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01:00I'm going to do it again, I'm going to do it again, I'm going to do it again, I'm going
01:30me?"
02:00Where is my watch and my pen?
02:02Omar, I told you to throw it away
02:04Yes, I told you to throw it away
02:06You threw it away?
02:08So you can take it and throw it away?
02:10Where is the watch and the pen?
02:12The pen is at home
02:14And the watch is here
02:16Put the watch here
02:18And the pen here
02:20And then you will get it
02:22Because it is expensive
02:24You know, I wrote the last poem in it
02:26My love
02:28I got used to thinking about the watch
02:30Tell him to tell him, may God bless you
02:34What are you doing here?
02:36I am your manager
02:38And I am arranging your schedule
02:40Summer, winter, wild and sea
02:42Sit down and tell me
02:44What is my schedule today
02:46I didn't tell you to sit
02:48I am talking to the person next to you
02:50Stay still
02:52Move the chair
02:54Stay still
02:56Don't you see I am talking to the person next to you?
02:58Tell me what is my schedule today
03:00Your schedule is like a sport
03:02Yes, a sport
03:04You have an hour-long abs workout
03:06And after that?
03:08After that, you have a break
03:10And after that?
03:12After that, you have a skin break
03:14What is this schedule?
03:16It is like you are dealing with Messi
03:18It is all about abs and break
03:20What is the mess you are in?
03:22Is there no other important meeting?
03:24May God bless you
03:26You have an appointment
03:28With your new poetry
03:30From Kasra Al-Gharsha, Al-Hanouf
03:32This is an expensive poem
03:34Which house did we reach?
03:36From Kasra Al-Gharsha, Al-Hanouf
03:38The 9th house, 10 times
03:40I reached the 9th house
03:42I thought I was in the 1st house
03:44I thought I was in the 1st house
03:46I thought I was in the 1st house
03:48I thought I was in the 1st house
03:50I thought I was in the 1st house
03:52I thought I was in the 1st house
03:54I thought I was in the 1st house
03:56I thought I was in the 1st house
03:58I thought I was in the 1st house
04:00I thought I was in the 1st house
04:02I thought I was in the 1st house
04:04I thought I was in the 1st house
04:06I thought I was in the 1st house
04:08I thought I was in the 1st house
04:10I thought I was in the 1st house
04:12I thought I was in the 1st house
04:14I thought I was in the 1st house
04:16I thought I was in the 1st house
04:18I thought I was in the 1st house
04:20I thought I was in the 1st house
04:22I thought I was in the 1st house
04:24I thought I was in the 1st house
04:26I thought I was in the 1st house
04:28I thought I was in the 1st house
04:30I thought I was in the 1st house
04:32I thought I was in the 1st house
04:34I thought I was in the 1st house
04:36I thought I was in the 1st house
04:38I thought I was in the 1st house
04:40I thought I was in the 1st house
04:42I thought I was in the 1st house
04:44I thought I was in the 1st house
04:46I thought I was in the 1st house
04:48I want to talk to myself
04:50I want to talk to myself
04:52I want to talk to myself
04:54I want to talk to myself
04:56I want to talk to myself
04:58I want to talk to myself
05:00I want to talk to myself
05:02I want to talk to myself
05:04I want to talk to myself
05:06I want to talk to myself
05:08I want to talk to myself
05:10I want to talk to myself
05:12I want to talk to myself
05:14I want to talk to myself
05:16I want to talk to myself
05:18I want to talk to myself
05:20I want to talk to myself
05:22I want to talk to myself
05:24I want to talk to myself
05:26I want to talk to myself
05:28I want to talk to myself
05:30I want to talk to myself
05:32I want to talk to myself
05:34I want to talk to myself
05:36I want to talk to myself
05:38I want to talk to myself
05:40I want to talk to myself
05:42I want to talk to myself
05:44This man can't kill an ant
05:46And you are my brother and my slave
05:48I'll tell you he's talking about me
05:50He wants to kill me
05:52You have the tribe's knight
05:54What's wrong with you?
05:56Look at my eyes
05:58I can't see
06:00I can't see
06:02He wants to kill me
06:04Don't worry about him
06:06Just raise your chest
06:08And the tribe's knight is behind you
06:10If you move
06:12They'll kill you
06:14Thank God
06:16Thank God
06:18I can see
06:20Don't worry
06:22Leave the rest to me
06:24This man has a gun
06:26Don't worry
06:28Just raise your chest
06:30Do you think you can get away from me?
06:32Do you think you can get away from me?
06:34Do you think you can get away from me?
06:36Do you think you can get away from me?
06:38Have mercy on me
06:40Have mercy on you?
06:42I'll shoot you
06:44I'll shoot you
06:46I'll shoot you
06:50It's Hajjad
06:52Yes, Hajjad
06:54The tribe's knight
06:56Don't forget I'm the one who killed the ant
06:58Yes, Hajjad
07:00By the way
07:02I'll invite you to my house
07:04Before you kill the ant
07:06Let's go
07:08My ant
07:22It's all about killing the ant
07:24I don't have to marry you
07:26I don't have to marry you
07:28I'm the only doctor in the world
07:30Who doesn't have a nurse
07:32I didn't find a nurse
07:34Someone came to me
07:36He said he had to leave
07:38He changed his job
07:40I swear I'm in the clinic
07:42I swear I'm in the clinic
07:44I'll open a video for you
07:46I'll open a video for you
07:48I'll open a video and I'll watch it
07:50Go ahead
07:52I'm in the clinic
07:54I swear I don't have a nurse
07:56I swear I don't have a nurse
07:58I've had one patient since this morning
08:00Peace be upon you
08:02Peace be upon you
08:04How are you, doctor?
08:06Are you a reviewer?
08:08No, what's your problem?
08:10I have a problem with my weight
08:12It's obvious
08:14I thought you had another problem
08:16Anyway, about your weight
08:18I'll do some tests
08:20To find out if it's because of the lunch
08:22Thank you, doctor
08:24I'll do the tests
08:26Thank you
08:28If the chef comes to me
08:30I'll tell him I don't have this
08:32I only have one thing
08:34Diet, exercise
08:36I'll write you a diet plan
08:38Doctor, I'm not here to lose weight
08:40I'm here to gain weight
08:42Doctor, please help me
08:44I'm here to gain 4 kilos
08:46Wait a minute
08:48You said you have a problem with your weight
08:50You're supposed to lose weight
08:52You're supposed to lose weight
08:54Not gain weight
08:56Doctor, please help me
08:58Doctor, I want to gain weight
09:00Why do you want to gain weight?
09:02I want to lose 5 kilos
09:04I want to gain weight
09:06You lost 5 kilos in a week
09:08What did you do to lose 5 kilos in a week?
09:10I traveled to work
09:12I went to the gym
09:14I went to the gym
09:16I went to the gym
09:18I went to the gym
09:20I lost 5 kilos in a week
09:22Forget about it
09:24I have a bigger problem
09:26I asked for clothes from abroad
09:28I asked for clothes from abroad
09:30I have to gain weight to gain weight
09:32I have to gain weight to gain weight
09:34My bones are weak
09:36My bones are weak
09:38Okay
09:40Okay
09:42I have a bigger problem
09:44When I saw clothes
09:46When I saw clothes
09:48I was afraid
09:50I was afraid
09:52I was afraid
09:56Here you go
09:58What is this?
10:00This is the reception desk
10:02Go ask someone to open the door for you
10:04Go ask someone to open the door for you
10:06Okay
10:08I want a leave
10:10Why? Are you an employee?
10:12No, but I always get a leave
10:14No, but I always get a leave
10:16Get out
10:18Get out
10:20Get out
10:22Get out
10:26What did the boss say?
10:30There is no
10:32There is no
10:34There is no
10:36Stop
10:38You are dead
10:40Stop
10:42You are a beggar
10:44How can you not
10:46How can you not
10:48You are a beggar
10:50How can you not
10:52You are a beggar
10:54This is me, this is me, you found me behind you, you are in me.
11:03Don't be fooled, Aba Nizar.
11:06Do you know, if you had published this poem on Twitter,
11:11you would have been accused and eaten by the intellectuals and burned.
11:18I deleted it, Abu Kalthoum.
11:21But unfortunately, only three retweets came.
11:25This is what makes you cry.
11:27Be patient, be patient.
11:30You have seen the poet, Aba Zayzafoun, his poem,
11:34and it became very popular,
11:37where it got 20 retweets.
11:41I disagree with you, Aba Kalthoum.
11:44Aba Zayzafoun is not a poet, and you have tested him.
11:48And how did you test him, Aba Ibtihal?
11:51Yesterday, while I was correcting my unusual behavior,
11:55I went to Twitter and added his account,
11:59but the intellectual did not reply to me,
12:03so I immediately deleted the addition.
12:06It is enough, Aba Ibtihal, that I follow you and my brother, Abu Kalthoum,
12:13and that you are one of those intellectuals.
12:16How great you are, Aba Nizar, how great you are.
12:19And this is what makes me swear by your poetry.
12:23It is a problem of culture, my beloved.
12:27How about our idols that the public does not know?
12:31It does not add anything to follow us,
12:35we are proud enough to follow each other.
12:38You are right.
12:41But I disagree with you,
12:43and sometimes I get a compliment between the two of us.
12:49You are not like yourself.
12:51This is life, my brother.
12:53Where is Abu Nizar?
12:54Look, this is a kind of compliment.
12:58I asked the owner of the cafe outside,
13:00he said that the chair in my car is Abu Nizar's car.
13:03I wish you look good in it, if you don't mind.
13:05Yes, God willing.
13:09As you wish.
13:10You are welcome, you are welcome.
13:15Are you tired of the one after you, Aba Nizar?
13:18He loves the past,
13:21still holding on to his Christianity.
13:25He still loves the childhood.
13:28Yes.
13:35Here you are, my friend.
13:36Would you like to have a cup of coffee with me?
13:38What is wrong with you, my friend?
13:39Do you think I am an Indian?
13:40I didn't mean that.
13:41Have a seat.
13:43Let me see what you have.
13:44Did you come here with me?
13:45Yes.
13:46Give me my money.
13:47Sit down, my friend.
13:48We will have a little chat,
13:49and then I will give you your money.
13:50Sit down.
13:51What would you like to have?
13:52Tea or coffee?
13:53I don't want coffee or tea.
13:55Excuse me,
13:56I am tired of coffee.
13:58Look,
13:59you will have coffee now,
14:00but I want to have a little chat,
14:01and then I will give you your money.
14:03Look,
14:04I am a well-educated novelist.
14:06My name is well-known,
14:07and my novels are available in libraries.
14:09But every time I publish a novel,
14:11they say that my novels are far from reality.
14:13So, what do you want from me?
14:14Do you want me to deliver your novel to reality?
14:16Exactly, my friend.
14:17Exactly.
14:18Only two people in this society
14:19can deliver my novel to reality.
14:21Only two people.
14:22I have seen all the pages of society.
14:24The barber,
14:25and the driver.
14:26My father is a barber.
14:27Ah,
14:28so you are two in one.
14:29I want you to give me now,
14:31I want you to give me now,
14:32all of the stories
14:33that the driver told you in the car.
14:35So, you want me to write them in your book?
14:36Yes, a novel.
14:37It will become a novel.
14:38But I have a condition.
14:39Yes?
14:40You have to write my name.
14:41Oh man,
14:42you are the hero of the novel.
14:43How can a novel rise without a hero?
14:45How?
14:46You are my hero.
14:47Come on, give it to me.
14:48Okay.
14:49Once,
14:50a man got in my car,
14:51he didn't say a word.
14:52Shhh.
14:55A strange man,
14:56he gets in a car in the middle of the night.
14:59No, no, no,
15:00I don't know.
15:01Anyway,
15:02I talked to him,
15:03he laughed at me.
15:04I talked to him,
15:05he was stunned.
15:06Shhh.
15:07The driver gets confused
15:08in the behavior of the strange man.
15:10Anyway,
15:11I talked to him,
15:12he didn't answer.
15:13I got confused.
15:14I got confused.
15:16The strange man,
15:18he makes the driver think that he is a drunk,
15:20but he hides the line behind his back.
15:23What is the line,
15:24the line and your head?
15:25And what is the driver,
15:26the driver,
15:27the driver,
15:28you didn't even say my name.
15:30Mr. Kareem,
15:31now we will continue the story
15:32and after that,
15:33I will give you the reward.
15:34Give me my account.
15:36I have it.
15:38We will do it alternately.
15:39Yes,
15:40I will give you my story,
15:41my story,
15:42this expensive story
15:43with a high value
15:44in exchange for your cheap
15:45and cheap reward.
15:46I mean,
15:47you win in both cases.
15:48Do you want me to sign the story for you?
15:50Sign it.
15:51Yes.
15:52Listen to the story.
15:53Give it to me.
15:54Do you have another story?
15:55Yes, I will give it to you.
15:56Yes, yes.
15:57Once,
15:58a poet,
15:59a poet.
16:00Yes.
16:01What was your name?
16:02Allahu Akbar.
16:03I told him,
16:04give me my account.
16:05He said,
16:06I will give it to you in my book.
16:07So,
16:08I gave it to him.
16:09I gave it to him
16:10and they put it
16:11on the shelf
16:12and I threw it away.
16:13Cancel the coffee,
16:14my friend.
16:15Cancel it.
16:16How much is your bill?
16:23And his feelings became cold.
16:26He only had
16:29only
16:31a hat made in Vietnam
16:3358XL size
16:35cold water washing.
16:37No one wore it.
16:39Wait a minute.
16:41My dear,
16:42God bless you.
16:43Give me hot coffee
16:44so I can finish writing my story.
16:50The end of the first episode.
16:52Mr. Saadoun Mousayer?
16:53Yes.
16:54Welcome.
16:55I am one of your fans,
16:56Mr. Saadoun,
16:57on Twitter.
16:58I follow you
16:59and I reviewed
17:00your latest novel,
17:01The Messenger of Angels.
17:02Welcome,
17:03welcome, welcome.
17:04Your name is on Twitter?
17:05Hattoum2003.
17:06I remembered you.
17:07It's been a long time.
17:08Welcome, my friend.
17:09Welcome.
17:10Usually,
17:11when I write my novel,
17:12I don't want anyone to interrupt me,
17:14but
17:15the review you did
17:16is a great thing.
17:18It's a great thing.
17:19God bless you.
17:21Usually, my friend,
17:23I have a hobby
17:25that I enjoy.
17:27But sometimes,
17:28I have to sit in a place
17:29to mix with the people.
17:32To
17:33to
17:34get
17:35the magical reality.
17:37For how long?
17:38For how long?
17:39And the intellectuals
17:40who sit in their chairs,
17:41for how long?
17:42That's right, Mr. Saadoun.
17:43Yesterday,
17:44I was sitting with the teachers,
17:45the intellectuals,
17:46and the intellectuals,
17:47Mr. Ibtihal,
17:48Mr. Nizar,
17:49and Mr. Kulthum,
17:50their strange friend.
17:52And they were
17:53far from our world,
17:54Mr. Saadoun.
17:55Isn't that right?
17:56Of course.
17:57These people,
17:58my friend,
17:59are just a cultural block.
18:01A cultural illusion.
18:02I know them.
18:03They always sit here
18:04and don't invite me.
18:05Yes, I know you.
18:06You know what they look like?
18:07Ask me what they look like.
18:08What do they look like?
18:09They're like when you
18:10enter the library
18:11and read the book.
18:12A great cover.
18:13You say,
18:14wow,
18:15the cover is written
18:16in a great line.
18:17But when you
18:18open the book,
18:19the pages are empty.
18:20Wow.
18:21So, Mr. Ibtihal,
18:22what are you writing now?
18:25I'm writing a novel,
18:26my friend.
18:27It's called
18:28The Bullet That Turned
18:29the Corner
18:30When No One
18:31Returned
18:32to Their Stairs.
18:35Wow.
18:36Wow.
18:37What are you writing
18:38about, Mr. Ibtihal?
18:39I'm writing about
18:40the love story
18:41between John Kerr
18:42and his lover
18:43after he returned
18:44from the Civil War
18:45in the city of Dubai.
18:46By the way,
18:47I like you.
18:48I mean,
18:49I'd like to have
18:50a young lover
18:51like you.
18:52A flower.
18:53A flower that blooms.
18:54I'm not interested
18:55in gossip,
18:56Instagram,
18:57or Snapchat.
18:58But you're
18:59sitting with
19:00the intellectuals
19:01and that's why
19:02I'm giving you
19:03my novel,
19:04The Bullet That Turned
19:05the Corner.
19:06Wow.
19:07To,
19:08what's your name?
19:09Hatem.
19:10But write
19:11Hatoumi2003
19:12underscore.
19:13To my friend,
19:14Hatoumi2003
19:15underscore.
19:16My hot coffee
19:17friend,
19:18my hot coffee
19:19Oh God.
19:20I wish for you
19:21a hot
19:24future.
19:25Oh God.
19:26Oh God,
19:27I hope
19:28I become hot like you.
19:29You're welcome.
19:30But God forbid
19:31that this gets out
19:32and gets counted
19:33at the cashier
19:34and gets counted
19:35at the coffee
19:36because this is
19:37ten riyals
19:38at the cashier.
19:39I haven't sold
19:40a single novel
19:41until now.
19:42But,
19:43I don't like
19:44to buy
19:45your cultures.
19:46I mean,
19:48Go.
19:49Go to hell.
19:50Show me
19:51what you're going to sell
19:52when you become a cultured person.
20:18Go.
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