styles?
00:50:59I didn't see him.
00:51:00I see him over there.
00:51:01I barely recognize you.
00:51:02You're pulling a few pounds over the last five years.
00:51:04I make a lot of money
00:51:05while you're sitting home broaching.
00:51:07Okay, here we go.
00:51:08Don't strangle me, I'm telling you.
00:51:10First tag of the matchup to the Masterpiece,
00:51:12Chris Masters.
00:51:13And Masters will go to work
00:51:15on the Legend Killer Randy Orton.
00:51:16And this Chris Masters,
00:51:17obviously a great physical specimen
00:51:20from the RAW team.
00:51:21Randy Orton.
00:51:22Look at this.
00:51:23Right to the eyes
00:51:24by the Legend Killer.
00:51:25Well, the Masterpiece,
00:51:26I mean, you know,
00:51:27he's not the brightest bulb on a tree,
00:51:28that's true,
00:51:29but he's got muscles.
00:51:30And Randy Orton.
00:51:32Oh, and a high knee lift
00:51:33dropping Masters to his knees.
00:51:35I'm going to ask you guys
00:51:36a serious question,
00:51:37all serious.
00:51:38Okay.
00:51:39From what we saw earlier on tonight,
00:51:40do you really think,
00:51:41because our guys have been
00:51:42on the same page for several weeks,
00:51:43do you really think
00:51:44all five of your SmackDown superstars
00:51:46are really on the same page?
00:51:48I thought you said you had
00:51:49a serious question.
00:51:50No, I'm serious.
00:51:51You saw it earlier.
00:51:52That's not serious.
00:51:53You're barely getting along.
00:51:54Of course, well,
00:51:55Will's not getting along.
00:51:56All guys get along in the back,
00:51:57so what?
00:51:58It's competitive juices.
00:51:59It's all about SmackDown.
00:52:00That's what it's all about
00:52:01for these guys
00:52:02being the most dominant brand.
00:52:03Here's the cover,
00:52:04and there's teamwork.
00:52:05JBL breaking up the three count.
00:52:06Can one of you guys over there
00:52:07tell me,
00:52:08tell me how all guys
00:52:09haven't gotten along.
00:52:10Tell me since the bell ring
00:52:11how they haven't gotten along.
00:52:12Yeah, King,
00:52:13you're the oldest.
00:52:14You tell me.
00:52:15Well, they're doing okay so far.
00:52:16We didn't say they didn't
00:52:17get along up to now.
00:52:18You're never saying
00:52:19they didn't get along
00:52:20throughout the entire match.
00:52:21Oh, you guys talk like
00:52:22Simon's champ.
00:52:23And here is the tag
00:52:24made to Lashley,
00:52:25the former national champion.
00:52:26The real deal.
00:52:27And these two
00:52:28physical specimens
00:52:29face-to-face in the ring.
00:52:30Now, that's a masterpiece.
00:52:31Where do you see Lashley, man?
00:52:32I see him.
00:52:33Oh, why do you watch
00:52:34what he sees?
00:52:35Watch what he does.
00:52:36And Masters off the ropes.
00:52:37Runs into a brick wall.
00:52:38Lashley wants him
00:52:39to just keep coming with it.
00:52:40Yeah, look at this.
00:52:41Look at this.
00:52:42Look at this.
00:52:43Look at this.
00:52:44Look at this.
00:52:45Look at this.
00:52:46Look at this.
00:52:47Look at this.
00:52:48Look at the Smooth Slap
00:52:49by Lashley.
00:52:50That's what it's all about.
00:52:51That's it.
00:52:52SmackDown style, baby.
00:52:53New talent initiative
00:52:54from SmackDown.
00:52:55And Lashley's all about it.
00:52:57Go ahead.
00:52:58That ought to,
00:52:59that ought to
00:53:00that ought to set up
00:53:01the WWE dual airbags
00:53:02over there.
00:53:03Coach, didn't you use that
00:53:04like two pimp vehicles
00:53:05on us?
00:53:06Didn't you use that
00:53:07same one?
00:53:08Same two guys.
00:53:09You're in.
00:53:10Oh!
00:53:11Oh!
00:53:12Going for the Master Lock here.
00:53:13Josh Gannis is trying
00:53:14to put the Master Lock
00:53:15on the huge torso
00:53:16of Lashley.
00:53:17Fight out Lashley, come on, and look at Lashley.
00:53:21Well, he never got it locked in.
00:53:23And a high elbow to the jaw of Masters.
00:53:25Check it out, what a belly-to-belly throw
00:53:28by the former Army soldier, Lashley.
00:53:32Oh, wait a minute, Carlito,
00:53:34he just got invited to pop in.
00:53:36I don't think Carlito, I will say this,
00:53:37wants any part of Lashley.
00:53:39Carlito in the hard way,
00:53:41and Lashley is cleaning house.
00:53:43That's cool.
00:53:46And Carlito heading toward the corner
00:53:48that he does not want to be in.
00:53:50Ooh, nice shot.
00:53:51Carlito with the right hand.
00:53:53Big time, Carlito will bring it.
00:53:54He was great when he was on SmackDown.
00:53:55Look at how Carlito, oh!
00:53:57Maybe not, not after that.
00:53:58What a clothesline by Lashley.
00:54:00Follows it up with another one.
00:54:01And Lashley with Carlito up high on his shoulder.
00:54:04Oh, I'll say, La-Vee!
00:54:06A slam, running slam.
00:54:08One, two.
00:54:09He's got him here, and Carlito just kicked out.
00:54:12Big time impressive by Lashley
00:54:14with that running power slam.
00:54:16And Carlito whipped into the corner yet again.
00:54:18Here comes Lashley.
00:54:19Nobody home off the high elbow by Carlito.
00:54:21Makes it tag, and here comes the Heartbreak Kid.
00:54:25Watch Michael's here.
00:54:26Oh, Michael's gonna-
00:54:26Oh, no.
00:54:27He's not good, look out!
00:54:28Sneaks the Heartbreak Kid.
00:54:29Lashley dominating here in the early going.
00:54:33Look at Lashley go, Cole, man, he looks shocked.
00:54:36All right, Taz, I'm gonna give the guy credit.
00:54:37This is, you know, I haven't seen a lot of him.
00:54:39He's very impressive.
00:54:40I know, I knew he'd be impressive.
00:54:42He can go, he's the real deal.
00:54:45Lashley.
00:54:46Oh, here we go.
00:54:47Again, a belly-to-belly throw.
00:54:48And Lashley has completely dominated Raw thus far.
00:54:51Come on, HBK, it's time to stop this show.
00:54:54Oh, Carlito trying to attack Lashley from behind.
00:54:56He didn't even get tagged in, what the hell is this?
00:54:58We know this move, Taz.
00:54:59The Dominator.
00:55:00The Dominator connecting to Carlito.
00:55:03He wasn't even tagged, what the hell is Carlito doing?
00:55:06And Shawn Michaels.
00:55:07Oh, no.
00:55:08Up top.
00:55:09Shawn Michaels in trouble.
00:55:11Uh-oh, Carlito's gonna, I mean, sorry.
00:55:13HBK, let's get out of here.
00:55:14Hey, Kane, come on, Kane.
00:55:16Hey, Kane.
00:55:17Look at that.
00:55:18Shawn Michaels.
00:55:18He didn't even have to get in the ring.
00:55:20That's teamwork.
00:55:21Lashley's got Kane in our side.
00:55:23Shawn Michaels in cover.
00:55:25And Lashley's eliminated.
00:55:26What did we say at the beginning of the match?
00:55:28What about that?
00:55:29It's all about elimination.
00:55:30Bobby Lashley, impressive, yes.
00:55:32Eliminated nobody, eliminated himself.
00:55:35Well, what, SmackDown's first superstar
00:55:36out of this matchup.
00:55:37It's five on four now for Raw.
00:55:39Rey Mysterio in for SmackDown.
00:55:40Rey Mysterio shot Shawn Michaels.
00:55:42And this is a dream matchup I've longed to see,
00:55:44and we're getting to see it tonight
00:55:46until Kane put a knee in Mysterio's head.
00:55:48Well, that's the second time in this match
00:55:50that Kane illegally got involved.
00:55:52I'm not making excuses, I'm just pointing out facts.
00:55:54Plus, the other three announcers over there
00:55:56won't explain to the listening audience
00:55:57what exactly the hell's going on.
00:55:59So you and I will.
00:56:00We can't even, you know, we can't even follow the word
00:56:02and get it in there.
00:56:03Well, why don't you try and make an effort?
00:56:04Now, Shaq, I want you to talk.
00:56:05Because we're being courteous
00:56:07and letting you play my game.
00:56:07Who the hell is that talking?
00:56:09Why are you gonna be courteous?
00:56:10This thing's been going on for two months
00:56:12between Raw and SmackDown.
00:56:13Kane will break it down tonight.
00:56:14And all of a sudden, Joey Styles,
00:56:16you want to have manners?
00:56:17Guys, guys, guys, can you relax and calm down?
00:56:19We're not hating over here.
00:56:20We're just playing.
00:56:21And Rey Mysterio dumped by Chris Masters.
00:56:25And right now, Raw is dominating, ladies and gentlemen.
00:56:27Already one-for-one in this matchup.
00:56:30This isn't good.
00:56:31What'd you say over there, Michael?
00:56:32I said Raw is dominating.
00:56:34There you go.
00:56:36Uh-oh.
00:56:37Mysterio rolls out of the way.
00:56:38Rey Mysterio dropped kick to the face.
00:56:41Here comes Mysterio.
00:56:43That running, sliding leg drop.
00:56:44Come on, Rey.
00:56:45Look at the standing moonsault.
00:56:47Here's the cover.
00:56:48Hook of the leg of the big man.
00:56:49And what happened?
00:56:50Tag team champions kicked out.
00:56:51It's like David versus Goliath.
00:56:52It'll be like that in Cincinnati this Tuesday
00:56:54with Big Show and Mysterio in that special SmackDown.
00:56:57And here's Rey Mysterio.
00:56:58Runs into a big boot of Kane.
00:57:01How about elimination number two?
00:57:02Thanks for coming, Rey.
00:57:04Not so quick.
00:57:04I enjoyed seeing you here tonight.
00:57:06Not so quick.
00:57:07Why would you pick somebody
00:57:08who weighs 170 pounds to be on your team?
00:57:10Because he's one of the greatest.
00:57:11You know what, Michael?
00:57:12When Big Show goes to the bathroom,
00:57:14it's bigger than that.
00:57:15That's another one of those joke books.
00:57:16He got that one in the trunk.
00:57:17That's great.
00:57:18He's got a whole bunch.
00:57:19He's got a whole bunch.
00:57:20Look at this, look at this, look at this.
00:57:21King, it goes back to having a general manager
00:57:23like Theodore Arnold.
00:57:24That's what it goes back to,
00:57:25because you pick a team.
00:57:26Hey, you kicked your GM's rear end tonight.
00:57:28What the hell are you talking about?
00:57:29It's not about that.
00:57:30It's about picking these teams.
00:57:31You're going to give a theory?
00:57:32It's about picking these teams.
00:57:33Hey, coach, listen.
00:57:34I got some news flash for you, my friend.
00:57:35You're not funny.
00:57:36Wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:57:36I want to correct coach.
00:57:37By the way, coach, nobody picked any teams.
00:57:40They had play-in matches, ding-dong, to get out here.
00:57:42Cole, Cole, watch and relax.
00:57:44He picked the guys to get into the match.
00:57:46What they're doing to win matches to get in here.
00:57:49I'm not fighting you guys.
00:57:50He's not, come on.
00:57:50I'm not fighting you guys.
00:57:52There's a two-counter to kick out.
00:57:53You know what it is, coach?
00:57:54You know what it is?
00:57:55I'll tell you my goodness, my ass.
00:57:56We are confrontational, because that's the way Smackdown,
00:57:59just be quiet, that's the way Smackdown's treated around here.
00:58:02We don't get no damn respect, and we're sick of this crap.
00:58:05That's the bottom line.
00:58:06So they're jealous.
00:58:07No, we're not jealous.
00:58:08We just ask for some respect.
00:58:11We're the number one show on Friday nights.
00:58:13We're kicking everybody's rear end in the radio.
00:58:15We've dominated you guys for two months,
00:58:17so show us some respect for a change.
00:58:18I have, I'm not interrupting you.
00:58:20Oh, we're the number one show on cable in the world.
00:58:23Hey, Joey, you're on cable.
00:58:24Where are you on cable?
00:58:25For the last 10 years.
00:58:26We're on broadcast television.
00:58:27Hold on, hey, Joey, you've been in the company
00:58:29for a cup of coffee.
00:58:30I'm begging you to be quiet,
00:58:31and go write something on the internet, huh?
00:58:33Shut up.
00:58:34I'm getting pissed off now.
00:58:35Okay, coach, you're not funny,
00:58:37you're not good, and you're not credible.
00:58:38And look at Kane, Kane with that bear hug,
00:58:40really locked into Rey Mysterio here.
00:58:43Mysterio trying to battle out with a headbutt.
00:58:45That might not be smart.
00:58:46And Mysterio fighting Kane.
00:58:48There we go, come on, Rey.
00:58:49Slides underneath, here's the tag,
00:58:51and here comes the world heavyweight champion,
00:58:54and Batista with a score to settle with Kane.
00:58:57Come on, Batista, bring those shoulders.
00:58:59Be careful now, be careful.
00:59:01That big bandage is like a big target on his body.
00:59:04Why was Kane at Big Show who caused that bandage
00:59:07to be on the chest of Batista here tonight?
00:59:10And a big elbow by Kane.
00:59:13They're attacking, attacking the injured ribs.
00:59:15Who was it that said that bandage is like a big target?
00:59:17Oh, that'd be me.
00:59:18It's like a big bullseye, you're right.
00:59:19I know.
00:59:20And that was Bear knocking Kane down.
00:59:24And that's about the guts and the heart of our champion.
00:59:27Batista knocking down Michaels.
00:59:28There goes Carlito.
00:59:29Batista, a one-man wrecking crew.
00:59:31Look out, look out, look out.
00:59:32Yeah.
00:59:33Uh-oh.
00:59:34Oh, no.
00:59:35Oh, my God, no.
00:59:36And Batista, look at Mysterio, 619 to Kane.
00:59:40That's why you picked the 175-pounder, King.
00:59:43Here we go.
00:59:44Batista, fly buster.
00:59:46Here's the cover.
00:59:46One, two, three.
00:59:48See ya later, see ya later, Kane.
00:59:50Let's even things up full-on form.
00:59:53Wait a minute.
00:59:54Uh-oh, look out, look out.
00:59:55Oh, my God.
00:59:56Oh, no.
00:59:57Choke slam.
00:59:58Here's the cover.
00:59:59Oh, my God.
01:00:00Batista kicked out.
01:00:02He's got a tag out now.
01:00:03Batista's got to get his ass out of that ring.
01:00:05He's hurt.
01:00:06Come on, get him, big shoulder.
01:00:07You don't have to moralize me that way.
01:00:08Wait a minute.
01:00:09Kane sat up, but Kane's been eliminated.
01:00:11He should be kicked out of the ring.
01:00:12No, you got to take out the team, captain.
01:00:15Take him out.
01:00:15Oh, look at this.
01:00:16Oh, my God.
01:00:17Kane is supposed to be out of the damn matchup.
01:00:19It don't matter, Cole.
01:00:20Kane don't care.
01:00:22Batista's in trouble.
01:00:23Oh, my, the world tag team champions, Batista.
01:00:27Get him, get him.
01:00:28Choke slam.
01:00:29Oh, my God.
01:00:30Here's the cover.
01:00:31Hook of the leg.
01:00:33And Batista eliminated.
01:00:35You know, I would rather have Batista at 50% or 60%
01:00:39or whatever.
01:00:40Oh, my.
01:00:41JBL.
01:00:42Now what?
01:00:42Now what?
01:00:43You talk a little like Tramp, coach.
01:00:45Well, now Batista's gone.
01:00:46You know he's gone?
01:00:47I know he's gone, but the guy knows
01:00:49our world heavyweight champions in the match.
01:00:51No, now he's later.
01:00:51Oh, JBL caught in midair.
01:00:53Oh, my God.
01:00:54Come on, JBL.
01:00:55Big Show slamming JBL.
01:00:57And let's reset things, ladies and gentlemen.
01:00:59SmackDown has lost Lashley and Batista.
01:01:01Raw has lost Kane.
01:01:03Right now, Raw has four superstars remaining.
01:01:06SmackDown only three.
01:01:07To catch you guys up at that announcement,
01:01:09reset means to catch the viewers and the listeners up.
01:01:12Yeah, look at Randy Orton.
01:01:14Oh, man.
01:01:14Rubs into that big 22-size 5E boot.
01:01:17Come on, Randy.
01:01:18Big Show and Mysterio.
01:01:19Uh-oh.
01:01:20Get out of here.
01:01:20Oh, my God.
01:01:22Get out of here, sport.
01:01:25Massive, but Big Show is just so damn massive.
01:01:28And Randy Orton in trouble as well.
01:01:30Randy Orton takes Big Show up on the top rope.
01:01:33And there's the clothesline from hell.
01:01:36The clothesline from hell.
01:01:38Get up, Big Show.
01:01:39Dammit, get up.
01:01:39Big Show's down.
01:01:40What a clothesline from hell that was.
01:01:42And Big Show still moving.
01:01:44JBL cannot believe it.
01:01:46It may keep him down any less.
01:01:47Well, JBL just attacked Mysterio.
01:01:49And there's that teamwork you guys were talking about.
01:01:51Oh, I can't sit down about that.
01:01:52You're right.
01:01:53Mysterio, 619, 619.
01:01:56Ray Mysterio.
01:01:58Tagging in Randy Orton.
01:01:59Come on, Randy.
01:02:00Come on, Randy.
01:02:01Be smart.
01:02:02Get up.
01:02:03Oh, yeah.
01:02:05Good job, Randy.
01:02:07Come on, Randy.
01:02:09And now Bradshaw tagged in again.
01:02:11Big Show, you got to get up.
01:02:12Finish him off.
01:02:13Come on, John.
01:02:14Finish him off.
01:02:15JBL.
01:02:16Clothesline from hell.
01:02:18Oh, no.
01:02:19619.
01:02:20Two clotheslines from hell.
01:02:21What else, what else can they throw at him?
01:02:23619.
01:02:24An RKO.
01:02:25And Big Show is still moving.
01:02:27This guy's a freak.
01:02:28Mysterio.
01:02:30Tag.
01:02:31Senton.
01:02:31Here's the cover.
01:02:32One, two, three.
01:02:34Oh!
01:02:34Oh!
01:02:35Oh!
01:02:36Mysterio eliminated the Big Show.
01:02:38Is that going to happen Tuesday at the SmackDown special?
01:02:40Is Mysterio going to knock off the Big Show Tuesday night?
01:02:43I hope so.
01:02:45I cannot believe this.
01:02:46Now everything is broken down.
01:02:48Everything is broken down in the ring.
01:02:50It's a fight on the outside with HBK and JBL.
01:02:54Randy Orton and Khalido going at it.
01:02:56Uh-oh.
01:02:57Oh, look at this.
01:02:58Shawn Michaels in trouble.
01:02:59Sideway slam by JBL.
01:03:02Who the hell are the legal men?
01:03:04I don't know.
01:03:05I know that's the three-nationals aside from Raw.
01:03:07Hey, I don't know either.
01:03:08Well, one of the legal men is Rey Mysterio.
01:03:11He did get the last pinfall.
01:03:12Oh, it must be Mysterio and Masters
01:03:14off the throw into the turnbuckle.
01:03:16Here's Chris Masters.
01:03:17Hook to the leg.
01:03:18Shoulders down again.
01:03:19And Mysterio kicks out.
01:03:20So again, ladies and gentlemen,
01:03:21Lashley Batista eliminated from SmackDown.
01:03:24Kane and the Big Show eliminated from Raw.
01:03:26Three on three.
01:03:27Last man standing to win this matchup.
01:03:30Now Khalido's tagged in by Chris Masters.
01:03:33These are the two, uh, you know,
01:03:35the two guys that were sitting in the front row at Raw.
01:03:38I'm sorry, at SmackDown and sitting there.
01:03:39Here's the cover by Khalido on Mysterio
01:03:42who again shows the guts as he rolls the shoulder out.
01:03:46Mysterio will be, I'll tell you what, Coach King style.
01:03:49I mean, you know, if you don't know about Mysterio,
01:03:51he can take punishment.
01:03:52And I know Khalido can dish it out, but Rey can take it.
01:03:55Well, he's going to have to take it.
01:03:56Off the leg drop again.
01:03:56There's the cover.
01:03:57There's two and a two and a half.
01:03:58Mysterio rolls the shoulder again.
01:04:02Now, uh, here they can show Maria Szydla by Khalido.
01:04:06We believe, I'm trying to explain what holds on.
01:04:08Tell people what the holds on.
01:04:09We got a little problem over here.
01:04:10I got my eye on Shawn Michaels, our team leader,
01:04:12who's still down.
01:04:13He looks like he's unconscious.
01:04:14Well, Shawn Michaels is still in the matchup,
01:04:17along with Khalido and Masters.
01:04:19It's Mysterio, JBL, and Orton remaining for SmackDown.
01:04:22Wait.
01:04:23They say that.
01:04:23What'd you say now?
01:04:24HBK?
01:04:25HBK's not moving, King?
01:04:26Well, yeah.
01:04:27Right now, he's not looking good, no.
01:04:30He's OK.
01:04:31That'd be a shame if he didn't finish.
01:04:34Oh, yeah.
01:04:35I'm a very sensitive person.
01:04:37I can care less.
01:04:38I want SmackDown to win.
01:04:40Maybe we'll get some damn respect around here.
01:04:43And Khalido continues the pressure on Rey Mysterio,
01:04:46who is in a world of trouble here.
01:04:48It's not that we're, like, getting on you guys
01:04:50and yelling and getting hot.
01:04:51OK.
01:04:51No, no.
01:04:53All I can say, you want respect.
01:04:55The way you usually get respect is you earn it.
01:04:57I know about that.
01:04:58I know.
01:04:59You know I know that, OK?
01:05:02We are just passionate about our brand.
01:05:04We're passionate about the SmackDown athletes
01:05:06that we have.
01:05:07And we don't feel we get our rights.
01:05:08We think you protest too much.
01:05:10We don't stutter.
01:05:11You know what?
01:05:12What do you mean we don't give a damn?
01:05:13We don't worry about you guys.
01:05:14We pay attention to Raw.
01:05:15You say you worry about us, but I'm proud of Raw guys.
01:05:17It's what Raw guys do.
01:05:19If you don't like the way we exemplify it,
01:05:20well, that's too damn bad.
01:05:21Hey, you know, Eric Bischoff started this whole damn thing
01:05:24when he shut off the lights at the WWE homecoming
01:05:26at a SmackDown match.
01:05:27All he wanted to do was have a matchup.
01:05:29It was off.
01:05:30And look at Rey Mysterio, second rope.
01:05:32Moves off, caught in the air by Khalido.
01:05:35Nice body, nice counter there.
01:05:36Jey Uso with a clothesline from hell.
01:05:39There's the cover, blow out to the tag.
01:05:42Jey Uso eliminates Khalido.
01:05:45There we go, JBL.
01:05:47And Masters into the matchup.
01:05:49SmackDown with three superstars remaining,
01:05:51Raw with just two.
01:05:53But one of Raw's superstars, Shawn Michaels,
01:05:55is unconscious outside the ring.
01:05:58So it's really three on one for SmackDown.
01:06:00Is it not looking good, guys?
01:06:01Coach?
01:06:02Oh, man.
01:06:02That was a suplex by the Masterpiece to JBL.
01:06:05Masters has given up a lot of experience
01:06:07here at Junior Bradshaw.
01:06:08Here's the cover by Masters.
01:06:09Hooks the leg, shoulders down.
01:06:11He's got him here.
01:06:12And a kick out.
01:06:14Can we get some help over here?
01:06:16You're right, King.
01:06:17I'm looking at him, and I can see HBK.
01:06:18He's not moving a limb.
01:06:19He's not budging.
01:06:20And that was because of the fall away slam by JBL.
01:06:23And look at off the tag.
01:06:24Mysterio caught in midair.
01:06:26And a hook to Masters.
01:06:28Here's the cover.
01:06:29The shoulders down.
01:06:30And a kick out by Masters at two.
01:06:33That was close.
01:06:34Come on, Chris Masters.
01:06:35You've got to hang in there somehow
01:06:36until Shawn Michaels can get back to his feet.
01:06:38I don't see you, hear you guys talking about how bad
01:06:41our teamwork is now.
01:06:42I don't hear it.
01:06:42I don't hear any of it.
01:06:43Our championship.
01:06:44I didn't say that.
01:06:45You need 9,000 referees to make a match happen.
01:06:47Give me a break.
01:06:48Masters again.
01:06:49Oh, shoulders into the steel post.
01:06:53Max has got to be hurt now.
01:06:54A little drop kick.
01:06:55Uh-oh.
01:06:56Oh, no.
01:06:56Not another 9.
01:06:57How many of these are we going to see?
01:06:59Oh, no.
01:06:59This one now by Mysterio.
01:07:01Come on, Ray.
01:07:02Come on, Ray.
01:07:03Springboard.
01:07:04Dropping the top rope across the back of the neck.
01:07:06Here's the cover.
01:07:07He's got it.
01:07:08And Masters is eliminated.
01:07:10Come on.
01:07:11Superstar remaining is Shawn Michaels.
01:07:14He's now pulled outside the ring.
01:07:16SmackDown with three superstars left.
01:07:18That's it.
01:07:18It's over.
01:07:19We won, right?
01:07:20No, it's not over.
01:07:21Watch the springboard.
01:07:22Watch his whole butt out of his hand.
01:07:24Dropping the dime to the back of the head.
01:07:26Dropping the dime to drop the whole power.
01:07:28And JBL out there inspecting the damage he did.
01:07:33Remember, JBL won't Mysterio left for SmackDown.
01:07:36Three superstars.
01:07:37Only one left for Raw.
01:07:38Look out.
01:07:38Look out.
01:07:38Shawn Michaels.
01:07:40And Shawn Michaels.
01:07:41Come on, Shawn.
01:07:41Come on, Shawn.
01:07:42He's in la-la land.
01:07:44I know he is.
01:07:45Get your hands off him.
01:07:46Now JBL chuckles Shawn Michaels back in the ring.
01:07:49Out of all these superstars, Shawn Michaels
01:07:51is the one from Raw that I'm worried about the most
01:07:54because of his experience and his success.
01:07:56Yeah, but Shawn Michaels has been completely
01:07:58taken out of this matchup.
01:07:59And three SmackDown superstars remain.
01:08:01And Ray Mysterio begins what may be
01:08:04the slow and methodical knocking out of Shawn Michaels.
01:08:07Shawn Michaels has been knocked out
01:08:09for about the last four and a half minutes.
01:08:11Mysterio ran into a chop.
01:08:13Maybe Michaels is coming back now.
01:08:15I guess he didn't do it on you, genius,
01:08:16and so leave him outside and take the count of the victory.
01:08:19You know what, Joey?
01:08:19I'm not actually in the match.
01:08:20I'm just playing.
01:08:21Here we go again.
01:08:22Going for the second round.
01:08:23Connecting.
01:08:24Mysterio, come on.
01:08:25I'm actually pulling the match, not mailing
01:08:26in like this shit on my ass.
01:08:28And Shawn Michaels.
01:08:29Here we go.
01:08:30Come on.
01:08:32Mysterio just ran in.
01:08:34Cover that man.
01:08:35God.
01:08:36God, no.
01:08:38Ray Mysterio just jumped in to sweep Chin Music.
01:08:42Super kick out of nowhere.
01:08:43Look out, Shawn.
01:08:44Going for the clothesline from Hell.
01:08:46No.
01:08:47Chin Music again.
01:08:48Oh, my god.
01:08:49Cover up, Shawn.
01:08:50Cover up.
01:08:51I can't believe this.
01:08:52Look at this.
01:08:53Yes.
01:08:54We are down to Orton and Michaels.
01:08:55It is one on one.
01:08:57Orton from SmackDown, Shawn Michaels from Raw.
01:09:00And the showstopper has just stopped SmackDown show.
01:09:03I cannot believe Shawn Michaels exploding
01:09:06into this matchup to eliminate two SmackDown superstars.
01:09:09Yeah, but listen, guys.
01:09:10The big picture is Michaels is down.
01:09:12Randy Orton's kind of fresh.
01:09:14I like our chances.
01:09:15And a legend killer stalking the legend, Shawn Michaels.
01:09:19Randy Orton looking for his moment.
01:09:22Come on, Randy.
01:09:23Don't get cocky now, Randy.
01:09:24Come on.
01:09:25Looking for the opening.
01:09:26Looking for Shawn Michaels to get to his feet.
01:09:28Just do it, Randy.
01:09:29Wait for the RKO.
01:09:30No.
01:09:31It's between Chin Music and Randy Orton
01:09:34going to take a breather.
01:09:35Watch out.
01:09:36Watch out.
01:09:37Shawn Michaels taking Orton out.
01:09:40Wow.
01:09:41Randy Orton, ladies and gentlemen,
01:09:42could cement his legend even more tonight
01:09:45as the legend killer.
01:09:46If he can knock off Shawn Michaels
01:09:48in this Survivor Series matchup.
01:09:50Yeah, but what will you think of Shawn Michaels
01:09:52if he takes out Rey Mysterio, followed by JBL,
01:09:55and then Randy Orton in succession?
01:09:57Oh, he is the showstopper king.
01:09:58I got to give you that.
01:09:59And if that would have happened,
01:10:00I mean, I've got to give him good props.
01:10:04And look at this.
01:10:05Randy Orton struggling across the ring,
01:10:09getting to the ropes.
01:10:10Shawn Michaels measuring his man again.
01:10:12There's a chop across the chest.
01:10:14One man from each team remains
01:10:16in this Survivor Series matchup.
01:10:18Knocked down by Shawn Michaels.
01:10:20I'll tell you what.
01:10:21Michaels brought that flying forearm
01:10:22in a big way to Randy Orton.
01:10:25Check this out.
01:10:26This is fifth-inch HBK.
01:10:28And Shawn Michaels back to his feet.
01:10:31Come on.
01:10:32Shoot up the band.
01:10:34Oh, no.
01:10:35Shawn Michaels inverted atomic drop.
01:10:37Be careful, Orton.
01:10:38And Randy Orton in trouble.
01:10:40Knocked down, but back to his feet quickly.
01:10:42Shawn Michaels again with another clothesline.
01:10:44But Randy Orton trying to make it back to his feet
01:10:46more gingerly this time.
01:10:48Randy Orton's getting clothesline, clothesline,
01:10:50body slam.
01:10:51And this time, Randy Orton not back to his feet.
01:10:53Come on, Shawn.
01:10:54Get to the top rope.
01:10:55I know that's where you want to go.
01:10:57Shawn Michaels out to the apron.
01:10:59Well, that's where the HBK is.
01:11:00Come on.
01:11:01Give him that big elbow.
01:11:02He's great from the top rope.
01:11:03That's well-documented.
01:11:06Come on.
01:11:07If he hits this, this could do it.
01:11:08Oh, no.
01:11:09Watch out.
01:11:10He got him.
01:11:11He got him.
01:11:12He got him.
01:11:13The flying elbow connecting.
01:11:14But can Shawn Michaels capitalize?
01:11:16Cover him, Shawn.
01:11:17Cover him.
01:11:18And smack downstream.
01:11:19A pull-off to victory.
01:11:20Could be close to ending here.
01:11:23Well, there's no gas left in Shawn Michaels' tank, guys.
01:11:26That's the deal.
01:11:27He's out of gas.
01:11:28Not much gas left in Randy Orton's tank either,
01:11:30partner.
01:11:31And look at JBL.
01:11:32He doesn't know where he's at.
01:11:33He's out here at ringside.
01:11:34He wants to get a ringside seat for this match.
01:11:37And took that damn Sweet Chin Music in the face.
01:11:39And I doubt highly he's pulled a chair out to sit on it.
01:11:42Shawn Michaels sat to his feet.
01:11:43Here's the ball.
01:11:44Sweet Chin Music.
01:11:45Going to tune up the band.
01:11:47Oh, no.
01:11:48I hate when he does the stomping thing.
01:11:50Shawn Michaels.
01:11:51Some of his opponents.
01:11:52Yeah, I know.
01:11:53Hey, hey, watch out.
01:11:54Look at JBL.
01:11:55Missed with a steel chair.
01:11:56Another one.
01:11:57Sweet Chin Music again.
01:11:58Look at Orton.
01:11:59Look at Orton.
01:12:00Look at Orton.
01:12:01Turn around.
01:12:02No.
01:12:03Damn it.
01:12:04Damn it.
01:12:05No.
01:12:06One, two, three.
01:12:07Yes.
01:12:08Yes.
01:12:09Smackdown did it.
01:12:10Smackdown did it.
01:12:11Smackdown beat the world.
01:12:13Randy Orton.
01:12:18For the third straight year, Randy Orton
01:12:21has survived the traditional Survivor Series matchup.
01:12:24Oh, this sucks.
01:12:25Looks like I have something.
01:12:26I'm going to smack down.
01:12:27Shoot the stop.
01:12:28Oh, yeah.
01:12:29This is great.
01:12:30Big go.
01:12:31Big up.
01:12:32Big time up.
01:12:33The Smackdown camaraderie.
01:12:34And they're here to congratulate Randy Orton
01:12:36as Smackdown dominates Raw again.
01:12:39Get in there, fam.
01:12:40It's the bragging right.
01:12:41Go ahead, Cole.
01:12:42Get in there with him.
01:12:43Give him a big kiss.
01:12:44No, no.
01:12:45We went in there with them.
01:12:46That means you guys have to go and finish your match.
01:12:47We don't want to do that to the people who
01:12:48pay for the family.
01:12:49Go ahead.
01:12:50Go ahead.
01:12:51Get in there.
01:12:52Take a look at him, guys.
01:12:53Randy Orton right there.
01:12:54He used to be part of Raw.
01:12:55You guys blew it.
01:12:56Now he's part of Smackdown.
01:12:58And he's victorious with Team Smackdown.
01:13:01Uh-oh.
01:13:02Oh, my.
01:13:04Oh, my.
01:13:07Uh-oh.
01:13:18Oh, man.
01:13:19Oh, no.
01:13:23Randy Orton looks as if he's seen a ghost.
01:13:26What the hell's going on?
01:13:43Orton can't believe what he's seeing.
01:13:45I can't believe what I'm seeing.
01:13:47Me neither.
01:13:51Randy Orton should be celebrating now.
01:13:53He shouldn't be in shock.
01:13:55The Undertaker's music hitting, and Orton is just like,
01:13:59what the hell's going on?
01:14:01What the hell?
01:14:09Look at Orton's eyes, man.
01:14:10He's like, he's going to bleed.
01:14:14Yeah!
01:14:28Holy God!
01:14:36Oh, my God.
01:14:41What the hell's going on?
01:14:42I have no idea.
01:14:43I have no idea.
01:14:53Oh, my God.
01:14:55The dead has risen.
01:14:57What the hell is going on?
01:14:59On October 9th, Randy Orton lit a casket on fire
01:15:05with The Undertaker inside.
01:15:07Tonight, Randy Orton has seen a ghost.
01:15:11The Undertaker is back now.
01:15:13But the ghost has come to the ring,
01:15:15and I don't think he's here to celebrate.
01:15:18And The Undertaker, back where it all began
01:15:21at Survivor Series.
01:15:24Oh, my Lord.
01:15:25And Undertaker.
01:15:27Well, there goes one of the dicks.
01:15:28Oh, what a chokeslam.
01:15:29The Undertaker is clean at house.
01:15:36The Undertaker sent in Brian Kane for a ride.
01:15:41There goes Burchill.
01:15:43And Regal.
01:15:44The Undertaker is clawing the ring
01:15:46of everybody, every SmackDown superstar who's out here.
01:15:49Oh, man.
01:15:52Tombstone, City Call.
01:15:54Oh, my God.
01:15:55Townsend.
01:15:56Piledriver.
01:15:59Randy Orton cannot believe it.
01:16:11Randy Orton!
01:16:19Randy Orton is next on the hit list.
01:16:27The Undertaker is back, Cole.
01:16:30Oh, man.
01:16:32Ladies and gentlemen,
01:16:33it is indeed the beginning of the end.
01:16:39Good night, from Detroit.
01:17:09It's time to blow.
01:17:10Like, we don't need no water, don't bother, we let it burn.
01:17:12We keep the fire just a little bit hotter.
01:17:14That way you'll learn.
01:17:15Respect, I earned.
01:17:16Started with the click that I hanged.
01:17:18Respect, I earned.
01:17:19Ever since I got in this game.
01:17:20Respect, I earned.
01:17:21Never wanted fortune or fame.
01:17:23I'd rather have these South Dangle streets knowin' my name.
01:17:26Check it, check.
01:17:27Microphone, check.
01:17:28Check it, check.
01:17:29Microphone, check.
01:17:31It's life's out.
01:17:33The game over.
01:17:34If you wanna, you can check my stats.
01:17:36It's life's out.
01:17:38The game over.
01:17:40Make way, cause the Kings is back.
01:17:42We bang boogie through your system, subliminal.
01:17:45We near a cow, murderin' like we're criminals.
01:17:48It's life or death, medical decision.
01:17:50We so dope out the lab that you need a prescription.
01:17:53The hood is listenin'.
01:17:54So for you that all wrote this.
01:17:55Keep it underground, stickin' to the streets like the homeless.
01:17:58With the dopeness, recognize the real P.O.D.
01:18:01Cause we triple O, O triple, triple O.G.
01:18:04Check it, check.
01:18:05Microphone, check.
01:18:06Check it, check.
01:18:07Microphone, check.
01:18:08It's life's out.
01:18:10The game over.
01:18:12If you really think you got it like that.
01:18:14Life's out.
01:18:16The game over.
01:18:17Word on the streets is the boys is back.
01:18:19It's life's out.
01:18:21The game over.
01:18:23Worldwide, only pay respect.
01:18:25Life's out.
01:18:26Microphone, check.
01:18:30It's life's out.
01:18:31Microphone, check.
01:18:33Make way, cause the Kings is back.
01:18:35Life's out.
01:18:38The game over.
01:18:39Worldwide, only pay respect.
01:18:40Life's out.
01:18:41The game over.
01:18:42Worldwide, only pay respect.
01:18:43Life's out.
01:18:44The game over.
01:18:45The game over.
01:18:46The game over.
01:18:47The game over.
01:18:48The game over.
01:18:49The game over.
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01:18:51The game over.
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01:18:59The game over.
01:19:00The game over.
01:19:01The game over.
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