Pepito Manaloto: Pepito, mapagbigay daw sa mga babae?! (YouLOL)
Pinagbigyan ni Pepito (Michael V.) ang mga kapitbahay niyang parang United Nations kung mag-party sa kanilang bahay kaya nagustuhan siya ng bago niyang kliyente.
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00:00Ma'am, Ma'am, Ma'am, Ma'am, Ma'am, Ma'am, you have a visitor.
00:09Huh? Who?
00:11United Nations.
00:13Huh? United Nations?
00:17Yes, Ma'am. The Australian Pinay.
00:20Good morning.
00:23The Chinay.
00:25Hello.
00:27The Pinay of Pinay.
00:30Hi.
00:32Atigit sa lahat, Agbisayang Tisay.
00:35Hello.
00:38Para po sa inyo, Mrs. Manalo.
00:41Tune po kayo, tune po kayo. Come in, come in.
00:44Kami po ang officers ng Homeowners Association.
00:48Ako po si Evelyn, eto po si Shirley, si Cheng, atsaka si Amerine.
00:53This is for you. I hope you like the goodies.
00:57Salamat, salamat.
01:00Bakit? E kasi hindi po ba pumayag kayo na dito namin gawin yung Halloween party sa bahay ninyo?
01:07Huh?
01:15Nagi-isa na lang ako. Matanda na ako. Ano bang gagawin ko sa kayamanang iniwanan sa akin?
01:23If I may make a suggestion, Ms. Romero, if your money is the problem, sa akin yun nalang bigay.
01:30I'm just joking, I'm just joking.
01:34Mrs. Romero, you know, we've been in this business for 30 years already.
01:39At lahat naman po na naging kliyente namin, naging masaya naman po sa aming servisyo.
01:44You know, we can assure you that we will take care of your assets po talaga.
01:49So kung pwede po sana eh...
01:52Uhm, iyong...
01:57Hello? Ayaw sa? O, hindi, nasa meeting ako eh. Yung party, Halloween? Halloween?
02:08Hindi ah, hindi. Wala ko sinasabing ngayon.
02:13But I asked him. I asked him nicely and he said yes.
02:20He said yes? He said yes several times?
02:27Now, now he say no.
02:33He said yes?
02:35No, several times also.
02:37It's so bad. What am I gonna do?
02:40Calm down Marie, calm down.
02:43Nakapasensya, pasensya na kayo ha. Kasi ako talagang masyado syang sensitive eh.
02:49Talagang, talagang sobra syang nagdaramdam kapag napapahiya sya ha.
02:53Alam mo one time, in-invite niya kaming mag-dinner sa kanila para patikim yung Australian food.
02:59Eh, nagluto sya ng adobong kangaroo.
03:04Eh sabi ko, lasang apritadang giraffe. Eh, napahiya yung loka.
03:10Alam mo kung ano nangyari?
03:12Nako, hindi na siya nagsalita. Hindi niya na kami inimik.
03:17Ten months syang hindi nagsalita.
03:20Pabuti na nga lang, naka-recover eh.
03:23Eh, kailan lang siya uli nagsalita?
03:28Wednesday, last week.
03:31Ay, serious. I'm so embarrassed.
03:35Kapitoy, narinig mo.
03:37Tasa, pakisabi mo para hindi na sumamaan loob niya, OK na ka mo ha. Pakisabi yes.
03:45Sige, sige, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye.
03:50Boss Pepito, maybe you should put your phone on silent or turn it off.
03:55Nahi-Storboring meeting natin kay Mrs. Romero eh.
03:58Sige-sige.
03:59Mrs. Romero, pasensya na po ah.
04:02No, it's OK.
04:04I like you Mr. Pepito.
04:07What? Are you sarcastic, ma'am?
04:11No, I mean this.
04:12Earlier, I was watching his act while he was talking on the phone.
04:17Do you understand?
04:18It's like you're giving every woman.
04:24I saw that you're doing everything
04:26to stop the crying of the woman you're talking to on the phone.
04:30No, I feel sorry for her.
04:31That's why I decided to do it.
04:35You know what, Mrs. Romero?
04:37Pepito is really like that.
04:39He has a black heart.
04:40He's not like the others who have a black heart.
04:47What black heart?
04:49The black heart.
04:53Maricar, I know you've given me your assurance
04:56that you'll take care of my assets.
04:58I'm glad to hear that.
05:00But I want you to give me Mr. Pepito's assurance.
05:08The assurance that you'll take care of me.
05:12I already did that.
05:13I know you won't let a woman like me cry.
05:17And that's all I want.
05:20I'll sign the contract.
05:23Wait.
05:27On one condition.
05:30I heard that you have a party at your house.
05:33Invite me.
05:36I love costume parties.
05:40Okay.
05:42Of course.
05:43Of course.
05:45Okay.
05:46Ma'am, come here.
05:48Okay.
05:51Is this okay?
05:53Yes, thank you.
05:56Laugh, laugh, laugh.
05:58Anytime, anyone, anyhow.
06:01Anywhere in the world, everybody in the house.
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06:08You know.
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