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00:00We've done this podcast for like 119 episodes and this story you're telling it just sounds like very familiar
00:06All right, I could make healthier relationship choices. Mm-hmm
00:10Hi everyone. I'm Joanne. I'm Noah. Did you know there's a rabbi here? No shit. Yeah
00:16Where? He has a beard and he was definitely judging me. Sounds like a rabbi
00:21Who's your friend? There's not a Jewish bone in her body unless you put one in her
00:28You're the rabbi? It's hot, right?
00:36The big news is Joanne has a new man in her life. Okay, but we're not using names. So let's just call him the prophet
00:43Message from Morgan. He's cuter than I expected. The brother is brutal
00:48Drowning emoji. Vomit emoji. Unplug the phone. I'm so sorry about my sister with whom I have since cut ties
00:57Me too
01:00Who the hell is that?
01:03It's not us
01:07Well, you have to admit you guys are a weird pair. Women are meant to experience big old orgasms
01:13He's responsible, kind and you. I'm not a bad person. Tattoos, thick neck, light criminal record. That's like way more your type
01:22We love fun, but do we end up with fun? Yeah, have you met Esther?
01:27She's not fun. That's why I married her. Are you serious right now?
01:31She'll burn out and then she'll take a long nap. She's like a puppy. Now you're out here with whore number one and whore number two?
01:37I hope I'm whore number one
01:41Are you dating hot rabbi? We definitely are a we. I just heard him introduce you as his friend
01:50You're gonna turn your whole life upside down for this girl? You're never gonna end up with my son
01:58I told you I was trying to stay away from Messi
02:02And then we walked down the street and he said... Hand me your ice cream
02:06Okay, and did you do what you were told? I mean obviously. Yes, chef
02:16I mean is there a world where this works?
02:27Yeah, oh wow. Yeah, buckle up. Oh, I can't. Rabbi Rafa. Hi
02:39You called me your friend in front of the teens whose opinion I care about most. That was so sus
02:57You