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00:00Little Drac, Little Drac, Little Drac, Little Drac, Little Drac, Little Drac, Little Drac,
00:20Little Drac, Little Drac, Little Drac.
00:50Oh
01:20I found a sponsor. Here's a super-spicy pizza.
01:23Oh, pizzas are great when they make your mouth water.
01:31What a terrifying creature!
01:33What's so terrifying about this rotten hippo?
01:35Even though he has sausages sticking out of his neck.
01:37It's not surprising that daddy is a stinger.
01:40My poor little wolf has just had a hard night.
01:43This year, the villagers' costs are so high
01:46that your poor daddy doesn't know where to plant his canines.
01:49Bof! The master doesn't miss much.
01:52Bear kisses are good for your mouth.
01:57You first expel people from their homes.
01:59You get your building permit.
02:01And without paying a penny, the case is in the bag.
02:06Oh dear, this is scary.
02:10By the way, Igor, even though you're completely stingy,
02:13I admit that you set up the new TV set really well.
02:17We can have the end of the best show on the monsters.
02:21Daddy, wake up and change the channel.
02:24It's time for Roseanne.
02:27My favorite little show.
02:29Thank you, son.
02:38Darling, what if you took me to see a football match
02:42when I finished eating this little alligator?
02:48I feel like I'm going to throw up.
02:53And now, an important announcement of the Roseanne show.
02:57My friends, I have bad news for you.
03:01Bad news first.
03:03After ten good years, Little Lance,
03:05who, as you know, played the role of my son,
03:08is now too old.
03:10His kids are growing up too fast.
03:12Isn't that right, Little Lance?
03:14Poor little Roseanne.
03:16She doesn't know how it feels to have a ten-year-old kid
03:19who was at her third wedding and was a little too old.
03:23So, the good news is that we're going to select a little boy
03:27to replace Little Lance.
03:29A little boy with class.
03:33The show starts tomorrow.
03:35Good luck, kids.
03:37Say goodbye, Little Lance.
03:40Goodbye, Little Lance.
03:47Did you hear that, Little Lance?
03:49It's true.
03:51Little Lance's kids are growing up too fast.
03:54Oh, really?
03:56Darling, admit it, you tasted my mother's sauce again.
03:59But you don't understand.
04:01Actors' kids are growing up
04:04while we have to wait a hundred years for our vampire reject
04:07to lose his first tooth.
04:09But he's going to be perfect in the kid's role
04:11for Roseanne's show.
04:14In the kid's role?
04:16My son, a kid from the showbiz?
04:18Never! I'd rather die.
04:20Yes, Mom.
04:22As far as I'm concerned, I strongly refuse.
04:24No way.
04:25Darling, our son is right.
04:27A monster must do the law from time to time.
04:29As the head of the Dracula family,
04:31I forbid you to make our son a niggle
04:33who gets agitated and does sluggish things,
04:35so to speak, Count Dracula.
04:38What did you say, darling?
04:41Who? Me, darling?
04:44I was just...
04:46Well, you know...
04:48Nothing at all.
04:49Very well.
04:50Come on, Little Drac.
04:52You too, Igor.
04:53We have to hurry.
04:55She's a snitch, isn't she?
04:57When she starts being evil.
04:59Igor, do you know how to get to the United States for this audition?
05:03Me?
05:04Take the bus route to the center of the Earth.
05:07And when you come across a big bag of toxic gas,
05:10know that you have arrived in Los Angeles.
05:12Wait.
05:13Mom, Dad, my vampire instinct tells me
05:16that this is a completely lousy idea.
05:18Goodbye, my dear beloved little canines.
05:22The victim.
05:24Come on.
05:26Wait.
05:27I refuse to fall for this story.
05:29I don't want to go there at all.
05:33Cough, cough, cough.
05:37Perfect.
05:38Little Drac has freed the floor.
05:40And so I, Goose Die,
05:42I'm going to implement the most ingenious plan I've ever imagined.
05:45Excuse my ignorance,
05:47oh, powerful evil vegetable.
05:49But what exactly is this ingenious plan?
05:52Oh, yes, boss.
05:53Why are we carrying this smelly barrel everywhere with us?
05:57Shut up, you idiot.
05:59This barrel of instant vermin will help us.
06:01It will help us, the evil ones, to exterminate the vampires.
06:05Once we have infested the castle with these beasts,
06:08the Dracula family will leave the place terrified.
06:14How stupid it is that we all hit each other
06:16and that he's the one who gets a big complaint.
06:24Oh, Professor Newton.
06:25I'm sure that in this role,
06:27I'm going to remind the audience of things.
06:30Victim raised.
06:41Look, we did it.
06:47Finally.
06:48Oh, the sublime capital of the universe.
06:50Wow.
06:51Holy world.
07:00Yes, one second, Puppet.
07:02Are you here for the audition of the Adam family?
07:05Tell me, Puppet,
07:06you're really dressed up like the ace of spades.
07:08Mr. Cliché,
07:09we are here for my son,
07:11who is a brilliant actor,
07:13to pass an audition for the show.
07:15Sorry, my hen,
07:16it's impossible to pass a valid audition.
07:19First, you have to give me a video of your moustache,
07:22see what it's worth in the image.
07:23You mean a test in the image?
07:25You understood everything, my great.
07:27But who do you think you are with your accent,
07:29Arnold Schwarzenegger?
07:32I'm not even talking to you about your color.
07:34I'll be frank with you,
07:35you're not really what we're looking for for Roseanne.
07:37But maybe an ad for acne cream.
07:40How dare you?
07:41My son doesn't do advertising,
07:43even less for acne cream anyway.
07:46I mean,
07:47he wants to replace Roseanne's son.
07:50Yes, yes.
07:51Well, in that case,
07:52call me back in a week,
07:53and have him do a test.
07:54I'm busy, understand?
07:56Oh yes, send me the tape.
07:58No need to bother,
07:59we'll get back to you.
08:01Come, my son.
08:02We've had enough of these primitive humans.
08:04Let's take care of your test in the image.
08:06He said you could be the next Arnold Schwarzenegger.
08:11And you can imagine,
08:12you'll be the first little vampire boy in history
08:15to bite your victims of any age live.
08:19But Mom, I don't think he meant to...
08:29Oh,
08:30there's nothing like a good bath
08:32in a disgusting vase
08:33to feel beautiful and dead again.
08:38What's going on?
08:39This can't be the pipe.
08:40I had it repaired 6,000 years ago.
08:45Andy,
08:46look,
08:47something's stuck in the pipes.
08:51Wow,
08:52the wave is high.
08:53What's going on?
08:54I don't know,
08:55but I think I'm going to die.
08:57Wow,
08:58the wave is high.
09:02Andy,
09:03it's a Californian surfer.
09:05Hurry,
09:06get rid of this vermin.
09:08Go back,
09:09in there.
09:10Terrible,
09:11harmful.
09:13Come on,
09:14push,
09:15push.
09:16We have to get rid of these harmful creatures
09:18before they invade the castle.
09:20It works.
09:21Soon,
09:22the castle will be invaded by these abominable creatures.
09:25Dracula will not escape.
09:32Try,
09:33one,
09:34two,
09:35three.
09:36Hurry up.
09:37We're going to rehearse the real test.
09:39Igor,
09:40where's Little Drac?
09:42He's still rehearsing with Sackboss.
09:44And according to what I saw in the young master,
09:47Geoffrey is a real star.
09:51It's going to be a real date.
09:54Sackboss,
09:55and how do you want me to get there
09:57in this stupid costume?
10:00Concentrate,
10:01concentrate,
10:02you just have to say,
10:03I'll be back.
10:04It's not complicated,
10:05even a moron can do it.
10:07Come on,
10:08try again,
10:09again,
10:10again.
10:11Very good.
10:12I'll be back,
10:13it's easy,
10:14even a moron can do it.
10:16Try again,
10:17again,
10:18again.
10:19No,
10:20no,
10:21no,
10:22I'll be back,
10:23I'll be back,
10:24you're bad,
10:25very bad.
10:28Very,
10:29very,
10:30very,
10:31very,
10:32very,
10:33very,
10:34very,
10:35very,
10:36very,
10:37very bad.
10:38Little Drac,
10:39you're my friend,
10:40so if I may,
10:41as an actor,
10:42you're a real hero.
10:43But let me take the lead at the end!
10:46My mother came up with the idea of the masquerade,
10:49And I just want to be a little vampire like the others.
10:52So let's drop this thing.
10:55And let's go, let's scare the tourists.
10:58Unless our dear little dracoon is afraid to be scolded by his mother.
11:03Wow, you're laughing. Wait, you'll see.
11:08Let's go to the terror, my friend.
11:20What did you want to say, my dear?
11:25Nothing, mom.
11:26Ah, when you've become a big star, you'll come to thank me for my son.
11:34Let's see, is everyone ready?
11:36Let's repeat the Little Drac sequence right away.
11:39I want to be very proud of you all, understood?
11:42This is strange.
11:44The castle should be completely surrounded now.
11:47And instead of running away at full speed,
11:49they're building one of those stupid rooms we see on TV.
11:53The surfers we introduced must be stuck in the pipes.
11:57We have to slip underground to open the main duct.
12:01But how are we going to penetrate the powerful aroma of the Bolognese sauce?
12:07I have a deliciously demonic idea.
12:12Ahem.
12:14Remy, you fool, you little sunshine, you beach worm.
12:18Do you think I'm going to let you invade the castle of the great dracula?
12:22It's time to use the great means.
12:28No, mom, I don't want to continue.
12:30This damn acting job gives me migraines.
12:33And wait, Tickly, I'm a vampire, so I'm better off here in the village.
12:37Oh, my dear, take a look at the beautiful scenery we built especially for you and your test.
12:46Whoa!
12:57Oh!
13:04Hi, buddy, little buddy.
13:07Hi, if we could find partners to party.
13:10Oh, two surfers.
13:13No, not that.
13:15These two awful nuisances are going to spoil the movie.
13:18My son will never be a great world star.
13:21That's well done, buddies.
13:26Oh, my wolf.
13:28What's happening to our very dear and horrible house?
13:31I don't know how these nuisances managed to get into our pipes.
13:36So we cancel all the tests?
13:38No way, my cutie.
13:40And you're also going to taste the classic repertoire, aren't you?
13:43Don't worry, honey, I know exactly how to get rid of these nuisances.
13:47But, dad, you know very well that you don't know anything about them.
13:50And that's precisely why I called on real pros.
13:54Oh, my word, just in time.
13:57We'll believe we're in a cartoon.
14:00You're on time, gentlemen.
14:02Don't worry, sir.
14:04We're going to clean your house thoroughly.
14:11These nuisances are so funny.
14:15My back is freezing.
14:19Let's go home, my buddy.
14:23All for nothing.
14:33Just look at this.
14:35I can't stand it any longer.
14:37I can't take it anymore, I can't take it anymore, it's awful!
14:41If I was a paradox, I would start to believe that there are evil people who want to kick me out of my castle!
14:47But no one would dare to do such an awful thing to the great Dracula!
14:55Yes, you really have to be a paradox!
15:08It's a pleasure to see people who like their job.
15:11Well, follow me, I'll show you where it all started.
15:17Andy, these guys don't look clear to me.
15:20I'm going to keep an eye on them, it's Laskar.
15:27Ah, here's my big one.
15:29We can make Little Drake, the greatest actor in the history of cinema,
15:34the greatest actor in the history of cinema,
15:36the greatest actor in the history of cinema,
15:38the most important actor in the history of cinema,
15:40the greatest actor in the history of cinema...
15:43The greatest actor in the history of cinema...
15:48Sire!
15:52I think we're being watched too much.
15:56They entered from there.
15:58At first, it was just a handle.
16:00Then it started to get stuck everywhere and it was awful.
16:02I see.
16:04Dear producers of Oliverde,
16:06we offer you an extraordinary show,
16:09performed by vampires who want to pierce the showbiz.
16:13Something that looks like Rocky Horror Show,
16:16but without the ton of makeup and the creepy little underwears.
16:19And now, ladies and gentlemen,
16:21we are approaching the fateful hour.
16:24Indeed, the watch of my appendix says that it is high time to satisfy you.
16:30Here is the number you've all been waiting for,
16:33the little green vampire who will remind you of Schwarzenegger himself,
16:37Jean Suissé.
16:39And we applaud the young master who appears here for the very first time.
16:43I named him...
16:45Little Brett.
16:49But get a grip, my blood.
16:51It's time to get your text out.
16:53But I forgot this damn first line.
16:56I'd rather be without a whip and my skates than in this thick-haired world.
17:00But shut up and repeat after me.
17:03I'll be back.
17:05All right, all right.
17:07But it's all blessed at the end.
17:11Hasta la pasta, doll.
17:14Not la pasta, I meant vista.
17:16No, no, no, no, no, no.
17:26So it's this valve here that feeds the bath.
17:29Very well, we will solve the problem.
17:34As soon as this valve is opened,
17:37all the vermin that is still stuck in the pipes
17:40will come out with irreparable damage.
17:43We are ready for victory.
17:47Grrr...
17:49Grrr...
17:51Grrr...
17:53In the name of the dog, they put their heart into the work.
17:56Oh, dear master, we made it.
17:59They gave him a bath.
18:02Grrr...
18:07No, no, it's not possible.
18:10Yes, yes, it's possible.
18:14Grrr...
18:16Grrr...
18:18Grrr...
18:20Grrr...
18:22Grrr...
18:24They are celebrating at the beach.
18:26They are investing in my castle.
18:28Come on.
18:30That's what you call infections.
18:32You are incapable.
18:33As soon as I can make a phone call,
18:35I'll call Ralph Nader to the rescue.
18:37Grrr...
18:39Grrr...
18:42The deathliest vegetable.
18:46Indeed, Count Dracula.
18:48And now, I have completely destroyed your castle.
19:05Or to sell my wennn to fight against Toro's Ocean.
19:10Or to cut down trees to use against... against what?
19:15An ocean, you stupid creature! An ocean! An ocean!
19:20Against an ocean, you stupid creature! An ocean! An ocean!
19:26Help! The zombies won't let us swim!
19:40Hmm!
19:41Ah!
19:44Oh, no!
19:48Please! We are drowning!
19:51With pleasure!
19:53I will ease your suffering, vampire!
19:56You are at my mercy!
19:59No, not a rifle! We'll all die!
20:02Exactly!
20:04So, to Ovid's zone!
20:07Count Dracula!
20:10Little Drac, go to the wave!
20:13Let him go!
20:15Oh, no!
20:17Get ready!
20:19Wave!
20:21Go for a ride in the earth, Vermin!
20:24Rayo!
20:37Oh!
20:39Oh!
20:42There you go, Mom and Dad! I hope everyone's fine!
20:46My son! You saved the whole family!
20:50But I'm afraid your taste in death will be revealed!
20:53I'm sorry, my son! I'm a mother of a mean actor!
20:58Mom, I know you did your best!
21:00But all I want is to be a normal and vicious little vampire!
21:04Vicious? Your TV shows suck!
21:07Oh, my little doll!
21:10I've seen all your Hollywood shows!
21:13This kid is amazing!
21:15I want him in Roseanne's show!
21:18I'm sorry, but we've changed our minds.
21:21I want my dear son to stay here in his horrible home.
21:25Your son? But I'm not talking about him!
21:28I'm talking about the one with talent! Him!
21:32Oh!
21:34You're talking about...
21:36Oh, my son!
21:38No need to hide it! Trust me!
21:42I can feel the success!
21:44Unless it's you!
21:46But young master, he's talking about my zombie!
21:50Don't worry! It won't come back to bite you!
21:54I'll be right back!
22:01THE END