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00:01:49Hey?
00:01:51Did you come?
00:01:52I bet.
00:01:53What's wrong?
00:01:57What's the truth?
00:01:59There's nothing.
00:02:04I'm gonna start getting hyper.
00:02:05I'm not getting hyper, I'm in love with you.
00:02:15You're over me.
00:02:27No.
00:02:47Say something.
00:02:52Something.
00:02:53Grow up.
00:02:54Oh god, I'm moving out.
00:02:57I think you should.
00:02:59I put a deposit on an apartment.
00:03:04I gotta go to work, okay?
00:03:07Dallas.
00:03:14You're better off without me.
00:03:17Why?
00:03:19I'll call you later, okay?
00:03:28Bye.
00:03:38Hey, sweetheart!
00:03:43Good, good, good.
00:03:50Pass me the keys and let me take her for a ride.
00:03:54Take her for a ride?
00:03:57Hey!
00:03:59Why do ladies love roofers?
00:04:03Just watch the edge.
00:04:18No, you should pick me up and go like that.
00:04:27No, you shouldn't.
00:04:57Hey, babe.
00:05:01What time is it?
00:05:03Time to go.
00:05:05Is it?
00:05:07I'm up.
00:05:09Just wait.
00:05:23What are you doing?
00:05:25What are you doing?
00:05:31What is this?
00:05:33What?
00:05:35What do you mean, what is this?
00:05:37Did you paint my nails?
00:05:39Why?
00:05:41You have the most gorgeous nail beds.
00:05:43I feel violated.
00:05:45What?
00:05:47I don't know, it's fucking weird.
00:05:49Okay, look, baby, I gotta go.
00:05:51Would you take that off, please?
00:05:53Are you taking a picture of me?
00:05:55No.
00:06:19Hello?
00:06:23Hello?
00:06:27Welcome back.
00:06:31Fuck off.
00:06:35Already drinking alone?
00:06:37There's one left for you.
00:06:39Do you want one?
00:06:41Yeah.
00:06:43Fuck.
00:06:51Where's your thing?
00:06:53Over there.
00:06:55Okay.
00:06:57What's up?
00:06:59Talk to me.
00:07:01You just walk out on her, or?
00:07:03Kind of.
00:07:05I got better things to do.
00:07:07I don't want to play house right now.
00:07:09She wasn't right for you.
00:07:17I'm buzzed.
00:07:19I gotta catch up.
00:07:23You won't catch up.
00:07:25No one will ever catch me.
00:07:33What time is Clark coming over?
00:07:35She's on her way.
00:07:37Okay, well, I'll call you in the morning.
00:07:41What's the time difference in Arizona?
00:07:43I don't know, like, two hours?
00:07:47Call me from the hotel.
00:07:49Do you think you'll be up that late?
00:07:53Probably not.
00:07:55I'm shooting in the morning.
00:07:57Okay, well, don't try to keep up with Claire.
00:07:59I never do.
00:08:01Fuck.
00:08:09Hey, Dallas.
00:08:11Yes, Jocelyn?
00:08:13When are you picking up the rest of your stuff?
00:08:15What stuff?
00:08:17Stuff that you don't want donated to Goodwill
00:08:19with your name and address on it.
00:08:21You have 20 minutes.
00:08:23I can't be there in 20 minutes.
00:08:25I have a party to get to.
00:08:27I mean, it's packed.
00:08:29Throw it out.
00:08:33Don't call about this stuff anymore.
00:08:35I want to be amicable with you,
00:08:37and phone calls of this nature piss me off.
00:08:39You know me better than to think I give a shit
00:08:41where my stuff ends up.
00:08:43Even inanimate objects aren't safe from you.
00:08:45What?
00:08:47Fine, stop calling if you know that's the case.
00:08:51Ugh, what a buzzkill, man.
00:08:53I bought a few new things.
00:08:59I like to boil and recycle.
00:09:01I'm starting over.
00:09:33You see anything?
00:09:35No, nothing.
00:09:37Hawk girls are never on time.
00:09:39Yo, what about us?
00:09:41We're not hawk girls.
00:09:43I am wearing women's clothing.
00:09:45Heels.
00:09:47On the outside.
00:09:53I'm calling first on the bartender.
00:09:57Too bad she likes me.
00:09:59You can back off if I like a girl.
00:10:01I've been after her for months.
00:10:03You don't get it.
00:10:05Maybe you don't get it.
00:10:07I'm taking him up.
00:10:11Oh, you can handle it.
00:10:15Oh, this is cute.
00:10:17Yeah.
00:10:19Where should we go?
00:10:21Oh, it's a girl party.
00:10:23Let's keep walking.
00:10:25We are going in.
00:10:47What do you want to drink?
00:10:49What do you want to drink?
00:10:51I'm okay.
00:10:53I'm going to try and find the bathroom.
00:11:03She's ignoring me.
00:11:05I'll be right back.
00:11:13I think I'm being overlooked.
00:11:15Desiree.
00:11:17What do you want?
00:11:41Hey.
00:11:43Hey.
00:11:47Hey.
00:11:49Are you on my street today?
00:11:53I thought you looked familiar.
00:11:55You come to girl parties often?
00:11:57I don't come at all.
00:11:59Terrible news.
00:12:01Can I change that for you?
00:12:05My friend's waiting for me.
00:12:11What's your name?
00:12:13Jasmine.
00:12:17Jasmine.
00:12:21Don't be rude.
00:12:27Dallas.
00:12:29Named after the American television show
00:12:31my parents fell in love with in Sweden.
00:12:33Did you grow up in Sweden?
00:12:35What gave me away?
00:12:37Am I talking funny?
00:12:39No, you're talking fine.
00:12:41I'm curious.
00:12:43About?
00:12:47Why do women love roofers?
00:12:51You have to go out with me
00:12:53if you want to find out.
00:12:59I need to get some air.
00:13:07What was that?
00:13:09My ring.
00:13:11Ouch.
00:13:13It's a weapon.
00:13:15You're engaged.
00:13:19My condolences.
00:13:21You're being rude.
00:13:23I'm just being honest.
00:13:27See you.
00:13:37Why do women love roofers?
00:13:41No idea.
00:13:43Because you strip them and nail them all day long.
00:13:45Sounds exhausting.
00:13:47I'll be on the same street tomorrow
00:13:49if you want a demonstration.
00:13:51I'll pass.
00:13:53Let me buy you a drink.
00:13:55Pass again.
00:13:57Wait, we're not done talking.
00:13:59I left my friend alone.
00:14:13Your friend found something.
00:14:43Has he been saving
00:14:45since he was a little boy?
00:14:49He's good with his finances.
00:14:55I was almost engaged.
00:14:59I thought about buying a ring for my ex.
00:15:03I even googled it.
00:15:07And I found it.
00:15:10I even googled it.
00:15:15I got my own apartment instead.
00:15:21Ryle and I just moved out of our first apartment.
00:15:29How's the sex
00:15:31after all the living together?
00:15:33It's good.
00:15:37I've got no emotional stamina for intimacy.
00:15:41I know how to keep him interested.
00:15:57I think it might be different with you.
00:15:59Keep saying that, you might find the right girl.
00:16:05What if you're the right girl?
00:16:11I'm engaged.
00:16:29I'm engaged.
00:16:31I'm engaged.
00:16:33I'm engaged.
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00:17:21Why are you being so crazy?
00:17:23Because I have to wake up early.
00:17:25At my expense what I should just I should listen to my instincts Jasmine
00:17:35What are you talking about she kissed me
00:17:40Did you do I
00:17:43Kissed her back what I
00:17:48Feel sick
00:17:50Did you like it Claire, I'm not answering that I'm just curious you talk about that that's not what it's about
00:17:57Feel really weird because you like her cuz I'm engaged
00:18:01Jasmine you are the most faithful person. I know you and Ryle are like marrying the fucking carpenter
00:18:08It will never happen again
00:18:16Giddyup
00:18:18What time you done
00:18:43Well, hey I just got to the hotel
00:18:49I
00:18:51Want to get married in the garden at the old mill
00:18:55Okay, baby. Okay. That's great. Just call the plan in the morning. Look, I'm I'm red. I gotta go to sleep
00:19:02Okay
00:19:04Okay. I love you. I love you
00:19:18I
00:19:48I
00:20:19I'm coming
00:20:33I'm awake
00:20:36Hey, um, I gotta get work. Yeah, I got stuff I gotta do. Oh
00:20:42cool, um
00:20:44I'm leaving the spare key. You probably see Quinn before you see me. And so just give it to her
00:20:50Okay, actually, can you give me a ride? I gotta go
00:20:55Here grab a cab
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00:24:44Oh
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00:25:45I
00:25:57Morning morning
00:26:00You didn't say goodbye last night
00:26:03I'm late for work
00:26:05What do you do? I work in fashion
00:26:08retail
00:26:10I'm an editor for a fashion magazine
00:26:13Does that mean you're the boss
00:26:16It's more complicated than that
00:26:20I'm the boss. This is my company my site
00:26:43You
00:26:48What are you doing later
00:26:52I'm working late. I'll be here until dark finishing up this job
00:27:00Cool I'll be done. You never see me again
00:27:07Bye
00:27:12I
00:27:22Want her nude on top
00:27:26She needs you nude on top is that her
00:27:30There's no way I'll ever put that on my naked body. It's in my contract. I'm an answer for advocate
00:27:35Then why is there a fur coat on your set? You think that's real? It looks real and I'm not putting out
00:27:40Coat is faux. I wouldn't be on this side. Otherwise
00:27:45Is that true
00:27:48It worked I want to be home before dark I'll wrap it up
00:28:09You
00:28:31You change your mind one drink and we're done, okay, I'll be back in an hour
00:28:39I
00:29:10You're trying to kill me
00:29:15Nice outfit
00:29:17You
00:29:36Stop it stop. You're staring at me. I'm hot
00:29:48You were saying that you're a brilliant fashion editor never said that and tell me what you said
00:30:02I had an opportunity to go to New York. What happened?
00:30:06Wow got promoted
00:30:08so I
00:30:11Made a sacrifice
00:30:14Sounds like Marty drunk to me
00:30:18I
00:30:19Will understand someday
00:30:23Don't we're kind of sending I understand the concept of sacrifice I
00:30:30Would have made you go in fact, I would have gone with you
00:30:47You
00:30:51That's sweet
00:30:56You're sweet
00:31:00Like your style
00:31:05Like your edge
00:31:13My style is engaged to a man
00:31:17We have the bill
00:31:47I
00:31:51Stop torturing yourself. You're torturing me
00:32:02Can you keep me high
00:32:09Can you keep me high
00:32:17Oh
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00:37:17You
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00:38:17I
00:38:47You
00:39:17I
00:39:47Hello
00:39:51No, no, I'm awake
00:39:55Just dozed off for a few minutes. Did you call the planner about booking the wedding? I haven't had time
00:40:02Okay, I'll take care
00:40:04I'll call it before my meeting this morning. It's storming really bad
00:40:09Guess I'm not golfing this weekend
00:40:14Sorry, are you okay, sweetie?
00:40:18Bridget and I are working. We had some work to do. She just got here. Okay, you're busy. Say hello for me
00:40:27Try to take some time for yourself this weekend
00:40:35I should get going. Yeah me too. I love you
00:40:48I
00:40:52Morning
00:41:05Is it you it's me
00:41:12You're persistent look at you pushing I
00:41:16I gave myself a hernia. My mom told me if I acted more like a girl, I wouldn't get hurt all the time
00:41:24Did you want to be a boy I
00:41:28Just want her to let me be
00:41:33Can I have it
00:41:36Where will you keep it?
00:41:38I'll frame it and
00:41:42Admire it
00:41:45And all of your tomboy strength
00:41:51Tom boy, I
00:41:54Didn't like being called that when I was a kid I
00:41:58Couldn't hide it, but I just didn't like being called out on it
00:42:02Besides, I'm not a tomboy. I'm more legit than that
00:42:09Okay, legit tomboy
00:42:15Kiss me
00:42:24I've never done anything like this before
00:42:33And I don't usually tell the truth about my past
00:42:40Because you have so much to hide
00:42:45I
00:42:48Had
00:43:04What did your mom say when you became a roofer
00:43:08She's pissed about it
00:43:10She pushed me to leave Sweden for university because she didn't want me working on the roof with my dad
00:43:17Whatever
00:43:19My dad used to tell me I couldn't go up on interviews without him like that
00:43:24He didn't even have to teach me it's like I was born with suction cups for feet
00:43:32I hate a baby kid
00:43:36I'm holding you to one positive
00:43:41I like to help my dad build stuff. I like the rain even though I wasn't allowed to plan
00:43:48My mom's cooking and that she used to iron my underwear into perfect squares
00:43:53I
00:44:08Wasn't like for you my dad made me laugh all the time. He's witty and silly
00:44:17My mom is supportive as long as she approves
00:44:24When I was a teenager, I had a summer thing with a girl named Denise that doesn't surprise me
00:44:32You remind me of her
00:44:36We were inseparable we kissed once
00:44:42It lasted like four seconds my mom walked in and freaked
00:44:48I wasn't allowed to say goodbye
00:44:51I ever saw her again
00:44:55You just obeyed
00:44:58Of course
00:45:01Took me a long time to forgive my mom
00:45:05Just pretended everything was fine
00:45:09She tried setting me up with anyone with a penis in a job
00:45:12I
00:45:18Just stopped thinking about that part of myself did what was prescribed
00:45:25I buried that story
00:45:28It's like it never even happened
00:45:35How old were you when you came out young
00:45:38I
00:45:46Don't tell my coming-out story
00:45:50You seriously not gonna tell me
00:45:53Why do I have to have one?
00:45:56Okay, I promise not to tell anyone you have one and I'll never ask you again
00:46:03Which story do you want?
00:46:06It's not one that ever ends
00:46:08Like last month, I came up to the forklift operator through a food supply store
00:46:14The first time you're with a woman
00:46:18Wasn't a surprise or anything. I was only ever attracted to women
00:46:25You never got that flooding rush that things can be different for you
00:46:32Every time I look at you
00:46:39I'm waiting
00:46:48You have until the sand runs out of my hand or you'll never see me again
00:46:55Even though look for this to see her out
00:46:59It's not that exciting first time a girl that sex
00:47:04I should talk the fuck out of me until 7 in the morning. I didn't know what I was doing. Thanks have changed
00:47:14I was only 16. She was like 30 or something. We both got what we wanted and that's that
00:47:24How did your parents react
00:47:29My dad says he can't control you I love
00:47:33I was one of them to love each other
00:48:03You
00:48:33You
00:49:03You
00:49:33Oh
00:50:03Oh
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00:51:03Oh
00:51:33Oh
00:52:03Oh
00:52:33I can't breathe
00:53:04I
00:53:13You're so pretty
00:53:15I
00:53:32Want you to stay
00:53:38I could eat blueberry pancakes at every meal. I'll go get some
00:53:42I'm going to starve to death in your
00:53:50I'm gonna build a fortress. I'll visit you
00:53:57I'm memorizing every part of you. I
00:54:01Don't want to think about my life the outside
00:54:06Have you ever tried to count how many breaths you take in a minute?
00:54:11I tried I stopped breathing takes your breath away. I
00:54:17Don't like advice
00:54:20Will you drive me home
00:54:25I'm gonna get us lost
00:54:41I
00:54:46Love this house. I know you do
00:54:54Look that's my favorite tree
00:54:58Where there I don't see it
00:55:03Right there
00:55:06That's that lonely looking thing
00:55:09My baby needs to be cut down. I can bring my chainsaw before you
00:55:14Don't you dare?
00:55:16Don't ever fucking do that again
00:55:19You're supposed to be frisky
00:55:24Kidding frisky
00:55:35I
00:55:42Gonna go in now
00:55:44Hit me what?
00:55:47Do it again. I'll do back
00:55:50He wouldn't
00:56:05It hurt do it
00:56:35I
00:56:46Want to see you tomorrow, I can't
00:56:51I'll be home tomorrow morning. I can't see you again
00:57:02Hi
00:57:05It's me. Maybe you're sleeping already. I called you over to let you know my golf game got rained out. I'm coming home
00:57:14Wait for a cab. I'll see you soon. Don't get me going
00:57:36I
00:57:43Get out and play with me
00:58:05I
00:58:35I
00:59:05I
00:59:35I
01:00:06I want to show you
01:00:18I can't
01:00:35I
01:01:05I
01:01:35I
01:02:05I
01:02:35Fuck
01:03:05I
01:03:32You didn't even see me
01:03:35Standing there you just
01:03:38You were gone
01:03:43She's a woman that doesn't matter
01:04:06I
01:04:09Tell me what I need to do to fix this to put his back on track
01:04:16But you're a lesbian
01:04:19You've known me for six almost seven years
01:04:22Yeah, I thought I did I
01:04:24Still love you. Nothing has changed between us. I saw it with my own eyes Jasmine. I
01:04:32Can't lose you
01:04:36And it
01:04:38It's over no, I want you to end it in person you'll never see me again
01:04:43Can I can I shower? I'll go before work. I'm a mess right now. You want to look good for her
01:04:50Come on let's go
01:04:55We'll do it
01:05:05You
01:05:35I'm so sorry. I left you I had to run after him
01:06:06I
01:06:13Was waiting outside boy
01:06:27I need to end this
01:06:35I
01:06:53Don't want to you have to
01:07:05I should not be in this position
01:07:16I wanted it. I still do
01:07:33I don't want you like this
01:07:35I
01:07:50Because he can't be in something
01:07:56Jasmine
01:08:02What kind of something this be huh
01:08:05I
01:08:09You're wearing an engagement ring that someone else gave
01:08:35You
01:09:05I
01:09:35You
01:09:53Drop me at work
01:10:05I
01:10:11Hey, you okay
01:10:25Yeah
01:10:35I
01:10:57Thank you, there you go
01:11:05You
01:11:35You
01:12:05You
01:12:27Wow
01:12:35You
01:12:58Why were you never like that with me
01:13:05You
01:13:20Can you try to
01:13:35You
01:13:56What's the point to what I love
01:14:01I
01:14:04Doesn't
01:14:08Jasmine
01:14:11She's straight
01:14:15You don't know does that mean you're gonna lay up does me for that
01:14:21Come on what
01:14:27Where are you going?
01:14:32Oh, give me money tell me I'm y'all sweetest honey
01:14:39Smiley to me
01:15:01Oh
01:15:14Your son
01:15:31Just talking about it. I'm here. I am two bourbons on MJ. She might be upstairs. She knows I'm calling I text
01:15:56Here should be happy
01:16:01I
01:16:31You
01:16:52Where have you been
01:16:56I'm so nothing
01:16:58Oh
01:17:07Does that mean
01:17:28Oh
01:17:50Hey, you know for the boss right here
01:17:58Thank you
01:18:01No free ride the kid no free shows pervert you got some fucking balls
01:18:12We will dance on our way to heaven
01:18:23Fall down
01:18:26Standing up is boring
01:18:31You say
01:18:41You say
01:18:56I see
01:19:11On our way to heaven
01:19:16On our way to heaven
01:19:21On our way to heaven
01:19:25I
01:19:55I
01:20:11Don't get here and you haven't told me yet
01:20:25I
01:20:42I'm toxic for you because I don't love you the way you love me
01:20:55Sorry
01:21:25I
01:21:29Can I come in
01:21:55I'm so sorry for what I did. I know you are baby
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01:26:19How was your day I
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01:26:23Told some of my friends at work about you
01:26:27What did you tell them
01:26:32Everything