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00:02:46Anybody got some tobacco wrappings?
00:02:49There'll be some reading paper.
00:02:55Why, there be that Bush Hidin' Cooper, the revenuer.
00:02:59Whatever all these lines be meanin', Cindy?
00:03:02Did hear a sayin' that this revenuer
00:03:06gonna bust up all our stills,
00:03:09like it be a-doin' in other places.
00:03:11Well, I'm gonna stick this up here where Snuffy can see it.
00:03:15Well, who's didn't want a hogstick of revenuer?
00:03:23Snuffy sure ain't givin' them revenuers no comfort.
00:03:29Speculate the time he put a hornet's nest in Cooper's car,
00:03:33there was a sting in him, leaves as speckled as a guinea.
00:03:37Them revenuers are just a-pinin' to get their hands on Snuffy.
00:03:40You ain't needin' to be a-frettin'.
00:03:42They's just shadow huntin' when they's a-lookin' for Snuffy,
00:03:45cause he be up far on the point of eagle-eyein' him out.
00:04:00Mr. Carson, you're sure discombobratin'.
00:04:05Comin' here a-choplickin' and a-takin' my dream away.
00:04:10Just when I was gonna shoot me that revenuer.
00:04:25Three calls, revenuers!
00:04:40Four calls, revenuers!
00:05:10Chief, you go first.
00:05:12All right, all right.
00:05:14Come on, now, let's go.
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00:05:17Hey, Wilson.
00:05:19Oh, Wilson, come here.
00:05:21You know, you're a very nice guy, and I like you very much,
00:05:24and you're very polite.
00:05:25But if you hit me in the back with another branch again
00:05:28today, I'm going to break every bone in your body.
00:05:31Quiet, quiet.
00:05:32They might hear us.
00:05:34Come on.
00:05:34Well, you've been trying to catch
00:05:36that little fella for months.
00:05:37What's the hurry now?
00:05:38Hey, I got to catch him today.
00:05:40Uncle Sam wants me on another job tomorrow.
00:05:44Coma, why do you hate that little mountaineer?
00:05:46Now, look.
00:05:48I don't hate him, but I should.
00:05:51He's been making a monkey out of me for months.
00:05:53Not only that, but he's ruined my record with the boss.
00:05:56Quiet.
00:05:57Come on, they're here.
00:06:01Snuffy, don't be a throwing lip till you
00:06:03know you can't miss.
00:06:09I hate to be a spy in store bought clothes,
00:06:13but I've got to stop that revenue.
00:06:25They're shooting cats.
00:06:27This is the last straw.
00:06:28Let them have it, boys.
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00:08:06Time's a-wastin'!
00:08:07Luigi!
00:08:08Table of nobles!
00:08:09I'm a-wastin' my time!
00:08:32Come on, woman, quit stallin'!
00:08:47What a-railin' your poor bees and your breeches?
00:08:50Revenuers.
00:08:51Did they catch the steel?
00:08:52No, the bodacious digits weren't even in smelling range.
00:08:56Well, I guess we lost them.
00:08:59What do we do now?
00:09:00Oh, no, we haven't.
00:09:04We'll let Snuffy's dog take us to his cabin.
00:09:07Come on, boy.
00:09:08What?
00:09:09What?
00:09:10He'll be out-parkin' these new revenuers, too.
00:09:13Don't ever be forgettin'.
00:09:14They'll catch ya.
00:09:19Was there a travelin' peddler here while I be gone?
00:09:22No, there wasn't.
00:09:26Somebody here be smokin' foreign tobacco.
00:09:29Old Tom Elby's son will buy.
00:09:32Don Elby?
00:09:33Why he come back?
00:09:36He be a-lovesicknin' for Cindy.
00:09:37Balls of fire!
00:09:39If old Saul ever catches Don Elby a-love-makin' to his Cindy, they'll be a-killin'.
00:09:45Why don't they be callin' this feud off?
00:09:47They're tired, thirteen-thirteen.
00:09:49Yeah, not countin' the hogs.
00:09:52And porks goin' up.
00:09:53This must be Snuffy's cabin.
00:10:06I'm sorry, Mr. Carson, but I couldn't wait.
00:10:11You're too slow.
00:10:12Here.
00:10:13Here's a nice piece of meat for ya.
00:10:14Now, easy.
00:10:15It ain't one thing that'll take a man and a dog's appetite away, but a revenue.
00:10:25You wait here.
00:10:36Where's Snuffy Smith?
00:10:37I wouldn't know him.
00:10:38Well, we saw him today.
00:10:39Hey, you be seein' my Snuffy?
00:10:40Yeah.
00:10:41There he well.
00:10:42How does he look?
00:10:43Awful.
00:10:44Ah, quit your stalling.
00:10:45Whose place is this?
00:10:46Us hillfolks.
00:10:47Always that's an extra place for people what gets lost.
00:10:48Take a seat in here.
00:10:49Oh.
00:10:50Come on.
00:10:51Crawl out of there, Smith.
00:10:52Hey, come on out or I'll start shootin'.
00:10:53Oh, you will, huh?
00:10:54Oh, he bit me.
00:11:20He might have bit you, but you ain't tasty.
00:11:21He's in there to slip.
00:11:28There's a hole under the bed.
00:11:29Well, he's not out here.
00:11:30Oh, I just saw that corn shock move.
00:11:39I know the liquor up here is potent, but don't tell me that the corn itself is strong enough
00:11:44to walk.
00:11:50Don't tell me.
00:11:51He didn't move that time.
00:11:52Oh.
00:11:53Oh.
00:11:54Gardenia.
00:12:00Gardenia.
00:12:06Gardenia.
00:12:12Darling, I'll be.
00:12:34I sure be glad to see you.
00:12:37But you had not to be coming here.
00:12:39I had to see you today because I have to be back at camp tonight.
00:12:42Gosh, honey, you're pretty as a redbird.
00:12:46Your plum's gross.
00:12:47She's too done.
00:12:48Are you a general?
00:12:51No, just a buck private, Cindy.
00:12:54What's in love with you?
00:12:56That's the way I'd be a feeling, too.
00:12:58I wish your pa favored me.
00:13:01He won't be doing that till the feudin's over.
00:13:04Hey, by the way, where is he?
00:13:06I'd be a leaving him a garden of liquor still.
00:13:09One of them new revenuers has been pestering around.
00:13:13You suppose he'll feel different about us now that I'm in the army?
00:13:17Oh, ain't he, Ken, what you'd be a doing?
00:13:19If he'd be seeing an Albie, and you're an Albie, he'd be a shooting.
00:13:24Yeah, maybe.
00:13:26But he can't keep me from loving you.
00:13:29That'd be nice word making.
00:13:32After you done seen all them powdered city women,
00:13:38what you be having in the package?
00:13:41Well, that's the range finder that I made in technical school.
00:13:46Oh, that here weird looking.
00:13:50What the?
00:13:51With this, you can shoot a cannon as straight as you can a squirrel gun.
00:13:54Why you be a taking it?
00:13:56I'm taking it to the army.
00:13:58And, honey, when they buy it, we'll get married.
00:14:01And I'll dress you up like a peach tree in bloom.
00:14:04Will you?
00:14:06Maybe a long time.
00:14:08Oh, that ain't no matter.
00:14:12I'm still a hankering for you.
00:14:16Are you?
00:14:19Shh.
00:14:29Da, da, da, do.
00:14:32Da, da, da, da, da, da, dee.
00:14:36Da, da, da, do, do, do, do, do.
00:14:39Poor me.
00:14:43Oh.
00:14:45a smell. Since when you're becoming a revenue were
00:14:50a revenue or this is the army uniform I thought she was another revenue they'd be
00:14:56up at my cabin I'll be coming here to hide. With
00:15:03only be
00:15:04a few they've been no Indians in these parts for more than fifty years now we're
00:15:09not fighting Indians I enlisted to help Uncle Sam.
00:15:15Cool buttons I bet they'd be
00:15:17a cost in your heat how now the government gives them to you. You can't keep
00:15:23reaches to you know any work in your heart and you and you're getting your
00:15:29vehicles the government gives you all you can eat and they let you sleep all the
00:15:34time. A place to be good little gold buttons can't keep breaches and.
00:15:41You get me
00:15:44a smoking. No but they pay you thirty a month and you can buy. Nothing I bet they'd
00:15:51be needing you up at the still know so they're standing by our hopes.
00:15:59You'll be the first L.B.
00:16:01I ever see to live in souls cabin. You
00:16:08need to live in law be
00:16:10a lower in your gun so I'm not coming to take me to the army you'll be gone alone
00:16:16because I'm sending him to the graveyard. I can't make it down.
00:16:29Come on get it's not me I'll drive you home no I can't be going home revenue is
00:16:35a god my house. Only so I'll be
00:16:40a hard me out. No still mad at me.
00:16:49Jeepers I'm
00:16:51a joint in the army with you.
00:17:05I.
00:17:15Got both day she is just I'll be
00:17:18a bunch of the raffle ball off your pumpkin hey what can I get in there now look
00:17:23I've been telling you for
00:17:24a week I can't let you in this army camp. I have to see to get in there all go see
00:17:31the general well I've been over that I'm going to get out of the way.
00:17:48Yes yes yes General Rosewater speaking I can't. Take
00:17:54a seat I'm here and you need some good shooting men for the army I'll be in
00:18:00the best world shooting in
00:18:01a new United States and me and old tombstone will be
00:18:05a fight near war and all I'm asking is a place to bed
00:18:11vittles gold buttons thirty dollars a month and tacky breeches how did you get in
00:18:17here.
00:18:30The revenue. Friend of yours.
00:18:43Yes.
00:18:54But it's just so few pocket then I'm going home.
00:19:00I'm going to wait.
00:19:09I don't know where to go when I went through my legs you run down the road thank
00:19:14you to have
00:19:15a fight and bring them back to me yes I'm going to come back with.
00:19:30All. The open in this can
00:19:42for my so make him.
00:19:44For. You
00:19:56be taking your rifle gun down yet I got into that army.
00:20:04They are busting up my paddle for
00:20:06a kindling wood show I'll be I'll be lining you to keep kindling cut.
00:20:14To. Part
00:20:24of it's cool.
00:20:45All.
00:20:52Walls of fire what the tarnation you're doing I just feel so sad and it will get
00:20:59on with your soap making and leave me be.
00:21:07To me my spirit to drink up my soul so now he's he could be giving me more trouble
00:21:14than the revenue was. A be sure you make it like you always be.
00:21:29Well I.
00:21:44Have.
00:21:56I'm
00:21:56a put it in the pot and change. I'm
00:22:01a put it in the water. And it is. It be
00:22:07spirit you should be having to do nothing at all but. What you're doing you ain't
00:22:12been doing it for I was doing it with the great great grand poppies wouldn't make
00:22:17a war made
00:22:17a cocoa bowl or would want to be disappearing in the soul cannot be getting
00:22:23another war on how grandpappy got that when he were
00:22:27a pirate with Captain Kidd and I do be hearing that the sea done swallowed up
00:22:33kookaburra Island and ain't no more like it ain't got
00:22:37a son delay or they buried him in that one.
00:22:52I'll be disappearing this deal. P.
00:22:57B.
00:22:58A.
00:22:58Saving every drop of it.
00:23:08You know I'm
00:23:09a rebel. I get
00:23:24lost again I don't know I don't mind that we're snuffy I wouldn't be no take
00:23:30a look under the bed on my house is
00:23:32a bit upset it being.
00:23:46Hey you're going to shoot me Mr Army man because I've got my very in place all
00:23:51picked out. I got orders to return you to the commanding general of the Tenth Army
00:23:57Corps.
00:23:57And make in yourself
00:24:00a week when you.
00:24:10Want to talk to me and I'm not taking that dog with you well any place I go that
00:24:14dog goes this is one place you're going to that dog's not going. I'll be
00:24:19a put them in the house come on Mr Carson and leave the door open that's right.
00:24:24And you'll be doing
00:24:25a blackout I air cove in you with spirit juice.
00:24:47Goodbye now easy.
00:24:53I. He remembered me as I am.
00:25:07Mr Carson.
00:25:24I.
00:25:34So you're fine I'm a good neighbor with me. That's all. That's all.
00:25:46Now I'm going to get you know if when you're going to bounce
00:25:49a rifle ball off my head do it quick rifle. I want to talk to you you're
00:25:56a hero sit down.
00:26:03We're risking your life to save me from that runaway motorcycle and you're going to
00:26:06be
00:26:06a let me live certainly and I want to reward you for it is there something I can do
00:26:11to make you happy. You know I like. Jackie breeches
00:26:17a place to bed gold buttons. Good little and
00:26:24thirty dollars a month for my smoking you still want to get out of the area you
00:26:29sure I understand. You know what you'd be having
00:26:35a gurgle of corn drippings corn drippings yeah we're coming from old still
00:26:42liquor never touch my life is not allowed around here well would you be having
00:26:47a joy even to back you know thank you. Mr Smith would you mind taking your feet
00:26:53off my desk I'll be doing it but I think it's better with them over my head and
00:26:59now how about them Jackie breeches you're going to short for the army now there's
00:27:05something else that general why be coming from folks be
00:27:10a keep in their promises.
00:27:28You're so sudden you're done scared me somewhere in regulations of the
00:27:31classification would permit you to wear a uniform but the pay is only twenty one
00:27:35dollars
00:27:35a month do I still be getting my Jackie breeches twenty one dollars a month and
00:27:41Jackie breeches you know you got yourself a soldier.
00:27:51I've been making
00:27:52a heap of the sounds to. Get wrong.
00:28:05Yes Sir I'm sending over stuff is meant to lift him under special classification
00:28:10Z.
00:28:11B.
00:28:11As in barracks no Z.
00:28:13As in Zanuck all right Smith report to the quartermaster for your Jackie breeches
00:28:19general with me helping you things are going to be
00:28:22a change in two heads all this war better than one.
00:28:25In.
00:28:44Would you be
00:28:44a read more to go. A.
00:28:48D.
00:28:50A corn squeezer. How do you get me on me I'll be
00:28:54a friend of the general. The general might be needing me. You're not working for
00:29:00the general you're working for me but you know I don't mind about the general I'm
00:29:04giving orders around here I'm running this place nobody can tell me anything but
00:29:08I'm trying to suck in your stomach for
00:29:11a chance put your hands together so. That's the way to be
00:29:15a soldier. Just. You know better side of my company from now on you take
00:29:22orders from such
00:29:23a corporate you understand all the far taking orders from
00:29:27a revenue or not go find yourself
00:29:29a cop report to the company kitchen why be just funny you know it was across the
00:29:35street. You come in Mr Carson.
00:29:41Or did I step on you. Come on fuzzy tail.
00:30:11I.
00:30:19Hey it's not me I thought you were still on kitchen police I do be when I'm
00:30:23betting up for
00:30:23a spell of war I'd be mess making still manicured those potatoes I've been doing
00:30:28that for
00:30:28a flock of days but I do in a woman's work no more you better not let Cooper catch
00:30:33you here Cooper that booty she's in there
00:30:37OK Hey what are you doing here I'll be arrest taken now I wrote you I've heard
00:30:42Smith I've tried to be nice to you I've tried to cooperate with you but if I can't
00:30:46you arrest take it again I'm going to say I'm
00:30:48a good house. You're coming Mr Carson.
00:30:59My mother told me they'd be days like this. Looks like
00:31:04a range finder it's
00:31:06an improved range finder one I perfected in college what's different about it well
00:31:10it's automatic you focus the two prisms on
00:31:13a given point and by turning the adjusting screws until the images are superimposed
00:31:17you get
00:31:17an automatic reading in yards on the scale without any mathematical figuring that
00:31:22makes sense you've done anything with it. Can't even get anyone to look at it.
00:31:30As good as you say it is I'll take it to the general for you do you think you'll be
00:31:34interested he's interested in anything I'll help win those maneuvers from General
00:31:37Hopkins who's General Hopkins or General Hopkins the commander of the Blue Army
00:31:42he's
00:31:42an old campaigner well our generals for all these battles from a swivel chair with
00:31:47blue prints well if accurate artillery fire help him win this range finder will do
00:31:52it and others use first chance to prove his theories with real soldiers and actual
00:31:56maneuvers say if it does work do you think you'll submit it to Washington submit it
00:32:00or you take it there himself say if the White Army wins and the general could
00:32:05submit
00:32:05a proven range finder boy you'll retire happy if she is Sarge focus it on an
00:32:10objective.
00:32:21To pick out
00:32:21a target. I certainly did.
00:32:31When I was in the general. Look so good
00:32:37these hammocks to return for officers I am being an officer I'm
00:32:41a young bird get going. Wow.
00:32:53Why now that I think you're
00:32:55a man. Oh I'm sorry sir what's the meaning of this I did go back home I didn't mean
00:33:01it so I'm sorry that's no excuse. We've got to my quarters at three o'clock yes
00:33:06sir.
00:33:17Can I be
00:33:17a help in your revenue.
00:33:28Range finders correct in theory needs an actual field test to prove it why don't you
00:33:34try it
00:33:34a maneuver Sir it's a good suggestion maybe just what I need to defeat General
00:33:38Hopkins the old fox. You take charge of it started watch it carefully I'll call for
00:33:45it later. Very good sir thank you sir.
00:33:55I wish to compliment you on the high morale of your company men from all the other
00:33:58outfits are going to be transferred to yours to what do you attribute that well
00:34:02General my theory has always been but
00:34:05an army travels on its stomach and I personally see to it that my kitchen crew
00:34:10makes them happy very interesting let's go down inspect your kitchen now certainly
00:34:14now all but no but comes out of. Our general general.
00:34:27When Uncle Sam sent out the call for soldier boys especially to defend our country
00:34:32with
00:34:32a ridge to T. Seems their chance to be in the hills of Tennessee a loyal lad who's
00:34:38calling name was Smith. Since not the Smith giant up he's now we are. A little guy
00:34:44but my he's such a hard bird don't ever get yourself mixed up with snuffy in
00:34:49a tip or you may find you're being flung bodaciously off on the cliff if you should
00:34:54see a pretty face with not behind it she's wasting time with snuffy so I heard now
00:35:00fuddy bucks is rich is when you're wearing khaki britches array array for stuff
00:35:05the yard.
00:35:10Balls of fire cousin he's a card bird the general and the sergeant and the other guys
00:35:16with braids are apt to have a rifle ball bounce off on their pumpkin haze even
00:35:21a varmint size bug out like Trump done tug frogs the shiftless gongs emotion stuff he
00:35:26stirred he ain't one of our flunkies he's the captain of our donkeys array array for
00:35:32stuff he's met the yard bird since snuffy Smith giant up he's now we are bird when
00:35:38evening rolls around he's sure it's hard bird you'd think he'd hit the hay and
00:35:42rest but he's in town because he's seen a gal with pretty eyeballs and such rosy
00:35:47jaws whether you hide the door when brains was passed out no sir he signs the finest
00:35:52expert mums the word I swallow he will be faded don't be discombobulated array array
00:35:59for stuff he's met the yard.
00:36:02For.
00:36:17What is this still general I'm just cooking up another batch of corn drippings
00:36:23another batch yeah they'd be drinking it fast and I can make it so this is what
00:36:29goes on in your company and I didn't know it's
00:36:31a bit of
00:36:31a no yes I put you're going to your church yes I think I'm going to tell you I'm
00:36:35a yes or no Oh get out of here you get out of here boys going to be
00:36:42powerful sorry without their liquor. Get out of here or I break it and give me
00:36:47that. Get out of here.
00:36:50I. Think
00:37:05I'll pass for
00:37:06a soldier I don't know that's loose pretty phony I'll get by well you'd better if
00:37:11you're caught impersonating
00:37:12a soldier twenty years look it's worth the risk and we got that range finder well I
00:37:18talked to the hillbilly and I talked to Cooper your shorts and Cooper's office
00:37:22least got it where else could it be I'll get it see you when I get back keep your
00:37:26eye on those cities. Undoubtedly gentlemen you understand how much these maneuvers
00:37:32mean to me as to when and where we hold them is up to Washington whether we win
00:37:37will depend a lot on the type of country we operate in on what do you base your
00:37:41theory the blue army has twice as many tanks as we have yes but we offset that
00:37:46with artillery. And
00:37:56incidentally one of the men has perfected
00:37:58a range finder which looks like
00:38:00a great improvement over the present one how does it differ it has
00:38:03an automatic range calculator I'd certainly like to see that I know you would have
00:38:08sent for.
00:38:38With
00:38:47a tank moving at thirty five miles an hour you can see how important automatic
00:38:50range calculation would be. Yes Sergeant Cooper reporting with
00:38:56a range finder Sir send them in. Right over there.
00:39:08Gentlemen no general rose water range finder when you have this you practically
00:39:14have the range. It's. Here it was here the last time I saw
00:39:22what it means. To have
00:39:27a range finder maneuvers you'll be court-martialed for negligence. And subordination
00:39:34and conduct on becoming
00:39:35a soldier is that all said yes I'm sabotage. I'm sorry.
00:39:52To. Yes
00:40:01a chance to leave and close the gate. I'm sorry gentlemen I'm sure they'll look at
00:40:07the range finder. Now as to the maneuvers I don't know what the strategy board will
00:40:13decide but I'm in favor of holding a maneuvers in the Ozark Mountains water is
00:40:18pure the weather is ideal and it's rough country water mountains rough country
00:40:24and it's sounding
00:40:24a heap like hooting holler again I say just a minute you know. If you're
00:40:32looking for
00:40:32a country and it's the weather the great smokies be it what's the meaning of this
00:40:39yard work but now don't be stopping me that I am
00:40:42a whole place I know every bend and crook in that river and every hollow what's
00:40:48got to steal it. Don't be so bossy you're like my grandpappy all
00:40:55the time of giving words. You've exhausted my patience I've done everything
00:41:01possible to make
00:41:02a soldier out of you but you'll never make it I'm coming down here and you're
00:41:07sending me home you're sending men up to fortune me back you put me in the kitchen
00:41:13and then you check me out you put me in khaki breeches for
00:41:17a saving your life. Be this
00:41:20a nice way to treat a hero. You know why I'm
00:41:27coming from a man I know by his word because they can't write but I'm forgiving
00:41:32you everything I'm still your friend and if you ever be in need me just be sending
00:41:37me three calls in the whip
00:41:39a will. Oh
00:41:48where do you think you're going going uptown that's what you think all leaves are
00:41:53canceled.
00:41:59Time's away what are we waiting for let's make haste and don't get this soldier
00:42:05so I'll bounce the rifle ball off every punk and hated critter got me mad I'm
00:42:10getting mad or give me my gun my job the liquor time's away from here the bugle
00:42:16call let's make haste and get spark plug from his stall because if we get him to
00:42:21Louisa we can lick the violence easy time's away from what are we waiting for.
00:42:28Let's go to be company.
00:42:36And.
00:42:49We appreciate it round here I've done been working like killing snakes and
00:42:54a general in our friend no more that rain barrel Cooper all it's
00:42:59a boss in
00:43:00a body. All right Mr Carson.
00:43:13You know twenty one dollars in khaki breeches are all right but I'm
00:43:18a hankering to look into your big brown eyeballs again partner.
00:43:30I'm trying to make friends with Mr Carson. Who's Mr Carson.
00:43:37Yeah my dog yeah right here. Mr Carson
00:43:44be speaking to.
00:43:49Mr Carson jump up on.
00:44:00The. Now look if you think you can kid me.
00:44:15I said going back home to allow easy. Mr Carson.
00:44:23I was shorty. Going someplace I'll be going home where you live I live
00:44:29in who can holler in the Great Smoky Mountains I won't let you out the gates are
00:44:33locked I've been getting away from revenue was all my life ain't no soldier what
00:44:39can stop me now are you going to do it. I'll be in my business take me with you
00:44:45will you know I ain't
00:44:46a hankering to help no soldier traveling there like hunting you'll be better off
00:44:53alone. Jeepers I've never got my job where is it
00:45:01that I have been known to your business all right shorty I'll roll your pack for
00:45:06you.
00:45:07I.
00:45:17A show of my techie bridges I'm not
00:45:19a soldier I sure are say I you're going to get to who can holler I'm
00:45:24a walking down till I come to the end of the road I'm
00:45:27a turning into
00:45:28a wagon road and I'm just keeping walking till I get some are you sure you're going
00:45:33I'm going as far away from this army as I can get and when I get the arm I stay
00:45:39and.
00:45:49Listen now and get this straight I can't get out. But I put the range finder and
00:45:55snuffy Smith's pack. He's walking down the main road leading to who can holler.
00:46:01Who can holler. Pick him up in the car and get that pack.
00:46:14You mean to tell me that you can't locate that range finder Yes Sir I've turned the
00:46:18place inside out Sir what else can happen about the game for the Ozarks and the war
00:46:24department puts them in the great smokies and you lost the range finder Yes Sir.
00:46:28Fine finish for me Yes Sir.
00:46:34I'm going to know that country and I'm going to send them home Sir that's the last
00:46:38straw you don't need your bird Smith I was
00:46:42a revenue officer in that country really I've chased your bird Smith all through
00:46:47those mountains if you ever catch him yet. No Sir I still want your bird Smith
00:46:54you want me to get him Yes Sir. I'll be all Sir.
00:46:59Oh.
00:47:00I. Want to ride. Well I'd be cured if I do.
00:47:06I'm going to be.
00:47:11I'm going to be.
00:47:15I'm going to be.
00:47:18I'm going to be.
00:47:21I'm going to be.
00:47:24I'm going to be.
00:47:26How do you. Want to ride well I'd be cured if I do that and.
00:47:44I'm going to take that pack off no.
00:47:50You'd be much more comfortable without it it had just like leading my back up
00:47:54again a tree. Come on beautiful take that pack off. No.
00:48:03Don't. Please don't. Don't miss me.
00:48:17But don't. Please don't. Don't miss me.
00:48:22I don't think that's the kind of.
00:48:32Thing that may. Come back here.
00:48:37I.
00:48:48See. Don't put me on me like. You know it's just like crawling out of the jail
00:48:55house. Well you've got some robbers are what the army calls filth calmness and
00:49:01they don't lock the gates but
00:49:03a country. Why don't you be. Maybe looking like ordinary folks
00:49:10you might even be snuff dipping with one of the vomits and not being no one.
00:49:18Missed because it appears to me like you've been ghosting around wrong enough.
00:49:33It's like Mr Carson don't take on
00:49:35a little way. To get
00:49:43to stone loaded here come the biggest. I'll open the door and let the chickens
00:49:50in or their main hoax then the army flying machines.
00:49:54It's. Here come
00:50:00the revenue was taken and blackbirds in the spring or you're not being no one woman
00:50:05then it's not revenue is then it's the United States soldiers what are they doing
00:50:10here these men over it but now don't ask me what that be.
00:50:18This is
00:50:19a very strategic spot who's in position directly below now bell company a captain
00:50:23Robinson commanding Sir. No range finder stupid sergeant smokies instead of the
00:50:29Ozarks no yard bird. Lieutenant can you whip or will can I whip
00:50:36or what sir. You know what.
00:50:46That's it that's it that's it that's
00:50:48the time. You go all through these hills and keep repeating that call as loud as
00:50:53you can to further orders Captain Robinson report to me and some of my staff that's
00:50:57it.
00:51:11Thank you. And he'd be in need me.
00:51:24To. See and you took my advice you're going to work on this am I glad to see you
00:51:30oh we'd be a fight in this war the blue army by the way I've got your white armband
00:51:35on. I thought you'd done been hit by a rifle ball. All the men are wearing white
00:51:41armbands we're defending this country the blue armies try to capture it from us all
00:51:45be
00:51:46a bounce in a raffle ball off your pumpkin hey why don't you want me to be just
00:51:50a minute you can't use that gun we're not shooting real bullets well if I can't be
00:51:55a let's get nine to five come come stop me I'm counting on you to be my chief
00:51:59scout well I'll be hiding old tombstone under the bay.
00:52:09Once you get. Some plans declared all the offices of company out of action I am the
00:52:15company commander you are the company commander.
00:52:21You're. I'm
00:52:23a part of your birth with my chief scout he knows this country better than anybody
00:52:27else you take your orders from him wait here I have some special instructions for
00:52:31you. I'm at one of them the rule any object hit with flour is out of
00:52:38action all decisions made by the umpire are final if you're hit with flour you're
00:52:44officially dead and when you are dead you are dead.
00:52:51Or dishes agents. General Rosewater killed in action at eight fifty I know
00:52:58and I hear they did. What are those special instructions
00:53:04look I'm dead and I can't say
00:53:06a thing if I were alive I'd say one thing if the White Army could hold the top of
00:53:10that hill that when the maneuvers you want us to be going up now I can't answer that
00:53:14I'm dead yeah that's what he means well if you're dead why aren't you laying down
00:53:20when you're hit with flour you're dead the general was hit with flour he's dead he
00:53:24can't do
00:53:24a thing he can't know. Oh wait
00:53:29a minute he's not that dead put it back. Come on rain barrel times
00:53:36a week. You forget something you're dead.
00:53:43Don't be
00:53:43a letter writing that his invention was stolen. But you're taking it I'm fine and
00:53:49what I've been called
00:53:49a. Columnist Jim and Jay birds that be what's not to be
00:53:55a talking about.
00:54:04What's the matter now and you did be forgetting I can't take you up on
00:54:08a knob or not you're still
00:54:10a revenue or inside but things are different now I'm in the army if I be taking
00:54:14you up you'd be knowing the way you come back to make trouble from
00:54:17a friend. Was
00:54:19a general to win don't you sure he's my friend general can win unless he gets to
00:54:23the top of that hill. I was thinking of Saul and the boys look I'll make
00:54:29a proposition take me to the top of that hill I'll let all your friends go free
00:54:33providing you break the still all right but I'll be doing it for the general.
00:54:41To. Tell us over there.
00:54:53That was close you've been telling me all the time there was
00:54:56wax raffle balls they've been using what's your fear don't say if those are wax
00:55:01bullets the bees must have been eaten concrete. And
00:55:08being so when the boys are shooting at us they think we're revenue is they're using
00:55:13real bullets to. Take us revenue is they not knowing about the manoeuvres.
00:55:20You're being
00:55:20a friend of the general who said you could get us up there now go on get us up
00:55:24there.
00:55:31Ain't nobody but can get up there are wearing khaki breeches or come here.
00:55:38. Tell
00:55:46your men the blue arm is objective is to capture now available before the white
00:55:49army occupies.
00:55:55Spread out man somebody's using real bullets.
00:56:01For the fire you should make scones can't you see it's me what do you mean I'm
00:56:06bringing them revenue is up here and I'm going to lose them to the United States
00:56:09soldiers they still be given my man United States soldiers ain't revenue is.
00:56:16The soldiers be
00:56:17a shooting at the revenue is with the blue rags on their arms you'll be I mean in
00:56:21the blue rags is revenue is yeah and we should try to keep away from this deal.
00:56:28Choose
00:56:29a mess of them blue rags you want my friends to help you we'd be in need but we're
00:56:34about out of rifle ball we'll stop fretting can't you see they said fucking up
00:56:38a heap of rifle balls and fancy shooting arms. I'd be
00:56:43a no one he's
00:56:44a revenue. He won when he's seen the light he's
00:56:49a plumb change character when you're going to help us put the blue rags I'm sure I
00:56:53am I mean I sure I am done be
00:56:56a letter telling that not to be acting page what you'd be doing he'd be
00:57:02talking to end up being Mr Carson when Mr Carson won't.
00:57:09He want to have but they want to see and him I'll be telling you the secret if you
00:57:14promise you won't tell Snoopy I won't promise him.
00:57:22They have been Mr Carson. They'd be the joke.
00:57:33I. It was
00:57:37a look at the devil. First not be
00:57:44Smith he'd be out there with his friend the general. The fact I put the range finder
00:57:49J.D. You don't leave that be that every not only I don't.
00:57:53But I can hear me talk.
00:58:02I told you there was
00:58:03a dog. If you don't invention you'll be one of them filth cow must not be talking
00:58:10about I'm going to take you to 50 stops to my man get going.
00:58:24Twenty six hundred.
00:58:34Range twenty one hundred.
00:58:43You missed.
00:58:53You're dead.
00:59:10You're dead.
00:59:15You're dead.
00:59:24You're dead.
00:59:28You're dead.
00:59:30What's going on here.
00:59:53You. I'm
01:00:01dead. One suicide.
01:00:05It's. The
01:00:18soldier give me tell me where my stuff you'd be sorry madam but I'm dead who's
01:00:23going to be general this old gal's baddie I'm taking these two filth columns come
01:00:29on nothing what are they done if you take
01:00:31him down the bench and. I think it's too late but if I were going to sit on top of
01:00:37that. Track maker.
01:00:40And. You just.
01:00:59We're practically surrounded by the army what
01:01:01a spot for my range. Anything would help you've only got to hit so far.
01:01:08I hate umpires.
01:01:13This year I'm a gun ain't no good I put a beat on my name to pull.
01:01:21My nose out of the.
01:01:22No doubt.
01:01:37This ain't no place for one.
01:01:52Range six hundred.
01:01:59Direct hit.
01:02:06A twenty five range a twenty five.
01:02:23Direct hit.
01:02:26Range six thirty two.
01:02:32Just put the entire blue army headquarters out of action. Boy this thing sure works.
01:02:37I know it would.
01:02:51I'm a dead.
01:02:55Let's try something hard.
01:03:01Nation thirty two hundred.
01:03:07I'm.
01:03:13Chief I'm part of class I was just to reorganize the army due to accuracy of
01:03:17artillery fire from now. Hey what you're doing to my friend the general.
01:03:27But we see he may have me bring in these two filth columns. He'd be trying to
01:03:34take my khaki breeches.
01:03:45You'd be very proud of your wife. She's worth her weight in hog livers.
01:04:00You're right about that range finder I'll send
01:04:02a complete report to the war department thank you sir I know you'd win the war
01:04:06gosh honey.
01:04:16How far was that flying machine thirty two hundred feet.
01:04:22That being a tell it and what I am
01:04:24a good. Yeah. L.B.
01:04:27A few down.
01:04:57The.
01:05:27The.