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00:00The following is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual individuals, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
00:30The following is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual individuals, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
01:00Do you want to inherit someone's last wish and continue to bring peace to the world?
01:05A thousand years of dark history will be remembered.
01:09A thousand years later
01:13The people of Quanzhou are fighting.
01:15The world is in chaos.
01:17The world is in chaos.
01:21The world is in chaos.
01:23The world is in chaos.
01:38The world is in chaos.
01:44Miss Ning, what is this?
01:49Before learning the martial arts, you need to do three things.
01:51Stand, walk, and sleep.
01:54Sleep is for your vital energy and breath.
01:58Let's not talk about it for now.
01:59Stand, walk.
02:01You don't need to consider your talent.
02:03If you persist for a long time,
02:05it's not impossible for you to become stronger and live a long life.
02:09Come, let me show you how to walk.
02:12Watch carefully.
02:35Stand, walk.
03:00Are you pretending to walk or playing the drum?
03:05Stand, walk.
03:10Even a hen can walk better than you.
03:17How do you call this thing?
03:19I was born in the first-class place in the world.
03:22I should be able to do this.
03:32Chen Ping'an, I think you are right.
03:34Studying is for self-improvement.
03:36Martial arts is the same.
03:38If you can't master it after practicing for thousands of times,
03:40then practice for hundreds of thousands of times.
03:42Miss Ning, is it okay to practice walking in the water?
03:46Of course.
03:47Practice your breath first, then your waist.
03:49Finally, your spine.
03:58Why are you practicing with a fishing rod?
04:01I'm helping Shi Tou.
04:04From now on, I won't call you a rich man.
04:06I'll call you Chen Shi Tou.
04:08Practice for thousands of times first.
04:09How can there be such a person like Chen Ping'an in the world?
04:11He has no martial arts.
04:13He is such a bad person.
04:15Is he really stupid enough to practice for thousands of times?
04:18Did I dig a big pit for him?
04:24There is a lot of spiritual energy here.
04:26I'm going to train my mind here.
04:28Take care of me.
04:29Yes, Miss.
05:34Martial arts
05:52How dare you destroy my mind!
05:54Kill him!
06:04Martial arts
06:14Why is there less snake gallbladder?
06:16And my mouth is bigger.
06:18Martial arts
06:35Persevere for five to six hours a day.
06:38It takes ten years to practice a million times.
06:43Ten years.
06:45I made an appointment with Miss Ning.
06:46I can't go back on my word.
07:00Awesome.
07:01Where is it?
07:04Martial arts
07:20I don't know if you noticed.
07:21The water level has dropped a lot.
07:24The stone in your pit can't keep the air.
07:28The stone will change soon.
07:30Forget it.
07:31You may not understand.
07:35Are you practicing boxing?
07:37Let's have a competition.
08:05You are not stupid.
08:07You are just like me.
08:35Martial arts
08:47It's you.
08:48Your business is done.
08:52Don't call yourself a hundred-year-old martial artist.
08:55A martial artist
08:57has been fighting for ten years.
08:59Your fist is ugly,
09:01but it has power.
09:02After more practice,
09:04you may be a good boxer.
09:08I can't say for sure in the future.
09:11Why would that woman's water level drop?
09:15Do you know that once you do this,
09:17you will have a life-and-death situation for the rest of your life?
09:21It's hard.
09:22I can't stand it.
09:24Give it up as soon as possible.
09:26You are not my disciple.
09:28How dare you say that?
09:29You are not my master.
09:30Why should I listen to you?
09:36All right.
09:38If I meet such a bad opportunity in the future,
09:40I will tell that woman
09:42and let her ruin my life.
09:46Just take it as karma.
09:48Do you know that
09:49if you measure everyone with your own strength,
09:52one day you will meet a strong opponent who is not in a good mood.
09:54At that time, a punch will break your long-life bridge.
09:57How can you deal with it?
09:59Just take it as karma.
10:00Ma Kuxuan.
10:02No matter how arrogant you are,
10:03there is one thing you need to remember.
10:06You can break the law with a sword.
10:07You can break the law with a sword.
10:10You can beat the enemy with a sword.
10:11But you can't kill them.
10:13You can't bully your own people.
10:15And you can't deliberately
10:16hurt your fellow people because of jealousy.
10:18You think too much.
10:20No matter how high Xiaozhen's achievements are,
10:22in the future,
10:23he will just be a stepping stone for me.
10:25Jealousy?
10:27It's too late for me to thank them.
10:32We have learned the martial arts of the Yasheng of the Ice House.
10:35Come back to Zhenwu Mountain with me to practice.
10:38Changping.
10:54Changping.
10:57Changping.
11:00About Ma Kuxuan,
11:02is there really no room for him to come back?
11:05If your Junior Uncle
11:06really wants to take this kid as a disciple of Mount Kai,
11:09he can come by himself.
11:10If he is not convinced,
11:12he can come to Zhenwu Mountain to find me.
11:16It's just a trip for our Junior Uncle.
11:21Why bother?
11:27Ha ha.
11:29I'm not interested in Changsheng.
11:33Who can teach me how to kill people?
11:40I, Jian Xiu of the Ice House,
11:41have been the best killer in the world since ancient times.
11:44Good.
11:45I'll go with you.
11:56I...
12:05You are from Xifu.
12:07It's a pity that you and I are far apart.
12:09We can't be friends.
12:11You also know the usefulness of these stones.
12:14A Taoist priest of the Ice House
12:15has reminded me that
12:16he often comes to Xiaoxi to pick up stones and catch fish.
12:20You also know our Junior Uncle Lu.
12:22Junior Uncle Lu
12:27is not in the same clan with us strictly.
12:30But Taoist Lu visited our clan many years ago
12:33and has been friends with our Junior Uncle for many years.
12:38We are familiar with him.
12:40Naturally, we are used to calling him Junior Uncle.
12:45If I see Taoist Lu in the future,
12:47can you give it to him for me?
12:53Wow.
12:56As long as I see Junior Uncle Lu,
12:58I will help you transfer it.
13:00This piece
13:02is for you.
13:08Fairy Sister,
13:10this stone is so beautiful.
13:13Your name is Li Baoping, right?
13:14Yes.
13:15Thank you for taking us to Ma Kuxuan.
13:17If you want this stone,
13:18I'll give it to you.
13:20OK.
13:21Fairy Sister,
13:22pick one.
13:25I'll pick a nice one.
13:30I'm leaving.
13:34Senior Sister,
13:35Chen Ping'an and Ma Kuxuan
13:37are like a cloud and mud.
13:39Why do you want to be with him?
13:41It's just natural.
13:51Isn't this Liu Baqiao from the Thunder Garden?
13:54Why are you peeping at my Senior Sister?
13:56You are disturbing my pleasure.
14:00You are blaming me.
14:02You are Gao Juefu from the High School, right?
14:05He must be
14:07the Taoism Seeker of countless Taoists,
14:09Immortal He.
14:12To be honest,
14:14the Taoism Seeker in my heart
14:15is only Immortal Su.
14:17The Immortal Su you are talking about
14:19is Su Jia from Zhengyang Mountain.
14:20Yes.
14:21That's strange.
14:23The Thunder Garden and Zhengyang Mountain
14:24are enemies, aren't they?
14:25When can you talk about marriage and marriage?
14:30After I get the Sword Sutra in the town
14:32and take Zhengyang Mountain,
14:34who dares to stop Immortal Su
14:36from getting on my sedan chair?
14:38Su Jia thinks so, too.
14:44The town is over here.
14:47It's really hard to find.
14:51Let's go.
15:02Madam,
15:03Liu Xianyang is so cunning.
15:05He even set up a rule for her
15:06to not cross the bridge
15:07for the sake of the weak.
15:08He forbade her from crossing the bridge.
15:11Well, well, well.
15:12The thing about buying a house...
15:15Mom,
15:16why are you still keeping this useless man?
15:18Just kill him.
15:21Calm down, calm down.
15:24The armor will be yours sooner or later.
15:27It's just that
15:28I need a good opportunity now.
15:30What good opportunity?
15:32I don't care what he is.
15:34Just catch Liu Xianyang.
15:35I don't believe he won't sell
15:36for a meal.
15:39Madam.
15:42The Thunder Garden.
15:44The enemies of Zhengyang Mountain,
15:45the Thunder Garden.
15:46They are here, too.
15:48It's really a good opportunity.
15:50No matter who the Thunder Garden is,
15:52as long as he meets
15:53the people of Zhengyang Mountain,
15:55he will definitely make a mess.
16:00Son,
16:01I promise
16:02I will give you
16:03the armor in two days.
16:09985.
16:11986.
16:17997.
16:19998.
16:22Liu Xianyang.
16:23There is a beautiful woman
16:24in Langqiao looking for you.
16:31Master,
16:32a thousand times.
16:34I'm going to the toilet.
16:38Liu Xianyang.
16:39Liu Xianyang.
16:40Liu Xianyang.
16:41Liu Xianyang.
16:42Liu Xianyang.
16:43Liu Xianyang.
16:44Liu Xianyang.
16:45Liu Xianyang.
16:46Liu Xianyang.
16:47Liu Xianyang.
16:48Liu Xianyang.
16:49Liu Xianyang.
16:50Liu Xianyang.
16:51Liu Xianyang.
16:52Liu Xianyang.
16:53Liu Xianyang.
16:54Liu Xianyang.
16:55Liu Xianyang.
16:57Even if Master finds
16:58I am running away,
16:59as long as I don't go over Langqiao,
17:00I will be fine.
17:02Dad,
17:03didn't you see Liu Xianyang ran away?
17:05Why didn't you care?
17:06Whether I have to
17:07care about what I see or not,
17:09the first thing I have to care about
17:11is that I confiscate
17:12this plate of braised pork.
17:14If you don't make sense,
17:15I don't know.
17:18Liu Xianyang is like this sword.
17:20It's a good one.
17:22Unfortunately, it lacks the magic and patience of a thousand hammers and a hundred chains.
17:27It can only lead to the consequences of being drunk.
17:46Mr. Qi.
17:49I'm fine.
17:57Take it.
18:01I didn't give it to you for nothing.
18:03I have a favor to ask of you.
18:05Okay.
18:08In the future, if the Yamen is in trouble,
18:10I hope you can help as much as you can.
18:16Remember the gentleman I told you before.
18:21That's my word.
18:23I'm not testing people's hearts.
18:26Sir.
18:28I can't promise you that.
18:40In the future, if the Yamen is in trouble,
18:51you don't have to feel guilty about it.
18:54You don't have to do it on purpose.
18:56But Chen Ping'an.
18:57Even if I say so,
18:59you won't do it, will you?
19:10There's a pretty girl who wants to see me.
19:13That must be a rule.
19:14Did she finally figure it out?
19:16She wants to be with me forever.
19:18Wife.
19:19Wife.
19:30I advise you not to say it again.
19:32I won't sell it.
19:34Don't be in a hurry to refuse.
19:36Let me make it clear to you.
19:39Then make a decision.
19:42It's boring.
19:43Although Lu Zhengchun has a low character,
19:45I hope you don't embarrass him.
19:47The business is not about kindness.
19:49Okay.
19:51One more thing.
19:54I only say it to you.
19:57I'm going to kill Chen Ping'an.
20:06Hey.
20:07Hey.
20:10Don't cross the bridge.
20:13Otherwise,
20:14I'll break your legs.

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