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00:00How to solve the problem?
00:02With Satsang
00:04With Satsang
00:06Satsang with Murali
00:07Satsang with Murali
00:08Satsang with Murali
00:09Satsang with Murali
00:12Satsang with Murali
00:14Satsang with Murali
00:15Oh, no...
00:16Son, did you get the result?
00:19Dad, I still haven't got the show.
00:20Still, I am trying.
00:22Just pass this time.
00:24I swear, I will distribute clothes to the poor.
00:27Mom, don't worry.
00:29I'll pass this time for sure.
00:31You just prepare to get me a new bike.
00:33You'll get what you say.
00:35Just pass.
00:37If you pass this time,
00:39I'll take care of the rest.
00:41I'll get all your papers cleared.
00:44Shit, man.
00:45Again?
00:46Huh?
00:47Again?
00:49No, mom.
00:50Game.
00:51I was playing a game.
00:53This is what you've given birth to.
00:54Look at it.
00:57Sorry, dad.
00:58Let me see the result.
01:02Yes, your son failed again.
01:05Do you see how shameless he is?
01:08Oh, my God.
01:11My relatives will taunt me.
01:14I've given birth to such a fat-brained son.
01:17Mom,
01:18now we'll have to decide
01:19if my brain is fat or thin.
01:21If you make me eat vegetables,
01:23my brain...
01:24It's easier to look at porn
01:26than to find out the truth.
01:29But now it's just as easy
01:31to find out a beautiful girl.
01:34To have fun with horny girls
01:36and women,
01:37go to xxdate.in now.
01:40xxdate.in is different
01:41from any other dating site.
01:43This is the place
01:44where you can find out
01:45about real girls.
01:47xxdate.in has a lot of useful
01:49information about
01:51single girls and women
01:53in India.
01:55There are many girls around you
01:57who just want sex
01:59and nothing else.
02:01Just visit xxdate.in
02:03and I'm sure
02:04you won't come back
02:05without having fun.
02:08Let me tell you one thing
02:09that girls prefer
02:10having sex more than boys.
02:13Now go to xxdate.in
02:14and flirt with girls
02:15and women
02:16who are also
02:17yearning to flirt with you.
02:23Uncle!
02:24Yes, mom?
02:26Uncle, come fast.
02:27Dad is calling you.
02:29Mom, I don't want to listen to anything.
02:31Are you coming or
02:32should I send dad inside?
02:34I'm coming, mom.
02:36Come fast.
02:38Come on.
02:41No, no.
02:42For the kid.
02:43Dad is calling.
02:44Dad is calling.
02:45Dad is calling.
02:46Dad is calling.
02:47Dad is calling.
02:48Dad is calling.
02:49Dad is calling.
02:50Dad is calling.
02:51Dad is calling.
02:52Dad is calling.
02:53Must be something important.
02:57Now your class will start.
02:58Yes, yes.
02:59Yes.
03:02Yes, dad, tell me.
03:05Son, listen to me carefully.
03:08I'm changing your tuition.
03:10Why?
03:13There's a Sabina
03:14tuition center in our city.
03:15I was just talking to
03:16Ms. Mehta.
03:18Her son is also studying there.
03:20Dad,
03:21you're not
03:22getting the main problem.
03:24Son, I'm getting it.
03:25That's why I'm telling you.
03:27Any kid who goes there
03:28passes the exam.
03:30She even gets them
03:31admitted to IIT.
03:34What's her education?
03:36Dad is telling you.
03:37He must be right.
03:39I don't know about
03:40her education.
03:42But any kid who goes there
03:43doesn't fail.
03:45She does take money.
03:46But you'll pass.
03:48Guaranteed.
03:49What does she have?
03:51Well,
03:52we'll know
03:53when we get there.
03:55We're going to
03:56see her tomorrow morning.
03:57Yeah.
04:03Dad, can I say something?
04:04I understand what you're
04:05trying to say.
04:06Son,
04:07there's nothing
04:08in IIT.
04:10But dad,
04:11I want to make my
04:12career in coding.
04:13You're forcing me.
04:15Just go there once.
04:17If you don't pass,
04:18do whatever you want.
04:19Okay.
04:20Okay.
04:22Let's go.
04:23Let's go.
04:49You've made
04:50such a big house?
04:51Hmm.
04:54Hmm.
05:08Hello.
05:13Yes.
05:14Come.
05:15Yes.
05:17Come, sit.
05:23Yes, sit.
05:24Okay.
05:30Yes,
05:31tell me.
05:33Actually,
05:34he's failed twice
05:35in 12th grade.
05:37I see.
05:38We left him today.
05:40Someone just told me
05:41that you
05:42get him to pass
05:43with a guarantee.
05:45Yes,
05:46absolutely.
05:47He'll pass.
05:50But you know
05:51my fees, right?
05:52Yes,
05:53we'll pay you.
05:55Okay,
05:56I'll get water.
05:57Okay.
06:03Dad,
06:04in this modern world,
06:05where girls have reached
06:06the moon,
06:07she's still in burqa.
06:08She'll make me pass.
06:10It's not written
06:11that you can't wear
06:12burqa and go to the moon.
06:14Ankur,
06:16come here.
06:18He's calling me.
06:19Shall I listen?
06:20Yes,
06:22I'm coming, ma'am.
06:25Yes, ma'am.
06:30I know
06:31what you're thinking.
06:33You're not wrong.
06:35According to your generation,
06:37it's absolutely right
06:38to think this way.
06:40But
06:41you don't know
06:42about me.
06:43I don't even want to know.
06:46You know,
06:48my face
06:49can be seen
06:50only by my students.
06:53Once they see my face,
06:56they don't fail.
07:00Do you have any work?
07:02No.
07:15Would you like tea or coffee?
07:17Don't worry.
07:19Just show me
07:20the right direction.
07:22I don't want anything else.
07:24That will be done.
07:26But tell me,
07:27what would you like?
07:30Whatever you want,
07:31give it to her.
07:33I'm getting old anyway.
07:36I mean,
07:37I've studied a lot.
07:41Just let her come.
07:43I'll tell her.
07:44Let her come.
07:46I'll handle everything
07:47my way.
07:48Yes.
08:14There are many girls
08:15around you
08:16who want only sex
08:17and nothing else.
08:19Just visit
08:20xxdate.in
08:21and I'm sure
08:22you won't come back
08:23without having fun.
08:25Let me tell you
08:26that girls like
08:27having sex more
08:28than boys.
08:30Now go to
08:31xxdate.in
08:32and flirt with
08:33girls and
08:34sisters-in-law
08:35who are also
08:36ready to flirt
08:37with you.
08:39I'm sure
08:40you'll have
08:41a lot of fun.
08:42Now go to
08:43xxdate.in
08:44and flirt with
08:45girls and
08:46sisters-in-law
08:47who are also
08:48ready to flirt
08:49with you.
08:51How long
08:52have you been going?
08:53I won't go there.
08:55This is my final decision.
08:56I've told you.
09:01He has
09:02made so many
09:03big people.
09:05And whoever goes
09:06has made something.
09:08He doesn't know
09:09what he wants.
09:10Dad,
09:11listen to me.
09:14I don't know
09:15what this boy wants.
09:23I had to start
09:24my tuition.
09:26Let's start.
09:27Okay.
09:42Mom!
09:44Mom!
09:48Mom!
09:51Mom!
09:52I have to read all the quotes in this book.
10:12Memorize them one by one.
10:13Then I will explain to you what it means.
10:16What will this do?
10:18You will get your memory test and motivation.
10:22This is very easy.
10:25Memorize and tell me.
10:27Then I will explain to you.
10:29Then tell me if you need to understand or not.
10:33The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.
10:38I know what it means.
10:43It means that all the happiness of our life depends on our thoughts.
10:51What we think makes a lot of difference in our life.
10:57That's why it is very important to keep your thoughts under control.
11:02Did you understand?
11:04Yes, explain this to everyone else.
11:07No.
11:09Take everyone else's photo.
11:11Memorize it tomorrow.
11:13Then I will explain to you what it means.
11:16And some interesting things too.
11:23The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.
11:26The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.
11:32The army of stag killed by a lion could be better than the army of lion killed by a stag.
11:39Keep your mouth shut and eyes open.
11:43The winner makes commitments and the loser makes promises.
11:47Good.
11:48Papa, listen to this.
11:50The winner makes commitments and the loser makes promises.
11:54Papa, there is one more.
11:56Go for it.
11:57The future is promised to no one.
12:01Did you see?
12:02It has started working from today.
12:05I saw my son studying on the phone for the first time.
12:09Okay.
12:10Don't cast an evil eye on my son.
12:12Let's go.
12:13I think he has found a good teacher.
12:15That's why he is studying hard.
12:26Ma'am, I remember.
12:28I keep telling you, you keep explaining.
12:31No.
12:32There is no need.
12:34This much motivation is enough.
12:36Come on.
12:37Take out the book.
12:44How long can you remember five pages of this chapter?
12:49I don't know.
12:50I have never counted.
12:52Okay, tell me.
12:53Do you have a girlfriend?
12:58No.
13:00Have you ever touched a girl?
13:04No.
13:06Come on.
13:07Come here.
13:08Yes.
13:15Hug me.
13:16You?
13:18Is there anyone else here?
13:20No.
13:21Hug me.
13:29How did you like it?
13:31I liked it.
13:32Do you want to do more?
13:34Yes.
13:35I don't know about five pages.
13:38If you memorize the whole book by tomorrow,
13:41you can hug me as long as you want.
13:45Yes, ma'am.
13:58Yes, ma'am.
15:57I can't see anyone from far away.
16:03Did you see anyone?
16:05No, man.
16:12Hello.
16:13Yes, brother.
16:14Brother, it will take some time for Alia to come.
16:16Okay, brother.
16:17So please wait for a while.
16:18No problem, brother.
16:24It will take time for Alia to come.
16:26Brother, both of them can talk on the phone but they can't come to pick her up.
16:30Yes, forget all this.
16:32What should we do here?
16:34There is nothing good around here.
16:36Let's eat something.
16:38We need money to eat outside.
16:43So what should we do now?
16:50Let's have sex.
16:52Don't talk nonsense.
16:53Sex is only on Saturday.
16:55There is no sex in the car here.
17:26Come.
17:45Alia.
17:46Come, come, come.
17:52So Alia, what is the problem?
17:54The problem is that I don't like anything about him.
17:57Even he doesn't like the food that I like.
18:00Then it's good.
18:01Think positively.
18:02He will never eat your food.
18:05I don't want to think positively every day, Aisha.
18:09Okay, but what do you want?
18:11See, we have a daughter.
18:13We both want to live with her.
18:15But with a divorce.
18:18Don't feel bad, Alia.
18:19But your problem is not divorce.
18:22I mean, you just want to have sex with someone else.
18:25Even that while living together.
18:26Yes, of course.
18:27What's wrong with that?
18:31Okay, tell me, how is your sex life?
18:35Sex life?
18:36Can I tell you something?
18:37I just move a little at night and then I go to sleep.
18:41Brother, sex is a game of the mind.
18:44She says, I'm tired of doing it in the room.
18:46Now let's try something new in the car.
18:48Tell me, will a decent man look good doing this?
18:51No, no, not at all.
18:53I just got the car fixed on the priest.
18:56Now I'll look good doing this in the car.
18:59Then it's not possible.
19:00Not at all.
19:02She tells me to do weird things with sex.
19:06What?
19:07Like she says, let's take a shower together.
19:10Tell me, will a decent man do this?
19:12No, no, not at all.
19:14He won't do it.
19:22Friday, movie.
19:25Saturday, sex.
19:31Sunday...
19:32Drinks.
19:33Drinks.
19:36Drinks.
19:37Monday, work.
19:41Tuesday...
19:43Public sex.
19:46Public sex.
19:49Public sex.
19:51Wednesday...
19:54What should we do on Wednesday?
19:57Yes, man.
19:58Wednesday is empty.
20:02Let's have sex.
20:04Think of something else.
20:07Okay, forget it.
20:09Ayesha, there's a hashtag trending on Instagram.
20:12Hashtag, couple goals.
20:14Hashtag, shower together.
20:16Hashtag, let's save water.
20:18Let's have a shower together.
20:20Write it down.
20:21You can't think beyond that.
20:23Yes, that's true.
20:25Shower together.
20:27And...
20:29Our MMS plan...
20:33Done.
20:35Hmm.
20:45Monday, work.
20:46Tuesday, outdoor sex.
20:48Wednesday, shower together.
20:50Thursday...
20:51One minute, one minute, one minute.
20:53Today is Wednesday.
21:04Monday, work.
21:05Thursday...
21:06One minute, one minute.
21:11Wednesday...
21:12One minute, one minute...
21:20Wednesday...
21:23Porn is always easier than trying to pick a fight.
21:27But now it is just as easy to pick a fight over a pretty girl or a sister-in-law.
21:32Go to xxdate.in now to have fun with horny girls and women.
21:38xxdate.in is the opposite of any other dating site. This is the place where you can find real girls.
21:45xxdate.in is collecting all the information about many lustful, single girls and sisters-in-law around you.
21:53There are really many girls around you who just want sex and nothing else.
22:00Just visit xxdate.in and I am sure you will not come back without having fun.
22:06Let me tell you one thing that girls like to have sex more than boys.
22:11Now go to xxdate.in and flirt with girls and sisters-in-law who are also yearning to flirt with you.
22:29xxdate.in is the opposite of any other dating site. This is the place where you can have fun with horny girls and women.
22:36This is the place where you can have fun with horny girls and sisters-in-law who are also yearning to flirt with you.
22:43Let me tell you one thing that girls like to have sex more than boys.
22:48Now go to xxdate.in and flirt with girls and sisters-in-law who are also yearning to flirt with you.
22:56Have you booked the tickets to Kashmir?
23:11No.
23:12Why not? We had decided it last week.
23:16You told me that you are afraid of heights.
23:20Yes, and I also told you that the more you are afraid, the more you enjoy doing it.
23:25Okay, forget it. Let me tell you a poem.
23:28The wind should not pass between us.
23:31The wind should not pass between us.
23:34You are so close to me.
23:36Go to hell.
23:40Tell me.
23:44Yes, I will take care of you.
23:47Look Rahul, we should not pay attention to these small things.
23:51You keep getting entangled in small things.
23:54When we were roaming in the market, I said let's have pani puri.
23:57She says pani puri, but we call it gol gappay.
24:00Don't you want to taste anything?
24:01There is no logic in her words.
24:04Rahul, it is a man's job to find logic.
24:08I mean, girls do a lot without logic.
24:11But they also love without logic.
24:13This is also a positive thing.
24:15We should not pay attention to these small things.
24:19You also don't pay attention.
24:22And you don't say anything further.
24:30Yes, you did a good thing that you sent all the clothes home.
24:33What I was saying is that my bra size is bigger.
24:36Okay.
24:37Ayesha, where have you kept the fork?
24:41Yes.
24:43Okay.
24:45Ayesha, where have you kept the fork?
24:55Can't you cut the phone and tell me where the fork is?
25:05Yes.
25:10It feels good that your man has brought the stuff.
25:12I will take it in two minutes.
25:15Raman, what is the password of the new locker that we brought?
25:22Tell me quickly, he will go.
25:26I will see it myself.
25:28I had the bill on the phone.
25:31Where did he go?
25:35Shit, he has gone.
25:38It was 55.
25:41If you knew, why didn't you tell me?
25:43You will have to tell me everything.
25:45Can't you understand by gestures?
25:52What happened, brother?
25:56Rahul, I will be right back.
25:58I will be right back. Wait.
25:59I will be back in a minute.
26:01Yeah, sure.
26:07Ayesha, their problems are the same as ours.
26:11Exactly.
26:12What do we tell them that we are also fighting on the same things?
26:16What will we solve for them?
26:18What do they know that there is no solution to these problems?
26:22But we will have to tell them this.
26:24Have you gone mad?
26:26If we tell them all this, they will think that why did they come to us?
26:29And why will they give us money?
26:32Exactly.
26:33Let's tell them the truth.
26:34Let's tell them the path that we have chosen.
26:40You mean...
26:43Our MMS plan?
26:47They will learn to manage with things.
26:49And they will also help.
26:53Do you think they will understand?
26:55They will definitely understand.
26:57Okay, fine.
26:58Let's sit together.
26:59Okay.
27:01It was very important to make you sit together.
27:04Because your problem...
27:07There is no solution to it.
27:10Look, in our lifetime, we have to manage and balance many problems and feelings.
27:17Where there are people of opposite sex, there is no fight.
27:20This can never happen.
27:22And that's why we have come up with the best conclusion for you.
27:26We have come up with the best conclusion for you.
27:30You will have to take MMS's help.
27:33MMS?
27:34MMS?
27:35What are you saying?
27:36Magic Perjure System.
27:38It is a plan that gives you a magic trick.
27:41With this, you will get help in staying together.
27:43Look, Alia.
27:44It is always easier to watch porn and punch someone than to find out the truth.
27:50But now, it is as easy to find out a beautiful girl or sister-in-law.
27:54To have fun with horny girls and women, go to XXDate.in now.
28:00XXDate.in is the opposite of any other dating site.
28:03This is the place where you can find real girls.
28:08XXDate.in is collecting all the information about many lustful, lonely girls and sisters-in-law around you.
28:16There are really many girls around you who just want sex and nothing else.
28:22Just visit XXDate.in and I am sure that you will not come back without having fun.
28:28Let me tell you one thing that girls prefer having sex more than boys.
28:34Now go to XXDate.in and flirt with girls and sisters-in-law who are also yearning to flirt with you.
28:41What counselling will you give us?
28:43Look, it is not like that.
28:45Like we have decided a date for sex.
28:48But today, understanding each other's feelings, we have done everything in your house.
28:55Sister-in-law!
28:57You guys were doing all this in my car?
28:59Brother, talk with respect.
29:02What respect?
29:04Sometimes you ask me to sit inside, sometimes you ask me to sit outside.
29:06You guys don't have your own stand.
29:08Let's go from here.
29:10They have gone mad.
29:12We just wanted to help you.
29:14We don't need your help.
29:16Let's go, Alia.
29:19Give them one more MMS plan.
29:22I will make them cry.
29:25Just like your face is bad, your talks are also bad.
29:31Sorry.
29:49Phone Ringing
30:00Ayesha!
30:02Why is Rahul calling?
30:06Hello!
30:08What do you want now?
30:10I was saying that we didn't care for each other as much as we did last night.
30:15What?
30:16Yes, we want your MMS plan.
30:19Okay.
30:21And yes, I am sending extra money.
30:23Thanks.
30:25Thank you so much.
30:27Thanks to you, bro.
30:29What did he say?
30:31He is sending extra money.
30:33He says that we didn't care for each other as much as we did last night.
30:37And he wants to take our entire MMS plan.
30:41Are you also thinking what I am thinking?
30:44Our next client, with the same trick.