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00:00Episode 1
00:30I'm not allowed to cross the bridge, or I'll break my leg.
00:40What is Song doing?
00:50Good boy, good boy.
00:52You are so polite to me.
00:55The man around Song Qi Xin is not simple.
00:57We'd better leave as soon as possible.
00:59What are you afraid of?
01:02Be careful not to get yourself into trouble.
01:08If I remember correctly,
01:10no matter how much flood there has been in your town for 3,000 years,
01:14you have never touched the sword of Xiu Jian Tiao.
01:17This sword is very special.
01:19It was used by the saints to suppress the exit of Tie Suo Jing,
01:22in order to prevent the dragon gas from spreading too fast.
01:26And because of the dragon gas,
01:29the town has been in trouble for 3,000 years.
01:33Did the last real dragon in the world die?
01:37In the battle of Tulong 3,000 years ago,
01:40many archers died.
01:42Even the saints of the Three Realms and hundreds of clans died.
01:46Although I don't know the intention and plan of the saints thousands of years ago,
01:50I can guess that the real dragon is not simple.
01:53Half right.
01:54Although the real dragon died,
01:56its gas cloud is still there.
01:58As for its real identity and symbolic significance,
02:01it's not simple.
02:03It's absolutely priceless.
02:06After the real dragon became ancient,
02:08the dragon pearl can still live for thousands of years.
02:10Then the dragon pearl is...
02:12Pearl...
02:14The yellow pearl!
02:23The yellow pearl!
02:28It's the real one!
02:30Anyway, remember.
02:32All the efforts of Dali are for the prosperity of the country.
02:37In the future, when you go to the seven counties in the capital,
02:40always be cautious.
02:43And beware of one person.
02:45Beware of one person?
02:47Master Xiu Hu.
02:49In just 50 years,
02:51Dali has made 1,500 out of 140.
02:55Half of the credit goes to him.
02:58What about the other half?
03:03Boy, you're right.
03:06The other half is here.
03:20State Preceptor.
03:22Song Chang Jing has met Song Ji Xing.
03:24The three sects are going to suppress the Holy Tree.
03:27The pearl field is about to collapse.
03:33Qi Jing Chun still doesn't want to leave.
03:37In the big world,
03:39you are the king.
03:57Grandpa.
03:58Why don't you accept Chen Ping An's request?
04:00Why don't you accept Chen Ping An's request?
04:02Why don't you accept Chen Ping An's request?
04:04Grandpa.
04:05Why don't you accept Chen Ping An's request?
04:08My son is in a good mood.
04:10But his foundation is too bad.
04:12Even if I accept him,
04:14he will be pulled away by other juniors.
04:16What if there is another Brother Liu?
04:19Why bother?
04:20Besides, this young man is too ordinary.
04:23It's a waste to teach him.
04:25What's wrong with ordinary people?
04:27If you don't accept him, don't accept him.
04:29Don't eat his fish either.
04:34Do you know him in private?
04:36He gave it to me last night.
04:38Last night?
04:40Do you know him?
04:42Dad.
04:47Let me tell you.
04:48That kid is like a fish.
04:50I don't want you to make a mistake.
04:52It will ruin the plan of the people behind.
04:53It will cause trouble.
04:55Don't get close to that kid in the future.
05:00You...
05:02Eat.
05:04Eat until you lose weight.
05:05See who dares to marry you.
05:12Look at my mouth.
05:14Okay.
05:16Eat.
05:18Okay.
05:28Aren't you Li Bao Ping from the Academy?
05:31Why don't you study in the Academy?
05:33Don't tell Mr. Qi.
05:35I'll go back right now.
05:37Where did he go?
05:39Don't run.
05:51You're back.
05:52This set of boxing is okay.
05:54Just practice this.
05:55Anyway, you can strengthen your body.
05:57Miss Ning.
05:58No need to thank me.
05:59But this set of boxing...
06:01If you want to express it,
06:03it's not impossible.
06:07This set of boxing will be returned to Gu Can in the future.
06:09So?
06:11So no matter what is written in this book,
06:13I hope that after Miss Ning reads it,
06:15she will know it herself.
06:22I...
06:25Do you think I care about this broken set of boxing?
06:29No.
06:59I don't care.
07:30The great power of the jade.
07:32The great power of the jade.
07:34The great power of the jade.
07:59The great power of the jade.
08:01The great power of the jade.
08:07Tonight, the three sects will take away the Yasheng's things.
08:10Although we have obtained the permission of Dali,
08:13and it's fair and square,
08:15but do we really have to ignore Mr. Qi like this?
08:18We don't even say hello.
08:20Senior He.
08:21It's a little unkind.
08:23But we can't disobey the will of the Grand Masters.
08:26The will of the Grand Masters?
08:28This pearl can't escape from breaking.
08:32Forget it.
08:34The cloud is too empty.
08:36The beginning of the disaster.
08:38The warrior and the warrior's ears will either sink or float.
08:56The Great Wall of China
09:01Taking away the Yasheng's things in such a hurry
09:04is like urging the people to go to hell.
09:08This is the behavior of a righteous saint.
09:11Disgusting.
09:16You are also worthy to blame me?
09:18It's been thousands of years.
09:20Do you know how many opportunities your descendants have obtained from me?
09:23I didn't care before.
09:25Now, you give me a share of interest.
09:27This debt is settled.
09:32You are shameless, aren't you?
09:36Lu Li, Zhao Song, the four of you.
09:38Each family will lose at least three pieces of silver.
09:40One less piece.
09:41I, Wang Zhu, won't let you off.
09:43Song.
09:44The Dali Dynasty and your family.
09:46Who is the biggest contributor?
09:48Believe it or not, as soon as I go out,
09:50I will make Dali change its name.
09:52Cao.
09:53How did Cao Xi become the emperor of a country?
09:56Needless to say.
09:58Xie.
09:59If it weren't for me,
10:01Xie Shi would have been washed away by the flood a long time ago.
10:04One piece of interest, one piece of opportunity.
10:06If you don't give me one more piece,
10:08will it make sense?
10:13The other families are all dead.
10:15Look at it yourself.
10:17The small town is about to collapse.
10:19But the people who are greedy can't see anything.
10:21And those bastards.
10:23Teach others the rules of their own evil.
10:26Sooner or later, heaven and earth will be destroyed.
10:28Not a good death.
10:30After leaving home,
10:32Be good.
10:52The Dali Dynasty
11:06Think about it before you speak.
11:08There is only one chance to apologize.
11:14Miss Ning.
11:15I want to practice boxing to save my life.
11:16But I'm not good at it.
11:18I hope you can teach me.
11:22Aren't you afraid that I'm afraid of you?
11:30I, Ning Yao, can hit you a hundred times with one hand.
11:32Are you still worried that I will covet your bad boxing?
11:36One hand hits a hundred Chen Ping'an.
11:40This is a good idea.
11:42In the future, when I see someone competing,
11:44If you lose to my men,
11:46You are only three thousand Chen Ping'an's strength.
11:48Don't dare to fight with me.
11:50If you meet a fierce beast,
11:52Tell yourself.
11:54This beast is equivalent to 30,000 Chen Ping'an.
11:56Run away.
11:58Okay.
12:06The name of this boxing method is Hanshan.
12:08You can call this book the Hanshan manual.
12:10Look at the skin and move into the water.
12:12With this boxing method, everyone's life and death are divine.
12:16Watch the world of martial arts.
12:18This is a place of learning.
12:20I hope someone will spread it widely.
12:24Miss Ning, how do you read this word?
12:26Get out.
12:30Read it and get out.
12:32This boxing has nothing to do with power.
12:34It's all about getting out.
12:38It sounds like this boxing method is very fierce.
12:42It depends on the level.
12:48The world of martial arts is divided into nine levels.
12:50Of course, some people also say that
12:52In fact, there is a tenth level above the ninth level.
12:54The five levels of martial arts are divided into
12:56Body, qi, and spirit.
12:58There are three levels.
13:00Step by step.
13:02You can't be wrong.
13:04Body three levels.
13:08The first level is mud.
13:10It's like a mud bodhisattva.
13:12The qi is heavy and sweet.
13:14It's like entering the door in martial arts.
13:16The second level is the Mu Tai Mirror.
13:18It's like a mirror.
13:20It's like a mirror.
13:22It's like a mirror.
13:24It's like a mirror.
13:26It's like a mirror.
13:28It's like a mirror.
13:30The third level is the Water Silver Mirror.
13:32It's like a water silver.
13:34It's heavy and light.
13:38The qi and blood are united.
13:40The fourth level is the Soul Mirror.
13:46The fifth level is the Xuan Po Mirror.
13:52The sixth level is the Wudan Mirror.
13:58The seventh level is the Jin Shen Mirror.
14:06The eighth level is the Soul Mirror.
14:10The ninth level is the Lv Hua Mirror.
14:14The ninth level is the Mountain Edge Mirror.
14:18It's like a wall.
14:20It's like a wall.
14:22It's like a wall.
14:24It's like a wall.
14:26It's like a wall.
14:28It's like a wall.
14:36Mister,
14:38the Thune Tower, the Heaven And Ghost Seal,
14:40and this,
14:42the remnants from the Three Cultivated Awards,
14:44have been taken away.
14:46I'll take away the Mountain Yue jade seal from us too.
14:48I'm afraid
14:50I have to return to the town for some time.
14:56the
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15:28listen to Joe you're too huge
15:45you did it again it's a big deal you don't believe me
15:52you go down you fucking what you see here so cool
15:55do so by being cheesy shit what's up she will you see on the dolly
15:59didn't you want to be sure that you see what you want to do
16:06you saw that baby but one so
16:55you
16:57can you answer you don't give me