Left 4 Dead 2-Left Behind

  • 2 days ago
Hurt feelings.
Transcript
00:00To anyone who can hear this, proceed to Mercy Hospital for evacuation.
00:07Repeat, proceed to Mercy Hospital for evacuation.
00:12Alright, uh...
00:14The subway can take us straight to Mercy Hospital.
00:16Might not be a bad idea to get off the street.
00:20I forgot how, like, uh, icy this feels.
00:24Lewis.
00:27What are you... you ready?
00:30I'll check to make sure my, uh, film green and everything was off.
00:36Yeah.
00:37Mine is.
00:38Otherwise it'll have, like, a little boner bar.
00:42Alright.
00:47I hate that my buttons...
00:48Zoey!
00:49Your what?
00:50My buttons. My start...
00:52Bill.
00:53And my X buttons stick.
00:54That's weird. Why?
00:57They just do after you say it.
00:59I've used this controller for so long.
01:02Um, there's a player accent, you wanna?
01:04No, I don't.
01:08Um...
01:10Are you ready to go?
01:11Yeah.
01:13Great, you want a shotty or not?
01:15Hop on the D-Pad, it's a flashlight, by the way.
01:18Okay.
01:19Bill!
01:20I'm just pressing buttons.
01:24I'm gonna waste so much ammo.
01:26Be prepared.
01:37Reloading!
01:38I'm reloading.
01:40Alright, bumpers, you're 180.
01:42Dude, get out of the fridge.
01:44Dude, make some room for me.
01:46Would you look at this?
01:47Weapons here!
01:48Oh, Jesus. Empty-ass fridge.
01:52Francis.
01:54Keep exiting that kind of crouch.
01:56Oh.
01:57The left stick.
01:58Yeah, how do you...
01:59You're gonna wanna see this!
02:00Oh.
02:01It's left bumper, this crouch.
02:02Jesus.
02:04Yeah.
02:05You keep...
02:10Watch where you're shooting!
02:11Reloading!
02:14Also, since it's realism, headshots from here.
02:20They talk about a witch, but I don't hear her.
02:25We don't care about you in there.
02:28I hear a boomer.
02:30Boomer!
02:36This is not...
02:38Boomer close by.
02:39It's not the way?
02:40Boomer close by, as you're looking in the mirror.
02:45Ooh.
02:46I'm gonna need these.
02:48Oh, fuck you.
02:49You got some adrenaline?
02:51Yeah, dude.
02:52Share some with the rest of us.
02:53Don't sneak it.
02:58Be careful of the boomer.
03:00He sounds like he's over there.
03:19This is actually a lot farther than I thought it would be.
03:23Yeah.
03:28What?
03:33I do enjoy this game.
03:35I forgot how to uncrouch.
03:39I can hear the panic.
03:46No, no, no, not me!
03:53Reloading!
04:05Weapon over here!
04:07Okay.
04:23Something's breaking down a door.
04:43Thank God for those guys.
04:44They are at the best spots ever.
04:53Fuck.
05:03Oh, God.
05:05I didn't like that.
05:07You didn't like that she went like...
05:10That sound.
05:13Reloading!
05:15Why are they...
05:16...hugged together as fucking sluts?
05:23Why not?
05:31Yeah.
05:38Jesus.
05:41Wait.
05:48I am not going to the left.
05:49I saw a shotgun blast.
05:52That's Francis.
05:58Hey, buddy.
06:08I wish I could, dude.
06:11But it's not time for my smoothie.
06:17Are you ready to go?
06:22Reloading!
06:30Okay.
06:31I protected Francis.
06:33Me.
06:41No, no, no.
06:44Reloading!
06:48Reloading!
06:52Reloading!
06:59My accuracy is going to be like 0.5%.
07:04Are you dead, dude?
07:08Reloading!
07:14I didn't know you could stop the alarm clock with a gun.
07:20Ow, ow, ow, ow.
07:23Reloading!
07:28I looked away.
07:29Where are you at?
07:30I'm at the exit.
07:32Pass it.
07:33No.
07:35Back here, back here.
07:36Sorry.
07:37This way?
07:38Oh.
07:41Exit.
07:44I have bad memories of this alleyway.
07:46Me too, actually.
07:48We barely made it.
07:49I remember getting swarmed.
07:50Because someone was so stupid.
07:56Reloading!
08:00Sometimes you gotta make an example.
08:06Reloading!
08:13Oh, man.
08:15Yup.
08:17Ow, my...
08:18Ow, my...
08:20Did I get shot?
08:30Reloading!
08:40I know, if you want it, you can have it.
08:43Oh, no.
08:49Reloading!
08:55Oh, you shot Louie.
08:57Good.
08:58Reloading!
08:59Weapons over here!
09:00Reloading!
09:01I'm taking an extra pistol.
09:03Taking an extra pistol.
09:05It's very nice.
09:08Yup.
09:19A boomer.
09:22Get it!
09:23Get it off me!
09:24Get it off me!
09:27Reloading!
09:30Reloading!
09:32This way!
09:35Don't shoot the other car.
09:37Heads up!
09:38Don't shoot that car!
09:44Ow!
09:45You guys...
09:48Hmm.
09:52Reloading!
09:57I cannot get in here, because I'm too stupid.
10:01I'm all talk.
10:03Reloading!
10:07What?
10:09Reloading!
10:10Reloading!
10:12There was a molly in there.
10:15No, I have one.
10:16Heads up!
10:18Reloading!
10:22I don't know how to mark.
10:24You can't miss.
10:25Oh.
10:26This is realism.
10:33Where is she?
10:34Oh, no.
10:37Reloading!
10:40She's to the right over here, isn't she?
10:43Probably.
10:44Down...
10:45Oh, my God.
10:46That scared the piss out of me.
10:47Reloading!
10:48Don't shoot that one car.
10:52Tell Francis not to.
10:53Reloading!
10:54I know.
10:57Oh.
11:00Yes.
11:01That's her.
11:03She is looking sexy as a mother ever.
11:06Do we got to go down there?
11:07Yeah.
11:09Molotov it?
11:10Quick!
11:11Oh!
11:12Oh!
11:13Oh!
11:14Oh!
11:15Oh!
11:17What is going on?
11:20I'm dead.
11:23I was swarmed when you guys left me.
11:30Louis, dude...
11:32Louis is also dead.
11:34He had to strong-arm that and beat me by one.
11:39Dude, you and me was dead.
11:40He attacked the witch?
11:42He did.
11:43Louis was fucking mad.
11:45That's why you died.
11:46He's a mad lad, dude.
11:47Lewis triggered the witch, you triggered the horde.
11:50How'd I trigger the horde?