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00:00and you're just not hitting the pitches so I think we're gonna have to run you
00:15through a bunch of auto-tune that one works that one works
00:45you've got attitude
01:15no you're a chicken
01:37babe are you hungry?
01:40say yeah
01:45this is my hair wet a little bit but not wet at all so I'm gonna show you guys what it looks
01:50like when it's wet wet this is my hair wet wet do you want to go for a walk see it
02:06Zephyr you don't get a treat till she sits. Sit. Frank. Frank. Frank. Frank. Bro I thought you was dead
02:36Kaja. Kaaaaj. What do you think about life?
02:58why does my dog sound like this
03:06Max. Max where are you?
03:34Max where are you? Honey mama can't find you I so sad
03:41Max. Max where are you?
03:57if you're not cheating on your girlfriend do not look in the camera do not look well okay okay
04:09should I get a Paris? Should I get a dog? Should I get a dog? Should I get a dog?
04:27wow
04:41uh
04:57she's just like tweaking out
05:00you getting those O's?
05:01he's a good boy Stan good boy
05:32uh
05:54no this freaking stray cat ate my chick-fil-a
06:01No, it's okay. I'm sad. You're hungry. You can have it. I'll just order more
06:31Give Draco a hug. Give Draco a hug.
06:41Awww. Awww.
06:47So Cam presses this button and he has to go outside. Hit your button. Hit your button.
07:10Pretend you're on a phone call but use your dog's favorite words.
07:14Hi Grandma, is Grandpa there?
07:17I was just wondering if we could probably come over. I think I'm on my way over while we go for a car ride.
07:24I think we'll probably stop at Starbucks and get Pup Cups and maybe go to the pet store and pick up some nubbies.
07:32And then I'll probably bring their food over that way they can eat dinner and then breakfast over the weekend while they stay at Grandma and Grandpa's house in Westlake.
07:42He always sleeps in the weirdest places.
07:45How is that comfortable? That can't be comfortable.
07:50Hank, what are you doing?
08:07Stay. Stay.
08:11Bark at your dog.
08:12Roof. Do it again. I motherf***ing dare you. I'm waiting. I'm waiting. Do it again. I will bite your motherf***ing ass. Do it again. I'll double me dare you.
08:20I have to go to f***ing work, dude. Get out. Come. Let's go. Holy, that's gross water.
08:35New trend. Walk backwards towards your dog. See how your dog reacts.
08:51Look at this distinguished gentleman. Look at the way he is sitting. Yes, very distinguished. I see. I see.
09:01Because Kitty peed the bed again, she has to do laundry tonight.
09:20So, she's helping me with laundry tonight. This is what she gets for acting up and peeing the bed like she's a kid when she's not.
09:47My mom literally found a stray cat in Mexico and is literally bringing him home to Tennessee.
09:54Everyone at the airport loved him.
10:03This is not her first time bringing a stray animal home from Mexico.
10:13His name is Chico and we love him.
10:18What the heck are you doing? How did you even get in there? What are you doing? Hello? Oh my God.
10:44So, there's like a lot going on right now. I'm at the ocean. There's a fishing pole and it doesn't have the reel so I'm just not going to f*** with it.
10:54And then there's a cast net and I turn around and this cat's looking at me like he's got a f***ing problem.
11:00Like we're about to square the f*** up and deuce it out, dude. Like what's up with it?
11:04I wanted to make this video as a warning for anyone who's interested in adopting pit bulls.
11:11Um, they, I can't make out with you right now. I'm trying to talk. Hold on.
11:19They're very independent. Um, sometimes I almost forget I have a dog. You know what I mean?
11:27It's like, he's just nowhere to be found. And can I have my shoe please?
11:32What the f***?
11:42Look at me. She rolled her f*** out. Like she was like.
11:50I can't.
12:02I can't.
12:11Oh no.
12:17It's broken.
12:27This is not your house.
12:30Can I help you?
12:37You don't live here. Can you get out of my room?
12:53Hey, you cannot go with me.
13:00Uh, get up. Go home. Bye. Go home.
13:15Come inside. You can't go.
13:20You can't go.
13:24Bye. I love you.
13:29Minushka. Minushka, do you have comment? Your husband was taken to the gulag and now all you have to eat are beets to feed your children.
13:39Minushka, do you have a comment?
14:00Of course, there's nothing in the cup. It's a game.
14:11What happened? You break it down? You put it on that elbow?
14:25Oh my god, you're so nasty.
14:30Kodak. Hey. You alright, buddy? You alright? You're gonna break this bag, you fat f***.
14:53Come on. Up and over. Up and over.
14:59Charlie, show her how it's done.
15:04Show her how it's done. Come on. Over. Come on. Up and over.
15:13Charlie, come here. Charlie.
15:19Come on. Up and over. Up and over. Come on.
15:22Jump.
15:27Jump. Jump. Jump.
15:31Up. Come on. Go up. Jump. Jump. Jump. Jump. Go. You got it, buddy. Jump. Jump. Jump. There you go.
15:40Ken, I heard that. I know everyone thinks that you're not doing it, but you're definitely doing it. I heard the beeping.
16:10It wasn't Charlie. Okay.
16:12Who ate mummy's plant? Who did this? Who ate the plant? Who ate the plant? Cora, was it you? Was it you? Was it Lily?
16:41Who ate mummy's plant? Who ate my plant? Lily? Was it Cora? Cora, was it you? What did you do? What did you do?
16:56You think Lily's gonna protect you? Did you do this? Did you do this? Did you eat my plant? Did you eat my plant?
17:10Oh, my God.
17:40Last one. Come on, Layla. Push it. Go, Layla. Yeah. Look at her running. Yay, Layla. Good girl, Layla. Good job.
18:10Yeah. Look at you. Oh, last little hiss and stuff in there. Oh.
18:30Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Leah. Happy birthday to you.
18:48Leah, take a bite. Oh, yeah. Lick that. There you go. Leah, good girl. You good? Look at you.
18:59Here is the cake.
19:29It's got salt on it, and it's super, super hot.
19:59Stop. Get down, Opal.
20:22Crappy and dry. I'm gonna go check movie time in the bathroom.
20:26Thanks for letting Jay stay here while he gets over his girlfriend.
20:29Oh, that poor baby. I heard that scuffy girl absolutely annihilated him.
20:34Who did you hear that from?
20:35Her. She's going door to door telling everybody.
20:39It's all. Bark at your dog.
20:51My dad is mad at me because I acted like I had to go outside.
21:07But really, I just wanted to see if he could catch me.
21:10So I ran up and down the stairs and all around the building ten times until my mom used some treats to lure me in and trap me.
21:17And then my dad finally caught me and had to carry me up three flights of stairs.
21:21That's what she said. And you know what? What was that?
21:25Is my dog the only one that doesn't catch food?
21:30Let's see. Hit her. Look.
21:33Get it.
21:55It's just a bug.
22:02I feel so bad because she hates storms, but like, oh, that was bad.
22:33Oh, I know what the plan and what I do.
22:46And he looked at all that.
22:48Let's go eat.
22:51Where's your lovely teeth?
22:53Look at them.
22:56Let me see your lovely teeth.
22:58Oh, wow.
23:00Did you go to Turkey and get them done?
23:30Oh, you guys are so handsome.
23:56And I became a headmistress.
24:00This is Sam Kelly here.
24:02I'm here to interview Blind Kitty.
24:04Hey, Blind Kitty.
24:05What makes Blind Kitty so blind?
24:11I noticed whenever I put Chonk in my bed, he would start licking my bedsheets and my pillows.
24:15And I was wondering what the heck that was about.
24:17So I looked it up.
24:18Apparently, since my bedsheets are soft and they smell like me, he thinks that's my fur.
24:23Apparently he thinks he's grooming my fur by licking my bedsheets.
24:26That is so cute and stupid.
24:28I love you, Chonk.
24:29I always thank him after he does this now.
24:51This is my baby.
24:53And ain't nobody fit to touch her.
24:58The bottle.
25:00Put it in your mouth.
25:02What are you so mad about?
25:04You thirsty?
25:06What are you doing?
25:08You're cloning yourself.
25:23Look how much trust he has in me.
25:26He's putting full faith in me right now, which is his first mistake.
26:00Come on.
26:03Come on.
26:06Come on.
26:09Come on.
26:12Come on.
26:15Come on.
26:18Come on.
26:21Come on.
26:24Come on.
26:28Come on.
26:31Come on.
26:34No.
26:37Oh my God.
26:40Oh.
26:43Jack.
26:46Oh.
26:49Jackson, no.
26:52No.
26:55Yeah, they're going to get you.
27:26Oh.
27:29Oh.
27:32Oh.
27:35Oh.
27:38Oh.
27:57When my puppy took my phone and started running from me.
28:07Oh my God.
28:31Come here.
28:33Oh my gosh.
28:35They're following me.
28:37Oh my God.
28:38They're coming.
28:39They're coming.
29:01I knew that was going to happen.
29:03I knew that was going to happen.
29:12All he did was chew on a stem.
29:30Gorgeous.
29:34Come on.
29:37Come.
29:39Come on, guys.
29:44Oh.
30:05Ollie.
30:06OLLIE!
30:08What are you doing?
30:12Oh my god!
30:18Alright guys, so I'm on my way
30:20to a showing with a buyer
30:22and I'm driving through the
30:24neighborhood and why the heck is there a husky
30:26on the roof?
30:28I wanna know if that comes standard or if
30:30that's included in HOA fees. I don't know.
30:32But I want a roof husky.
30:36Good ones!
30:38Other side!
30:46Ooh!
30:48Good ones!
30:50Yay!
31:06Music
31:30Yeah.
31:32Go under.
31:34Go under.
32:04Explosion
32:28You gotta keep it on for a little bit, okay?
32:34Let me see.
32:38Seems to be holding on pretty good.
32:40He's gotta take it up.
32:42Tootsie! Bubble wrap!
32:44Wrong one!
32:46Come on.
32:52Drink the drink. They're like, don't drink that. It's dirty.
32:54Come on.
32:56You gotta keep going.
32:58Who wants to drink?
33:00Keep going, sorry.
33:04Music
33:20Who's that?
33:26Oh, you know.
33:28Just a normal day delivering.
33:30And uh...
33:32Turkey.
33:34Music
34:00Can't tell us.
34:02Except I was wearing this.
34:12I want to do this!
34:16That is so cute!
34:32Music
35:02Music
35:32Music
35:42Dog number one. Good catch.
35:44Dog number two. Good catch.
35:46Dog number three. Good catch.
35:48Dog number four.
35:56There are two types of dogs.
35:58The gentle one.
36:02Good boy.
36:04And the not so gentle one.
36:06Music
36:16Dog barking
36:18Dog barking
36:20Music
36:32Music
36:40Lizzy
36:44Lizzy
36:58No, bro. I already got a dog.
37:00If you lick me, bro.
37:02Mother!
37:08Dog barking
37:10Dog barking
37:12Kitty. Jiggle, jiggle.
37:14Jiggle, jiggle, the kitty.
37:16Jiggle, jiggle.
37:18Jiggle, jiggle, the kitty.
37:20I'ma jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.
37:22She's holding my arm
37:24like a girl.
37:26Laughing
37:28Laughing
37:36Laughing
37:42Crunching
37:44Crunching
37:46Crunching
37:48Crunching
37:54Laughing
37:58Laughing
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38:24Laughing
38:28Laughing
38:46Funny
38:52Laughing
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43:35oh my God, he's just vibing bro, he's just vibing, yo, yo look at the wind
44:05this threw a snowball at me
44:24this is a tempted m-
44:25good boy, sit
44:33stay
44:37tell him, tell him, let me see, my big teeth are coming neon
44:59okay step one you have to touch the belly and then you have to pet the cat
45:02from there you immediately have to start patting
45:04pat until the cat turns around to bite you and then push it over
45:08this disables the kill drive
45:09and once those steps are completed you are free to belly rub
45:12i have tested this on every cat including your cat you're welcome
45:15jackie jackie come here
45:17what are you doing trying to run away with the dab
45:20oh no
45:22oh no
45:50boy, still fastest boy, come get some
46:11i don't think you have any idea how fast i really am
46:20put him down
46:34Ryan
46:36Ryan
46:38yes
46:40i said dab
46:42so
47:04damn
47:13okay
47:17you think you have a kitty problem?
47:19mine is in all of my clean laundry as soon as i'm done washing it
47:37kitty
47:42so
48:07holy chloe looks like she's in trouble
48:12So
48:34Cha-cha-cha-cha
48:42Um
49:02You