The other kids fear Harold has accidentally flushed himself down Chef's fancy new toilet so they travel into the sewer on a rescue mission.
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00:00Well, you're all set, Chef.
00:02One private bathroom oasis with Atomic Flush never-clogged toilet.
00:06Hee hee hee!
00:08And, to keep the kiddies out, a high-tech E-330 Defendo Cater security system.
00:13All you gotta do is activate it.
00:15You didn't set the security system on my bathroom yet?
00:18No, no, no, no, no!
00:22Great purchase, Chef! You can't plug this thing no matter what you flush!
00:27Bye-bye, paint can!
00:30Sayonara, computer!
00:32My laptop!
00:33How to make friends with kids you don't really like?
00:36I need that book!
00:37Oh, sorry! Couldn't hear you over that powerful flushing sound. What were you saying?
00:43Get out of my beautiful bathroom!
00:45I've been kicked out of worse places.
00:47When with the E-330, huh? Not really top of the line, but I guess on a teacher's salary.
00:54Hey, good luck getting past that!
00:58Now to spend the rest of the day in my office eating red meat and rhubarb,
01:02so I can really give my new baby a test drive.
01:06Harold, was that your tummy?
01:08I need to get into that private bathroom!
01:10Why don't you just use the kids' bathroom?
01:12You know why I can't!
01:15I'm a fishering man!
01:20Fair. That place is a one-way ticket to the emergency room.
01:23But we're gonna have an emergency in this room if you don't help now!
01:30This security system can be a little tricky, but...
01:35I've never met one I couldn't beat!
01:39See? All it took was a little...
01:43And not so much as a thank you.
01:48You okay in there? Didn't get sucked in by the atomic flush, did ya?
01:52All good, Noah. And wow, this place is impressive!
01:56A whole new world is opening before my eyes!
02:01Noah, why is the door locked?
02:05Yeah, Harold, we may have a problem.
02:08The security system is melted and... well, you're locked in.
02:12But the important thing is to remain calm.
02:16Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
02:21Breathe, Harold. Breathe. Come on with me.
02:24In... out...
02:26In... out...
02:29Freedom!
02:32Harold? Harold? Oh, come on, pal. You okay?
02:38Harold, did you fall into the toilet?
02:41No.
02:42Guys, I need your help!
02:44I broke into Chef's new bathroom so Harold could poop and the toilet ate him!
02:49So Harold flushed himself? This concerns me how?
02:52Yeah. This sounds like a you problem.
02:57You're right. I guess I'll just have to sneak off school property all by myself.
03:03Sneak off school property?
03:05And then slosh through stranger's poop in a dank sewer all afternoon.
03:11Stranger's poop?
03:12We'll come with you!
03:15Whoa! That was... that was really on there!
03:20Noah! Noah! Noah!
03:23Guess I might be in here a while.
03:25Oh well. Better me than one of my classmates.
03:28A weaker mind would go mad in this kind of isolation.
03:32Isn't that right, Mr. Teepee?
03:37Harold? You in there?
03:40Where are you, doofus?
03:42People! This time it's real!
03:45Welcome to Pooplandia!
03:52I'm Sewer Mike, and you guys are my new best friends! Let's get matching tattoos!
03:57Um... no.
04:00Yeah, you're right. Yeah, totally. Real besties don't need tattoos.
04:06Yeah, we're just down here to find our friend Harold.
04:09Maybe you've seen him. Nerdy kid. Wedgie rash.
04:12Sorry. You're the only three people I've seen in years.
04:16You poor, poor alligator. I can't imagine how lonely you must be.
04:22Everybody needs a friend. Well, see you later.
04:25Wait! I'm sure your friend is fine. And you've barely seen my pad.
04:30Yeah, no offense, but your pad looks like it's mostly stuffed people flushed down the toilet.
04:34Yeah, later, gator!
04:36Come on, Mike, you're blowing it. Time for... the book.
04:41Please stay a little longer. If you do...
04:44Oh, I can help you find your friend! After all, I know these sewers better than anyone!
04:49I guess we can stay for a few minutes. Like you said, Harold's probably okay.
04:54And Harold pulls up for the jumper!
04:58No, no, wait! He pulls up for the jump!
05:02Pull it up!
05:05Oh, really? I'd like to see you try!
05:08You don't even have arms!
05:12I didn't mean that! You're perfect just the way you are, Mr. Teepee!
05:18Okay, time to make my BFFs!
05:21Number one. Make friends by listening to someone's innermost thoughts.
05:25I can do that.
05:27So, tell me, what makes Beth tick?
05:30Dude, you don't wanna...
05:31Hey, I'm just making friends here.
05:33So, what's in that big Beth brain?
05:36Wow, nobody's ever asked me that before.
05:40I guess I should start at the beginning, back when I was hatched in the lab.
05:45Okay.
05:47And once I eat the marshmallows out of everyone's heads,
05:50then I guess I can let all the cats and dogs come home from outer space.
05:54And that's mostly what I think about. Mostly.
05:57He tried to tell you, dude. Old Beth is a lot.
06:00Yeah, good luck with the nightmares!
06:03Number two. Do not criticize prospective friends. Try complimenting instead.
06:08Yeah, of course!
06:09You know what, Duncan? I think you're pretty great.
06:12What did you do?!
06:14I thought the couch could use a hot new paint job.
06:16You're not gonna lecture me, are you?
06:18What? Me? Lecture? No way!
06:21I mean, friends don't criticize, am I right?
06:25It looks awesome!
06:28Really? So it's cool if I do this?
06:32Sure, yeah! It's great.
06:35Wow, okay! And this?
06:39Come on, man!
06:40How's Duncan gonna learn boundaries if his so-called friends can't be honest with him?
06:44Pathetic!
06:46Number three. A hug and a winning smile can seal the deal with a new friend.
06:51No way this could go wrong!
06:53Hug!
06:57What are you doing?
06:58He was trying to eat you! Is that how you treat all your guests?
07:02This lizard is a jerk!
07:04Seriously, man. Way to perpetuate an alligator stereotype.
07:09I've tried everything. Why is nothing working?
07:12If all else fails, use a cage.
07:16Well, if I can't make friends with him the nice way, I'll do it the mean way.
07:22Well, she's all set, Sewer Mike.
07:24One friend cage complete with top-of-the-line E-330 security system.
07:28That's great! Let me just find my checkbook.
07:31Guys, I think we're gonna be fine.
07:35There!
07:36I can't live on the same side of the bathroom with someone who thinks toilet paper should be hung in the underhand position!
07:47I'm sorry! It's not you! It's this place!
07:50I think it's getting to both of us!
07:53You're right. We should escape.
07:56Hey, there's a chili recipe in here that sounds pretty good. Maybe I'll try it tonight.
08:00Run!
08:01Hey!
08:04If you're not my friends, then you're my dinner!
08:09Ow! Oh no! Dead end!
08:12Ha! Got ya! Now quit putting up a fuss!
08:16I'm gonna open my mouth and one by one you kids climb in!
08:20Aw, come on! The small pipe!
08:25Okay, Mr. Teepee! Hold on tight!
08:27Once that sink overflows and fills the room with water, the pressure will open the door and we'll be free!
08:39Oh, hey guys! Great timing!
08:41We're just about to set sail.
08:43Harold? What's with the beard?
08:46Dude, are you okay?
08:48I don't think any of us are going to be okay in a second!
08:51Mike is right behind us!
08:59Mr. Teepee!
09:06We made it!
09:07Not all of us! Mr. Teepee! Where are you? Mr. Teepee! No!
09:14Sorry, pal. At least he died doing what he loved. Absorbing fluids.
09:19Where's Mike? I didn't think he was going to give up until he found a friend!
09:26You said it, Mr. Teepee. You said it.
09:30Well, at least things can get back to normal around here now.
09:33Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go!
09:35What happened to my new bathroom?!