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00:00Thank you so much for joining us, and we'll see you next time.
00:30Bye for now.
01:00Bye.
01:31Peace be upon you.
01:36Peace be upon you.
01:38I don't know what to say. I'm sorry for bringing you home so late.
01:46I'm really sorry for bringing you home so late.
01:52I want to tell you something, and I hope you can hear me.
01:57How old are you?
01:59I decided to be humble.
02:03You're humble, God bless you.
02:05I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
02:11I want to be humble, and everyone should know me.
02:16It's not strange for you to be humble.
02:18It's not strange for you to be humble.
02:20I want you to be proud of me.
02:23Yesterday, I sat down with myself, and I watched Ghandi.
02:29And how he became famous.
02:31I'm only famous for being humble.
02:33I said, I want to take a step to become famous and humble.
02:38And I want you to tell me how to become humble and like you.
02:45You're the best, you're the best.
02:47I said, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
02:50I want you to be humble today.
02:56I want you to be humble today.
02:59I want you to control me.
03:01I don't know what to do with my life.
03:04I want to be humble.
03:06God bless you.
03:08I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
03:12I want to apologize for the days when we were in the prison.
03:21And I hit you on your legs.
03:24No, God bless you.
03:26It was an accident.
03:28I was shot, and it was a minor injury.
03:30He's honest.
03:32And my leg is fine now.
03:33No, it's not.
03:35And I want to apologize for the day I hit you with the lion.
03:41Don't be upset.
03:43He's the one who missed it.
03:45Yes, he missed it.
03:46And honestly, whenever I think about it, I feel guilty.
03:54Especially when I made you swim in Cancun.
03:59I thought you knew how to swim.
04:01No, God bless you.
04:03I want to apologize to our parents for not teaching us how to swim.
04:06Thank God, you didn't get shot.
04:10God protected you and saved you.
04:15And when I turned you around in the car, we were in jail.
04:22You've been in jail for a long time.
04:26We didn't ride like people.
04:28I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
04:34You know, I'm still young.
04:37And I'm not used to it.
04:39I don't know what to tell you.
04:41I want to tell you how I became humble and famous.
04:46You were rich.
04:48Yes, I was rich.
04:50I didn't get anything.
04:52No one knew me.
04:53And I lost money.
04:55I'm sorry.
04:56I'm sorry that I made you suffer.
04:58What do you think about seeing a rich man and giving him money?
05:01And we'll film you.
05:02You've done a lot.
05:03I want something new.
05:05I want you to be creative.
05:08Creative, creative.
05:10What is creative?
05:11Creative means to think outside the box.
05:13Move your brain.
05:15Listen, you'll go to the supermarket.
05:18Me?
05:19Yes.
05:20It's none of your business.
05:21I'm sorry.
05:23I'm sorry.
05:24I like you.
05:25Your complaint comforted me.
05:27God bless you.
05:29You always comfort us.
05:30You comforted us this time.
05:31You're humble.
05:32Yes.
05:33Then you gather all the judges.
05:35You put them in the car.
05:36Then you drive the car.
05:38The driver is driving the car.
05:39You drive, drive, drive.
05:41Until you get to the car.
05:43And when you get to the car.
05:45You overtake the driver.
05:46You take all the judges.
05:47You put them in the car.
05:49Then you shake the driver's hand.
05:51You shake the car.
05:52And he films you.
05:53And I film him.
05:54That's a good idea.
05:56Who do you think the driver is?
06:00The driver.
06:01Raju?
06:02Yes.
06:03I'm afraid they'll find out about my driving license and papers tomorrow.
06:06God help you.
06:07Before we upload the video, we'll remove your driving license.
06:10That's a good idea.
06:12Do we have a deal, Hassan?
06:14Hassan, I'm sorry.
06:17I'm sorry.
06:18Calm down.
06:20Calm down.
06:29What are you talking about, Hajji?
06:31What I heard, Sheikh.
06:32You're leaving your tribe and your people.
06:34And you're going to work with the Persians in another tribe?
06:37Yes, Sheikh.
06:39They left me a long time ago.
06:41To work with them.
06:42And they need Persians.
06:44They don't have them.
06:45You're leaving your tribe and your people.
06:48It's not right.
06:49It's not right.
06:50These things don't make sense.
06:53It's cursed that it doesn't make sense.
06:55Or is it right?
06:57I think it's not right.
06:59No, no, no.
07:00It doesn't make sense.
07:02It's true, Sheikh.
07:03It doesn't make sense.
07:04You're a liar.
07:05I forgot, Hajji.
07:07When the tribes came to me,
07:09to show me the Sheikh,
07:10I said no.
07:11I won't leave a quarter of my people.
07:13It's true that they don't like him.
07:16But they give the Sheikh his rights.
07:19Let him go, Sheikh.
07:21And I'll become a Persian for the tribe.
07:23Can you become a Persian for the tribe, Hajji?
07:26I can only, Sheikh.
07:27I can't.
07:29I can't let you become a Persian.
07:31You're special.
07:33It's true.
07:34It's true, Sheikh.
07:36Tell me, Hajji, what did you learn?
07:38Teach me the story.
07:40Me, Sheikh?
07:41How long have I been a Persian for your tribe?
07:44Every time there's a battle, Sheikh,
07:46they all die.
07:47I'm the only one left, Sheikh.
07:49You're the reason, Hajji.
07:51I didn't teach your people how to be dirty.
07:54I didn't teach them how to be dirty.
07:56Don't say that, Sheikh.
07:58I'm a Nubian, Sheikh.
08:00I took two Nubians and taught them how to be dirty.
08:03At the end of the battle,
08:05those who died and those who ran,
08:07I found those around me dead.
08:09What kind of tribe is this, Sheikh?
08:11Yes, yes.
08:13You have no choice, Hajji.
08:15If you want to go, go.
08:17I can't stop you.
08:19But I want you to promise me
08:21that you'll make us Nubians.
08:23Don't worry, Sheikh.
08:25I'll make you Nubians every day.
08:27There's no other tribe
08:29that you can steal every day.
08:31I promise you, Sheikh,
08:33that I won't hurt you.
08:35I won't hurt you.
08:37I'm going.
08:39I'm going.
08:41I'm going.
08:43I'm going.
08:45Don't say that, Sheikh.
08:47They gave me 30 cows,
08:4950 sheep,
08:51and a cow, Sheikh.
08:53A cow?
08:55Yes.
08:57Really?
08:59I don't want them, Sheikh.
09:01Sheikh, Dandoon, Irkhamah.
09:03You take them
09:05and you get them.
09:07Why, Sheikh?
09:09And your tribe?
09:11What are you going to do with them?
09:13Oh, man, let's distribute them
09:15so that they don't have a man.
09:17They don't have a man.
09:19You're a man,
09:21and your smell makes us Nubians.
09:23Stay here.
09:25Take me with you.
09:27What do you want?
09:29Stay in the tribe
09:31and don't make us Nubians.
09:33Or surrender to the Sheikh
09:35and you'll be humiliated.
09:37Get up, Sheikh.
09:39You're a man.
09:41Let's go.
09:49Episode 2
09:51The Banjid
09:53Banjid, Mr. Saad?
09:55Yes?
09:57Tomorrow is Eid,
09:59and people want to visit their families.
10:01What are the plans?
10:03Listen, Abu Qaad,
10:05I didn't come to open the door for you.
10:07Visiting relatives
10:09is the first priority.
10:11Do you understand?
10:13I understand.
10:15Peace be upon you.
10:17Tomorrow is Eid.
10:19I didn't come to visit them.
10:21Who is he?
10:23I'm a tailor.
10:25Excellent tailor.
10:27How is he?
10:29Thank God.
10:31What's wrong with him?
10:33What do you mean?
10:35I came to him three weeks ago.
10:37He doesn't wear tight clothes.
10:39What's wrong with you?
10:41I have a problem,
10:43but he doesn't have a problem.
10:45What's wrong with you?
10:47You made him a man.
10:49I didn't do anything.
10:51Why don't you get a tailor like him?
10:53Don't you want to work with the world?
10:55I can get a tailor,
10:57but he was the first one
10:59to have a big beard.
11:01I see.
11:05Now I know what's going on.
11:07You sit in the sambusa
11:09and soup all Ramadan
11:11and you cut your nose
11:13and you thank the man for Eid?
11:15No, I always ask
11:17for a date and two sambusas.
11:19I don't want a soup.
11:21I want a jackfruit.
11:23I don't like it when they tell me to cut my nose.
11:25And you cut your nose in 12 games?
11:27No, I cut it in 10.
11:29And what about Suhoor?
11:31Suhoor?
11:33It's the same.
11:35I cut my nose,
11:37I cut my nose,
11:39I cut my nose,
11:41I cut my nose,
11:43I cut my nose,
11:45I cut my nose,
11:47I cut my nose,
11:49I cut my nose.
11:55What do I do with Eid?
11:57You don't have to wear it.
11:59What do you want to do with it?
12:01You don't go to Eid.
12:03I just sit in my house
12:05and drink coffee,
12:07and then I do my behavior.
12:09My mother and my mother-in-law are in love right now
12:12My mother-in-law is upset with me
12:14No
12:15My mother-in-law is upset
12:16It's normal
12:17So you don't need the dress?
12:19Tomorrow is Eid
12:20Tomorrow is Eid
12:21Listen
12:22I'm telling you this twice
12:24Either I take your time to get ready
12:27Until you're ready and the dress comes to you
12:29No
12:30Or you skip Eid
12:32And wait for the big Eid
12:34To fix your dress
12:36And give it time
12:37No
12:38The big Eid is the Eid of meat
12:40Let him wait until you're ready
12:42Please uncle, tell him I love him
12:44You liar!
12:46Go!
12:47Okay
12:52What the hell
12:54Eid night?
12:55You don't eat Eid night?
12:56Eid night, Anastina
12:58Anastina, Eid night
13:07There is no god but Allah
13:09And the messenger of Allah
13:10Peace be upon Muhammad
13:12So, what do you have?
13:14What do you know?
13:15This boy of yours
13:17We couldn't take care of him
13:18We took him to the east, west, south, north
13:21There's no use
13:22We said we'll bring your family
13:23And you'll cure him, right?
13:25He's right
13:26We took the boy to the east, south, north, west
13:31We didn't take him anywhere
13:32The boy is sick
13:35Okay
17:07What do you have?
17:09You look like a merchant, a builder, or a farmer
17:13What do you have?
17:14What do you miss?
17:15No, no, no
17:16It's not about money
17:18On the contrary
17:19Two years ago
17:20I'll tell you the whole story
17:22Yes
17:23Two years ago
17:25I became a manager
17:27A public manager
17:28And since I became a public manager
17:32My life has been messed up
17:34I had an accident in my car
17:37My house caught on fire
17:39I feel tired
17:40My words are messed up
17:42I have no other way
17:45But thank God
17:47I was fine
17:48And now my eyes are messed up
17:50These employees are so unjust
17:53They work
17:54But you don't give them their rights
17:57We give them their rights
17:58And we become their agents
18:00Manager
18:01He said, say manager
18:03What do you have?
18:04Tell me
18:05Let me tell you
18:06On the contrary
18:07My employees are fine
18:10On the contrary
18:11They love me
18:12And I'm a good person
18:14But I don't know what's wrong
18:16On the contrary
18:17My relationship with the employees is excellent
18:21Come closer
18:22How?
18:23Come closer
18:24I'll show you what I'm doing
18:26What do you have?
18:27What do you have?
18:29I'll show you
18:30You two
18:31Enough
18:32Leave him
18:33Leave him
18:34Calm down
18:35Calm down
18:36Do you know him?
18:37What?
18:38Do you know these people?
18:39Yes, I know him
18:41I'm his manager
18:45He's my employee
18:46That's it
18:47You're his employee
18:48This is what you love
18:50You're not good enough
18:51You're unjust
18:53Look at you
18:55You're not good enough
18:56Look at you
18:57You're not good enough
18:58Look at you
18:59You're not good enough
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19:03Leave him
19:04You're not good enough
19:05Leave him
19:06I'm tired of you
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