After eating magical fish sticks, LeShawna achieves her life's dream and becomes a mermaid!
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00:00Okay, kids. Please turn to page 10 in your science books.
00:05Hey!
00:08Reading gives me pink eye.
00:10I'm hearing a lot of complaining and not a lot of learning.
00:13How old are these things? It says here the Earth is flat?
00:18And there's a whole chapter on mermaids!
00:20Did... did you just say mermaids?
00:22Reading time's over, kids.
00:30That seemed a little... extreme.
00:32Yeah, what's Chef's problem with mermaids?
00:35They're not even real.
00:36Excuse me?
00:38Mermaids are so real, I should know.
00:40I've seen every mermaid movie and read every mermaid book.
00:43Also, I got this.
00:48It's not gonna rub off for five whole days.
00:51Whatever. We don't believe this kelp. Right, guys?
00:55Tell us more, LeSharna.
00:56Okay, I've tried everything to become a mermaid queen.
01:00I sleep on a waterbed.
01:02I eat nothing but shrimp.
01:04I even started kissing fish for some reverse frog prince action.
01:08Don't bother.
01:09I kissed this horse in my grandma's farm like 50 times,
01:12and I'm still not a centaur.
01:16Maybe I should try kissing the other end.
01:19I guess you have to be born a mermaid.
01:21Well, I don't know about that. What about Project Bluefin?
01:26You know, there's a viral video that proves the existence of mermaids?
01:30A long time ago, the army fed their cadets bioengineered fish sticks
01:35that turned them into amazing mer-soldiers.
01:38The mer-soldiers were amazing in the water,
01:41but they weren't so great out of it.
01:43So the program was shut down and buried by the government.
01:47Whoa! Is that Chef?
01:50It's true. I was a mer-soldier.
01:53But I swear I'm not hiding anything else from my secret army career.
02:01You didn't think to mention your video also proves that Chef was a military mer-soldier?
02:06I don't do spoilers.
02:08It says here there's still two boxes of fish sticks out there
02:12waiting to turn someone into a mer-person.
02:15But how am I going to track down those fish sticks?
02:17They could be anywhere.
02:20Smell that? Somebody's having a barbecue...
02:23in France!
02:24Bingo!
02:25Hey, Owen, I need your help sniffing out some magic fish sticks.
02:29Then I'll be the most powerful mermaid queen ever!
02:33Naturally, I'll be showered in jewel.
02:35And with my aquatic army, I'll turn all the caps on,
02:39flood the planet, and turn it into a water world.
02:43And as my trusted ally, you will be second in command
02:47and reap all the spoils of my...
02:49Whoa, whoa, whoa! You had me at fish sticks!
02:52I can't believe the answer to all my mermaid dreams was in the school freezer the whole time!
02:58No kidding! Talk about convenient!
03:00Okay, so the instructions say it's super important to only eat half a box.
03:05Any more can result in...
03:09Fishy!
03:11Owen!
03:13I feel bloated.
03:15Well, here goes.
03:17Oh!
03:23It worked!
03:24Seashell tiara, pearl earrings...
03:28I'm fully accessorized!
03:31What have you done, Lashana?
03:34Don't you mean Queen Lashana, majestic mermaid ruler of the seven seas?
03:38And is that Owen?
03:41Yep, definitely Owen.
03:43Did you eat all my army fish sticks?
03:45I was trying to.
03:47Oh, I never should have kept those things!
03:50What's the big deal, Chef? Being a mermaid is amazing!
03:54No, it's not! First, your flippers always smell like fish.
03:59Better than how my feet used to smell.
04:01And the scales are very itchy.
04:03Still worth it.
04:04You don't understand.
04:06The longer you stay a mermaid, the harder it is to reverse the side effects.
04:10Like these!
04:13Ew!
04:14Okay, those gills are so gross.
04:17On you.
04:18But on me, they'll look great.
04:20And anyway, I'm never going back to being a human that hardly anybody worships.
04:25So step aside, two-legs!
04:29Storming out is gonna look a lot cooler when I'm back.
04:33Storming out is gonna look a lot cooler when I'm in the ocean.
04:41Lasharna! You're a mermaid for real!
04:45You know it! Can you sing pretty songs now?
04:48I'm gonna be an undersea star
04:55I'm gonna be the queen of the ocean
05:01Ditch all my friends, bit them or blow
05:06Cause I'm in line for a big promotion
05:10Glorious!
05:11That's right, I'm going to be
05:14The scourge of the sea
05:17A mermaid for life
05:23Did you see that? I literally blew them away.
05:26Mermaiding rules!
05:28That's it! I'm calling the army!
05:31Oh no! The army's just gonna try to stop me from achieving my destiny!
05:35I've gotta get to the sea as fast as I...
05:39This could take a while.
05:41You've got this, Mr. President!
05:43Just pick the biggest missile and hit sand!
05:48Holy smokin' mackerel! The lobster line!
05:51Sorry, Mr. President, but we have bigger fish to fry.
05:53You'll have to win this war on your own.
05:56Hello?
05:58The daycare again? For a public school, they sure call a lot.
06:06What in Chuckie C's is going on in here?
06:09Not the army!
06:11Wow, you're getting good at that. I'm gonna call you Blow It.
06:14Oh, thank goodness you're here.
06:16If I lose another kid, I have to take a special class on the weekends.
06:19I'll stop her. She'll never reveal our fishy secrets to the world.
06:23Never!
06:24Eat juice box, army man!
06:29Whoa!
06:32Sorry, kids, but I can't let you leave.
06:34Oh, really? Owen, do what you do best.
06:38On it!
06:45Wow, that was amazing!
06:48And stinky!
06:49Guys, you gotta help me get to the sea!
06:52Only then can I reach my true destiny as a mermaid queen!
06:58We gotta hurry, or we'll miss high tide!
07:01We're almost there!
07:04Oh, no! Look!
07:07We'll never make it now!
07:09Have a little faith! I'm a mermaid queen!
07:12This is my destiny!
07:14Hut! Hut! Hut!
07:15Climate Harrison, get her!
07:17Not my crown! You guys are dead!
07:21Ah! So slimy!
07:23Cool! I wonder what other sweet mermaid powers I've got.
07:29You did it!
07:31Um, but where were you keeping all that stuff?
07:34Don't worry about it.
07:36Come on, Lashana! Trust me, you don't want to do this!
07:40Yes, I do!
07:44Nothing's gonna stop me from reaching my destiny!
07:50No! Stay back, Lashana!
07:52I care about you too much to see you throw your legs away!
07:56And I am not giving up my Saturdays!
07:58We'll never make it to the water! We gotta find a bathtub stat!
08:02Uh, that won't work!
08:04It has to be the ocean or a magical shimmering waterfall at the very least!
08:09Hey, guys! Guys?
08:13It's jammed!
08:15Ooh, strawberry or raspberry?
08:17Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
08:20Yay!
08:24She's gonna make it!
08:32Lashana, wait! Are you sure this is really what you want?
08:36Think of everything you'll miss on land! Like ice cream!
08:40And you know you'll miss my sweet ninja moves! Hi-ya!
08:44Ow! Gold!
08:46Yep, I'm good. Later, two-legs.
08:49And just like that, they never saw her again.
08:54Why didn't you guys tell me the ocean is so cold and gross?
08:57Ew! What was I thinking?
08:59Change me back! Change me back! Change me back!
09:05Ha! I knew gills would look great on me!
09:10Well done, private ship!
09:12At least that's one fish who didn't slip through our net.
09:15What about the other half box of fish sticks?
09:17Don't worry. They are perfectly safe in a high secure containment unit.
09:23Ah! Beef jerky! My favorite!