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00:00:00Oh, no
00:00:04My saliva is telling me something's about to kick in
00:00:10Beta Alanine
00:00:14You're close
00:00:18Yep
00:00:20Did you 11 or Vulcan I like I know Vulcan most of the time will have higher frames
00:00:27I just did 11. I just out of habit
00:00:30Yeah
00:00:31Well Vulcan is actually amazing. Like I said, that's why doom
00:00:372016 runs like butter, dude
00:00:41Yeah, I'm gonna start as well. Yep
00:00:43Did you 11 or Vulcan? I like I know Vulcan most of the time will have higher frames
00:00:51Oh, what the fuck was that
00:00:57What just happened
00:01:00What kicked me did it kick me out what the fuck there was a loud beep
00:01:07It but my game's still going with
00:01:12What was that
00:01:16I don't see anything down here
00:01:20I'm going to load it and wait. Yeah, is that okay? Yeah, that was like painfully loud
00:01:27And it kicked me to the desktop. What the heck?
00:01:33Yeah, dude
00:01:50It's a painful flush. Is that really how loud it is?
00:02:02I'm gonna open it up on my phone and see what the stream sounds like. Okay. All right
00:02:13Twitch
00:02:20I
00:02:29Guess the bar looks so low talk. Hello. That's a lot
00:02:42So, let's see is sound on
00:02:51Okay, come on let me hear you hello
00:03:01I think I got turn my game volume up, but I don't I'm worried
00:03:20I think
00:03:28Okay, can I hear it now?
00:03:37We're gonna try to roll with it
00:03:43God I hate that windows hook the hardest
00:03:51Crap and now I gotta redo all this. I
00:03:57Don't really want music that loud though
00:04:06It's all trial and error though, you know what I mean? Yep
00:04:11Yeah, I'm waiting for you to accept the join invitation. I accept this I could take your character back
00:04:21Did you just you just challenged me on the beach
00:04:45I'm here. I can't see you. Am I in front of you now?
00:04:51How are you?
00:04:53what I
00:04:54Can't see your uh
00:04:57What do you mean
00:05:00I was trying to assign you a character. I didn't realize you were in already. Oh
00:05:08Scimitar
00:05:15Nothing really of worth, okay
00:05:17Yeah
00:05:21What don't kill me don't dance
00:05:29You were dancing I was
00:05:35Don't crisp me up. I will die. Is it does right-click cancel it? Yeah, okay
00:05:41Yeah, all right, are you just about ready? Yeah. All right. Let me start the recording
00:05:53All right, I'm ready
00:05:57If it sucks, yeah the desktop audio just looks so low
00:06:01Let me just do one more listen that is pissing me off, dude
00:06:15Well, that's loud that makes
00:06:20No, that's good
00:06:32You know
00:06:38We're just gonna roll with it and I'll just check it after and if it's bored it's bored, you know what I mean
00:06:45We'll just roll with it
00:06:47F&A let's go. Let's go cotton
00:06:55Let's let's look at loot next time when we have more time
00:07:01I
00:07:04Figured out how to throw my fire spot. Sorry cuz I can produce in my hand as a separate action. I have
00:07:13All right
00:07:20Damn she fine. Damn it. She comes to my quail loots
00:07:24You
00:07:30Walker
00:07:55I
00:07:57Don't recognize this place
00:07:59But anything's an improvement on where we just came from
00:08:03First things first, we need supplies shelter and most of all a healer
00:08:08We might have escaped but we still have these little monsters in our heads a blue healer
00:08:16We need each other and we both know what's at stake something a better company
00:08:25I
00:08:27Think just before we go. Hmm. I wanted to thank you again for freeing me
00:08:34How are you gonna thank us? It would have been all too easy for you to run right past my pod
00:08:38But you didn't
00:08:43Okay
00:08:44You know on Chris's campaign
00:08:46I cannot wait to just be like this and just strike down
00:08:51Even though I won't be as tough on his campaign. I think I'm like four feet tall
00:08:59Like as my secondary, can you just do it?
00:09:05Yeah, you do it I guess I'll take the next person
00:09:09I'm not really a big fan of hers. She looks like a bitch
00:09:16I
00:09:21Man
00:09:31That sneak is so good
00:09:34Hmm
00:09:40Wait, can I do that? All right, what's disengaged there was just
00:09:48Okay
00:09:55Can I dip the sword in her pussy no, yeah, or it's an axe. Sorry
00:10:03Did you level her yet? Yep, just got done. All right. How do I stop walking like
00:10:13Okay, you were right, yep
00:10:19You look like Gollum dude
00:10:27All right one bottle of water
00:10:34Oh
00:10:40So if you wanted to you could do
00:10:47That was my gold
00:10:53Probably a butt plug. Yep
00:10:58You shove the fish up there then the bottle up there
00:11:03We have some more brains right here, okay, and they ran
00:11:08That's fine. We don't need to go back on this ship. I want to it be XP. Yes
00:11:17Oh
00:11:18Jesus does yeah, that scared me when I got burned some in fire
00:11:33No way, they're that strong what
00:11:46I missed I don't want to be in fire anymore
00:11:56Also, you gotta watch the f-word
00:12:00YouTube's too big of the itches
00:12:03Oh
00:12:25That was easy
00:12:29Yeah, I'm gonna go here so I'm not right in the front line
00:12:34But you are the front line
00:12:37Yeah
00:12:41Okay
00:12:58At least you won't be able to attack
00:13:03What is my guy's issue
00:13:09That didn't kill it
00:13:15Would shoving it
00:13:20But no damage yeah, okay
00:13:24Go team. We're the best can we move?
00:13:34Get closer
00:13:42Can we loot wait wait wait
00:13:45Dip sword or thing? Oh, I can't do it in this but it's mysterious goo. I
00:13:52Was that not a difficult surface?
00:13:56He dude this no woman had a watermelon and a rapier and a dagger look at this stuff
00:14:03I want you to take this
00:14:07He had some good yeah, just take it for now
00:14:20What just blew up I
00:14:26Looked away and walked in fire again
00:14:29I
00:14:33Didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't
00:14:43Wait, I can just chill in the chair
00:14:48Dude our playthrough is so messed up. I'm out of here
00:14:55No, no you might need to
00:14:59What's the ancient circle thing?
00:15:12Is it a waypoint thing?
00:15:15I don't know.
00:15:16Is that quick travel?
00:15:20I'm guessing so.
00:15:21Yep, it is.
00:15:22Alright, are you ready to bust this ancient door down?
00:15:26Uh, sure.
00:15:29Okay well, it's locked and I'm too weak.
00:15:34Geez, what am I good for?
00:15:41Don't let me forget I have four potions.
00:15:44So do I.
00:15:47Ew, are you looting all these bodies?
00:16:05Yeah, most of them, yes.
00:16:10Okay.
00:16:11And now aren't we back to where we just were?
00:16:15Um, yeah, I guess we might have to go in there.
00:16:21In where?
00:16:22Wait, um, where do we go?
00:16:23Oh, I can only go so far.
00:16:24Do we go north, maybe?
00:16:25No, that's where the door is.
00:16:26So...
00:16:27Go in here, there's nothing.
00:16:28Yeah, we can go further in the ship if we head west.
00:16:51You're sure?
00:16:52According to the camera angle, yeah.
00:16:58I wonder what the point of going in the ship is.
00:17:01We'll go through it, apparently.
00:17:05Uh...
00:17:06Ooh, you can have that.
00:17:10Potion of Speed.
00:17:12What, you think I'm on the spectrum?
00:17:15Um, you could be.
00:17:18There's another one of those sigils over here to the north.
00:17:23I'm gonna hurt myself.
00:17:27Oh, a Mind Flayer.
00:17:30Uh-oh.
00:17:31He's chilling under rubble.
00:17:34He's dying.
00:17:36We can talk to him.
00:17:37I think I remember this.
00:17:38You wanna talk to him or me?
00:17:39You can.
00:17:40I can jump in your conversation, I don't care.
00:17:43Alright, give me a moment though.
00:17:51You approached the dying monster.
00:17:54This is the thing that abducted you.
00:17:56You could end its life here and now.
00:17:58If only you didn't feel compassion.
00:18:02Turned on.
00:18:03Compassion.
00:18:04Is he doing that to us?
00:18:07Yes, you feel hate.
00:18:10And you deserve to be punished for it.
00:18:13You should be whipped, made to bow before this creature in shame.
00:18:18Wow.
00:18:19It's possessing your mind.
00:18:22Forcing you to love it.
00:18:25But then the feeling slips.
00:18:28The creature's mind seems to focus elsewhere.
00:18:36Dude, I would have just cut its head off.
00:18:38I can't wait for Chris's playthrough.
00:18:41Dude, I need it.
00:18:43I need the fusses.
00:18:45Your mind spews.
00:18:49Lusting for something that is gone.
00:18:52But then its grip claws back with a vengeance.
00:18:56A vice locking your mind into obedience.
00:19:00It needs sustenance to survive.
00:19:03And with your very body, you can provide.
00:19:07Oh, okay.
00:19:09Oh, wait, wait.
00:19:10Whoa.
00:19:11What?
00:19:12What is going on?
00:19:15What is going on?
00:19:32The monster lies exhausted.
00:19:35Defeated.
00:19:37Its eyes, wet orange pearls, radiate malice.
00:19:42Oh.
00:19:52Excellent.
00:20:00Hmm.
00:20:02You can hold left alt to highlight stuff that's movable.
00:20:07Oh, wait, that's the control.
00:20:09I don't see a dang thing.
00:20:12Do you see the mind player?
00:20:14Yep.
00:20:15Yep.
00:20:16Yeah, you took everything.
00:20:19Red.
00:20:21Uh.
00:20:24Means it's stealing.
00:20:28There's goblins over there.
00:20:30Fire.
00:20:31Wait, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:20:33I can jump.
00:20:34Yeah, you can.
00:20:35And as a barbarian, you can jump farther than normal.
00:20:37But you're going to be separated from the rest of us.
00:20:40There's dead goblins this way.
00:20:44I don't care about dead goblins or you guys.
00:20:47Fine.
00:20:48There's a crushed spike trap.
00:20:54I can probably maybe get back to you.
00:20:59I can probably pop this.
00:21:06Just barely.
00:21:10Oh, man, I was too slow.
00:21:12It's going to come back and push you.
00:21:18Hmm.
00:21:22Dirt mode.
00:21:26Wait, can I take this shovel?
00:21:30God.
00:21:31What?
00:21:32I was just looking at what you were looking at.
00:21:34Dirt.
00:21:35It's beautiful.
00:21:37Oh.
00:21:38Oh.
00:21:40Okay.
00:21:41I thought my game was messing up.
00:21:43Just saving.
00:21:45Open the bloody gate.
00:21:47Nobody gets in.
00:21:49Zevlor's orders.
00:21:51That pack of goblins will be on us any second.
00:21:54Uh oh.
00:21:55What's going on?
00:21:56Goblins are on our tail.
00:21:58Open the gate, Zevlor, now.
00:22:00You let goblins here?
00:22:02Where is the druid?
00:22:05Please.
00:22:06There's no time.
00:22:09Hmm.
00:22:27That one kind of sick.
00:22:31Get out of here.
00:22:33Oh, man.
00:22:35I would have tried to roll under.
00:22:46We're not supposed to help, are we?
00:22:50Oh.
00:23:04Interesting.
00:23:13Jeez.
00:23:14These guys are not to be trifled with.
00:23:20Hey.
00:23:24Oh, he still hit me.
00:23:45Yep.
00:23:50Why did he not kill the guy right by him?
00:23:54I don't know.
00:24:04Jeez, dude.
00:24:07He healed me.
00:24:11Oh.
00:24:13Oh.
00:24:15Oh.
00:24:17Oh.
00:24:19Oh, my God.
00:24:24Oh.
00:24:25That was good.
00:24:28Oh, there's another way up there?
00:24:30Yeah.
00:24:34I am so incredibly slow.
00:24:40Oh.
00:24:41Oh, wow, guys.
00:24:42I get to try to play?
00:24:44Yep.
00:24:46I can't reach anyone.
00:24:49Dash.
00:24:50You'll double your speed, but you won't get to do anything.
00:24:58Wait, do I click?
00:25:00Oh.
00:25:01And then you'll double your movement anywhere.
00:25:04I can't zoom.
00:25:05I can't zoom out to see further.
00:25:09That ain't cool.
00:25:16Hi, guys.
00:25:17Can you still throw stuff?
00:25:36Bitch.
00:25:47Oh.
00:25:54Okay, cool.
00:26:03Thanks for the heal, dude.
00:26:17Oh.
00:26:27Sorry.
00:26:36Hmm.
00:26:41I can't rage because, you know, we haven't rested.
00:26:44Oh, yeah.
00:26:47You mess up the dude's shield.
00:26:49If you get behind him, you'll be able to attack with advantage.
00:26:55If I do this, it already says it.
00:26:59It said advantage.
00:27:03It's all missed, I guess.
00:27:04That sucks.
00:27:06Wow.
00:27:17Okay.
00:27:47Oh.
00:28:01I can't heal up.
00:28:17Oh.
00:28:27Is that low?
00:28:35Jeez, I don't...
00:28:37I don't get to barely play as this guy.
00:28:40Hahaha.
00:28:47I think he's got to crank it now.
00:29:17Jeez.
00:29:27Oh.
00:29:29Oh, shoot.
00:29:43I need my money.
00:29:47You probably have more than I do.
00:30:00Oh, what are you doing?
00:30:02What do you mean?
00:30:04I'm watching.
00:30:08Which one's the tiefling?
00:30:10Is that the human?
00:30:11The demon.
00:30:12Oh.
00:30:13The demon is the tiefling.
00:30:14But demons aren't necessarily bad.
00:30:17Oh.
00:30:19Oh, we got to play this as good people, right?
00:30:25Oh, man.
00:30:29I think the human.
00:30:32Don't you?
00:30:33He shouldn't have led them there.
00:30:35He should have been more careful.
00:30:37That's their sanctuary.
00:30:39I want to blow this guy's dick right off.
00:30:47Card of the cards.
00:30:53Oh.
00:30:55Oh, no.
00:30:57No.
00:30:59No.
00:31:07That guy's a loser.
00:31:09Oh.
00:31:15Well, you kind of seem like a douche.
00:31:35Then leave.
00:31:39Stay in this pit.
00:31:43Know that on our other playthrough, I'm killing him on sight.
00:31:52Do you want to resuscitate this man over here?
00:31:58Yeah.
00:32:00I see.
00:32:02What?
00:32:03Intrusive thoughts.
00:32:05I was just seeing them on the way out.
00:32:09This is how I do it.
00:32:13This is right.
00:32:16He's got water, man.
00:32:18Oh.
00:32:20No, that's not right.
00:32:22You just click on the thing.
00:32:24Oh.
00:32:36Bless you.
00:32:39Oh.
00:32:48He didn't have...
00:32:50No.
00:32:52Yeah, he was a booge.
00:33:09No.
00:33:11I don't think I'd be talking too much.
00:33:13So...
00:33:15As a barbarian...
00:33:21I need massage.
00:33:25Good girl.
00:33:31Okay.
00:33:33Barbarian life.
00:33:36Okay.
00:33:38Barbarian life, girls.
00:33:56Can I kill the druid?
00:34:02I'm gonna kill them all.
00:34:06Bro.
00:34:10I threw like one successful hit.
00:34:30Sure.
00:34:32I...
00:34:36Please.
00:34:38Make them see sense.
00:34:40Before more lives are lost.
00:34:44I just want putang and coin.
00:34:50In that order.
00:34:52And food.
00:34:54I think he's going down towards the heart.
00:34:56The core.
00:34:58Can we steal that?
00:35:00The core?
00:35:02Yeah.
00:35:04It was.
00:35:08If you know what I mean.
00:35:14You're like...
00:35:18You make me look like a...
00:35:20Trying to have footwork like a boxer, dude.
00:35:30Wait.
00:35:33How did I walk over to that?
00:35:35What?
00:35:37Hey, baby.
00:35:39You look good.
00:35:41Wait.
00:35:43The ox is apparently...
00:35:45Looking at me.
00:35:47Strange ox?
00:35:49I have a fucking cutscene.
00:35:51Goddamn.
00:35:53Yep.
00:35:55No way.
00:35:59Are you about to stump train this ox?
00:36:01Yeah.
00:36:05I'll be the stump.
00:36:25What?
00:36:27Is it a druid?
00:36:30I don't know.
00:36:38Wait.
00:36:40Can I throw it?
00:36:42Am I that strong?
00:36:44Please don't get us killed.
00:36:46You think they'll be mad?
00:36:48Kind of.
00:36:50Fine.
00:36:52I won't throw it.
00:36:54Wait.
00:37:00No, I can't.
00:37:02It's too heavy.
00:37:04I hovered over it.
00:37:06I wanted to see if I could throw the rock.
00:37:12Probably soon.
00:37:14So I can get the rage back.
00:37:18Wait.
00:37:20Ew.
00:37:26I'm in a cutscene.
00:37:30Ew.
00:37:32He turned into a bear?
00:37:34Yeah, he's a druid.
00:37:38They look very smug.
00:37:40Oh, I thought they were fighting.
00:37:44Hey, how's it going, guys?
00:37:50Let me know when you're in dialogue or cutscene.
00:37:54I just was.
00:37:56Now I'm at a black screen.
00:37:58Oh.
00:38:02You're standing?
00:38:04Oh, cutscene for me.
00:38:14Oh, I have dialogue?
00:38:16What the?
00:38:22You hold no power here.
00:38:28Oh.
00:38:38Can you...
00:38:42What's your belief in us?
00:38:50Mode checkpoint.
00:38:52That's my belief in us.
00:38:54You want me to play it safe for now?
00:38:58Dude, I have no spells.
00:39:00Okay.
00:39:02So does Shadowheart.
00:39:04We have no rage.
00:39:06There should be at least six of them.
00:39:08Alright, I'll be calm this time.
00:39:10It's forbidden to outsiders.
00:39:12Korga's orders.
00:39:18Kick back.
00:39:20Force my hand and I'll show you its claws.
00:39:22A moment, Geona.
00:39:25I want to kill her so bad.
00:39:35I hate her.
00:39:43She might befall a weird death.
00:39:47Alright, where can we rest?
00:39:49Oh wow, a concert.
00:39:52That pig, what?
00:39:58Grunt?
00:40:00That's it.
00:40:12Go to a camp and end the day.
00:40:14Go to a camp and end the day.
00:40:20Go to a camp.
00:40:26Oh no!
00:40:34I talked to it.
00:40:44Are you trying to do the short rest?
00:40:54I did short rest.
00:40:56I don't know.
00:41:14Imprison the devil.
00:41:16And I will cast out every stranger.
00:41:20Freaking racist.
00:41:22Why is it me?
00:41:24You went first.
00:41:28Go.
00:41:30You mean parasite.
00:41:32She eats our food, drinks our water.
00:41:34Then steals our most holy idol in thanks.
00:41:38Wrath, lock her up.
00:41:40She remains here until the rite is complete.
00:41:43And keep still, devil.
00:41:45Teela is restless.
00:41:49Come, Koga.
00:41:51We took back the idol.
00:41:53Do it.
00:41:55Jeez.
00:41:57Resting bitch face.
00:41:59Do it.
00:42:09I don't get it.
00:42:11Oh, you failed a roll.
00:42:17The devil sowed chaos.
00:42:19She remains until the rite is complete.
00:42:21The snake's hiss of approval
00:42:23reveals its intentions.
00:42:25Should the child struggle,
00:42:28it is poised to strike.
00:42:38Fair words.
00:42:40Child,
00:42:42take to the others word of my grace.
00:42:46Teela, to me.
00:42:50It hurts.
00:42:54Thank you, Koga.
00:42:56Nelson isn't here.
00:42:58Keep his name off your tongue.
00:43:00Lest Teela pierce it.
00:43:02She's not delusional with power.
00:43:04Not at all.
00:43:08Okay, I was able to short rest by clicking the fire
00:43:10and just clicking short rest.
00:43:12And now I have avail-
00:43:14Up the stairs?
00:43:16Now I have
00:43:18available zero out of two.
00:43:22Oh my god, what?
00:43:25Yeah, I have zero
00:43:27out of two left now.
00:43:41Whoa.
00:43:43What just happened?
00:43:47What did it-
00:43:55What just happened?
00:43:57I see.
00:44:09Those titties.
00:44:25Whatever they were,
00:44:27those plans were interrupted
00:44:29by the dragons.
00:44:31Either way,
00:44:33we can't take the lack of symptoms
00:44:35for granted.
00:44:37We have to find a healer.
00:44:39Well, I've said my piece.
00:44:41Get some rest.
00:44:45Why am I shirtless?
00:44:47Because that's your camp outfit.
00:44:53Okay then.
00:44:59Don't turn your camera.
00:45:01Oh
00:45:03my jeez.
00:45:05That- Oh, thank god.
00:45:09Okay, so
00:45:11how do I get those rest points back?
00:45:13The short rest things.
00:45:16Use up supplies. It's fine.
00:45:18We have plenty.
00:45:46There's no story.
00:45:48None that you're entitled
00:45:50to hear anyway.
00:45:52Just forget you ever saw it.
00:45:54We've been through quite a lot
00:45:56with likely more to come.
00:45:58Care to narrow it down?
00:46:00I suppose we'd go our separate ways.
00:46:02Not a slight one.
00:46:04Perhaps. Perhaps not.
00:46:06If someone-
00:46:08Are you skipping through?
00:46:10Are you watching my dialogue?
00:46:12Yes.
00:46:15Yes.
00:46:17Jeez.
00:46:23I didn't know.
00:46:41I didn't know you were over here.
00:46:45Yeah.
00:46:49Can I put stuff in this?
00:47:05What is that?
00:47:07It sounds like
00:47:09squeaking mouths.
00:47:15I don't know.
00:47:21So that's just a storage chest?
00:47:23Is it always the same chest
00:47:25no matter where we are?
00:47:27I think so. The camp's always the same.
00:47:35Okay, so we get two of them?
00:47:37Yes.
00:47:45How do you quick move it over?
00:47:47I don't know.
00:47:49I just drug everything.
00:47:55No, no, no, no.
00:48:01Lame.
00:48:11Wait.
00:48:13Oh, we have our own chests.
00:48:15Okay.
00:48:17They're not shared.
00:48:23Yep.
00:48:25I'm just gonna store a bunch of random things.
00:48:29And next time we go to play, we'll have to
00:48:31actually look at them.
00:48:39I don't care what any of this is, actually.
00:48:42It could be way better. I don't care.
00:48:48There's gotta be a hot button for this.
00:48:50No.
00:49:12There.
00:49:16There.
00:49:20Alright.
00:49:26Dammit.
00:49:30Alright.
00:49:32Whenever you're ready.
00:49:34Did zero.
00:49:36I can't target that.
00:49:38Why do I do zero to it?
00:49:40I don't know.
00:49:42I'm that weak?
00:49:46Well, we can...
00:49:48We can play for like
00:49:5015, 20 more minutes
00:49:52if you wanted.
00:49:56You work in the afternoon, morning.
00:49:58That's what you do.
00:50:01You work in the afternoon, morning.
00:50:03That's what you do.
00:50:05I work in the what?
00:50:07Saturday, right?
00:50:09You gotta go to work at 11, right?
00:50:11Yeah, that's not afternoon, morning.
00:50:13Sorry.
00:50:15How does that work?
00:50:17I don't know.
00:50:19I'm short tall.
00:50:21Yes.
00:50:23What?
00:50:25I'm skinny fat.
00:50:27Alright, I'm gonna go to bed.
00:50:29Yeah, I already clicked yes
00:50:31as you said that and then it said cancelled.
00:50:33Sorry.
00:50:37All the fishing stuff we can use.
00:50:41Uh oh.
00:50:45What was that morning wood?
00:50:47Wait, what?
00:50:53That was odd.
00:50:55Very.
00:50:58I have to prepare my spells?
00:51:02I have the spells I want.
00:51:04No, I don't.
00:51:14There.
00:51:20I'm testing stuff.
00:51:22Okay.
00:51:26Okay.
00:51:28I wanted to see if it made me auto throw it
00:51:30and it does.
00:51:34Alright, why are we up here again?
00:51:36I'm just looking at stuff.
00:51:38You ready?
00:51:40Yep.
00:51:42What'd you do?
00:51:44I clicked leave camp.
00:51:47Where the F is that?
00:51:49It's on the same fire thing
00:51:51in the bottom right.
00:51:53Thankfully.
00:52:05Alright.
00:52:11She's frightened?
00:52:13Apparently.
00:52:16Apparently.
00:52:26Do they like their rats here?
00:52:28I'm scared to kill anything
00:52:30because I guess it could be a person.
00:52:32Right?
00:52:34Say that again?
00:52:36I'm scared to attack any rats
00:52:38because they could be like druids.
00:52:40Right.
00:52:42You dare?
00:52:48Oh no.
00:52:50The wolf's trying
00:52:52to intimidate me.
00:52:54I barely got this.
00:52:56I needed 10
00:52:58I got 10 because of my plus 1
00:53:00at the bottom.
00:53:08I'm in the cutscene.
00:53:12Many many strangers.
00:53:20Oh yeah.
00:53:22He doesn't take orders from you.
00:53:24He'll chase you down
00:53:26if not for his master.
00:53:28Oh tough guy.
00:53:32I would skin you alive wolf.
00:53:35Oh.
00:53:37Alright.
00:53:39Is this the lady we gotta talk to?
00:53:41Yeah.
00:53:43Are you in chat?
00:53:45Let me know.
00:53:53Must strike.
00:53:59Prattle all you want.
00:54:05She seems
00:54:07like a Karen.
00:54:21I'm talking
00:54:23to her.
00:54:25Did you want
00:54:27eavesdrop?
00:54:29Let me know
00:54:31when you're ready.
00:54:33Yes.
00:54:35Where's Nettie?
00:54:37I need her.
00:55:03Sounds like
00:55:05fight club.
00:55:09Geez.
00:55:13Choke her out
00:55:15with this thick meat.
00:55:21I'm not a big fan of hers.
00:55:2560%.
00:55:33In here I guess.
00:55:35Yeah.
00:55:41Ew.
00:55:43She ain't hot.
00:55:45Let me know when you're in dialogue.
00:55:51More priority bitch.
00:56:03What was it you needed?
00:56:05You found her.
00:56:07But I still don't know what she can do for you.
00:56:13Why are you asking?
00:56:17A tadpole.
00:56:19A mind flayer tadpole.
00:56:27What a dumb a-hole.
00:56:30I'll do what I can.
00:56:32Come, follow me.
00:56:34I might be able to help.
00:56:38You need to be quick.
00:56:40This way.
00:56:42I'll be quick.
00:56:44Peel these scales back
00:56:46and show you what I got.
00:56:54You look so dumb running
00:56:56and why is there a corpse?
00:56:58Take a closer look.
00:57:04Some letter?
00:57:06They'll never know.
00:57:10Wait.
00:57:12You're in dialogue?
00:57:14A what?
00:57:16Okay.
00:57:28Does that go
00:57:30on my wiener?
00:57:42So where is
00:57:44this guy?
00:57:58She shifts
00:58:00uneasily, hesitating.
00:58:02Something's
00:58:04off.
00:58:06But first things first.
00:58:08Tell me about your symptoms.
00:58:10Have you noticed anything strange
00:58:12happening?
00:58:14I'm telling you everything
00:58:16you need to know.
00:58:18Believe me on that.
00:58:20I want to help you.
00:58:22But I can't unless you work with me.
00:58:25So
00:58:27has anything unusual
00:58:29happened to you?
00:58:31You look so dumb.
00:58:41It recognized you as being infected.
00:58:43Well now,
00:58:45that's something.
00:58:47How'd you pick up the parasite?
00:58:49Halcyon was desperate to find where all this was happening.
00:58:55A mind flayer ship?
00:58:59But Master Halcyon was sure.
00:59:01Look,
00:59:03you've been straight with me,
00:59:05so I'll be straight with you.
00:59:07You're dangerous.
00:59:09If you transform here,
00:59:11we're all dead.
00:59:13But you seem like a good soul.
00:59:15You deserve a chance
00:59:17to save yourself.
00:59:19Yeah, in your brain.
00:59:22Swear to me.
00:59:24You'll swallow it
00:59:26if you feel any symptoms.
00:59:28Bitch, I don't know you.
00:59:30You haven't shown me tits.
00:59:32I ain't swallowing nothing.
00:59:34I hope it doesn't come to that.
00:59:36But thank you.
00:59:38Here.
00:59:40You know,
00:59:42I've spent my life treating folk
00:59:44and never once saw a mind flayer infection.
00:59:46Then suddenly,
00:59:48there's dozens of you.
00:59:50Maybe more.
00:59:52Master Halcyon and I were tracking,
00:59:54studying,
00:59:56trying to figure out
00:59:58what the hell was going on.
01:00:00Because you should all be changing.
01:00:02There should be a small army
01:00:04of mind flayers out there.
01:00:06But you're not.
01:00:08Weird powers aside,
01:00:10you seem perfectly normal.
01:00:12I am normal.
01:00:14Yeah,
01:00:16look in the mirror.
01:00:19There's nothing we've ever seen from mind flayers.
01:00:21It's one of their worms for sure.
01:00:23But this one gives you powers.
01:00:25Telepathic connections.
01:00:27And it doesn't turn you into one of them.
01:00:29Not yet, anyhow.
01:00:35Could be.
01:00:37But there's a lot we don't know.
01:00:39Infected folks like you
01:00:41have been converging
01:00:43on an old temple of Saluna.
01:00:45And I've no idea why.
01:00:47Master Halcyon heard the adventurers were heading that way.
01:00:49He saw a chance to get answers.
01:00:51Joined on the spot.
01:00:53Whatever he found there,
01:00:55he didn't make it back.
01:00:57Oh, no.
01:00:59I think so.
01:01:01I hope so.
01:01:03I sent birds to find him,
01:01:05but they can't get close without goblins
01:01:07trying to shoot them down.
01:01:09You though, you're one of them.
01:01:11Technically speaking, I mean.
01:01:13They won't kill someone carrying their parasite.
01:01:16If you can find Halcyon and get him out of there,
01:01:18we can discover what he learned.
01:01:20And perhaps he can save your life.
01:01:22How's that sound?
01:01:32It would mean everything to the Grove.
01:01:34To me.
01:01:36I wish I could tell you more.
01:01:38But only those adventurers know what happened out there.
01:01:42You look lost.
01:01:44They all went to the old temple of Saluna.
01:01:46And Master Halcyon didn't make it back.
01:01:48Good luck out there.
01:01:50And if things start to go bad,
01:01:52remember the vial.
01:01:54Remember your oath.
01:01:58Oh, no.
01:02:06Probably should.
01:02:14I didn't like how fast you run
01:02:16for just clicking.
01:02:18Yeah.
01:02:20Why?
01:02:22My dude thought
01:02:24that was the fastest way.
01:02:26Yep, that was odd.
01:02:30The door!
01:02:38How much further do we gotta go?
01:02:41Up the stairs.
01:02:51Crop dust them.
01:02:57Why are we gonna talk to these people, dude?
01:02:59Or should we just go up?
01:03:03I guess.
01:03:05Let's talk to these people.
01:03:07I'm gonna curse you.
01:03:09Yep.
01:03:31Oh.
01:03:37Oh.
01:03:45Also, I learned I can tell
01:03:47when you're in conversation
01:03:49it puts an ear by your icon.
01:03:51Your guy on the left side
01:03:53it'll have an ear.
01:03:55I'm gonna talk to them,
01:03:57see if it does it.
01:03:59Watch the thing.
01:04:02Oh, I just clicked it.
01:04:06Okay.
01:04:12Shit.
01:04:14My conversation.
01:04:20The one ring?
01:04:32Can you actually?
01:04:36That's...
01:04:38Oh no, dude.
01:04:44You're a piece of crap.
01:04:50Oh no.
01:04:53Oh no.
01:05:09Nice.
01:05:11Fucking kidding me.
01:05:21Um.
01:05:23What?
01:05:25Oh, it's that.
01:05:27Yeah, it's not me, dude.
01:05:29I know, I know.
01:05:31Is this area kiting them?
01:05:33Got everyone attacking them?
01:05:35Yes.
01:05:37I'll not be so stupid.
01:05:41Yeah.
01:05:43Or is that more
01:05:45the other way?
01:05:47The other way.
01:05:51You like that ass?
01:05:53I do. Did you like mine at camp?
01:05:55I loved it.
01:05:57I had to position myself just right though.
01:05:59Broke back camp.
01:06:11Campfire.
01:06:13We could actually rest here
01:06:15if we wanted to, I think.
01:06:17No.
01:06:19Light and be light.
01:06:23This is not the way to go, apparently.
01:06:25It was the other way.
01:06:29Oh, they're really messed up.
01:06:31Or not.
01:06:33I don't know.
01:06:35Oh shit, they are messed up.
01:06:38Yeah.
01:06:40Yeah.
01:06:42Cutscene.
01:06:44Have some respect.
01:06:46This really isn't the time to talk.
01:06:58Oh, she's too heavy to throw?
01:07:02She's lucky, because she just made me mad, dude.
01:07:08This isn't the way to go, either.
01:07:10I don't know where to go,
01:07:12so we should probably just quit here.
01:07:14Okay.
01:07:16You know, there is a map.
01:07:18I know, I'm looking at it,
01:07:20and I don't know how to get to that.
01:07:22Which one are we going to?
01:07:24The top left one.
01:07:26Save the refugees.
01:07:30Oh, crap.
01:07:32Oh, crap.
01:07:34Yeah, it looks like you're going the right way.
01:07:40Oh, shit.
01:07:43Oh, shit.
01:08:07Can I just pull a Diablo
01:08:09and teleport to you guys?
01:08:13I can just stop right there, I think.
01:08:15Just save.
01:08:19I think I'm...
01:08:21Basically, yeah.
01:08:23There we are!
01:08:25Alright, you got us saved, remember?
01:08:27Yep, I'll just wait, since you were so close.
01:08:31I'm always close. I'm an edgelord.
01:08:43Did you just save twice?
01:08:45Yeah, I made a new one, just in case.
01:08:47Oh, okay.
01:08:49That way, we have two.
01:08:53Alright, I'm exiting.
01:08:55Yep.
01:08:57Or, you exit first.
01:09:01Pull, quit.
01:09:03Boom.
01:09:05Is there anybody else in the chat?
01:09:07Thanks for stopping by.
01:09:09I could help.
01:09:11Yeah, if there's any toasters...