A Crazy Girl HD ( Comedy, Drama, Romance )
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00:00♪ Upside down
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00:07♪ Upside down
00:09Yes?
00:10It's Cecile.
00:11You're late, as usual.
00:13We had an appointment an hour ago.
00:15Yes, I know, but my son is sick.
00:17I had a hard time finding someone to look after him.
00:19That's what you told me last time.
00:21No, last time it was her.
00:23And the time before?
00:25No, no, the time before was not a rumor, it was an allergy.
00:29Can you open it for me?
00:35Good morning, please.
00:37Good morning.
00:39Good morning.
00:41Good morning.
00:43Ladies and gentlemen, I am Paolo Moretti
00:46and I welcome you on board of our tour of Paris,
00:49which, by the way, is a city that was founded by the Romans
00:53in 54 B.C.
00:56I will be giving you the true story
00:58and not some old, boring history lesson about Paris.
01:03In fact, Paris is the most Italian city outside of Italy.
01:09Good morning.
01:11Good morning.
01:21Excuse me.
01:23You have to turn off your phone, please.
01:30I'm sorry,
01:32but you really have to turn off your phone right now, Mr. Friedman.
01:37I'm sorry, but I have to listen to my messages.
01:41Besides, I'm an electrical engineer.
01:43I assure you,
01:45that we don't cause any instrument interference.
01:48Yes.
01:50Whatever the case,
01:52these are our regulations
01:54and I can't give the captain a start sign
01:56as long as you don't turn off your phone.
01:58Yes, whatever the case,
02:00I stop when I'm done
02:02and that will be before the start.
02:07A wonderful good day, ladies and gentlemen.
02:10My name is Greta Kluge
02:12and I am your purser on this flight from Munich to Paris.
02:15Before we start,
02:17I would like to introduce you
02:19to Mr. Gunther Friedman
02:21on seat 6D.
02:23Mr. Friedman is currently listening to his mobile box messages
02:26and unfortunately cannot turn off his phone.
02:29Whatever the case,
02:31we will therefore lose our slot
02:33Passengers with connecting flights
02:35will probably no longer be able to perceive them
02:37and I thought I would just draw your attention to it
02:39because we had a similar situation last year
02:41and both passengers in Germany and France
02:43were very successful at that time.
02:45If you stay a little longer in Paris,
02:47you may even get to know him.
02:49He is now playing for a pass
02:51in Botavonika in the Metro.
02:53Oh!
02:55Great!
02:57Mr. Friedman is done.
02:59Maybe a little applause for Mr. Friedman?
03:03This is the Arc de Triomphe.
03:05It was built in 1936
03:07and is of course modeled
03:09after the Roman Triumphal Arches
03:11that still stand in Rome.
03:13It's not really a very good copy
03:15of the Italian Arches.
03:17I mean, it's...
03:19I wouldn't say anything to the French
03:21because they like the Arches
03:23but it's not a very good copy
03:25of the Italian Arches.
03:27I mean, it's...
03:29I wouldn't say anything to the French
03:32because they like the Arches very much
03:34and they would feel really bad
03:36if they knew this is a poor copy.
03:38But it's a beautiful idea,
03:40beautiful arches.
03:42You must go to Italy.
03:52Check this out.
03:56What is it?
03:58A map of Tuscany?
04:00I don't know.
04:02I am overwhelmed.
04:04I must call my parents at once.
04:06I didn't think I'd get married
04:08again after my third wife.
04:10It's for Greta.
04:12Well, I do hope we can be friends
04:14because I think what we had together
04:16was very special.
04:30Buonasera.
04:32Buonasera.
04:52Does it feel hot in here?
04:56It might be a little warm, yes.
04:59No, I mean like really hot.
05:01Like sweltering, suffocating hot.
05:03Like a sauna.
05:05You can barely breathe.
05:07Maybe some cold water?
05:09Yeah, good idea.
05:21Now I'm sweating.
05:29Here.
05:45So I was thinking
05:47like
05:49when you have a baby
05:51like the baby is sleeping
05:53and you want to go for a pizza
05:55like the last minute
05:58you just can't do it anymore, right?
06:01They deliver.
06:06Ah, they deliver.
06:08Okay, Greta
06:10we've been living together
06:12for three years, no?
06:14Two months, eleven days
06:16seven hours and four minutes.
06:19You have an app in your phone
06:21that tells you how long you lived with a man?
06:23No, not with a man. Only you.
06:25I got it after we met on the room flight.
06:27Because I knew that I would never have to reset it.
06:31That's nice.
06:35Let's see.
06:39I have something to ask you.
06:46But I can't really breathe
06:48so I can't catch my breath.
06:52Paolo
06:54take long deep breaths
06:57and then ask your question.
07:04Very good.
07:06And now we need to get organized here.
07:08Is there maybe something
07:10you wanted to give me?
07:12Yes.
07:27Maybe you wanted to kneel?
07:29I'm sorry.
07:41Push the button.
07:57It's beautiful.
08:07Greta
08:09you are my life
08:11and I want to ask you
08:13with all my heart
08:15if you will marry me
08:17and be my wife.
08:19This is how much I love you.
08:23Yes.
08:39I would be very, very happy
08:41to marry you, Paolo.
08:51It's such a beautiful restaurant here
08:53and it's so lovely of you
08:55to be so close to me.
08:57But would you maybe prefer pizza?
08:59Yes.
09:01They deliver.
09:09What is my style?
09:11What is it for?
09:13Okay, pause.
09:22Ready?
09:25Okay, go.
09:27Bye.
09:29Nice.
09:31Bye.
09:33Who is this?
09:37I don't like this game anymore.
09:39Because you're bad
09:41and I'm good.
09:47And now
09:52talk to me in Italian.
09:55Come on,
09:57work that Roman magic on me.
09:59I'm not from Rome.
10:01I'm from Palermo.
10:03I heard about that.
10:05And now let's hear some Italian.
10:07I don't want to talk Italian.
10:11Talk to me in German.
10:13You're right.
10:15What?
10:17Paolo, seriously,
10:19you can't make love in German.
10:21Why not?
10:23Some people make love in German all the time, no?
10:25The only thing you can do in German
10:27is make sure everything is in the proper order.
10:29Eins, zwei, drei, vier
10:31and then you come together.
10:33Well, I don't want to talk Italian.
10:37Talk to me in German.
10:39I'm tired of talking Italian all the time.
10:41Say some beautiful German words.
10:43I don't know what I'd say.
10:48Just say the first thing
10:50that comes to your mind, please.
10:53Okay.
11:07In German. Louder.
11:09Louder? Okay.
11:11When you travel with a child,
11:13first put on your own mask.
11:15Then help your child
11:17or other needy passengers.
11:19I love you.
11:21Okay.
11:25I love you.
11:27I love you.
11:29I love you.
11:31I love you.
11:33I love you.
11:41Hey, guys.
11:43Hey.
11:47Hey, show me.
11:51One minute, please.
11:55There is a diamond there somewhere.
11:57Yes?
11:59That's not just a reflection of the light.
12:01You're impossible.
12:03Paulo's a bus driver.
12:05He saved the year for this.
12:07I was just joking.
12:10Here are the two in love.
12:12All marriages should start out this way.
12:14Before...
12:16Before what?
12:18Nothing. You should enjoy it while it lasts.
12:20Especially with an Italian.
12:26Did I tell you you look radiant today?
12:28Really.
12:30You're a chap with love, Sheila.
12:32Why is he doing this?
12:34He's French. He can't help it.
12:36They think they invented love.
12:39It's called a German kissing, right?
12:43Francois, I'm horribly sorry
12:45I ever showed you the ring.
12:47You need help.
12:49Okay.
12:51Want to have a drink with me
12:53when we get to...
12:55Where are we going today?
12:57Munich, I think.
12:59I'm so sorry.
13:01Munich.
13:03How about a drink in Munich?
13:09I mean, I had to literally, like,
13:11guide him through the whole proposal.
13:13You guarded him?
13:15No, I didn't guard him. I guided him.
13:17Oh.
13:21I worry about you and Paulo, Sheila.
13:23You do?
13:25Uh-huh.
13:27Why?
13:29Because men prefer women who are
13:31more feminine.
13:33I don't know.
13:35I don't know.
13:37Men prefer women who are...
13:39How should I put this?
13:41More French.
13:43Mm-hmm.
13:45No, Francois, you prefer women
13:47who are more French
13:49and who will say oui, mon amour.
13:51Oui, oui, oui.
13:53And they're gonna put their arms around you
13:55when you walk and they're gonna hang on every word
13:57and they're gonna say whatever you want, sweetie.
13:59Just say the word?
14:01Mm-hmm.
14:03Oh, maybe there's something I could be able
14:06Mm-hmm.
14:08Paolo and I are just fine.
14:10You don't have to worry.
14:12Hi, Gert.
14:24Will there be one room or two?
14:26Why two?
14:33Hello.
14:35I don't know what this means.
14:37This is your last chance for a fling.
14:39It's not gonna happen.
14:45Paolo's Italian, right?
14:47Italian men think that fidelity
14:49is the name of the woman
14:51who lives across the hall.
14:53They can't help it.
14:55It's genetic.
14:59Francois, I'm gonna go to my very own room now.
15:01Danke. I'm gonna soak.
15:04Try to forget what you've done to me today.
15:06Okay.
15:08I'm not finished yet.
15:10No, no, no.
15:12I've known Paolo for three years now
15:14and he's just not the type
15:16who will get attracted
15:18to the first good-looking woman
15:20that passes by.
15:22Thanks.
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15:56George peeked inside.
15:58He was trying to see
16:00what was making the swirls
16:03inside the balloons.
16:05The chocolates
16:07began coming out
16:09faster and faster.
16:11They sped by him so quickly
16:13they seemed to be running
16:15on legs of their own.
16:33You'll see that tomorrow?
16:35Mm-hmm.
16:37When your dad comes home,
16:39will he kill the dragon?
16:41I don't know yet, you know.
16:43He has to be very, very careful
16:45and dragons are hard to kill.
16:47Some are very, very dangerous,
16:49those that spit fire.
16:51But I know he'll be back very, very soon.
16:53As soon as he's killed the dragon,
16:55he'll be home.
16:57Okay?
16:59Shh.
17:01Mm.
17:03Le petit dame.
17:05Dors bien, mon coeur.
17:07A demain.
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17:13Bonne nuit, mon ange.
17:15Mwah.
17:17Je me souviens plus
17:19de la voix de papa.
17:21Moi non plus.
17:23Je sais.
17:26And this is
17:28the famous Louvre Museum.
17:30Once a royal fortress
17:32in the 13th century,
17:34now it's considered one of the most famous
17:36museums in the world.
17:38Not difficult, I mean.
17:40They got all these Italian paintings.
17:42They got Leonardo.
17:44They got Michelangelo, Caravaggio, Giotto,
17:46et cetera, et cetera.
17:48Many of which, by the way,
17:50were stolen from Italy.
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18:16Beautiful doesn't even begin
18:18to describe her.
18:21She was like perfect.
18:23She had...
18:25She was radiating a light.
18:27Am I missing something here, brother?
18:29Aren't you getting married to Greta?
18:31She smiled at me.
18:33Well, she's been waiting three years
18:35for you to propose, otherwise she didn't yell
18:37or bite over.
18:39Not Greta. The girl on the bicycle smiled at me.
18:41Which bit of?
18:43I don't know, man. One of his operas.
18:45Look, you've got to forget about this girl
18:47on the bicycle, pal, all right?
18:50Merda! I've got to get this girl out of my head.
18:52I know, I know.
18:54Yeah, you have, right?
18:56So, let's say goodbye to the beautiful girl on the bicycle
18:58with the gorgeous smile, right?
19:00See you later. Tata. Adios. Ciao.
19:02Tata. Ciao, ciao.
19:04Done. All the way from my head.
19:06She's out of my head.
19:08I promise. She's out of my head.
19:10I'm never going to mention her anymore.
19:12Hello, Rasputin's back in town
19:14for the weekend?
19:16Did I tell you she waved at me?
19:18Who?
19:20No, don't tell me. The girl on the fucking bicycle.
19:22What colour? She's a dead man.
19:24I waved back.
19:26I also waved at Greta, though.
19:28Oh, Greta was on the bicycle, too, was she?
19:30I thought she was in Munich.
19:32I'm talking about yesterday.
19:34Me and Greta, we were having sex
19:36and I waved.
19:38You were having sex with Greta
19:40while you were waving at the girl on the bicycle?
19:42No.
19:45Greta was on top of me.
19:47I thought it was the girl on the bicycle,
19:49so I waved.
19:51Can I ask you something?
19:53You're going totally fucking bonkers.
19:55You think I want this?
19:57It just happened.
20:03This girl has possessed me completely.
20:05I don't know if you noticed.
20:07Oh, yeah. I've noticed.
20:09Come on, let's play.
20:11Let's go outside.
20:13OK, sweetheart, now.
20:15It's a perfect day.
20:17All you have to do is remember to wet the soap
20:19and hold it in your left hand.
20:21I'm ready.
20:23If the water is clear.
20:25Oh!
20:27Oh!
20:29Cecile?
20:31Yeah?
20:33Do you think you can grip the soap just a tiny bit tighter?
20:35Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm so sorry.
20:38Oh!
20:40I'm sorry. I lost my grip.
20:42I'm sorry. Are you OK?
20:47Do you think this is funny?
20:49No.
20:51So we all behave like professionals here?
20:53Mm-hm.
20:55Good. Thank you.
21:05Are we done now?
21:08Because, you see, it took two hours longer
21:10than I expected to do your hair and make-up
21:12and we only have this studio for one hour more
21:14so we really need to get this done now.
21:16Yeah.
21:18Good.
21:20Now let's see that face
21:22of being in paradise.
21:24Yeah, now hold it.
21:26Yeah, hold it tight.
21:28Don't let it slip.
21:30Get that soap to...
21:38Cécile!
21:40Cécile, don't do anything.
21:42You have a bad voice.
21:44Nobody's going to buy your stupid soap anyway
21:46because they won't be able to hold it
21:48in their hands for two seconds, dammit!
21:50Yeah, goodbye, Cecile!
21:52Yeah, yeah, goodbye!
21:54Look, man, this one's a piece of cake, right?
21:56Meet the girl on the bicycle.
21:58Why?
22:00I'm getting married with Greta.
22:02I love her. She's perfect for me.
22:04That's why you've got to meet her, right?
22:06There's no girl, not even some beautiful girl
22:08on a bicycle could ever measure up
22:10to your fantasy of her.
22:12Are you sure about this?
22:14It's my speciality.
22:16I don't think it's going to work.
22:18Trust me, right?
22:20The rub is to get a telephone number.
22:22Numéro de téléphone, s'il vous plaît.
22:24Numéro de téléphone, s'il vous plaît.
22:26Numéro de téléphone, s'il vous plaît.
22:28Numéro de téléphone, s'il vous plaît.
22:30Numéro de téléphone, s'il vous plaît.
22:32Numéro de téléphone, s'il vous plaît.
22:35Numéro de téléphone, s'il vous plaît.
22:37Numéro de téléphone, s'il vous plaît.
22:39Numéro de téléphone, s'il vous plaît.
22:41Bravo.
22:43And there we go.
22:45The tomb is buried Napoleon.
22:47Napoleon, you have to know,
22:49was Italian.
22:51His real name was Napoleone di Buonaparte.
22:53And what you now see in that building over there
22:55with the big oval in the middle,
22:57that is the world famous Octatrion.
22:59Now, there's two of these in existence
23:01and a lot of people don't realize this.
23:03The one here in Paris, the other one,
23:05is in Las Vegas, Nevada.
23:07Oh, that's tough Paris.
23:09Looks like I'm here to stay.
23:17I'd rather be walking on the show.
23:20And this is Notre-Dame Cathedral,
23:22which was started in the year 1163
23:25and finished in the year 1345.
23:29182 years to finish the church.
23:32I mean, in Italy we build them almost overnight,
23:34but what are you going to do?
23:36Oh, that's tough Paris.
23:38Looks like I'm here to stay.
23:40Looks like I'm here to stay.
23:48I'll be settling down for a coffee.
23:52Or should I say a café?
23:55It's really not the same.
24:00Oh, that's tough Paris.
24:03That's tough Paris.
24:05There's nothing more I can say.
24:07That's tough Paris.
24:09Looks like I'm here to stay.
24:29Oh, that's tough Paris.
24:59Yes, I think it's fine.
25:18Now you'll be seeing the real Paris
25:20that almost no tourist has ever seen.
25:22Ahead of us you will see the sewing shop.
25:25Very good if you need sewing.
25:27And if it's small, then...
25:32Hi.
25:33Hi, it's me. Call me back, Schnute.
25:45What are you doing?
25:47Paolo always calls me at lunchtime if I'm not flying.
25:50Here's a call.
25:54We're now passing a wine bar.
25:56We have wine. We also have three peanuts.
25:58If it's not August, anything's all right.
26:04Well, suppose that just this one time
26:07he decided not to call.
26:09Nothing bothers an Italian more than a plan.
26:11Show him a schedule and he swats at it like a mosquito.
26:15I think I'm going to call him.
26:26Shit!
26:33Maybe there's a good reason he's not calling.
26:35What's a good reason?
26:38He's dead.
26:41No.
26:45No, it's not. Please, give him a break!
26:47No!
26:50You don't understand, Francois.
26:52Your cell phone is your relationship.
26:54You go from e-mail to texting to actually talking.
26:59He's probably just taking a nap on his bus.
27:20Why?
27:22It's not normal. The road is blocked.
27:24Right in the middle.
27:34Coffee, croissant.
27:36Enjoy your meal.
27:41Well, you got a chance of seeing a different...
27:51Oh, my God!
28:22Where did you go?
28:25Huh? Sorry?
28:26Phone number, please.
28:28Ah, you want my phone number?
28:30Bravo, bravo!
28:31Phone number, please.
28:35No, no, I have to go get my kids.
28:37What?
28:38Well, have fun, asshole!
28:40Goodbye.
28:52Hello?
29:00Hello?
29:01I don't know where to get you on the bicycle, man.
29:03Excellent solution. Fast and fun.
29:05I didn't kill her.
29:07Well, that's too bad, because that definitely would have solved the problem.
29:10You managed to get her phone number?
29:12No, this way and then over.
29:14Oh, well, that should teach her.
29:16If she refuses next time, throw her off the Eiffel Tower,
29:18or maybe drown her in the sand.
29:20Actually, she's got to give you her phone number.
29:22Very funny, man.
29:23Her name is Cecile.
29:25Cecile Laurent.
29:26You spoke to her?
29:27No, I'm at the hospital. I heard the nurse say her name.
29:31Also, I've been fired.
29:33I can't marry Greta without a job.
29:35Find me another job.
29:37Excuse me. Gotta go.
29:39How is Cecile Laurent?
29:41We only can give out information to immediate family.
29:44Are you her husband?
29:47Yeah, I'm the husband.
29:49She has a broken leg and a broken arm,
29:51but only minor fractures.
29:53She'll be fine in a few weeks.
29:55We have her on strong pain medication,
29:57so she's a little drugged out now.
29:59But you should be able to take her home soon.
30:02Take her home soon.
30:05Once you find someone to take care of her,
30:08you can go back to work.
30:10Do you want to see her?
30:13I'll be back.
30:20Children, your father is here.
30:22I'll get him.
30:31Children.
30:33Children.
30:34Papa! Papa!
30:36Papa! Papa!
30:39My sweet, dear children.
30:41You're right, Maman. Papa speaks English.
30:45Time to go home, everybody.
30:50Let's go in.
30:52Hold the door. Hold the door.
30:55Very good.
30:56Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
31:01All right. Let's do it.
31:13Come on.
31:20Come on.
31:25Come on.
31:27Come on.
31:49Come on.
31:54I'm hungry.
31:55Me too.
31:56Okay.
31:57You can go get something to eat.
31:59I'm six years old.
32:00I'm five, Papa.
32:03Papa? Que Papa?
32:06Okay, let's get something straight right away.
32:10Julian? Claire?
32:12Okay. Julian and Claire.
32:14I'm not sure where you got this idea,
32:16but I'm definitely not...
32:18I'm not...
32:20Not what?
32:21I'm not...
32:23I'm not sure what there is to eat for dinner.
32:27Where is the kitchen?
32:32Allora.
32:39Where is the food?
32:40Maman didn't buy it yet.
32:42She buys it on her way home.
32:45Now I'll go buy some real food downstairs.
32:47You play.
32:50He left his phone in the locker.
32:52He left his phone in the locker at the depot.
32:54What time will you be home for dinner tonight?
32:56No, Greta, the thing is that the union decided to do this thing at the last minute.
33:01It's a meeting that I don't know how long it's going to last.
33:05But probably it will last a long time.
33:07I mean, I don't know.
33:09Well, okay, then I'm just going to put your dinner in the fridge and you can microwave it.
33:13Brava. Perfetto.
33:15He has a union meeting tonight.
33:18Greta, who's that?
33:19Nobody. Just a friend.
33:21He's one of the pilots here. We met him.
33:31Paolo took me here the first night we met.
33:34I love it here.
33:36If you ever want to find me, here's where I am.
33:40And I don't believe for one second that he left his phone in his locker.
33:44I don't know.
34:10I'm happy you're back home.
34:12Me too, although you were away a very long time.
34:16Too long.
34:17You should stay here and not kill dragons, Papa.
34:20Well...
34:23It takes a long time to kill dragons.
34:25And if you don't call me Papa, they will leave.
34:29We can call you Papa.
34:30We can call you Papa.
34:38No, you can call me Papa if you want, but not so often.
34:43I mean, at least until we get to know each other.
34:47You know?
34:48Could you say the story of how you killed the dragon when we go to bed?
34:53Bed? That's a good idea. When do you go to bed?
34:56After dinner and our bath.
34:59Okay, if you want to know the whole story about how I killed the dragon,
35:03finish your pasta very quickly and go get your bath.
35:06I'm six years old.
35:07I'm five.
35:09My mom bathes us.
35:12Well, probably not tonight.
35:16And I was in the mouth of the dragon.
35:17Then I put my feet like this, my arms like this, and I kept the mouth open.
35:21Then I took my sword and I plunged through his tongue
35:25and hit all the way down to his throat.
35:29And the dragon wanted to spit fire, but he couldn't because of my sword.
35:34And then all the fire went into his sinuses, and then he had to sneeze.
35:38And so he wanted an antihistamine,
35:40but he couldn't ask for antihistamine because he couldn't talk.
35:44So he was desperate.
35:45And then I saw him become puffy, puffy, puffy, puffy, puffy.
35:49And then he sneezed.
35:51And he sneezed me out of his mouth.
35:53So I was free all of a sudden.
35:55I look at him and he was like...
36:00An enormous sneeze and all this nasal mucus there.
36:05And then he dropped and fell in this giant puddle of nasal mucus.
36:13And he drowned.
36:14And he was dead.
36:19It was easy, really.
36:25Good night.
36:26My mom wakes us up at seven for school.
36:30Seven?
36:31Okay, I wake you up at seven.
36:33Good night.
36:59Moshi moshi.
37:00No, moshi moshi yourself.
37:03You don't know what kind of shit you put me in, man.
37:05Cecilia has two children.
37:08What have you got at all to do with it?
37:09No, they think I'm their father.
37:12And why's that?
37:13I don't know why is that, they just do.
37:15Who cares why?
37:16I mean, they think I've been away kissing dragons.
37:19So, did you rescue the princess?
37:21Want to go back together?
37:23No, the princess, she took so many pills, she's like in a coma.
37:26Where are you, man?
37:27I'm on my way to Greta.
37:29And by the way, if she calls you,
37:30you have to tell her that we were at the union meeting tonight, me and you.
37:34Oh, we got union there, have we?
37:36That's all I could think about, man.
37:38So now, put down your stupid guitar and find someone who can take care of Cecilia and their kids.
37:42Any specific qualification?
37:44Yes, she should not be beautiful and not ride a bicycle.
37:48Excusez-moi, vous savez où se trouve la rue Saint-Jean?
38:00Oui, la prochaine à gauche.
38:03We are looking for rue Saint-Jacques.
38:06Oui, je comprends, je comprends.
38:08It's on the left.
38:10Why don't you speak to me in French?
38:12Do you know how much money I've spent having French lessons?
38:15No one in this city will speak a word to me in French.
38:18I've had three French wives.
38:20Not one of them would speak to me in French.
38:22Do you know how maddening that is?
39:15What time is it?
39:25Six o'clock. I'm going jogging.
39:28Wait, didn't you just go out?
39:30Yeah, but I really didn't get enough of a workout.
39:33I want a bit more.
39:36Paolo?
39:38What?
39:40What?
39:42What are you thinking?
39:44No, Paolo, what am I thinking?
39:46It's true, I really want to go jogging.
40:14Bonjour, bambini.
40:25Time to get up, come on.
40:27Uno, due, e tre.
40:35Hey!
40:37You're up.
40:39You don't have any clean clothes?
40:58Bonjour.
41:00Feeling better?
41:04You hit me with your bus.
41:06Yes, I know. I'm really sorry.
41:09Why are you in my apartment if you hit me with your bus?
41:13Well, because I'm taking care of you and the kids.
41:15Not for long, because I have to find a job.
41:17Here.
41:18What's that?
41:19It's a telephone.
41:21Yes, thank you, I know, but why are you giving it to me?
41:23So you can call someone to help you until you get better.
41:26I mean, take care of the kids.
41:28Like who?
41:30I don't know, your parents?
41:32Morocco.
41:37You hit me with your bus.
41:39Yeah, I know that, but there's got to be someone who's going to be able to take care of you and the kids.
41:43I mean, I don't know, like you have an uncle, an aunt.
41:49Do you have someone from Facebook?
41:52No.
41:53What about your ex-husband?
41:56He's not my ex-husband.
41:58We were never married and now he's living in Australia with his wife and two children, so...
42:05Why did you hit me with your bus?
42:07Well, I can't believe that you haven't told your children that their father is not coming back.
42:16Okay, let's try something new.
42:18Yeah, excellent idea.
42:20Maybe you can get me some breakfast.
42:23Please?
42:24Breakfast?
42:27Okay.
42:31Excuse me, why do the kids think I'm their father?
42:34I know the answer to that.
42:36Because that's what you told the nurse.
42:38Now can I get my breakfast, please?
42:41No.
42:43I didn't tell the nurse that I'm their father.
42:47I told the nurse that I'm your husband.
42:49You told her that?
42:51Why?
42:53Oh, so you could get my phone number.
42:55No, no, no.
42:56Yes, yes, you kept asking me for my phone number.
42:59Why were you doing that?
43:02Derek, the friend of mine.
43:05I told him that I saw this beautiful girl on the bicycle.
43:10And he wants to meet you.
43:12He has a thing for beautiful women.
43:14I'll go get the breakfast.
43:15Oh, I thought the number was for you.
43:17No, it wasn't for me.
43:19Why would I need your phone number?
43:21By the way, I'm engaged to get married, just so you know.
43:23Okay, then why did you tell the nurse you were my husband?
43:26Because I had to find out how you were, that's it.
43:28Why?
43:29Because I hit you with my bus.
43:31Voila!
43:34You still eating?
43:36Finish up.
43:37We have to leave in five minutes.
43:39There's always so much pressure around here.
43:42Get out of bed, dress, finish your breakfast, go to school.
43:48Not good for my nerves.
43:50Huh.
43:51If you really want to know how I feel,
43:53not good for my nerves.
43:55Huh.
43:56If you really want to see something that is not going to be good for your nerves,
43:58try not to be late in five minutes.
44:09Okay.
44:10Bye, Julia.
44:11Bye, bye, Papa.
44:14Bye, Papa.
44:15Bye, Julia.
44:16Bye.
44:24Ah, Paolo.
44:27Hello.
44:28I called for you, but you weren't here.
44:30Well, I was out doing laundry.
44:32The children have no clean clothes.
44:34What are you doing there?
44:35I'm trying to get to the bathroom.
44:37I've been holding it forever.
44:39Hello, are you going to help me?
44:43Bathroom?
44:45Paolo.
44:46Huh?
44:48Paolo, I've been in this gown forever.
44:50I really need you to help me get on something closest.
44:53Closest?
44:55In the armoire here, on the left side is a bra and panties.
45:00Now, done.
45:02Yeah.
45:03No, I'm not done.
45:04My breasts go inside the bra.
45:06They're not inside the bra.
45:09Okay.
45:11Done.
45:12Okay.
45:13Okay.
45:14Okay.
45:15Okay.
45:16Okay.
45:17Okay.
45:18Okay.
45:19Okay.
45:20Okay.
45:21Okay.
45:22Okay.
45:23Okay.
45:24Okay.
45:25Okay.
45:26Okay.
45:27Okay.
45:28Done.
45:30Okay.
45:31Now can you...
45:32No, I'm not going to do your panties.
45:34There are some scissors over there in the sewing basket.
45:42You have to tell the children I'm not their father, okay?
45:45Yes.
45:46I'll tell them as soon as you bring them back from school.
45:50Well, we should break it to them gently.
45:53Julien is under a lot of pressure.
45:55I'm afraid that if we do it too quickly, it's going to be bad for his nerves.
46:06No.
46:07Stop.
46:08Turn around.
46:11I like cartoons.
46:13Ah, you do, huh?
46:14You do.