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00:00This may be a first for the first time ever this combination a cutting-edge
00:05show live
00:09Featuring now, of course agent Christian and Seth Rollins
00:19Magic Christian
00:21Our guest host here tonight on Monday Night Raw set for the cutting-edge Pete show
00:28I think they put together a great raw here tonight. I
00:32Agree with you. It's been a great raw
00:36You uh, you smell something I do
00:43It's this show
00:45It totally reeks of awesomeness
00:50That's right, welcome to the first ever edition of the cutting-edge peep show
00:56And our guest tonight goes by many names. Yes, the architect
01:02Mr. Money in the Bank the future of the WWE
01:07General Zod 2000
01:10the walking pile of suck
01:13That's good. Ladies and gentlemen without further ado our guest tonight
01:18Seth
01:20Rollins
01:25Seth Rollins
01:30Well, apparently it's not going to just be Seth Rollins guys that we've heard from Rollins throughout the night
01:35Not only is he going to invite John Cena?
01:38But also Brock Lesnar for a New Year's toast. Of course, then you knew you'd have J&J security in tow
01:45Somebody's got to carry the champagne
01:49They really are gophers
01:52I
01:54Spent the champagne game. She a jubilant Seth Rollins after what a big show did a Roman Reigns earlier tonight
02:03Then says here
02:05So wants to give everybody a toast
02:13What you expect of the future of the WWE
02:21Oh
02:30Let's take a seat, let's enjoy
02:40You're uh, you're pretty chipper yes, I mean
02:44What's with the the champagne here you and the the geek squad celebrating getting your computers fixed?
02:52Oh
02:53guys
02:54that's not very nice, okay and
02:58Before we even get started. I want to come on here and tell you what an honor
03:03It truly is for me to be out here on the first ever
03:07edition of the
03:09cutting-edge peep show
03:11Rolls off the tongue. I mean, yeah, it's great, right and
03:15This is really special for me because you guys are like heroes to me growing up, you know
03:21I mean those incredible matches you had with the Hardy's and the Dudley's tables ladders and chairs
03:27I mean you guys pioneered a generation
03:31If it wasn't for you guys, I may not even be in this ring here today. You're heroes of mine
03:39You know what man I appreciate you saying that
03:43But I don't necessarily believe it. It seems kind of condescending
03:51Yeah, it's actually it's kind of lame to be honest with you what you calling guys
03:57Condescending you guys are way too cynical and I mean I get it. It's the end of the year. It's the holiday season
04:05It's kind of a time for
04:07introspection and reflection and I mean while we're doing that
04:12Who's had a better year than Seth Rollins? I mean I engineered the rise of the shield. I
04:19Mastermind the destruction of the shield hell I won money in the bank. I
04:26Became the new standard-bearer of the WWE and to top it all off. I'm
04:33Worldly recognized is the absolute future of sports entertainment
04:38So really guys who's had a better year than Seth Rollins?
04:49Oh
04:51Wait, and I want to slam me for that very chant right there, too. Thank you very much
04:56Okay. Well, I'm gonna take a stab in the dark and say Cena
05:01Dolph Ziggler
05:02Sting Daniel Bryan the doctor of style slick. He was a jive soul, bro. Always lying to his friends
05:14Hey
05:15Look that's that's not why I came out here
05:19Anyway, I didn't come out here to reflect on all of my accomplishments. Actually. I wanted to take this time to
05:26reflect on the past month and how
05:30Difficult it has been for me since Survivor Series
05:36I've been focusing on the negative
05:39I've been I've been a party pooper. I've been a party pooper guys and and hey
05:45I don't want to be that guy
05:47anymore
05:49No
05:502015 that Seth Rollins is
05:54gone
05:59I want to have this celebration
06:04For a new Seth Rollins, but we can't do that. We can't do that until I bring out somebody
06:10Somebody who also sees the value in personal evaluation at the end of the year
06:16I would really like to take this time to bring to the party my good friend
06:22the big show
06:24We
06:36Stupid funny buddy as of late. I love party
06:40So in the big show to the Roman Reigns earlier tonight
06:44Dragging out of the ring and brought over the announce table dumping all the equipment on top of it
06:54Oh
06:57Seth knows how to throw a party. He also knows how to surround himself with people that can help him
07:04And that why you named him the architect
07:08Architects
07:17Ladies and gentlemen the big show
07:25New
07:28Year new us right big man
07:32Look there's one
07:35One other guy that I want to bring out here
07:39to join us in this toast the man who has
07:43Really made me see the error in my ways
07:48Guys let me introduce you
07:51John Cena
07:54John
08:03Let's try it try it again ladies and gentlemen, Washington DC give it up for John Cena
08:12You know, why should John Cena come out here just because Seth wants to invite to a party you're supposed to show up King
08:24What I tell you man
08:27He's just he's trying to do what we did but failing miserably because he's not he doesn't have any charisma. I
08:35Don't need to be you because I am better than you
08:43All right, you know what you couldn't be better than me even if you had a live sex celebration with a big goiter here
08:55All
08:58Right, all right, let me just lay it down right here
09:03John I'll be honest with you. I didn't I
09:06Didn't want to bring you out here tonight to propose a toast to 2015. No, John. I
09:13wanted you to come out here tonight because I
09:17want
09:18something from you
09:24So
09:28Get out here John
09:32Get out here John
09:41John I didn't want it to come to this
09:45but if you're not gonna come out here, then you are forcing my hand and
09:53In turn John you leave me no choice, but to force yours
10:17Get out of there and get out of it now
10:22Get out of there
10:32Get out of there
10:38No, no, it's neck it's got a broken neck
10:45No, no, no
10:48I
10:51Thought this was somebody you respected
10:54Get out of your job if you got any guts if you're half the man
10:58Did you say you were you'll get out here and save me from paralyzing him? I'll do it John. Come on
11:07Come on, John
11:13You don't think I got the guts do you John
11:18You stop right there
11:21Not another move John
11:24You know what it is. I want from you if you don't give it to me. I
11:31Will break his neck
11:43Don't do it John
11:48Don't even take the chance John if you care about this man as much as you say you do
11:57You're gonna stay right there John. Don't hey, hey, hey, hey
12:03Come on, John
12:05Take a step back. Take a step back. Damn it
12:09You forget John
12:12This is a husband here
12:17This is a father John
12:21He's got a little kid at home
12:24And if you want him to ever be able to play with that child
12:30And hold it in his hands ever again
12:33You're gonna give me
12:35What I want John
12:41You're gonna give me
12:43What I want John I
12:46Already back. I will snap his neck
12:51Exactly what Seth wants
12:57Cena's the only one that can do it. No. No, no. No. No. Hey if you don't believe me John
13:03Test the waters. I mean you're mr. Hustle
13:07loyalty and
13:08Respect right you grant wishes
13:11Year-round. Well, I guess guess what? I I bet I bet poor edge here
13:17He was wishing you would come save him right now. I
13:22Bet he is wishing
13:24Praying to whatever God he believes in that you would save him from what I'm about to do to him
13:32John, who are you today?
13:34Who are you really John are you the phony that I've been calling out for months or are you the real deal John?
13:52Bring the authority back
14:05Bring them back John or I swear I will paralyze this man
14:11And it will be on your conscience for the rest of your stinking life
14:19So whatever that is worth to you
14:24That's your decision
14:28Come on John test me I dare you test me I dare you
14:35Don't take another step bring the authority back or I'll break his neck. I swear to God John I swear to God
14:44You made my life hell since Survivor Series I
14:48Will take no shame. I will find no guilt in doing this
14:52I will make your life filled with regret for the rest of it any kid that you ever have
14:57Will not be proud of their father and this man won't be able to hold his kid in his hands ever again
15:04stop
15:13What did you just say?
15:14What did you just say?
15:17Hey
15:18Hey, Jamie get a mic get a mic take a mic out to him
15:21I want the whole world to hear this I want the whole world to hear this
15:25Say it again John say it again
15:30Say it again John
15:35I
15:40Bring back the authority
15:43What did you just say what did you just say I said I bring back the authority
15:54That's what I'm talking about the authority is back
16:05What a way to end the year ladies and gentlemen
16:08Thank you, John
16:10Thank you
16:12But Dan you got to know me better than that. I'm gonna kill him anyway
16:16What oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's Zeta
16:23I'll see you try to fight back
16:26JJ security
16:28I'll take that Rollins again
16:32See it I had no choice, but now big show get out of there
16:35Too many
16:55Seth Rollins Seth Rollins
17:06We did it baby
17:18It's the authority back
17:21Curve-stomps John Cena
17:23He had no choice. Oh absolutely none
17:26Seth Rollins is gonna break at his neck Cena had no choice
17:29But to do the right thing to the problem now is the authority is back in power
17:35Oh
17:46What is this gonna be in a 2015
17:50Things are back to normal. It means excitement
17:54It means trouble
17:56It means chaos
17:59It means somebody's gonna get back
18:05I cannot wait till next week, all hell is gonna break loose.
18:10And you two bad-mouthing the authority, what do you have to say for yourself?
18:14You bunch of rah-rah cheerleaders.
18:16Happy New Year, everybody.
18:18The authority is back.
18:20Now Brock Lesnar, the WWE World Heavyweight Champion.
18:27His advocate, Paul Heyman.
18:32Again, a handshake with Rollins.
18:37Yeah, congratulating Rollins on a job well done.
18:40In his eyes.
18:41Remember Rollins saying that he was gonna manipulate things until he got what he wanted.
18:47And that was the authority back.
18:49He put Cena through hell and he did that tonight.
18:51The year ended on a high note.
18:53I am so excited, I cannot wait.
18:56What a way to end the year.
18:58This is awesome.
19:01The Greatest Day.
19:06It's happening already.
19:08The greatest return in WWE's history.
19:13The authority, they're here.
19:16Sweet day, sweet day.
19:21The greatest power couple in the world is back in charge.
19:26What a way to end the year.
19:34This may turn out to be the darkest day in the history of the WWE.
19:40Happy New Year, everybody.
19:42Oh, man.
19:45That tastes so good.
19:50The greatest Christmas present the WWE could have ever gotten.
19:55The authority is back.
19:58Happy New Year.