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00:00Oh
00:30I
01:00I
01:20Heard someone walking around are you all right? I was just um I
01:24was thirsty thirsty
01:27Don't you have a giraffe by your bed I
01:31Do I forgot? Are you sure there wasn't something else you were looking for because I?
01:39Hate you to be sneaking around. I mean if you want something just ask I
01:45Will good
01:51You know Benji's very important to me
01:54We're very close
01:56So I want you to be comfortable here with all of us
02:00But don't ever go into tags office again, you understand me
02:07It was a mistake hmm, thank you good night
02:26You
02:35Green juice, thank you Google. How's the follow-up care going?
02:42Almost done. You know how I feel about that stuff
02:48Whenever you're ready
02:56I
02:58People magazine will be here this afternoon, and then we have my book launch on Tuesday
03:03And the thing I'm most worried about right now Roger is is everyone having to stand in a line in the heat
03:08We'll pass chilled rosé and pre-signed copies. No line. Do we have chilled rosé? Oh of course we have children say good morning
03:16Amelia, how are you?
03:19Okay
03:22The wedding caterers forgot to cancel a brunch
03:26I'm not really hungry
03:28No
03:30There's juice there if you're still thirsty
03:34Thank you
03:39Greer are you sure you don't want to postpone with everything that's going on of course
03:44I want to postpone, but we can't why not because we have people flying in from New York from London
03:50And then we would have to explain why and I don't think any of us want to explain any of that right now
03:55And that's not what we need is it so
03:59And
04:01There is going to be an interview in the garden this afternoon darling. Yes. Yes, of course good and
04:09I apologize now, but they're going to want a family photo in the afternoon what the photo
04:15Yeah, of course we have to do a family photo right Roger. They'll expect it. It's got to be done
04:20You gotta be fucking kidding, and that's why we have the hydrangeas out. Yeah, please wear something lovely
04:26Mmm, where's shoot by the way
04:29Has anyone seen him I?
04:31Don't know asleep. Can you wake him up, please?
04:55Hey, I want a lawyer
05:25I
05:55Fuck
06:12Why haven't you answered any my text I think you you haven't told you dad. No what I haven't told any okay good
06:17This is really serious. I know this could get that Lloyd you know
06:22Hey, dad. Don't freak out. Okay. It's okay. No. I'll tell you if it's okay or not
06:31I'm really sorry sir. How are you doing climbing through my daughter's window?
06:35You know you you people don't own this whole island. This is my house. Oh
06:41Oh
06:43Hey, well
06:45Didn't see anything. I'm just here to reload
06:48You
06:50Get off in a bit right yeah, God your family drink like fish
06:58Hey
07:00Do you want to grab a couple of those mojitos you guys have been serving and come check out my little secret hideout?
07:06I will see if I can sneak away
07:11I
07:16Was a nice spot like no one would know you're here. Yeah, well
07:40I
07:49Am calling me sir doesn't excuse the fact that you didn't have the decency to come to my front door
07:55I catch you in here again
07:57I'll arrest you I
07:59understand sir
08:04Do something to your head
08:11Oh
08:21It's okay, it's okay. No, it's nothing
08:34Get out and this time use the door
08:40I
08:45Get home we're gonna have a talk
08:54Will's a little weirdo
08:56He was a sweetheart as a kid, but then I don't know something happened. He shut down
09:02Started spending all of his time in his room with the door closed I
09:06Know he's 13 or 17 or whatever, but no one jerks off that much mr.. William
09:13loves my pierogies I
09:17Mrs.. Greer tried to make a pierogi for him when I had cancer
09:23He looks skinnier than me when they got back
09:35Oh
09:57First stretch marks
09:59It's got this madera tallow in it. It's banned by the FDA, but
10:05My sorority sister gets it for me from her Asian mother-in-law who's a cosmetics magnet
10:11Make it in my Vitamix no parabens, and it's gluten-free
10:18Cool
10:24The key to this family is to just stay on the periphery
10:28Where it's safe, that's what I do. What do you mean?
10:32If something bad happened, and I'm not saying that it did because that would be insane, but
10:39There's something more to it. I would leave that to police to figure out
10:45Don't get caught in Greer's crosshairs. It's not worth it. Has she ever asked you to sign an NDA?
10:54Well if she has
10:56They probably shouldn't say right
10:58They probably shouldn't say right, it's kind of the whole point of an NDA
11:07It's not that big of a deal I
11:10Signed one in the beginning when I first started dating Thomas like five years ago
11:15after the whole May thing
11:18May thing?
11:21Assumed you knew
11:25Well now you have to tell me
11:29May Pratt, she was Will's French tutor. She worked here one summer, and then she didn't
11:37Disappeared under the cover of night kind of thing
11:40I always got the feeling something bad happened, but I don't know what. Will was devastated. That's awful
11:48I'm surprised Benji never told you. They were close. I think she went to Deerfield
11:54Yeah
11:57But duh, no wonder you're paranoid if she asked you to sign an NDA, but I promise you'll get used to it
12:05And I am sorry about Merritt
12:11I know that I wasn't always like the most welcoming but
12:16She was a really cool girl
12:21Thank you
12:24I
12:49Think you never told me about May Pratt
12:54Who
12:56Who told you about that? Is she a friend of yours?
13:00She went to school with you or something
13:04She needed a summer job, so she stayed here and taught Will French
13:13And she what she just
13:16Left suddenly
13:19Yeah
13:21Didn't say goodbye
13:24Weird
13:26Why are you asking me about this? I just wondered why you never mentioned it
13:32Because it was years ago, why would I
13:38Apparently your mom had everyone sign NDAs then too
13:43Jesus
13:45Amelia look I've told you
13:49This is how they do things
13:51Yeah, this is how they've always done things so just leave it alone
14:02People magazine is here
14:22Oh
14:24Absolutely that and agreeing with each other as much as you possibly can right I can see that
14:29Do you think that it requires a kind of?
14:33Unconditional love to stay married 29 years. I what I mean
14:38Unconditional love I think it's more just if one of us makes a mistake big or small then
14:45We're there to protect them
14:48So that I mean but it's like that for the whole family isn't it really I mean we have teamwork yes
14:55Teamwork absolutely. I mean after I know it doesn't sound or finish each other's sentences
15:02You hear that
15:05Case in point I
15:09Just got to think that it's more than just teamwork well that and a healthy sex life, that's
15:15That's really important. I didn't know
15:18No
15:19Well, let's talk about the book of course right. That's what we're here for 29th. Dash and Dolly. That's
15:26Do you just not sleep?
15:30She is
15:31I know it looks like a thoroughbred, but total workhorse Clydesdale. This one is up at dawn
15:37at dawn
15:39making notes in her little pad and
15:42feeding
15:44Inbred children and
15:46Taking care of well
15:50You've really revved him up
16:09And how did Dolly first come to you um how did she come to me?
16:17I mean I had an Agatha Christie obsession didn't yes, I mean I had
16:22Inspiration I think with some wealthy aunts. Oh, and if you will the odds
16:28Guru you mentioned yes, you don't normally talk about your family
16:33Well, that's because I went to boarding school, and I was five as you do um, but I do remember I
16:39Remember when Dash Hardaway came to me, and it was in the form of this
16:47Gorgeous man
16:52Oh crap, Oh
16:55Until four right
16:58The dearest events are in summer rain. Just wait until you smell the grass afterwards. I only have a couple of questions
17:09House and the whole reason to do it outside here was because of the fucking hydrangeas
17:16And what was that all about tag?
17:19Honestly, what was what all about you know exactly what I'm talking about all that over-the-top romantic tribble. I don't think
17:28I'm capable of saying anything today that would pass muster with you
17:34Well what you're capable of and not capable of seems to be over expanding doesn't it I
17:42Could say the same about you
17:47For a bread
17:49I'd like to know what possessed your
17:52Pot for brain to think you could liken me to a fucking horse just doing my part darling
17:59Seems like you've been doing your part just a little too much might be enough now
18:06Is that what this is about
18:09Huh
18:12People magazine is here and
18:15Suddenly you found some fake fucking morality suddenly with the perfect family. Is that is that is that it here?
18:21Is that what you want? Come on, just get dressed. You even know what you want
18:26Because I do
18:28It's you
18:30That's all I've ever wanted
18:33That's my fucking sickness
18:36I've done everything I can to cure it, but I can't down
18:40Don't you ever just want to say fuck it get away from all of this bullshit all these lies or
18:45Get on a fucking plane and go somewhere beautiful. Just you and me
18:49You know the interesting thing about guilt tag. It's not transferable
19:01Just get dressed
19:03I love you. Just get dressed
19:27Hi, um
19:29You're not dressed
19:31Come on are you gonna be in the family photo?
19:36If you want me to if I want
19:39Come on, do you want?
19:42No, I don't think so
19:43Well, I think it would mean a lot to Benji to know that you gave a shit about participating in his family
19:48So I give a shit really do you you don't act like you do. Well, I'm sorry you feel that way
19:53You don't act like you're in love
19:56Benji deserves to be loved Amelia
19:59I
20:01Agree with you. I just have a different idea of what love looks like
20:05Do you mean how tag loves you?
20:14Tag adores me
20:18Now, please go and put on something presentable would you something that I know you don't care but I do
20:26All right
20:29Happy families, let's go
20:32All
20:57These missed calls are from the same number going back a couple of weeks
21:02She never picked up
21:05Any word from the army
21:08They're doing a blood test but depending on how far along she was it might not even be detectable yet
21:12Oh, and we heard from shooter Duvall's lawyer. They know we don't have enough to keep them
21:18and
21:20He's pulling him. Of course. Never said a fucking word and now we don't have enough to keep him. Can I?
21:25Can I look at it? Yeah. Oh
21:28Oh, yeah, oh
21:31Yeah, you're right. She was ignoring somebody Friday day of the murder this
21:36Number calls her at 9 o 5 a.m. 9 15 10 30 10 35. I wonder if they left any messages. Let's check it out
21:45Oh
21:54Hi, it's pretty obvious by now you don't want to talk about this and I
22:01Promise I'm not gonna bring it up when you get here. I'm gonna act weird. I just my biggest concern is
22:08Amelia getting hurt cuz this would kill her
22:12It would break her heart so I'm begging you, please just don't let her find out until after tomorrow
22:18Is that the groom calling the victim?
22:41I
22:56Mean as far forward as he can will you get blood on my suit?
23:00Then she's on her way
23:07She'll be here in a minute. So no, no, no. No, it's been fine. Okay. Yeah. Sure. Amelia
23:31Oh, yes, she is. Oh, I'm not gorgeous gorgeous. I just sit here. Yeah, let's do that. Okay. Yeah
23:46Big smiles
23:51One two three
23:53I
24:00Was thinking I don't know if it's I mean we have a media's parents here. Oh, yes to the inside
24:06Please yeah, and we have a family friend who would love to be in the photo
24:12Can you go get Isabelle, please
24:23Would you
24:44We'd love to have you both in the photo rate amazing, okay, we are the perfect family well
24:53everyone one two
24:55three
24:58You all look amazing you must be so proud let's just get a couple more
25:03Where's Shusha? I haven't seen him all day. It'd be nice to have him in the first
25:07I have he's finally been adopted by someone else. You can take this picture without shooting
25:12shooter in Greer
25:14Yeah
25:15You're weirdly close and mrs. Greer has a special spot for shoot
25:20She always says he's like a son to me I
25:26Wouldn't behave this way with my son, whatever can't all have a dead mom
25:35All right, mr. Duvall you're free to go but you cannot leave the island
25:40Alright, none of you can leave the island understood
25:43Yeah, you got a good lawyer, but we still believe you're hiding something. So we're gonna keep a close eye on you
25:49Come on, let's go. That's right
25:52Thank you
26:15Yeah back here
26:20I just need a haircut. Yeah. Well, I'll be sure to inform my gardener. Oh
26:26Something smells good
26:28Stop and shop marinara. I add real garlic
26:33Well, that's impressive. I just lie and tell my kids frozen garlic breads homemade
26:38Listen anything you you have to preheat the oven for counts as home cooking. Oh
26:45No, no, thank you. I am still feeling the plastic cup of yellowtail
26:49I just had with Isabelle no leg at the Sandow. Oh and was it worth it? Oh
26:55I mean, you know, I can only understand half of what that woman says
26:58but
27:00Apparently the windbury money is all tied up in trust. So that's why Greer Sharon's out a book or two a year
27:07She's paying for everything
27:09Schools cars the penthouse and park all of it. They can't touch it tag gets some money to invest
27:14but he's never worked a day in his life. Yeah. Well, no wonder tag is such a
27:20Prick no. No, I wasn't gonna say that. I was gonna say great guy. I mean the boys get their money down the line, but
27:28Greer doesn't want them to turn out like tag. I mean, it's too late for Thomas clearly
27:32But she said Benji had some issues when he was a teenager
27:36Got into fights got kicked out had to switch schools. Yeah
27:41He's hard to read. Yeah
27:45And will I
27:47Mean, he's very anxious
27:50Nervous kid tightly wound and he doesn't get along with tag at all
27:56Chloe come in. Come here. I want you to meet my daughter. This is detective Henry
28:03Hey
28:08Hey, I like her she seems nice
28:17Quality to us lamp. I like it. Yep. Never get used to that sound
28:22No, but it happens all the time does it never at my house?
28:34Oh
28:42Shooter is that you you made it? Hey, yeah the prodigal son returns
28:51Where you been dude police station, it's okay. It's okay. He's just wanted to talk
29:04Yeah, I don't say anything about the money
29:11Should I be worried
29:14No, it goes sure that looks so delicious
29:17All right. I think we'll need some comfort food. I prefer comfort drink
29:26Goes yeah, you are a magician. This is extraordinary. I don't know what we would do without you
29:34You're here
29:45Bon Appetit
29:46Hmm we
29:48So Isabel, how are you liking the hotel? Oh, it's hideous
29:53Oh, it's hideous when they serve wine in little plastic bottles. Ooh
30:01No, that's better than none at all
30:04Yes
30:06All the magazines are about Nantucket. I'm on Nantucket
30:09I should have bought a book at the airport, but I did not anticipate so much
30:21You were expecting more activity
30:23When Tom and I went to parakeet last month, I bought death and Greenwich and I read it for the third time
30:28It never gets old
30:30Mm-hmm
30:32Books at the airport is torture. I know awful. Mm-hmm, but it does make up 30% of my sales
30:38Well, exactly you have to play the game
30:41Even though I do feel like I'm churning them out like Doritos. People love Doritos. They do. I
30:50Love Doritos, you know, I mean I did when I could still pace. Oh, you're right Karen. I love Doritos, too
30:58She heard an IE Fritos and Franzia every night of her honeymoon for this great little place on the sand it's terrific
31:10Why do you ask people to sign NDAs
31:18Why do you ask people to sign legal documents promising they won't talk about what goes on here Amelia
31:23Talk
31:25It's a lot to get used to one of the reasons what happened to me Pratt now that is a good question
31:33Benji, what is she talking about? Hey Pratt, honey
31:38What happened to her Amelia
31:43Well, if her disappearance had nothing to do with anyone why ask people to sign NDAs, yeah, that's so weird
31:49I mean, why can't anyone talk about it?
31:51Benji, would you please ask your fiance to stop talking? Who are you protecting? Who am I protecting? Okay, I think
32:00Worn this subject out frankly
32:03Who is may perhaps apparently not
32:07Yeah, dad who is may brat fuck off Tom
32:14What what's going on what are you talking about?
32:19Nothing, it's all right. Well
32:23Dad was fucking her Tom
32:25Thomas why would you say something like that? It's the truth because your son is an insecure little prick
32:31That's why we say would you mind not smoking at the table, please? I'm sorry
32:35Dad dad was fucking who may for one. Oh, come on. He's up way too much to drink
32:46It's not true it is true
32:49And when dad broke it off with her she tried to kill herself mom
32:54remember
32:55So mom and dad threw their huge dicks on the table and made a financial settlement
33:01So that they wouldn't go to court
33:04Right, and that's why you never saw her again
33:11He doesn't know what he's talking about William you told me she was she quit that's what you said
33:19She did. Yes
33:24Fucking I don't buy it for a second actually fuck you fuck all of you fuck you especially asshole
33:50I do love shirley. I mean, I think I prefer Italian whites, but whatever
33:57A shirley is a chardonnay, but chardonnay is not necessarily a shirley, right?
34:05Are you going to go and see if he's all right? Oh, I'm sure he's fine darling. I wouldn't worry about go and check on your son tag
34:12Like do something for once on the way
34:19Oh
34:21How is your shirley
34:24Actually, Abby is it?
34:26I'm not having any. Oh, you're not drinking. Of course, you're pregnant
34:30But I do I do recall that I like it. It really doesn't matter
34:38See the good time no, we say big good time. We say in London. Excuse me everyone
34:50I
34:53Really had no idea
34:57So, what's your favorite kind of Doritos when you can still taste
35:04Cool ranch
35:06I
35:18Am gonna call about those tests one more time. Okay, that definitely does not look like cocktail banter
35:30He is all over her Instagram, I mean he has liked every single post
35:34Doesn't die a year. I think I counted like 16 fire emojis in June alone. And that means you think she's hot
35:41Yeah, this is detective Henry. I'm just calling it
35:45Right
35:49Okay, thank you
35:51She was definitely pregnant the prince on the oyster shucking knife. Will Wimbery
35:56the blood and the sand
35:58Merit Monaco and Will Wimbery
36:04I
36:19Yeah, are you even looking for him sweetheart, I'm sure he's fine well
36:25Honey
36:26I'm sure
36:28You don't know him like I know I don't know him like you do but I know that he's probably fine and if anything
36:35Happens to him
36:41Sweetheart can we not shut the fuck up and find out
36:52Hey
36:58I
36:59French tutor may my dad was fucking her and they covered it up. I
37:07Made her this stupid little paper heart. It said you are cute
37:14The Yoshi left right after that I
37:18Didn't even say goodbye I
37:22Thought it was because of me, you know, I thought I
37:27Freaked her out or something
37:30I don't know. It really messed me up
37:39What are you doing I'm going what I'm going no, that is not a good idea. Are you coming? No, it's dangerous
37:51Well, okay don't go
37:57You can't go by yourself
38:28We can't find will really yeah
38:37Okay
38:41All right, I should go help look for him
38:57I
39:27I
39:55Will had it he was hiding it
39:58I
40:01Miss axe. Hello