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00:00Come on, get up!
00:16Oh man!
00:17Son, did you get the result?
00:19Dad, this is not showing.
00:21I am trying it.
00:23Just get through this time.
00:25I swear, I will distribute clothes to the poor.
00:28Mom, don't worry. I'll pass this time for sure.
00:30You just prepare to buy me a new bike.
00:33You'll get what you want.
00:35Just pass.
00:37If you pass this time, I'll take care of the rest.
00:41I'll make sure you clear all the papers.
00:44Shit, man. Not this time.
00:46Huh? Again?
00:49No, mom. I was playing a game.
00:52This is what you gave birth to.
00:56Sorry, dad. I'll check the results.
01:02Yes, your son failed this time too.
01:05Do you see how shameless he is?
01:08Oh, God.
01:11My relatives will taunt me.
01:14I've given birth to such a fat-brained son.
01:17Mom, the decision will be made whether my brain is fat or thin.
01:21The night you feed me vegetables, my brain...
01:25It's easier to look at a girl's face and kiss her than a real kiss.
01:29But now it's just as easy to kiss a beautiful girl or sister-in-law.
01:34To have fun with horny girls and women, go to xxdate.in right now.
01:40xxdate.in is the opposite of any other dating site.
01:43This is the place where you can fuck real girls.
01:47xxdate.in is collecting all the information about
01:50all the horny, single girls and sisters-in-law around you.
01:55There are really a lot of girls around you
01:58who just want sex and nothing else.
02:02Just visit xxdate.in and I'm sure you won't come back without having fun.
02:08Let me tell you one thing that girls prefer to have sex more than boys.
02:12Now go to xxdate.in and fuck girls and sisters-in-law
02:16who are also eager to fuck you.
02:32Uncle!
02:33Yes, mom?
02:35Uncle, come quickly. Dad is calling you.
02:38Mom, I don't want to listen to anything.
02:41Are you coming or should I send dad inside?
02:44I'm coming, mom.
02:45Come quickly.
02:47Come on.
02:52Dad is calling you. It must be something important.
02:57Now your class will start.
02:58Yes, yes.
03:02Yes, dad, tell me.
03:05Son, listen to me carefully.
03:08I'm changing your tuition.
03:10Why?
03:12There's a Sabina Tuition Center in our city.
03:15I was just talking to Ms. Mehta.
03:18Her son is also studying there.
03:20Dad, you're not getting the main problem.
03:24Son, I'm getting it. That's why I'm telling you.
03:27The kid who goes there, he passes.
03:30He gets admission in IIT.
03:34What's his education?
03:36Dad must be saying something right.
03:39I don't know about education.
03:42But the kid who goes there, he doesn't fail.
03:45He does take money, but he'll pass.
03:48Guaranteed.
03:49What does he have?
03:51We'll find out when we get there.
03:55We're going to him tomorrow morning.
04:03Dad, can I say something?
04:04I understand what you're trying to say.
04:06Son, there's nothing in IIT.
04:10But dad, I want to make my career in coding.
04:13You're forcing me.
04:15Just go there once.
04:17If it doesn't suit you, do whatever you want.
04:20Okay.
04:21Okay.
04:22Let's go.
04:34Dad.
04:48You've made such a big house with just tuition?
04:51Hmm.
04:56Son, this is the photo of those people whom aunt has selected in IIT.
05:04Hello.
05:06I spoke to you on the phone about Enkut's tuition.
05:10Yes.
05:11Come.
05:12Yes.
05:14Come, sit.
05:20Yes, sit.
05:21Yes.
05:28Yes, tell me.
05:30Yes, tell me.
05:33Actually, he has failed twice in 12th.
05:36I see.
05:37We had left him today.
05:40Someone told me that you get him to pass with a guarantee.
05:45Yes, of course.
05:47He'll pass.
05:49But you know about my fees, right?
05:52Yes, yes.
05:53We'll give you that.
05:54Okay.
05:55I'll get water.
05:56Yes.
06:00Dad.
06:01Hmm.
06:02In this modern age, where girls have reached the moon,
06:05she's still in burqa.
06:06She'll pass me.
06:08It's not written that you can't wear burqa and go to the moon.
06:12Enkut.
06:13Hmm.
06:14Come here.
06:15He's calling me.
06:16Shall I listen?
06:17Yes, yes.
06:18Listen.
06:19I'm coming, ma'am.
06:22Yes, ma'am.
06:23Hmm.
06:25Yes, ma'am.
06:26Hmm.
06:30I know what you're thinking.
06:33You're not wrong.
06:35According to your generation,
06:37it's absolutely right to think this way.
06:40But you don't know about me.
06:43I don't even want to know.
06:45Hmm.
06:47Do you know?
06:49Only my students can see my face.
06:53Once they see my face,
06:56they don't fail.
07:00Do you have any work?
07:02No.
07:14Would you like tea or coffee?
07:18Yes, don't worry.
07:20Just show me the right direction.
07:23I don't want anything else.
07:25That will be done.
07:27But you tell me, what would you like to have?
07:31Whatever you want to give, give it to her.
07:36I'm already old.
07:38I mean, I've studied a lot.
07:41Hmm.
07:43Just let her come.
07:45I'll handle everything in my way.
07:48Yes.
07:50Sure.
08:00Bye.
08:02Yes.
08:16Yes.
08:19Aapke aas paas sach mujh aesi kayi ladkiya hai, jo sirf sex chahti hai aur kuch bhi nahi.
08:26Bas visit kare xxdate.in aur mujhe yaqeen hai ki aap bina maje ki ye baapis nahi aayenge.
08:32Aapko ek baat bata du ki ladkiya ladko se zyada sex karna pasand karti hai.
08:37Ab xxdate.in par jao aur ladkiyo aur bhabiyo ko chodho, jo khud bhi aapse chudne ke liye taras rahi hai.
08:50Aur ye mera final decision hai, bata diya maine aapko.
08:56Itne bade bade log bane hain uske paas se aur jo bhi gaya kuch bana hi hai.
09:02Isse pata nahi kya chahiye?
09:03Yaar papa, mujhe padhna hi nahi hai.
09:05Mummy aap hi samjhao papa ko.
09:07Main hi jaunga maa.
09:09Oye, oye baat toh sun.
09:14Pata nahi kya chahiye is ladke ko.
09:20Woh tuition shuru karne thi.
09:23Chalo shuru karte.
09:24Ji.
09:50Oye Naseeli.
10:08Is book par likhi saari quotes ko padhna hai.
10:11Ek ek yaad karo.
10:13Fir main tumhe iska matlab samjhaungi.
10:16Isse kya hoga?
10:17Tumhari memory test aur motivation milega.
10:21Arre ye toh bohot easy hai.
10:24Tum yaad karke sunao.
10:26Fir main samjhaungi.
10:28Fir patana.
10:29Samjhne ki zarurat hai ya nahi.
10:32The happiness of your life is depend on quality of your thoughts.
10:37Matlab pata hai mujhe.
10:42Iska matlab hai.
10:43Matlab hai.
10:44Humari life ki saari khushiya.
10:47Humare soch pe depend hoti hai.
10:50Hum kya sochte hai.
10:53Isse humari life mein bohot farak padta hai.
10:56Isiliye.
10:58Apni soch ko kabu mein rakhna bohot zaruri hai.
11:02Samajh aayi?
11:03Haan.
11:04Yeh baaki sab bhi samjha do.
11:07Nahi.
11:09Baaki sab ki photo le lo.
11:11Kal yaad karke aana.
11:13Fir main tumhe matlab samjha doongi.
11:16Aur kuch interesting cheeze bhi.
11:23The happiness of your life is depend on quality of your thoughts.
11:26The happiness of your life is depend on quality of your thoughts.
11:32The army of stag,
11:33legged by loin,
11:34could be better than
11:35army of loin,
11:37killed by a stag.
11:39Keep your mouth shut
11:40and eyes open.
11:42The winner make commitments,
11:44loser make promises.
11:47Good.
11:48Papa, papa yeh suno.
11:50Winner make commitment,
11:52loser make promises.
11:54Papa ek aur hai.
11:55Go for it.
11:56The future is promised to no one.
12:00Dekha, aaj se hi asar hona shuru ho gaya hai.
12:04Phone pe hi sahi,
12:05pehli baar bete ko padde huye dikha.
12:08Acha, ab nazar mat laga dena mere bete ko.
12:11Chalo.
12:12Achi teacher mil gayi yeh mujhe lagta hai.
12:14Mal laga ke pad raha hai isi.
12:25Ma'am, yaad ho gaya hai.
12:27Main sunata rehta hoon,
12:28aap samjhate rehna.
12:30Nahi.
12:32Koi zarurat nahi hai.
12:33Itna motivation hi kaafi hai.
12:35Chalo, book nikalo.
12:38Hmm.
12:43Is chapter ke paanch page,
12:45kab tak yaad kar sakte hoon?
12:48Pata nahi, kabhi hissaab nahi lagaya.
12:51Acha yeh batao,
12:52tumhari koi girlfriend hai?
12:57Nahi toh.
12:59Kabhi kisi ladki ko touch kiya hai?
13:03Nahi.
13:05Chalo, yahaan aao.
13:07Ji.
13:14Hug karo.
13:16Aapko?
13:17Yahaan aur koi hai?
13:19Nahi.
13:21Karo.
13:31Kaisa laga?
13:33Acha laga.
13:34Aur karna hai?
13:35Haan.
13:37Aap paanch page ka toh pata nahi.
13:40Kal tak,
13:41agar puri book yaad kar loge na,
13:43toh jitni der jaho,
13:44utna hug kar sakte hoon.
13:47Ji ma'am.
14:07Hi.
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14:41Ok.
14:44Pawn dekhna aur muth marna hammesha ek asli choot chodne se zyada asaan hai.
14:50Lekin ab ek khoopsurat larki ya bhaabhi ko chodna bhi utna hi asaan hai.
14:55Hauni larkiye aun mahilaon ke sath masti karne ke liye abi XXdate.in par jayen.
15:00XXdate.in kisi bhi ane dating site ke vipreet hai,
15:04This is the place where you can fuck real girls.
15:08XXdate.in is collecting all the information about all the hot, single girls and sisters-in-law around you.
15:16There are really a lot of girls around you who just want sex and nothing else.
15:22Just visit XXdate.in and I am sure you will not come back without having fun.
15:29Let me tell you one thing, girls like having sex more than boys.
15:34Now go to XXdate.in and fuck the girls and sisters-in-law who are also eager to fuck you.
15:41XXdate.in
15:44XXdate.in
15:53Oh man, it's so foggy here.
15:56I can't see anyone from far away.
16:02Did you see anyone?
16:04No man.
16:11Hello.
16:12Yes, brother.
16:13Brother, it will take some time for Alia to come.
16:15Okay, brother.
16:16So please wait for a while.
16:17No problem, brother.
16:23It will take some time for Alia to come.
16:25Wow, both of them can talk on the phone but they can't come to pick her up.
16:29Yes, forget all this.
16:31What should we do here?
16:33There is nothing good around to eat something.
16:37We need money to eat outside.
16:42So what should we do now?
16:49Let's have sex.
16:51Don't talk nonsense.
16:52Sex is only on Saturday.
16:54And here in the car, not at all.
17:07XXdate.in
17:37XXdate.in
17:44Alia.
17:45Yes.
17:46Come, come, come.
17:51Okay, so Alia, what is the problem?
17:53The problem is that I don't like anything about him.
17:57Even he doesn't like the food that I like.
18:00Then it's good.
18:01Think positively.
18:02He will never eat your food.
18:04I don't want to think positively every day, Aisha.
18:08Okay, but what do you want?
18:11See, we have a daughter.
18:13We both want to live with her, but with a divorce.
18:17Don't feel bad, Alia.
18:19But your problem is not divorce.
18:22I mean, you just want to have sex with someone else, and that too with him.
18:26Yes, of course.
18:27What's wrong with that?
18:30Okay, tell me, how is your sex life?
18:34Sex life?
18:35Can I tell you something?
18:37I just move a little at night, and then I go to sleep.
18:41Brother, sex is a game of the mind.
18:44She says, I'm tired of doing it in the room.
18:46Now let's try something new in the car.
18:48Tell me, would a decent man like to do such a job?
18:51No, no, not at all.
18:53I just got the car fixed on Pir Baba.
18:55Now will I like to do such a job in this car?
18:58Then it's not possible. Not at all.
19:01She tells you to do weird things with sex.
19:05What?
19:06Like she says, let's take a shower together.
19:09Tell me, would a decent man like to do such a job?
19:11No, no, not at all.
19:13I won't do it.
19:22Friday movie.
19:24Saturday sex.
19:29Sunday...
19:31Drinks.
19:32Drinks.
19:35Drinks.
19:36Monday work.
19:40Tuesday...
19:42Public sex.
19:45Public sex.
19:49Public sex.
19:51Wednesday...
19:54What to do on Wednesday?
19:57Yes, man.
19:58Wednesday is empty.
20:02Let's do sex.
20:04Think of something else.
20:07Forget it.
20:09Ayesha, there's a hashtag trending on Instagram.
20:12Hashtag couple goals.
20:14Hashtag shower together.
20:16Hashtag let's save water.
20:18Let's do shower together.
20:20Write it down.
20:21You can't think beyond that.
20:23Yes, this is it.
20:25Shower together.
20:26And...
20:29Our MMS plan...
20:33Done.
20:45Monday work.
20:46Tuesday outdoor sex.
20:48Wednesday shower together.
20:50Thursday...
20:51One minute, one minute.
20:52Today is Wednesday.
21:22It's easier to watch porn and fuck a real dick than to fuck a real dick.
21:27But now it's just as easy to fuck a beautiful girl or sister-in-law.
21:32To have fun with horny girls and women, go to XXdate.in now.
21:38XXdate.in is the opposite of any other dating site.
21:41This is the place where you can fuck real girls.
21:45XXdate.in is collecting all the information about all the hot, single girls and sisters-in-law around you.
21:54There are really a lot of girls around you who just want sex and nothing else.
22:00Just visit XXdate.in and I'm sure you won't come back without having fun.
22:06Let me tell you one thing that girls like to have sex more than boys.
22:11Now go to XXdate.in and fuck girls and sisters-in-law who are also eager to fuck you.
22:42If there is a mosquito, kill it yourself.
22:45But if there is a snake, call it.
22:48Tell me one thing, Ayesha ji.
22:50Do you pay attention to the things you are telling me?
22:54Uh...
23:08Did you book the tickets to Kashmir?
23:11No.
23:13Why not? We decided last week.
23:16You told me that you are afraid of heights.
23:19Yes, and I also told you that the more you are afraid, the more you enjoy doing it.
23:24Okay, forget it.
23:25Tell me a poem.
23:35Go to hell.
23:39Tell me.
23:43Yes, I do pay attention.
23:45I do pay attention.
23:47Look, Rahul, we should not pay attention to these small things.
23:51She keeps getting entangled in these small things.
23:54When we were roaming in the market, I said let's have pani puri.
23:57She says pani puri, but we call it golgappa.
24:00Don't you want to taste anything?
24:02There is no logic in what she says.
24:04Rahul, finding logic is a man's job.
24:08I mean, girls do a lot without logic.
24:11But they also love without logic.
24:13This is also a positive thing.
24:15We should not pay attention to these small things.
24:19You also don't pay attention.
24:21And you don't say anything further.
24:29Yes, you did the right thing by sending all the clothes home.
24:33What I was saying is that my bra size is too big.
24:36Ayesha, where have you kept the fob?
24:39Next time when you send the clothes, we will pay attention to that.
24:43The big size of the bra, the stitches.
24:45Ayesha, tell me where the fob is kept.
24:47Look down.
24:49And I was telling you about the color.
24:51Yellow color suits me a lot.
24:53You know, thirty four...
24:55Can't you cut the phone and tell me where the fob is?
24:57Do you have to say everything?
24:59Can't you understand by gestures?
25:01It's down there.
25:03Yes, so what I was telling you is that this yellow color will suit me.
25:06And I have already told you about the size.
25:09Looks like your man has brought the stuff.
25:11I will just take it in two minutes.
25:14Hey Raman, what is the password of the new locker that we brought?
25:21Hey, tell me quickly.
25:23He will leave.
25:25Hey, I will see it myself.
25:27I had the bill on the phone.
25:30Where did he go?
25:31Where did he go?
25:34Shit, he left.
25:38It was five five.
25:41If you knew, why didn't you tell me?
25:43Do you have to say everything?
25:45Can't you understand by gestures?
25:52What happened, brother?
25:56Rahul, I will just come.
25:58I will just come. Wait.
25:59I will just come in a minute.
26:01Yeah, sure.
26:07Ayesha, their problems are the same as ours.
26:11Exactly.
26:13Now what do we tell them that we are also fighting on the same things.
26:16What will we solve them?
26:18What do they know that there is no solution to these problems.
26:21But we will have to tell them this.
26:24Have you gone mad?
26:25If we tell them all this, they will think that why did they come to us?
26:29And why will they give us money?
26:31Exactly.
26:33Let's tell them the truth.
26:35Let's tell them the way we have found.
26:39Means, our MMS plan.
26:46They will also learn to manage with things.
26:49And he will also help.
26:52Do you think they will understand?
26:53I think they will understand.
26:55They will definitely understand.
26:57Okay, let's sit together.
26:59Let's go.
27:03It was very important to make you sit together.
27:06That your problem has no solution.
27:12Look, in our lifetime, we have to manage and balance many problems and feelings.
27:18Where opposite sex people live, there is no fight.
27:23And that's why we have come up with the best conclusion for you.
27:29You will have to take the support of MMS.
27:32MMS?
27:34What are you saying?
27:36Magic Purger System.
27:38There is a plan that gives you a magic trick.
27:41With which you will get help in staying together.
27:43Look Alia.
27:44It is always easier to watch porn and punch than a real kiss.
27:49But now it is just as easy to kiss a beautiful girl or sister-in-law.
27:54To have fun with horny girls and women, go to xxdate.in now.
28:00xxdate.in is opposite to any other dating site.
28:04This is the place where you can fuck real girls.
28:07xxdate.in is collecting all the information about many lustful, lonely girls and sisters-in-law around you.
28:15There are really many girls around you who just want sex and nothing else.
28:21Just visit xxdate.in and I am sure you will not come back without fun.
28:27Let me tell you one thing that girls like to have sex more than boys.
28:33Now go to xxdate.in and fuck girls and sisters-in-law who are also eager to have sex with you.
28:40What counselling will you give us?
28:42Look, it is not like that.
28:45Like we have decided a date for sex.
28:48But today, understanding each other's feelings, we have done everything in your house.
28:55Sister-in-law!
28:57You guys were doing all this in my car?
28:59Brother, talk with respect.
29:02Sometimes you tell me to sit inside, sometimes you tell me to sit outside.
29:06You guys have no stand of your own.
29:08Let's go from here.
29:10They have gone mad.
29:12We just wanted to help you.
29:14We don't want any help from you.
29:16Let's go from here.
29:18Hey!
29:20Give them one more MMS plan.
29:22I will make them cry.
29:25Just like your face is bad, your talks are also bad.
29:28Sorry.
29:59Ayesha!
30:01Why is Rahul calling?
30:05Hello!
30:07What do you want now?
30:09I was saying that we have never cared for each other as much as we did last night.
30:14What?
30:16Yes, we want your MMS plan.
30:18Okay.
30:20And yes, I am also sending extra money.
30:22Thanks.
30:24Thank you so much.
30:26Thanks to you, bro.
30:28What did he say?
30:30He is sending extra money.
30:32He says that we have never cared for each other as much as we did last night.
30:37And he wants to take our entire MMS plan.
30:43Are you also thinking what I am thinking?
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