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00:00Are you an avid fan of RJ's Sunday Jam? We've got an extra treat for you.
00:06We've brought back interviews with all famous artists, VIPs, and up-and-coming
00:11artists. We have a very handsome guest. Good morning, guys.
00:16Can you introduce yourselves, please? My name is Edgardo Duterte.
00:21Edgardo Duterte? Why? Because I'm very dirty.
00:34Of course, I'm Lito D'Amantaro of the Elderly Brothers.
00:37Okay, Lito D'Amantaro. And you? I'm Tito Santiago. I know you. Of the rockin' 60s.
00:44I like your shirt, man. I like your shirt. Now, last time we had an Atenean night
00:50was two years ago. It's been a long time. No, more than two years. The reason why I thought of this
00:57show again was because of Gary. Mainly because of Gary. I really wanted to hear
01:03Gary again. I miss him. He's not here anymore.
01:07I don't have hair anymore. I have holes in my pockets. Why? Because I want to run
01:17my fingers through my hair.
01:24I don't think there's anyone like Gary anymore. Uncensored Gary.
01:33I said, Gary, we're going to have a show but we need new jokes.
01:36That's a bit new, Gary.
01:40We have political jokes there.
01:44So you promise to entertain them? Yes, but he'll give new jokes if we sing new songs.
01:52He's right.
01:55But Gary, you have a joke about Erap. You were with him in Las Vegas.
02:00The Coke machine. I really like that one. Go ahead. Coke machine.
02:06We went to Las Vegas. He wanted to gamble. He brought me with him.
02:10He wanted to gamble. So before we go inside the casino,
02:16he said he was thirsty. So we passed by a Bento machine.
02:23So he wanted Coke. So he put the coin there.
02:31The Coke came out. And then I held it. Put it again.
02:37I held it again. Put it again.
02:40Put it again. Put it again.
02:42I had a lot of Coke.
02:44You couldn't handle it anymore?
02:46I had a lot of it. I couldn't finish it. He said, wait, I'm going to win.
02:57We went to the racetrack.
03:01He bet on the horse at 20 to 1.
03:04The horse arrived at quarter to two.
03:10That was slow.
03:13That was new.
03:16At least there was something new.
03:18A lot of people are like that in Erap.
03:21Now he's a judge.
03:24He's a judge in Miss Universe.
03:28He said, can you ask a question, Mr. Estrada?
03:32Of course. He's close to a contestant.
03:36Miss Japan.
03:38What country are you from?
03:45He's surprised.
03:47These jokes are really simple.
03:50I'm getting old.
03:52In high school and college.
03:55By the way, how many times did you flunk?
03:57You know what?
04:01I asked Gary once.
04:03Gary, what year did you graduate from college?
04:07What year?
04:09You have a lot of classmates.
04:11I only have one classmate.
04:13It's Rizal.
04:19You're officially batch 60, right?
04:2360 in high school.
04:25I remember Gary.
04:28It was Lasal, right?
04:30Even his fame came from Lasal.
04:32The joke that came to us.
04:34He was standing in the bus.
04:36He was holding something.
04:38He said, can you hold this for a while?
04:40I said, no, I'm going to fall in my pocket.
04:42It came to Lasal.
04:45Hold this for a while.
04:49My friends are from Lasal.
04:51My friends are from Lasal.
04:54Do you know who the ambassador is?
04:57The ambassador to Spain.
05:00The one in the Philippines?
05:02No.
05:04The wife of...
05:06Lani Bernardo.
05:08We went to Shangri-La.
05:14We jingled.
05:17After jingling, I left.
05:19She washed her hands.
05:21We met in the lobby.
05:24You know what happened?
05:26In Lasal,
05:28they teach us to wash our hands
05:30after we use the toilet.
05:32I said, in Ateneo, Lani,
05:35they teach us not to urinate on our hands.
05:37It makes sense.
05:44It makes sense.
05:51It was Ash Wednesday.
05:53We were in line at the chapel.
05:55Gary did something crazy to the priest.
05:59Isn't that what he did to me?
06:03Ash Wednesday.
06:04Ash Wednesday.
06:06When Gary arrived,
06:08when Gary arrived,
06:09he said,
06:13Bro, he's here.
06:16Did he really do that?
06:18I said, force of habit, Father.
06:20Force of habit?
06:22He put the ice in my tank.
06:23He's a jerk.
06:27Father, he's Macphailen.
06:29Don't confess there.
06:31Why?
06:32I confessed there.
06:34After telling my sins,
06:36he said,
06:37Do you love Jesus Christ, my son?
06:39You too?
06:40Yes, Father.
06:42You lie!
06:44Why?
06:45He yelled at me, you lie.
06:47He's a jerk.
06:49Really?
06:50You said it.
06:52No, Father, I wasn't lying.
06:54He said it first.
06:56Didn't you confess?
06:58He said, you lie.
06:59He was really a mean priest.
07:00Then where did you go?
07:02Father,
07:04Father said,
07:06I had bad thoughts, right?
07:09That's alright, son.
07:11Did you entertain them?
07:13No, Father.
07:15They entertained me.
07:18Okay.
07:20Can we sing someday?
07:22Yeah.
07:23Ricky Nelson.
07:25Ricky Nelson.
07:26You, Gary.
07:28What's that?
07:30I don't know.
07:32Ricky was the Tito Santiago of the United States.
07:36Right?
07:39I sing like Nelson Leung.
08:00When I'm in love with somebody new
08:10You expect me to be true
08:15And keep on loving you
08:19Though I am feeling blue
08:24You think I can't forget you
08:27Until someday you want me
08:32To want you
08:36In love with somebody new
08:44Everybody!
08:46Oh, no, you're not lying now
08:51I'll get along somehow
08:54And I won't, I won't
08:58Want you
09:04Thank you, guys!