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00:00What are you doing?
00:04I'm fluffing the pillows, and you're supposed to chop it so it looks fuller.
00:08Take it easy, ninja.
00:09I think this needs to be like further out or something, no?
00:12No, no.
00:13Can you please put it back because it throws off my feng shui.
00:16A whole suitcase of shoes?
00:18Because it's a woman.
00:19Women love shoes.
00:20Yeah, but we're only going to be here for a week, not a month.
00:21Oh, really?
00:22I know you might want to move to Florida, but no.
00:24All right, we just landed, feeling lucky.
00:35You can clean the casino after.
00:36Thais and Patrick are waiting for us.
00:37Let's go and see them.
00:38All right, Amol, what do you think?
00:39Wow.
00:40Yeah, pretty nice.
00:41OK.
00:42I mean, it's all your style.
00:43I can make anything my style.
00:44I'm going to take my shoes off.
00:45I'm going to take my shoes off.
00:46I'm going to take my shoes off.
00:47I'm going to take my shoes off.
00:48I can make anything my style.
00:55This one's a little bit more spicy.
00:57Okay, it's a little spicy.
01:02Thai street food is the best.
01:04I love street food. I eat everything in Thailand.
01:06I eat scorpions, snakes, everything.
01:10Hello.
01:11I'm Corona.
01:12Hi.
01:13Santhi?
01:14Yes.
01:15Hello, nice to meet you.
01:16It's an interesting outfit to go meet with your people.
01:18Especially like older people.
01:20It looks like some kind of porno is about to start.
01:22Yeah.
01:24Now, you are going to learn a Chinese traditional dance.
01:28Make a circle like this.
01:30One, two, three, four.
01:32Remember those dance moves you had at your wedding?
01:34Are you going to show us?
01:35No.
01:36That was embarrassing.
01:38Look, you already get like red.
01:40You love that, didn't you?
01:42You look cute when you dance.
01:44You look cute when you dance.
01:46Do you like watching my fat ass jiggle?
01:48Yes, that's my favorite.
01:56Hi, guys.
01:57I'm so glad you guys are here.
01:59Oh my god, me too.
02:01So we went for shopping.
02:03I'm going to make you guys something.
02:04I'm so starving.
02:05I'll be hungry.
02:06Well, we got to be quick because the show is going to start.
02:09Oh, I'm so ready for that.
02:10And I'm hungry too, so let's go.
02:13Come right in.
02:14I thought brown bags you meant to bring some liquor.
02:19Hi.
02:20You're taller than Joby.
02:22Joby wants to say that he is taller than me.
02:25He's my baby.
02:26Your shoes are four inches tall.
02:28He's my baby.
02:30Just accept the fact that you're my baby.
02:33It's so good to be here.
02:34Oh, sweet home.
02:36Welcome, welcome.
02:37Make yourselves at home.
02:38Seriously, make yourself comfortable.
02:40She already has.
02:41That's what I like to see.
02:42Perfect.
02:43I can't believe we're watching the show with you guys.
02:45I know, I can't believe we're in Miami.
02:47How was your guys' flight?
02:48Long.
02:49We had like a two hour delay.
02:50Then we had a disruptive passenger who got kicked off the plane.
02:53A drunk passenger who got kicked out and thinks that it wasn't my husband.
02:56He was drunk and got kicked out.
02:58It was a rough flight.
02:59We were about to take off and they're like,
03:01sorry guys, we have to go back to the gate, drop off a passenger,
03:04and we're like looking around like nothing's going on.
03:06Then we get there, they're like videoing the flight attendants.
03:08It was kind of crazy.
03:09Yeah, it's definitely a Vegas thing.
03:10Someone being too drunk to fly.
03:12Of course.
03:13Yeah, and he like fight with the flight attendants.
03:15It was disrespectful and stuff, so they kick him out.
03:17Look, everybody should just be happy it wasn't me and I'm here and we can watch the show.
03:24We are in China!
03:25I love that!
03:27I love Lily.
03:28I've lived here for three years.
03:29I really like her.
03:30Oh my god, I've always wanted to go.
03:32It was amazing.
03:33Josh and Lily!
03:34What is she doing?
03:36Playing music, Joby, like what's the question?
03:38Nah, I feel like we're in a spa here.
03:41I'm going to type in the address.
03:43It's a surprise.
03:45So you just drive there.
03:47You surprise her for me?
03:48Yeah.
03:49If he wants to have a surprise for her, take her into one of those Chinese bathrooms,
03:52I'll show you a surprise.
03:53Ew, stop!
03:55First time we went to a nightclub, it was a western nightclub.
03:58She comes out of the bathroom going bleh, bleh.
04:01Like what's wrong?
04:02She goes...
04:03Pretty ready.
04:04She was on the floor.
04:07I need to pee so bad.
04:09And look at her.
04:10You have a whole toilet, but you don't f*** in the toilet.
04:14How do I support you in the toilet?
04:16Maybe she had food poisoning.
04:18Was it taken?
04:19Why was she going on the floor?
04:21I don't know.
04:22I think she's very drunk.
04:23She missed.
04:24Wow.
04:25I'm Rose, and welcome to my studio.
04:28And are you the one that will be teaching us?
04:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:31I wanted to bring you here to dance.
04:34Because I don't know how to dance.
04:36Never dance.
04:37Dan license?
04:38Have you guys ever tried?
04:39Listen, not license.
04:40You don't need a license to dance.
04:42No, no.
04:43I'm the dancer, Alex.
04:45He's more of a sit back and watch kind of guy,
04:48except if we're out having fun throughout the night,
04:51the dancing just kind of slowly halts.
04:55Every time we try to dance together like romantic,
04:58we end up like step on each other's feet.
05:00It's so painful.
05:02Thai dancing's easier.
05:04You see, if you will like bring me to surprise,
05:07and surprise will be dance, I don't like that.
05:09She wants to do the horizontal mamba.
05:13Come on now.
05:14What's it called?
05:15What is it?
05:16Yeah, what is that called?
05:17Horizontal.
05:18It's a sex thing.
05:19You know what I mean?
05:20But it's a dance.
05:21Horizontal.
05:26She is very feminine.
05:27Very feminine.
05:28That's what guys like.
05:30Am I not feminine?
05:31Very feminine.
05:32Is this not feminine enough for you?
05:34I'm just saying, you know.
05:35Javi.
05:37I think I did this right.
05:41Looks like a wingsuit.
05:42You look like a priest.
05:44You look like a papa.
05:46You need a big thing on the head here,
05:48you look like a rump up.
05:49Now you are going to learn Chinese traditional dance.
05:54Make a circle like this.
05:55One, two, three, four.
05:58You know how to dance good taste, right?
06:01I mean, I can, but.
06:03No, she can dance really well.
06:05It's embarrassing for me.
06:07Do you see that?
06:08Yeah, I don't dance near you.
06:09You see that I'm horrible at dancing.
06:10I told her she don't have any rhythm.
06:11I don't either.
06:12She don't have no rhythm.
06:14You look cute when you dance.
06:16You look cute when you dance.
06:18You like watching my fat ass jiggle?
06:20Yes, that's my favorite.
06:22Memorizing.
06:23One, two, three, four.
06:25Go, go, go.
06:26Five, six, seven, eight.
06:27Hold, fly.
06:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:29One, two, three, four.
06:30Five, six, seven, eight.
06:32Fly.
06:33Oh my God, Alan.
06:34Nice.
06:35You would intentionally drop me, I feel like.
06:38You would like, oh, I slipped.
06:40What if you annoy me on that day?
06:42Remember those dance moves you had at your wedding?
06:44Are you going to show us?
06:46No, that was embarrassing.
06:48Look, you already get like red on these sheets.
06:51You love that, didn't you?
06:55I'm really hoping that we can just put all our arguing behind us.
06:58Because Lily's family is coming to attend the wedding ceremony.
07:03And I want them to see that we're truly happy.
07:06I don't want anyone to ever worry about my relationship with Lily.
07:10She looks so happy, doesn't she?
07:12Oh my God, that's it.
07:13Really, that thing worked on her?
07:14I want to do a dance with you.
07:16We are going to do a choreographed dance.
07:18We're married 10 years.
07:19Next year, we are doing a choreographed dance.
07:21My knee is bad, though.
07:22My knee is busted.
07:23I can't.
07:24Oh my, your knee will be fine by then.
07:25I can't dance, no.
07:26Okay, you just watch.
07:29Where is this at?
07:30It must be Iceland. I think Iceland.
07:32I like that music.
07:34Oh, your favorite.
07:36Your favorite couple.
07:37Let's go.
07:38I would love to go to Iceland.
07:40I want to see the Northern Lights.
07:42Oh, me.
07:43That's one of my dreams.
07:45You can see them in Canada.
07:46I want to be naked under Northern Lights.
07:49Oh my God.
07:50You're free.
07:51Yeah.
07:53Today, I'm meeting up with a social media group of black Icelanders
07:57who have meet-ups every month or so.
07:59That's good. I'm glad she's finding an outlet.
08:01Yeah.
08:02In Thailand, they do have an expat group,
08:04so you can hang out with expats and meet up.
08:07Same kind of like in Arizona, they have...
08:09Yeah, so we have a Thai group.
08:11I've never done it really, so...
08:13I'm part of Israelis of Miami group,
08:15but I never went to the meetings.
08:17It's just a huge group here.
08:19Yeah.
08:20We wanted everybody.
08:21Everybody.
08:22Everybody.
08:23So many people.
08:24When I was in New Orleans,
08:25I have nobody over there who is from other country,
08:28like other European.
08:29I'm like, okay, I need to move somewhere
08:31where I'm going to be like everybody else,
08:33but I'm not going to have an accent,
08:35and people are going to three million times ask me where I'm from
08:37because I speak with an accent and stuff like that.
08:39Yeah, so you moved to a place where everybody just speaks Spanish.
08:41Yeah, but I have an accent.
08:42Every single other person is an immigrant, just like me.
08:45And how cool is that?
08:46True.
08:47They understand my struggle.
08:48All right, babe.
08:49Love you.
08:50Love you.
08:51Bye.
08:52Bye.
08:55Oh, my God.
08:56Look at the shoes.
08:57Girl, you need some snow boots and like...
09:00I know.
09:01What's it called?
09:02The racket under.
09:03You need to go snowshoeing, not high heeling.
09:05Exactly.
09:06Oh, my God.
09:07I can't imagine wearing like heels like that
09:09and walking in the snow.
09:10And you know that slippers snow, right?
09:12So like wear this kind of heels and be there.
09:14I used to do this all the time.
09:15I remember whenever we were dating,
09:17she would go out, she'd be coming home at like 4 o'clock in the morning,
09:20standing in the snow with high heels.
09:21Not those kind of heels.
09:22Not those kind of heels.
09:25Hello.
09:26I'm Corona.
09:27Hi.
09:28Santi?
09:29Yes.
09:30Hello, nice to meet you.
09:31Nice to meet you.
09:32That's an interesting outfit to go meeting with your people.
09:34Especially like older people.
09:36Yeah, everybody's like twice her age.
09:38She's wearing all these like...
09:40Leash and stuff.
09:41Sexual spikes.
09:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:43It looks like some kind of porn is about to start.
09:46Yeah.
09:47It's very like BDSM.
09:49Yeah.
09:50It's a fun night.
09:51Light, colorful.
09:52Oh, David, don't get so excited.
09:54I see you blinking your eyes.
09:55Thank God she didn't wear the black one and it was shiny.
09:57The patent leather and she shows up with like a whip in her back.
10:02So have you looked into basically all that entails to now moving here?
10:07Honestly, I should have looked harder at everything that I need to do,
10:10but sometimes you get blinded by love.
10:11But now I'm here, so I need to start figuring it out.
10:13Yeah.
10:15Were you blinded by love?
10:16Honey, don't ask questions you don't want to hear answers to.
10:22I love you, honey.
10:23I was blinded, yes.
10:25If you're going into the hospital, I'll tell you right now,
10:27if you do not have a good bite on the language,
10:32I'm not sure that they'll receive your qualifications as well.
10:39Oh, that's important.
10:41Especially in her profession.
10:42Yeah, you have to have that language.
10:44I mean, living in another country without speaking the language is so hard.
10:48I remember when I moved, although I speak English,
10:50but because we moved to New Orleans and they have a specific slang over there,
10:54and you tell my ghost somewhere, I'm like, what is this people talking?
10:57I know they speak English, but I don't understand nothing that they're saying.
11:00Yeah, I know, Cajun's intense.
11:01How did you learn Portuguese?
11:03Six hours a day, minimum.
11:05Talking to me.
11:06Talking to her every night, had a tutor, and then I listened to an audio book.
11:10So you were all in.
11:12How do you think this is going to work out?
11:14I know I've derailed my plans a bit, but I'm hoping it's a few months off track.
11:19Any more than that, then maybe I've made a mistake.
11:24If you're going to move to another country and know you have to go through school,
11:27I would think you would do the research for it too, right?
11:31Do you need a visa? How many years? Do I need to learn the language?
11:35When I move to America, I want to learn more English
11:39so I can explain myself and how I'm feeling.
11:42That was the hardest part is trying to explain emotions.
11:45You can say, oh, let's go here, I want to eat this.
11:47But when you try to explain emotions, I mean, is that even for you?
11:51I mean, like explaining emotions? I mean, your English is good, obviously.
11:54The most emotional person you'll ever meet.
11:57I have good English and not a lot of emotions.
12:01He's got one emotion, Alex.
12:09He's got one emotion, Alex.