My Patient Thinks Only Women Get Sick - WEB SERIES
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00:10I can do it myself.
00:11Ah, feminism.
00:12Feminism is such an amazing thing.
00:16But you know, Molly, sometimes in life, women, they need a man's help.
00:21That's just how the world is.
00:22What are you doing here, by the way?
00:23I thought you're night shift.
00:25Right.
00:26But some of the interns still can't keep up with the schedule.
00:30Men.
00:31That's how the world is.
00:33They can't manage without women.
00:36Careful, Molly.
00:37With sharp teeth, come consequences.
00:39Look, I would love to chat with you all day, but we have patients coming in with high fever
00:45and loss of consciousness.
00:47So...
00:48Great.
00:49Listen, why don't I, uh, why don't I keep you company?
00:51Tag along.
00:52Give you a hand in case you need it, like, uh, opening the door.
00:59Okay.
01:00Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:02Patient.
01:04High fever.
01:19So.
01:20How are you feeling after your antipyretic?
01:22Oh, much better, doc.
01:24My body's a little sore, like I've done five workouts in a row.
01:28Mr. Pickles, I'm Dr. Palmer.
01:30Can you tell us more about what's bothering you?
01:34Doug.
01:36Is this your girlfriend or something?
01:38Tell her I'm not gonna deal with a nurse.
01:40I'm only gonna deal with a asshole doctor.
01:42The thing is, I am a doctor.
01:45Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:46What?
01:47Is this a joke?
01:48This isn't a hospital, it's a flower shop.
01:50Mr. Pickles, your fever can be coming back.
01:52Worse, dearie.
01:54I get dizzy just thinking of being treated by a doll like you.
01:58Okay, so, look.
02:00You and I can have a dinner sometime.
02:02I think you're making breakfast better when you treat people.
02:04Well, actually, that's where you're mistaken.
02:09She's an awful cook.
02:11But she's an excellent specialist.
02:14And our top intern.
02:15Intern?
02:16She's not even a doctor yet.
02:18Oh, my God.
02:19Doug, look at me.
02:21I'm in great shape.
02:22A mix of brown and brown.
02:24I'm perfect.
02:25I've never been sick.
02:26And I don't think there's something wrong with me now either.
02:28Only with my permission can a woman examine my body.
02:31And it would have to be in a completely different setting.
02:34I'm not giving you permission.
02:35Let's not get hysterical.
02:37We'll...
02:38Get you another doctor.
02:40Thanks.
02:42Listen, you gotta rest up.
02:43Get your strength back, alright?
02:46Thanks, Doug.
02:47Only men can understand this.
02:50Hurry up!
02:52Wait.
02:53Listen.
02:54What's the matter with you?
02:55You really gotta learn how to accept defeat.
02:57Hmm?
02:58This is life.
02:59It's gonna happen a lot.
03:00Defeat?
03:02I'd expected that from him.
03:04But not from you.
03:05You should be thanking me.
03:06It's one less patient for you to have for you to deal with.
03:09Especially after your night shift.
03:10I'm a doctor and I'm supposed to treat people.
03:12Is this about proving that you're a doctor?
03:15Or is this about the health of a patient?
03:18Did you come here to play games?
03:21Or did you come here to...
03:23To prove something to somebody?
03:25Huh?
03:26Come on, answer me.
03:28Answer me!
03:29That's not fair.
03:31Stupid.
03:32Why is this...
03:33I...
03:34I mean, I just...
03:35Yeah.
03:36Yeah, I know.
03:37I get it.
03:38You just wanted to do the right thing.
03:39Mom.
03:40You can't always get what you want.
03:43You gotta seriously try and figure out
03:45why you came to this hospital.
03:47And, I don't know,
03:48maybe when you find the answer,
03:50maybe you'll feel a little bit better.
03:53Or what?
03:54Maybe you'd rather be at a woman's march right now.
03:57Hmm?
03:59Think about it.
04:01You can't always get what you want.
04:12Phew.
04:21Yeah.
04:22Yeah.
04:23You're fine.
04:25Phew.
04:26There you go.
04:27Now I can see you're a good doctor, man.
04:29Ah, thank you, Mr. Pickles.
04:33You know, there was this...
04:35Palmer, I think, one hour ago.
04:37She thought if she wore a uniform,
04:39they'd think she was a real doctor.
04:41Mr. Pickles, would you open your mouth?
04:43Uh-huh.
04:50Uh, do you have a sore throat?
04:53Uh, no.
04:56I don't have any pain at all.
04:59Your lymph nodes, they're inflamed.
05:02Looks to me like you have follicular tonsillitis.
05:07You better not talk much.
05:11Whatever you say, Doc.
05:27Mr. Pickles, your breasts, they are, um...
05:31What? Do you like how I build my chest?
05:41Would you mind taking your shirt off?
05:43So, you want to see how a real man should look like?
05:45Mm-hmm.
05:46You better, Doc. Check it out.
05:57Mr. Pickles, for how long you've had this?
06:00I don't know.
06:05It's not serious, isn't it?
06:12Molly!
06:13Hey, I need your help.
06:16I need your help.
06:18It's urgent.
06:19I'm not surprised, Albert.
06:21So, um, breast secretion, it's not a...
06:25It's not a sign of tonsillitis, is it?
06:27Did you really just ask me that?
06:29Okay, listen, I really need your help.
06:31Something serious is happening, okay?
06:34I need your help.
06:35Well, it's difficult to say.
06:38These symptoms are present in a lot of women's diseases.
06:44It's not a woman. It's a man.
06:46It's a man, and that man is a rock.
06:51Pickles.
06:52So, he is your patient now. Great. Congratulations.
06:55He could even help you.
06:57He's quite good at medicine.
06:59Don't be mad, Molly. Don't be mad.
07:01I need your help, and it could be anything that is happening to that guy.
07:05Anything.
07:07Yes, that's right. It could be anything.
07:10It could be really serious.
07:13Albert, it could be even breast cancer.
07:19What?
07:20This kind of secretion is associated with a diagnosis.
07:24Enlarged lymph nodes could be even as a side effect of the disease.
07:31Okay.
07:33So, what are we going to do?
07:37I need you to study his hormones.
07:41And I'll get our mammologist to examine him.
07:45And we need to see if he has any lumps in his chest area.
07:50Got it. Consider it done.
07:52Consider it done.
08:00Sure. You're welcome.
08:05Mr. Pickles, how are you feeling?
08:08You thought one woman was enough to examine me and brought in the second one.
08:12Look, we are not here to argue with you.
08:14But as doctors, we have an obligation to examine you.
08:17Sorry, darling. You know, I don't understand all this female talk.
08:20But I think you have enough time to learn the language of men.
08:24Get out of here and bring me my doctor.
08:26I'm afraid you need a specialist in your case.
08:33You should be examined by our mammologist, Dr. Whisper.
08:36Do you think I'm stupid? A mammologist is a woman's doctor.
08:39Do I look like a woman?
08:40Mr. Pickles, I need to check your breast and axillary nodes.
08:44It will only take five minutes.
08:46You think so?
08:48I'm not. I'm sorry. What a shame.
08:51Listen.
08:56We suspect you may have cancer.
09:00All right then.
09:02Give me back my doctor here, please.
09:05Or I'll give you some other diagnosis.
09:07Is that clear?
09:10Get out of here!
09:11Let's go.
09:18Sorry for bothering you.
09:20That's all right, Molly. Really, it's okay.
09:25Molly! I got his test results.
09:28His estrogen level is off the charts. You were right.
09:32Great.
09:35What did the mammologist say?
09:36Nothing.
09:38He wouldn't let us near him.
09:41So let me show him the test results and I'll explain everything to the guy.
09:44Something tells me he won't believe you, either.
09:53I know what to do.
10:00Barbara, we need the list of all the patients with the last name Pickles from 1970 to 2000.
10:07Okay.
10:08Why do you need that? His medical history is right in the fire.
10:11Breast cancer is a fairly rare disease.
10:13Fairly rare disease for males.
10:15And I'm guessing he's inherited it.
10:19As well as his back temper.
10:21Oh my God, that's genius!
10:23So now all we have to do is find someone related to him who's been in our hospital with similar...
10:29Already found one.
10:31Jonathan Pickles, Sr.
10:33The father of our patient.
10:36He had right breast cancer.
10:39I mean, that's weird.
10:41Well, if Mr. Pickles knew that, why did he deny it?
10:44That's the case, Albert.
10:46I don't think he knows it.
10:52Oh, that's right.
10:54Now you brought the right doctor, yeah?
10:56No, Mr. Pickles, I brought her.
11:00If not for her, I'm afraid your disease would have gotten much worse.
11:07What are you talking about?
11:08Your tests.
11:11Your tests confirm your diagnosis.
11:15You have breast cancer.
11:19Your father had the same problem.
11:22But according to his medical history, he didn't want to get treated.
11:27Just like you.
11:29That's why he's gone.
11:30Don't you dare speak badly of my father.
11:32You don't know anything.
11:33Unfortunately, we do.
11:35Here are your results.
11:38And they don't look comforting.
11:47But it can't be.
11:50My father was a strong man. He raised me the same way.
11:53It's nonsense.
11:55I'm sure. I'm sure he was a wonderful man.
11:59Because he raised a wonderful and strong man like you.
12:04And he didn't want to tell you about his illness so he wouldn't appear as weak.
12:11But I'm sure he didn't want you to repeat his mistakes, Mr. Pickles.
12:30What am I supposed to do now?
12:34I don't know.
12:41Firstly, you have to accept that there is something feminine in every man.
12:48And there is something masculine in every woman.
12:52And that's normal.
12:53And as a doctor, I would like to say you are in the early stages.
12:59And our mammologist, Dr. Whisper, will help you.
13:11And as a woman, I would like to say that the female part of you needs help right now.
13:24Okay?
13:29Thank you, doctor.
13:32It's okay.
13:33I'm sorry, doctor.
13:37And thank you.
13:41Oh, it's gonna be okay.
13:45Molly, thank you.
13:48I really could not have done it without you.
13:50It's...
13:56Yeah.
13:57Hey, maybe we should get some coffee.
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14:11Maybe we should get some coffee.
14:13Yeah?
14:14It's on me.
14:15Have you forgotten?
14:16That was your patient and my share starts right now.
14:23Right.
14:24I forgot.
14:26Listen, you need help?
14:29Although you have enough masculinity for the both of us.
14:37Great.
14:39All right.
14:40Well, I'm glad it ended well.
14:42It's not over yet.
14:44But he'll definitely treat women much better.
14:48I hope so.
14:50Yeah, you not only cure people, but you also re-educate them.
14:53Yeah?
15:01Thanks.
15:03Dr. Gibson.
15:06Mr. Pickles says hi.
15:10What?
15:16What's with her?
15:19Just saved another man's life again.
15:22What?
15:24I mean the patient, like Mr. Pickles.
15:26She saved his life.
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