Family Feud - October 5, 2023 - Full Episode
Family Feud - October 5, 2023 - Full Episode
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00:00It's time to play Family Feud!
00:04Give it up for Steve Harvey!
00:09♪♪
00:15I love you. I love you, buddy.
00:17I appreciate y'all. Thank y'all.
00:20I appreciate y'all, man. Yeah, I do.
00:22Well, welcome to Family Feud, everybody!
00:25I'm your man, Steve Harvey!
00:26Well, we got a good one for you today.
00:30Returning for their second day with a total of $20,000,
00:35from Parkland, Florida, it's the Champs.
00:37It's the Chandler family.
00:39And from Vancouver, Washington, it's the Williams family.
00:50Everybody's here trying to win themselves some cash.
00:52Somebody might have a shot driving out in a brand-new car.
00:57Let's go meet the Williams family.
01:02Hey, Jamaica. Hi.
01:04Wow, I've never met nobody named Jamaica.
01:06Well, it's your first time. Yeah, it is.
01:09Where y'all from? Vancouver, Washington.
01:11Yeah. Well, Jamaica, y'all introduce everybody.
01:14Okay, right here is my sister, Sarah,
01:17my brother, Demetrius,
01:19my sister-in-law, Bethany, and my brother, Christian.
01:22Whoo!
01:24Williams family, look, welcome to the show.
01:26You seem like a real nice group.
01:28Stay enthusiastic, have yourself some fun,
01:31and above all else, try to win yourself some money.
01:33Let's get it on. Give it to Rachel.
01:35Give me Rachel.
01:36♪♪
01:43All right, ladies, let's go.
01:44We got top eight answers on the board.
01:47When there's a serious toilet paper shortage,
01:51name something you might have to use instead.
01:54A tissue. A tissue.
01:56All right.
01:58All right.
01:59All right.
02:01We're gonna play, Steve. We're gonna play.
02:03All right.
02:05All right.
02:07Uncle Saul, when there's a serious toilet paper shortage,
02:09what else could you use?
02:11Paper towel. Paper towel.
02:13Good answer.
02:14All right.
02:16All right.
02:17All right.
02:20Say it right now, it's gonna be a little rough.
02:24Let me give you a suggestion.
02:25If you use it, ball it up real tight first.
02:28Rub it in your hand a little bit.
02:30Don't just go straight in there.
02:32I'm gonna tell you right now, you're gonna tear something.
02:35You're gonna rip something wide open.
02:37You ain't gonna believe it.
02:40Hey, Jeff, when there's a serious toilet paper shortage,
02:42something else you might have to use.
02:43How about a sock? A sock.
02:45All right.
02:47Yeah.
02:49Yes.
02:53Hey, Jan, this is a toilet paper shortage.
02:55What else might you have to use?
02:56How about a napkin?
02:58A napkin.
02:59Yeah.
03:01Yeah.
03:04Greg, how you doing today, man?
03:05I'm doing great, Steve. How you doing?
03:07All right, buddy, we got a toilet paper shortage.
03:08What else might you use?
03:10A wet wipe.
03:12Wet wipe. Yeah.
03:14All right.
03:16Yeah.
03:20All right, we got enough strikes right here.
03:23Serious toilet paper shortage.
03:24Name something you might use instead.
03:25How about your bath towel?
03:27Wow.
03:28Your bath towel.
03:36Hey, Sol, serious toilet paper shortage.
03:38Something you might use instead.
03:40Well, I'm throwing this out after I use it,
03:42but my T-shirt.
03:44That's a good answer.
03:46Your T-shirt.
03:52Hey, Jeff, serious toilet paper shortage.
03:54Something else you might use.
03:55Well, but serious enough, how about your underwear?
03:57Your underwear.
04:02Whoa. All right, we got two strikes, Ms. Jan.
04:04We got to be careful.
04:05We, the family, can steal.
04:07Toilet paper shortage. What else might you use?
04:10How about nothing?
04:13You just pull them up.
04:14Just pull your pants up?
04:16Yeah, okay.
04:19Better try something.
04:21Don't do that.
04:24It's there. It's there.
04:26Nothing.
04:28Aw.
04:30Water. Water. Water.
04:34When there's a serious toilet paper shortage,
04:36name something you might use instead.
04:38Water.
04:39Water. From where?
04:43From where?
04:45Well, you can just splash.
04:47Yeah.
04:49It's up there. It's up there, Steve.
04:53Water. Yes.
04:55Who'd do that?
04:57Water.
05:08Number 7.
05:11Lees.
05:133.
05:15New skater.
05:17Let's go to question 2. Give me Sarah, give me Sol.
05:20♪♪
05:27All right, guys, we got top six answers on the board.
05:31If you were going to jail for a long time,
05:35you'd do what one last time?
05:38Drink.
05:40Drink.
05:44Sol.
05:46Have a meal.
05:48Have a meal.
05:50Pass or play?
05:52They're gonna play.
05:59About to go to jail for a long time, Jeff.
06:02What's one more thing you'd do one last time?
06:04Have sex.
06:06Have sex. Let's get it in.
06:08Have sex.
06:14Ms. J, you're going to jail for a long time.
06:18What you want to do one last time?
06:20Go to a club.
06:22Go to the club.
06:27All right, Craig, on the one strike,
06:29you're going to jail for a long time.
06:31What do you do one last time?
06:33Might got to do some drugs.
06:36Do some drugs.
06:44Rachel, only one strike.
06:46You're going to jail for a long time.
06:48What's one thing you'd do one more time?
06:50How about go to the casino?
06:56Don't go to the casino.
07:01All right, we got two strikes.
07:03Saul, this is your chance
07:05to prove to Jan
07:07why you should be allowed to play Fast Money.
07:11Now, doggone it, we got two strikes.
07:13William family can still...
07:15I think we're staying here with the right answer.
07:17And if you get this answer,
07:19I think we put it in the bed
07:21to see you play Fast Money.
07:26Come on, Saul.
07:28You going to jail for a long time.
07:31You do what one last time?
07:33I'm going to spend all my money.
07:35Spend all my money.
07:37See, unlike you,
07:39who are trying to go to the casino
07:41to leave some money for your family,
07:44Uncle Si's ass, oh, no.
07:46Let me go in and wipe out the bank account.
07:49I'm going to be suffering so as everybody else.
07:53Spend all the money.
08:02If you were going to jail for a long time,
08:04what would you do one last time?
08:06Hang out with family.
08:08Hang out with your family.
08:19Number four.
08:25Well, we got a game, folks.
08:27Chandler family got 76.
08:29The Williams family got 74.
08:31The gold is 300 points.
08:33We got a good one.
08:34We got two good families.
08:35Don't go away, y'all.
08:45Welcome back to Family Feud, everybody.
08:47Chandler family got 76.
08:50Williams family got 74.
08:52We got a close one.
08:53Give me Demetrius.
08:54Give me Jeff.
09:00All right, fellas, point values double.
09:03Top seven answers on the board.
09:05Name something twin cowboys might share.
09:10Jeff.
09:11Cowgirls.
09:12Cowgirls.
09:15Cowgirls.
09:20Can we repeat the question?
09:21Can we repeat the question?
09:22No.
09:24What the hell you think this is?
09:27This ain't Wheel of Fortune.
09:30Pass or play?
09:31We're gonna play, sir.
09:32We're gonna play.
09:38Hey, Jan, you ready?
09:39I'm ready.
09:41Name something twin cowboys might share.
09:45How about cowboy boots?
09:47Cowboy boots.
09:53Hey, Greg, name something twin cowboys might share.
09:56Cowboy hat.
09:57Cowboy hat.
10:02Hey, Rachel, name something twin cowboys might share.
10:05Their horse.
10:06Got to have a horse.
10:13Come on, Sal.
10:15Name something twin cowboys might share.
10:19Their parents.
10:20Huh?
10:21They share their parents.
10:24Oh, parents.
10:26Parents.
10:34Name something twin cowboys might share, Jeff.
10:37How about their chaps?
10:40Their chaps.
10:46Only one strike, Jan.
10:48Jan, name something twin cowboys might share.
10:51Cowboys might share.
10:52How about their lasso?
10:54Their lasso.
11:01Jan, this show ain't gonna be able to take you out your spot.
11:04I see that now.
11:05Greg, one answer left.
11:06Clear the board.
11:07Give me something twin cowboys might share.
11:09Cowboy gun.
11:11Got to have a gun.
11:16That was a good answer.
11:17That was a good answer.
11:19One answer left.
11:20This time you got two strikes.
11:21Williams family can steal.
11:23Something twin cowboys might share.
11:25How about, like, their belt buckle?
11:28Share their belt buckle.
11:40This is a tough one.
11:41We only got one left.
11:43Name something twin cowboys might share.
11:45Spurs.
11:46I like that one.
11:47Spurs.
11:51Buzzer.
11:57Number 7.
12:00Bedroom.
12:01Bedroom.
12:04Shandler family, 240.
12:06Williams family, 74.
12:08Well, folks, it's anybody's game right now.
12:11Somebody's gonna win it when we come back.
12:13Don't go away.
12:14We'll be right back, y'all.
12:16Closed captioning is sponsored in part by...
12:21♪♪
12:24Welcome back to the Feud, everybody.
12:26Shandler family got 240.
12:28Williams family got 74.
12:30Give me Bethany. Give me Jada.
12:37Ladies, point values are triple.
12:40Top four answers on the board.
12:42Name a city with a lot of people
12:45who are obsessed with their appearance.
12:48New York.
12:49New York.
12:53Los Angeles.
12:54Number 1, L.A.
12:59Pass or play?
13:00Play.
13:08Christian.
13:09Yes, sir.
13:10Name a city with a lot of people obsessed with their appearance.
13:12Miami.
13:14Miami!
13:19Whoo!
13:23Jamaica.
13:24Yes.
13:25One answer left.
13:27You give me that answer, Jamaica, your family wins this game.
13:30If it's not there, you're still alive.
13:32You have no strikes.
13:33Jamaica, name a city,
13:35a lot of people who are obsessed with their appearance.
13:37San Francisco.
13:38San Francisco!
13:40Good answer! Good answer!
13:42Yes!
13:46Sarah, one answer left.
13:48If it's there, you win the game.
13:50If it's not there, you're still alive.
13:51Only one strike.
13:52City with a lot of people obsessed with their appearance.
13:56Paris.
13:57Good answer, Sarah.
14:04Paris!
14:19Thank you, man.
14:20Y'all be good, y'all.
14:21Hope y'all had a nice time.
14:22Okay.
14:23Congratulations on winning.
14:25Hey, I need two of you.
14:27I got Jamaica and I got Sarah.
14:29We're gonna play Fast Money.
14:31$20,000 right after this.
14:33Come on, ladies.
14:35Wow.
14:40Welcome back to the Feud, everybody.
14:42Williams family won the game.
14:46And now it's time to play...
14:48Fast Money!
14:51Okay, Jamaica, Sarah's on stage.
14:53I'm gonna ask you five questions in 20 seconds.
14:55You can't think of something, you just say pass.
14:57You and Sarah together come up with 200 points.
15:00Tell everybody what you're going with.
15:01$20,000.
15:03$20,000!
15:08All right, you ready?
15:09Yes.
15:1020 seconds on the clock, please.
15:13Name something you'd find at least one of in every church.
15:18A Bible.
15:19On a scale of one to ten, how fun are you at parties?
15:22A ten.
15:23Fill in the blanks, spread the blank.
15:25Word.
15:26Name something that starts to fade as time goes by.
15:29Your lips.
15:30Name an animal that's big and gray.
15:33A cat.
15:39All right now, Jamaica, let's go.
15:41Name something you'd find at least one of in every church.
15:44You said...
15:46Bible.
15:47Survey said...
15:50On a scale of one to ten, how fun are you at a party?
15:53You said...
15:55I am the party.
15:57I'm a ten, baby.
15:58Survey said...
16:00Fill in the blanks, spread the blank.
16:02You said...
16:04Spread the word.
16:05Survey said...
16:08Name something that starts to fade as time goes by.
16:11You said...
16:13Your lips.
16:14Survey said...
16:16Okay.
16:17Name an animal that's big and gray.
16:19You said...
16:21Elephant.
16:22Survey said...
16:24All right.
16:25All right.
16:48Sarah came out here giving it to the people.
16:52You better walk out here, Sarah.
17:04Well, Sarah, I got some good news for you.
17:06Jamaica got 120 points.
17:10You need 80 points.
17:12You gotta focus to get 80 points, okay?
17:14I'm gonna ask you the same five questions.
17:16You cannot duplicate the answers.
17:17If you do, you're gonna hear this sound.
17:19I'm gonna say try again.
17:20I'm gonna say try again.
17:21You give me another answer.
17:22It's gonna be a little bit tougher this time.
17:23We're gonna give you 25 seconds.
17:24You ready?
17:25Yes.
17:26All right, let's remind everybody of Jamaica's answers.
17:2725 seconds on the clock, please.
17:30Name something you'd find at least one of in every church.
17:35Bible.
17:36Try again.
17:37Cues.
17:38On a scale of one to ten, how fun are you at parties?
17:41Eight.
17:42Fill in the blanks, spread the blank.
17:46Spread... Pass.
17:47Name something that starts to fade as time goes by.
17:51Pass.
17:52Name an animal that's big and gray.
17:54Elephant.
17:55Try again.
17:56Pass.
17:57Spread the blank.
17:58Spread the cheese.
18:01Fine.
18:02Let's go.
18:03Let's turn around.
18:04I got you, baby.
18:05Come here.
18:08Here we go.
18:11Name something you find at least one of in every church.
18:14You said...
18:16A pew.
18:17Survey said...
18:20Okay.
18:21Bible.
18:22Bible was the number one answer.
18:23Scale of one to ten, how fun are you at parties?
18:25You said...
18:28Survey said...
18:32Five.
18:33Five was the number one answer.
18:35Fill in the blanks.
18:36Spread the blank.
18:37You said...
18:39Spread the cheese.
18:40There we go.
18:41We got one.
18:42Survey said...
18:44Damn.
18:46Number one answer was wealth.
18:49Name something that starts to fade as time goes by.
18:51You said...
18:53Memory, which obviously is happening to you right now.
18:56Memory?
18:57Yeah, you're not answering none of these damn questions.
19:00Oh, memory and mind was the number one answer.
19:03And now here we go again.
19:05Name an animal that's big and gray.
19:06You said...
19:08You did say elephant, but then we had no point.
19:10Number one answer was elephant.
19:13So I'm going to give you five minutes to do this one.
19:17Come on out here.
19:20How do you say?
19:23How do you say?
19:24How do you say this?
19:28I'm a straggler.
19:29I'm a straggler.
19:30I'm a straggler.
19:31I'm a straggler.
19:32I'm a straggler.
19:34That's $5,000 for 735 dollars, but...
19:36That's gonna be right back on Family Feud.
19:39I'm Steve Harvey.
19:40We'll see you next time folks.
19:43you