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00:30Saraswati namostu bhiyam vardhikam rupani vidyarambham karishyami siddhibhavadome sada
00:59Saraswati namostu bhiyam vardhikam rupani vidyarambham karishyami siddhibhavadome sada
01:06Saraswati namostu bhiyam vardhikam rupani vidyarambham karishyami siddhibhavadome sada
01:16Saraswati namostu bhiyam vardhikam rupani vidyarambham karishyami siddhibhavadome sada
01:26Saraswati namostu bhiyam vardhikam rupani vidyarambham karishyami siddhibhavadome sada
01:36Vidyarambham karishyami siddhibhavadome sada
01:46Saraswati namostu bhiyam vardhikam rupani vidyarambham karishyami siddhibhavadome sada
01:54Saraswati namostu bhiyam vardhikam rupani vidyarambham karishyami siddhibhavadome sada
02:01Saraswati namostu bhiyam vardhikam rupani vidyarambham karishyami siddhibhavadome sada
02:06What is this Havesu Jyoti?
02:08The most accurate result comes early in the morning. Isn't it a fact?
02:11How is it possibly possible not to succeed?
02:14Okay, so the negative result is not accurate.
02:19And what is succeed Yogesh?
02:21It's not easy.
02:23We need to keep trying.
02:25And if it's negative, we need to try again.
02:27Try everything Jyoti.
02:29What is left now?
02:30I have to go to Anulom Vilom every morning for better blood circulation.
02:33Have you tried all the positions on Google?
02:36It's not fun, but okay.
02:38That's not the point.
02:39Let's do it.
02:40Stop smoking.
02:42I eat paan only without tobacco.
02:45After doing all this, the result should come.
02:47Yogesh, I am not pregnant.
02:50And the result is negative.
02:52I have a lot of work to do. Please let me go.
02:54But Jyoti, sambhar...
03:00Listen
03:06Listen
03:07Say
03:08Listen
03:09Talk
03:10Talk
03:11And you will fall in love
03:16You will fall in love
03:20You will fall in love?
03:22This will solve your hiccup problem.
03:25Don't mention it.
03:26If this doesn't work, lift your head and hold your breath for 10 seconds.
03:42It's a sure shot technique.
03:44I have seen it on YouTube.
03:49Jyoti
03:50There is a surprise for you tonight.
03:54I don't know what it is, but it's coming.
03:57Be ready.
03:58Yogesh, please.
04:00Your cholesterol and blood pressure have increased a lot.
04:07You can't eat pav bhaji three times a week, right?
04:10What?
04:11What are you saying?
04:13It's a surprise.
04:19I'll leave now.
04:23Take care.
04:26Listen
04:28Don't bring anything at night.
04:31Yogesh, bye.
04:34Jai Shri Krishna
04:35Jai Shri Krishna
04:36Jai Shri Krishna
04:43Jai Mata Di Bhatia Bhai
04:44What do I say?
04:45Hurry up and finalize the deal we talked about.
04:49How long has it been?
04:50It's been more than a week.
04:52You won't get a better time than this.
04:54I am telling you, this is the right time to invest.
04:56Mark my words.
04:57If not now, then never.
04:58The golden time for investment.
05:00Move aside.
05:02Bhatia Bhai
05:03Just a minute.
05:04My wife is here.
05:05Move aside.
05:06My in-laws caught me.
05:08I'll call you later.
05:09Jai Mata Di Bhatia Bhai
05:13Jai Maharashtra
05:15What's up?
05:16License, RC book, where is it?
05:18He doesn't have a RC book.
05:20Why?
05:21Is it stolen?
05:22No, no.
05:23It belonged to my big brother.
05:24He got a four-wheeler, so I got this.
05:26But the mileage and average are very good, sir.
05:29The mileage condition is good, right?
05:31Let's go to the police station.
05:32Why?
05:33Are you going to question the police?
05:36No, I was just asking.
05:38Where is your helmet?
05:40Sir, please go.
05:42Where is your helmet?
05:44I forgot it.
05:46Then let's go to the police station.
05:48Come on.
05:49Sir.
05:50Start the car.
05:51The car is at the reserve.
05:52We won't go to the police station.
05:53Let's go somewhere in the middle.
05:55Hey, it's only 1.5 shayanas.
05:56Do you want to play a game?
05:57You'll lose your mind.
05:59Do one thing.
06:00Give me 4000 rupees.
06:024000?
06:03Isn't that a bit too much?
06:04Too much?
06:05Too much?
06:06Then let's go to the police station.
06:07Sir, it's the end of the month.
06:09It's the season for gambling.
06:10Do you understand?
06:12Son.
06:13Give me the money here.
06:16Otherwise, I'll have to spend it at the police station.
06:18Now you decide what you want to do.
06:20Sir.
06:21Yes.
06:22I have an idea, sir.
06:23Just a minute.
06:24Sir.
06:25Brother, I'm Jogesh Chital here.
06:27I'm a stockbroker.
06:28What's your name?
06:29What's your name?
06:30What's your name?
06:31Now, everything is digital.
06:33You get everything online.
06:35You can even buy shares online.
06:37What I do is,
06:38I buy 3-4 shares in your name.
06:41With time, it will multiply by itself.
06:43How much do you want?
06:444000?
06:45With this, you'll get 40,000...
06:46Hey.
06:47Shut up.
06:49Are you trying to fool me?
06:55Next time, if I see you without a helmet,
06:57I'll sell you to the stock market.
06:59Now, get lost.
07:00Jai Maharashtra, sir.
07:20Brother,
07:21you've been staring at the market for the past 10 days.
07:24Why don't you hit me?
07:26The iron is hot.
07:27Trust me.
07:28It's a mind-blowing company.
07:30If you invest in it,
07:32you'll get nothing but profit.
07:34Just try it once.
07:36The more you delay,
07:38the more money you'll lose.
07:39There's a hot tip inside
07:41that Alon Must has also invested in this company.
07:44Yes.
07:46Brother Bhatia,
07:47money is like butter.
07:49Not good unless it is spread.
07:51Seize the moment, Brother Bhatia.
07:53Because opportunity only knocks once.
07:56Frankly speaking,
07:57I have nothing to gain out of this deal.
07:59But I won't let you go empty-handed.
08:01I drive a scooter myself.
08:03That too, second-hand.
08:04But what do you have in your house?
08:06I want to see a Mercedes.
08:07That too, top-end, modern.
08:08In my business,
08:10you can't work without trust.
08:12My trust has increased so much
08:14that you can trust me blindly.
08:18Consult?
08:19Wait a minute.
08:20What are you saying?
08:21What do you want to consult?
08:23Look,
08:24if you take someone's second-class opinion
08:26after my first-class opinion,
08:28you'll get a third-class deal.
08:29Now it's up to you, Brother.
08:31Do you want to see the life outside the sunroof of a Mercedes
08:34or the life of a second-hand scooter?
08:36If you like my opinion,
08:38then send me the bank details.
08:39I'll do the needful.
08:43So,
08:44should I take it as a yes?
08:46What do you say?
08:49Aha!
08:52Aha!
08:53Jai Mata Di!
09:22No, no.
09:23I'll leave it.
09:24Asshole!
09:25Even passive smoking is harmful to health.
09:27Do it properly if you want to.
09:29I'll leave it.
09:30I'll leave it.
09:32Asshole!
09:40Hey, bro!
09:41Are you okay?
09:42Is something happening with you?
09:44This father-in-law-sister relationship...
09:48When did you get married?
09:49He's going to be a father-in-law.
09:51He's a pain in the ass.
09:52He's from a different caste.
09:54He has to pay for every week's income.
09:55Why?
09:56Because he says he'll only give his daughter's share
09:58when my income becomes stable.
10:00Huh? When my income becomes stable.
10:03I've made a bet.
10:05What bet?
10:07If my daughter gets married,
10:09it'll be in Honda City.
10:11Bro, diesel or petrol?
10:13Hey, man!
10:15I'm working hard for my stable income.
10:18What if Bakasur promotes me?
10:24I haven't earned a single rupee in five years.
10:27I don't want this
10:28employee of the week,
10:29star of the month,
10:30fool of the year.
10:31I don't want all this.
10:34I want money.
10:35And this boss of mine
10:37is not a human being.
10:38He's a big...
10:39Asshole.
10:40Yes.
10:41He's a big asshole.
10:44You are.
10:45You're becoming one.
10:46And our boss
10:47and your father-in-law...
10:48My future father-in-law.
10:49Both of them are fooling you.
10:52And this will go on.
10:53Because the world
10:54is a business of fooling people.
10:56Whether you become one or not.
10:58And a man like me
10:59can fool anyone
11:00from humans to God.
11:03So,
11:04will you listen to me?
11:05If I don't take your tip,
11:06I won't even get a place in hell.
11:08And I won't be able to fool people.
11:10I won't be able to sleep at night.
11:12Hey, man!
11:13When you have money in your pocket,
11:15your heart stops working
11:16while you sleep.
11:17And I'm doing all this
11:18for my family's future.
11:19Okay?
11:20You also think big.
11:21I can think big.
11:23Not wrong.
11:24Wait a minute.
11:25What am I doing wrong?
11:26Tell me.
11:27This is my side income.
11:29My job is to pump the market.
11:31And whatever extra profit
11:32I get from the promoter,
11:33my house runs on that.
11:35And what do you think?
11:36Is it easy to convince
11:37thousands like this?
11:39It takes a lot of time and effort.
11:40Okay?
11:41Then comes the ration,
11:42lentils, water
11:43and your Honda City
11:44expenses.
11:50Now look at this idiot.
11:52I've been after him for 10 days.
11:53He'll ask for advice
11:54on advice
11:55but he'll never invest.
11:57He calls me more than my wife.
12:01Yes, Bhatia Bhai, tell me.
12:03Oh, you've sent the details?
12:05Wait a minute.
12:06Let me check WhatsApp.
12:09Mr. Bhagwan Bhatia,
12:11make your 2 BHK into 3 BHK.
12:14We need a room
12:15to accommodate
12:16all this money.
12:33Is my parcel ready?
12:36Extra powder?
12:39Okay, thank you.
12:45Huh?
12:47Huh?
13:07Jai Shri Krishna.
13:09What's wrong?
13:15Jyoti!
13:18Don't you smell something different today?
13:22I do,
13:23but you don't?
13:26Why didn't you add extra powder?
13:28Forget it.
13:29Jyoti!
13:31It seems like
13:32we've come to some hotel,
13:33no?
13:39Jyoti!
13:41Jyoti!
13:42Jyoti!
13:44Oh, madam!
13:46Your surprise.
13:48Pav and vegetables.
13:56Oh,
13:57you made khichdi?
13:59You should've told me earlier.
14:00It's okay,
14:01we'll have it for lunch tomorrow.
14:03Anyway, rice is not good at night.
14:06Carbs, right?
14:07The digestive system is not working.
14:09But your pav doesn't have carbs.
14:11It's fine.
14:12It's a cheat day.
14:14What cheat day, Jogesh?
14:16The doctor has told you
14:17not to eat junk food
14:18because your cholesterol
14:19is at the borderline.
14:20And BP?
14:22150.
14:24Let it rise.
14:25Jyoti,
14:26listen to me.
14:27Let it all go.
14:29Let's eat peacefully
14:30without fighting.
14:32Look,
14:33I know you love pav bhaji
14:34and I love you.
14:37Okay,
14:38I'll go take a shower.
14:39Serve the food.
14:44Okay.
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16:24Hello.
16:27Thank you for picking up my phones calls.
16:30Have you even seen your call logs?
16:31I mention not but,
16:33who are you?
16:34Joe?
16:36Joe are you there?
16:37Hello?
16:38Joe..
16:39Listen to me..
16:40Yes..
16:41Madam, please take the number before you call, okay?
16:43Which number is it?
16:44Jo, I've said it before and I will say it again.
16:47F**k arranged marriages.
16:48And if this society is the problem, then f**k the society too.
16:51Madam, I told you, you've dialed the wrong number.
16:54You have a complaint with the society, I will give you the secretary sir's number.
16:57You talk to him, no?
16:58This is Jogesh Chittalgeji's side.
17:00Hello? Hello Bhavna, listen.
17:02Jyotika?
17:02Hello Bhavna?
17:03Listen, this is not the right time.
17:05Please cut the call. I'll call you back, okay?
17:08Hey, Jyoti!
17:09This is Jogesh's side. Who is this, Bhavna?
17:12Jogesh!
17:13What's going on, man?
17:15How much longer should I wait?
17:18If you're happy there, then stay.
17:20But at least don't lie to me and yourself.
17:24That's not the case, Bhavna.
17:26Just give me some time, I'll fix everything.
17:30Jyoti!
17:31Spit out your anger, Jyoti!
17:33Hey, friend, relax.
17:34Hey, there's always a fight in friendship, right?
17:37And I have so many fights with my buddies.
17:39But I only follow one motto in friendship.
17:41Fight, forgive, and for...
17:42Jogesh! Shut up!
17:45Bhavna, listen.
17:48Bhavna, I'm so sorry.
17:50Baby, just give me some time.
17:51I promise, I'll fix everything.
17:55Just let me get out of this mess.
17:58Mess?
17:59No, man, no!
18:00It's now or never.
18:01Let's run away, man.
18:03Please!
18:03Far away from all this...
18:04Hey, Jyoti!
18:06What are your friends saying?
18:08Let's start everything from scratch.
18:10And build a happy life.
18:11Jyoti, I'm getting tensed now.
18:13What is happening?
18:14Jyotika, please answer me.
18:15Jyoti, you answer me first.
18:17What's going on?
18:18Jyotika, say something.
18:19Jyotika!
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18:21Jogesh!
18:27Jogesh!
18:30I'm sorry.
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