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01:54Reborn
02:00Episode 03
02:043000 years ago, regardless of what happened,
02:08you couldn't avoid the sword of the Sword Embroiderer Agreement.
02:11In case of three-course war,
02:12the first option is to defeat Wukong and take Yasheng.
02:13The second option is to help Dongting and defeat him.
02:45I'm afraid this town is full of dead people.
02:49Do you want to inherit someone's last wish?
02:51Continue to bring peace to the world?
02:53A thousand years of dark history, one light to remember.
03:01The dog-eating man fights.
03:03The dog-eating man fights.
03:05The dog-eating man fights.
03:07The dog-eating man fights.
03:09The dog-eating man fights.
03:11The dog-eating man fights.
03:13The dog-eating man fights.
03:15The dog-eating man fights.
03:17The dog-eating man fights.
03:19The dog-eating man fights.
03:33Miss Ning, what's this?
03:37The index palm invokes three things before machinery.
03:41Standing pose. Walking pose. And sleeping pose.
03:43Sleep is for the skill to accumulate electricity and the breath to flow.
03:46Let's not talk about it for now.
03:48War and walking, you don't need to consider the talent root.
03:51If you persist for a long time,
03:53you will be strong and be able to live for a long time.
03:55It's not impossible.
03:57Come on, let me show you how to walk.
03:59Watch carefully.
04:43Are you pretending to walk or playing the drum?
04:58Even the old hen can walk better than you.
05:05How do you call this thing?
05:07I was born in the world's number one place.
05:11You should be able to do this in your mother's womb.
05:20Chen Ping, I think you're right.
05:22Reading books a hundred times, learning the art of martial arts.
05:25So is martial arts.
05:27If you can't get out of your stomach after practicing for tens of thousands of times,
05:29you can practice for hundreds of thousands of times.
05:31Miss Ying, is it okay to practice walking in the water?
05:34Of course.
05:37Practice quickly, then straighten your back.
05:39Finally, tighten your neck.
05:47Why do you practice boxing with a fishing rod?
05:51By the way, dig a stone.
05:53I won't call you a rich man in the future.
05:55I'll call you Chen Stone.
05:57Just practice a million times first.
05:59How can there be such a Chen Ping in the world?
06:01There is no misunderstanding.
06:03He is such a bad idiot.
06:06Did I dig a big pit for him?
06:12There is a lot of spiritual energy here.
06:14I'm going to train my mind here.
06:16Take care of me.
06:18Yes, Miss.
06:36I'm sorry.
06:38I'm sorry.
06:40I'm sorry.
06:42I'm sorry.
06:44I'm sorry.
06:46I'm sorry.
06:48I'm sorry.
06:50I'm sorry.
06:52I'm sorry.
06:54I'm sorry.
06:56I'm sorry.
06:58I'm sorry.
07:00I'm sorry.
07:02I'm sorry.
07:04I'm sorry.
07:06I'm sorry.
07:08I'm sorry.
07:10I'm sorry.
07:12I'm sorry.
07:14I'm sorry.
07:16I'm sorry.
07:18I'm sorry.
07:20I'm sorry.
07:22I'm sorry.
07:24I'm sorry.
07:26I'm sorry.
07:28I'm sorry.
07:30I'm sorry.
07:33I'm sorry.
07:40How dare you ruin my plan!
07:42Kill him!
07:45Kill him!
08:02Why is there less snake-egg-water?
08:04And the color is getting darker.
08:15Five to six hours a day.
08:17One million times of fire.
08:19It takes ten years.
08:23Ten years it is.
08:25I made an appointment with Miss Ning.
08:27I can't go back on my word.
08:30Ten years it is.
08:32I made an appointment with Miss Ning.
08:34I can't go back on my word.
08:48Awesome!
08:50Where is it?
09:00I don't know if you noticed.
09:02The water is much lower.
09:04The water is much lower.
09:06The water is much lower.
09:08The water is much lower.
09:10The water is much lower.
09:12The stone in your basket
09:14can't hold the air.
09:16The stone in your basket
09:18will change its shape soon.
09:20Forget it.
09:22You don't have to do it.
09:24You are practicing boxing.
09:26You are practicing boxing.
09:29You are practicing boxing.
09:54You are not stupid.
09:56You are just like me.
09:58You are just like me.
10:28Yes, you did.
10:34You should be
10:36fished out of this mandarin octopus market.
10:40Don't shout like the mandarin octopus
10:41diagonal to the door for a hundred years.
10:43All for trees,
10:45touch the spirit of things for ten years.
10:47Your fists has feels poor
10:49but there is good will in it.
10:51After practice many times,
10:53you might be a good boxing instructor.
10:55Your future is
10:57But I can't say for sure.
10:59Why would that girl have a heart of water?
11:19Do you know that once this is done,
11:21it will be a life-and-death battle for the rest of your life?
11:23Hm.
11:25You're so hard-hearted.
11:27You can't even handle this little trouble.
11:29Why don't you just give up?
11:31You're not even a disciple of the Ice Tribe.
11:33How dare you talk back to me?
11:35You're not even my master.
11:37Why should I listen to you?
11:41Fine.
11:43If I run into this kind of situation in the future,
11:45I'll go tell that girl.
11:47Let her ruin my life too.
11:49Let's just say
11:51it's karma.
11:53Do you know that
11:55if you always put yourself above everyone else,
11:57one day you'll meet a strong opponent
11:59who will break your long-life spell.
12:01How are you going to deal with that?
12:03I'll just accept my fate.
12:05Ma Kuxuan,
12:07no matter how you deal with it,
12:09there's one thing you need to remember.
12:11Learn the Breaking Sword.
12:13Learn the Shuriken.
12:15Learn the Invincible Sword.
12:17You're not allowed to kill.
12:19You're not allowed to humiliate your people.
12:21And you're not allowed to deliberately
12:23harm the people of the same path because of jealousy.
12:25You're thinking too much.
12:27No matter how high Xiaozhen's achievements are,
12:29he'll just be a stepping stone for me in the future.
12:31Jealousy?
12:33It's too late for me to thank them.
12:37We've retrieved the weapon of the Ice Tribe.
12:39Come back to Zhenwu Mountain with me to practice.
12:43Xiaotian!
12:47Xiaotian!
12:59Xiaotian!
13:05As for Ma Kuxuan,
13:07there's really no room for him to come back.
13:09If your Junior Uncle
13:11really wants to take this kid as a disciple of Mount Kai,
13:13he can come by himself.
13:15If you're not convinced,
13:17come to Zhenwu Mountain to find me.
13:21It's just a trip for our Junior Uncle.
13:25Why bother?
13:35I'm not interested in Changsheng.
13:39Who can teach me how to kill?
13:45The Ice Tribe's sword practice
13:47has been the best in the world since ancient times.
13:49Fine! I'll go with you!
14:09You're from Xifu.
14:11It's a pity that you and I
14:13are far apart.
14:15We can't be friends.
14:17Do you know the usefulness of these stones?
14:19A Taoist priest of the Ice Tribe
14:21has reminded me that he often comes to the West
14:23to pick up stones and catch fish.
14:25Do you also know our Junior Uncle Lu?
14:31Junior Uncle Lu
14:33is not from our tribe.
14:35It's just that he visited our tribe many years ago
14:37and stayed with us
14:39for many years.
14:41When we get to know each other,
14:43we will naturally
14:45call each other Junior Uncle.
14:49If I see Taoist Lu in the future,
14:51can you help me give it to him?
14:59As long as I see Junior Uncle Lu,
15:01I will definitely help you give it to him.
15:05This piece is for you.
15:11Sister Xingzi,
15:13this stone is so beautiful!
15:15Your name is Li Baoping, right?
15:17Thank you for helping us
15:19find Ma Kuxuan.
15:21If you want this stone,
15:23I'll give it to you.
15:25Okay!
15:27I'll give it to you.
15:29Pick one.
15:31I'll pick a nice one.
15:33I'm leaving.
15:35I'm leaving.
15:39Senior Sister, Chen Ping'an and Ma Kuxuan
15:41are like a cloud and mud.
15:43Why do you want to be with him?
15:45It's just natural.
15:55Isn't this Liu Baqiao
15:57from the Thunderous Abyss?
15:59Why are you peeping at my Senior Sister?
16:01You are disturbing my mood.
16:03You are blaming me?
16:07You must be Gao Juefu from the High School.
16:09He must be
16:11the Taoist priest
16:13who has taught many people.
16:17To tell you the truth,
16:19the Taoist priest I care about
16:21is only Fairy Su.
16:23The Fairy Su you are talking about
16:25is Su Jia from Zhengyang Mountain?
16:27That's right.
16:29That's strange.
16:31We can talk about marriage and marriage when we get married.
16:35When I get the Sword Sutra in the town
16:37and conquer Zhengyang Mountain,
16:39who will dare to stop Fairy Su
16:41from marrying me?
16:43That's what Su Jia thinks, too.
16:49The town is this way.
16:51It's really hard to find.
17:01Madam.
17:05Madam.
17:07Liu Xianyang is too cunning.
17:09He betrayed the weak and the weak,
17:11and set up rules for him.
17:13He is not allowed to cross the bridge.
17:15This...
17:17Buying the armor is...
17:19Mother,
17:21why are you still keeping him?
17:23Just kill him.
17:25Don't be angry.
17:27The armor
17:29will be yours sooner or later.
17:31It's just that
17:33I need a good opportunity now.
17:35What good opportunity?
17:37No matter what he is,
17:39just catch Liu.
17:41I don't believe he won't sell it.
17:43Madam.
17:45Feng Lei Yuan.
17:47Feng Lei Yuan,
17:49the enemy of Zhengyang Mountain.
17:51They are here, too.
17:53What a good opportunity.
17:55No matter who Feng Lei Yuan is,
17:57as long as he faces
17:59the people of Zhengyang Mountain,
18:01it will be a disaster.
18:05Son,
18:07I promise you
18:09the armor will be yours soon.
18:13985.
18:15986.
18:27I...
18:31997.
18:33998.
18:35Liu Zhengyang.
18:37There is a pretty girl
18:39looking for you at the bridge.
18:45Master.
18:47It's been a thousand times.
18:49I'm going to the toilet.
18:53Even if Master finds out
18:55that I sneaked away,
18:57as long as I don't cross the bridge,
18:59I'll be fine.
19:01Dad,
19:03didn't you see Liu Zhengyang running away?
19:05Why don't you care?
19:07Do I have to care
19:09everything I see?
19:11The first thing I want to do
19:13is to confiscate this plate of braised pork.
19:15Dad, if you don't make sense,
19:17I'll eat it every day
19:19and eat it open.
19:21Liu Zhengyang
19:23is like this sword.
19:25It's a good one,
19:27but it lacks the magic power
19:29and patience of a thousand hammers and a hundred chains.
19:31It can only fall
19:33with the consequences of the old age.
19:51Mr. Xi.
19:53I'm fine.
20:01Take it.
20:07I didn't give it to you for nothing.
20:09I have a favor to ask you.
20:11Okay.
20:13In the future,
20:15if the Yamen is in trouble,
20:17I hope you
20:19can help me as much as you can.
20:21Don't forget
20:23what I told you before.
20:25A gentleman will not be saved.
20:27That's my word.
20:29I'm not testing people's hearts.
20:31Mr. Xi,
20:33I can't
20:35promise you that.
20:49In the future,
20:51if the Yamen is in trouble,
20:53you don't have to feel guilty
20:55and don't have to
20:57do it on purpose.
20:59But Chen Ping'an,
21:01even if I say so,
21:03you won't do it, will you?
21:13There's a pretty girl
21:15who wants to see me.
21:17It must be Zhi Gui.
21:19Did she finally figure it out?
21:21She wants to be with me forever.
21:23Honey!
21:35I advise you not to say it again.
21:37I won't sell it.
21:39Don't be in a hurry to refuse.
21:41Let me make it clear to you
21:43before making a decision.
21:45It's boring.
21:47Although Lu Zhengchun has a bad temper,
21:49I hope you don't make it difficult for her.
21:51It's not a good deal.
21:53Okay.
21:55One more thing.
21:59I only say it to you.
22:01I'm going to kill Chen Ping'an.
22:15Don't cross the bridge.
22:17Otherwise,
22:19I'll break your legs.
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