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01:30What is it?
01:33I have a drink for you
01:36Oh, this drink...
01:39I'm so sorry for the situation I'm in
01:42What's wrong?
01:44What's wrong?
01:46I did everything, I went to all the trouble to let people know my name and fame
01:51But no one told me
01:53Your fame is so big
01:56Yes, it's so big
01:58I've been looking for someone to share my fame with
02:01But I couldn't find anyone
02:02I'm sure you've always been a successful fighter
02:05Yes, that's what brought me to Eid
02:08You guys encouraged me
02:11You brought me news
02:12And all the famous people next to you
02:14Why don't you do something new?
02:18I don't want to tell you that I'm in trouble
02:23Did you forget that you made me a poet when I was a kid?
02:28Did you forget?
02:29These days, every time I go to a house, I become a poet
02:33I suggest you go to the streets
02:36How?
02:38How?
02:39Do you know that it's a mistake to meet someone in a taxi?
02:43How?
02:44When I go to the streets, people recognize me
02:47No, I mean you should go to the streets
02:52I don't get it
02:54What do you want me to do?
02:57Go to the streets
02:59Go to the streets?
03:01Go to the streets?
03:02Yes
03:03Then jump
03:04Yes
03:05If you jump, people will think that you're famous
03:08Jumping is a bad thing now
03:10People will think that I'm stupid
03:13I don't want to go to the streets
03:16What do you think?
03:20What do you mean?
03:23I don't want to go to the streets
03:25I mean you should go to the streets
03:28That's a good idea
03:30But I don't like these parties
03:35Every day they say the same thing
03:40You're right about the parties
03:43But jump
03:45Jump
03:48If you want to be a party leader
03:51Yes
03:52A liberal party
03:54Yes
03:55A feminist party
03:56Yes
03:57Jump
03:58No, I don't want to be a feminist party
04:02They'll say something else
04:04Can I be a party leader?
04:10Yes, why not?
04:12What do you mean?
04:18You can be whatever you want
04:21But you have to make a name for yourself
04:25I have two laws
04:30First, you can't get in
04:33Second, only those who can get in
04:36I like that
04:38You always have good ideas
04:40But you have to make a name for yourself
04:43Take for example
04:45Tayyar Abu Akfah
04:47It's all from Akfah
04:50There's nothing modern about it
04:52Change it
04:53Let's change it to
04:56Tayyar who doesn't have a Tayyar
04:59That's a good idea
05:02We'll be a feminist party
05:07I picked up an apple
05:10And I'm picking it up
05:12And I'm putting my foot on it
05:14How many times do I have to do that?
05:17How many times do I have to do that?
05:27What's wrong with you?
05:29You have a bad sign
05:31Where?
05:32Where is it in my heart?
05:34I'm tired of my chest
05:36And I'm going back and forth
05:38I'm going back and forth
05:39My breath smells like blood
05:42You're a scientist
05:44What can I say?
05:46I'm like a man who lost his life in the war
05:50And I'm tired of wars
05:52I want to get married and settle down
05:54And I want to be happy
05:56You want to get married?
05:58Yes
05:59I feel like you're playing
06:01Who is she?
06:03You're crazy
06:06I want a girl like you
06:08Like your sister
06:10A beautiful girl
06:12I want to marry her
06:14But I don't want to
06:17But she's the daughter of a sheikh
06:18She'll spoil your children
06:19I don't want to spoil my children
06:21I want my children to be good
06:23I don't want to have a bad family
06:26I want them to live in peace
06:28And be happy
06:30I don't want them to be like their father
06:32I don't want to be a Persian
06:34I'm tired of it
06:36I'm tired of it
06:38Hajjad
06:40Don't leave me
06:42Don't leave the tribe to be eaten by the Arabs
06:48I'm tired of it
06:50I don't want to be a Persian
06:52I'm here to tell you
06:55That your country is Persian
07:00You leave the Persian
07:02You leave us and you leave the sheikh
07:04I'm your eyes and your heart
07:07I won't leave you
07:09But I'm tired of this Persian
07:11I want something else
07:12I want to be like a bird
07:14I want to fly like a bird
07:15I want to fly like a bird
07:16I want to fly like a bird
07:17I want to fly like a bird
07:18I want to fly like a bird
07:19Hajjad
07:20What do you know?
07:22What do you want?
07:23Do you want me to tell you the truth?
07:25Yes
07:26I want to get married
07:28I want to get married
07:30And my daughter is your daughter
07:33Give me her blood
07:36Your daughter?
07:38I don't want her
07:40I want my sister
07:42What do you want?
07:44You want to leave the sheikh
07:46And you want to take my daughter?
07:48You, your father and your grandfather are Persian
07:51And you want us to be Persian?
07:54You want to take my daughter?
07:56Go away
07:58Don't say anything
08:00My daughter is here
08:02Your daughter is not Persian
08:05She's not good
08:07Don't talk about her
08:08Who do you think you are?
08:10I said, I don't want the Persian
08:14These weapons are infront of you
08:16And your promises
08:17I don't want that
08:18Hajja
08:19She loves you
08:21She loves me?
08:22No one wants her
08:24And all of these people
08:25No one wants to curse the Prophet's age and have more than 20 girls.
08:29Come back!
08:32This is them, Sheikh. Their faces are the same. No one wants them, Sheikh.
08:36The heirs of the tribe don't take from the coffee.
08:39What do you think, Sairam?
08:41Always the same. You have a straight face and a unique hair, Sheikh.
08:45Same.
08:46Same.
08:47What do I do?
08:48Same, Sheikh. Same.
08:51Same, Sheikh. Same.
08:52Same, Sheikh.
08:53Listen to me carefully.
08:55Your sister is not given by the heirs of the tribe or anyone else.
09:00I'm the one who's going to marry her.
09:01I know that, Sheikh.
09:03Really?
09:04Yes.
09:05She's engaged.
09:06Who's engaged her?
09:08Sairam.
09:11The dowry, Sheikh. Madam wants it.
09:18I swear, I just found Sairam.
09:20All he says is two words.
09:22He's cursing the Prophet's age.
09:24You have a straight face and a unique hair.
09:26What do you have to curse, old man?
09:37Listen to me, brother.
09:39Tell us what you have.
09:41Listen to me.
09:43Listen to me.
09:44I want to talk to you.
09:49Excuse me.
09:50I'm going to my sister's house.
09:52Sit down, brother.
09:54This is what fixes the problem.
09:56What's your problem?
09:57Yes, but it's a bit special.
10:02You're like a farmer.
10:05No, thank God.
10:07I'm not a farmer.
10:09I've always been a farmer.
10:13I have a daughter.
10:15I'm here to ask her about her beard.
10:19She's my daughter.
10:20That's great.
10:21We're all from the same family.
10:25Just tell me her name.
10:27May God protect you.
10:29Ibrahim.
10:30Ibrahim.
10:31We have Ibrahim in the center.
10:33God bless you.
10:34We have two Ibrahims.
10:37What are they?
10:38Ibrahim in the chest.
10:40Ibrahim in the navel.
10:41The one in the navel.
10:42What?
10:43Ibrahim has been in the navel for two or three weeks.
10:52I'm sure you know everything about him.
10:54That's why I want to talk to you about his beard.
10:57What do you want to talk about?
10:58You've already talked to him.
11:00He's my neighbor.
11:02He proposed to my daughter for his son.
11:05I went to his neighbors.
11:07They told me that he's here.
11:09I wanted to meet him.
11:11How is he?
11:13How are you?
11:14What does he do?
11:16Is there anything wrong with him?
11:19He's here because of a rape.
11:23What do you want to say?
11:25His father told me that his son is innocent.
11:29I want to know what's wrong with him.
11:32What are you saying?
11:35He's here because of a rape.
11:40He's innocent.
11:42Your daughter proposed to him.
11:45She wanted to marry him.
11:48You have a son.
11:50He's 30 years old.
11:52She wanted to marry him.
11:56Yes, you're right.
11:59I don't know him.
12:02But he's your friend.
12:05Yes, he's my friend.
12:08You're lucky that you married him.
12:12May God bless them.
12:14May God bless them.
12:17May God bless them.
12:19May God bless them.
12:23God bless you.
12:25God bless you.
12:27God bless you.
12:33Rakeem.
12:34Yes.
12:35Will your daughter marry me?
12:37I don't know.
12:38I don't know.
12:40No one knows you except me.
12:44He said that his wife is my daughter.
12:51Great.
12:53I'll tweet them tomorrow.
12:56You can do it tomorrow.
12:58But you have to focus on the benefits.
13:00No, I have to focus on the amount.
13:06Goodbye.
13:08Come in.
13:10We received an email from Fahad Fahad.
13:13He complains that his followers are decreasing.
13:16Impossible.
13:17How many followers does he have?
13:195,000 followers on 3 payments.
13:21Is he paying the stability insurance or just buying followers?
13:23He bought 5,000 followers with the stability insurance.
13:26Impossible.
13:27His followers are not the ones he bought from us.
13:31Retweet.
13:33Retweet.
13:39Retweet.
13:48Retweet.
13:55Retweet.
14:02I'll follow his account to find out where the problem is.
14:05He took his followers and sent them to his account.
14:09He said that he should decrease the amount of tweets.
14:13It's true.
14:15The bloggers, the productive families, the marketers...
14:19They all want a new hashtag to be trended.
14:24What is the hashtag?
14:26Don't look at me.
14:27This is your thing.
14:28Don't push me.
14:32Sara Suwaira.
14:36Who is Sara Suwaira?
14:37What's wrong with you?
14:38Have you ever used a hashtag?
14:40Just take them.
14:41Consider it done.
14:46Who is Sara Suwaira?
14:47I don't know.
14:48We'll use the hashtag today.
14:50I want those followers.
14:52No.
14:53They are VIPs.
14:54I gave them to you.
14:55Promise?
14:56Promise.
14:57Let's see.
15:03If you want a health certificate, I'll give it to you.
15:05I don't want to work.
15:06I saw your tweet.
15:07You look like a pilot.
15:10We want someone with a high school diploma.
15:14You have a high school diploma.
15:15If you have a high school diploma, you don't need a night shift.
15:18It's acceptable.
15:19It looks fake.
15:21It's not realistic.
15:23I think you should give me a night shift.
15:27Think about how you started.
15:31Okay.
15:32Listen.
15:33I'll give you a chance.
15:35Three months.
15:36Okay?
15:37We'll see how it goes.
15:39Then we'll talk.
15:40I'll follow whatever you want.
15:42No.
15:45You're not a follower.
15:47We bring people to follow you.
15:49We're a media company.
15:51We manage content.
15:52We produce content.
15:53We make celebrities.
15:54That's right.
15:55The old policy...
15:57My brother is here.
15:58The old policy was to support celebrities.
15:59Now, no.
16:00Future change.
16:01Now, we produce celebrities.
16:02Okay?
16:03Do you have a Snapchat account?
16:04No.
16:05Excellent.
16:06Excellent.
16:07New face.
16:08A new face.
16:09Okay.
16:10We'll open a Snapchat account for you.
16:12We have some celebrities.
16:14You can do whatever you want.
16:16Okay?
16:17You can advertise here.
16:18You can support a movie.
16:19Let them support you.
16:20The most important thing is that you have content.
16:21Do you have content?
16:22Do you have content?
16:23I don't have the documents that you have.
16:24Not this one.
16:25I like this one.
16:28He's a great one.
16:29Okay.
16:30Ask him.
16:33Do you like to go out?
16:34Do you like to draw?
16:35Excuse me.
16:36I have documents.
16:37I deliver restaurants.
16:38I drive a car.
16:41You're the car.
16:43Listen.
16:44We have to open an account.
16:46Do you have an account?
16:47I have two accounts.
16:48One of them is broken.
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17:42Hhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
17:49That's it, that's it
17:51That's it, that's it
17:53That's it, that's it
17:55Now we'll sign with you
17:57Your contract is 15 minutes
17:59Your contract is 15 minutes
18:01I'm begging you
18:03Ok, how much salary do you give me?
18:09We don't give you a salary
18:11You're the one who gives us a salary
18:13Any ad you get
18:15We take 60% of it
18:1760%
18:19And I suggest
18:21That instead of calling him Abdul Kareem
18:23We call him Karkar
18:25Wow
18:27Wow
18:29Can you make me laugh again?
18:31Laughing
18:35Music
18:43This situation can't happen
18:45Guys
18:47The founder and I noticed
18:49That the situation is getting worse
18:51And as the founder said
18:55We noticed a sharp decline in followers
18:57And the ads went down
18:59And the ads went down
19:01So I'm the founder
19:03And I call the advertisers
19:05And tell them I don't want to advertise
19:07And this is a complete waste of effort
19:09And this is a complete waste of effort
19:11We did what we had to
19:13And now you're doing what you had to
19:15And you're advertising our accounts
19:17No, not Kaka
19:19You're not Kaka
19:21You change all the content
19:23Where's your natural interest?
19:25Where is it?
19:27Do you know?
19:29And general information?
19:31No, no, no, listen to me
19:33I'm not Kaka
19:35I'm not Kaka
19:37We've been with you since Kaka
19:39But the founder means
19:41That your content needs to be more
19:43Meaning more Kaka
19:45And you, Karkar
19:47What's wrong with you?
19:49Your daily account has increased by 1,000
19:51And decreased by 2,000
19:53I have a new account
19:55We have a clear line
19:57A clear line for every account
19:59Especially you
20:01After the first two ads
20:03What do you want me to do?
20:05Tell me what do you want me to do?
20:07In the neighborhood?
20:09Even my dad didn't back down
20:11They call me Abu Karkar
20:13Your dad?
20:15Show me your dad's file
20:19This is your dad's file
20:21Your dad
20:23His name is Abu Abdul Kareem
20:25He has a Twitter account
20:27What's his name?
20:29He needs a scare
20:31And he posts your electricity bills
20:33And says scare me
20:35And his car was 2,001 KM
20:37And when he became Abu Karkar
20:39He had two cars
20:41And two wives
20:43Everything is documented
20:45Listen to me
20:47We'll find a solution to this problem
20:49We'll find a solution
20:51Money
20:53Money
20:55What do you want us to do?
20:57Listen
20:59People on social media
21:01What are they looking for?
21:03Don't believe what they say
21:05I want to educate myself
21:07I want to find a way to improve myself
21:09They are looking for two things
21:11Understanding and problems
21:13No, no, no, forget about the problems
21:15I once laughed at someone
21:17And complained about electronic crimes
21:19We want a solution
21:21Kaka
21:23Kaka
21:25I think we should increase Kaka's followers
21:27Because he's better than Karkar
21:29How?
21:31Not a word
21:33What do you mean?
21:35Not a single word
21:39Let me introduce you to Kaka
21:41I think Karkar
21:43Is just a soap bubble
21:45That's all
21:47I'm a bubble?
21:49Then who is Karkar?
21:51Get your hands off me
21:53Get your hands off me?
21:55You should be thankful
21:57What do you mean by Kaka?
21:59Kaka?
22:01What do you mean by Kaka?
22:03Prestige
22:05You're a prostitute
22:07I'm a prostitute?
22:09I'm a prostitute?
22:11Take ads
22:13Take followers
22:15Take followers
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